#he’s not a homophobe he’s just a cunt!!!!

[honeysweetcorvidae]

hello. clears throat. akechi would not be gay and homophobic; akechi’s guilty of the far more specific sin of being gay and really obnoxious. my man gets asked one innocent question and goes on a 45 minute to three hour rant about what is and isn’t acceptable or traditional now vs various points in antiquity and in japan vs in ancient scandinavia. he has citations. he’s doing this on purpose. if you interrupt him he will make it worse.

[hadesoftheladies]

actually american liberals can fuck all the way off with their "slur reclamation" bs. go to hell all of you.

[leona-florianova]

Rewatching the Pink Panther movies like...Damn..Somebody should murder that guy..

And oh boy, are they trying...

[hauntingblue]

Oden is winning the bad bitch competition jesus

[dullahandyke]

i hate writing shit in irish... this is just a personal essay except i dont know how to speak in this language! let me just write bizarre nonsensical bullshit

[rodolfoparras]

Free use but not really free use with homophobic misogynistic dude bro, who will let you fuck him in the library after a long day of studying for exams not that he has much of an option, at first he’s begging please not here come on anyone can just walk in but he only spreads his legs when you spit on your fingers before you rub them against his rim, reluctantly bends over the table while his eyes are glued to the door, tells you to “just hurry up or we’ll get caught here”but he’s painfully hard, cock flush against the wooden table and rubbing against it with every thrust, “mph fuck hurts ah- hurts sir” but won’t ask you to stop, practically slobbering all over the table while you’re ramming into his cunt, eyes slowly turning bleary and unfocused as he continues to watch the door, the look quickly turning into one of terror when he hears a voice, tries to push you away but he’s stuck in such a compromising position all he can manage is a weak push to the chest, and you’re stood there laughing while the sweet thing is begging you to “ pull out please!”

But you refuse to do that, so he does everything in his power to stay quiet - biting down on the palm of his hand or on his lips til it bleeds -while you’re continuously ramming into him, at some point you grow tired of the muffled grunts and groans and tell him you won’t let him cum if he doesn’t make some sounds, suddenly you have the sweet thing telling you how good he feels how he loves daddy’s cock even begging and pleading you to let him cum please!,

you watch the last bit of pride slowly be stripped away from him while tears continuously trickle down his cheeks, the only consoling he gets is when you lean into his ear and whisper to him not to worry “you sound like a girl anyway” and if someone were to walk in they’d see him with his back flushed against your chest, his pathetic little cock in the palm of you hand, and this big bad dude who claims he hates gay ppl so much sounding like a girl as he begs to cum on another man’s cock.

[visenyaism]

feastdance dashboard simulator

💋queen-cersei-defense-squad Follow

it’s so sick that people keep criticizing queen cersei as if she’s not the first female ruler of westeros??? literally elevating bastards and women to her small council is super fucking progressive as is creating the precedent of dismissing unfit kingsguard??

🪨dragonstoner Follow

aren’t all of her children literally bastards born of incest

💋 queen-cersei-defense-squad Follow

oh so now you’re going to listen to stannis baratheon, known misogynist, kinslayer, fornicator, team green supporter, and homophobe, huh.

🦑pykedyke

okay guys i know there’s no “perfect candidate” but you have to vote in the kingsmoot anyways not voting is how someone like e****n g*****y wins and literally anyone is better than him. suck it up and row to the polls

🦈reaveherihardlyknowher

ohhhh not this “vote your crew no matter who” “blue lips man bad” bullshit again. fuck off idgaf which godless man sits the seastone chair i’m not voting for asha shes literally a neoliberal

🦷 lastoftheegiants

first i had to give up my rights and then i had to give up my gods just to not get killed by fucking wights but i literally cannot believe the nights watch made me give up my strap as part of the treasure ransom. shit was expensive it was IVORY. i hate southerners so much i hope the lord commander dies

🌪️kinslayerr

DO NOT COME TO THE RIVERLANDS

🍓silverspurs Follow

why

🌪️kinslayerr

there’s riverlands here

🧜‍♂️theythemderly

freys

🌾maidencool

my cousin got eaten by rats in harrenhal

🐎brackennation Follow

dumb cunts wearing raven feather cloaks strutting around who think they’re better than you but they’re not better than you

🌟sevenstar

i saw a guy get killed and then just stand back up and start fighting again because his friend kissed him on the mouth down here once

🦌whitehart

giant feral pack of 60 wolves running around

🍓silverspurs Follow

ok understandable have a nice day

🫧bastardwaters

i hate the fucking sparrows can we be normal for five minutes or can we just not have shit in the crownlands

☠️real-stormlands-patriot Follow

ITS LORD COMMANDOVER #RIPBOZO

🐦‍⬛mormonts-raven-bot Follow

CORN! DEATH! CORN!

(CAW! I follow members of the Night's Watch to remind them of their oaths!)

🦷 lastoftheegiants

????

🍋floriansjonquil

Loras Tyrell x Queen of Love and Beauty!Reader Imagines

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🪻maidens-smile Follow

girl this is notttttt the time he literally just fucking died at dragonstone?

💎oathkeeper

should’ve stanned jaime #LORASFELLOFF

💐flowerknight

one kill yourself jaime lannister is an honorless kingslaying turncloak two i heard loras tyrell was literally fine?

👊fleabottomtop

lord davos seaworth, the class traitor from the stannis baratheon administration, is a nasty little thottie and just died from making it clap in white harbor

🌅girlheir

this tower fucking sucks.

