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HAPPY FEBULLURA 2025 💖💖💖

happy birthmonth to allura 🩷 febullura 2024‼️

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spin this wheel four times. you’re a paladin of voltron and these are your teammates

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don't even think about it.

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if I got carried away by the harpies I would accept my fate because I respect women

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"You're both oblivious idiots" <- if one more fic writer makes a woman say that about two adult men I'm going to make them break up and have sex with a faceless blurrywife. like for real I will inkspell them into sentient beings and then keep them from ever experiencing the epic high of yaoi. all because you made a woman utter the tragic low of infantilizing men in the most annoying and overly done way possible

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i need someone with actual medical experience to tell me how taking a bomb to the back would affect lance’s day to day. like yeah they have healing pods but that just speeds up the process there’s gotta be side effects that can’t be healed away. where’s my chronic pain haver lance that i can project onto and make silly little jokes about

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lance loves loudly and dramatically. he makes declarations and makes moves and lives with his heart on his sleeve. when he likes someone it’s obvious, especially when he likes someone romantically. he’s a hopeless romantic. he’s been planning his dream wedding since he was 7

keith loves quietly and indirectly. he would rather go through arduous torture than say how he feels out loud, especially if what he’s feeling is mushy and sentimental. he’d much rather do things for people. completing tasks is much easier than talking about his emotions. he’s also a massive pessimist romantically. he’ll silently daydream about actually having a crush like him back, but staunchly believe that it happening in real life is impossible

because of this, the two of them often butt heads when it comes to their relationship. keith doesn’t know how to react to lance’s cheesy lines or cutesy pet names. lance thinks keith is sometimes too distant and wonders why he doesn’t say anything back

but also, they’re both very physically affectionate. they love hugs and cuddling and holding hands. and because it’s them they also love wrestling and chasing each other and fighting. there’s a lotta ways in which they’re different, but they both reach across the gap to meet in the middle and hold each other

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(stumbles out of therapy covered in blood) oh so that’s why i like broganes so much

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voltron paladins and my personal takes on their diplomatic skills

Lance: Season 1 & 2 Lance? Terrible diplomatic. I feel like early show Lance just blurts out whatever he thinks is funny which...a lot of people/aliens might not. Definitely offends some planets with his jokes and flirting. However, I think Lance grows into a good diplomat.

Keith: It's a toss up. He's quiet during diplomatic events, so he doesn't have the chance to say anything offensive. However, his silence can be taken as either seriousness/attentiveness or rudeness/standoff-ish. It depends on the culture of the planet.

Pidge: She's a good diplomat on planets that respect science. Because that means they respect her and will talk to her about things she's interested in. On other planets, she's the same as Keith.

Hunk: I think he's the best diplomat so far. Hunk is a good listener and he's empathetic. He's skilled as an engineer (science), a voltron pilot (fighting), and cooking (culture), which gives him a wide base of things to discuss with others. I think his empathy would truly resonate with planets affected by the war.

Shiro: Is a good diplomat, not because of natural traits, but because he acknowledges diplomatic missions as a part of his full time job as paladin. He's constantly clocked in at work. Everytime he's at a meeting he gets possessed by a broke student working a 9-5 who desperately doesn't want to get fired. This man will definitely hate fake pleasantries and meetings but he will suffer through them.

Allura: Has all the skills to be a good diplomat. Is generally a good diplomat. However, I feel like she'd be the most likely to get offended by a dignitary as the war is very, very personal to her. Some bozo would make a comment about Altea's downfall and she'd be fighting for her life not to deck them. She generally has restraint.

Coran: Thinks he's an extraordinary diplomat. In reality, he is simply a good diplomat. He can talk well and captivate an audience but bro has no TMI. His guests will go from "HAHAHA" to "oh..." within seconds of a story. His passion wins people over.

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That one episode bruhh.. sooo many feels.

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lance: remember those kids in the dorm across from us who never turned down their music?

hunk: you mean the dorm to the left of ours?

lance: no they were across the hall

hunk: what? no

pidge: can you two shut up forever i’m busy

​lance: …you’re right

pidge: thank you

lance: she doesn’t need to see her parents fighting. let’s be mature about this

hunk: you’re right… we’re sorry honey

pidge: OH MY GOD

i will forever have the headcanon that whether or not lance and hunk are dating they have an ongoing bit of pretending to be married and pidge is their infant child. because blue + yellow = green. if any silly argument happens lance goes “wait! not in front of the baby” and tries to cover pidge’s ears. it’s important to know that pidge hates this and will try to bite lance’s hands

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i will forever have the headcanon that whether or not lance and hunk are dating they have an ongoing bit of pretending to be married and pidge is their infant child. because blue + yellow = green. if any silly argument happens lance goes “wait! not in front of the baby” and tries to cover pidge’s ears. it’s important to know that pidge hates this and will try to bite lance’s hands

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poly shipping solves this

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someone asks trans girl lance what her transition goals are and she’s like “haha i never really thought about it!” meanwhile all she sees when she closes her eyes is

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lance is a girl. i know this. her transfem swag is off the charts

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brothers in every universe

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if klunk has million number of fans i am one of them. if klunk has ten fans i am one of them. if klunk has only one fan, that is me. if klunk has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth. if the world is against klunk, i am against the world. i love klunk till my last breath