#he’s 🌽 to me half the time

[solarwynd]

It really is irksome how jk constantly mentions jm in his lives. And yes they’re friends he can do that, but that’s not inherently the issue. He mentions other people and genuinely has a story, something worthwhile to tell about them or their times together, but everytime he mentions jm it’s: should I? maybe I could, do you guys want me to?

like these really inane bait responses to these trivial questions he could’ve just scrolled past. literally the personification of the “😏” emoji. It just comes off as pandering to me and all it does is draw jm hate.

[dumbbitchgalore]

Blowjobs with Single Dad!Price 🍆 (🌽 link)

John is absolutely depraved and desperate to ruin a pretty little thing like you. He resisted you for so long, but he could only resist so much. He fucks your face when the kids are asleep. He takes you to the bed that he and his ex-wife used to sleep and and trains you, ruins you for him.

You'd be stripped naked, eyes half-lidded as you wait for your instructions. John settles in bed with his boxers off as you crawl into bed in between his legs. Kissing up his burly, hairy thighs, you make your way to his glistening, touch-starved cock. Tongue poking out, you lick the slit on the tip of his cock, gathering his salty pre-cum on the tip of your tongue. Moaning softly, you savour his taste gradually getting drunk on the idea of being used by him.

Licking a long from the base of his cock to the tip, you make your way down once again peppering it with kisses, saliva coating every inch of it. A breathy cock-drunk chuckle leaves your mouth as you begin to suck his balls one at a time earning a shuddering groan from John. 

While you take your time savouring his fat balls, John grabs the back of your head pulling back to his cock, forcing your head down without a single warning. Your eyes roll to the back of your head as you gag on his length. 

“Play stupid games, win stupid prizes, Birdie. Think you can get away with teasing me, hm?” His raspy voice makes it to your ear, moaning around his member. 

Trying to look up at him through glisten eyes, John once again forces his cock down your throat slobbering all over it like a bitch in heat. He hits the back of your head a few times making sure the tip hits the back of your throat causing you to gag louder.

John lets out a grunt of disapproval as he hears you get louder, pulling you off his cock giving you a chance to breathe properly. Face flushed, eyes glazed over in bliss, your lips glistening with spit as it trails down your chin and onto your tits, you look at him doe-eyed and remorseful. 

“The kids are bloody sleeping in the other room.” He scowls at you.

Before you could mutter an apology, John shoves his cock back into your mouth all the way down to the hilt as you nuzzle your nose into the end of his happy trail, this time quieter and more dutifully. 

 “Well done. You’re learning fast, Kiddo.”

[rising-starrr]

Ride him till he cries ! — Choso Kamo

warnings: soft dom Choso, riding him, reverse cowgirl, beginning to tear up, pet names; baby, my love, love-making, breast grabbing, slight somnophilia(?)

riding him first thing in the morning !/🌽 link

Choso Kamo

You were dating Choso, and with him being half human, half curse, he didn’t understand most things that humans did. Like when you did your facemask, or skin routine in general, he was always confused.

He would normally participate in your routines, to get the feeling of something new that he's never experienced. There would even be times where he'd try to make up his own routines to match yours.

He thinks it's out of love and affection, because coming from him, it most definitely is out of love and affection. He loves you so much and needed to be by your side.

Well, now he was asleep in your shared bed, while you were taking a shower, humming as you got out and discovered your baby was still asleep.

You'll wake him up with something special, and maybe even a breakfast later on. You hum, knowing you'll have to take another shower, but you'll be able to take it with him!

You hum as you put on your pajamas, seeing him slowly waking up, meaning it's time for your plan to begin. You know the pajamas you had on, are Choso's favorite pair.

You hum as you crawl on top of him. He doesn't realize that you're on top of him. Well not yet of course, you hum as you pull his boxers down.

You sit there to admire his cock for a moment before turning around so your back was facing him, moving your shorts and underwear over. He hums as he looks at you, his eyes barely open as he attempts to process what was going on.

Choso lets out a groan as he feels you go down onto him. His hand travels to your waist, to steady you. You begin to ride him, humming as you placed your hands onto his thighs.

You haven't even noticed that he's really awake, you just thought he was putting his hand on your waist like he normally does when he's asleep.

He was staring at you the whole time you bounced on his dick, you've never done that while he was awake, so what's the occassion now?

He grabbed your waist with both hands, and just controlled the pace as he bounced you on his dick.

He winced as he threw his head back, whimpering as he continued to bounce you on his dick, you finally realized that he was awake, so you decide to take advantage of the situation.

Placing your hands onto his, and began to bounce on him faster, and harder, allowing his tip to hit your cervix.

His eyes became teary as you continued bouncing, you look back to see his tears, slightly worried you stop, as you move yourself off him and cup his face. “Cho, baby are you okay?”

You questioned, wiping his tears as you kissed his forehead. He nodded as he looked at you. “You didn't get to cum - 'M sorry baby, can I make you cum still?” He asked, looking down at your hips.

“When I get back home, we can have all the time in the world for you to make me cum baby, I love you” You murmur, as you lay on his chest. He kisses your forehead and mutters a soft 'i love you' back.

[konigsblog]

the type of morning sex you have with könig (🌽 link)

“You’re so beautiful, little one. So irresistible.” König's voice is quiet and seductive, sending shivers down your spine at his hot breath against the back of your neck and the gravelly, low, and tired sound of his voice.

He's always so needy in the morning, his crave for your sweet touch and words intensifying as he gazes upon you, admiring your naked figure, half-covered by the bedsheets. You do it on purpose, sleeping bare to rile him up and leave him complaining about his morning wood, to mock him for being so greedy and attention deprived.