🌅girlheir

i’m just like rhaenyra targaryen for real

🌅girlheir

🐀ratcook5000 Follow

people meat tastes good asf when you don’t have a wench in your ear saying it violates guest right

🐺threeeyedwolf

🍒ladylance

need that targ girl in mereen to get those lizards over here and liberate this website by any means necessary cause what the fuck is going on

[apollos-boyfriend]

Hey I've been observing from afar through your reaction blogging, I haven't been in mcyt as much since the dsmp ended but I still care about a lot of the people in the mcyt circle and I'm interested in what goes on - care to give a rundown of what happened at this twitch rivals thing everyone keeps talking about? (no pressure only if you want to) Aside from the fact I'm sure it was terribly run like most twitch rival events are, but it sounds like there was more to it than that

okay so. i am going to be missing quite a few details because i missed a day myself + my streamer could not care less, so i heavily encourage others to add on stuff i missed

this was a multi-day competition, running for 5 days with prize rewards from 1k to 100k. it started with i think 150 players, with select numbers of people getting eliminated each round. day 1-2 are fairly normal, at least for twitch rivals. of all the games that got played through the whole event, i'd say like 1 was actually good, and maybe 2 were decent, at best. most are bad, poorly-executed, poorly thought out, or just boring in terms of both player enjoy-ability and content creation.

DAY 3 EDIT:

now, sapnap's been sapnap for this entire event already. obnoxious, a bad sport, but most notably, playing DMCA'd songs. the event ran on proximity chat, so while he was unmuted, everyone around him would also be subject to said songs, which could mute vods at worst and terminate accounts at best. most people are fed up with him at this point. while everyone's trying to come up with solutions for the glitch, sapnap spams the discord with useless shit. couriway calls him out in the discord, calling him annoying and obnoxious, then later calling him a cunt in twitch chat. sapnap uses couriway and feinberg's name in his stream title for clickbait and talks shit about them + their friends (hbg/house builder gang). he also makes some weird comment asking if couri is homophobic because sap was talking about having skeppy's dick in his mouth?? or something?? i'm unsure exactly how day 3's issue of the glitch resolved.

day 4 is also your average experience with your usual range of average to horribly painful games. sapnap continues to be a bitch and not take responsibility for his stans attacking anyone in sight, but what else is new

day 5 is. bad. the game set for deciding the final competitors can be cheesed (if you let someone else do all the work, you can punch them in the last second and steal their win) and eliminates like 20 people at once. on top of that, a glitch happens that leaves the server on standby for at least 30 minutes while admins decide what to do. firebreathman sends a picture of a bare naked ass in the discord. someone else sends a photo of their debit card. streamers entertain themselves in various ways, including growing a cactus (fulham), playing osu (purpled), collecting other people's streams for their overlay (fruitberries), playing slime rancher (badboyhalo), and building real-life furniture (couriway). tubbo (who was already eliminated at this point) starts jumping between streams and asking in chat for the tea. the game is eventually replayed, deciding the final 4 players, but it's just as broken and at that point, no one wants to be there anymore. it's revealed through multiple streamers (purpled, i believe also feinberg) that twitch rivals games are not tested before being ran. the only testing done was a stress test to see if the server could handle all original 150-some players. this explains why the games are so bad and poorly organized (some games take over an hour, others barely 30 minutes).

the final four are sapnap, shadoune, sneegsnag, and i think feinberg. it's the most anticlimatic game of connect 4 you can imagine. sneeg eliminates sapnap, and shadoune eliminates fein. notably, fein's game glitches during a throw, which despite being obviously a glitch, the coordinators brush off as being "part of the game". fein and multiple other streamers spend time analyzing every pov frame by frame and all agree that yeah, that was a glitch. shadoune and sneeg are left for the finals. they come to an agreement that this is stupid and a horrible event. tired of this bullshit, they purposefully stall the games and run a podcast for approximately 2 hours, forcing the coordinators to bend to their commands hunger games-style. essentially since the first glitch of the day people were begging twitch to just split the money, something that wouldn't be easy according to tubbo, because everything is pre-signed and delegated before the event. sneeg and shadoune give no fucks, and force the coordinators to split the money anyway, winning the day through the power of friendship. i cannot stress enough how no one wanted to fucking be there by the end of all this.

[danrifics]

good morning i have slept a total of 2 hours here’s my spoiler breakdown for terrible influence antwerp

they start by playing a text to speech voice who welcomes us and the straight boyfriends and the dads (they’re a bit obsessed with the dads i’ll be real) the voice tells us if we film she’s gonna sue are asses. text to speech lady she is an icon

dnp come out and they’re like yo this is cool it’s the first show, you guys are gonna see what we’ve been up to and then they’re like it’s the first show so we can use you guys to decide if we change anything

they they’re like there’s probably people in the audience who don’t really know us so they do a 15 years of dan and phil lore breakdown with dolls of themselves in little set of iconic dnp locations (made by pj and sophie btw) they put these sets in a table in front of a camera and it shows on the big screen, (for 1 section of this the screen doesn’t work for the first part lol) also phil makes the dolls kiss and they also make the dolls hump the breakfast bar cos of course they do

i can’t remember what happens next or maybe it jumps right into the next thing i mention

they play a game show called role model or no-model which is a madlibs style game where you have to decide if the version of dan and phil the audience creates is a role model or not these are compared to real dnp. we had homophobic furry lawyer dan and linguistics dr phil wo has a thing for hamsters. just an fyi for this dan is really good at hearing what the audience is saying and phil is not at all and im pretty sure he made his up cos he couldn’t understand what we wanted

okay so after this iirc they start talking about the youtube landscape and what they’re gonna do after tour and how to keep people entertained and they go on a little adventure through different genres of youtube like minecraft lets plays, vtubers and then they pretend to be mr beast and pretend to give away a bunch of stuff that they don’t have, they cure us of any mental health issues and they cure us from being gay <3

