#he’s just a baby!!!< inside joke dw about it

[starrynights-sunnyskies]

as the flowers bloom, my heart does too ⋆*·ﾟmisa rodriguez x putellas!femreader, social media au, (15/17)

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when your relationship ends and all you want to do is hide and cry, flowers suddenly start to appear on your doorstep.

or; misa hating to see a pretty girl cry and suffer and going out of her way to cheer her up while staying anonymous

fic: see my masterlist

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tagged: bff3 1,103 likes yourusername: this week was a lot of ☕️👶🥐🐕's.

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bff3 If only he is as peaceful like that during the nights 😅😂 ↳ yourusername girl no, he wailed the entire time we were at the cafe 😚 ↳ bff2 Soooo, do you still want a baby? Because somehow I just know yours would be worse 🤣 ↳ yourusername no i've already got @/bff1 to look after ↳ bff1 goo goo gah gah

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tagged: marisabel_rguez 1,284 likes yourusername: thank you for the sun this week, madrid 🌞

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alexiaputellas Does Misa think it's 38 degrees celcius outside? ↳ yourusername "we paid for the backyard, so i'm going to sit in the backyard. weather or no weather." ↳ marisabel_rguez No, but I was manifesting 38 degrees celcius 😌 ↳ alexiaputellas Of course, you would. A goalie doesn't have to run in that heat 🤨

marialeonn16 Barcelona's had sun all month long, just saying... 👀 liked by yourusername ↳ yourusername thanks for the suggestion 🤔

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tagged: alexiaputellas, bff1, bff2, bff3, albaps9 4,395 likes yourusername: barcelona for the weekend 🖤

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bff1 um hi, why did i just find out you took all the photos with you back home? ↳ yourusername on accident!!! i promise i'll send 'em soon <3 ↳ bff2 How about you come give them yourself? We miss you already 😭 ↳ bff3 The distance thing isn't getting easier by time, is it? 😪

alexiaputellas Hermanita 😘

albaps9 i love you, bitch!

marisabel_rguez Come back!!! 🥺

marisabel_rguez My woman 😍

ingridengen had the sweetest time <3

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tagged: yourusername, albaputellas, bff3 16,833 likes marisabel_rguez: Contento 🧡

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bff1 misa, attracting kitties wherever she goes since 1999 ↳ yourusername especially the one in the fourth slide 🤭 ↳ marisabel_rguez Atrapadaaa 😎

sofie.svava 😇

albaps9 Always fun thirdwheeling with you two 🧡

alexiaputellas I feel left out from that last photo 🤨 ↳ albaps9 dw you didn't miss a thing beside heart eyes, pda and inside jokes

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tagged: bff2 1,839 likes yourusername: celebrating bestie's 28th!!

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bff2 Oh, I see, stealing my man, aren't you? ↳ yourusername yes omg you got me, forgive me 😭 ↳ bff1 oh please, he wouldn't know what to do with all that sass and chaos 🤣 ↳ marisabel_rguez Yeah, it's not for the faint hearted... ↳ yourusername 😳 ↳ marisabel_rguez 🤫 ↳ yourusername 😏 ↳ marisabel_rguez 😉 ↳ bff1 mom, they're flirting in the comments again @/albaps9 ↳ albaps9 i'm not your fucking mom ew ↳ bff1 but you can be my mami 😏 ↳ albaps9 not in your wildest dreams ↳ bff1 so umm, real life is still on the table? ↳ albaps9 SHOO 😡 ↳ yourusername hey tbh, i'd rather have you as my sis in law than as my deranged cousin @/bff1 ↳ bff1 ooooh and we already know i'd be the first gf alba brings home that eli will actually like ↳ yourusername 🤣🤣🤣🤣 ↳ albaps9 😑

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tagged: marisabel_rguez 33,956 likes realmadridfem: 🧤 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ 🧤💫 ¡A por otros cien! 💚

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yourusername eso!!! epa!!! viva!!! proud!! 😍

alexiaputellas 👏

bff3 Congrats!!

bff1 hurra! here's to a 10000000 more! 😉 ↳ yourusername hey, no, i'd actually like to have some time with her as well ↳ bff1 right right, my bad

bff2 Yes, Misa! 💗

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tagged: marisabel_rguez 2,498 likes yourusername: hehe 😁😁😁

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albaps9 ffs you're too smitten and making me feel single again ↳ yourusername hey i hid the fluff in the other slides so that means you shouldn't have swiped ↳ albaps9 excuse me for being interested in what my baby sis has been doing lately. but i guess now i know🙃

sofie.svava !!favourite couple alert!!

marisabel_rguez 😘

begovargas cute!

leilaouahabi 😍

bff3 🥺💗

salmaparalluelo amigas 🥺

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tagged: marisabel_rguez 12,352 likes realmadridfem: ✨ #Misa2026 ✨

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marisabel_rguez 🤩💙

yourusername oh thank god, bc the mortgage on our madrid home isn't paid off yet and the paint on our walls has only just dried 😭 170 likes ↳ albaps9 misa rn: i beg you don't embarrass me, motherfucker ahhh 😗 ↳ alexiaputellas 'Madrid home', you phrase it as if you have other properties 😂 ↳ yourusername stop making fun of me ↳ marisabel_rguez 😂😘

yourusername 💙🤍

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Text Messages

you - hey, just wanted to give you both a quick heads up that misa and i are going camping this weekend. probably won’t have data or service, so pls don’t get worried when we don’t answer! i'll text as soon as i can again!

ale 🐻 - YN, you can't just go somewhere with no service or data, what if something happens?

albaquerque 🌼 - que??? you’re not build for the wilderness??? why do you think this is a good idea, yn?

you - i'll have misa there! 😊

albaquerque 🌼 - girl she's no bear grylls

you - jesus, we're not going to the middle of the amazon, alba

ale 🐻 - You do know there are no bathrooms, right? You'll have to find a tree or something

albaquerque 🌼 - a TREE? do you think she's a dog? just squat behind a bush and hope a snake doesn't bite you in the 🍑

albaquerque 🌼 - also, was this misa's idea because i can't see you actually coming up with this yourself lol

you - yea she has a bucketlist 🤷‍♀️and i am more than willing to help her cross some things off 🤷‍♀️

albaquerque 🌼 - 👀

albaquerque 🌼 - this is a sexual thing again, isn't it?

ale 🐻 - Oh dios mio, here we go

ale 🐻 - I'm going to walk the dog

albaquerque 🌼 - ??? you don't have a dog anymore so you can't use that excuse this time (rest in peace, nala la mala)

ale 🐻 - Thanks for reminding me 🖕

you - WE'RE LEAVING BYE

ale 🐻 - Bring bug spray, actual flashlights that run on batteries and not your phone, some extra water and snacks and good shoes for any terrain. And sunscreen!! And a first aid kit, do you have one of those?

ale 🐻 - Wait, do you guys even know how to set up a tent?

ale 🐻 - Oh and do you know the general area of where you'll be camping? Can you drop a pin of your location?

albaquerque 🌼 - all i'll say is, have safe sex and watch out for cannibals xoxo

you - GOTTA RUN I LOVE YOU BOTH

you - 📍location shared

ale 🐻 - My intuition is saying she'll be begging Misa to drive her back home the second she hears a creepy sound outside of the tent or sees the first best insect.

albaquerque 🌼 - begging...hm 👀

ale 🐻 - read

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tagged: marisabel_rguez 3,281 likes yourusername: 🏕👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

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bff1 i'm sorry, who is this and what did you do to my bestie? bugs and no proper bathrooms? YN would NEVER ↳ albaps9 exactly what i said 🤣 ↳ marisabel_rguez What can I say, I'm a good influence! ↳ bff1 ooooh ok i bet, what incentive did you use? 👀 ↳ yourusername she just asked nicely 😚

marisabel_rguez 😊

bff3 Yay! See, I told you you'd survive!

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tagged: yourusername 12,130 likes marisabel_rguez: Proud of my city girl for conquering the wild 🤪 (Let's not mention the insects, bruised thumb, creepy man and having to move to the safety of the car in the middle of the last night)

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alexiaputellas Creepy man??? You have some explaining to do 🙃

yourusername my knightess in shining armour 😚

yourusername and we survived one of the ultimate relationship tests: setting up a tent together without practice 🤝

bff1 you should've known better than to let yn hammer the tent pegs into the ground 🤣 ↳ yourusername now i've got an ouchie 😔 ↳ marisabel_rguez I'll kiss it better later ☹️

albaps9 i have to admit, i didn't think you'd actually go through with it 😆

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tagged: yourusername 16,014 likes marisabel_rguez: Getting handsy! Y/N picked up a new hobby so, naturally, I picked up a new hobby too.

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yourusername getting some practice in! 😀☺️ ↳ marisabel_rguez Are you saying I needed it? ↳ yourusername noooo but i can't have you go rusty now, can i? ↳ alexiaputellas 🚪🚶‍♀️

alexiaputellas That explains all the crooked pottery at mami's 😛 ↳ yourusername ok rude, you won't be getting one for your birthday ↳ albaps9 somehow i doubt ale's mad about that one ↳ yourusername and you won't either 😠

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tagged: yourusername 12,014 likes marisabel_rguez: How did I ever baguette you? 👜🥖🤩

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alexiaputellas I don't understand this one ↳ bff1 yea me neither ↳ marisabel_rguez Baguette about it 🙄

username1 yn pls realise how lucky you are 🥺🥺 liked by yourusername and 102 others

username3 brushing up on your french duolingo, i see? ↳ username2 Olympics incoming!!!

yourusername bc you're dough-tally awesome!! 😘 67 likes ↳ marisabel_rguez 😊

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tagged: marisabel_rguez 7,039 likes yourusername: 2024 olympics: she's ready, here she comes!

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username1 will our favourite wag tag along? ↳ yourusername but of course 😌 89 likes

jennihermoso We'll keep an eye on her, don't worry 😎 ↳ yourusername i don't know if that should make me worry more tho 🤣 liked by alexiaputellas

username2 yn can i have your woman? ↳ yourusername no 😱 52 likes

haleyraso go kick some ass!! so long as it won't be against us <3

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13,131 likes yourusername: paris olympics ft olga <3 ☕️🇫🇷💋

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alexiaputellas ❤️

albaps9 did you two end up going to the louvre and pretend you know a single thing about art? ↳ yourusername 🤫

bff2 Did you go to that cafe we couldn't get to last time?? ↳ yourusername noooo it was so crowded! biggest regret!! ↳ bff1 oh no! looks like you'll have to go again and then, idk, maybe bring me along this time? ↳ bff2 We'd lose you the second we step foot on the Champs Elysees 👜🛍💍

marisabel_rguez baby 😍

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tagged: marisabel_rguez 17,739 likes yourusername: three years ago we officially got together in italy. now we're celebrating three years full of love in france. here's to a thousand more adventures and years with you, my love.

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albaps9 you really thought you were being slick back then on that italy trip, hm? 🤣 ↳ yourusername secretly we were having a bet on who would figure it out first 😉 ↳ albaps9 shitheads!!! but i won, didn't i? ↳ marisabel_rguez Nope, Elí did!! ↳ albaps9 of course mami did 🙄 ↳ alexiaputellas And I definitely came last for the first time in my life thanks to you two idiots🖕 ↳ yourusername but not for lack of trying 😭 ↳ username1 WHAT ABOUT ALL OF US THO? 🥇??!! 31 likes

alexiaputellas Happy 33 years 😊 ↳ yourusername 33?? excuse ME 😱 ↳ alexiaputellas Oh, typo! I meant 3, but you'll get there eventually! 😘 ↳ marisabel_rguez 30 years will fly by before we know it, but I kind of don't want time to pass that fast yet! ↳ yourusername me neither, i can't wait to see what's next, but i also can't wait to grow old with you 🥺 

bff3 That green sweater's been through some stuff 😆

bff1 you're breaking your feed aesthetic? damn she must really like you @/marisabel_rguez ↳ yourusername ahum!!! 😡 *LOVE!!! I LOVE LOVE LOVE HER

marisabel_rguez You're the best thing to have ever happened to me. I treasure what we have and I love love love you too 😘

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tagged: yourusername 21,014 likes marisabel_rguez: Celebrating three years in love with my love in the city of love 😍

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albaps9 that's a lot of love, do you think they're in love? liked by marisabel_rguez

username1 no way has it already been three years ↳ username2 BUT AREN'T WE GLAD THAT IT HAS? 🎉

yourusername te amo con todo mi corazón, la vida estaría vacía sin ti. soy tuya 😚 liked by marisabel_rguez ↳ marisabel_rguez No puedo vivir sin ti.

bff1 someone will be eating good tonight ↳ alexiaputellas Please no ↳ bff1 get your head out of the gutter ale, they're literally fine dining with the eiffel tower in the background, that's top cuisine 💸🤑

