#he was so tired of my V LMFAOO

[lavnderkiwi]

damn man...i just asked a question 😞

[a-aexotic]

picture perfect, chapter 1.

-> summary. you go to rafe's house after the lame pool party, venting and he makes you feel better.

-> normal taglist (for now) @eli-yeah @vigilanteshitposting @midnightsgetawaycar @cilliansangel @voniikg @ninasw0rld @aavenxx

-> warnings. smut! 18+, mdni. unprotected (wrap it before u tap it), pretty soft smut tbh, p in v, angst to fluff, noah being a weirdo, lmk if i missed anything!

-> ren's notes first time writing smut..... give me some criticism pls, i felt so dirty writing this LMFAOO.

ALSO, if you wanted to be added to my picture perfect taglist, lmk in the comments or something! thanks!

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Your car was parked outside the Cameron's mansion and you sat in there, questioning your motives. For the first time, when you drove to Rafe's house, you didn't feel guilty. Not even a tiny bit and that was what made you nervous. You felt as if everything your parents had raised you to be, was stripped away. You were a liar and a cheater, the worst thing a person could be and the worst part was you didn't even feel bad anymore.

You were naturally a empathetic person. You felt for other people and you always tired to be the kindest person you could be to others because that's how you wanted to be treated. You always wanted the kindness back but did you ever receive it? No. You were stepped on and pushed because of your warm-hearted and loving personality. For once in your entire life you've felt like you got the energy back.

Even though it was something that you shouldn't feel proud of, you were happy that you found someone who appreciates you for you. Even if it was Rafe Cameron, the druggy who you've known since you were kids.

You decided that for tonight, and every night that followed - you were going to be selfish. You were leaving Outer Banks in a couple months away, what's the worst that could happen? A lot could happen but of course, you pushed that aside as you opened your car door, getting out.

You locked your door and waited outside of it for Rafe's confirmation text. You couldn't just go knocking because his family would have questions, especially this early in the night. So Rafe was going to sneak you in.

rafe ����💫 dad's asleep so you can come in. i don't think sarah or wheezie will care

y/n 😍🤭 u sure???

rafe 🍃💫 ofc, just come to the front door and i'll let u in

You hesitantly walked away from your car to the Cameron's front door. You heard some footsteps and then you heard the door open, revealing Rafe. He looked tired - he was in pajama pants and a UMICH shirt, his hair messily laying on his forehead. He looked good.

You couldn't help but blush at the sight - you always preferred Rafe in more comfortable clothes, he looked so much better. You still loved the occasional suit though. He smirked at your lingering gaze, his ego going through the roof.

"Come in." He said softly and you obliged, walking in the front door of his huge house. You swiftly walked towards the stairs, Rafe following close behind. You'd been in his house hundreds of times at this point, you know the house like the back of your hand. You walked towards his room, quietly opening the door.

You walked in the door and made a beeline for his bed, taking off your sandals, jumping on it slightly. You sighed in content as you breathed in Rafe's familiar scent. You heard Rafe close the door behind him and he made his way to his bed, sitting on it.

You were laying on your stomach comfortably, your eyes closed in content. You hadn't felt this comfortable since the last time you were here and even though it may have been only a couple days ago, it felt like years to you. The stress of Noah's birthday was taking a toll on you and Rafe could see it.

"You okay?" Rafe shifted so he could be closer to you, his leg next your shoulder as you opened your eyes.

You sighed. "Yeah. Same old, same old."

"What'd he do this time?" Rafe had a bitter strike in his voice. He never liked Noah even before you two starting hanging out, his arrogance always pissed him off. Now he had another reason to hate him - he made you sad.

"Mar invited me to the pool, remember?"

Rafe hummed in response, listening intently.

"And remember how I told you Noah almost went through our texts and how I told him I'd get us weed? Well, that was kind of the only reason they wanted me there, for your weed." You explained, venom dripping in your voice.

Rafe looked annoyed. He sighed as he laid his head on his bed frame. "They're fucking weird."

"That's not even the worst part, they were ignoring me the entire time. I expected Nance to show up but she didn't." Your voice and expression had turned into a gloomy one. Rafe felt his heart break at your unhappiness.

He bent his neck down to where your face was, planting a soft kiss on your lips. He pulled away, looking into your eyes. "Fuck them," he mumbled and you smiled.

You pulled in again, pressing your lips against his passionately. You swiftly sat up as the kiss progressed, Rafe putting his hands on your face.

He moved his hands downward to your hips, guiding you to sit right on top of him, straddling him. The kiss had become less soft and more messy and needy, practically all tongue and teeth.