then they decide to have a boxing match cos obvs that’s what youtubers do, they ask us to cheer for whoever they want to win and it has cool intro to it! i’ll be honest this boxing match goes on for entirely too long like it spans the end of the first half and the start of the second but they have like choreographed fighting and OMFG it’s very gay and like suggestive and they do many times look like they’re gonna have sex 😂 like one of phils moves is to hit dan with his ass while dan is holding him from behind so… yeah. anyway dan thought he won ours and then phil knocked him out with a tv, as he should!! also before they end the first half they’re having an insult match where phils tells dan hes gonna burn his house down only for dan to say they live in the same house and i was dying it was so funny, phil also calls dan a dickhead and this is where he also calls him a cunt and that’s how the first half ends. oh also phil has a fake 6 pack on and that’s the $300 dollar silicone btw

okay second half after dan is dead they have a sincere moment and then they’re like you guys keep telling us you want load of long unedited content and they ask us to tell them a topic to monologue about and someone shouts feet and they rant about feet lmao phil excitedly tells everyone he has a better wiki feet rating than dan

then dan goes on a rant about being discriminated against as a millennial (can’t remember how we got there) and phil gets bored and starts watching subway surfers and i’ll be real honest as a gen z i instantly got distracted by subway surfers and didn’t listen to what dan was saying (that was the point tho) and phil keeps turning up the volume and dan gets mad and he storms off

we have a nice sincere moment with phil but idk what tf it was cos neither did phil 😂

then suddenly a voice, oh here she comes, she asks if we’re ready to confess our sins and out comes sister daniel, everyone fucking loses it, if you heard me screaming so loud no you didn’t.

anyway they read some confessions (phil is father philip) and they read out a few including one from @dnphobe !!! phil has a water gun that he didn’t have when he was meant to and couldn’t find and then found and he was spraying it at people to cleanse them of their sins which is what they meant by people being in the splash zone btw also phil sprayed it at dan it was kinda cute

okay so they say they need to go and get changed and they head off stage and there’s a gag where they leave the microphone on and they’re purposely making it sound sexual and it’s so funny and then dan comes out and phil doesn’t cos he’s struggling with his leather fucking trousers that was a completely unscripted part for sure

then they talk about the hiatus a bit and how dan left us and they keep calling us their family and brb while i cry my eyes out

then they pull out a fucking banger of a song, like i can’t even explain to you how good it is, it has a fully like kpop style dance to it that im gonna fucking learn lmao and dan was so good at it like im not even kidding that man was pulling moves!! phil was doing great too btw but he definitely wasn’t as confident in it as dan was but damn it’s the best song yet imo!!

also i forgot to write the conspiracy bit because i forgot where in the show it is but on one of them they were trying so hard to make us say the opposite one but we were literally forcing tour bus on them and yes they confirmed they shared a bed on that tour bus!! and they played it off like its okay for friends to do that (cos it is) but they way they said it was that thing again where they blur the line a little so we know what they actually mean but still pretend they mean something else

okay some little things i remember that i didn’t write above

- “i can’t imagine my life without you”

- “it’ll be 15 years in december” (if you know you know)

- the absolute silence after they confirmed the bed thing cos none of us were actually expecting it

- dan had to prompt phil a little to remind him what to say next but it was very cute

- they kept looking at each other in *that* way

- phil lied to us about when norman died cos he had norman merch coming out

- sleepless night with phil 3 is fake!!

- they showed *that* video of phil asleep on the tour bus

- there were multiple times where i thought they’re gonna kiss right now???

-phil called dan kinda sexy

- ALL IS FORGIVEN, ANYTHING FROM THE LAST WE MIGHT HAVE DONE IS FORGIVEN THEY LOVE US WE ARE A FAMILY THEY ARE LITERALLY OUR DADS

[slamminslamminmcgill]

gawd i can just imagine stepdad logan making fun of readers small tdick while fucking him in the ass, bein such a meanie about it #holeforlogan

stepdad logan anal supremacy anon ur a gigabrained chad and i put that on god

logan being both insanely bisexual and homophobic to you bc you’re just faggier than he is 💀 and as ur stepdad he’s required by law to tease you and OFC he’s a lil transphobic too but it’s all in good fun plus it makes your cunt drip and ur pp hard so it’s okay

but get this. no matter how much you drip, no matter how much your pussy throbs, chomping at the bit begging for cock, it won’t get it. he’s not gonna fuck your cunt. at all. cause that’s not how boys fuck. that’s not how a daddy fucks his son. they fuck them in the ass. your cunt’s only use tonight is as a lube dispenser. thankfully a very efficient one, at that. his fingers keep slipping off your t-dick.

“tch, i can’t even jerk this little thing like a cock. not with you wetting yourself in my fucking hand.”

he slaps your cunt in frustration,

“ow!”

and flexes his cock in your asshole, his tip nudging your g-spot from the back,

“fuck!”

“at least this hole works like it’s supposed to. good boy.”

[soup-mother]

surely I'm not the only person who doesn't find The Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands thing particularly funny right? like it's exactly as sad and colonial as every other joke microstate but with the added bonus that gay australians seem to think it's the funniest thing ever whenever that tumblr post goes around.

i get that "it's not that deep" but that's exactly the thing, it's essentially meaningless and a joke because the idea of laying claim to territory here is just a joke to people. grumble grumble grumble

only close to funny thing about it is Eric Abetz being mad about it because he's a whiny little cunt but that was literally just him using the existence of the "micronation" to justify being homophobic, like I'm going to have a hard time believing he actually firmly believed that.

[mistressmxggot]

Chapter 2- ✰ Jackpot ✰

"𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗳𝗲𝗹𝘁 𝗱𝗿𝘆.

"𝗘𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗴𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁...𝗵𝗼𝘄? 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘁?"

𝗠𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗸'𝘀 𝗲𝘆𝗲𝘀 𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗳. "𝗚𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗼."

"𝗠𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗸 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗺𝗲."

𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗳𝗲𝗹𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗱𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗮𝘀 𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗸𝗲."