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a/n: a very fluffy chapter. hope you liked it. sending all my best to you, hope your weekend will be wonderful. (and exciting stuff will be coming in part 16!) 💋

[stvrnioloslvt]

❛❛ ⛸️ + 🏒 ❞

how hockeyplayer!matt met figureskater!reader...

the halls of the college were crowded by students walking around, some of them chatting along with their friends, others rushing to get to class as fast as possible.

a group of girls was sitting on the stairs before the door of the philosphy class, waiting patiently for the lesson that was taking place inside to finish before entering and sitting down for their own.

matt walked right past them, head held up high as he carried his heavy gym bag on his shoulder. kids all around him moved left and right to not get hit by other students, but he didn't need to dodge anyone while walking, everyone far too aware of his presence to accidentally bump into him.

he heard the group of girls bursting into giggles and whispers as he went past them, clearly gossipping about him. he didn't care though, his training lesson had already messed up with his mood and he didn't need any more reasons to get annoyed in the same day. all he wanted to do was to get in his car and drive home, so that he could finally relax a little.

chris was right behind him - his usual bubbly self quiet today. he knew that if he cracked a joke he would either get ignored or scolded by his brother, and he wasn't looking forward to neither of those options. a grumble escapes from his lips, the weight of his own gym back almost breaking his back. "fuckin' hate this things," he murmures more to himself than his brother, adjusting the handle on his shoulder once again. matt glances behind from his shoulder, rolling his eyes before replying to his brother's complaints with a simple "i told you multiple times to take with you only the necessities, but you never listen so suck it up and walk." at that chris closed his mouth shut, not wanting to make the demon mad.

once they reached the car, both the boys threw the bags in the backseat, their shoulders and backs finally relieved. just as matt sits down in the driver's seat, he noticed that he didn't feel his wallet pressing at his skin, tapping all his pockets before realizing that he must have forgotten it in the locker room.

he groaned, throwing his head against the headrest at the thought of having to walk all the way back in to retrieve his missing good.

"you okay?" asked wearily chris, having witnessed his brother's brief breakdown.

"yeah just," matt sighed, running his hand on his face before opening the car door, "just forgot my wallet in the locker room. i'll be back, don't do weird shit."

chris nodded, pulling his phone out of his pocket and looking for your contact number. he snickered as he read you last message:

❛❛ice baby❄️❞

⤷fuck you and your hockey friends, y'all always leave the locker room messy as fuck

⤷oh and your brother left his wallet here. seriously, where do you leave your heads?

lmao yeah he's coming to get it back, leave it there dw ⤶

⤷ wasn't worrying at all my boy

chris shook his head at your attitude, something that he wasn't unused to. he decided to push his luck and tease you a little, knowing that you were just minutes away from the beginning of your training.

❛❛ice baby❄️❞

you sure your name is baby? you're more like a sailor to me⤶

⤷keywords: "to you"

⤷are you pissing me off on purpose?

is it working?⤶

⤷yeah

then yes⤶

⤷fuck you

he laughed loudly at your answer, deciding to leave you alone and let you do your thing in peace without his teasing, putting his phone down on his lap while waiting for matt to get back.

meanwhile, matt had finally reached the locker room, finding his wallet laying on one of the bench between a red gym bag and a white gym bag of someone. he couldn't resist but take a peek inside the white bag that was closed only halfway, spotting a pair of pink thighs laying on top of what seemed to be a white sweater.

he opened his wallet to check that everything was still in there, confusion adorning his features as a sweet feminine scent hit his nose. he brought the wallet to his face, smelling a whiff of the misterious fragrance that most definetely wasn't his.

suddenly the door opened behind him, a girl walking inside the room. she gave him a shy nod as to aknowledge him, then put down her bag next to the red one. that was his clue to put the wallet back in his pocket and leave, giving the girl privacy to change. right as he left, another girl entered the locker room, holding in her hands figure skating skates.

instead of heading back to his car, he decided to walk towards the rink, curious to see if there were figure skating lessons. hell, he didn't even know that was an option. sure he was part of the hockey team, but figure skating? that seemed unreasonable.

"c'mon baby, what's gotten into you?" shouted a girl sitting on one of the benches. she was wearing a red leotard on, her legs covered by black leggings. she was tying a skirt around her waist, patiently waiting for her turn. her eyes were fixed on something - no, someone - in the middle of the rink, spinning so fast in the air that made them seem like they were floating.

"baby? damn these girls really are affectionate towards each other," thought matt, observing how the girl landed perfectly on her feet again, ending her routine with a graceful spin and a bow to the imaginary public.

her eyes lifted from the ground and immediately locked into matt's. the two held each other's gaze for a bit, neither of the two intending to break eye contact first. matt watched amused as the girl froze there, her feet planted in the ice.

her friend noticed her weird behaviour, turning her head to follow the girl's gaze. her eyes spotted matt, her mouth forming a little "o" for a couple of seconds before she regained consciousness.

"baby?" she called out, finally breaking the spell that had her friend and matt staring in each other's eyes. the girl from the rink jumped a little, clearly startled, replying with a shaky "yes?" to the girl in red that was entering the rink.

matt heard as the two spoke to each other some more, but he left as soon as he got back to earth. as he walked towards the car he couldn't get those images of the girl away from his mind: the way she seemed to float in the air, the perfect landing and bow, but most importantly her eyes. those eyes that had found him immediately and ground him in place, boring through his own icy orbs.

"fuckin' finally!" screamed chris once he saw his brother approach their car. "i thought you had lost yourself or something like that. why did it take you so fuckin' lo-"

matt cut him off, too immeserd in his thoughts to listen to his brother's rambling. "did you know they do figure skating lessons at the rink?"

chris looked taken aback, then confused as he answered "uh yeah?" like it was the most obvious thing in the world. "it's not actually part of the college program, it's a school that pays rent to train here. heard some of the girls have started taking lessons here when they were like fuckin' five and they're still here." chris paused, looking for a reaction from matt. when he received none, he continued, "why, did you see them?"

matt didn't reply, simply giving him a nod while turning on the car. chris hummed, looking outside the window before stating:

"my friend takes lessons too. her name's baby."

© stvrnioloslvt

𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐘 𝐀𝐍𝐃/𝐎𝐑 𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐘 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊. 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐏𝐎 𝐈𝐒 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐀𝐒 𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓

❃ a.n.: it's finally here! crazy, right? before I dwell on anything else, I just want to clear up a couple of things:

1. I've seen that another blog is also writing a hockeyplayer!matt × figureskater!reader au. before anyone accuses me of copying said author, I invite you to look at the date I posted the headcanons. this idea was already out, I just wasn't in the right mindspace to write something as demanding as the introduction fic yet;

2. reader's name is "baby" because in this way the dialogues/story seems better laid out and also because I'm a big fan of Baby from Dirty Dancing.

now that everything is said and done, let me know what do you think! please please PLEASE spam my inbox with questions you have got, you are the main source of inspiration for this au.

also, let me know if you want a taglist specific for this au ❄️

love, bree ☾

icy taglist: @shadowthesim @sturnioloszn 🧊

[hwangism143]

limbo (part 2)

synopsis: you weren't expecting to meet him again but maybe the influx of memories can help you piece what exactly had happened that fateful night five years ago

pairing: non-idol!minho x non-idol!fem reader

genre: angst, exes to lovers, heart break

warning: mentions of eating a drinking. heart break and swearing. just general warnings. pls lmk if i have missed anything!

word count: 3.2k words

a/n: here is part 2 of my baby, i do suggest reading part 1 though. pls leave you comments and do reblog. part 3 coming soon!

part 1 | masterlist | part 3

now (present day).

You were quite proud of yourself for how you handled the situation.

You stood there staring at Minho for a beat longer than you should have. You were taking him in, all of him. How could someone look this way? He looked like God had favorites, as if the most skilled angles had carved him out of the finest marble.

You stood there and stared and broke a little inside. Then, you swiftly turned around, checked out whatever you needed to, and started to walk to your car. After that you sat in your car, scoffing at your luck.

"The universe really is playing a cosmic joke on me, isn't it?" you mused.

And then here you were now, curled up in front of the TV with a streaming bowl of chicken noodle soup, watching rom-coms with happy endings to dull the fact that you didn't have one. You were grateful though; a happy ending was still an ending. You had so much more to write in your story.

Spending five years abroad had changed you. You weren't sure if it was for the better or worse, but it was certainly something. You had made friendships that you cherished and explored things you never had. You attempted to get into the romance side of things, but just never felt like you had met the right person. Part of you chalked it up to your extremely high standards (ah, the curse of being an avid consumer of cheesy media). Another part of you knew that it was Minho's reaction to you leaving.

He was your first love, your first... everything you could say, when it came to romantic relationships. To find out that he had never even loved you in the first place was a devastating revelation. It had been ingrained into your head that you were unlovable, that you were so pitiful that a man had to pretend to love in order to not hurt your feelings.

You did blame Minho because, after all, you were only human. However, you knew that you weren't the easiest to handle five years ago either. Old you was sensitive to nearly everything. You had a tendency to plunge into things without thinking about any of the consequences affecting you or anybody else involved, and that included falling in love with Lee Minho.

Your phone buzzed beside you and you opened it up with a smile on your face.

[1:47 PM]

hyune bun: BITCH YOU'RE HOME WAGHTHDHDJ?!?!

hyune bun: and i had to find out from your ex, the same one who caused you to come to me crying???

you: good fucking afternoon to you too hyune

you: it was supposed to be a surprise, hehe...

you: about the minho thing...

hyune bun: dw, he told me

hyune bun: a surprise bitch stfu you probably forgot about me -_-

you: damn okay drama queen

hyune bun: lix is gonna be so fucking mad at you lmaooo

You were nearly grinning at your phone now, texting one of your closest friends from college. It took you back to the good old days, when you weren't quite an adult nor a child. You and your friends lived in a balance of freedom and restrictions that you longed for. It took you back the the crazy stunts, exhausting days and wild nights, and since your brain had a habit to redirect to Minho, it reminded you of him.

then (seven years ago).

You weren't quite sure how you, Hyunjin and Felix came to be friends. It did make sense in some ways though. You were just a year older than them, and despite being in your second year of college, just as far from 'put together' as possible. You assumed it was the first astronomy class that you had attended since the school had began.

Since it was a fairly new course, both first years and second years were put in the same class. As a science major yourself, you didn't see it as much of a burden. Having dropped biology as an extra course from the year before, you had made the slightly dangerous choice (as you would come to know from an extremely difficult course load) to stick with physics and mathematics.

Space was always a fascination for you. From the stars to the moon, everything just wholly and completely enamored you. You were excited, if anything, for the class to begin. Your sentiments, however, were not widely shared among your classmates. It was common knowledge that a lot of the art majors just took an extra side course related to science to keep their families' mouths shut for a semester or two. The Asian parent stereotypes were very much true in this side of your world.

That was evident when you saw two adorable first years looking for a seat. They looked like they were positively dreading the idea of being in this class. You couldn't blame them. Everything about them screamed 'doesn't do well with numbers'. Literally. The taller boy was wearing a literal shirt that said that exact phrase. The slightly shorter one saw you eyeing them curiously and gave you a wave, causing the taller one to nearly trip over the stairs.

That was the day you had practically adopted Lee Felix and Hwang Hyunjin.

then (six and a half years ago).

"Come on," whined Hyunjin as Felix handed you a coffee, "you promised."

"No," you said firmly as you started walking alongside them, a swarm of girls making their way towards the three of you.

You sighed. Being friends with two of the hottest guys on campus could be very irritating at times. Hyunjin, Felix and the six other boys they shared a house with off campus were the heartthrobs of the university you all attended. You knew they eight of them were close, but the only other person from their group that you had met was the freshman, Jeongin.

You would jokingly call their friend group Stray Kids, due to the amount of times they had had to change housing. Despite it all though, the eight of them refused to live separately, opting to live together instead. Hyunjin and Felix had been very insistent about you coming to a party they were hosting this weekend to meet the rest of them.

Felix said so because he wanted to have his 'favorite people meet each other'. Hyunjin cited the same reason as him, but you knew that Hyunjin just wanted to play cupid and set you up with one of his hyungs. That was another thing they were notorious for: that group always rejected girls. The only one in a stable relationship (or any relationship to be honest), was the oldest, Chan. He was in a two-year relationship with a music major named Eun-bi.

You weren't immune to the comments that would be passed about you as well, having been associated with the school prince and sunshine personified. People would assume that the three of you were in a threesome, that it was an open relationship. Some even assumed that you were adopted siblings (and those some were much more bearable than the others). Often time both girls and guys came up to you asking about their status and their phone numbers. You would just laugh it off. Too bad for them, they would never know what big dorks Hyunjin and Felix were in reality.