König's dick swells with lust at the sight of your glossy cunt. Your nipples are hard and perky as the cold breeze slips through the open window, with your pussy becoming wetter when König humps your tight hole desperately, giving you his best puppy eyes in an attempt to convince you. “Bitte, Liebling...”

He feels ashamed for being so desperate all the time, he feels as if he's constantly bothering you for sex, obsessed with the pulsing sensation and the soft and smooth texture.

Since meeting you and becoming your boyfriend, his sex drive has gone through the roof. He wants to blame you, but it's all because of his lack of control, the undeniable urge to take you whenever he can. König grabs you and holds you close to his chest. You're sitting on top of him with his arms holding underneath your knees, his well-built hips angled to push his slick, hard cock inside your gummy walls. Your grip König's face and kiss him all over lovingly, cooing at him for being so horny while he rolls his eyes at your playfulness and sinks deeper into your warm walls.

Your cunt is dangerously addictive, like a drug to König. You moan out blissfully and bite your bottom lip before pressing your lips against his at the stretch. Your core tightens and you arch your back as you become delirious, your fingers tangled in König's locks of auburn hair, making out with him messily through the pulsing pleasure. König bucks his broad hips into you and groans into your lips, sucking on each other's tongues while listening to the sound of the birds whistling outside, along with the sound of his heavy balls smacking against your tight rear with each deep thrust. “Scheiße, you drive me crazy, Mäusi.”

It's König's favourite way to start his day; fucking you until you're breathless. Although, König won't let you go until noon, when you're aching with his load spilling out of your aroused cunny.

[thebisexualdogdad]

I need more OF model/🌽⭐ Jason Todd in my life

Maybe comfort fix where he tells the reader about his job after they've been dating for a while and he's pleasingly surprised that the reader is very supportive and curious??

Jason Todd x Male!reader

*chase stobbe used as fancast*

● it was a pleasant surprise when Jason realized you had no idea who he was

● usually when he went out on dates it was with people who were a little too into his job

● and they mostly just wanted the bragging rights to say they fucked a porn star

● or it was the complete opposite once people found out what he did for a living they judged him for his career

● he really liked you, like… really liked you

● so he decided to avoid telling you the total truth by saying that he worked in the photography world afraid that it would scare you off

● which to be fair he did have tons of camera equipment around his place making it believable

● maybe photographers didn't often have penthouses in one of the most expensive buildings in Gotham but you figured he just came from family money

● it's about two months in when he can't keep the secret anymore

● you're walking through gotham park when he sits you down on a bench

● "Y/N there's something we need to talk about"

● "Jay are you breaking up with me?"

● "no, no that's not it, I just need to tell you what I really do for work"

● he then explains everything including how he and his co stars regularly get tested and take every precaution they can so you have nothing to worry about in that department and again is surprised when you aren't upset

● the questions you ask him come from a genuinely interested perspective and not one from judgment at all

● "so are you really okay with all this? I was afraid you were the one would want to break up with me"

● "Jason thank you for being honest with me and I want you to know that I fully support you"

● he is so relieved when he hears you say that

● you go back to his place and he shows you some of his content (which you can't lie was hot as all hell)

● and Jason is so happy when you ask if you could watch him make content some time (which the idea of that also turned him on)

● when Jason goes public with your relationship of course there's mixed reactions

● on one side you have people now judging you for dating someone like Jason

● and then the other half are jealous that you get to date Jason (let's not forget people know exactly how big he is and how good he is in the bedroom plus the numerous toys sculpted after him and you get the real thing whenever you want)

● you love helping Jason taking photos and videos for his solo stuff

● and occasionally you get to be there when he films his collab videos

● and if you are comfortable enough maybe even staring in some content with him

[smolcinnamonchipmunk]

I’ve only recently thought of this but I’ve personally never seen anyone do like, a giant naga and a Cervitaur (deer centaur). Just imagine it. Maybe have like a game they play together when both of them are bored is for the naga to chase the Cervitaur. Honestly I would love to ramble of the scenarios I’ve cooked up but I wouldn’t want to bore you and this ask is long as it Hehehe

- 🌽 anon

Ps: this isn’t related to the ask but I’m told that sometimes I act like venti sometimes. Just thought id share :3

(I always love nagas and I made a cervitaur sona YEARS ago, so perfect combo! Here's a naga trying to bask and a cervitaur bothering him because every character I make is either sad or a menace.

Also, I took a very lengthy and startlingly in depth Genshin Impact character quiz and got Albedo. Do with that information what you will, lmao.

Also, also, feel free to ramble! I always love reading how creative people are here!)

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TW/CW: Just G/t

“Lazarus!” They called out, stotting towards the largest predator in the forest. Who was currently basking on a stretch of dark stone that had already melted the first inch or so of snowfall of the season that showed up in the night, making it the warmest spot within a mile probably.

They saw a section of ombre blue coil twitch ever so slightly at their call, the sound of a soft groan joining the small movement. It wasn’t long before a humanoid torso larger than them pushed itself up to blearily look around with green eyes. Cat-like slits narrowed onto them and a gaze that would likely have naturally left many cowering only made their tail wag for a second, slowing to a light trot up to the naga.

A black tongue that faded to pink flicked out of the nagas mouth as he tasted the air briefly, greeting, “Yew.”