Tags: Oral, stripping, brothels, abuse, smoking, drinking, gambling, use of homophobic slur, noncon groping

~What a pretty little thing. Something about that girl made her skin prickle, or it could be the boy's face stuffed into her crotch. She twirled her fingers around his bronze hair, pushing her core further into his mouth. She sighed loudly. This was annoying her. "Suck. Harder," she barked. His soaked mouth sucked hard onto her clit, his jaw clenching in discomfort. He proceeded, ignoring the ache. She exhaled, mouth turning up in satisfaction. Her high started slowly, moving up her hips and stomach, into her breasts, ending on the back of her scalp. She moaned deep, thighs slightly shaking as her juices spilled onto the boy's chin. He continued to suck until she lifted his head herself. She rested her head on the arm of the couch. With her cunt empty and her head clear, it came to her just exactly what to do. A smirk creeped onto her face. This would be her outlet to gratify her fancy. Jackpot.

You'd never get used to dancing all through the night. How many fucking times did you have to work out for your body to finally get used to it?

Your alarm joined your body in yelling at you. You groaned, wanting to strangle the life out of that alarm. 10:00 a.m. It was time to get up. Your feeble three room apartment wasn't going to clean and fill itself.

Go shopping. Clean the entire apartment. Do laundry. Shower. Go see Malik. Was your day off even a day off?

Your hands roamed over your body, massaging every sore and screaming muscle you could reach. Attempting to stand wasn't a thought you wanted to approach. The alarm still beeped, reminding you of every errand and task you had to do today.

"Alright I get it!" You yelled back at the alarm, reaching for the off button.

You exhaled in relief, using all the strength you had to stand up. Pole dancing always affected your legs the most. The pain was annoyingly bad today, for whatever reason. Life just liked to cause you problems sometimes. No, all the time. Nothing would ever beat how bad your body burned after dancing.

You glanced at your full laundry hamper, approaching it. Laundry was the first to get done, of course not without problems. You lost a few socks, then spilled the detergent, then realized you forgot to separate the laundry into whites and colors. Today was already kicking your ass. A hot shower would help your mind and body. Gosh you needed to go shopping. The little soap you had could get you by at least.

You began to dry yourself, finally putting on some lotion. Don't moisturize before stripping unless you want to break every bone in your body.

Your routine finished with dressing and and tidying the bathroom. Shopping went by relatively fast. Now you weren't going to think about the guy who looked at your shopping bags a little too long. Oh Zaun. Another day in paradise.

The clock read 6:11 p.m., letting you know it was time to head to The Last Drop. Malik would be expecting you. He said he liked to keep an eye on you, just for your "safety". You knew that wasn't true. He knew that wasn't true. His smirk always told the truth. He liked to tell everyone around him that you were his.

Unfortunately you were. His property that made him his money. At least he did protect you, well in the ways he thought necessary.

Your space was mostly tidy. Your kitchen was clean and filled with food. That made you happy. You had to enjoy the little things, the things many others around Zaun didn't have. Thoughts of Piltover began resurface. Did topside have homeless, starving addicts like Zaun did? You assumed that had to, to make yourself feel better. Fucking topside. All their uptight, pretty bullshit. Their pretty counselors and pretty buildings and pretty celebrations. You had to get out this apartment.

The neon green lights of The Last Drop shone down onto your face, loud music blasting from the inside. You decided on wearing something not so revealing. A black, off-the-shoulder sweater with simple blue jeans. Working as a stripper, you were practically naked all the time. You deserved to not feel exposed, even if Malik always knew just how to make you uncomfortable. Gosh, everything about him was so unlikeable.

The men by the door grinned as you approached.

"Hey long time no see. We've missed seein' your pretty face." The man to the right of you snickered as he stared at you.

His scruffy beard covered most of his face. His face was soft and round, giving a pleasant appearance. His eyes didn't reflect the same softness of his face. You internally coiled. It seems you simply couldn't escape preying eyes. You and your amazing personality were simply just so charming that everyone wanted you! Weren't you just so lucky?

"Malik just arrived not to long ago." The man on the left leaned into you.

He was freakishly tall. His limbs and face seemed to go on forever. Piercing grey eyes stared at you, completely unblinking. He almost looked dead. It sent a shiver down your spine, and not the good kind.

You smiled to the best of your ability. "Thank you. I'll be seeing him now."

You looked back and forth at both men. You were trying your best to seem friendly, but they were terrifying. The more you looked at them, the more ugly and vicious they became. Slithering in-between them, you kept your eyes glued onto the ground. You could feel their eyes still watching you.

You pushed the heavy doors open, loud music blasting. The bass assaulted your ears, feeling as if it was punching and kneading your brain. Multicolored lights swung to different areas of the building, lighting up the different faces around. The smell of liquor and smoke surrounded you. It was a party in here tonight, and all you wanted to do is go back to bed.

You pushed through the sweaty mob of bodies, trying to ignore the constant stickiness colliding with your hands.

Towards the back the building, Malik and his men surrounded a table. Sevika sat opposite of him, a grin plastered on her face. Malik held his head in one hand. He was losing of course. When was he ever winning? You warned him over and over, of course to no avail. He was so hard headed and foolish.

You approached him from behind, smiling as you rested your chin onto his shoulder. You peered at his cards.

"Are you losing?" Your smile grew, mocking him.

He sneered at you over his shoulder. "What the fuck do you think?"

You giggled, rubbing his temples. He shook your hands away.

"Not now I'm trying to focus."

You scoffed. "Just trying to help. You need to think, and your deck sucks."

"Do you ever shut the fuck up? You're not helping. Now do what you do best and sit down, shut up, and look pretty."

Your face dropped. You were just joking around. He got way to serious about these games. Sevika raised an eyebrow at you. You shrugged, walking over to her side of the table. Malik watched you, glaring.

"Now don't do anything stupid," He warned.

You rolled your eyes, causing his face to turn in irritation.

Sevika smiled at you. "Tragic isn't it?"

You looked at her deck and laughed. "Oh yes. Very."