Another issue though with being friends with popular people, was being set on an unwanted pedestal yourself. People were wary of you, opting to stay far away, or wanted to take advantage of you. You had very few close friends which, didn't really bother you, but sometimes had a tendency to get to you. Realizing that being friends with people high up in the social ranking meant that you could only be friends with people high in social rankings finally caused you to give in to Hyunjin's incessant whining and Felix's hesitant words of agreement.

"Noona, I love you," said Hyunjin, patting you head.

You rolled your eyes at him and started poking him in the side. He began laughing and shrieking at the same time as Felix grinned and whipped out his phone, not missing the chance to document such an event. You finally stopped, a heap of giggles yourself. Hyunjin mumbled something under his breath along the words of 'always conspiring against me' and the conversation soon shifted to what the three of you would be wearing.

"No offense noona," said Felix gently, "but your fashion sense is shit."

You gave him an Academy Award worthy side eye, although you knew he was right. You were well, to put it nicely, very messy. Your "fashion sense" was usually whatever fell out of your closet first when you opened it.

"Okay, fine," you give in, "what should I wear?"

The boys suddenly and very excitedly begin asking you questions. Monochromatic or colorful? What length of dress would you be comfortable in? Sleeveless or with sleeve? You couldn't help but smile at their enthusiasm, content with just living in the moment.

"Fuck," you swore under your breath.

Somehow, brilliant old you, managed to sleep through three, three alarms. Quickly getting off your bed, you checked your phone. You had a couple text, one email from Quora (I'm 15 and pregnant...) and two missed calls from Hyunjin. Shooting him a text off 'I'm getting ready', you checked the time and saw that you still had an hour to get ready.

You let out a puff of breath. I can do this. After a lunchtime consultation with Hyunjin and Felix, you had opted for a white button-up crop top, black mini skirt and leather mini blazer. You put on light makeup because, for the life of you, you could not put on makeup. Sighing sadly after looking at your hideous reflection, you hollered for your roommate Sora.

"What is- oh my god my sweet child what have you done to your face," she said in one breath. Sora was two years younger than you (albeit calling you her sweet child) and was a majoring in fashion studies. She was also invited for the party, rocking straight hair, red lipstick and a silver dress.

She scooted over to you and applied eyeliner onto your eyes, chattering about her day. She was applying lipstick to your lips when she suddenly asked, "Yang Jeongin. He's single, right?"

You looked at her with an almost sisterly expression, "Yeah I think so but... don't use him as a rebound Sora.

Sora rolled her eyes at you. She had broken up with her ex-girlfriend two months ago. They had been together for little over half a year, until they realized that a relationship with barely any communication wasn't really a relationship at all.

"I was just asking, a girl in my class was planning on getting his number today."

The conversation continued as you grabbed a handbag and slipped pepper spray and your phone inside. The two of you stepped outside, deciding that Sora would be tonight's designated driver since you were the last time you both went to a party, which, as Sora loved to remind you, was the first day of school party ('hosted by the faculty of all people!' she would exclaim).

You and Sora were nearing the Stray Kids house when Felix ran over to you and wrapped you in a bear hug. "Damn noona, you look good," he said in excitement.

"C'mon, the boys are really excited to meet you," he exclaimed, "also, hey Sora!"

"Oppa," said Sora lightly tapping him on the shoulder, "I think you're suffocating her."

The three of you make your way inside, just to be hit with loud music, the smell of alcohol and excited shouts. Felix leads the three of you into the room when you finally see the other boys in all their glory. Felix quickly starts pointing at who's who.

You recognize Jeongin, the sweet Public Relations major, standing in the corner of the room looking at what you presumed was the boy's fish. Next to him was the host himself, Bang Chan, laughing at something his gorgeous girlfriend said, looking at her with literal heart eyes.

Then you see Hyunjin, goofing off with Changbin and Jisung. The three of them tried (and failed) at making a large tower with solo cups. Next to them, you see Seungmin, shaking his head as he was recording their antics. Finally, your eyes rest upon him for the first time.

He's wearing a white tee and black jeans, hair damp with water from what must have been a shower. He has an amused smirk on his face as he watches Jisung stuttering at a girl who must have asked him for his number. Letting out a laugh, he politely tells her that Jeongin is very much single and that the person who she was talking to was Jisung and she excitedly runs away.

"Go get your guy," hollers Sora who was near the fish tank, startling an entranced Jeongin.

You walk over to Hyunjin, noting Jisung's open mouth and Minho's curious eyes as you went. You crouch down next to him, snorting at how he was so concentrated in building the castle, that he didn't even notice your heeled boots clacking against the floor.

"I'm here you fucking dork," you huff with a roll of your eyes.

Hyunjin jumps backwards, clutching his collarbone, "You scared the living shit out of me, noona."

You stand up gracefully as you say, "Remind me to buy you a dollar store pearl necklace for your birthday, since you have such a large penchant for imitating extras on the Real Housewives."

At that, both Minho and Seungmin snicker. Hyunjin stands up as well and says, "Oh yeah, guys, this is Y/N noona."

The boys exchange polite waves and salutations. Changbin proceeds to stand up, look at you and then sit back down. "Ah fuck," he laments, "She's taller than me. There goes my chance to shoot my shot."

You break out into a laugh as Minho pads over to you. "Science major, right? Hyunjin and Felix talk a lot about how they're only passing because of you."

You give him a dazzling smile, "Yes to both of those. What about you?"

"Oh, I'm taking culinary classes but majoring in veterinary studies."

The conversation just flows from there, not feeling strained even once. The two of you are sitting on the couch soon, about an arms length of distance between you. You're sitting cross-legged with a pillow on your lap as Minho leans against the armchair of the couch.

Gosh, he's funny, and sweet. He tells you all about his cats as you tell him about your siblings back home. He brings you food (which you make sure to thoroughly check because, hey, you did just meet him) and offers to get you a blanket.

"No, I'm fine. Thank you though," you say in response to that.

The two of you seem lost in your own world, oblivious to the beer pong tournaments and obnoxious couples scattered around you. You're hit with the devastating realization that you could listen to Minho talk about the most mundane topics all day long.

It's just the alcohol. I do not have a crush on somebody I have just met.

Hyunjin catches your eye and makes fake kissing gestures behind you back as you flip him off. Minho catches whiff of the exchange and threatens to stick Hyunjin in the air fryer, eliciting a giggle from you. Felix even comes over to Minho, grumbling about how he wasn't expecting that introducing one of his favorite hyungs to his favorite noona would lead to said noona being stolen by said hyung.

You wish you could continue talking to Minho, but soon, Chan's girlfriend Eun-bi comes over and drags you to the kitchen.

"I have heard so much about you," she says with a smile, sipping a lemonade lazily while sitting on a barstool.

"All good things, I hope?"

"Oh," she throws her head back and lets out a pretty laugh, "You're literally an angel sent from heaven according to Lixie and a fellow hopeless romantic noona according to Hyunjin."

The two of you continued talking, and you found that you ended up liking her a lot. You understood why Chan fell for someone like her. She was everything a person could want in a partner. Hell, even you felt attracted to her.

Damn, what was in that drink I poured for myself?

You couldn't stop thinking about Minho though. You wondered what he was doing. Was he talking to a girl right now like he was talking with you? Was she looking at him as if his face held the key to her heart the way you were looking at him?

Did your interaction mean anything or was it all in you head?

"Oh no," same Eun-bi's voice, "Looks like I have lost you to them as well."

"What?" you ask, arising from your love stricken trance.

"You like one of them," said Eun-bi with a teasing lilt, "Don't worry. It happens to the best of us."

You looked at her, mouth slightly hung open. "Respectfully eonnie, what the actual fuck are you talking about."

She looked at you, mischief in her eyes. "Don't play dumb," she said, a teasing lilt in her voice, "Who is it? Changbin? Mm, no, too short. Hyunjin? Absolutely not, I don't think so?"

Eun-bi continued, "Minho? Maybe..." she looked at you intently, her expression turning from one of fun into one of accusation, "Oh my god. It's Minho, isn't it?"

"What," you scoff uneasily, "Nooo."

Eun-bi raises an eyebrow, obviously eager to continue the conversation, but you quickly interrupt her. "So, how did you and Chan meet?"

At that, a wistful smile etches onto Eun-bi's face. "He's a music production major. I'm a songwriting and vocal major. We had a combined project and even though I wasn't assigned to him, he had a habit to talk to everyone, causing him to talk to me. And the rest is history."

She continued, "He says that the first thing he noticed about me was how my eyebrows would scrunch up. And I noticed how his eyes disappeared when he smiled. I found him attractive long before I talked to him though. Obviously."

Eun-bi says the last sentence with a shrug, almost matter-of-factly. She wasn't wrong though. It was extremely hard to not crush on at least one of them the entire duration that you were in college.

Eun-bi's words led you to foolishly hope. Not for Minho really, but for love in general. It was a dangerous yearning. The yearning to scream from the top of a building, professing your love. The yearning to be held with fragility and to be kissed with intensity. A yearning to be loved, the way poets wove their odes to the stars and the skies. A wanting to be cherished, like a treasured diamond, only reflecting the best that you could offer.

Unbeknown to you, Minho stood in the corner of the room, watching you erupt with laughter, a small smile on his lips and a million similar thoughts in his head.

[lowkeyrobin]

SHAWN HUNTER ; dating hcs

summary ; cutesie shawn dating hcs

warnings ; language

genre ; fluff

masterlist

always asks for consent

obv hand holding and light stuff you've established as fine but if you're cuddling or making out, like every 20 seconds he's checking on you

always has a hand on you whether it's hand holding, arm slung around your shoulder, or hugging you from behind

late night drives to no where for the adventure and fun

if you get overestimulated easily especially by physical affection, he's super respectful and constantly makes sure you're comfortable and whatnot

kind of understands autism/adhd/other neurodivergent diagnoses but he knows the basics and how to help you

if you go nonverbal, dw, he knows how to communicate with you

always has a pen on him

like holy shit man he's such a simp

if you have to write on his wrist or his arm, that's fine. he's a blank canvas baby

he's so whipped for you

anything for you

at first you rejected him for a while bc he had a reputation for being a player

but after a while you noticed he wasn't giving up

like he sees you as a person, he actually cares about and loves you and sees you as more than just a pretty/handsome face

if you have acne, he loves tracing over the scars/bumps with his fingertips

he tried running from his feelings but we see how that went

and if you have shoulder acne/bacne he loves using a marker to connect all the bumps and scars like a constellation

like you'll change your shirt, back facing him and he goes "Hey can I draw on your back again?"

you just give in

he loves when you shove him into lockers, walls, beds etc to flirt with him

inside jokes go hard

shares his belts and bracelets with you

much less expensive than sharing hoodies and stuff

plus they mean more to him than a dumb shirt

you share bracelets and belts with him too

and that way you guys don't have any major size difference issues

loves sharing music with you as well

music is the way to his heart

likes to just wrap himself around you like a koala and kiss your face all over

helping out with his hard times and vice versa

he doesn't laugh, he giggles and smiles widely

you constantly compliment his stupidly cute tooth gap

it's so cute holy shit

"Shawn, shut up. I don't think you understand how much I stare at your smile because it's the cutest thing ever"

he gets all embarrassed about it

if you're an artist, you're constantly drawing him, especially with a smile to make sure to be able to draw his little gap

"y/n, stopppppp"

"love you too, hunter"

he's got a serious soft side for you dude

"love youuuuuu"

giggles and "shut up!"

let's you play with his hair

definitely hums you to sleep if you're having trouble sleeping or winding yourself down

the sweetest I swear

[strawberryhenisey]

A dream is a wish your heart makes

Sukuna x Cinderella! Reader since it has the most votes in my poll. Dw this is modern AU and there are spoilers from the manga

This man is a menace

He will purposely hide your pair of shoes around the house

You'll have a fucking scavenger hunt the whole day because of this man

Every time you leave a shoe of yours without knowing he puts messages inside the shoe

"Good luck finding your other pairs"

This bastard is very proud that he hid your shoes so well

That is until your cute baby nephew Yuji exposes all the places Sukuna hides your shoes

"Auwntie! Unckuna hiwdey here shoe!"

Yuji is a shoe saver!

Although because Yuji exposes where he hides your missing shoe Sukuna will do something about it of course

He bribes Yuji with shit tons of candy

Since Yuji is just a child no child could ever resist such a bribe

"Hey baby Yuji, did you know where Unckuna placed my shoe?"

You asked as you literally only have one shoe while walking

"Me no talkie!"

You immediately knew that Sukuna bribed the little angel

So what better thing to do?

