#he’s not bad

[scrollwyrm]

Hawthorn

Did anyone else get majorly creeped out by Hawthorn even before he got all evil n shit? I just feel like I should like him, but I can’t. Narratively speaking, he’s amazing. A dragon weighed with the guilt of the enslavement of two tribes, exiled from his homeland and thoroughly alone, only to be stripped of his sanity by his only friend: The Breath of Evil. It’s an awesome storyline that only gets more interesting the more you think about it, and the way Hawthorn subtly tries to convince the protagonists to drink the Breath of Evil tea that he makes is wonderfully written. The only thing is, while I want to hate him as a villain, I just hate him because he’s freaky. He doesn’t regret his decision at all. Another thing about him that I realised after I read the book again is that he has a major obsession with Sequoia. He talks about her constantly, and he even has a wooden carving of her in his house. It just feels like instead of trying to heal, he’s formed an unhealthy parasocial relationship with the idea of his queen. I don’t know. A lot of fans love him but I just can’t. He’s so creepy, but not in a good way. I want my book villains to scare me by being evil, insane, and genuine.

[m3nt4llyr4v3d]

What am I looking at

[busterheadspace]

Dax and rose have this dynamic where it’s like “He’s an idiot and he secretly makes me laugh”

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[mantareidraws]

Giving battinson the big birb hug he so desperately needs 🫂

[samioli]

I think I forgot to show tumblr this but it's been over a year since Phoenix Wright appeared on my crashed laptop screen

[myszkaa]

Sometimes dunmeshi fanart looks like this

[pangur-and-grim]

one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."

I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.

[wanologic]

sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[bakedbeanchan]

random fire nation diplomat #492 will never understand the complex and fucked up relationship between the water siblings like I do 🙄

[calicocrisis]

ig your dad sucks, here, take my dad, he has child bearing hips

[trekkerac]

I'm having fun part 3

[hansoeii]

look at you, you're gorgeous!

[konkeez]

i like the headcanon of swansea serving, so here's a little thing!! i was gonna design his wife....then didn't. maybe next time.

(i suppose this is an AU where everything is fine and the crew gets home!)

[lovelyghst]

simon’s not a virgin by any means, but the first time he sinks his thick cock into your tight, sweet little cunt, he absolutely loses it.

the sugary tone in which you gave him permission to fuck you after he asked, begged you so nicely, like he was even deserving of it.

how he has to bite down on the rugged knuckle of his fist when he presses the head of his cock to your soaked cunny, failing to stifle down his groans but already too fucked-out to care whatsoever once he bottoms out (or at least as much of his cock he’s able to fit in).

the way his name spills from your puffy lips when he finally starts to move, just barely an inch in and out with each ‘thrust’ because you’re just so fucking warm and welcoming and he doesn’t want to separate from you for even a split moment.

how your fingertips lightly graze between the divots of his flexed, pronounced abs, nails raking over his skin with a softness no one has ever shown him. he’s turning greedy for you; needs more and more.

you turn dumb in a matter of seconds. so dumb, in fact, you haven’t even noticed he finished inside you the instant his cock was fully sheathed within your tummy, and how he’s already coaxing out his second load to join the first one fucked deep into your womb.

and you can’t even blame him, considering he was fucked utterly stupid from the moment he set eyes on you :(