“Whatcha doing,” the cervitaur asked rhetorically, knowing that he had been warming up in the morning sun. And, as they jumped up to balance on top of his rather large tail, he read their emotions pretty easily. The tail beneath them twitched slightly to the side to jostle them a bit, making them yelp. The sound elicited a chuckle from the naga.

“Feeling bored, are you?” Lazarus questioned back, tongue flicking out again as he resettled his head back on crossed arms. His coils shifted slowly and carefully to use the tip of his tail to prod at their side. He snorted as they batted it away. “No,” Yew immediately replied on instinct. They paused and fidgeted with their hands a bit as they sheepishly amended, “I mean.. Well, yeah, I’m a bit bored… the first snow has put everything in a sluggish state and I already collected the last of the berries around.”

The naga hummed, tilting his head slightly. “And you're not sluggish as well?”

“No,” they sighed, absentmindedly scraping their hoof on the scales beneath them lightly. “I’m restless and Espen said he was too busy already preparing for winter to make time to hang out.” “He’s more warm-blooded than me.”

“That’s what I said,” Yew huffed, crossing their arms as the duo talked about their ursine friend. “I didn’t really feel like hanging by the side of the river while waiting for him to fill up his fish basket, the river water is freezing today.”

“I imagine,” Lazarus chuckled. He shifted so that he lifted his head from his crossed arms and gently poked at their side with a dark blue claw this time, green eyes glinting in the sunlight. “I’m going to go ahead and guess that you’re probably here to either bother me from my basking with chatter or that you want to play.”

“Well, it sounds childish when you put it like that,” they didn’t flinch from the sharp digit that brushed against their furry-halfs ribs, simply huffing and giving him a disgruntled pout that probably just proved his point. “But, yes, I was hoping to do something together.”

The naga actually laughed slightly at their response and pulled his hand back. With a small grunt of effort he pushed himself off the stone to take the weight off his arms, reaching out and scooping up his smaller companion in his claws off of his tail. 

Yew didn’t squirm or struggle as the claws closed in and folded their legs beneath them to make it easier for him to hold them in his palms that didn’t involve them struggling with balance. They waited patiently the few seconds it took for him to lower his hands from his tail level and tilt his hands down, letting themself slide off his hands slightly before getting up and hopping down, hooves clattering a bit on the stone as they landed.

“How about a chase then, hmm?” Lazarus asked, reaching up and stretching his arms over his head as the cervitaur turned back to face him. “Burn that energy out of your system.”

“Yes!” Yew jumped slightly in place, excited at the thought of a game so much that their tail wagged again. They knew that he could catch them easily with a powerful burst from his tail, but they also knew that he enjoyed these sorts of games as well. They hopped from hoof to hoof giddily, asking, “Five seconds, like usual?”

“Sounds good to me,” the naga finished stretching. A few audible pops and cracks made Yew’s ears twitch as he rolled his shoulders, looking down with mischievous eyes. “Run.”

Yew happily pranced in place for a moment before whirling around and bolting into the trees. They didn’t hear Lazarus count down and he didn’t need to, they were already counting down in their head. And, as they mentally went from one to zero, they heard the distant shift of scales against stone and the exclamation of ‘Here I come!’.

They couldn't help but glance behind them, letting out a yelp that was the result of instinctive panic at seeing a giant naga slithering towards them and playful giddiness that made the end turn into a bit of a laugh.

For over half an hour Yew was chased by Lazarus. They leapt over fallen trees and rocks that his powerful tail easily crushed or swept aside if he didn't feel like slithering around them. He'd occasionally block them with his tail, but they'd either leap over it or flip around to run in the opposite direction. They felt the rush of wind sometimes as he playfully missed grabbing at them. It was only when their pace flagged noticeably that he decided that the game had gone on long enough.

“Getting tired?” Lazarus asked, slithering around to block the cervitaurs current trajectory.

“Not at all,” Yew replied, lying through their teeth. They reared back as a wall of scales shifted in front of them, too close to even try jumping over. Sides heaving, they glowered at their larger friend, wheeling around to start bolting in the opposite direction. But another coil of his massive tail was already there to block them off. Indignant at being corralled they grumpily exclaimed, “Hey! You’re not playing fair!”

“And you’re lying,” the naga hummed as he shifted his coils enough to gently curl around the cervitaur. Yew let out a disappointed groan as the walls of scale around them easily shifted their small form and coiled around them, the cool scales feeling like a relief against them after the running roundabout they’d just had, even as they were lifted up to the nagas awaiting hands. As the coils loosened and his claws scooped them up again, they crossed their arms over their chest. “Even if I am lying, it’s still not fair.”

“Think of it as repayment for interrupting my bask,” Lazarus’s tongue flicked out, everything shifting as he started to slither back to the dark stone from earlier. 

“Yeah, yeah.”

The duo hadn’t really wandered off incredibly far and it didn’t take much time for him to take them from slightly snow covered grass and dripping trees back onto the warmer stone clearing he’d been laying in earlier.

[dbfandom]

Alright, characters and emojis.

As you know, the Japanese fandom really likes to use symbols to talk about characters, it's a way to code the language without showing up in search functions. These are usually used for shipping, but not always.

Some characters are more obvious than others, but for those who may seem a little far reached, I will write a small explanation.