Bribe Yuji with more candies at this point you two are gonna give the poor baby cavities

So you ended up always finding your shoe

"Woman, it's not my fault you're so stupid to always lose one of your shoe"

Sukuna said as he returns all of your missing pair of shoe

You two ended up having a peaceful day ever since you got all of you missing shoe's back

Well not until he repeats to hide them again

"I was just joking around with you, love... Also do you believe that a dream is a wish your heart makes? I do because you're the woman of my dreams and my heart belongs to you"

He kissed you and proposed to you after he said that he knelt to the ground and pulled out your missing shoe and kissed your finger and inserted a ring

"Will you marry me?"

The ending is up to your imagination, anyways W rizz from Sukuna my bro

This is so silly but I hope you guys enjoyed reading!(⁠｡⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠｡⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♡

[urautismdiagnosis]

Ships hehe

BOATS (ships)

OK SO I won't tolerate anyone trashing aro ace people or queer platonic relationships or invalidating them, THAT OUT OF THE WAY TIME FOR HEADCANONSSS

barnacles and kwazii 🐻‍❄️💛🐱: I originally shipped them when I was like 12 lol

To me they're going to become a QPR and they mean the world to me.

I need to start actually posting my stories to showcase what's gonna happen BUT CMON GUYS THEY HAD AN ENTIRE EPISODE ABOUT THEM BEING A SYMBIOTIC RELATIONSHIP?!

Like I'm gonna be so real they were octopod POD mates. (Their rooms in the same bubble lol)

Kwazii is his ✨first mate✨

They're a married couple that doesn't realize it yet!I'm going to trauma bond them and no one can stop me. Cuz I've already done it 😎👍✨

They deeply trust eachother! I'm going to make barnacles hold what he thinks is kwazii dead in his arms! Barnacles loves this silly cat man! Kwazii loves to be appreciated and make barnacles proud! They emotionally support eachother! Kwazii is going to have nightmares about the captain dying in a horrific way that totally doesn't relate to the intens epsychological trauma I've given him! Barnacles wants to be useful and have someone to love but also someone to tell him its ok and that he doesn't have to be perfect or brave all the time! Kwazii wants to not be alone and prove himself to someone who truly sees the worth in him while being able to trust that they'd always stay loyal together! They have so many inside jokes and shared moments of near death experiences! Accordian music and shanties!

anyways onto SHELLINGTON AND DASHI AY AY AY AYYYY

Uhhh so I haven't posted their designs and my headcanons but yes Shellington is autistic to me (totally not me projecting but yall see the username. Ill get into why I think he's autistic on my character design post for him) and yes I think yk what? Maybe he was a little lonely and weird as a kid and yk what also? Maybe he does have some chronic pain too I dont make the rules (yes I do)

Anyways like shellington, I'm giving my baby issues and fears relating to not being like part of the group lol. Subconsciously anyways. And yk he found his people, the octonauts who value him and his interests and dont blame him for messing up lol and he likes himself as a person

(BTW he wouls totally try to adopt a cryptid like creature (new species!) abomination and name it Steve I already have an entire plot)

Do yall remember when they were sent to spend several weeks alone together in the midnight zone cuz I do

Regardless i think dashi just casually asked him ayyo wanna date and then he bluescreened LOL

As for dashi well, I'll get into her headcanons when I post her character design as well, but regardless she needs someone who understands and supports her passions without judgement yk?

She is so incredible,like photography, computer specialist, apparently technically a scientist, a surfer, able to pilot deep marine vehicles, got swallowed by a whale, did a flip from the manta ray while diving FRKM SEVERAL METWRS IN THE AIR INTO WAYER THAT WAS ABOUT TO HAVE LAVA POUR INTO IT???, and is a whole pilot now apaprently???

Like holy-

Anyways yeah dashi thinks shellington is an amazing single father with so much kindness and emotional intelligence and many many charming qualities 🥰

Shellington thinks dashi is Like actually a really really awesome person??? Like they both like organizing things!! Shes funny and smart!! They can both talk about eachothers interests and he likes to make her happy!! She's really cool and kind and helps him with stuff and she's super intelligent and charming! He just thinks she's oh so very cool. She's so confident and has kind eyes 🥰

Anyways yes

Btw just wanna say that tweak is like if u were aro ace to the max lolll shes just content with her life and friends lol

now for the penguin(s) in the room

ok so shes gonna be a plot relevant character in a story I've got in the works (The Oil RIg) it'll be a fun ride dw, but we love medic x depressed woman its great and yes I do think peso could pull any gal just by existing like straight up fight me on this fight me fIGHT ME-

ok not fight I'm not like that but I will stand on this hill till I die

but fr tho it was a whole telenovellahow they met omg- I'm talking the drama- thelore- thesoftmoments and the heartbreaking goodbyes- not to worry tho they do meet again and are like long distance(with tons of visiting) lol they have a very healthy relationship tho considering that shes like idk, ig fresh out of a like, very unhealthy environment

i ain't gonna spoil anything rn tho lol but she Gon save his life and he gon save hers and its gonna be beautiful<3 <3 <#

[witchthewriter]

𝐍𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞

⤷ gender neutral, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!  

a/n: okay so I'm making this post because I found ... this audio on youtube (it's sfw dw) and it really made me want to write about the reader as this badass bitch who Negan absolutely adores. Otherwise, I find it really difficult to write for Negan in this timeframe. But the audio made me ... goddamn fall in love.

Warnings: at the end there's blood, and a knife - not used in violence though.

ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡᶤˢᵗ    

ENTP

Slytherin

Evil Neutral > Chaotic Neutral

4 of Wands Reversed

Gemini Sun, Sagittarius Moon, Scorpio Rising

𝑺𝑭𝑾🌿

・He had found you in one of the only secluded places there were at the Sanctuary

・Then this voice came out of nowhere, a voice you know well, one you had ... fantasised about for a while

・But outwardly, you pretended that you were doing this just to get by

・However, you had learned a lot from the people around you, from Negan, but mostly from Michonne when you were with her group

・It was long history. But eventually, your ideas didn't align with Rick's. And to the dismay of Michonne and yourself, you decided to leave.

・It hurt. You had friends in Rick's group, you truly did. But they followed him blindly. Just how Negan's group followed him blindly.

・But all your family had died, there was no one left you had to look out for. To love. Rick didn't even leave his kids in your presence alone. Just because of your ideologies - that maybe there is no right or wrong anymore.

・And then Negan killed Glenn, and Abraham and so many others and you felt so lost.

・But somehow, anyway, you ended up at the gates of the Sanctuary.

・It had been a month in and you were finding difficulties left and right.

・No one accepted you, no one wanted to trust one of Rick's group. They thought you were sent here to spy on Negan. But you did everything to prove yourself.

・And as time went on, you saw Negan's bravado.

・And ... you liked it. Even when it came down when two were together, you still liked his charm. The way he thought. But you could also see the hurt from his past. And how that influenced how he acted today.

・The words he spoke made you tingle, they made you blush (although you concealed it so well that Negan couldn't see it.)

・And when he was pouring his heart out to you, you tried to keep a straight face. Not let him see how you truly felt. Because if you did, then you would have nearly body slammed him to the floor and kissed him until you both couldn't breathe.

・Knowing that the leader of the Sanctuary, THE Negan, wanted you and only you - made you feel ontop of the world.

・And then he did something that you didn't expect.

・He made everyone assemble inside.

・And announced that you were his and only his and then he was only yours.

・That even though the war between Rick and them was still happening, Negan wanted someone solely to himself.

・In other words, Negan's personal life was just as important as the war ...

・When he made all his subjects kneel, and kissed you on the lips, you felt a rush of ... power. Of ... royalty, authority, control.

・It made you buzz.

・When it was just the two of you again, and Negan brought up the wedding, you nearly died.

・Had this been a joke? You thought so, but when you brought up your hesitancies, Negan looked at you with pure shock.

"Hell baby, I know you don't want to hear it, but these past few weeks, I've been giving you test after test."

"What? No you haven't, I would have notice-"

"That was the point, they weren't supposed to be noticeable baby."

"Negan, I - I honestly don't understand."

"Baby, you passed every single one of them. And I know you are the one for me. The only, one for me."

・Even before the apocolypse you never thought you would get married. You never thought someone would want you in that way.

・But apparently your strengths, the things that others saw as weaknesses - was what Negan loved.

"Okay, to make it even though, Mr Smith," you looked up at him with mischief in your eyes. The type of mischief that could breed chaos.

"Hmmm?" Negan said with a raised eyebrow, mirroring your smile.

"I want you to undergo a test." Your voice was light, airy, innocent.

"Anything for you, sugar," he nearly growled.

𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾🔞𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒐𝒓𝒔 𝒅𝒏𝒊!

"Knife." You demanded and he pulled the one from his boot. The one he had his closest confidant clean and sharpen every morning.

・He passed it over to you without hesitation.

"Hand," you flipped yours out and he put it over your own.

"Repeat after me," all your words contradicted your eager face. Firm and strong, it excited Negan. But he kept that in.

・You looked at the shiny blade for a moment and admired it. Not too big, not too short, the perfect size for this.

"With my blood, I devote to you my love," you said, and waited a moment for Negan to do the same.

・He readied his throat and looked you straight in the eyes. His were glistening, and yours, gleaming.

His voice was deep, low, "with my blood, I devote to you my love."

・Without taking his eyes from you, you sliced the blade over his palm and did the same to yours.

・It stung, and blood wept from the wound. Faster than you had inticipated.

"And as we merge our blood together, we are now forever bound."

・You saw a hint of his eyes bulging, but only for a second.

・This was it. The final test to see if his words wrung true.

But his gaze flicked back to yours and nodded, "and as we merge our blood together, we are now forever bound."

・You clasped your hands together and let the blood mix.

"Blood of my blood," you whispered. Kissing the back of his hand.

・Where once held a smile, now had a stoic face. Knowing that now you truly were his one and only wife.

・Negan's eyes met yours.

"Bloof of my blood," he growled and leaned over the table to kiss you.

・Your hands stayed linked like that for nearly thirty minutes. Neither wanting to break free.

・An hour after you both decided you could let go. Negan went and sat in his chair, slapping the chair beside you.

With a beer in hand, he said, "I can't believe my wife's got me doing witchy shit," and he gave a chuckle.

"Husband," you said while grabbing the knife and walking over to the seat beside him, this isn't just "witchy shit, it's witchcraft." And then you licked the blood from the knife.

[wordy-little-witch]

Hiiii PLS 🙏 wordy plssssz i need more transfem buggy headcanons like i love ur post but i need more🥹🤲 like the hc and scenarios that shook the seas,,, wat r crossguilds reaction n shanks n other pirates reaction uahxiskzkzs shes gonna b so hot dksk ive seen fanart and fembuggy looks so HOTTTT

Hiiiii honeybun!!! I got you, dw ♡♡

Reactions!!!!!!!

Shanks

• he finds out through news coos and bounty posters. It's no secret that the redhair pirates keep careful tabs on bounties, new and old faces alike in the game, but there's special attention to black haired rubber boys and blue haired clowns when it comes to bounties and reports. The crew knows this and supports it. So when they get a paper, when Benn reads through it and does a spit take with his coffee, everyone cones scurrying, especially when he yells for their captain.

• (romantic) Shanks, upon seeing the bounty and story, is left reeling. Buggy had always been breathtaking to him, had always been the epitome of everything he finds beautiful and attractive. Shanks adores Buggy, head to toe, inside out, and even then he could always see the little chinks in the other's armor, the discomfort and uncertainty that stained the clown's cells. It's in the microexpressions, he knows, and those signals are suddenly gone in these pictures. He's breathless. He's swooning. He needs to see Buggy in person.

• (platonic) similar to the above, Shanks keeps tabs on his precious people. And Buggy, his beloved baby brother, his beloved best friend, is among those he looks out for from afar. Seeing Buggy so different, so bright, seeing the way his - her - smile finally reaches her eyes and eyebrows and cheeks, it makes him melt a little. He's proud, so proud, so happy that Buggy looks happy and healthy, and he's.... he wants. By the Seas, he wants to see her. He wants to see and meet his sister.

Crocodile

• Depending on the time frame when the change happens, Crocodile either meets Buggy for Cross Guild as a woman or deals with the transitional phase with the business. If it's the latter, he actually makes a point to try affirming what he believes is Buggy's gender identity in vague terms. Then, when Buggy begins to shy away from them, he moves to more neutral monikers, heavy on the Clown and Fool.

• upon being told that Buggy identifies as a woman, he just rolls with it. He has to fight the trans urge to make "we traded genders" jokes, which he blames proximity to the clown for. He's not going to cause a ruckus about it. He will however cause bodily injury if someone else has an issue with that.

• he's absolutely livid, btw, that he finds the clown attractive like this. It's not the body, not exactly - Croc doesn't really care one way or another about the configuration downstairs of his partners - but he is attracted to intelligence, confidence, power, and how pretty someone is when they cry. Sue him, he has a type. It just so happens that Buggy, newly confident, newly steady, is branching out into all of his standards while staying so utterly charming. He's so mad about it. He wants to kiss her. He's going insane.

