#he’ll just start purring super loud and end up falling back asleep

[bisexual-bookman]

YOU ARE SO RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SCREAM IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS

Tiny, skinny teenage Beastboy that could never hold any weight cause of his quick metabolism (shapeshifting burns a lot of calories. plus let’s face it, he was a teenager in a house with only other teenagers and no adult supervision, dude probably didn’t have the best diet) hitting puberty late (much to his embarrassment/anger/frustration) and suddenly shooting up a foot and putting on weight OLDER BEASTBOY SHOULD HAVE BODY FAT. HE SHOULD HAVE LOVE HANDLES AND A MUFFIN TOP AND HIS GUT SHOULD HANG OVER HIS PANTS WAISTBAND!!!!!!! He would be like those strongman weight lifters that have a nice healthy layer of fat all over their bodies and you can’t see their muscles until they flex AND HE WOULD ABSOLUTELY BE COVERED IN FUR!!! LOTS OF FUR TOO!!! IT WOULD BE EVERYWHERE!! ARMS. LEGS. FACE. CHEST!!!! (And you know it would be hella soft too) AND HE WOULD ABSOLUTELY GAIN A BUNCH OF WEIGHT WHEN WINTER COMES!!

GIVE ME MIDDLE AGED BEASTBOY THAT HAS FAT THAT HAS FUR AND IS HAPPY ABOUT IT

Too many comic artists draw old Beast Boy as a ripped hunk, like dehydrated Hugh Jackman. It always ends up looking goofy as fuck and ugly to boot. Old Beast Boy should look like a hot-as-hell Big Guy with a huge tummy and a furry body to boot. Because you know that motherfucker would love making stupid puns abt being A Literal Bear.

[issamhysa]

Catboy! Ivar The Boneless would include...

A/N: Yes, this is absolutely fucking wack and makes no sense at all. No, I will not explain. Just take it and go.

Tagging @piratecult​ because this was shameless teamwork. Thank you for indulging in my weird-ass dreams. 

Oh god, he's the worst

The absolute worst

This boy needs attention

All the fucking time

If you take your attention off of him for more than a full minute, he'll start complaining

He has this tendency to sit outside the shower while you're showering

He'll just sit there and scream at you

And then has the audacity to throw a fit whenever you actually bring him in the shower with you

He's an asshole, really

He'll make full eye contact with you as he slowly pushes your favorite vase off the coffee table

That'll teach you to nudge him with your foot when he's in the way

He likes to be tall

So expect to find him sitting on top of your counter

And god forbid you have bookshelves

He can and will knock everything down to make space to sit

How did he even get up there?

Anyway, he'll also lie down on things when you need them

Your sweatshirt, your phone

Your fucking car/house keys

Ivar does this mostly when he knows you need to go somewhere

"Ivar? Have you seen my keys?"

He'll shrug, but will definitely grin when you face away from him

Keep away from corners

Because this fucker will jump at you and knock you over

He does this to your guests as well

Imagine a grown-ass man with cat ears, a tail, and two non-working legs coming at you full speed from a dark corner

It's absolutely terrifying

He likes acting all tough around guests

He stares at them menacingly from his spot next to you

Nobody is allowed to touch you

He'll bat their hands away and hiss

Literally. Fucking. Hiss.

He doesn’t give a fuck who it is

A parent? A sibling? A partner? One of his brothers?

His little bastard hands don’t discriminate

He hates everybody that isn't you

HOWEVER

He will definitely answer to "psspsspss"

He'll be mad about it, but he can't really resist

He sleeps on your bed

He doesn’t care that he takes up most of the space

Ivar tosses and turns and stretches in his sleep

You’re left trying not to fall off the edge of the bed

And if you had a dollar for every time this sleeping shit “accidentally” smacked you in the face while stretching, you’d put Jeff Bezos to shame

Ivar just won't let you fucking sleep

He'll drag himself around the house at 4am being as loud as he possibly can, just to spite you

Also, for your sake, don't fall asleep on your back

Or you'll wake up with this creature crushing the hell outta you while you sleep

Will wake you up if you sleep for too long

He's a KING, for fuck's sake!

Where's his breakfast, Y/N? Step up!

Watches tv shows with you, but is super picky about what he watches

The only thing he actually enjoys watching is that one video of the fish swimming around in the screen

It's his favorite thing

Ahem, anyway

He knows a few tricks

But will only do them if he's promised fish sticks afterward

He's gotten pretty good at balancing little stacks of objects on his head

He'll also help you with chores if it means he'll get his goddamned fish sticks

Do NOT eat near him

He will definitely try to steal something off your plate

You could've sworn you had one last strip of bacon on your plate…

Oh well

For such a messy little bastard, he actually likes being clean

He cooperates when you trim his nails and brush his hair

Ivar pretends to hate it, but you know he likes it

He hates it when you have to study for a test

Because your attention is solely on the book in front of you, or your laptop

So he'll wedge his head between you and your laptop and lie there with his head on your lap

He will not move under any circumstances

He likes it when you pet him, but will definitely bite you every 10 seconds

He purrs real fucking loud

It's his way of telling you that if you stop petting him, he'll make your life living hell for the next three hours

Likes kisses

Kiss him on the forehead or on the top of his head and he won't stop purring

He kisses your cheek in return and it's the cutest thing

5 seconds later, he's nibbling on your finger like an asshole

Like every cat, he has a strange love for boxes

He's a pretty big boy, so he doesn't really fit in them

But that won't stop him from trying

If he can stick his head in it, he's good

Give him 3 minutes and he'll come to you screaming because his head got stuck

Speaking of messing around, he HATES laser dots

But he can't keep himself from chasing them all around the house

Even though he feels stupid about it

He caught it once and didn't know what to do with himself afterward

He just stared at the spot where the dot was for a solid hour

Moving right on, Ivar brings you gifts!