Some are established fanon-accepted, but they're not really strongly claimed, so some artists will use the same emoji for different characters. (And as always if you like what I’m trying to do, consider buying me a drink or a doujin with ko-fi) (twitter version btw)

So here's my list for Dragon Ball (🐉) :p

Saiyans and half-saiyans:

Goku: 🥕 (Kakarot -> carrot) or 5️⃣9️⃣

Vegeta: 🥗

Broly: 🥦

Raditz: 🦔 (the hedgehog hair lol)

Turles: 🥬(Tullece -> lettuce) or 🍎 (because of the fruit obviously)

King Vegeta: 👑 or 🔱 (they aren’t super common)

Bardock and his squad: no established emoji that I've noticed, but 🍅 should be for Toma (Tora in English). 🌿 should be for Fasha (Selipa in Japanese, which are the syllables for parsley (pa-se-ri). I’ve seen someone use 🦀 or 🩸 (the headband) for Bardock.

Gine: 🧅 I’ve seen this one once!

Cumber: 🥒

Caulifla: I haven’t seen an established one that, but 🔥 works for her hair.

Kale: 🥬

Cabba: 🥬 yes Cabba (cabbage) and Kale (.. kale lol) share the same emoji. Context!

Gohan: 🍚 ("fried rice" as lunch; the term rice is used as a way to talk about the entire meal, even if it does not contain rice); for Future Gohan, you'll find it with the kanji 未 mi, from mirai (future). 5️⃣8️⃣ sometimes too. Add in 🐺 for the beast version!

Goten: 🍤(TENpura) sometimes 5️⃣🔟. Tenpura (tempura) is a type of fried food, and it's used for Goten because (go)ten(pura) (he's nicknamed "ten" by Trunks).

Trunks: 🐯(tora(nkusu); Tora means tiger); for Future Trunks, you'll find it with the kanji 未 mi, from mirai (future).

Bra: 👙 usually. Sometimes 👸

Pan: 🍞 (bread, obviously)

Earthlings:

Chichi: 🥛🍼(her name means milk; both are used)

Ox King: 🐂 (only seen it once, but that’s because I don’t see many drawings of him lol)

Bulma: 🩲(bloomers) but she sometimes gets 💙

Yamcha: 🐺 (wolf techniques)

Krillin: 🌰 (kuririn -> chestnut). Marron sometimes gets the same emoji

Videl: 😈 (Videl -> Devil)

Mr Satan: 🥇or 🏆. He’s the world champion!

Tenshinhan: 👁️

Chaozu: 👲(not super common but I did see it twice)

Launch: 🔫 but I’ve also seen 🎭

Roshi: 🐢

Farmer with a power level of 5: 🌽

Uub: I did see 🌴 used ONE TIME..

Maron: 🩱 I’ve seen it once.

Androids/Artificial humans:

Android 16: 1️⃣6️⃣ or 🤖

Android 17: 1️⃣7️⃣ or 🤖

Android 18: 1️⃣8️⃣ or 🤖

Cell: 🦗 grasshopper or cicada due to his first form. 🆑 and 🧬 have also been used.

Android 21: 🧁

Gammas: 1️⃣ / 2️⃣ or 🍓 (ichigo which is also number 1) and occasionally Γ or γ sometimes (not emojis but still lol)

Aliens:

Piccolo: 🅿️ or 🍏 (he gives apples to Gohan early on). ピ is also super common (it’s the first katakana of his name), but it’s not an emoji. 🍊 for orange piccolo obviously.

Nail: 🐌

Dende: 🫑 or 🌱 (seen it once..)

Frieza: ❄️ I’ve seen this one a couple of times. 🧊 and 🥶 are sometimes used too, for him, King Cold or Cooler.

Tapion: 🗡️

Gods and Kais:

Zamasu:🍵 (the tea he drinks)

Goku Black: 🌹 (a rose by any other name..)

Chronoa: 🕛 or any alternative like⌛️

Shin: 😏 I’ve seen this one used twice, but nothing definitive.

Fusions:

Gotenks: 👻 has happened a couple of times; (Ry has told me 🍩 is also used)

Gogeta: 🥐 (because of the jacket)

Vegito: 🍬 (because he's the strongest candy in the world in the Buu Saga).

Merged Zamasu: 🌀or ❇️

Kefla: 💥 (seen it a few times but not definite either)

Others:

Buu: 🍫

Janemba: 👺 (not super common)

Beerus: 🍺

Whis: 🥃 (😇 has also been used it seems)

Champa: 🍾 or 🥂

Special thanks to Whirly for nudging me to compile further and to Popo and the twitter folks for using those emojis religiously haha

[poetthewriter]

Hi! I'm not sure if you're taking requests or not but I had an idea! Would it be possible to do a bdubs x reader oneshot? Just some fluff or HCS will do! <3

Ello I would love to write for you this is actually my first request<3 please give me feedback and tell me how i did and how to fix and improve

If you request agian feel free to become someone on my anon list just leave an emoji

𝒜𝓁𝓁ℯ𝓎𝓈，𝓉ℯ𝒶𝓂𝓂𝒶𝓉ℯ，ℴ𝓇 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝓉𝓃ℯ𝓇𝓈

𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬=𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐬&𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐰𝐬🌶🥕🌽

limited life : Bdubs x reader

Here we are again, three hearts stain my arm and a clock on my communicator set to twenty four hours starts counting down. we once again stand in a circle and on the count of three we all run away from spawn, cowering around the area I pick up food, sugarcane and herbs along with an abundance of items that I will be sure too use later on. the whole server will be sure to team up with people soon so I better start looking out for who will be my ally's and enemies for this run through, my first thought is Bdubs as hard as it is to remember certain things about the last seasons I always remember Bdubs and how he has been loyal and kind to me even if I haven't been on his team so after I go mining he will be the first I search for.

