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guys darry would NOT hit ponyboy again after the book tf
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What song would he sing? 🎶
#monkey wrench#shrike sanchez#art#artists on tumblr#zeurel#funny#meme#tumblr sexyman#music#the song i had in mind while making this was#talking in your sleep#but realistically#he wouldn’t#heartbreaking 💔#amii art
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It be funny to see Wukong try even harder on the dates with Macaque, for practice obviously. No other reason
it’s practice duh! he’s gotta try!!! not like he likes Macky or anything
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watching people make Tim move to a city is so fucking funny you’re all insane
#he wouldn’t#there’s no need for an elaboration#why New York WHY IS IT ALWAYS NEW YORK#if you’re putting him in New York at least like make him go upstate where it’s all nice and quiet#marble hornets art
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I’d let him break my back like a glow stick if he wanted to
#but you know what????#you know what??#HE WOULDN’T#i could trust him with anything#that’s why i’m so insane buckwild loco crazy for him#he has that perfect balance of strength and softness#like yeah he’s strong enough to break every bone in my body#but he’s also the kind of man who would be so soft and gentle with his love#he would be careful and loving ALWAYS#that’s who he is#that delicate balance drives me up the wall#mentally this man is always in my arms / between my legs / in my bed etc etc#sorry for the insanity today everyone#i’m all fired up for maximus AS USUAL#my beloved my starry sky my one true love#gladiator#russell crowe#maximus#maximus decimus meridius#gladiator 2000
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DISTRESS DISTRESS just started Night Watch I DO NOT LIKE THESE IMPLICATIONS
#he wouldn’t#he couldn’t#you cannot make one of my favorite protagonists of my entire story career and then kill him far away from his friends and family#so much stress#I am gripping tight to these books’ label under the comedy genre#on a side note very cool to see Thief of Time stuff coming into play like this#and I’m intrigued to see what all the 25th of May hubbub is actually about#oh what am I saying people wouldn’t talk about it like if he’d died it’s all gonna be good#I’m telling myself#oh my god#also very exciting seeing early Ankh-Morpork#but CONCERN#look at me live-blogging a novel that was published in 2002 god bless the niche world of tumblr#discworld#night watch#spilling the Tea
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I can’t wait to add pet names into the roommate series because you can’t convince me that Simon wouldn’t unironically use the corniest names out there
#the roommates series#the guy who tells dad jokes#would definitely say corny shit#for shits and giggles#you can’t convince me#he wouldn’t#simon ghost riley#simon ghost riley x reader#mw2 ghost
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him calling me his girlfriend and teasing the shit out of me for liking it …
#thinking...#he wouldn’t#but he could#and he might#but he wouldn’t#mlm#t4t#lgbtq#mlm t4t#t4t mlm#queer#gay#bisexual#t4t nsft#mlm nsft
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#fawn makes a poll#yeah ik xiao isn’t in here yet again but the answer is no#he wouldn’t#we all know who the right answer is anyways /lh
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What if the reason James didn’t have his wand before his death was because he wasn’t going up against Voldermort?
What if it was because the person who had their drawn up against them was Peter?
Because, well, James would never want to hurt Peter.
So he left his want behind, because he never ever thought Peter would ever hurt him.
Peter. The kid who quietly asked to sit in the same carriage as him because all the other were full. The kid who stuck by his side throughout the entire sorting ceremony because he didn’t know anyone else as willing as James to let him stick by his side. The kid who looked so thankful to be in Gryffindor because at least he’d know someone who was nice to him.
The kid who turned in a teen with a group of friends he never thought he’d have. A secret he spilled with James but made him promise he’d never spill. The teen who was a little too nervous, so he’d stick with James. And James never minded. The teen who’s heart was always in the right place even if it didn’t seem like it.
The teen who turned it an adult willing to fight a war. Who he fought with side by side. The adult who protected him and cared for him. Who comforted him after Marlene’s murder.
Because it was Peter. The person he trusted with his secret because why would secret break it?
He wouldn’t have a reason, right?
Well, James is on the wrong side of the want to keep thinking like that.
#OK JUST HEAR ME OUT ON THIS#voldermort would do it to teach Peter a lesson on him being a traitor#to make sure he’d never betray him voldermort made sure James was aware of Peter’s betrayal#and made Peter live with that till the day he died#the look in James’ eyes#because obviously James didn’t stand down#he wouldn’t#james potter#petter pettigrew#voldermort#maurder era#jsp headcannon#jsp- marauder era#regulus black#jegulus#sunseeker#starchaser#sirius black#remus lupin#marlene mckinnon#lily evans#jsp fic ideas
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Hello Rain Code fandom, take a sketch of the local dilf. 💋✨🥂
#yakou furio#master detective archives: rain code#rain code#lop's art !!#( feat. my oc but I know what you guys would rather see )#this man can choke me#he wouldn’t#but he’s allowed to
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watching brba and now i can’t stop thinking about the party running meth metropolis. megadrug central
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Out of the Office
I want to change the name of the second dog rick got to something else until I checked the name I wanted to use and it feels like people would just think he was saying “Sara” with an OwO voice.
#outoftheoffice#he wouldn’t#he’s just using a name of a character from a Japanese show#and it took a second of saying it in my head to realize the issue
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i had a dream last night that shigaraki watches ben shapiro
#idk why it had nothing to do with the rest of the dream#and like#he wouldn’t#but i had to experience it and now so do the rest of you#shigaraki tomura#tac talks
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Every Nico Di Angelo fan focusing more on the background of the episode than the actual plot
#I wanted something!#I understand why they couldn’t show them#but a girl’s voice calling ‘Nico!’ or even a ‘Ghost King’ high score#(shhh I know that wouldn’t work with the timeline but nor does the entire episode)#edit: thank you to the people who pointed out that we hear him (so glad he’s Italian too!)#pjo#pjo series#pjo tv show#Percy Jackson#Percy Jackson spoilers#pjo spoilers#Nico Di Angelo#solangelo#also for the record I didn’t make the picture I saw it on Twitter and knew the perfect use for it
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Why did William get FNAF springlocked? Is he stupid?
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#william afton#henry emily#springtrap#fnaf 3#fnaf fanart#THIS COMIC is unserious#but to answer the question yes William is stupid BAHAH#I could imagine William wouldn’t be that shaken up by his employees getting injured#if anything he’d blame them for literally lack of skill#phone guy even explains that death or injury isn’t the company’s fault#so obviously William has just shrugged these things off for years#THEN this is why he’s stupid#he got in the springlock suit to scare ghost kids away#laughed in a wet suit and was shocked when it failed on him#THE TRUE skill issue seeing he of all people should of known better#common William L his hubris will always be the death of him
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