By gifts, I definitely mean little dead things

He'll just leave them in front of you and sit there, waiting for your reaction

If the gift gets him a little ear scratch, he's a happy boy

If not, he'll scream about it for 10 minutes before finding something else to do

When he misbehaves, you shoot him with nerf gun

He hates that thing with a PASSION

How dare you shoot a KING?

The look of betrayal on his face is absolutely priceless

Hey, that’ll teach him to stay off the goddamned counter

Jesus

He likes sitting by your window to taunt the neighbor's dog

The poor dog will bark for hours on end, all while this smug bastard sits there with the biggest grin on his face

Lastly, he gets cat hair everywhere

He's a little embarrassed about it, but for the most part, he just owns it

You teach him how to use a lint roller because the amount of cat hair he leaves around the house is astronomical

Little bastard has to learn

The end, you’ll probably never see me again

And if you somehow got this far, I’m sorry

[saltys-writings]

Oneus as Cats

yes I did another one

More parts~

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Ravn:

oh dear

completely black cat with only one tiny white dot on his chest

looks cute, but is full of fury

hates other cats

and I mean he despises them

especially hates anyone who takes away your attention when he’d rather have it

passive-aggressive

usually he will stare at you and wait until you notice him if he wants your attention while you’re occupied with someone else

if you ignore him, he’ll make you (or the other person or animal) regret it

has peed on your mother’s shoes multiple times when she visited you

threw up in front of your dad and then walked away nonchalantly as if nothing happened

all because in his eyes, you spent too much time talking to them when he wanted to be fed or petted or played with

only trusts his owner

you’re the only person who is allowed to touch him whenever

though there are some exceptions of people who are around often so he got used to them and they’re allowed to touch his head or back for a short period of time

loves you more than anything

also loves being petted and brushed by you

hates the vet

will growl at the vet for about five seconds if they touch him until he jumps at them and attempts to scratch the poor vet’s eyes out

since then, he gets anaesthesia even for routine check-ups

likes sleeping next to your pillow with you so he can wake you up in the morning by putting his paw on your face

has never even scratched you on purpose ever (except when you’re playing with him and he gets too into it)

sometimes you see nothing but a pair of wide yellow eyes watching you in the dark in the middle of the night

usually sleeps curled up in a lil black furball, but sometimes he’ll lie around in really weird positions, with his head upside down and his fangs showing

very gentle purring, you can only hear and feel it when you let him curl up in your lap and fall asleep there

Seoho:

completely white fur, except for two black dots above his eyes that look like eyebrows and one black front paw

people will love him for his extraordinary looks, and he loves the attention

however, he doesn’t like to be touched much, especially if he doesn’t know you well

never bites and rarely scratches, usually he just runs away if he doesn’t like something

graceful when he walks, but is actually an idiot

falls off random objects frequently, thankfully he never gets hurt

sleeps in the weirdest positions - his rear legs stretched apart to expose his lower belly, and his torso twisted 180 degrees

snores and drools when sleeping

when he has an exciting dream, his left hind leg twitches

speaking of his belly: he hates having it touched and will whine at you and run away, hiding in some corner for the rest of the day if you try to pet him there

you never see him cleaning himself, but somehow he isn’t dirty

tbh most of the time he just sleeps

but sometimes he wakes up very hyperactive

pls be careful if you play with him then (which is recommended or he’ll use your walls as a cat tree), because chances are he’ll run into something or fall over from how excited he is

sometimes he really seems more like a dog than a cat tbh

bleps a lot

if you take a walk with him in your garden he’ll start digging holes at some point

loves the neighbors’ dog and totally wants to play with it - much to the joy of the dog

again, pls be careful if the dog is big, or this kitty might get himself crushed because he was too busy watching a butterfly instead of the huge dog lying down next to him

if he trusts you he will sometimes come lay in your lap to fall asleep there, and he’ll even enjoy getting his head petted then

but he will drool on you - like a lot

Leedo:

big, loud, annoying

looks like a majestic statue with his thick, long fur when he sits somewhere, completely still except for his slowly swaying tail

greets you loudly when you come home

is especially loud when his food bowl is empty

loves being picked up and will stare up at you and meow until you do so (he’s kinda heavy though)

loves sitting on top of open doors and balances surprisingly well despite his size

sometimes you hear doors loudly slamming shut - that’s when he jumped down and the door closed from the recoil

loves raw meat and will inhale his food if you give him some, but will take a lot longer to finish dry food

likes being scratched under the chin and behind his ears, doesn’t really care to be petted anywhere else, but never ever touch his tail

dislikes kids or overly excited people because in his past he had bad experiences with them

if you’re trying to approach him, always do so carefully, or crouch down and let him come to you, or he will hiss at you and run away

when you first adopted him, he hid away behind the couch for three whole days, and you had to throw him food or he wouldn’t have eaten

very shy around new people, but will get used to you and eventually come to trust you if you give him enough time

loves sleeping on whatever surface you’re trying to do things™

his favorite pastime is rolling around on your keyboard while you’re trying to write someskldfjökajgajq4930t2öjsdgj-asdgja

he also likes playing with the handle of cooking spoons or whatever other kitchen utensil you’re trying to use

will meow loudly if you don’t let him try whatever you’re cooking (even if it’s something he’ll dislike and spit out after chewing on it for a few seconds)

