#he was such a loser. he started climbing and i was like augh my skirt :( and 2 seconds later i was like ok mom this one is mine now | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

zombiesama · 1 year

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My cat is disabled (food allergies + a neurological? Problem? We don't know really) and im just like?? He picked me. Did he KNOW I was disabled and was like "ya know. This dude in a skirt will take care of me. I will climb him now so he falls in love"?? Like ah yes. This family looks fucked up enough. They're all disabled too so I will be well cared for. Time to become parrot.

#rice rambles #for context when i first met my cat he climbed up my skirt and sat on my shoulder #and i was like. ah yes. this is the one.#i had INTENDED on getting an adult kitty but i went to see the kittens for 2 minutes and this bastard picked me #he was such a loser. he started climbing and i was like augh my skirt :( and 2 seconds later i was like ok mom this one is mine now #his name was ace when we got him and the shelter tried to give me the wrong cat and i was just >:( no i studied his face thats not the right #baby. and then the right baby climbed onto my shoulder again and i was like !! this is the right baby! my son!#he was such a lil guy.

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