#he’ll betray the gang before he admits he was so distracted by Charles that he ran into a tree

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RDR2 Incorrect Quotes pt. 33

Arthur: Sibling relationships are weird.

Arthur: Like, I’d give my life for John in a shootout without a second thought, but there’s no way in hell that I’d give him a single bite of my stew.

John: *sweating* Abigail, there’s something I’ve wanted to ask you -

Abigail: Finally! You’re proposing!

John: How’d you know?

Abigail: John, you’ve dropped the ring five times during this boat ride.

Abigail: I even picked it up once.

Dutch: Newsflash! I have no plan.

Dutch: Everything I’ve done in the last twenty, maybe twenty-five years has been me making stuff up as I go along.

Arthur: Dutch, stop! You’ve gone mad with power!

Dutch: Well of course I have.

Dutch: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Dutch: It’s boring.

Mary-Beth: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Karen: If anyone, and I mean ANYONE, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky, they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

Arthur: It’s a real pity I’m not made of carbon.

Charles: Explain.

Arthur: I could become a literal diamond from all the pressure Dutch puts on me.

Young Hosea: Did you know I can steal anything?

Young Dutch: *thinks* Except my heart.

Young Hosea: You look great, by the way.

Young Dutch: *mutters* Fuck.

Albert: Ouch, Arthur, where did you get that bruise? It looks painful.

Arthur: *thinking back to when he walked into a tree after Charles winked at him from across camp*

Arthur: . . . I’m in a gang.

Hosea: We’re having a baby.

Any given member of the Gang: That’s good for yo-

Dutch: *slams down adoption papers & a pen* It’s you, sign here.

Dutch: I think I have this thing where I need everybody to think I’m the greatest, the quote-unquote, “best gang leader in the west”. And if they aren’t completely knocked out and dazzled and kind of intimidated by me, then I don’t feel good about myself.