Mihawk

• he doesn't stick to labels. They're boring. He doesn't care. He will admit however that the majority of those who held his interest were men. The Clown was an exception - though not because of her gender. He's typically drawn to people by their Haki signatures, and he has noticed a common trend in those he enjoys - Shanks with his firey volcanic energy, Crocodile feeling akin to the desert lands he called home, even Roronoa Zoro's antiquated cliffside mountainous energy. He finds earthy energy to be the most comfortable, emotional aspect be damned. The Clown is very much a different element, liquid and mutable and dynamic. It is reflective, overtly bright and rippling uncontrollably. Odd, he admits, but not investing.

• it's when Buggy calms, when she blooms, that Migawk sees the ripples calm, sees the sharp reflections soothe themselves, and sees that the seemingly shallow pond of energy is but a cover which leads into a fathomless sinkhole. The shores are quaint, smooth, beautiful, and lead gradually further and further in towards a sharp drop which casts the Blues into blacks and the blacks into abyssal shade. It's strange, it's unusual, it's delicious.

• it especially helps that Mihawk finds Buggy to be rather good company. Without her forced shrill demeanor and loud hypervigilance, she's actually a wonderful conversationalist. He enjoys her company. It's unexpected.

More romantic aspects bc I am absolutely melting over it-

Cross guild

• Buggy has always been rather touchy-feely, something she constantly fights with because of her past and experiences. She adores cuddles, holding hands, casual touches, and the like. Her boyfriends aren't exactly the types to love PDA or to seek out physical touch. They do allow her to indulge, however, and they each have their preferred manners of doing so.

- Mihawk

- - in public, will pull a full chivalrous move, offering her his arm, his hand when she climbs up or down, a casual yet respectful hand on her waist to guide her.

- - in private, he will cuddle against her back when he is amenable to touch, chin over her shoulder as they both read a book, one arm wrapped around her waist, fingers caressing the soft skin of her soft sides, other hand tangled with one of her own. If not that, he will become a cat in human form, wordlessly smacking whatever was in her hands away to burrow into her stomach or chest, going limp yet clinging in a mess of contradictions. It never fails to earn a slightly annoyed snicker from her.

- Crocodile

- - in public, he and Mihawk seem to share a general demeanor insofar as the types of touches. He does however take it further by occasionally just plucking her up into his arm, treating her as a dainty little thing, casual touches peppered throughout that imply a level of possessiveness, tucking a lock of hair behind her ear, a drag of fingertips or hook along her shoulder, a curl of a hand at her hip.

- - in private, the touches come and go, but the emotion behind them remains. Sometimes he will simply trail fingers over her spine or shoulders, absent and affectionate. Sometimes he will drag her into the cage of him limbs to have and hold her close, a cheek pressed to her chest, hand cupping the other breast in a simple gesture.

BONUS REACTIONS

Luffy

• only thinks "uncle buggy -> auntie buggy"

• does not care, Buggy is Buggy.

• is happy that Buggy is happy!!!

• will throw hands if anyone is mean to his aunt, his hands are rated E for Everyone.

Rayleigh

• for a long time, didn't even know. Finds out by rumors in a random bar which he is Hella confused by and so fact checks. Has a mild moment when he realizes his baby boy is in fact a baby girl now. Wild. Decides to go see his daughter because What The Fuck Buglet

• no he doesn't cry when he sees Buggy. He just.... got sand in his eye. He did not get emotional when he saw his youngest child beam at him with a smile so like Roger's, in bold colors which suited her, so bright, so joyful, so free -

• he remembers the trembling, scrappy little being who would huddle between him and Roger after bad fights, so uncertain, so scared, so far removed from the young woman before him today, and Rayleigh just smiles, bonks her on the head and calls her princess.

• and if he pulls her aside later on and they sit together on the beach, drinking together, well.... when he says Roger would be so proud of her, he means it. And when she cries? Well. He won't tell anyone about it. It's a private moment between father and daughter.

[rxsilabeth--er]

But being a criminal and getting trans!reg pregnant....like it's all planned.

Reader being obsessed with reg from the beginning from when he was just a trainee and committing crimes just so he could visit the scenes and watch reg. Killing people till he's darling boy is head of this case and being the one to bring him in. When he is, he chats up reg at a bar or sth, and poor reg is so clueless. Doesn't the guy he's riding and losing his mind over is the same person who is killing all those young victims he's investigating. By the time he figures it out, everything has gone to hell. And little reg is pregnant with the child of a serial killer. The worst part is that he knows. He can't tell anyone cause if his team finds out he got knocked by the psycho they're trying to catch, he'll lose the respect of the entire bureau. And Reg doesn't want to abort cause he's too stupidly in love with the man that gave him the child. However, he's shocked when he finds out the man made a small mistake in the last crime scene, but his team doesn't know it's killer and reg is a hundred percent sure the clue wasn't a mistake and was all planned out. And know he's interviewing his baby daddy in a small metal room who is highly aware of the tiny life growing inside of him and is too smug about it. With his new role as a potential witness to the case, he decides to offer his help with catching the murder and reg's boss agrees and is grateful to have the help of a local. Soo he grows to be liked by the whole group, and it's torture for reg. He keeps pulling reg into closets and bending him over the desk, promising to give him the little family he's always talked about on their dates, teasing him about how he has always been an over achiever and Regulus knows he could easily let himself hate him had their were not moments where the man was too domestic. Him walking into the office, wrapping his arms around his waist, rubbing his stomach. Talking about how their swert child will come out a genius. How he'll marry reg, whenever his ready. Always carrying with him water so reg is hydrated, doughnuts for the craving. Home-cooked meals, that reg can't help but mouth over. When reg is working too hard he'll walk into the office rub his back and little bump, telling him he shouldn't work too hard, it's bad for the baby, whispering little clues about the case In his ears. He'll buy him presents and make little baby jokes in front of everyone, making everyone confused. They'll ask if he's got a special someone at home and he's like yeah, we're expecting. He'll look reg right in the eye and go "smartest and prettiest little mama I've ever seen" and when it gets too hard for reg to cover the bump, he promises he'll quit but only if reg agrees to live with him.

Sorry, I may have gotten too obsessed 😅 I got this idea at what? 3:50 a.m and now it's 4:22. Had to get it all down immediately 😭

I'm drooling over this, it's such a piece of diamond!!! I NEED IT!! Oh my god, it's so cute yet so sexy!! Here take preggo! Reggie smut in exchange for the amazing gold's price!!| Warnings: dub-con? Slight manhandling, gun on head (reg's fine, dw), reader is kinda unhinged and insane, chocking, reg's pregnant, I have no idea, what came over me to write this...

Thank god, everyone in the office was actually gone out to eat, Regulus said he wasn't feeling and you brightly volunteered to stay behind to care of the Head Detective and the others agree, because you're a local who became VERY close with the group.

And Regulus knew why...Regulus's head felt like it was burning, crying on his knees, spewing insults, yelling, screaming and what not simply to argue with you over the fact that you're always at his office now and he doesn't like it...

You simply grinned down at him, you liked when he cried, it was cute, you know you should be angry at him, but maybe it was the fact that he was pregnant that suddenly made him so cute and made you want to make him cry more and mewl on your cock like that other night in the forest where you pounded in him on the forest floor beside his friend, Barty's house.

Softly you walked close to the kneeling boy, lifting his face softly and grabbing his face tightly, "You cry so damn much, it's fucking annoying how pretty you look." you softly hummed as Regulus's soft whimpering as you grab his arm and lift him up, pulling him up as you sat on his chair, the Head detective's chair.

You let him stand as he continued to scream at you for the next few minutes, maybe it was the pregnancy moodswings but after a few minutes of screaming, he stood there sobbing, pregnancy emotions always got out of hand, you guessed.

Softly he walked closer to you, sitting in your lap, crying in your neck as your hands stroked his thigh and sides, one hand travelling up to the top of his jacket, you softly pulled it off as he continued to cry, whine and sob on your lap, as one hand unbuttoned the buttons of his shirt softly, the other rubbing his thigh, the shirt still tucked in enough to hide his body well.

You snaked your hands inside his shirt, rubbing his stomach where you felt the smallest amount of movement, was it from Reg's breathing or the baby's notice of his father being around, you didn't know, you preferred the latter, knowing the man in your lap could never help his greediness he had over you, his obsession over you which he tried SO HARD to deny always made you grin and made you think how cute he'd like crying on your cock.

The other hand softly unbutton his trousers, your hands slipped inside his pants on his hips, holding his hips softly as you pet his hips a bit for him to lift his hips for you remove his trousers. Throwing them haphazardly, your fingers softly grazed his clothed cunt, already starting to wet and leak even through his panties, "Oh? Already wet...expected this from you honestly." you hummed softly, taking his hand on yours and guiding it to your trousers.

As he unbuttoned your pants, you simply pushed his panties aside and stroked his cunt and clit, but not touching him where he wants. Panting and whining, he simply pulled out your cock, whining as you simply sighed. "Pitiful.." you stared at him, but he's pregnant, might as well be sweet right?

So that's how he ended up riding you, wailing and moaning like it's nobody's business as his fingers were plunged in your mouth, plugging your mouth as you sucked and slobbered over his fingers like he did on your cock with a smirk seeing him go crazy and whiny simply from bouncing over you, one of your hands rubbing and squeezing his clit and the other rubbing his tummy which was seemingly growing to show your kid inside him...

Thrusting up into his cunt, the hand which was on his stomach moved up to softly pinch his nipples just as the ringtone of your phone rang through the office, as Regulus's cries resonated within the walls, just before you pulled his panties you tore off of him and shoved it in his mouth, taking the call, putting it on speaker and placing it on the table, while one of your hands held his wrists tightly, while the other moved to hold his throat.

Noticing his movements stopped, you leaned close to his tear-stricken face and asked, "What? Did I ask you to stop? Continue fucking riding." you said softly, you were sure if not for the panties stuck in his mouth and your hand on his throat he would whine loudly to show everyone what was happening.

"Hello?" Barty's voice came from the call, "Yeah? Hello Barty!!" You asked brightly, in contrary to how you were fucking Regulus on your dick. As Regulus continued to bounce on top you, "Yeah, uh, we're reaching the station back in like two to three minutes." Barty said as all blood ran from Regulus's face while you only smirked,

"Oh? Oh, please, do come early...I miss you all and if not me, then Reggie sure does, don't you?" you said smirking as Barty laughed over the phone, "I bet, aight, I'll tell Evan to drive faster, can't leave our besties alone, can we? See you!" he said before hanging up as you pulled Regulus's panties out his mouth, making him whine as you pressed down on his throat and rubbed his clit a bit harshly,

"Why-...Why would you..you-fuck! Why would you do that?!" he asked, trying to be angry, but his exterior flattered the moment you thrust inside of him, hearing him wail.

"Come on, hurry up, don't you want to cum? If not now, then you'll have to wait up until, I don't know....a few hours?" you said as he suddenly began speeding his movements up, as you relaxed in the chair, groaning as you kissed his chest and left hickeys, biting him as he simply whined and tried his best to ride you. Your hands no longer working on his body neither did you put in any effort, if he wanted it, he can have it all by himself especially after screaming at you,

"i'm still upset at you yelling at me, so I will relax, you use me and get yourself off." you said simply, hands simply on his stomach, stroking his swelling belly, letting him use you.

Regulus tried his best to replicate the feelings of you, pinching his nipples, squeezing his clit, plunging your fingers in his hole besides your cock if you felt more mean, or the way your cock touched parts of his body his long fingers couldn't even reach...

His wet finger rubbing his own clit, as he ride to bounce himself on top of you like you always force him to, the other hand on top of yours on his stomach, feeling your cock bulging in his stomach, it was hurting, but he simply couldn't reach his good points!

What the hell, you're supposed to care for him, your baby's momma, your pretty little baby and your gorgeous princess (as you called him in a degrading way).

It wasn't helping that you were pinching his nipples seemingly out of nowhere and reminding him, "Come on, don't want the whole sector to know you're a whore right? They're gonna be here any minute now." he said. His pleasure was teetering between too much and too little and it was driving him wild,

"Ah-fuck!...please! I-I'm..fuck..I'm sorry, it's not working!!" he whined, his tears dripped down his cheeks with drool also falling down his cheeks making you shake your head, "I'm sorry, baby. You're on your own." you said simply, groaning as he clamped down on your, throwing your head back, sadism making you feel happy and a smirk on your lips as he again began to move up and down, his thighs burning just as the sounds of other's car's parking was heard.

