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alaskan-wallflower · 2 months ago

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guys darry would NOT hit ponyboy again after the book tf

#i hate the darry villainizing #he wouldn’t #the outsiders #ponyboy curtis #darry curtis

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cyberspamii · 1 year ago

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What song would he sing? 🎶

#monkey wrench #shrike sanchez #art #artists on tumblr #zeurel #funny #meme #tumblr sexyman #music #the song i had in mind while making this was #talking in your sleep #but realistically #he wouldn’t #heartbreaking 💔#amii art

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fluffypotatey · 5 months ago

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It be funny to see Wukong try even harder on the dates with Macaque, for practice obviously. No other reason

it’s practice duh! he’s gotta try!!! not like he likes Macky or anything

#no. never #he wouldn’t #lmk #shadowpeach #asks

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solazu1 · 10 months ago

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watching people make Tim move to a city is so fucking funny you’re all insane

#he wouldn’t #there’s no need for an elaboration #why New York WHY IS IT ALWAYS NEW YORK #if you’re putting him in New York at least like make him go upstate where it’s all nice and quiet #marble hornets art

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wildsaltair · 2 months ago

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I’d let him break my back like a glow stick if he wanted to

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talesfromthebandgeekmafia · 6 months ago

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DISTRESS DISTRESS just started Night Watch I DO NOT LIKE THESE IMPLICATIONS

#he wouldn’t #he couldn’t #you cannot make one of my favorite protagonists of my entire story career and then kill him far away from his friends and family #so much stress #I am gripping tight to these books’ label under the comedy genre #on a side note very cool to see Thief of Time stuff coming into play like this #and I’m intrigued to see what all the 25th of May hubbub is actually about #oh what am I saying people wouldn’t talk about it like if he’d died it’s all gonna be good #I’m telling myself #oh my god #also very exciting seeing early Ankh-Morpork #but CONCERN #look at me live-blogging a novel that was published in 2002 god bless the niche world of tumblr #discworld #night watch #spilling the Tea

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hookliner · 9 months ago

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him calling me his girlfriend and teasing the shit out of me for liking it …

#thinking...#he wouldn’t #but he could #and he might #but he wouldn’t #mlm #t4t #lgbtq #mlm t4t #t4t mlm #queer #gay #bisexual #t4t nsft #mlm nsft

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james-sunshine-potter · 2 years ago

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What if the reason James didn’t have his wand before his death was because he wasn’t going up against Voldermort?

What if it was because the person who had their drawn up against them was Peter?

Because, well, James would never want to hurt Peter.

So he left his want behind, because he never ever thought Peter would ever hurt him.

Peter. The kid who quietly asked to sit in the same carriage as him because all the other were full. The kid who stuck by his side throughout the entire sorting ceremony because he didn’t know anyone else as willing as James to let him stick by his side. The kid who looked so thankful to be in Gryffindor because at least he’d know someone who was nice to him.

The kid who turned in a teen with a group of friends he never thought he’d have. A secret he spilled with James but made him promise he’d never spill. The teen who was a little too nervous, so he’d stick with James. And James never minded. The teen who’s heart was always in the right place even if it didn’t seem like it.

The teen who turned it an adult willing to fight a war. Who he fought with side by side. The adult who protected him and cared for him. Who comforted him after Marlene’s murder.

Because it was Peter. The person he trusted with his secret because why would secret break it?

He wouldn’t have a reason, right?

Well, James is on the wrong side of the want to keep thinking like that.

