#he’s also friends with the Degenerate Slytherins but it’s important that reg can hang. he’s pulling bcj by his belt loops out of a dumpster

[foursaints]

wait pleeeaaassssee will you say more about Reggie the water snob is he also an IPA kinda bro or is he strictly into wines that cost more than his house and what would happen if someone tried to offer him, like, a mikes hard lemonade

my reggie is just the poshest boy to ever posh. but it’s made worse by the fact that he escaped and is now attempting to Slum It with his no-longer-quite-ex-brother & friends but he has unbendingly Good Taste in Everything and it just makes him sooo awkward…. james is like seen any concerts recently? and reg is internally traversing the nine circles of hell trying to find a normal response and what leaves his mouth is “i recently… saw…. stravinsky’s rite of spring. at the new york symphony.” and then he’s internally screaming immolating himself while james is like “oh! cool!”

james is the IPA guy but i’m laughing at regulus trying so hard to be chill & casual at the function rattling off his Chummy Society Laugh but he’s still holding the mikes hard pinched between his two forefingers like someone handed him a dirty sock