also loves watching clothes in the washing machine and will try to catch the buttons through the glass

snores when in deep sleep

Keonhee:

chubby tabby cat with stripes and huge eyes

white paws, long and fluffy fur

a derp of a cat

constant bleps

put something on his nose and he’ll cross his eyes, staring at it, not moving for up to half a minute

hates the vet (pls save him)

like, whenever you get his box to take him there and you don’t catch him fast enough, he’ll have nyoomed to the farthest corner of your house in the blink of an eye, staring up from a hiding place where nobody can reach him

the only way to get him out of there is to lure him with his favorite food

eats everything and steals the weirdest food, like that one time you were cooking and he stole a tomato from you, having already eaten half of it by the time you could take it away from him - he threw up shortly after that on your carpet

he also likes to steal bread and various other vegetables, and one time you even caught him sticking his nose into a bowl of rice

he goes crazy over poultry and could probably eat a whole turkey within mere minutes, despite not even being half as big as the bird

whines and meows a lot

will wake you up every morning to demand food by meowing loudly and scratching your door

wanting to avoid more scratchmarks on the door, you decided to leave it open a while back

that’s when he woke you up by jumping onto your belly and then getting distracted and starting to play on top of you, claws out and teeth sharpened

since then you’re quite okay with the marks on your door...

has a talent for throwing up furballs in inconvenient places - behind the sofa, on the rug, next to your pillow, on the stove, etc.

but even though he’s weird af, he’s usually a calm kitty who loves sunbaths and belly-rubs more than anything

and food

Hwanwoong:

red stripes and a white belly

very soft fur

super long whiskers

smol and seems cute

is actually a jerk

will come running to you, purring, asking to be petted most of the time when he’s awake

rubs his head and body against your legs with full force, you wouldn’t believe how much strength this lil kitty has

will also beg for food, even if he already had enough for a whole week

however you don’t need to be afraid of overfeeding him, because despite his habit of begging, he’s actually a very picky eater

he loves fish more than anything, and will rarely eat anything else

though he likes popcorn and other snacks that aren’t exactly healthy for cats

he once stole a whole bag of chips and by the time you could catch him, it tore apart and the chips were scattered all over your place

you’re not sure if he ate any of them, but you stressedly put them away in a hurry while he was watching you, purring and treading the ground underneath him

he likes walking on the top shelves in your home, skillfully avoiding any obstacle and careful not to throw anything off

the only time things fall because of him is when he’s pissed about something

then you might come home from an exhausting day and find decorations lying in front of the shelves they’re supposed to be standing on

however, as if nothing happened he will come to greet you, purring, swaying the very end of his tail in a friendly manner

now you better not be tricked by his friendliness, because if you don’t find the reason why he was pissed in the first place and fix it, he will repeat the same procedure the next day

Xion:

a grey cat with really short fur

friendly and very behaved

like he never protest-pees anywhere and isn’t picky about his food, but knows what’s his and what’s his owner’s

will warn you if he doesn’t like being touched atm and will only scratch or bite if you ignore his warnings

bonds well with other cats, dogs, and likes to be around humans too

prefers staying at home and sleeping over strolling through the neighborhood

really he’s the perfect cat and pretty normal

loves sleeping in the dryer when the freshly dried clothes are still inside and warm (but won’t get a lot of hair on them since his fur is so short)

also loves sleeping in your bed, but will move aside when you signal him that you want to sleep

in general he loves warm places and would kill for sunbaths

will sprawl out on the floor when he finds a sunny spot and sleep there

likes watching TV and will try to catch any bird that appears on screen

he’s also very fascinated about fish, and will try to catch those as well if you have an aquarium

but he usually doesn’t have his claws out and will just play with them

if you give him an angry look he’ll immediately get down though and come running to you to rub your legs as a way to apologize

you can teach him simple tricks if you give him fish-flavored snacks as a reward

if you have a fly in your home he will try to catch it, but usually fail because he isn’t really a skilled hunter, as he barely gets any serious practice

doesn’t really like playing much, but sometimes he needs to let out his energy

that’s when he starts playing with your clothes, especially if you’re wearing something baggy or something that has strings or the like attached

but usually you’ll just see him sleeping or chilling somewhere

cleans himself very thoroughly and the procedure will usually take him an hour or more a day

[splendidlyimperfect]

When a magical mishap transforms Natsu, Sting and Rogue, Gray finds himself responsible for a horde of dragons.

Chapter Summary: Gray has to take the dragons to get groceries, and it doesn't go as planned.

Chapters (5/?): 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Rogue Cheney/Natsu Dragneel/Sting Eucliffe/Gray Fullbuster, Natsu Dragneel/Gray Fullbuster, Natsu Dragneel/Sting Eucliffe, Rogue Cheney/Natsu Dragneel, Rogue Cheney/Sting Eucliffe, Rogue Cheney/Gray Fullbuster, Sting Eucliffe/Gray Fullbuster, Laxus Dreyar/Freed Justine, Levy McGarden/Gajeel Redfox Characters: Natsu Dragneel, Gray Fullbuster, Sting Eucliffe, Rogue Cheney, Freed Justine, Laxus Dreyar, Gajeel Redfox, Levy McGarden, Lucy Heartfilia, Erza Scarlet, Makarov Dreyar, Porlyusica (Fairy Tail) Additional Tags: Canon Universe, Fairy Tail Dragon Slayers, Magical Accidents, Spells & Enchantments, Transformation, Dragons, Fluff and Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, kind of, baby dragons are basically kittens, I make the rules here, Fluff and Humor, Cute, like super fucking cute, it’s just dumb and fluffy okay, Tumblr: FTLGBTales

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Sting eventually joined Natsu in grooming Laxus’ hair, and by the time they were both satisfied, Rogue was curled up in Laxus’ lap, fast asleep.  