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sheriffslop · 1 year ago

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Hello Rain Code fandom, take a sketch of the local dilf. 💋✨🥂

#yakou furio #master detective archives: rain code #rain code #lop's art !!#( feat. my oc but I know what you guys would rather see )#this man can choke me #he wouldn’t #but he’s allowed to

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pomimon · 9 days ago

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my viktor arcane appreciation post

#i just think hes neat #and also everyone is his friend #bc he’s so cool who wouldn’t #arcane #viktor #viktor arcane #jayce #jinx #and also #vi #jayvik #? not necessarily but

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millificent · 11 months ago

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Every Nico Di Angelo fan focusing more on the background of the episode than the actual plot

#I wanted something!#I understand why they couldn’t show them #but a girl’s voice calling ‘Nico!’ or even a ‘Ghost King’ high score #(shhh I know that wouldn’t work with the timeline but nor does the entire episode)#edit: thank you to the people who pointed out that we hear him (so glad he’s Italian too!)#pjo #pjo series #pjo tv show #Percy Jackson #Percy Jackson spoilers #pjo spoilers #Nico Di Angelo #solangelo #also for the record I didn’t make the picture I saw it on Twitter and knew the perfect use for it

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chloesimaginationthings · 6 months ago

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Why did William get FNAF springlocked? Is he stupid?

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oopdeathnote · 2 years ago

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Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.

#death note #light yagami #american psycho #patrick bateman #you could put patrick bateman in deathnote and he wouldn’t even seem particularly out of place tbh #i don’t actually like american psycho that much i just keep getting funny #patrick bateman posts on my pinterest feed #original post

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logicallyblind · 6 months ago

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I need a fic where robin!jason is the only one to notice baby stalker tim while they’re out on their patrols and it gets to the point where he’ll occasionally address him when he’s alone & around the others and they think he’s low-key going insane

fast forward a couple years and tim refers to something he saw while he was stalking batman and robin and jason’s head just WHIPS towards bruce and starts screeching “I TOLD YOU I WASN’T HALLUCINATING THE TINY STALKER CHILD FOLLOWING US B!! I FUCKING TOLD YOU I-“ and he has to be dragged out of the room by nightwing, still loudly proclaiming his vindication while tim and the others just watch on with the pikachu meme face

#i can see vison in my head pls tell me y’all can too #jason is dramatic enough that he wouldn’t let this go for MONTHS #dc #batman #jason todd #dick grayson #bruce wayne #batfam #tim drake #robin #red hood #red robin

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lungthief · 1 month ago

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sometimes u just gotta remind yourself that while ace attorney is about law and justice and stuff it is also about a bunch of young adults living in [CALIFORNIA]

#ace attorney #phoenix wright #apollo justice #klavier gavin #ema skye #maya fey #aa4 #lana skye #mia fey #gyakuten saiban #klapollo #sorry this is so dumb i have a sad comic planned so i have to get my sillies out #my art #cw drug use #also before anyone yells at me abt how klavier wouldn’t smoke bc of his voice #a) he’d do it very rarely and probably almost always socially #and b) u know he made phoenix put ice in that bong. you KNOW he did #meanwhile ema keeps at least 2 cartons of cigarettes on her at all times #shes just like me fr

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neuro-psyche · 7 months ago

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I think Dick and Jason would have multiple “what the actual fuck are you saying right now” with Tim and Damian when it comes to quality of life/monetary differences. Sure, Dick and Jason got used to Bruce’s “is $100 a good enough tip on a $30 bill?” shit, but hearing Tim talking about a new laptop he bought for $5000 literally is like a punch in the gut.

If they ever went on a cruise (which they totally wouldn’t because cruises are floating death traps), Jason and Dick would be in awe of the fancy amenities, where as Damian would be unsatisfied with the quality, since he grew up with every single amenity known to man. Tim would just feel like it’s all normal since the Drake’s were extravagant and travelled all over the planet.

Jason : My bedroom is bigger than my fucking apartment.

Dick : I could do a full gymnastics routine with the space in my room.

Tim :

Dick :

Tim : My room is normal sized…

Jason : You grew up in a mega mansion. I hardly think you’re the benchmark of a normal room-

Damian : I must agree with Drake. This room is frankly underwhelming.

Dick, staring wildly at him : What do you mean underwhelming- Dames there’s an aquarium wall in your room.

Damian : Yes. Underwhelming.

Jason :

Dick :

Jason : Do you want to-

Dick : Jump off the boat? Yes.

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