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This image came to me at 9 am and I don’t know how to explain myself, it was like I was possessed... I’m sorry, N. He would never do that.
#murder drones#serial designation n#biscuitbites#glitch productions#md fanart#murder drones fanart#freakyN#im sorry#digital art#uzi doorman#md nuzi#mostly made this for Reddit#nuzi#md meme#he would never do that
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dunno how much this has been talked about but like.... that scene with Jimmy berating Curly at the party..... that's not the first time that's happened, right???? Gives a tiny bit more insight into the power dynamics of their fucked up codependent thing, and another reason for why Curly is just an Inactive Useless King when dealing with the fact that his best friend is a dangerous, violent, and unpredictable rapist....
#curly mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#mouthwashing#they are so. SO. :studies them under a microscope:#terrible person and enabler who is Not A Great Captain whose inability to handle an awful situation dooms him and his entire crew <#it reminds me so much of like. those cases where there's some guy who is obviously a serial killer and his wife's like noooo no he couldn't#he would never do that#and she's obviously a victim of abuse too but. also. oh my god
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#gaslighting myself rn#he would never do that#hes not bad#please dont let it be true please#i want to die#i wanna end it so bad#make it stop#someone please end this shit#idk how much longer i can handle it before i genuinely try to kill myself#this is fucking exhausting
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Making the decision that in the TLT Musical the reason Bekendorf "started growing sunflowers everywhere" is because one of the nymphs actually really like him and decided to confess earlier that day. Bekendorf was flattered, but he loves Silena with every part of him so he very kindly turned her down. The nymph was very hurt that her feelings weren't returned so when he and Silena kissed she decided to try and screw with his relationship. Bekendorf would never in a million years cheat on Silena.
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rip to characters who get lost in the sauce, the sauce being headcannons.
#artisticmenace#themenaceuseswords#sometimes they arent even the same guy anymore#like that is NOT the guy anymore sorry#he would NEVER do that#have you even SEEN the thing that the guy is from ???
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I woke up earlier but fell back asleep immediately when my brain decided to conjure up the mental image of Someone petting my head to comfort me
it was nice but. why him
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“uhm i think mike would be disgusted by the idea of will liking him you know. Everyone in the eighties were homophobic so like it’s REALISTIC for him to hate gay people. Like i hope they show us real reaction that 80s teenager would have. I realy hope we see mike insult Will and treat him like the little whiny stuPID, INSIGNIFICANT, HORRIBLE, TIME CONSUMING WASTE OF AIR, little fairy that he is. I wish mike starts beating him up, i hope mike says that he always hated gay people and hate crime him,i wish he dumps him and marry my perfect queen that i do not obsess over since she’s eleven like a creep mill- i mean eleven, then he names his kids will to bully and beat the crap outta him every day, i wish he burns everything that has will names attached to it, I wish we see a time skip where we see mike marching in the street against gay marriage and then finally we end the show will alone crying like and a bitch and sa himself like his stupid ugly actor whose name start with a n and finishes by a h, i hate him soooo much since he came ou- i mean changed, yeah, changed. Yeah just like i said stranger things is a realistic show so all that happening is totally logical. HEY i have nothing against gay people you know”
-that one redditor whose totally not homophobic
#byler#like honestly these people are the literal worst#realistic my ass#did you watch the show?#If this show was realistic a ton of shit would have never happened#the suzie dustin plot#eleven in general#the russian plotline#and they keep trying to hide their deep and ultra weird hate for will and noah for realism sakes#yeah sure MIKE of allllll people would hate will#Like i understand maybe you think mike straight ok i can understand but mike hating will because of his sexuality#that's ridiculous#he defended will so many times#he would never do that#I can understand shipping melvin when your a ga member or something i understand but i draw the line at such wild shit#Also most of this wasn't exaggerated like really most of these brave takes were actually said by a living human being#lol i can't wait when mike and will start kissing next season
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fueled by the exhilaration of a good bike ride and the desperation about a really bad characterisation i just wrote a cycling rpf crack fic. or parts of it.
