#he/she bigender bisexual lance truthers rise

[alluraaaa]

lance: i’m bi squared

hunk: pretty sure they call that bi4bi

lance: no. bi squared. bisexual AND bigender

pidge: wait. ur trans too?

lance: yes. im bigender. i just said that

pidge, who’s been trying to get allura to change the name to voltrans: omg my influence

lance, lying: this had nothing to do with one of my close friends also coming out as trans. and our friend group accepting her

pidge: hm.

hunk: hm.

lance: don’t “hm.” me you two. important part is this: i’m bi squared

lance: i’m a guy who likes guys. i’m a girl who likes girls. a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend you had in february of last year. i’m like if a girl was a boy

pidge: okay the novelty has worn off you’re annoying again

lance: WOW. biphobia is alive and well i see

pidge: no i’m saying that in a transphobic way

lance: WOOOOOOOOW