"Oh, looks like they're here, awwhhh, baby, hurry up, come on, cum." you said with fake pity as Regulus let out a loud whine, near scream,

"PLEASE! I'm sorry, I'm so fucking sorry...Please..it hurts and I-fuck! Can't do it, I need you, I need you!....in here..Please daddy? Don't wanna pleasure your little cumslut...am I not carrying your baby?" he softly, whined taking your hand and placing it on his dripping cunt softly throwing his head back, you groaned and rolled your eyes as you held his hips, the fucking cumslut was smart and fucking cute,

"Awhh, fine. But hear me slut, you're not cumming the whole night after this." he said as he nodded desperately, "Fine, yes, yes!!" he nodded as you looked over to see Barty, Evan, Pandora, James, Sirius, Remus, Lily and literally everyone in the group was entering the building.

You quickly pulled out and flipped him over, slamming back inside as you pounded him on the table, as you looked over the desk to see your gun that confiscated in a opened drawer, pulling it you softly placed it on his head, making Regulus tense up, as you continued to pound inside him, spanking his ass red and rubbing it softly between your warmed up palm of the other hand before it moved to bundle up in his hair to pull up his falling and lolling head as his whined,

"Awhh, what? Scared, baby? You should be. Fucking brat, you should be fucking grateful I don't pull the trigger for almost revealing my identity...But fuck, baby, I love you." you hummed moving fast, moving the fun down to nudge his clit with the cold metal as you pounded in him, pulling his hair, and biting his shoulders, you were dressed up but he wasn't except his opened shirt hanging from his shoulders.

Regulus's whines began to be more high-pitched and faster, "Uh..No, wait..it feels weird, sir! PLEASE! It-fuck, feels like I'm gonna pee...Please, no i'm-ngh!...I'm gonna cum." he whined, thrashing softly as you placed the gun back on the table and shoved fingers in his mouth, gagging him on them, as the other pinched and rubbed his clit roughly, you could hear the other's footsteps outside on the corridors...

"Fucking cum, I better not get caught. They're just outside the door, sweetheart." you hissed as Regulus whined and let out a soundless cream as he squirted over you dripping down as he clamped down on your cock, his head dizzy as he whined softly.

That pushed you over the edge as you quickly came inside him and pulled out, staring at his dripped ass as Regulus scrambled to get his articles of clothing, including the ripped up panties and ran to the bathroom, banging the door closed just as the door opened to them, "Hey!! We got food for you as well!!" Pandora said brightly holding up a bag as they all stare at you fixing your unbutton shirts with a sweet smile, back on your lips,

"Hi, welcome back!! Where were you all gone for?" you asked, fixing your pants behind the desk hiding you as you smiled brightly. "Oh, nowhere really." Mary said sighing as she pulled up a chair beside you as you sat on the Head Detective's desk, "Where is Regulus?" Dorcas asked, as you slightly panicked, "Oh, uh, he's in the bathroom." you said smiling nodding towards the bathroom in the office.

Everyone nodded as Pandora handed you the food bag, "Oh yeah, speaking of. Reminds me, you look unsuually happy, are you expecting someone at home?" James asked smiling, as you nodded with a boyish grin,

"Yep, i'm expecting a baby!" You said just as Regulus walked out wiping his face with a napkin, his clothes back on, " the prettiest and gorgeous mama I've ever seen.." you said softly smiling at Regulus who blushed and walked closer, shooing you to get your own chair...

You pulled one beside him, as everyone began leaving to go back to different things they had to work on, as you ate your food in silence with Regulus, pulling him back to sit in your lap on the Head Detective's chair, a hand on his tummy.

You didn't really notice it, but after the few months, he was honestly starting to show, if not for the fact that he wore a brown blazer over it that hid his stomach, but if he wasn't wearing it, it was blatantly obvious as you stared at his stomach.

Regulus noticing your gaze no tummy, he hid it under his arms, his insecurity skyrocketed since becoming pregnant, but despite being insane it would be wrong to lie since he was looking gorgeous than anything,

"Quit this job, I'll take care of you." you blurted out suddenly making Regulus glare at you, "You have a lot of fucking audacity." he said pulling you close by your collar, "I'm serious...I don't want you to be held responsible if I got caught being a killer, I want you and the baby to be safe, quit this. I have money, I'll take care of you." you said softly, rubbing his stomach with one of the rare, genuine smile you held making Regulus a bit surprised but sigh,

"I'll see...", "Thank sweet mama.. :)"

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

pt III doctor who but I've still never watched it

Hello yes Good Omens mascot here, I am making a DW summary because I'm trying unsuccessfully to distract myself from doubling over in pain after the Good Omens season 2 ending. Here you go:

First off, let me just say a very hearty thank you to the entire DW fandom for educating me during part I and part II as well as my Pinterest research. You have successfully managed to teach me nothing about Doctor Who, but every single last detail of David Tennant's life and family. Please seek help.

Timey wimey.

*checks notes* So David Tennant wrote fanfiction of DW in school and got into trouble, and he married the daughter of a previous Doctor from the classic DW whom he met on set, and he saw an episode of DW as a three year old and it inspired him to become a doctor. There's a joke that David didn't want to return as the 14th doctor but did it just to avoid Michael Sheen getting the role because as we all know the BBC has 12 actors and half are David and Michael who are incidentally glued together. David Tennant adopted his wife's kid and so now they have a total of five kids together. This morning for breakfast David ate a sandwich with one less slice of cheese which is a clue for GO season 3-

The police are rhinos, kind of like Zootopia. They kill people.

The TARDIS is the Doctor's best friend. She came up with a name and didn't tell the Doctor. So they call her Sexy.

Timey wimey.

Michael Sheen is a sentient planet.

Someone named Harry is present in the classic DW. At one point someone else says 'something something Harry' idk and Harry says 'Me?' and the other says 'there's only two of us here and your name is Harry'.

There is a slutty head and it was supposed to be dead but it procrastinated that to see David Tennant.

Timey wimey.

There is a sonic screwdriver, and it is used for very many things, but for a good ten minutes trying to research it I thought it was Sonic the Hedgehog merch. Incidentally, I don't know what that is, either.

The slutty head is pregnant a lot. It sits in a jar.

There is a minefield and then someone is standing on a landmine instead of following the other person. One of them is the Doctor.

The TARDIS expands because it is tired of holding its tummy in.

It's bigger on the inside.

Timey wimey.

The Doctor periodically kidnaps people to accompany them.

Everything is queer.

Timey wimey.

Time Lords are a thing. I don't know if the Doctor is a Time Lord.

Wilf meets a David Doctor and everyone cries.

There are Baby Yoda goblins and an alien named Meep and actually a lot of aliens are there.

There is a literal arsehole with the ability of speech.

Timey wimey.

[inchidentally]

inch, i need your interpretation of lando saying what you see is what you get with oscar!!!

no fr it's so in line with his 'same Osc, just another year' and acting like he's been with Oscar for "years" bc inside Lando's head, the fixation he has with trying to figure Oscar out has gone through about a hundred permutations and it baffles him that one of Oscar's most consistent qualities is literally his constancy

and like, this has been the little conflict that's been happening inside Lando's head since they met tbh ??

it's oscillated from hmmmm Oscar is so tall and polite but ugh I dw to be the older teammate I want to be baby -> Oscar knows a lot about me and watches me a lot he's very tall with pretty hair and actually kinda funny -> Oscar is so quiet why does he like me so much but he won't take the lead like Carlos and Daniel did -> Oscar is so talented and fast and he won a sprint race ugh but he doesn't brag and he's so nice and respectful -> Oscar finds everything I say interesting and all my jokes are funny to him and his hair looks so cool but he doesn't post me enough on his sm ugh -> Oscar is such a great solid guy honestly and he's even taller and bigger now -> why does Oscar look at me so much but he won't pretend to be gay for fun (I like it) like Carlos and Daniel do -> why isn't Oscar even pretending to be mad that I hung out with Daniel and not him >:( why isn't Oscar ever jealous when I talk about Carlos or Daniel uggh -> remembered today how I invited Oscar to golf once and he turned it down yes I'm still mad -> dear reader it's 2024 and Oscar is still kind and respectful and still looks at me a lot and tries to be in my space even if it means waiting next to Carlos but he still won't make a move to hang out more -> oh I see Oscar will play padel with Alex and Logan but not me unless it's a stupid group thing yea miss me w that -> dear reader is Oscar just a rly sweet good guy and therefore respects my space and leaves me to initiate things so that I feel comfortable I hate thisssss

[trickstarbrave]

Modern au part 2. I still don’t have a name

I swear this is like a soap opera. I’m sorry, I’m dramatic and like angst

Dw I won’t drag out them finding Nerevar. It’ll be next the part/chapter.

In the mean time take these two suffering

The move had gone extremely smoothly. Much more than Nerevar had expected at least. He was worried that Voryn’s brothers would fail to distract him long enough and he would insist on coming over and realize something was wrong. Nerevar didn’t have the strength to face him and not admit everything and break down. He was too terrified over everything and his hormones were running wild in ways he really hated, especially since he had to go off T.

After he had everything packed and getting shipped to his mom’s house, all that was left was the flight home, and a goodbye.

Nerevar didn’t like breaking up over text. He found it trashy and inconsiderate, honestly. But he couldn't meet up with Voryn or call him as that would make Nerevar’s resolve crack. He knew this was going to hurt Voryn, and the idea of hurting him left him crushed, but he had to do it to protect both Voryn and the baby. He needed a clean, harsh break that wouldn't give away anything or give Voryn time to stop him. 

Eventually, Voryn would get over him. Maybe it would take a few weeks or months since they knew each other so long, but he’d get over it. By the time word ever gets to him that Nerevar had a kid, Voryn would have mostly forgotten about him and not pay it any mind. Maybe Voryn would be married to someone else with a family of his own, even.

Actually, thinking about the last part hurt. Instead of dwelling on it further, he took a cab to the airport with his suitcase in tow, and pulled out his phone in the backseat.

He looked over the messages, seeing Voryn explain over and over that things kept coming up with his family so he couldn’t come over. Nerevar had known it was his brothers at work keeping him distracted and far away from Nerevar, which he had been thankful for. At least they were looking out for him and making sure this whole thing worked. Voryn’s future would be safe, and Nerevar would have bigger problems to worry about himself.

He typed out his message about a dozen or so times, indecisive, before finally settling on one.

“I’m breaking up with you. Don’t contact me again.” It was harsh and far more direct than how Nerevar normally handled these things. He knew it would hurt considering the two hadn’t really had a serious fight, likely just entirely blindsiding Voryn. But Nerevar wanted to make sure he got the message loud and clear and knew that Nerevar wasn’t going to respond to him regardless of how he tried to contact him. 

He then promptly blocked Voryn’s number, knowing full well the second Voryn read the text it was going to be a barrage of messages asking why followed by call after call. Nerevar didn’t want to see it at all and have time to second guess his decision. Already he wanted to text him back that he’d been lying or it was all a joke, cancel his flight, and have his stuff shipped back home. But he reminded himself this wasn’t just about what he wanted and that he dug this hole himself. It would hurt both him and Voryn but it was the best future for all three of them.

He held back his tears during take off, looking down at the city, knowing he likely wasn’t going to ever be coming back. That down there, a tiny speck too small for Nerevar to see, was Voryn wondering why Nerevar broke up with him, trying desperately to call him. He still desperately fought them back, staring out the window, just wishing for the pain of leaving to stop. All the agony he had shoved inside and covered up with the panic of packing up and leaving short notice was now finally bubbling up to the surface and he didn’t know how to shove it back in.

When his mom picked him up several hours later, Nerevar couldn’t fight it anymore, and cried the whole drive.

—

Voryn Dagoth had been a wreck since summer. 

Out of the blue, after touring a college and a bunch of crises with his brothers popping up the second he got back he had to sort through, Nerevar texted him that he was breaking up with him and blocked him. There was no time to hear why, no explanation of what Voryn did, and no chance to make amends. Voryn would have done just about anything to make it up to Neht or cleared up the misunderstanding, but he wasn’t even given the opportunity.

Gilvoth had simply said maybe Nerevar was cheating on him and left him for his affair partner. Voryn was so furious he took a swing at him, being held back by Araynys and Endus. 

Nerevar had not been cheating on him. He hadn’t been acting strange before Voryn left, just his usual self. He hadn’t even changed the passcode on his phone, as Voryn had unlocked it to check something for him in his messages. What kind of cheater would act like that? But Gilvoth seemed insistent that Nerevar likely dumped him for someone else if he was refusing to even explain why he left.

A creeping thought crept up Voryn’s spine though as he slid awake in bed that night, overcome with anxiety over what if Nerevar thought Voryn was the one being unfaithful? Voryn had been acting strangely since graduation; he had a lot on his plate with looking for colleges and helping his mother out, often having to reschedule dates. Then his brothers bombarded him with problems for two weeks straight the moment he came home from touring a college, and he had to give excuse after excuse for why he couldn’t call Nerevar or come over to see him. Nerevar had said he understood, but the messages got shorter and shorter in response. Had Nerevar believed Voryn was lying? Did someone show him fake proof that Voryn was cheating on him?