Sitting down next to her, you watched everyone else at the table. It was like a humiliation ritual. Everyone's face were focused, all eyebrows knotted in worry. You shook your head. It happened everytime, and Malik always came back. Malik took a drink from his glass and cleared his throat.

"Y'know I spoke to Ms. Medarda..." he mumbled playfully.

The entire table gasped. Sevika slammed her fist down onto the table.

"Well I'll be damned! How? Why!?"

Malik's eyebrows raised. "Well I introduced myself to her and told her about my girls. Dont know if she's a dyke tho. 'Scuse me Sevika."

Sevika shook her head in disapproval. Your cheeks grew red.

"She was very dismissive, but she said somethin' about needing something new. Dont think the bitch heard a word i said." He rolled his eyes. "She was just as irritating and smug as you would think."

You gulped. "Wait.. so you told her about me?" Your hands felt sweaty.

Malik squinted his eyes at you. "No i didn't tell her about you. I told her I had dancers that she could use if she needed."

Your eyes met the floor. Lord knows she wasn't gonna use you, absolutely not. You didnt care what Malik said.

Sevika looked annoyed. "Something new, so she came to the Undercity? Does topside think this is some sort of charity?"

Malik choked on his drink. "Does topside think is the real question."

Sevika snickered. As you listened, you could understand Sevika's annoyance. This woman seemed like a real piece of work. You groaned at the thought. Everyone in Piltover was probably like that.

Sevika laid down her cards. "Game over!" She laughed at Malik, taking a puff of her blunt.

Malik closed his eyes, sighing. Your head sat on your hand lazily.

"I told you to think." You commented, shaking your head.

Malik's eyes bored into you.

"Get up," he barked at you.

Chuckling, you stood up. You made your way over to him. He grabbed your arm, yanking you towards the bathrooms. Don't joke around with Malik. You had forgotten. He was always on the edge of blowing up. He shoved you into the bathroom wall. Your head slightly thumped it.

"Now why the hell did I even bring you out here? You always seem to cause me problems."

You looked at him confused. "I- I was just joking. I didnt mean to make you angry. I'm sorry Malik."

Your eyes pleaded with him. His hands snaked into your hair. His fingers gripped it roughly, pulling at your scalp.

"You don't need to make jokes, you're not fucking funny. You're an annoying whore."

His face was too close to yours.

"You also keep getting too comfortable with Sevika. Any person that gives you some sort of attention and you're interested."

He looked around, sighing.

"You know maybe you'd actually get my dick hard if you didn't open your fucking mouth all of the time."

He removed his hand from your hair, aggressively pushing his hands under your sweater. You whimpered as he pressed his rough fingers into your skin, groping you. He growled, stepping back.

"Don't come out looking a mess. As stupid and annoying everyone knows you are, I don't want any bleeding hearts feeling bad for you. They think it's wrong for me to abuse my property." He laughed.

He pushed your head into the wall again before turning and stomping out the bathroom. You stood there, head hanging. Your scalp stung. Your stomach and breasts ached from his groping. You let a shaky breath, your chest feeling tight. He was always angry. You turned towards the mirror, holding down the wetness behind your eyes. You smoothed down your hair and adjusted your top. It's fine. Everything was fine. With a sigh, you left the bathroom.

Dressed and ready for another long night, you finished up stretching. The brothel was extremely busy again. Everyone still scurried around, murmuring to eachother. She couldn't be returning, that was impossible. She had to have better things to do. You pushed the thought of her away. It was showtime. Again.

The music was different today. You liked it, as it slowly built up. It had a deep, slow sound to it. You could really feel the dance with it on. You had another white outfit on, this time less sensual and more explicit. The top and bottoms were the same, this time paired with gold accented garner belts and thigh high stockings.

Calves gripping the pole, your hair hung with your head, upside down. You began to bend your leg down. You fell slowly into a split. Keeping your eyes closed, you arched your back. You gripped the pole as you raised your head up. Shivering, you felt that energy switch again. You opened your eyes.

She was here again. This time she was closer to the stage room, eyes staring right at you. Your breath got caught in your throat. She seemed relaxed enough. Her silver afro wasn't hidden this time. Her face and curls highlighted with the pink lights of the brothel. You had to admit, she looked gorgeous. Her strong jawline held her striking face, littered with scars. Golden eyes accented her plump red lips. The scars also covered her muscular body. You'd have to workout for years to achieve that physique. Despite her broad shoulders and muscles, her waist was slim and followed by thick long legs. You hope age does you as well as it did her.

Just finish your routine.

You hesitated before slipping off your bra. You didn't want her to see you, her gaze was way too intense.

Her demeanor changed as you removed your bra. You were unsure what she was thinking. This was way too much. Your hands were sweaty. Your heart was pounding. Relief came over you as she swiftly turned around, walking out of your sight.

You wiped the sweat from your hairline, finishing your glass of water. You would spend your break with Babette again.

Pushing the curtains open, you saw Malik there. You internally flinched.

"Just who I wanted to see! You're done stripping. We hit the goddamn jackpot tonight!"

Your raised a curious eyebrow at him. "What's going on?"

Babette looked beyond worried.

Malik was smiling from ear to ear. He bent down to grab something. He dropped a heavy gold bar onto the table. Your mouth dropped in shock.

"What?! How?! Where did you get this?"

Malik laughed out loud. "It was a special present. For you and me. You're going to be entertaining a very special guest tonight."

Your mouth felt dry.

"Entertain a guest...how? And who is it?"

Malik's eyes were filled with mischeif. "Guess who."

"Malik just tell me."

You felt the blood drain from your face as he spoke.

"Ambessa fucking Medarda."~

You. Always. Masterlist

Subtle foreshadowing.

Taglist: @maaaaaaaaaaari

Lmk to be added.

[freaksnvans]

The time i publicly destroyed a TF2-playing bigot at school

TF2 fans are actually all around us, and I was unlucky enough to have a really unsavory interaction with a guy who hates fangirls. This might sound fake, but trust me, my life really is stranger than fiction.

