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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year ago
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date night! Barnaby planned. well. "planned"
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across-violet-skies · 4 months ago
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another short oneshot for the Queering the Chain event!!!
prompt: gender euphoria
event host: @queering-the-chain
preview under the cut!!! <3
It had been a long week. Between surviving in Hyrule’s world, traversing Wild’s Dueling Peaks, and dealing with Legend in Wind’s world, the Chain was exhausted.
The portal to Lon Lon Ranch was a blessing. A very, very overdue blessing, but a blessing nonetheless.
All nine of their number were dropped rather unceremoniously in the grass, each of them groaning and nauseous. Four gagged, hair held back by Twilight as they tried to hold onto their lunch. 
“Oh, thank Hylia!” Sky exclaimed, pressing a hand to his chest. “The ranch!”
Time’s ears perked. The ranch? His home? That would mean-
“Well howdy there, darlin’s!” Malon greeted, grinning brightly. One hand supported a horse saddle, resting on her hip. “Always nice when y’all get to stop by the ranch!”
Twilight lets go of Four’s hair, giving the smithy a gentle pat on the back. “Howdy, Miss Malon,” he greets, dipping his head. “Need any help with that saddle?”
“Well, aren’t you a dear!” She held the saddle out, smile bright. “If you wouldn’t mind, this needs to go to the barn.”
“Of course, ma’am.” Twilight stepped closer, allowing Malon to drop the saddle in his arms. Twilight caught it with a grunt of effort, mild surprise in his expression from the weight.
Legend yawned. “Well, I’m going to take a nap. Don’t bother me for at least…” He squinted up at the sky. “...three hours.”
“I’m joining him.” Warriors tossed a thumb back at Legend, who was already halfway to the ranch house.
Wild waved a shy hand. “Hi Miss Malon. Is it okay if-”
“Wild, sweetheart, the kitchen is open for whatever you need,” Malon offered.
“Just don’t burn the house down,” Time added, lifting a finger.
Wild grinned. “Thank you!” They were already running toward the house.
Four groaned. “I might nap as well.” They stretched, cracking their neck. “Maybe later I can do some weapon maintenance.”
“Get some rest, darlin’,” Malon encouraged gently. “Y’all must be exhausted.”
Wind mumbled under his breath, following the smithy. Presumably, he was also going to take a nap, despite not seeming too happy about it.
Sky smiled. “Well, if the rest of them are going…” He shrugged, eyes crinkled. “I’ll see you later!”
“Um…” Hyrule fiddled with faer hands, shrugging awkwardly. “Can I go play with the fairies?”
Malon chuckled. “You don’t have to ask permission, sweetheart.” She waved them on, smiling encouragingly.
“Be back before sundown,” Time added, calling after the excited traveler.
And then there were two.
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talesfromtheindigoghost · 6 years ago
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Good Intentions: Entry 4
The noise ringing through my mind was like trying to tell someone you were on the phone with about a movie, only to get tired of explaining and just held the phone up to the TV.
Screams of the thing in front of me’s regret rang through my skull, a hateful symphony of slammed doors and shattered lives pounding to the melody of a poorly tuned violin accompanying a macabre dance. Every demon I had imagined when I started shampooing my hair had made itself known to me with desperate hunger and empty hatred.
Before I could even begin to think of an appropriate way to react the thing closes the short distance from the door to the tub and sends me slamming against the freezing cold porcelain with an unintended shoulder tackle.
You ever get that moment of panic when you’re in the shower? That sudden sense of dread that convinces you that you’re about to slip and break your neck at any given moment? It’s usually inspired by dropping something or not feeling as completely sure footed as you expected to in that half a moment that feels exactly like leaning too far back in your chair and realizing you’re teetering over the edge.
My inspiration let out a horrifying and meaty screech as flecks of toxic bile and tar flew out of its dish water oatmeal mouth. An uncomfortably thick and hot mound of quivering mush violently ripped open, only to clamp down just as suddenly onto my shoulder. The dull pressure shocked me far more than any tooth or claw ever could, the thing’s obsessive jaw, or what’s passing for it, suddenly becoming a gross tourniquet as it kept me pinned against the wall.
I have no idea who I’m so furious with, whose very existence drags me to the depths of hell and its boiling lakes of rage. I can feel every bit of the thing that used to be someone’s grudge, every idle thought of dark violence or worse tightens its inhuman vice grip as I let out my own howling screaming. I hear the bone in my arm splinter before I start to feel it a solid moment later.
The radio static in my skull hisses louder, an ear piercing electronic squeal resonates through my mind until the picture comes into the view. I can hear the person this thing used to be sobbing into a glass of water after their final meal. I can taste all of the chemicals and poisons the water washes down. I can feel myself swallowing my own hatred, seething from the very depths of my soul that my death poisons someone else with regret.
The crushing creaking of my arm snaps me back to reality with a sickening pop. I hear something heavy and wet slap against the edge of the tub.
I’ve been through a lot of physical traumas in my life. Fifty times back and forth, after all, I would say it’s downright reasonable to assume I have. They were always relatively quick and painless. Slow and quiet. The kinds of things your mind doesn’t like to let itself dwell on for too long or else it’ll just ruin your day. My point is that I’ve experienced pain and shock before.
I’ve never experienced losing an arm.
I don’t care for that shit one bit, now that I think about it.
We scream together, the noises blurring together with the crashing red river pouring out of where my arm used to be. I found myself lost in that indescribable haze of death I had gotten so familiar with over the years. Blindly feeling my way through the darkness and confusion of being confronted by the monsters of our mistakes, like a starving beast that stumbled into the open back door of a butcher’s shop during payday.