After three days of his calls not being answered, Voryn even showed up at his apartment, only to be told the unit was vacant when he tried to go up. It had crushed Voryn even more to hear that; it was as if Nerevar had simply vanished. Almost like he was a figment of Voryn’s imagination. Voryn tried to contact Nerevar’s friends but got either no answer or they had no idea where he was or that he even moved.

But it was clear this wasn’t a simple misunderstanding. If Nerevar thought Voryn had been cheating on him, there would be no reason to pack up his things on short notice and move seemingly without telling anyone where. And if he left Voryn for someone else after having an affair, why would he move away that quickly either? If Nerevar was cruel enough to cheat on him and leave him like that, he certainly wasn’t stupid enough to move in with his affair partner on such short notice when he didn’t have to.

He was hysterical seeing Nerevar had just left him. He was panicking, trying to figure out where Nerevar might have gone, stalking social media and messaging him on every account, but it was no use. His socials were either abandoned or set private with Voryn blocked. No one tagged him in pictures, no one else mentioned they’d seen or heard from him. A few other people asked where he went but either got no response or were simply told he moved but no one knew where. He even begged his mother at one point to hire a private investigator to look into it because Nerevar was potentially in danger but his mother told him unless he had actual proof as she wasn’t going to help her son stalk him just because he’d been dumped. He even tried contacting Nerevar from other numbers, but got no response, seemingly having changed his number on top of everything.

And then Voryn fell into deep depression. Half his brothers tried to be sympathetic even if they didn’t really like Nerevar, but the other half told him to just get over it and move on since Nerevar wasn’t worth his time if he’d leave Voryn like this.

He missed fall semester. He no longer had any energy to go. His mother told him to see a therapist, and he was diagnosed with severe anxiety and depression, but none of the sessions really helped him. He was constantly obsessing over what he did wrong, or what sort of danger Nerevar was in. Voryn even began neglecting his appearance and eating less, his hair falling out from stress. 

Honestly, he wished Nerevar had been more cruel to him. Insulted him, told him he hated Voryn all along, and that he was fucking someone else. He wished Nerevar had told him he committed some unforgivable sin and he’d never forgive him and then got a restraining order against him. He wished he just knew why at this point, and had the promise Nerevar was safe from harm. At least then he wouldn’t be literally losing sleep wondering if Nerevar was alive or what went wrong. He loved Nerevar with all his heart. As stupid as his family would see it, he wanted to marry Nerevar.

And then, one day around noon when Voryn had finally woken up after another night without restful sleep, he saw he missed several calls from his mother with a voicemail left. He didn’t want to listen to it at first; he figured it would just be her berating him to wake up and get his life together once again. But on the off chance it was an emergency, he played it anyway. 

All it said was simply: “Voryn, when you wake up, come home immediately. It’s about Nerevar. I found out something you need to hear.”

There was no further elaboration. No explanation as to what she found out or how. 

Fear ran through him as he thought the worst, scrambling out of bed to get dressed and rush out the house, fighting tears the whole while. Had Nerevar been found dead? Was it Voryn’s fault he’d been hurt or killed? Or had Nerevar contacted his mother asking for help or speaking with Voryn again? 

He had to know. He was dreading knowing the truth, but he had to know. And if Nerevar had been hurt he would blame every single one of his family members for not believing him when he told them something was wrong.

—

“Voryn,” Morvani began in her office as soon as Voryn came in, “I’m sorry for doubting you.”

“What happened to him?” Voryn demanded, trying to keep himself from screaming.

“He likely isn’t hurt,” Morvani quickly explained. “As far as I know, he’s safe.” She sighed. “But you were right that something more was going on. I had just assumed it was a fight or personal issues going on with Nerevar, but there was a reason why he left.”

“Please,” Voryn felt vindicated that he was right, that he did in fact know Nerevar well enough to know he’d never do something like this while his whole family treated him like he was crazy, but he needed her to just spit it out. “Please just tell me what happened.” He needed to know what went wrong--what had happened and if he was truly safe.

“Gilvoth and Vemyn were over last night to drink since they were helping with the holiday party. I told them to stay the night since they were both drunk, and they were talking when they thought I was dead asleep.” Morvani sighed again, her brows bunching as she held her head as though she had a migraine. Voryn didn’t know what that had to do with this—did his brothers know something about Nerevar’s disappearance but they were playing dumb? Because if so he was going to be furious since they accused Nerevar of cheating on him or said he didn’t deserve Voryn if he would just leave him like this.

“Gilvoth, Vemyn, and Uthol intimidated him and threatened him into leaving.” Morvani’s voice was shaking in anger, but just as Voryn was processing her words, she continued with something Voryn hadn’t been expecting. “Because he was pregnant with your child.”

All of the blood in Voryn’s body went ice cold. He couldn’t form words, he was simply frozen in shock. 

“They tried to imply to him that you would be kicked out or disinherited if you had a child with him, and told him to leave. They then distracted you for weeks so he could pack his things and leave.” She looked so angry she was near tears, something abnormal in its own right. “They even broke the law by having a doctor break patient confidentiality to tell them, and had the gall to act like they were doing this to protect you.”

Voryn was only half listening. The other half of his mind was lost in his thoughts, quickly spiraling.

Nerevar was pregnant with Voryn’s child. It must have been that time the condom broke. When Nerevar asked if they could meet up, stressing he really wanted to see Voryn in person, he must have wanted to tell Voryn he was pregnant. And of course Nerevar would leave; he wanted a family more than anything, a child to love and call his own. But he also loved Voryn and wouldn’t be able to stand the thought of Voryn suffering all because he wanted to have a baby rather than just get an abortion and hope he would still be allowed to see Voryn again.

And somewhere out there, potentially alone and afraid, was Nerevar, pregnant with his baby. What if he was miserable? What if he was sick? Pregnancy was dangerous, and there were all sorts of complications that could arise even in perfectly healthy people. Nerevar could die in childbirth and Voryn would never know. He could lose the baby and be lost in grief and take his own life having lost both Voryn and the child and Voryn would never know.

He rushed over to the trash can his mother kept by her desk and promptly threw up as the sheer anxiety got to him, his whole body shaking.

“Voryn—“ Morvani looked away, but didn’t scold him further. “Relax,” She pulled his hair away from his face. “Nothing bad is going to happen, understand me?” 

Voryn didn’t believe her, still dry heaving. His body wanted to throw up more, tears now streaming down his face, but nothing more seemed to be coming up. 

“I’m going to hire a private investigator today.” It wouldn’t be easy to find him since he’d been gone so long, but Voryn wanted—needed—to believe it would work. “I need you to calm down for me. I’ll need you to tell me where you think he might have gone so they can check there first.”

“You’ll—“ Voryn swallowed back another gag, “You’ll actually try to find him?” He wasn’t sure if he could trust her after she refused before, but he was hopeful she would. 

“I didn’t want to go hiring someone before when he might only get more scared or if it might make you worse.” Morvani explained, pulling tissues from her desk to wipe the tears and spit from Voryn’s face. “If he had just left for personal reasons it might only make you try to follow him and demand answers, which would make the entire problem worse for both of you.” Voryn wanted to snap at her for that, saying he had every right to know why Nerevar left him, but he held his tongue. She was agreeing to help now, and he should take advantage of it. “But he didn’t leave of his own free will. I want to clear the misunderstanding, and if he is going to have my grandchild, I want us to handle it like adults.” She sighed again as Voryn’s tears didn’t really stop. “And he deserves to know the truth. He was wronged by my idiotic, vicious sons, just as much as you were wronged.”

He thought of Nerevar, alone and afraid somewhere when he could have been loved and supported with Voryn at his side. Voryn would have welcomed the baby if that was what Nerevar wanted, and taken responsibility for it in front of his mother. He would have been with Nerevar at every doctor's appointment and check up and helped take care of him when he was sick or in pain. They could have gotten an apartment together with a nursery for the baby, picking out names together and talking about their future. 

And Voryn realized how badly he wished he got to experience all of that. How badly he wished that for the past months he was spending time with the man he loved and anxious about being a father rather than wondering what he did wrong and if Nerevar was even alive or not. He could have been living his life and helping Nerevar, reassuring him and planning this all with him, rather than rotting in his apartment alone and afraid. 

He stood up properly, if not slightly unsteady, and began moving toward the door.

“Where are they?” Voryn asked, his voice shaking.

“Voryn, stop it.” Morvani warned him sternly.

“Where are they?!” Voryn demanded, tears in his eyes once more.

“I’ll punish them of this myself—“

“They robbed me of the time I could have been spending with Neht!” Voryn shouted, his voice breaking. “Time I should have been supporting him and helping him! Time I should have been helping him go to appointments and picking out names! Time I will never get back!” He couldn’t believe the amount of rage that was inside him knowing all that he’d lost, knowing that Nerevar might not take him back and refuse to let him see their child claiming it was too dangerous for them to be around Voryn and his family. “He could have died! He could have miscarried! And I wouldn’t have even known!” He couldn’t calm down, not when they hurt him more than he ever knew was possible. “And they lied to me, telling me he must have been cheating on me or didn’t care about me because he left so suddenly, when all three of them fucking knew that they were the reason he left!”

“And what good would hurting them do now?!” Morvani shouted back. “It won’t bring him back or give you that lost time back either!” Voryn knew that logically she was right, but emotionally he refused to believe her. He didn’t care if it would fix the problem, he just wanted to inflict on them even a fraction of the pain and suffering they caused him. 

Just as he was about to snarl back that he didn’t care though, his mother continued. “At least wait until we’re found him and sorted through this mess. The last thing we need is you getting arrested tearing the city apart looking for them and causing scandals.” Voryn’s body relaxed only the slightest bit, still tense. “I already told them if they tried to run from the situation I would disown them. They’re on leave from work and their credit cards are frozen. They won’t be going anywhere, not unless they want to be out of a job, a home, and dead to me.”

Voryn could allow it for now, if only because he wanted to make sure Nerevar was alright. Even if he didn’t trust Voryn or want to be with him anymore, Voryn just wanted to make sure he was somewhere safe and not in any danger from the pregnancy. He needed to know that much, just to stay sane.

“… Fine.” Voryn felt like crying more, his eyes burning and his chest painfully tight. “I’ll tell you… What I know about him and where I think he might have gone.” If it was a normal break up, Voryn wouldn’t have known honestly. He thought Nerevar might have started college across the country or something, or even went overseas for a bit. But if he was pregnant that would limit his options; Nerevad wouldn’t want to be alone, so he’d likely stay with his mother instead. But if he feared retaliation or thought Voryn might be looking for him, he might then leave her home to go somewhere else, even if it meant doing it all alone.

He hoped Nerevar was with his mother, honestly. It would put Voryn’s mind at ease to know he was being taken care of, and it would make it easier to find him. But they would have to see. He would have to wait a while longer to rid himself of the anxiety.

[chocotonez]

skz reaction to s/o being scared of the doctors

a/n: me w the dentist tbh, hope everyone is having a happy happy weekend!!

warnings/genre: mostly fluff but a tiny bit of angst for fear?? medical themes (very minor, doctor’s office and stuff…), cursing, death but as a joke, reader is sick but minor issue, lmk if anything else should be tagged!!

chan

-Very comforting and helps ease you into it, doesn’t tease you but gets a bit giggly at your antics

-“y/n, baby, you’re just going for a quick shot!” and he’s holding your hand while you’re sitting on the cot and rambling in order to distract yourself from the overly sterile room and how you feel so incredibly cramped with the smell of alcohol filling your nose

-rubs your shoulders and brings you cute bandage and a sticker for a good job

-immediately praises you for being so brave and it’s half mocking/babying but also he is very proud that you did it!

-gets you food afterwards and tells you that you did great, honestly 10/10 he’s like a comfort dog while you’re there

lee know

-insistent and a bit stern that you go to the doctor’s office because of some issues that can’t be treated with just some advil and hot tea

-he’s not very emotionally in touch with your worries?? more he’s trying to give you a practical approach so you realize that logically this is for your own good

-“don’t worry, I’ll be there the entire time,” and “you’ll be fine, better than throwing up every morning right?” and it’s comforting in his own little way

-kisses your forehead and holds your hand, rubbing the back of it with his thumb in order to show you he is there

-kinda an ass afterwards LOL “was it so bad?? gawd🙄” and is so sassy about it but he gets you a sweet treat and is smiling

-feels like a proud parent teehee, but he won’t properly admit that

changbin

-rambles to distract you, which isn’t very comforting when you’re at the doctor for some repeated headaches but you appreciate the effort

-“i was at the gym yesterday and there was this guy right?? And he was posing in the mirror and I was like oh makes sense, yknow, people do that but I looked and saw-“

-probably strikes up friendly conversation with the nurse/doctor to make the atmosphere a little less tense

-is so annoying afterwards where he’s like taking a video of you and is like “yaaay baby survived their doctor’s visit!!” and you are not amused but it was somehow tolerable with him by your side

-“dw babe you know I’ll always be there to protect you from evil doctors” “you nearly died from a heart attack because of a bug in the bathroom” -_-

hyunjin

-brings you something to mess with, a sketch pad, fidget toy, or whatnot to distract you or at least let out some of your anxiety

-not going to outright comfort you about it, but he’ll periodically ask “you ok?” while you wait

-inside he holds your hand the entire time, scrolling through his phone while you get examined, he’s v nonchalant but mainly because he doesn’t want to embarrass you in public

-afterwards tho he’s all over u!! kissing ur cheek and praising you for doing so well and then immediately getting you some food as a reward

-he gets it can be even an even more anxious situation if he starts being overbearing and gathering attention by babying you a bit, so he’ll reassure you privately lol

han

-makes it so incredibly fun !!