#first fic in twenty years#thanks to that person who made tadej pogačar drink wine the night before a race#HE WOULD NEVER DO THAT#also thanks to the odeg and café milano for providing me with a place to sit#coffee and ice-cream#anyone wants to read it? and help me maybe?
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you guys know I have mommy issues
i called her today, when she was out of her work. i missed her and she said i can't call her anymore because I'm not a kid anymore.
#class of 2013#evie speaks 🥂#or#evie vents 🥂#dancing rasta is my father#and my mother#he would never do that
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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.
All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.
#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day#and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi#he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes#but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently
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#funny talking tag#My favorite thing to do is HC characters as trans but also that they've never heard that term before and act accordingly.#My other favorite thing to do is make characters repressed.#My other other favorite thing to do is make a character go ''I feel like a(n) object/animal/thing pretending to be a man/woman''#''but I don't really care about that right now I have a job''#Anyway while this post can be about whichever characters you feel fit I made this with a certain character in mind.#(Dimentio of SPM fame) (He has something really specific going on that makes me cackle) (You can ask me about it)#(Also Morceau Oleander is a trans woman to me because she would be happier)#(and she deserves to live a life not defined by other's expectations of her)#Someone put a forbidden and ancient curse on this post so no more.
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"I don't know what to say. I'm insulted. I'm not some kind of monster, you know."
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he would never say that but instead its he would never be a fucking police officer
#end all police officer aus#i hate reading a fic description and being like wow sounds good#then seeing the police officer character tag#he would NEVER DO THAT
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Wyll being a terrible monster hunter is something that is so special actually. told to hunt heartless devil? immediately convinced of her goodness and humanity and without hesitation agrees to defy the devil who has his soul in custody and spare karlach at tremendous personal physical cost. vampire in camp? well hes handsome and funny and pretty polite about where he puts his teeth so it’s fine all things considered. finding out the person who ritualistically disemboweled a tiefling in front of him is a bhaalspawn like an unholy progeny of the god of murder that is culturally immediately reviled? no that’s his friend and he completely trusts in their ability to fight their nature with their own inner light. it doesn’t matter that they created the absolute they’re not that person anymore. Like Wyll. you are literally categorically not hunting the monsters. guy of all time
#he just will not do it. hes too friendly#the way he at his core would never ever dream of throwing someone out for making a warlock pact.‘like that’s what’s at the middle of it all#this is why i wish he could actually be mad at his father.#bg3#eldritch blastmaxxing
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Local idiot absolutely destroys his twin brother
⚠️ Do not try this at home❗️⁉️
#I imagine Ford weighs like a stack of papers because he never fucking ate anything during his frantic search for his brother#my unhealthy habit silly old man <3 he gains weight after he finds Stanley again dw dw#Sometimes Stan remembers who Ford is- sometimes he doesn't. Depends on the time of day#but I do think it would be hilarious if Stanley's first reaction to suddenly finding himself near a seeming stranger is to FLIP him#my art#gravity falls#gravity falls au#HWINEBHABWNAJCAHOWEEATOWEUB AU#stanley pines#stan pines#stanford pines#ford pines#grunkle stan#grunkle ford#a few more silly doodles out of my system <3
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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.
#i can't believe i'm saying this#DEADPOOL CAN GET IT#Logan I'm sobbing I understand why you lunged at him#I would too bestie#it's the sass for me folks#paint that car white as much as they painted it red my god#a deadpool thirst post? from me? more likely than you'd think#this is a branch in realities i know it#i've never had Feelings for this motherfucker until this movie#all i'm left with is anger now because WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM ME#camera crew could have just made it landscape but noooooo they had to do a medium shot of this son of a bitch#i'm sending an especially affectionate fuck you in ryan reynolds' direction#i love how you love deadpool#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#don't get me wrong i've always adored deadpool's personality. nobody's that hilarious and not have humongous balls i mean trauma.#but i've never went 'why he kinda' until this specific shot right here#@ camera crew why the fuck did you zoom in? WHY?#for me? well it's infuriating#do it again#gif is credit to the owner#30 tags aren't enough for me to dismantle how this shot made me feel. tumblr you gotta update#damn tumblr i'm tryna feed a village here#guys just find my other post
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