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THE HARLEYVERSE IS SPREADING!!!
*throws Arthur into the pit to save myself*
#all these human Harley designs got me thinking how Arthur would survive#he wouldn’t#harley sawyer#poppy playtime#dr harley sawyer#poppy playtime chapter 4#poppy playtime the doctor#poppy playtime harley sawyer#doctor harley sawyer#harley sawyer poppy playtime#the doctor
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guys darry would NOT hit ponyboy again after the book tf
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I’d let him break my back like a glow stick if he wanted to
#but you know what????#you know what??#HE WOULDN’T#i could trust him with anything#that’s why i’m so insane buckwild loco crazy for him#he has that perfect balance of strength and softness#like yeah he’s strong enough to break every bone in my body#but he’s also the kind of man who would be so soft and gentle with his love#he would be careful and loving ALWAYS#that’s who he is#that delicate balance drives me up the wall#mentally this man is always in my arms / between my legs / in my bed etc etc#sorry for the insanity today everyone#i’m all fired up for maximus AS USUAL#my beloved my starry sky my one true love#gladiator#russell crowe#maximus#maximus decimus meridius#gladiator 2000
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It be funny to see Wukong try even harder on the dates with Macaque, for practice obviously. No other reason
it’s practice duh! he’s gotta try!!! not like he likes Macky or anything
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DISTRESS DISTRESS just started Night Watch I DO NOT LIKE THESE IMPLICATIONS
#he wouldn’t#he couldn’t#you cannot make one of my favorite protagonists of my entire story career and then kill him far away from his friends and family#so much stress#I am gripping tight to these books’ label under the comedy genre#on a side note very cool to see Thief of Time stuff coming into play like this#and I’m intrigued to see what all the 25th of May hubbub is actually about#oh what am I saying people wouldn’t talk about it like if he’d died it’s all gonna be good#I’m telling myself#oh my god#also very exciting seeing early Ankh-Morpork#but CONCERN#look at me live-blogging a novel that was published in 2002 god bless the niche world of tumblr#discworld#night watch#spilling the Tea
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him calling me his girlfriend and teasing the shit out of me for liking it …
#thinking...#he wouldn’t#but he could#and he might#but he wouldn’t#mlm#t4t#lgbtq#mlm t4t#t4t mlm#queer#gay#bisexual#t4t nsft#mlm nsft
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watching people make Tim move to a city is so fucking funny you’re all insane
#he wouldn’t#there’s no need for an elaboration#why New York WHY IS IT ALWAYS NEW YORK#if you’re putting him in New York at least like make him go upstate where it’s all nice and quiet#marble hornets art
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#fawn makes a poll#yeah ik xiao isn’t in here yet again but the answer is no#he wouldn’t#we all know who the right answer is anyways /lh
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Out of the Office
I want to change the name of the second dog rick got to something else until I checked the name I wanted to use and it feels like people would just think he was saying “Sara” with an OwO voice.
#outoftheoffice#he wouldn’t#he’s just using a name of a character from a Japanese show#and it took a second of saying it in my head to realize the issue
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watching brba and now i can’t stop thinking about the party running meth metropolis. megadrug central
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i had a dream last night that shigaraki watches ben shapiro
#idk why it had nothing to do with the rest of the dream#and like#he wouldn’t#but i had to experience it and now so do the rest of you#shigaraki tomura#tac talks
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Who would even do this
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I fucking didn’t end up doing anything for Bakura Friday, Not because I forgot to, I was very aware of the event, I just knowingly and stressfully procrastinated the hell out of acknowledging it, and I feel like Bakura would understand
#he wouldn’t#he’s actually trying to set me on fire with his mind right now as we speak#yu gi oh#yugioh#bakura#bakura ryou#yami bakura
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no one loves me and yet i still try to convince myself dabi would
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Let’s face it no matter what people say as defenses “ His Hokage, his busy!” etc. ita pretty damn clear Naruto doesn’t want to be around his kids. Which also makes him a hypocrite given how many times he complained about being ignored as a child.
it’s character assassination imo like okay make him a useless lying ninja president it fits w his useless philosophy but a neglectful dad????? drawing the fucking line!!!!!
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so show jere would never join a frat or cheat on belly but that’s a conversation for season 3
#like#he wouldn’t#book jere really wouldn’t either#so i hope they change book 3 a lot#the summer i turned pretty#jeremiah fisher
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