-it’s difficult to relax so why not put your anxious energy into smiling or enjoying yourself??

-watches funny videos on his phone with you, plays with the little toy sets that are in the waiting room, makes fun of a rude patient talking off to a nurse…

-it’s hard to think about how you scared you were when you couldn’t stop smiling and giggling at your boyfriend’s antics

-sits on the cot with you and points out details about the room, if you familiarize yourself with a place maybe you won’t be so scared?

-he’ll do anything to make sure all that fear goes into a waaaay better emotion to get you through this doctor’s visit

felix

-drags you out the door to the doctor

-“love, it’s a doctor’s visit, you’ll be fine!!” and he takes the “it’s for your own good approach” but more reassuring than lee know

-tries to compare it like a cute little couple outing to make it seem less intimidating but lowkey might get caught up on his phone and forget you’re shaking in your boots and his neck snaps with how fast he looks to you to make sure you’re not freaking out too badly

-“can we both get stickers??” and he’s just giggling while putting an Elmo sticker on you while he gets Cookie Monster

-you being nervous makes him nervous so honestly it’s best to get out of there as soon as possible LMAO

-“well!! at least we got lollipops :D”

seungmin

-laughing at you, a bit of an asshole but only so he can lighten the tension a bit

-if your anxiety is more severe he’ll wind it down and try talking you through the process by just rambling as well, making sure you don’t have to be alone with your thoughts for too long

-messes around with some stuff and probably ends up dropping something and apologizing to the nurse profusely, was it a bit he set up to make you laugh?? the world will never know

-“if you think about it, you could take a doctor in a fight I think” and you’re just ??? while he’s smiling “yea you could take a doctor in a fight”

-probably says something like “as long as I’m here you’ll be okay,” and it’s very casual but it’s also very sweet because he does genuinely mean it

jeongin

-“listen listen listen, when’s the last time someone died at a hospital??” “say that again but slowly”

-tries to proove to you that it isn’t that bad by being reasoning with you, but once he realizes that you just need him to be there he’ll gladly be there

-stretches his arm to hold your hand while you sit on the cot and he sits on the plastic chair, occasionally rubbing circles on the back of your hand

-shows you really stupid memes on his phone or tik toks to make time go by quicker so it doesn’t feel like you’re trapped there for a long time

-“I kinda wanna get my blood pressure taken too, it seems like such a comforting squeeze and it holds you so securely…” “trade places with me then??”

-gets you a meal afterwards and is all smiles from then on, praising you for getting through it

[mrs-monaghan]

ppl are already saying Jikook don't see each other because of their hug and what they said in the Hobi's enlistment video that just came out, even though jk literally visited him a couple days ago in his rehearsals.

jimin joked around and asked jk if the smell of alcohol was coming from him or jk, and jk laughed and said it was him, and then they hugged like that. SO cute and so familiar with each other! and when Jimin arrived, Jk reached out to him, but then Jimin didn't notice and went to hug hobi first.

From what I got, but I could be wrong since we don't know anything ofc, but it sounded like they might have been drinking together and now Jimin is like who's smelling like alcohol?? it's another one of their inside jokes, but ppl are already like oh they def don't see each other.

Maybe they haven't seen each other in a little while because Jk went to Coachella, but people are acting as if they're becoming strangers to each other or something.

Anon. Let them act up. Let them cry. This isn't new. It always happens when Jikook have wholesome or any type of moments really. Dw about them. We know what we know. Also Jimin did notice JK because when he said his back hurts he was looking right at his man 🥺

And JK ready to make him feel better like he's used to doing 🥺🥺 he was ready to massage his baby and make the boo boo go away 😭😭

And yeah, them not knowing who between them smells like alcohol definitely means they were drinking together

Then couple that with the fact that Jimin was limping, 🤭🤭

Seems to me like he went to see JK's cat and took up JK's ramen invitation. 😏😏

Jikook are closer than ever. Nothing has changed. Let them keep crying. They're starved of content that's why. Meanwhile I'm just gonna be here feeling so damn full man. Anon, help!

[mariailoveyou-guerin]

so #GoldenGlobe were today and let’s get into it how did wicket get box office over insideout2 let’s be fr it’s participation trophies bc some of these winners ain’t it and I’m like yall just giving to everyone there in most of these #GoldenGlobes2025 Demi over Cynthia be serious

but Adrian Brody now that’s a man that deserved it, he so talented youngest Oscar winner for a reason! Jolie losing (idk the winner so can’t speak on it) but Angelina losing Demi zoè winning okay 😂 sure #GoldenGlobes also Jessie losing but Stan winning it’s just popularity for

the moment like what’s happening only Jolie Adrian categories was given to deserved winners Emilia winning over a real pain? #GoldenGlobe see what I mean popularity contest in most categories! Cynthia was so robbed bc how did Demi win like Hollywood never stops being predictable

nickel boys robbed but it’s by a deserving movie so it’s fine unlike how wicket won over DW don’t even like the opinions much but it’s said box office it’s clear inside out 2 didn’t see it and know #GoldenGlobes2025 was gonna say mr mrs smith robbed but it’s by shogun so can’t speak

because I haven’t seen it yet and slow horses getting the recognition it deserves love to see it #GoldenGlobe Zoe winning over Felicity in acting category is the biggest joke the others like Ari she’s but F be so fr in acting woman cant even act she’s just like Z their token

they love to token a mixed girl who’s name starts with a Z, so I was right not seb being in 2 things alt why had to give for one of those performances #GoldenGlobes2025 makes sense they was just nominating anyone in that category Timothy Daniel seb 😂 ofc Adrian won easy by a

land slide because his only competition was Coleman/Ralph but their movies didn’t get as much attention/buzz I believe! #GoldenGlobe why is Emilie nominated for foreign but also other categories and winning in both? N 💰 so you telling me Kieran won over Denzel but Jessie didn’t

Over Seb and that’s how you know it’s joke because what? how did kieran in over Denzel unserious award show! At least I know he talented so not mad about but it’s just cuz of succession buzz from last year #GoldenGlobes2025 nothing more it’s so obvious bc over DW Edward Jeremy

A real pain getting snob but somehow Kieran the only time it wouldn’t be a snob wins? make it make sense? #GoldenGlobe challenge for score sure if u say so? when so many options love participation trophy show! I’m sorry but her hacks gone they only giving that show these awards

bc of the woman whom they all been watching for 50y and it was nice first 2 seasons but now it’s been idk I feel like 5y even ted the bear or Barry didn’t get that nor abbot succession ended that’s why it stopped winning but rest was fair #GoldenGlobe it’s not anymore at least

baby reindeer getting its deserved award #GoldenGlobe looking at the catogtied and it really was yt in everything especially male/female leads except the one category with our token Z girls! fact Eddie got nominated but Lashana didn’t really said 1-2 bw only + the token Z girls

how is lashana not nominated but Eddie was? both were amazing in that show guess they filled their quota for bw nominees but not yt people ones! said yall get 1 viola trophy and go #GoldenGlobe + Jake recognition yes + the insult to Colin like they did Denzel😂but at least he won

why was in same category with Ewan cooper? are they joking? just said popular shows/actors put them there! Lionel still getting robbed for his bear performances now it’s all of them not just him for once #GoldenGlobe my girl Liza Dekota did but he’s by mother Jessica so it’s fine

+ Jeremy didnt his category was easier to win at so not shocked also he deserved not just for this show but his performance as lip was so underrated and he never got the recognition he deserved for that so I’m glad he gets it #GoldenGlobes2025 Lionel will deserve it too them next

now why does every category except comedy look like this? and even then they just gave it to a yt bc of nostalgia most of these really are just that Zoe Demi Jodie Jean ect be make or female they really only gave viola one and said here be happy🥷 #GoldenGlobe #GoldenGlobes2025

[itzleafy]

How am I’m even supposed to choose OMGGG

I Also love the:

“you never let me shine”

“I WOULD NEVER HE.WOULD.NEVER.”

“Snitches get stitches”

"Hard feelings! MASSIVE HARD FEELINGS" -

"Short answer: No. Long answer: Noooooooooooooooooooo”

“We're brothers but honestly it feels like we're roommates”

“What? I can’t joke about the craziest thing that’s have ever happened to us? that’s how I cope “

“GET YOUR MIND RIGTH SON”

“DW DONNIE THIS IS NOT A HUG! THIS IS A RESCUE!”

“AND ITS POISONED”

“I wasn’t sure they knew what a week was”

“Prepare to eateth thy wordss”

“Any…ways”

“Gentleman if you need me I’ll be living inside this cabinet”

“In the middle of our Normal everyday human livesnailedit”

“Wait…you burned me…what’s going on here?”

“I CAN DIVIDE BY BIOGRAPHIES!”

“Oh MY banana pancakes”

“I got big silver, small silver and I can make it Rain copper daddy”

“RAPH STOP EATING THE PLAN”

“OH PLEASE LET ME!”

“If you don’t stop with YOUR MIDDLE CHILD NONSENSE”

“NO ONE FORCED YOU TO DONNIE-“

“I don’t lie! I just hide the truth”

“What it’s “HGSHGSGMM” she’s supposed to say “paper””

“HAAAAACHI MACHI”

“ASTRoNaUtS HeaRD yOu”

“We’ve got a video game to play so vámonos hermanos”

“Yeah, a LiTlle but only because my hand it’s on fire”

“-GASP- FOR DONNIES HONOR”

“WOW I don’t know what this is BUT IT HAS A LOT OF BLINKITY BLING”

“Write it down I said but NoOo thE BrAiN ItS tHe NatUraL nOtEpaD”

“LIKE DUM-DUMS…cuz you’re dumb”

“EHEHE EVIL LAAAHAHAUGTH”

“I REGRET NOTHIIIIIIIIING”

“I just got SEEconD I just got SEEcOnD!”

“Since this is my first time being wrong is it always this scary?!?!”

“But Now, HA HA HA HA HAIM sTuck”

“yoU TrOwEd Me OFF a ROOf!”

“WHYY PIZZA SUPREME IN THE SKYYYY”

“Oh! it’s this Tehiti? The allow me to make an sand Angel in this lovely soft wooden sandAuch-“

“Funny how Raph always starts against mister only chooses scissors”

“AVENGE MEEEEE”

“Why do you sound like you’re reading?”

“And now we know for sure”

“-GASp- MY EYEEEEEES”

“I’m fine just getting the pants scared off of me in my pillow fort”

“everybody! Suck it!”

“HA HA….you are not kidding are you…”

“You ruined that woman 95th birthday”

“HERES MY BABY HE LOVES MEMESSS”

“YOU a must learn to use REAL words”

“OH NO A MUTANT! Wait…we’re mutants too, it’s okay”

“Noooo…of course I did…nt”

“MY ANKLE! MY MOMENT!!!”

“Who hasn’t?”

“Nobody freak out! STOP.FREAKING.OUT.DONNIEEEEE”

“You have no idea how hard-Are You Barbecuing the villains?”

“WHATS WITH THE INTERROGATION LEO EVERYTHING ITS FINE I SAID”

“I SWEAR IVE NEVER BEEN TO DALLAS!”

“Is it just me? or lou jitsu was a lot cooler before he was our dad?”

“ I know I say this A LOT about Donnie but…DEMON POSSESSION.”

“….TIME TO PANIIIIIIIIKKKK”

“Yep yep lemon does anger a lot of people”

“LEO! Sacrifice yourself to buy us time!”

“Yeyeye were poor as dirt-“

“Someone could really get hurt on this…LETS SEE HOW FAR IT SWINGS!”

“Oh! I see, you’re full long crazy”

“Can’t we just get new brothers?!”

“I think she’s okay cuz there’s not like…April bits on the ground “

“Oh thank goodness…we were so dead”

“You guys have been training?”

Omg why does Donnie have so much fun daily-life quotes

pls rb for a bigger sample size!!