Me and my friend in class were peacefully talking about our favourite ships (Her favourite was HeavyMedic and mine is SniperScout, as it should be) as well as who we main ingame. (She plays Spy and I played Heavy.)

Suddenly, a short guy came up to us. He looked really mad already, having heard that we're girls who play TF2.

Manlet: Uh, you REALLY play TF2? You know you have to be good to play Spy, right?

I raise my eyebrow at him, and my friend laughs a little bit.

Me: Uh, she really DOES main Spy. Who do you play?

Manlet: *beginning to shake a little, realizing that we're not kidding* Uh, I play Scout. I bet you're not even good at TF2.

My friend started chuckling, and then I giggled too. We were both thinking "of course this guy plays Scout, he's so annoying, he even looks a little bit like Scout!"

Manlet: What? What's so funny? What's wrong with being a Scout main?

Me and my friend shake our heads and insist that there's nothing wrong with playing Scout, because we can tell this guy is about to blow up on us.

Manlet: I bet you main Soldier, cunt!

By now, me and my friend can't help but giggle a little. He really was serious about this. But what he says next shocks us.

Manlet: I bet you're one of those fangirls who looks at gay TF2 fanfiction on Tumblr and Wattpad, you probably don't even play the game!

My friend: *laughing* What's wrong with reading fanfiction? And yes, we do read TF2 fanfic. I just finished a really good HeavyMedic fic the other day.

By now, more of the classroom had noticed that me, my friend, and the homophobic Scout main were in a fight. Multiple people turned to look at us.

Me: Right. Fanfiction is a perfectly acceptable way to engage with a video game you like. I bet your next line is going to be something along the lines of "the mercs aren't gay!"

Manlet: It's just weird! The TF2 guys aren't g- *He stuttered. He seemed absolutely shocked because I guessed his next line.*

Me: Typical homophobe, as expected. Anyways, I've got a SniperSpy fanfiction to read, if you would so kindly leave me and my friend alone. We're proud fangirls.

Suddenly, the teacher spoke up from the other side of the room. Our heads snapped to the side to look at her, it seemed like she'd been listening to our entire conversation like the rest of the classroom.

The teacher: I agree. It's never okay to make homophobic statements, and reading fanfiction is entirely okay! Don't bash people for their hobbies, [Manlet's real name]!

The manlet froze in place, jaw gaping. He didn't even say anything, just a couple squeaks came out of his mouth.

The teacher: Also... did I hear SniperSpy? I'm a fan of TF2 as well, I can't lie! What fic are you reading?

By now, there were tears rolling down the manlet's face. He covered his face with his hands and stormed out of the room crying.

And then, me and my friend went back to talking about TF2 ships in peace. Even the teacher joined in. It really is true that there are fangirls everywhere!

[mulletmitsuya]

Tokyo revengers groupchat

Warnings: suggestive, swearing, 5th grade humour, an unknown femboy is mentioned, Takeomi is homophobic but no one cares, also this has the Sano's and everyone involved or close to them

Desc: Shin gets his first date in like 10 years. Also this is the final timeline but events don't exactly match up to canon so👍

Shinichiro: GUYS

Shinichiro: I'M GOING ON A DATE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Benkei: i don't care

Takeomi: congratulations. it's only been like 30 years

Wakasa: how many times have you started a conversation exactly like this? give up for all of our sakes. we're tired🙏

Takeomi: Shin there's nothing wrong with being single at your big age. it's not humiliating at all

Wakasa: aren't you single?😐

Shinichiro: screw you guys, actually ☹️

Benkei: emoji's are for children. stop using them. you're gonna frown? as a grown man? what's wrong with you

Shinichiro: what's wrong with frowning??

Shinichiro: YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY A PRETTY GIRL ASKED ME ON A DATE

Shinichiro: we're meeting at a karaoke bar

Takeomi: if this happens to be real, do not drink

Takeomi: you get touchy when you're drunk and it's fucking weird😐

Wakasa: girls might think that's weird and creepy

Shinichiro: that was one time and i apologized

Takeomi: i don't give a fuck if you apologized you kissed me you fucking cunt

Takeomi: i don't even wanna talk about it i'm gonna vomit

Shinichiro: it was just a goodnight kiss. for the homies 😕

Wakasa: you stuck your tongue down his throat dude

Shinichiro: we were wearing socks so it was fine

Benkei: you just say shit

Shinchiro: you guys are ruining my vibe rn so i'm just gonna get ready for my date and the future love of my life

Shinchiro: she's so pretty i'm in love with her

Shinichiro: oh man i'm getting butterflies

Takeomi: send a pic

Shinchiro: you'll see her soon enough if things go well

Takeomi: guess i'm never seeing her

Sano affiliated groupchat

Inupi: idk a lot of us in here aren't Sano's and it kind of annoys me that this is what the groupchat's called

Mikey: get that stick out of your ass or leave like it's not that deep

Inupi: shut the fuck up you dwarf

Mikey: i'm the average height for a japanese male

Inupi: "i'm the average height for a japanese male🤓☝️"

Inupi: and no you're not. you're 5'3 and the average height is 5'7

Mikey: at least i have more than 3/4 of my face

Inupi: should you be saying that when you have a history of mutilating people's faces

Inupi: isn't that right Haruchiyo

Haruchiyo: kill yourself

Senju: girls, stop fighting

Emma: guys please not again

Draken: Inupi don't leave, Shinichiro wanted us here for something important so can we be civil for a few minutes

Inupi: whatever

Inupi: where is he anyway he said we should all be online cause of an emergency and he's not even here

Izana: are the old people here?

Takeomi: we're not old

Izana: ok grandpa

Kakucho: what's the emergency?

Benkei: fuck if we know

Wakasa: if i've come here to waste my time i'm gonna twist his dick off

Mikey: why do you want his dick in your hand🤨?