“Natsu’s never going to get over the fact that he licked you,” Gray said, laughing as he snapped a photo of them. Laxus snorted and scratched behind Rogue’s ears. “Actually,” Gray added, tucking his lacrima phone back in his pocket, “would you guys mind watching them while I go to the grocery store?”

Immediately Sting and Natsu looked up at him and made identical distressed chirping sounds. Gray glared at them half-heartedly. “What, you understand that but not ‘keep off the counter,’ huh?”

Natsu scrambled over into Gray’s lap and stood on his hind legs, pressing his front paws against Gray’s chest and kneading his sweater.

Freed laughed at the exasperated look on Gray’s face. “I have a feeling they wouldn’t enjoy being left with us,” he said.

“Fine,” Gray said, standing up and tucking Natsu into the crook of his arm. “But you three had better behave.” Sting looked up at him with wide, innocent eyes and Gray returned the gaze suspiciously.

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“We’ll head back to the guild to talk with Levy,” Freed said, gesturing to the scroll. “I’ll let you know as soon as we find something to help.”

“Thanks,” Gray said, shifting Natsu up onto his shoulder. Natsu chirped happily, rubbing his head against Gray’s cheek as Gray lifted Sting off the couch.

Laxus scooped up the sleeping Rogue and passed him off to Gray before taking Freed’s hand and standing. “Good luck,” Laxus said, not bothering to hide an amused smile at the sight of Gray juggling all three dragons.

“Thanks,” Gray muttered, gesturing for the door. “We’re going to need it.” 

~

“Okay, you three,” Gray said as they approached the grocery store. “Behave, okay? You cannot eat the food in the store. You have to wait until we get home.” They all looked at him with wide eyes and he sighed. “This is going to be a disaster, isn’t it?” Natsu chittered as if in agreement.

“I still can’t believe how cute they are.”

Lucy appeared next to them, leaning against a grocery cart and shaking her head at the dragons. Natsu chirped happily at her, flicking his tail back and forth until she reached out and took him off Gray’s shoulder.

“Thanks for meeting me,” Gray said, gently depositing both Rogue and Sting in the section of the cart usually reserved for small children. They both turned in confused circles, looking up at Gray plaintively. “You’re fine,” he insisted, taking the handle of the cart and pushing it toward the front doors. “Just... stay in there.”

“Freed didn’t have any luck with the scroll?” Lucy asked as Natsu settled comfortably on her shoulder. Gray shook his head, quickly filling Lucy in on the events of the morning as they walked through the aisles.

“Well, if anyone can figure it out, it’s Freed and Levy,” Lucy said, grabbing a box of cereal from the shelf and dropping it in the cart. Sting looked at it curiously, and Gray nudged him back into the seat.

“I’m worried about a dark guild being involved,” Gray admitted. “I thought we got rid of them. But if the spell was intentional, they must have something planned, and if they attack Fairy Tail...” He gestured at the dragons. “I mean, they’re not exactly... battle-ready.”

Rogue cocked his head to the side. “Don’t worry,” Lucy reassured him, petting his head as he purred happily. She looked up at Gray. “Even if they were trying to get the Dragon Slayers out of the way, we still have Gajeel and Laxus, and Wendy. We can keep them safe.”

Natsu made an indignant sound from his perch on Lucy’s shoulder and Gray gave him a stern look. “I have a feeling that this idiot doesn’t realize that he can’t take on an army right now, and he’d end up getting himself hurt.” Natsu huffed, rubbing his head against Lucy’s cheek.

Lucy was about to respond when there was a loud crash from next to them. Gray whipped around and groaned when he realized that Rogue and Sting had both clambered down from the cart and were now sitting on the floor, wide-eyed in the middle of a pile of cereal boxes that they had knocked down from the shelf.

“You little—” Gray bent down to grab them, but Sting scurried backward, then darted away toward the end of the aisle. Natsu quickly scrambled down from Lucy’s shoulder and took off after him. “Get back here!”

“I’ve got Rogue,” Lucy said, reaching down and scooping him up as Gray ran after Sting and Natsu. They disappeared at the end of the aisle and Gray looked uncertainly between the deli and the bakery. A yelp of surprise came from behind the cake display and Gray swore.

“Idiots.” He stepped behind the display and came face-to-face with one of the bakers, who was staring at the torn tube of icing in his hand. “I’m so sorry,” Gray said, holding up his hands apologetically. He saw a flash of red disappear around the corner and he quickly ran after it.

Natsu and Sting both darted underneath the bread rack, scampering down the aisle and reappearing near the bulk bins. Natsu turned back just long enough to chirp at Gray, then hopped up next to one of the bins and stood on his hind legs, pushing at it with his front paws.

“Natsu, don’t!” Gray shouted, but by the time he skidded to a stop at the end of the aisle, it was too late. The container tumbled to the ground in front of Sting, bursting open and scattering rainbow sprinkles across the floor.

There was a stunned silence while the other shoppers turned to stare, and Gray’s face flushed hot with embarrassment as he reached out and quickly picked up Natsu. Sting, who was sitting on the floor next to the broken container, poked at some of the sprinkles with a sticky paw.

“I cannot believe you two,” Gray muttered, leaning down and grabbing Sting by his scruff. Sprinkles were stuck to the icing coating his fur, and he looked at Gray with wide eyes, tucking his hind legs up against his stomach. “Now I’m gonna have to give you a bath.” 

