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My man just has mental breakdown
His relatives told him to move out and live his grown-ass life
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this is my cat
does anyone like my cat
i bought him off ebay for 4 pennies
#he won't bite#gay agenda#no little german boy#don't touch the mcdonalds sprite#ghost eyes#tobias schneien#thats crazy
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Free my man he did nothing wrong (literally)
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Oni would like to say hello to everyone...uh in his own special way.
He has a surprise for you so shake his hand!
#violentale#undertale au#sans au#Oni#oni sans#Come on shake his hand#He won't bite#Maybe#Nah maybe just back away slowly#OKAY NO RUN LIKE RIGHT NOW!
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I.. I had too-
he won't bite ❤
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Just a spooky little guy~
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cumpost
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This is Grimgas, be nice to him
#grimgas#Grimgas#Sludge#pixel art#art#He won't bite#he can't#he has no teeth#only sludge#Don't eat the sludge
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my tabaxi/quarterling monk, Zoomis, for dragons of stormwreck isle
#artists on tumblr#ocs#dnd#tabaxi#halfling#quarterling#dnd art#monk#he's an orange cat#a little feral#soft boy#you can pet him#he won't bite#purrrr
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"dazai would princess carry chuuya" "dazai would hold chuuya bridal style" no shutup dazai would pick chuuya up like he's a sopping wet kitten or a sack of potatoes
#its his love language to sling chuuya across his shoulder like a prized trout he just caught#skk height difference comin in clutch when dazai can hoist chuuya off the ground and dangle him in the air#and chuuya can bite and hiss and scream like a cat but his feet won't touch the ground#also sorry for not posting for the past month i got depression🥰#dw i'm back now#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#osamu dazai#dazai osamu#chuuya nakahara#nakahara chuuya#soukoku#skk#lotus draws
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yuuji’s the friend that’s ridiculously affectionate, but he’s that way with everyone he’s close to, so it’s easy not to pay it any attention. he drapes his arm and his entire body weight across megumi’s shoulders, he plays with megumi’s fingers when he’s bored, lays his head in nobara’s lap while they gossip, on a good day, he can even be found brushing and braiding her hair—yuuji’s even twirled gojo around in a hug on more than one occasion, so it’s nothing out of the ordinary. except, he seems to have a thing for just picking you up. when he’s trying to get by in the cramped kitchen, instead of squeezing behind you, he often puts his hands on your hips, lifts you and swivels and places you right back on your feet before fetching cereal from the cabinet like it’s no big deal. you’re one to fall asleep on the couch, but yuuji’s one to lift you up bridal style and carry you back to your room—or over his shoulder in a fireman’s carry when you’re drunk and want to fight back and insist that you’re sober. there’s a puddle on the ground and instead of helping you hop to the other side, he just wraps his arm around your waist and carries you while he jumps across, puts you down, and continues on walking. you get good news and yuuji’s the first to pick you up and throw you up and down like you weigh nothing to him, like you’re a kid and he’s your trampoline… he’s so casual with all his affection, you know it’s second nature to him, but that doesn’t make it easier for your brain to short circuit in those moments… makes you stop to wonder if he’s that strong unintentionally and attractive without thought, then what can he do when he’s trying…
#bites a brick wall he's so . hes so effortlessly attractive i need to bash his head into drywall.#it probably wouldn't hurt him...#two things we brush over too quickly as a society:#(1) yuuji just. punching through a concrete wall and being surprised that other people cant. what the hell what the FUCK#and (2) 'if it's just pain itadori yuuji won't stop'. like///thats crazy..... GOD. i need to have him#yuuji itadori x reader#yuuji x reader#yuji itadori x reader#yuji x reader#💌
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"don't worry he won't bite"
#he won't bite cloud; that is#(unless he asks nicely......)#ffvii#cloud strife#zack fair#zakkura#my art <3#dark!zack au#<- getting REAL hard to tell where one au ends and the next one starts lol
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I LOVE Teen Stan and Ford, it’s sad they don’t get drawn enough, so thank you so much!
Does Ford ever help Stan when he gets overstimulated? Or maybe when he has a rage response and suddenly starts crying and calls himself stupid?
Here's the other post with Ford
#I am once again asking someone to write me a fic about these two posts. pretty please 🥺#this took me way too long to think off#the dialogue was escaping me#if you can guess what the book he's reading is... you won't win anything I just think it would be cool#maybe Stan got upset about his grades. or a boxing match ir something#sometimes I too bite myself. not deep enough to draw blood but enough to bruise. it's gotten better over the tears but still#now and then...#anywayszzzzzzzz#ask#anonymous#gravity falls#stan pines#stanley pines#stanford pines#ford pines#teen stan#teen ford#art#fanart#traditional art#watercolor#the last few drawings came out so nicely#both of them are emotionally constipated in their teen years (and onwards honestly) so instead of addressing the crying they ignore it#they pretend it never happened#btw here you can see my (successful) attempt at putting Ford out of the picture so I don't have to draw more#comic#long post#look at their socks#I forgot the 's' in 'books' I'm so stupid god
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I kept my lips sealed that he should never, never see the sharp teeth in my mouth that the vampiric blood had given me, the tiny evil vampire's teeth - the Vampire Armand
#turns out his fangs being tiny is book accurate guys!#need to see him bite into people with his tiny evil vampire teeth 🥰 i don't think we've actually seen it yet#also im really looking at them here and won't his front teeth hit before his fangs do? i guess thats how you end up with big chewed up scar#like the one daniel has. louis's teeth must hit similarly if he's not careful?#iwtv#interview with the vampire#the vampire armand#amc iwtv
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crash ‘89
#rust cohle#true detective#he was barely twenty five#crash being something rust wanted to escape while simultaneously being an escape and coping mechanism for his grief hmmh#going from I’m not a violent dog I don’t know why I bite#to I am not your pet I never liked you I don't care about you I won't wait for you. I bite.#95 rust knows why he bites
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Where can I get a 6'1" Scottish cat seeking cuddles?
#david tennant#david tennant in chairs#legs for days#just like all the limbs#an almost indecent camera angle#soft scottish hipster gigolo#soft scottish kittycat#good lord he's beautiful#the eyes the hair the nose the everything#can't pick a favorite and won't try to#i want to summit him#i wanna take a bite out of those drumsticks#bbc true love
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