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This image came to me at 9 am and I don’t know how to explain myself, it was like I was possessed... I’m sorry, N. He would never do that.
#murder drones#serial designation n#biscuitbites#glitch productions#md fanart#murder drones fanart#freakyN#im sorry#digital art#uzi doorman#md nuzi#mostly made this for Reddit#nuzi#md meme#he would never do that
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Making the decision that in the TLT Musical the reason Bekendorf "started growing sunflowers everywhere" is because one of the nymphs actually really like him and decided to confess earlier that day. Bekendorf was flattered, but he loves Silena with every part of him so he very kindly turned her down. The nymph was very hurt that her feelings weren't returned so when he and Silena kissed she decided to try and screw with his relationship. Bekendorf would never in a million years cheat on Silena.
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rip to characters who get lost in the sauce, the sauce being headcannons.
#artisticmenace#themenaceuseswords#sometimes they arent even the same guy anymore#like that is NOT the guy anymore sorry#he would NEVER do that#have you even SEEN the thing that the guy is from ???
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“uhm i think mike would be disgusted by the idea of will liking him you know. Everyone in the eighties were homophobic so like it’s REALISTIC for him to hate gay people. Like i hope they show us real reaction that 80s teenager would have. I realy hope we see mike insult Will and treat him like the little whiny stuPID, INSIGNIFICANT, HORRIBLE, TIME CONSUMING WASTE OF AIR, little fairy that he is. I wish mike starts beating him up, i hope mike says that he always hated gay people and hate crime him,i wish he dumps him and marry my perfect queen that i do not obsess over since she’s eleven like a creep mill- i mean eleven, then he names his kids will to bully and beat the crap outta him every day, i wish he burns everything that has will names attached to it, I wish we see a time skip where we see mike marching in the street against gay marriage and then finally we end the show will alone crying like and a bitch and sa himself like his stupid ugly actor whose name start with a n and finishes by a h, i hate him soooo much since he came ou- i mean changed, yeah, changed. Yeah just like i said stranger things is a realistic show so all that happening is totally logical. HEY i have nothing against gay people you know”
-that one redditor whose totally not homophobic
#byler#like honestly these people are the literal worst#realistic my ass#did you watch the show?#If this show was realistic a ton of shit would have never happened#the suzie dustin plot#eleven in general#the russian plotline#and they keep trying to hide their deep and ultra weird hate for will and noah for realism sakes#yeah sure MIKE of allllll people would hate will#Like i understand maybe you think mike straight ok i can understand but mike hating will because of his sexuality#that's ridiculous#he defended will so many times#he would never do that#I can understand shipping melvin when your a ga member or something i understand but i draw the line at such wild shit#Also most of this wasn't exaggerated like really most of these brave takes were actually said by a living human being#lol i can't wait when mike and will start kissing next season
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fueled by the exhilaration of a good bike ride and the desperation about a really bad characterisation i just wrote a cycling rpf crack fic. or parts of it.
#first fic in twenty years#thanks to that person who made tadej pogačar drink wine the night before a race#HE WOULD NEVER DO THAT#also thanks to the odeg and café milano for providing me with a place to sit#coffee and ice-cream#anyone wants to read it? and help me maybe?
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When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written
#I don’t think xy OR z happened but damn if this isn’t compelling#‘he would never do that. next chapter’#also it’s good to look beyond our own perceived ideas of the narrative and be fascinated by others takes#I’m only reading fanfics from one fandom so#gravity falls#fiddauthor#fan fiction#ao3#old man yaoi#the office#dwight schrute#screencaps
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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.
All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.
#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day#and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi#he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes#but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently
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#funny talking tag#My favorite thing to do is HC characters as trans but also that they've never heard that term before and act accordingly.#My other favorite thing to do is make characters repressed.#My other other favorite thing to do is make a character go ''I feel like a(n) object/animal/thing pretending to be a man/woman''#''but I don't really care about that right now I have a job''#Anyway while this post can be about whichever characters you feel fit I made this with a certain character in mind.#(Dimentio of SPM fame) (He has something really specific going on that makes me cackle) (You can ask me about it)#(Also Morceau Oleander is a trans woman to me because she would be happier)#(and she deserves to live a life not defined by other's expectations of her)#Someone put a forbidden and ancient curse on this post so no more.
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"I don't know what to say. I'm insulted. I'm not some kind of monster, you know."
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he would never say that but instead its he would never be a fucking police officer
#end all police officer aus#i hate reading a fic description and being like wow sounds good#then seeing the police officer character tag#he would NEVER DO THAT
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The FNAF story of the one you shouldn’t have killed..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#andrew fnaf#william afton#cassidy fnaf#spring bonnie#fnaf 4#I do think Andrew is kthe one you shouldn’t of killed’ kid#something about the vengeful spirit that never fully made sense#is the sentence ‘the one you shouldn’t of killed’#seeing Cassidy was always apart of the party#but Andrew probably wasn’t he wasn’t part of the plan#killed a lil after for being a witness to what happened#that would explain their anger#they WERENT supposed to ever get killed#Andrew also kills people himself as fetch and what not#so it makes more sense he’s keeping spirits in pain in UCN#that fact never made sense with Cassidy#seeing her main goal was to help the crying child pass on#I think Andrew is keeping Cassidy down with him in hell though#that’s why we get shots of golden Freddy still being active#Cassidy is stuck cause of Andrew
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"Holding your hand doesn't have to mean that I accept your friendship," the liar said to the truthful, trying to lie in front of the only person who understands his intentions.