~

Giving Sting a bath was easier said than done.

“It’s just water,” Gray grumbled, pushing Natsu back from where he was standing on his hind legs and peering anxiously into the tub. “He’ll be fine.”

Despite Gray’s reassurances, Sting’s high-pitched whines got more frantic as he attempted to scramble out from Gray’s grip and up the side of the tub. Rogue, who had hopped up on the sink and was watching the scene, chirped at Gray.

“Would you all knock it off?” Gray said, glaring at Rogue as he turned back to Sting. “Shhh, you’re fine. You’re not gonna drown, it’s only two inches deep.” He kept a firm grip on Sting’s scruff with one hand and used the other to scoop up some of the water from the bottom of the tub and pour it over Sting’s head. Sting sputtered at him, shaking his head and rubbing his face with a damp paw.

“See?” Gray said gently, rubbing his fingers through the mess of icing stuck to Sting’s fur. “You’re fine. You’re okay.”

Natsu stood up again, pressing his paws against Gray’s arm and digging in his claws as he kneaded Gray’s skin and whined softly. Gray hissed in pain, trying to nudge Natsu away while keeping Sting in his hands.

“Stop it,” he said as Natsu clambered up onto his thigh. Natsu stood up on his hind legs and peered into the bathtub again, this time pulling himself up onto the ledge and almost immediately falling in.

Gray jumped in surprise as Natsu tumbled into the water next to Sting. Natsu made a distressed sound and scrambled toward the edge of the tub, yelping when he slid back down into the water.

“Now look what you did,” Gray said, letting go of Sting as he tried to grab Natsu. “C’mere, you idiot.” Natsu squeaked unhappily, immediately grabbing onto Gray’s arm with all four limbs and digging in his claws. Sting attempted to clamber after him, whining when Gray held him back with the other hand.

Gray swore as he lifted Natsu out of the bath and set him back on the carpet. Natsu‘s frantic flailing had left a mess of cuts up Gray’s forearm and blood was starting to drip down his hand. He grabbed one of the towels from the rack and pressed it against his arm, glaring at Natsu, who had spread out his wings and was shaking off the water.

“I’m putting you back under the time-out basket,” Gray said, and was about to grab Natsu again when Rogue suddenly leapt off the counter, spreading his wings awkwardly and almost immediately crashing into the shower curtain. He scrambled against it, digging his claws in to try to keep himself in place.

“For the love of...” Gray quickly stood up, grabbing Rogue and disentangling his claws from the shower curtain. Natsu, who had hopped up on the toilet seat, chirped loudly as he looked back and forth between Rogue and Sting.

“Stop it!” Gray stepped back from the bathtub and held Rogue tightly against his chest until the frenzied kicking had stopped. “Shhh, it’s okay,” Gray said, running his thumb over the top of Rogue’s head. “All of you are being ridiculous. It’s just a bath, and you wouldn’t need it if you two weren’t such shits.”

Natsu huffed indignantly while Sting just stared up at Gray from the tub, managing to look innocent and pathetic at the same time. Gray gently set Rogue down on the toilet seat with Natsu, then knelt next to the bathtub again. “Just let me wash you off,” he said, carefully running his fingers through the mess in Sting’s fur. “Then I promise you’ll all get a treat.” 

~

Half an hour later, everyone was clean and dry and sitting on the coffee table. Natsu and Rogue were happily devouring a bowl of raw fish while Sting sat further away, still grooming his fur but looking much less dejected than earlier.

“See?” Gray said, tying off the bandage around his arm and sitting down on the couch. “You’re all fine and the only person who got hurt was me.” Natsu looked up from the bowl, swallowing a large chunk of fish before moving over to Gray and sniffing his arm. “That’s your fault,” Gray said as Natsu looked up at him.

Natsu’s curious expression quickly turned contrite, and he wrapped his tail around himself as he looked down at the table. Guilt immediately welled up in Gray‘s chest. “I’m not mad at you,” he said gently, reaching out and picking up Natsu. “It’s not your fault.” Natsu pressed his head against Gray’s chest. “It’s okay,” Gray said. “I know you didn’t do it on purpose.”

Natsu made a soft, rumbling sound that quickly attracted the attention of the other two. “I’m not mad at any of you,” Gray reassured them as they clambered into his arms, purring apologetically. Natsu squirmed up until he could rub his head against Gray’s cheek and Gray sighed, kissing the top of his head. “I know,” he said softly as he held all three of them close. “I love you, too.”

[avengerscompound]

Pay Attention

Pay Attention:  A Black Widow Fanfic

Buy me a ☕ Character Pairing:  Natasha Romanoff x F!Reader

Word Count:  1872

Warnings:  Violence, dying, blood, brief FF smutty stuff but not super explicit

Synopsis:   Your life with Natasha seems to be slipping through your fingers because you can’t quite pay attention.

Pay Attention

You could taste the blood in your mouth.  Hot and metallic.  Worse still when you breathe in, it felt like shards of glass were being drawn into your lungs and each breath out was accompanied but a gurgling sound, like mud being pushed up through a drain.

You were fairly sure this was it for you.  You'd stopped feeling pain a while ago.  Endorphins had flooded your system dulling everything and making you feel soft and fuzzy.  You were still scared, but it was almost like you were looking down on someone that should be scared more than actually being scared yourself.

As the world started to lose focus all you could seem to focus on was her.

...

“You need to pay attention!”

You blinked your eyes confused.  It was your first day of training and Natasha had decided to make an example of you under the guise of teaching the group some defensive moves.  Five times you had been knocked on your ass.  Five times she'd yelled at you to pay attention in front of all the other recruits.

