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crocheting a Snoopy for a friend and he's in the eraserhead baby stage

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You there boy! What day is it?

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finally watched Tokyo Godfathers

man what a movie

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Nature really went off with sperm whales. A 70-ton predator with teeth the size of a banana but it only eats squishy prey that it doesn’t even chew, it just schlorps them down whole like a vacuum cleaner. Big giant fat head full of goop. Tiniest fins in the world. Strong enough to smash a ship to pieces and smart enough to figure out how to do so but its first line of defense is just to shit everywhere. Possibly the most complex language in the animal kingdom and it creates sounds by blowing air through its internal right nostril (it uses the left one to breathe) into its giant fat head. It’s the loudest animal on the planet and might have the capability to create a beam of sound so loud it can shake your organs apart but they don’t seem to use that to hunt or fight. They’re highly flammable. We used them to make candles.

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we're having a cute lil xmas and Sally got the label she always wanted

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I can’t find it on tumblr and IT CHRISMAS GOD DAMMIT.

MERR CHRISMAS.

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Doctor Who Advent Calendar —Day 23

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you could never make blazing saddles today. movies take a really long time to film and it's already 11am on the west coast. also most actors and film staff would probably like to spend christmas eve with their families.

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super cute mamma and baby donkey in a pretty little meadow

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cat scarf (tutorial on how to make it here)

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stop making fun of bad people for being fat or having small dicks or being socially awkward or whatever else you seem to think is a fair target. none of that shit has anything to do with why theyre bad. i don’t care if a nazi has a stutter or a terf has thinning hair or whatever. at best youre missing the point, at worst your comments are gonna hurt vulnerable people more than they will ever affect the shitty person you’re mocking. why are you so attached to these bullshit standards anyway?

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I was stuck in bumper to bumper traffic today and looked up to see some strangely inspiring dirty truck finger graffiti

Was kind of deeply meaningful to me tbh

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Diving swans captured by Viktor Lyagushkin 

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once you start saying shit like "yayy" "yippee" and "hehe" theres no going back

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weirdest part of being an adult is the fact that you can put off watching a movie for nearly a decade and barely notice

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hey why don't you take 14 seconds and watch the morning sun warm up the trees while the birds talk about what to have for lunch