He knows, of course, that the liar did not lie. For the liar is also the truthful.
#saying that pure “i forgave my best friend that created the evil woman who almost destroyed the world” vanilla cookie wont forgive you#is like saying humans can have five legs#(statistically possible but very very rare)#anyways what i was quoting is meant to refer to shmilk never actually lying to vanilla for the whole comic#(except the “pretending to understand” bit but is it rlly lying if they both know its a lie and know that the other knows)#yes he could do this and that. but he never said he would. and pv knows he wouldn't#they understand each other <3 for they are one and the same <3#i have notes on this comic so if anyone wants me to yap just come yell at me at the tags or sumn#wanted to render this tbh but i got lazy so take these ugly doodles ig#smilk drawn from memory while i barely used references for pv (like.. halfway through making this LOLL)#hopefully this is readable ;w;#admittedly i feel like some parts can be quite ooc and if so i apologize im still wrapping my head around these two#i just want to put them both in a jar and shake them around grr#my doodles#pureshadow#shadowvanilla#shadownilla#not ship but feel free to interpret whatever#pure vanilla cookie#awakened pure vanilla cookie#shadow milk cookie#cookie run kingdom#crk#alt text available
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welcome to the world
#crowcraft#dc#kon el#superboy#so many ideas for the tube exit#I KNOW this isn’t how it happened but let me have this. I have things I think about and art is how I get them out before they eat me#this one’s about the moments of dazed confusion. he’d never even felt AIR before do you ever think about that. I think about that all the t#how strange would it be to Know so many things without having experienced them#the few seconds of disconnect here. his brain is firing all his knowledge and a startup ‘hello world’ sequence#but he’s never FELT. ANYTHING before#conner kent#so many strange sensations before it clicks as a ‘huh. so this is air. this is breathing this is thinking this is seeing hearing smelling-‘#ETC. sure babies do this but babies can’t remember shit#IDKK. I JUST THINK AHOUT IT A LOT
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YAAAAY U REPLIED TO MY ASK! 1!!! 1! 1! 1!! (also can we have some more shadow hating Robotnik for existing and loving stone for... Also existing)
They're all adapting
#ask ask ask#stobotnik#agent stone#doctor ivo robotnik#shadow the hedgehog#shadow doesn't understand the dynamic but he will protect stone#stone just thinks the doctor is acting a bit weird but hey at least he's not dead#robotnik is trying to... be a good boss-friend? honestly he doesn't know#he just wishes shadow would leave#also i headcanon that ivo built Stone's motorbike#was probably the first thing he actually created once he recovered from the events of the second movie#and he added a bunch of stuff stone never uses and a lot of safety things#(he just came out of multiple surgeries stone you don't need to go through that too)#but anyway it's a very cool bike so in this particular au i think stone would he like#hey doctor maybe you can do one for shadow too!#and ivo goes haha. never. NEVER.
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Malleus' bday is coming up, thoughts on what his sleepwear might be?
anticipating that reveal any time now, so gotta get my predictions in real quick (aka extremely fast drawings) (I'm sorry)
#art#twisted wonderland#kutsurogi my room#i have never drawn a good malleus in my life and i'm not about to start now#i do want him to have his tail out though#for no reason except to make me happy :)#man. i gave up on pulling for lilia to save for you mal#you better make this worth it#just kidding the idea of malleus in sleepwear is so inherently hilarious it could by anything and it would be worth it#what if it's just malleus in his regular school uniform#he doesn't sleep. he has no sense of time. he shows up to the library at 2am and is like 'am i late for the housewarden meeting'#yuu gets up in the middle of the night for a snack and malleus is just there. sitting in the rafters.#'the cracks in your ceiling plaster are particularly nice tonight human child'#'yeah okay cool tsunotarou. you want a hot chocolate or something'#'...yes please'
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Wyll being a terrible monster hunter is something that is so special actually. told to hunt heartless devil? immediately convinced of her goodness and humanity and without hesitation agrees to defy the devil who has his soul in custody and spare karlach at tremendous personal physical cost. vampire in camp? well hes handsome and funny and pretty polite about where he puts his teeth so it’s fine all things considered. finding out the person who ritualistically disemboweled a tiefling in front of him is a bhaalspawn like an unholy progeny of the god of murder that is culturally immediately reviled? no that’s his friend and he completely trusts in their ability to fight their nature with their own inner light. it doesn’t matter that they created the absolute they’re not that person anymore. Like Wyll. you are literally categorically not hunting the monsters. guy of all time
#he just will not do it. hes too friendly#the way he at his core would never ever dream of throwing someone out for making a warlock pact.‘like that’s what’s at the middle of it all#this is why i wish he could actually be mad at his father.#bg3#eldritch blastmaxxing
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