The thing was you could fight.  It just didn't quite seem fair that you were expected to knock down the Black Widow on your first day.  What was next?  They'd bring the Hulk in here to wail on you for a while?

She pulled you back to your feet.  “We’ll try this again, shall we?  Now this time actually block me.  Don't do whatever it was you were doing.”

You took a defensive stance and she came at you again.  You braced yourself and tried to get her leg out from under her, but she threw you.  You slammed into the mat with an ‘oof’ sound and squeezed your eyes shut.  You were never going to live this down.

...

“Hey, pay attention.”

You turned your head slightly at the sound of Natasha’s whisper.  Captain Rogers had been droning on and on and you had guessed you had zoned out.  She smiled at you.  That adorable little half smile of hers.  God, having a crush on your teacher was embarrassing.  That was something meant for teenagers and people in their first year of college.  Not for people who are going through the recruitment program for the Avengers.

Yet here it was, full-blown and ridiculous.  Something about that tiny hard-ass had crept into your heart.  Maybe it was just that you’d been put into too many thigh locks and you’d started thinking that your head belonged between those muscular thighs.  You just couldn't help but want to bury your face in her red hair.  Or bite at those perfectly painted red lips.  You wondered what it would be like if instead of chewing you out, she used that mouth to eat you out.

“He’ll be done soon and then we can all go get a drink.”  She whispered.

Logically you knew she meant that everyone would go get a drink together.  You decided for a moment that you’d live in the fantasy world where she asked you out though.  You smiled back at her.  “Yeah, that’d be great.”

You returned your gaze to the stage, listening to what Steve said about a family and how it was important to protect each other as well as civilians.

...

“You need to pay attention to what you’re doing.  You could have been killed.”

The air rushed from your lungs as Natasha slammed you against a locker.  “I was doing my job.  The job you trained me for.”  You hissed back.

“That was not what I taught you.”  She growled.  “I taught you to be careful.  To make calculated calls.  To not get yourself killed.”

You were painfully aware of how close she was right now.  Even ignoring the way her forearm pressed against your chest, you could feel the heat radiating off her body and her breath against your skin.  If you just tilted your head forward you could kiss her.  You really, really wanted to kiss her.

“Why do you even care, Natasha?  I wasn’t any more reckless than Clint is when he just goes to the store.”

Natasha scowled and her eyes flicked from your mouth to your eyes to your mouth again.  “I don’t need two Clint’s on the team.”

A smile crept over your lips.  “Say what you’re actually thinking, Natasha.”

She scowled.  “I don’t know what you mean.”

You bit your bottom lip and watched her eyes flicked back towards it.  “Why were you so worried?”

“Because we’re a team.”

“Mmm… Natasha… tell the truth.”

Her eyes flicked from your eyes to your mouth and to your eyes again and she crashed her mouth into yours.  You wrapped your arms around her as she kissed you with a frantic need.  You tangled your hands in her hair and moaned into the kiss.

...

“Pay attention, now.”

You opened your eyes and pulled your head back up as it rolled forward.  Natasha’s fingers slid up and down you pussy sending tendrils of pleasure through you and it was getting harder to remember you were in a room surrounded by hundreds of other people.

The room was dark and the sound of the music drained out almost everything else.  The thud of the base going half the speed of that of your heart.  At the table in the far dark corner, you and Natasha could be anyone.  You blended in and faded into the background.  She was taking advantage of the anonymity.

“We can’t let them know what a dirty little girl you are now can we.”  She purred against your ear.

“Mmm … Nat… that feels…”  You moaned softly.  Your lips parted in silent pleasure as she pushed two of her fingers inside of you and curled them like she was beckoning your orgasm to her.

“Shh… you’re going to get us busted, l'vionachik.”

Her hand kept moving, her thumb rolling over your clit and her fingers stroking your inner walls.   You closed your eyes and moaned as an orgasm bore down on you.  You were going to be loud and there was nothing you could do about it.

...

“L’vionachik, pay attention.”

You smiled softly and shook your head a little.  You couldn’t stop staring at her.  You still couldn’t quite believe she was standing at the end of the aisle with you.  She looked so beautiful right now.  She always did but in the eggshell mermaid style dress, the crystals sewn into the fabric sparking in the sun, the way it played off the red in her hair, she looked like some kind of fire god.  Clint stood beside her grinning like an idiot.  You supposed you probably had a similar expression on your face.

You had been so caught up with how lucky you felt and how beautiful she was you’d forgot to listen to what was being said.

“I’m sorry what?”  You said, blinking

There was laughter from everyone and your cheeks warmed slightly.

“I asked,”  teased the celebrant.  “If you took Natasha to be your lawful wedding wife.”

“Oh, I do.”

“Then by the power vested to me by the state of New York, you are now wed.  You may now kiss the bride.”

Natasha grinned at you and cupped your jaw, smiling brightly.  Her smile never left her face as she brought her lips to yours.  You closed your eyes, smiling just as wide and all around you was applause.

...

“I feel like you never pay attention to what I’m actually saying.”

You scrubbed your hands down your face and looked up at her.  This argument had been going around and around in circles now.  It felt pointless.  Like there was never going to be a way to resolve it.  It wasn’t even as if you disagreed with her.  You wanted children too, but the choices were either you had them or you adopted and there was no way an adoption agency would agree to give a child to two active Avengers and maybe you could carry a baby, but that was a big ask and you were still enjoying your job.

“I do, Natasha.  I just don’t know what you want me to do?  I like what I’m doing.  I don’t want to stop yet.”  You argued.

