#he’s SH00K

[mymitochondriaforpresident]

Bury me with this.

[t052ther0b0t]

IM SH00K YALL LIKE THE 0NE I MADE!

S0 herez a sequel

A new empl0yee haz j0ined :)

Puple iz n0w the server!!!

And the 0ther tw0

B0nuz!!

Id like t0 think he cant c00k-

[askthemindelectric]

Oh, no...

God... It hurts so much...

What hurts?

My stomach feels like it's on fire...

(Wait... His stomach is hurting, and he's been very moody recently...) *sh00k gasp*

What? Why'd you gasp?

So... You know how girls get moody every month?

Yeah..?

That's their period. They also get bad stomach cramps and... Um...

[Just now putting the pieces together] Oh. Oh... Oh, no...

[youremyheaven]

Why am I all of a sudden hearing virgo venus men have virgin kink? Isn't it more Martian way of thinking?

all i know is that Purvaphalguni men have a virgin kink<3 idk about other Virgos

if youre a virgo man or if you know any virgo rashi men pls share their sexual nature with us<333

ive always been attracted to Virgos but theyre sooo freaky im scared 😭😭

Martian men are MENACES,,, they love the idea of ruining someone, i dont think they want a virgin per se,, theyll ruin anybody. the baldie was Bharani Sun, Mrigashira Moon and he literally took my clothes off, went down on me and turned me around and ate my 🍑💀💀💀i was sh00k bc it happened so quickly like i thought he was gonna hit it, little did i know he was gonna eat 🍑and just the way he was touching me,,, and saying stuff,, he was sooo DIRTY like i was DISGUSTED,, it didnt feel sexy to me (he couldnt keep it hard bc he was insecure lmfaoooo but thats for another day)

i hate those nasty Martian men,, they're fcked up in bed and will do fcked up shit but they will NOT satisfy you ugh

[talesofthehollow]

Wild how I spent years of my life not hearing Louis Hofmann utter a word of English until now. It’s been two weeks & I’m still *SH00K*, TBH. In my defense, I was knee-deep into my studies @ uni in 2017, so I didn’t have much mental bandwidth to spare for Dark, even though I liked what I saw of the show. So, I set it aside & sort of forgot about it. Fast forward six years later, the ATLWCS trailer pops up on my feed & I recognize the actor who played Jonas in the YT thumbnail, piquing my curiosity. Now imagine that I’ve only ever heard Louis Hofmann speak German, as it didn’t occur to me to look up cast interviews/promo materials when they were right THERE. Silly me, huh? Nothing could have prepared me for the on-point RP in the press. It’s not so much that I’m surprised he speaks well, but what gets me is HOW well. He could easily blend in with the British crowd unless you’re listening closely.

P.S. His current accent & level of proficiency took years of dedication, which I can confirm after going through his interviews over the years. He always had solid foundation, but he improved so much within that time frame.

[shouga-nai]

@wolfkcst said:

☮ = waking them up after a nightmare .  -Kaeya // sh00k (Reversed!)

Send one for my muse’s reaction to your muse — || Accepting!

Kaeya was no stranger to night terrors. So to see someone like Eivor toss and turn while beads of cold sweat formed on their forehead, he couldn't help his concern.

He merely observed at first, not quite sure what course of action he should take. But the moment their state seemed to visibly worsen, as though reaching the peak of the nightmare, a gloved hand instinctively reached out to grab hold of Eivor's shoulder while their name left his lips.

The anxious look in his eye was unmistakable when they opened theirs. And with Eivor awake, he stepped back, placing a flask of water beside them.

He'd allow an awkward moment of silence to pass, seeming to hesitate for a moment.

Normally Kaeya wouldn't be one to pry, but this was the first he'd seen them in such a manner. And he'd be lying if he said he wasn't at all curious. Couldn't be helped with them presently camping out together while on a little spontaneous mission. That, and he gathered some people would find comfort in a listening ear at times like this. Was Eivor the type though...

Wouldn't hurt to ask-

"...Don't suppose you'd care to talk about it?"

[rebeleden]

Watch "R. Kelly's Prison Mate Reveals He Was SH00K When Jay Z Sent G00NS At Him" on YouTube

[clumsysprinter]

And again I am sh00k with euro champs 24 Jappe oh my god wtf man?????? He just gets cuter and cuter

I thought Jasper Philipsen had reached his peak prettiness already but I was wrong, he has never been so cute as he is at the Renewi Tour 2024, it's shocking

[corporatepieceoftrash-blog]

my favorite rethaniel interactions are when nathaniel looks sh00k™️ as he interacts with or thinks about rebecca i swear it’s my favorite thing

[mainveyn]

aran call sunarin by his first name. ARAN CALL HIM RINTAROU!!

[craftgamerzz]

Look what you did, @actually-a-menace >:0

[mymitochondriaforpresident]

can’t wait to find my own himbo to lock down so we can finally use these

matching icons for you and the classmate you don’t have a crush on

[just-a-creep-babe]

I would just like to share that I do not follow tim sutton on tumblr, but his blog was just recommended to me because it’s “like just-a-creep-babe.”

[gunsatthaphan]

I AM SCREAMING KhaiThird in the tol special 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 they were so soft I can’t

YOU AND ME BOTH ANON. Their communication was so good and they were so loving and affectionate!Khai absolutely killed me dsjkhf. It’s so nice to see how even with his past still kind of lingering, they work so well together and Khai is still trying so hard to make Third happy because of that. And Third saying "I want to understand you you so that we can be together forever” had me 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭 I’ve never been softer sdfjkh

xxx

[youremyheaven]

long time ago i used to have a crush on a guy who was a twin, and i recently found out that he works in real estate and his twin who has a degree in anthropology, is currently unemployed. i always thought it would be the other way around and im so sh00k that my crush turned out to be the one with a white collar job

[arteagah]

HH: c-u-ñ-a-d-o

Wow... Justo cuando pensaba que nadie querría estar con mi hermano, me llevo este tipo de sorpresas...