17 diamonds, about a stack and a half of iron aswell as 33 gold is quite a good turn out for only a half an hour of my time and its certainly enough for a chest plate, a pair of nice new pants, and a sword. while I was in the caves a message had popped up on my communicator saying that Scott had killed Skizz and that another boogieman would be chosen so on my way out I better be sure to watch out and make sure that I stay weary of the people I keep around me, finally I can leave the caves to find my hopeful ally or maybe even teammate, as I reach me final steps I hear a voice above me as I lay on the grass, my eyes shoot open and I zip right up off the ground to look at who's talking to me.

"Timmy. . ."

"AHAHAHA WHAT HAPPEND TO YOUR HAIR" I yell out giggling at Timmy's slicked back hair, Tim's face changes as he looks down, an annoyed face covers him before speaking to me.

"what are you laughing at Y/n" he mumbles as Grian and Joel come behind him wearing matching outfits before I can say anything to them a message pops up again.

Skizzleman was slain by Bdoubleo100

shock covers all our faces again as we realize Skizz is now on around nineteen hours of time left, the boys stand there a little longer as more chats pop up including one saying "rematch at spawn NOW" typed by Skizz.

yells and chants are heard across the server and no one is in sight I run to the fight happening on the mountain as the suited man swings one last time before Bdubs falls to the ground and disappears, reappearing a few meters away from the fight circle. skizz walks towards the revived boy and starts attacking him again swinging and punching trying for even more hits but then i see skizz pull out a sword, it shimmers as he lifts it up and i run towards them slidding down just blocking the sword from hitting bdubs, i push skizz away well bduds clings and falls to my back i turn around and grab him running away well leading him to a little den in the hills of a meadow, I lay him down agianst the dirt and stone walls of cave and look around the land for crops and flowers to use in helping him.

red bloody cuts covered in yarrow to stop the bleeding as well as many other herbs and flowers blended nicely are now placed in a pot with boiling water over a hot seeping fire, a wooden tray with fresh honey, sugar and butterfly pea flower petals lays beside me and I start to place pieces of ice from a few biomes over on Bdubs bruises, he slowly shivers awake. I can see that he is looking at the moss bed and rhubarb leaves under the spot he lays and I now see him look at me, his eyes look confused and they shine at me I feel as if he is speechless at the moment.

he starts to lean towards me and he pulls me into one of the most heart felt and strong hugs I've ever been given he just lays his head into my shoulder, "thank you" he whispers, I just sit there hugging him back I don't exactly know what to do but I just cant seem to let go something just feels familiar.

"I was trying to find you, I just knew I needed someone like you on my team but I didn't expect to find you like this" I say quietly while chuckling but he still doesn't look up.

a few minutes go by and we finally get up and start walking around the forest as the sun slips away from the sky, we talk and talk about what ever we can including the odd days in this game and how its different then the other seasons as well as our ally's and who we might be able to trust, soon enough everything goes quite and he starts up again in a different tone.

"i was looking for you"

we continue walking but he just looks at me, why me? why was he looking for me? did I do something? I question and wonder off into my thoughts but I snap back when he hands my a tiny bouquet of wild flowers

he slowly looks down and starts to slowly talk again "i feel this way every season... i always want to be around you. its like i NEED to be around you even if we are not teamed". he spits as he tucks himself in to his sweater all embarrassed.

"really?" I just question I feel a little rosy as he continues to ruffle out but I cant help my self but saying that I was looking for him as well.

we sit down at a flowery river side and just look up, "I love you, you know that right? and I think more happened between us in previous games but I don't remember".

"why do you think more happened, what do you think happened between us".

"because I feel as if I love you like your oxygen, you are someone I know even if I cant remember how I know you" i fumble out.

"I think we know each other better then we remember to because I don't think I would want to kiss you if you were just a person I could trust", my heart jumps a little as he turns to me placing his hand behind my ear into my hair and he pulls him self in close to my face, we just lay there and the thing I've been waiting for him to say finally comes out of his mouth.

"want be my partner?"

"of course, lets go home"

[hetadoujinarchive]

first thank you for helping me on this even if we dont find it i will appreciate this for a long time <3

also that fanfic is a bitch and a half to find so im giving you my description from my fog ridden brain

Alfred is reading a teen magazine where a section shows up talking about taste when kissing saying something like your lover should taste like what they eat the most

alfred figures he would taste like burgers and wonders about arthur (idont think theyre dating yet) and guesses he would either taste like tea or burnt scones

arthur comes in and alfred manages to convince him they should make out they do all that and comes to the conclusion he tastes like lemon tea

i think im getting lemon flavored kisses from the old fanfic title it has been easily 10+ years since ive seen the doujin

I've tried all the sites I know but sadly I do not think I can find it 😢

If I ever do run into it tho, I'll try to let you know! (Or post about it on this page haha) If we're lucky, maybe a viewer of this page knows of it too lol

And if you're curious and don't know about it already, the biggest database for hetalia doujins is probably my reading manga, it's a 🌽 site though so I HIGHLY advise using an adblocker. Maybe half or a third of the hetalia djs there btw aren't 🌽. Anyway the second biggest might be yaoi-sei.com, but it's download only. I looked through all the ones on mrm (you can filter by language and character etc) that I thought it might be, but I figure with both sites you might have increased odds yourself as maybe you'll recognize the cover as you scroll. Be warned that mrm has a lot of "problematic" content though. Hope this helps!

[maylorscardigan]

I have loved your take on things until now. how can you openly justify Matty with GG? It’s ok because he was curious? He’s getting off to these women being brutalized and tortured. Do you support him because YOU like doing the same thing? Do you watch it too? Because you must if you think it’s okay. It’s disgusting that you could be okay with it.