She collapsed down on the chair beside you.  “I just - I just -”

You could tell she was trying to be vulnerable with you, she just wasn’t great at that kind of thing.  She was very, very good at keeping her emotions in check and only showing parts that allowed her to manipulate people to get what she wanted.  You put your arm around her shoulder and she leaned into you.  Liho, the black cat that seemed to have adopted her, jumped up into her lap and head-butted her face.

“It’s just - I always wanted it and I tried to tell myself I was okay.  I wasn’t the maternal type.  I’d be a terrible mother.  It was probably good they sterilized me.  But I do want to be a mother and we’ve been married for 4 years now.  Each year we’ve been together I’ve seen it stronger and I - I just want to know if you see that too.  If maybe we can look into our options.  It doesn’t have to be now.”

“Okay.”  You said and kissed the top of her head.  “We can look into it.  I don’t know if I’m ready yet, but yes, I do think I’d like that.”

She smiled up at you and touched the tip of your nose.  “Thank you, l'vionachik.”

“It’s not going to be an easy process though.”

She smiled sadly.  “I know.  Nothing for me ever is.”

You leaned down kissed her softly.

...

“Pay attention to me, l’vionachick.  Don’t fall asleep.”

There was a bright light that cut through the fog and a face appeared through the thick fog around you and her face swam into view.  “Tasha?”

You were vaguely aware of people moving you and the pain returning to your body.  “That’s right.  Keep looking at me.  We’ve got you.”

“Tasha, what happened?”  You asked.  Everything was hurting now, but still dull and in the background.  Like you were slowly becoming aware of something really awful.

“They blew the side of the building out.  You got trapped under the rubble.”  She said.  “You’re my little lion though.  You’ll stay with me.”

“I’m sorry, Tasha.  I didn’t notice.  I should have paid more attention.”  You sobbed, tears slipping down the side of your face.

“It’s okay.  You couldn’t have known.”  She said, her hand tightening in yours.

“We can try and have children, Tasha.  When we get home.  Maybe Clint will help.  I’m sorry I didn’t give you that when you gave so much of yourself to me.”

“It’s okay, l’vionachick.  We’ll figure it out when we get home.  Don’t worry about that now.”  She said leaning down and pressing a kiss to your forehead.

“Don’t leave me, Tasha.”

“I won’t, my darling.  Just as long as you don’t leave me either.”  She replied.

[saltys-writings]

SF9 as Cats

Inspired by this super wholesome post I read ages ago

More parts~

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Youngbin:

super short fur, big eyes

by that I mean huge, wide open, almost terrified eyes

sits and observes

but if someone has food for him he WILL nyoom over within a second

in general a fast cat, but doesn’t really showcase it

sometimes you wake up at night and feel incredibly watched - it’s just him sitting up straight at the foot of your bed, making sure nobody breaks in at night and steals you

a very strange cat at times, but mostly silent

you’ve heard him meow maybe once in the past year

doesn’t really relax when he sits in peoples’ laps, he prefers getting comfy on your shoulders

has a strong build, becomes a cat-blob when he lies down somewhere though

confused

tilts his head sideways a lot

it’s hard to get him to play with you, because he will just watch you trying to get his attention until you feel like an idiot

doesn’t really react to most cat toys, instead he likes playing with your socks

or stealing your socks

hoards socks under the couch

Inseong:

smart cat with short hair and a pink pointy nose

gets anywhere, and I mean anywhere

especially knows how to get to places his owner doesn’t want him to get to

will stare you right in the eyes and then very sloooowly push that vase you saved and repositioned so many times off the counter

in general he likes throwing stuff off tables/cupboards/etc.

then acts as if nothing happened

it’s clear who’s the one owning who here

hates the vet, will pee on him every single time you have to take him there

doesn’t really use his claws or teeth on others, he’s the passive-aggressive type of cat

if you try to put a collar on him, he will get rid of it within the next few hours

good luck finding that collar

likes catching birds that seem too big for him and then proudly presenting them to you in a half-dead state

freezes and makes the funniest face when he gets startled

will take apart any kind of curtain or tablecloth he can get his paws onto

will let you pet him for exactly two minutes before he starts getting irritated

loves rubbing his butt in your face

Jaeyoon:

sweetest cat ever, beautiful middle-length fur

gets mats a lot and becomes irritable if you don’t regularily remove them

loves roaming around outside, but will spend most of his time in your garden if you have one

likes bird watching but rarely ever tries to catch them

gets stuck on the same tree over and over again

super cuddly cat

will hide and then meow at you out of nowhere to get your attention

only when you look at him he’ll come running to you, rubbing against your legs

loves sleeping in the sun more than anything

very picky about food though

eats with his paws

will jump on your lap a lot and start treading even before you’re petting him

super loud purring

the long fur on his cheeks makes his head look a lot bigger than it is

will rub his whole face against you if he likes you

pet him once and you’re his best friend

Dawon:

small, loud and playful

gets very wild when playing so he might accidentally scratch you

is in general far too hyper

sleeps less than normal cats

please let him out or your living space won’t survive him

sometimes when he’s nowhere to be seen you will find him sitting in a closed cupboard in the kitchen, wondering how in the world he got in there

eats everything

whenever you eat something he’s right there to watch you and your food

if you don’t pay attention for a second, he’ll steal it and run off with it

gets stuck on the weirdest of places

will sit on top of open doors or high furniture and meow at you until you come get him down

you wonder if he actually can’t get down by himself or if he’s just being a jerk

loves getting petted but don’t touch his belly

loves playing with everything other than actual cat toys 

his favourite toys are your shoelaces, earrings, the drawstring on your hoodie,... really anything that’s attached to you in some way

will start licking your hair to “groom” you

sometimes snores in his sleep and his feet start running in the air when he has an exciting dream

sleeps in the weirdest of positions

can sense if you’re having a hard time or a bad day and will come to sit and purr in your lap more often during those times