Wakasa: stop playing games Manjiro...

Benkei: is corporal punishment still legal

Mikey: i was kidding 😭

Mikey: also i'm a full grown adult so that would just be assault

Benkei: is assault still illegal

Emma: uh yes?

Benkei: i don't know why i asked because i'm going to do it anyway

Mikey: are your anger management classes even working💀?

Mikey: and lucky for me i'll be in Paris tmr for a fan meetup so😋

Shinchiro: hi guys

Wakasa: what do you want

Takeomi: i bet he fumbled

Mikey: fumbled what?

Takeomi: he had a date

Inupi: what's the emergency Shinichiro?

Shinchiro: i need you guys to answer these questions as quickly as possible

Shinichiro: what's a femboy??

Emma: now what does that have to do with the urgent emergency you told us you had?? i missed my pregnancy yoga classes for this? SHIN?

Senju: why is everything you do so unserious

Baji: Haruchiyo's a femboy

Haruchiyo: no the fuck i'm not you piece of shit

Mikey: you're not?

Haruchiyo: no??

Mikey: but you're pretty, and you look like a girl so?

Haruchiyo: no... but uh, thanks ig

Senju: girl stand up. this is embarrassing😕

Shinichiro: guys please this is serious i can't hide in the bathroom forever

Emma: what are you doing in the bathroom??

Shinichiro: i'm on my date right? so we're having a great time and we're singing and drinking and i tell her what a pretty girl she is and she says "girl?" and i'm like "yeah you're a pretty girl" and she says she's a femboy and i don't know what that means like what does "boy" have to do with anything so i went to the bathroom to ask you guys this question real quick because she said we're going to her apartment after this (!!!i think for sex!!!) but i'm just trying to clear up what she meant by the boy part

Baji: LMAOOOOOOO

Izana: it means "she" is a he

Izana: that's not a girl, it's a feminine presenting man. hence the description femboy

Mikey: I'M FUCKING CRYING 😭😭😭😭

Baji: can you even call yourself femboy when you're like in your 30's? that's a grown ass man

Takeomi: what's up with you and all these suspiciously gay situations

Wakasa: i think the universe is trying to tell you something

Benkei: how did you not know he was a guy

Shinichiro: because she's pretty! like a girl

Haruchiyo: *he's a guy

Shinichiro:

Baji: why's the cat sad. that's fucked up

Kakucho: it's basically how Senju looks like a boy most of the time and Haruchiyo looks like a girl

Takeomi: how did you not see a bulge or something

Shinchiro: she's wearing a skirt

Mikey: *he

Wakasa: and nothing was swinging out?

Izana: what kind of question is this

Emma: stop being vulgar Waka-nii😐. this is such a stupid conversation

Wakasa: aren't you a grown woman tho i feel like you can handle me talking about dicks

Shinchiro: holy shit she's a he

Inupi: can we go now

Baji: a hole is a hole

Emma: Baji ew😕

Takeomi: the difference between them is that one makes you gay because you're fucking a guy in the ass and the other one is normal

Baji: same difference

Takeomi: did you read what i just said

Mikey: he's illiterate

Baji: you can't insult me with a word i don't know the meaning of

Inupi: Shin what's the verdict?

Shinichiro: well...this is still a very pretty person so...

Takeomi: bro??

Shinichiro: is it that big of a deal tho?? i don't think it is

Shinichiro: yeah, this is fine

Shinichiro: is it all that gay if you're attracted to someone who looks like a woman?

Takeomi: if you're gonna fuck them, YES???

Benkei: he's lost it

Wakasa: i'm gonna need you to be sure about this because do you even know what to do? you're gonna embarrass yourself. you're not educated on gay sex at all

Baji: i can help with that

Draken: if i'm being honest i don't think you should take advice from anyone here at all

Baji: but i'm an expert

Mikey: we don't wanna know anything about what you and Chifuyu do 😐

Baji: yes you do

Inupi: google exists. just buy lube and condoms holy shit you guys are overcomplicating this so much

Mikey: of course you would know😒

Inupi: yeah i would know because i'm gay?? fucking idiot

Senju: are buttholes self lubricating? i can't be sure since i have constipation and my buttholes as dry as some tree bark

Haruchiyo: why would you tell us that

Takeomi: Senju watch how you talk. girls aren't suppose to say stuff like that

Senju: fine, next time i'll say anus to be more ladylike

Takeomi: and to answer your question, yes. because when you poop there's residue

Takeomi: you hear that Shin

Takeomi: shit in the ass

Takeomi: don't do this

Haruchiyo: you just told us you don't wipe your ass properly

Emma: i hate everyone here so bad omg

Draken: i think it's our cue to leave

Shinichiro: fuck it. i'm gonna do it

Shinichiro: thanks for the help guys! it is what it is at this point 😁

Shinichiro: bye!!

Mikey: i knew he'd eventually succumb to homosexuality

Takeomi: well since i'm homophobic i can't be his friend anymore

Benkei: no one cares

Benkei: Shinichiro successfully wasted our time once again

Benkei: i hope he gets an STD

Mikey: woah 😭

Emma: you're so fuckung dramatic😐

[obsessivevoidkitten]

Anon who gave the dystopian world (I’ll go by 🍑 anon) kinda male reader and sound triggering:

Imagine an DILF alpha ruling over his kingdom. However, he doesn’t have a mate; he did but she died due to his negligence and harsh punishments. After her death, he spiral out of control.

He blames his wife rather than himself and grew to become delusional. He then hosts a Royal ball for all the nearby kingdoms.

It was there that he met you, a prince from the neighboring kingdom. He was immediately obsessed since you looked like his deceased wife— his delusional self made him think that you were really his wife. He just watched you from afar and would growl to himself whenever other alphas would approach you.