I’ve walked away from this anon a few times while writing it because I was ready to blow sky high.

Did you actually read my post? Had you actually gone through it you would have seen where I openly said I was a victim of sex trafficking. So how dare you come here and accuse me of getting off to it or enjoying it. I detest that industry with a passion you could never even begin to understand. It robbed me of my childhood and youth. So do NOT get me started on that.

No. I never said that I supported Matty’s enjoyment of it. I said that he is ONE man. ONE. Do you really think he’s the only responsible for the oh I don’t know… 🌽 hub being more popular than say Netflix in daily/monthly views? Do you think he is the only man responsible for dozens and yes I said DOZENS of videos being listed as “brutal” or “ruthless” or “hardcore” videos having multi-million views on hub? Or even worse… videos with things like “forced” or “r*pe” in the title having millions of views on other sites - sites that are even more popular than hub?

Reality check. He’s not. And if you think GG is as bad as you see on screen - you’re ignorant as hell. I can pull up in a matter of minutes, dozens of videos that make GG look innocent. And that’s BEFORE you even consider how many seemingly “tame” videos let alone more violent ones are actually sexual assaults where the girls are being f*cred or beaten on set. Or the reality that one take for half a scene can mean hours and hours and hours of painful filming and refilming like any Hollywood movie? Where women get threatened to go without pay or get beaten anyway and forced to keep going despite being raw, barely able to move with pain and without eating or fluids.

So don’t come in to my anons and act all high and mighty with me. Don’t even try it.

I am saying that going after one man for the choices he made is not the answer. I can empathize with fans feeling disgusted by it and peoples feelings being hurt and that is completely okay. But again - Matty is ONE person. Millions of people watch these same videos. Most of us have fathers, brothers, husbands, boyfriends, friends etc who do this very type of thing and people would rather bury their head in the sand then to do anything about it.

Did you know that trauma from porn addiction is so common now that there is a special kind of PTSD-like diagnosis for it? Look online on Facebook for instance. There are so many support groups for partners or porn addicts and the stories would crush you. The problem isn’t going to be fixed by hating one man. Take that anger and that rage and go for the source. Fight back.

But the reality is - out of every 100 people bashing Matty for this sort of thing… less then 1 of them will actually do anything to even research the realities of the industry let alone make any movement to change anything. And more then you’d expect will rip Matty apart online then go and watch something on one of these 🌽 sites that they think is perfectly normal when it’s not.

Witch hunt. Plain and simple.

[myastrouniverse]

June/2024🌖♓️I count my blessings, which is why I AM blessed.

🌖 ☸︎ ♂️There are no half measures when we are dealing with catastrophic situations. You are either on the side of life, liberty and justice or you are a murdering psychotic criminal. That about sums up current events.

☿︎🔺🎸 Mascis decorates his home like an old lady. He sits in an old lady chaise lounge with frilly white pillows and a fucking tea table. Oh, Mascis, in near death situations I can always count on your existence to make me laugh. Ha, ha. Hee, hee.

🌖 ☸︎ 🌽 I realize everyone around me is demon possessed.

🌖 < ♇︎ It feels creepy to feel, what feels like a vein collapse inside of you, only you know it is not a vein. Then you pull out the muck from your pours and you try not to think about how and what was there. I’ll never know why.

🌖 ☍🦚 When someone calls and doesn’t speak I wonder if it’s the ghost of Elliott, just to confuse my reality even more. I realize psych ops have their games. It’s the only fantasy that seems to draw me in, so I entertain myself with the thought, because sometimes thinking the thought leads me to learning new things. It’s called meditation.

🌖 < 🦺 I work on healing myself, but I believe I am going to get laid off soon. At least that is the rumor around the psych ops discussions.

🌖 ☌ ♄︎ Healing is slow, again, because I must beg for supplies and time in the bathroom to SAVE MY OWN LIFE. My parents are narcissistic sociopaths with boarderline personality disorder, a common psychosis among children of alcoholics, but often goes untreated. They basically verbally abuse constantly, without realizing what they are even saying. They have no self awareness of the misery they cause everyone around them. They are so toxic, I found people in jail to behave more courteous. I guess I am used to being around abusive people to the point where I barely notice the behaviors. Actually, I believe I have tried to train myself to ignore their behaviors for my own fucking sanity. I am still in training.

🌖 ☸︎ ♅︎ Why can’t we heal our abusive relationships on a global level?

Smokey Robinson & The Miracles - Tracks of My Tears

Crying woman, 1937, Pablo Picasso

[moxfirefly]

May I request for NSFW headcanons for Mikey? (Tmnt)

Thank you!

I think I can do some of those for one of my fave lads so why not. Some additional spicy HC’s about the orange banded lad.

I feel like I’ve tackled the gist of it with him but how about some other scandalous enjoyable things can we discover about it him?

You ever grab this guy by his chain? Uff, you’re in for it.

High key obsessed with having you in his clothes so for sure he will let you borrow his boxers while you’re staying over

It’s been stated that he’s god tier at oral but have we gotten down to the niddy gritty of why? It’s not just for the sake of wanting something his his mouth but Mikey really derives an insane amount of pleasure from going down on his partner. Think about it? Often times he’s reprimanded for not shutting up during missions. And here he is absolutely driving you to the ends of the earth and further, all thanks to his mouth??? Winner winner, chicken dinner. It’s the most intimate act and he’s got court side seats.