Zuho:

chill long haired cat

looks majestic on photos, is actually just a lazy derp on four legs

sleeps

like... he sleeps all the time and everywhere

a big cat that likes to be carried around while occasionally drooling on your shoulder

put something on his forehead and he won’t move for a solid 5 minutes, all while derping and his eyes moving around trying to assess the situation

in general he sometimes just gets stuck in the middle of an action and doesn’t move for a few seconds

likes spreading out on your keyboard or your notes and textbooks when you’re trying to study or work

won’t leave you alone unless you give him a good belly rub

but he falls asleep during good belly rubs and will wake up to jump back onto your things as soon as you try to put him elsewhere

demands all your attention only to fall asleep on you as soon as he’s comfortable

doesn’t really play much

sometimes he eats with his paws - that’s when you find small pawprints of his food all throughout your house/flat

likes sleeping in the washing machine especially

sometimes meows loudly at something that’s not there for a good 30 minutes

throws up hairballs a lot, but somehow always manages to do so in places where it’s convenient to clean them up

sometimes you find him sitting in the sink, licking water drops off the faucet

actually loves water

jumped into the shower with you more than once

then he‘ll drink the shower water running down his head

Rowoon:

skinny, active cat with very short fur

attentive

you can actually teach him tricks (if you bribe him with enough snacks)

wags his tail constantly

very friendly towards strangers

doesn’t really like to be picked up, but will let you pet him for hours

a good hunter

will frequently leave lizards on your doorstep or the remains of a mouse on your pillow

very graceful

is an absolute idiot around female cats

very social, but gets himself punched a lot because he tends to get too close to other cats too quickly

loves dogs

loves children

i mean he loves anyone who gives him attention

if he had enough of it he will just walk away gracefully

never gets aggressive ever

very behaved even at the vet

likes trying to steal chocolate and grapes and other snacks that aren’t good for him (pls don’t feed those to your cat)

once ate half a bowl of popcorn and threw up all over the living room shortly after - that’s when you learned to watch your food at any and all times

is crazy about catmilk

Taeyang:

super soft and smooth fur, two different colored eyes

loves eating and watching fish more than anything

actually sucks at fishing though because he hates water

will hunt anything and everything - that’s why you never have flies in your house

will even hunt spiders for you (won’t eat them though so he’ll just hoard anything he catches in his corner)

once caught a poisonous snake and you had a heartattack when he came back with it (fortunately he killed it before it could hurt him)

exceptional reflexes

loves watching tv and trying to catch whatever’s on screen

will get bored if you don’t think of new methods to play with him frequently

more into playing than being petted, but if you tire him out properly he’ll come to cuddle with you

a brave cat that almost never gets scared, but he’s terribly afraid of the vet

you have to feed him snacks to keep him calm whenever you really need to take him there

likes sleeping in your bed with you (he sleeps in the middle of it)

if you try to push him away he will somehow cooperate, but might end up sleeping on top of you

will wake you up by sitting on your face because he wants to be fed

in general he will bug you a lot until you finally feed him - leaves after eating three bites

doesn’t really care about other cats, but will whine if anyone takes away your attention for too long

hates dogs with a passion and will try to scratch their eyes out

Hwiyoung:

small, skinny kitty

the cats around the neighborhood don’t like him so he frequently gets into fights with them

has a chunk bitten out of his ear from a fight he lost at an early age

doesn’t really go outside much anymore

he prefers sleeping inside anyway

stretches out on the floor where the sun shines on his belly

doesn’t like having his paws touched

will often walk past you, grazing you with just the tips of his fur

meows a lot to communicate with you

weary of strangers and other animals

will warm up to humans who give him the time he needs to get used to them though

the sweetest cat once he’s taken a liking to you

his biggest hobby is watching you do whatever - be it studying, cooking, doing laundry, playing something, etc.

will never get in the way when you’re trying to do something and gently moves aside if you need more space

speaking of laundry... he likes sleeping on freshly dried sheets when they’re still warm (and getting hair on them)

sheds a lot

protest-peed on your shoes once, but felt super bad about it and avoided you for a whole week after in shame

other than that he’s a chill cat

likes playing with the laser pointer

even when playing his claws are almost never out

when he wants your attention he will put his paw on your arm or leg and softly meow at you

Chani:

smol and angery

will bite you

sometimes runs around the house like a maniac for like five minutes, then walks off as if nothing had happened, glaring

glares at visitors

glares at the birds outside of the window but never actually wants to catch them

glares at the food bowl when it’s half empty because he cannot live like this

the kind of cat not only kids are scared of

when he trusts you he actually loves you though

will come cuddle with his owner/use his owner as his own personal throne (god forbid you move while he sits on top of you)

will sometimes even let his owner pet him

secretly loves chin scratches

prefers to sleep in really high places

hates other cats

is surprisingly good with dogs

hates children and anything that’s loud

his meows are pretty loud though

makes weird noises randomly and you’re not sure if he’s angry at something or someone or just being weird

likes stealing your shoes and putting them on places that are too high for you to reach

if you stand there long enough he will sometimes throw them off

overall he steals anything and everything

you need to be careful he doesn’t see you when retrieving what he stole or he will let you know he’s not happy about your behaviour in one way or the other

not picky about his food at all, but prefers eating when nobody sees him