Weeks after the ball, he made a proposal to your parents, the king and queen, that he is to have your hand in marriage. Failure to comply will result in your kingdom being annexed/destroyed. Your parents had no choice to comply.

You protested but nothing could stop your fate. The DILF alpha king had a large grin on his face as he claimed you as his mate and new queen. Then the problems happened…

As he was gonna mate you, he noticed your didn’t have a cunt! Impossible! You were supposed to be his wife not a husband!

But no worry, he’ll just… cut away the vile parts off… commissioning a witch to perform a ritual— giving you a cunt and a soft place to welcome his seed.

To be continued…

I am not into the genital swap stuff personally but this idea is great and you should totally write it! Sorry I took so long to reply.

I actually had a similar idea with a vampire that lost his mate but reader looks like them so the vampire thinks they survived whay killed them but lost their memory.

I have another fic completely outlined that's a pseudo-incest fic where a homophobic brother scared off their sibling with constant bullying so they left the house their parents left them and never returned. The whole town is bigoted and awful. But reader is a tourist and he looks like the brother so the delusional bully brother kidnaps them and "makes up for" all the abuse and dresses reader like a girl "to make it okay".

[rodolfoparras]

Don’t want it to break, just want it to bend (do you know how to bend?)

Pairing: Top male reader x bottom male character

Synopsis: In which he’s convinced that he can cum without your assistance

cw: 18+, dom male reader, sub male character, use of f slur, homophobia, forced feminization

Thinking about letting a homophobic misogynistic dude bro have a go with one of his toys since he’s so adamant on the fact that he doesn’t need your cock to cum, watching him erratically fuck into the silicone cunt, obscene squelching sounds mingling with the sound of his groans and grunts, the muscles in his back and ass clenching from the sheer force of his thrust but despite how much he tries he just can’t seem to orgasm

“What’s the matter love, that not enough for you?”

And it really isn’t, at least not anymore, doesn’t feel anything like being stretched taut around your length, cockhead continuously ramming into the wall of nerves that his eyes rolling into the back of his head all while you’re whispering lewd things in his ear telling him what a greedy slut he is how he was just made for your dick, words that would otherwise have his lips curling in disgust but has his hole clenching when being practically skewed onto your dick

He’d rather die than admit to any of that though.

“Shut the fuck up”he snaps back, but the pace of his hips have visibly slowed down, clearly giving up on working the silicone cunt and that’s really all it takes for you to approach the other man, hands sneaking around his waist.

“M not a fag,” he says, in an attempt to preserve the last bit of pride in him but there’s no real bite to his words, body willingly relaxing in your arms.

You just hum in response, ignoring the meaning of his words like you’ve done so many times before, while a big warm palm presses down on his lower half, prompting him to bend over for you.

“So pretty princess,” you say, when the man swiftly bends over, hairy hole now on full display and eagerly clenching around nothing.

“Mph- don’t- ah don’t say that ,” he says again, albeit a bit quieter as you line your cockhead up with his entrance , the tight ring of muscles already stretched from earlier endeavors,

“But why shouldn’t I when it’s the truth hm?” You say through shaky breaths as your cockhead pushes past his puckered entrance. “you do look pretty like this, so eager and desperate for me” you hiss, voice growing weaker as he steadily takes you inch by inch.

The man in question doesn’t respond, instead he eagerly bucks his hips, in an attempt to push you deeper inside all while strangled noises escape his lips. By the time your balls are flush against his ass, you got the man practically trembling in your arms, voice all weak when he speaks “fuck fuck, just- ah just please,”

“What is it pretty? You got to tell me ” You murmur into his skin, trying not to lose yourself in the feeling of his tight walls squeezing down on your dick.

“Fuck me please,” he says, voice all soft and it takes everything in you not to cum on the spot.

You just hum in response, clinging onto the last bit of composure as you give an experimental thrust.

And just like clockwork his body jerks in place, shaky breathes escaping his lips as he gets used to the stretch. You let him take his time, while relishing in the feeling of being this close to him again.

It had been a while after all, - weeks actually , partially because he was busy with life, and partially because he was a prideful bastard . But God you missed him, so much so you’re sure that you can blow a load from just being buried inside him “You good?” You say after a while, looking down at the man who’d gone completely silent in your arms.

“Yes yes yes just - ah just fucking hurry up!” the other man hisses, and bucks his hips, clearly having had enough of this teasing.

“Shh it’s alright it’s alright, I got you,” you coo into the crook of his neck, feeling rather amused by the man’s eagerness but nonetheless you comply to his request, completely pulling out of him before slamming back into him again.

“Oh- oh fuck, just ah- just like that!,” He cries out, chucking the last bit of pride onto the ground, as he loses himself in the feeling of your fat cock filling him up, relentlessly slamming into him like he was one of the toys he’d been using earlier “More more more please,”

“Greedy little thing aren’t you? ” you say through shaky breaths but comply with his request, hands gripping his hips in such way you’re sure will leave bruises on them , as you drive up into him.

“feels ah- feels so so good, fuck!” He sobs out, the heat in his groin becoming more prominent as your cockhead continuously brushes against his sensitive spot.

“This what you wanted hm?” You say, puncturing every word with a thrust of of your hips, feeling your own release creep up with each second that passes.

“Yes yes yes” he sobs out while erratically thrusting back onto your cock and it doesn’t take much before he’s inching closer to his orgasm-a couple more rough strokes, and a firm hand pressing down on his windpipe is all it takes before he’s cumming all over himself “going haah - going to cum!”

“Come on love, cum for me, let me know how good I’m making your pretty pussy feel,”

For a moment there are no words exchanged, allowing the other man to catch his breath and when he finally does speak it sends a laughter rumbling right through your chest “this,” he says, sounding out of breath while gesturing between your bodies “doesn’t count,” he continues, referring to the reason as to why you were doing this in the first place.

“No?” You say with a shit eating grin on your face, “how about another round then? Just to be safe”