Has and will do you in every corner of the Lair, at this point it’s a game. Semi-Public locations get him going so bad. Please expect him to corner you somewhere where you can be caught and that he’ll for sure have his head between your thighs.

The boy eats it all. All from the front door to the back door.

Big on back door fun! But guess what?! You can do all you want to his!

Hooray Peggin!!

Peg him, seriously. Stick a finger in there during a session and watch him lose all ability. He loves it.

Oh makes out’s with him 😮‍💨 best lips in the family. Inherently good at kissing. Homie just knows how to kiss. Goes without saying many a sweet peck with him can and/will end with the two of you dry humping.

Which brings me to: dry humping. Big fan. Loves it. The idea that he can ruin you with clothes on? Fabulous, more please. High on it at 4am trying to sneak back into the Lair and getting rid of the evidence. Homeboy will gladly find himself doing laundry at midnight.

He’s a big “don’t knock it till you try it” guy, so he’ll try whatever you’re curious about at least once or twice. He’s big into pleasing you, half the fun is that honestly.

The man’s will get distracted during it tho, don’t get offended it’s the ADHD. You nudge him in the right direction and y’all should be gucci.

Base off of a prompt and headcanon my bestie @ray-jaykub has, the lad loves to record his activities with you. Naturally if you’re into it of course (CONSENT!!) but if it’s golden and enjoyed than expect him to record all the raunchy and exciting ones for posterity and for the two of you to enjoy later. Astounding at keeping the camera not shakey, wonderful eye for angles, you’re his pretty little 🌽⭐️

Big big big talker, loves to talk you through it. Praises the shit out of you. LOVES to tell you how you feel around his dick, finger etc.

Will push his finger in your mouth if he finishes you and tell you see how tasty you are.

[yup-thats-me]

Timothée Chalamet Instagram au #3

@tchalamet✓

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tchalamet hehehehe(:

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timtimtim Oh, to be y/n!

y/nrules where to order a y/n and Timmy kinda relationship anyone knows?

use156 they still wear face masks! They're still catiuos of the visrus. I love them

yourinstagram people, please wear masks. Safety first!

tchalamet stay safe.

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yourinstagram @tchalamet told me to wear something special tonight. Is this good enough? 😣

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tchalamet if I may interject, I think you look good in just your pj's

yourinstagram oh my gawd 🙈

tchalamet it's true! You do look good in anything and everything 😍

zendaya babe let me tell you, you look as stunning and awesome as always.

yourinstagram thanks, z :)

y/nlover *literally drools looking at the picture*

user50 we stan a shimmery y/n!

timy/n I wonder what he has in store fore her

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tchalamet I've been wanting to ask this question for the past eight and a half years. Y/n, would you do me the greatest honour ever of becoming my very personal chérie? Or as simple the word is, my wife?

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tchalamet GUYS SHE SAID YES!!!

yourinstagram A TRILLION TIMES A YES, BABY!

tchalamet ❤️

yourinstagram love you too bb 😘

florencepugh congratulations you dumbos 🎉😁

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zendaya I'VE BEEN WAITING FOr THIS TO HAPPEN FOR FOREVER! ITS ABOUT TIME! 💜

florencepugh ikr? Timothée took long enough to pop the question

emmawatson congratulations loves. Wish you the very best 💞💐

tchalamet thank you Emma ♥

yourinstagram love you too Emma

user97 EVERYONE CHILL THE F OUT. ITS HAPPENING! IT REALLY IS HAPPENING!.

y/nowesmyheart everyone gather 'round. You're all witnessing the greatest proposal of the century. The best couple ever :")

tomholland2013 Congratulations to you both ❣️

yourinstagram thanks, Tommy(:

tchalamet thanks man

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yourinstagram can't believe this is not a fairytale. Even if it is, please don't wake me up

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tchalamet you're the fantasy I want to drown in

yourinstagram ♥

user30 that is the most beautiful ring I've ever seen

timlover the look in their eyes. They're meant to be together

y/nandtim they're literally soulmates

connangray congratulations y/n and Timothay ;)

tchalamet thanks cornflakes

yourinstagram really Timmy? Cornflakes? Anyways thanks, sweet corn 🌽

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yourinstagram other than being more cuddly, timothée's very fine

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tchalamet what can you say. In my defence I think people will steal my gorgeous fiancé from me 🙄

yourinstagram ooohh fiancé! I like the sound of it ;)

user53 I like how they both have become more cheesy after the proposal

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[familyvideostevie]

🌽 “the day that i met you i started dreaming. now i write them down if i remember in the morning time” from the song kingston by faye webster + steve ? (congrats again, lovely!!)

thanks baby!! faye really knows how to do it, huh <3 this made me think soft and fluffy and sweet (steve always makes me think that way). hope you like this!! ___

Steve pounds down the stairs and into the living room. You're sprawled on the couch, book in hand. He doesn't say anything, just shifts from foot to foot, running his hand through his hair.

"You okay?" you ask. He sighs before making to sit down. You swing your legs off to make room for him and throw his feet in your lap. It's then that you notice he's got one of your notebooks in one hand.

"It was an accident, I swear," he says. "I didn't mean to. I thought I picked up my budget book and wasn't looking so I opened it and started reading and --"

"Steve?" You sit up and scoot closer to him. He hands the notebook to you and you see it's one of the journals you keep on the dresser in your shared bedroom -- your dream journal. "I think I'm missing something here."

"I read like, one paragraph of this. I'm really sorry." He drops his head back on the couch, eyes closed. Does he really think you'll be mad at him?