Whoever the person this thing used to be had died alone. I know his life story the moment I sink my teeth into its neck in sheer desperation. His poisonous entitlement flood my mouth with tar and the deep, hateful taste of his woeful sexual frustration. I chew through waterlogged grey flesh covering my prize, the demon’s intruding desires to flay and gnash the skin of the women that denied him.
I feel everything within me become violent disgust. I live through every excruciating moment of the person this thing used to be’s life and turn around to see reality coming to splash ice water down my exposed spine. I experience the sensation of being a monster. I feel the warm blood pour over me as I end lives after I’ve violated them. I feast on their fear as they beg me for mercy. I grow drunk on the power of denying it. I crave more, I demand more. I deserve more. They should be grateful that I they had the opportunity to make me feel good.
I feel my pride and power melt away as I read the letter from someone who knows what I am.
I realize that even in death this monster can’t help but violate people.
My stomach growls and I remember my hunger.
I bite through the thin, pathetically weak vine of black licorice and feel its entire body go limp and slide away from me. The haze of death lifts like rain clouds after a storm and lets the shining sun and rainbows of euphoria fill me with an inner sense of peace and balance as I understand that this accursed demon will no longer torment the innocent.
It felt great, right up until I noticed that I was being pulled down by the dissolving blackened carcass that no longer pinned me up against the tiles. It took me half a moment to understand that I no longer had an arm to catch myself before I fall and break my neck on the side of the bath tub.
I close my eyes as the second half of the moment is spent accepting what was about to happen.
I never remember how I get here. Not at first, at least.
It’s always the same, yet it feels like it’s the first time this has ever happened.
At least, I thought so at first. I’m not alone this time. The person that thing used to be had taken its place on the ground beside me, both of us climbing to our feet in front of that gaudy gated community and its obnoxiously overstated security gate.
I look up from the jarring sight of my whole, intact arm and notice that Peter is already on his walkie talkie with a look that shows he’s just as surprised to see me as I am to be here. My gut tenses, the lead weight of anger yanks my guts into my knees and spills the contents of my heart from my mouth in a bloody and furious geyser of righteous ire.
“What in the fuck are you doing here?”
I roar at the pathetic monster whose sins had just torn my arm off and broke my neck. I don’t even feel myself hesitate from marching up to Peter’s desk and slamming my fist down on top of the golden “Ring For Service” bell situated right in front of the nervous man awaiting a response on his radio.
“What in the fuck is he doing here?”
Peter stammered and fumbled over his words, his eyes darting back and forth between the monster and I in apparent confusion, weakly shirking the responsibility of an answer through halfhearted shrugs and another plead into his walkie talkie for someone to come to the gate.
I’m so insulted at the notion that this monster, this vile and unforgivable creature, is even allowed to approach what appears to be heaven. I’m so angry that I don’t even care that we’re both still completely nude and, even further unnoticed, whole and human once more.
Not even the soothing hymns floating serenely through the golden breeze, lighting up the clouds softly with its love and profound purpose could distract me from the overwhelming indignation of knowing the monster responsible for every single one of its horrific life experiences that I had been made to relive was being entertained the opportunity to plead for entry into what I can only assume is a peaceful eternity.
Peter and I were so caught up in this sudden, unexpected confrontation that neither of us had noticed the sorry excuse for what may be considered human trying to jump the shimmering gold fence. It wasn’t until I saw it wobbling and threatening to bend forward under the murderer’s weight that I understood just how flimsy and decorative the fence itself was.
Whatever either of us were about to say or do was violently interrupted by the sound of three rapid gunshots as the monster’s chest exploded outward into a spray of meaty confetti across the clouds and its head simply ceased to be.
In the blink of an eye he, and any evidence of the scene that had just unfolded vanished. Out of sight, and just as suddenly, out of mind.
I turn just in time to see a cowboy proudly slipping a golden six-shooter back into an ornate fast draw holster around his waist. He shoots me a wink and tips his ten gallon hat with a knowing grin, the ringing in my ears easing and fading into an easily dismissed memory of annoyance. It’s easy to see that Peter is just as stunned as I am at how abruptly this situation has been forcefully diffused
I find myself holding my hands up in uncertainty, an unease I don’t think I’ve ever felt in the times I’ve been here. I take a bit of comfort in seeing that I’m not the only one here that’s uncomfortable as the tall, intimidating law man steps forward with both hands resting confidently around a huge, audacious belt buckle in the shape of a shining star emblazoned with a flaming sword.
“Well howdy there, fellas.”
Peter stands up straight and adjusts his suspenders and name tag, coughing lightly in an attempt to find his bearings with a stern, yet frazzled face.
“It took you long enough. I specifically asked you to try and be here before either of them got here.”
It wasn’t hard to see how little this towering cowboy cared about punctuality with the casual, yet shockingly firm way he clapped a hand onto my shoulder in near perfect time with the gate swinging open to welcome us both.
“You and I need to have a talk about the mess you’ve got yourself into, son.” His words hit me like a series of left hooks and dazzling footwork, sending me into a stumbling stupor and making it all the easier for the strange figure with all the charisma and commanding presence of the toughest sheriff in all of the wild wild west.
I manage to break the trance for a moment as we approach another office just beyond an unrecognizable wall of clouds that the obnoxiously golden gate were built into. I can’t seem to get the words out but thankfully stopping in your tracks with an expression of confusion is fairly universal, even here.
“Right, I’m gettin’ ahead of myself. Introductions.”
Before I know it, his strong and powerful hand is gripping me in a handshake that overwhelms me with its command for respect. The kind of strength that makes a man tremble in awe and question every single one of his life choices.
“It’s a pleasure to finally meet you, I’m a fan of your work. You can call me Michael.”
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