"Hey, that's okay. Honest. What's mine is yours, right?" You're more than a little confused. Sure, there are some things in here that you don't intend for other people to read when you write them, but it's Steve. You know he'd never snoop on purpose.

"Yeah, but everyone has their own stuff. And I'd never go through your journals." He looks so stressed so you reach out to smooth a hand through his hair.

"Well, did you read anything good in here?" A flush spreads prettily over his cheekbones and he looks at you, half a grin on his face.

"Yeah. Was a dream about me," he mutters, trying not to sound too pleased. You laugh, feeling your own face heat.

"Well, all my good dreams are about you, Stevie. S'why I write them down."

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[bigaladventures]

Day 10 - St Louis MO ➡️ Kansas City MO, 🧭📍 and how I got here.

Monday, September 12, 2022

So flat. So corntastic 🌽

Such was my drive from Chicago to St Louis, and again from St Louis to Kansas City. There were a few more hills, though!

I said goodbye to Jacob after he officially placed the Arch sticker on my Thule memory wall. Then I drove about 3.5 hours and was greeted by cousin Drew (moms side, second cousin - his grandma and my grandpa were siblings. Yes, you may have now noticed, I have tons of cousins!).

Upon arriving in KCMO, Drew immediately whisked me off to pick up some famous Kansas City BBQ for lunch, so the food tour of America continued! It is safe to say this was the best BBQ I ever tasted.

After so many days of nonstop action, it was really nice to spend the afternoon relaxing and catching up with Drew and his awesome wife JJ.

Something I’ve learned already on this journey is that it can’t be go-go-go all the time: travel like this is actually hard work in both planning and execution, and it’s important to take breaks! This stop is going to be a very helpful housekeeping opportunity for me to get last minute gear, service the car, and plan for the next few weeks.

My journey so far:

So it’s official: I am halfway across the country folks, but my trip is only beginning. Cousin Drew commented how Kansas City is really the first city on your way west that feels like you've made it to the west, and I agree.

It's appropriate then that I am about to enter a new phase of the journey now, which is mostly about exploring the natural wonders of the American West!

How did I get here?

I didn't just drive to Kansas City from St Louis. I have been making my way to this moment for 15 years. In the spirit of this moment of embarking on the next phase of the journey, I've been reflecting on how I got to this point.

It all started when I was 18.

Seriously, it did, maybe earlier (I just found a journal I had written when I was a sophomore in high school where I explicitly wrote that I love traveling and I want to visit all of the states by the time I am 30 - a little late but I'm close!). What really triggered my travel bug was when I opted (upon the very progressive encouragement of my awesome parents!) to take a gap year in Israel instead of going straight to college. This was one of the best decisions I ever made. That year I forged lifelong friendships (hi Sara!) and discovered my true love of the great outdoors. At the end of it, I wasn’t ready to stop traveling. I vowed I would take time off after graduating from college to travel again...

Some photos from my gap year in Israel!

My second gap year remained an unrealized dream.

I asked for Rosetta Stone Spanish for a college graduation gift. I started saving. I picked deadlines, but I never followed through on them. My career had taken off like a high speed train and it never felt like the right stop to get off.

I am not complaining at all. I am so unbelievably grateful to have had a wonderful life full of incredible experiences since I returned from Israel 15 years ago. I got an excellent college education, I built a career working on solving a problem I am most passionate about (climate change), and especially since 2016 I was able to make travel a bigger priority in my life. I even launched a nomadic lifestyle last year thanks to my COVID-induced remote work setup.

Some photos from my adventures

Finally this year I was ready to take the leap!

In my heart I could feel that the back half of 2022 was finally time for me to step off the high speed train at the next stop. Sealed, the startup I had helped build for the past 7 years, is in a great position with a great team. I could move on knowing the company was set up for success, and with confidence that with all of the experience I've gained there will be great new opportunities awaiting when I am ready to jump back into working again.

I set a goal to visit all of the US National Parks after I completed a life-changing trek of the Grand Canyon from Rim-to-Rim in 2017. Last year my visit to Yosemite with my cousin Natalie touched my soul so deeply that I decided to gave up my apartment and work towards my parks goal. And then, earlier this year I lived in Encinitas, CA, north of San Diego for 6 weeks, fell in love with surfing, and started planning this trip as my meandering cross-country return journey, visiting as many national parks as I can and people I love along the way.

So now here we are in Kansas City.

Over the course of the next two months (maybe more) I'll be realizing dreams that I've been building for the last 15 years, and experiencing some of the most breathtaking beauty that this delicate planet has to offer. It's hard to express in words how full of gratitude I feel, and how much joy is bursting from my heart. I am keeping this blog so I can share that with all of you: I hope you can all feel it in my energy and my words.

I'm going to take a break from updates while I get ready to go tomorrow. Stay tuned for an update in a few days from Colorado!

[kyousei-a]

     @guraundozero​ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ: ‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉PUSSY😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆DICK🌽 // unprompted

     Genya’s phone buzzes in his pocket during the short lunch (or... dinner?) break he gives himself on patrols, sandwich half stuffed in his mouth as he sits atop one of the many rooftops in his city. Device is fished out of one of many pockets on his hero costume as his meal is placed on the paper wrapping it came in, right next to his helmet.

     Notification read NEW SMS: [ gemg kats 💥 ] and upon opening the message, Genya could only stare in bewilderment. Was this... meant for him? Twelve? No. What the fuck, Katsuki.

     SMS: [ gemg kats 💥 ] wtf is this      SMS: [ gemg kats 💥 ] nvm dont tell me      SMS: [ gemg kats 💥 ] did u send this shit to 12 ppl fr