Rafe slowly pulled away from the kiss and you swallowed down a groan of annoyance but you quickly were back into bliss as he connected his wet lips on your jaw, leaving a trail of kisses down to your neck.

You let out a soft whimper at the contact, making Rafe harden beneath you. "No marks,"

He hummed against your neck, "Of course baby."

You started to move your hips absentmindedly against Rafe's, making him groan into your neck. He squeezed your hips as he went up to your lips again, pulling you in closer for another long kiss.

He started jerking up into you slowly and you could his breathy soft moans against your lips and you felt yourself become even more wet, if that was even possible.

He moved one of his hands to your face, moving a piece of hair that was on your forehead. Rafe pulled away and then led you to lay down on his bed, shifting in between your legs. He moved his clothed bulge to your core and you let out a soft moan and he felt himself twitch at the sound.

Rafe once again went in for another long kiss and you whimpered, "I need you, now."

He smiled against your lips, your neediness making him go absolutely wild. You were only in shorts so it was easy access, he pulled your shorts and your panties off in one go as you lifted your hips so he could easily get them off. He threw them on the ground before taking off his pajama pants, pulling them down to his thighs.

He pulled out his long member and softly stroked it. Rafe leaned his head back in arousal as he let out a groan at the contact. His tip was angry red and you felt yourself squirm below him. No matter how many times you and Rafe do this, his size will never fail to amaze you.

Rafe moved his member down to your clit and put the tip in, making you let out a loud unexpected moan. Rafe pulled his hand away and put it on top of yours, squeezing it. Rafe pulled in closer to you, putting a soft kiss on your cheek.

"You gotta be quiet, okay?"

You nodded swiftly and let out another sound. Rafe pulled away, lacing his fingers in yours as he slowly slid in, making you let out another moan. "Fuck, baby. I missed you."

You hummed in response, too focus on your pleasure to even take in what Rafe was even saying. Rafe slid all the way in, causing you to put your hand over your mouth to stop your loud noises. He stayed there for a moment, basking in the warm feeling of being inside of you.

He pulled his face closer once again and you removed your hand for a second so that he could kiss you. He started thrusting slowly in and out of you and you couldn't stop the loud moans from escaping your mouth. Rafe's mouth was still on yours so he swallowed them in, making soft moans as well.

Before you knew it, you felt that familiar tight knot in your stomach, your pleasure on a completely other level as you felt Rafe's lips pull away from yours. He let go of your hand, putting his hands on your hips and roughly pounded into you.

Your hand whipped over your mouth to muffle the loud moans from escaping your lips. The knot became tighter and tighter and you couldn't take it anymore.

Rafe could see it as well, your face contorted in the pleasure and you became tigher. "Let go, baby. Cum for me, come on. Cum for me." He encouraged. You listened to him, letting out an extremely loud moan as you felt yourself come down on the high.

Rafe was still thrusting into you, helping you ride through your orgasm as he felt his own coming, too. As he thrusted into you, he pulled you in for a kiss as he felt himself cum above you. He let out a loud groan and you squirmed beneath him, your pussy aching at the overusage.

He stayed inside you for a few moments, revelling in the quiet moment with you. He laid his head on your chest, listening to your fast heartbeat slowly become normal again.

Rafe then sat up, swiftly pulling out and you suddenly felt incomplete. It was the same feeling every time; you only felt right and complete when Rafe was inside of you. He sighed as he looked at your fucked-out expression.

You looked so beautiful; well, you always did but Rafe always felt proud when he saw your pretty face after he just rocked your world. He was proud because he knew Noah could never make you feel that way - he won't ever see you like this.

You smiled lazily up at him once you'd caught his gaze. "That was something."

"It's always something, sweetheart." He returned the smile. It was never awkward after, it always felt normal with him. With Noah, the only other person you'd ever felt comfortable enough to share this experience with, it was always like awkward and abnormal.

You got off his bed and headed to his bathroom. After quickly using it and washing your hands, you came back to see Rafe tucked into bed. He looked tired and you smiled at the sight. You closed the bedroom lights before walking over to his bed, quickly getting in. Rafe opened his arm out for you and you laid on his chest, listening to his heartbeat.

He put his head on top of yours and he felt his eyes become heavy. The scent of your shampoo was the best smell in the world for Rafe, it was his favorite and it always made him the most comfortable.

He slowly drifted off to sleep before he awakened again with a buzzing sound on his nightstand. You groaned in annoyance as you grabbed it lazily from the table, reading the caller ID and furrowing your eyebrows.

Incoming Call from Noah ❤️

It was only 11 pm and it would've been weird if you didn't answer. You answered it, making Rafe pull away and roll his eyes.

"Hey." You answered.

"Hi, Y/N. Uh, where'd you go?"

You tried your best not to let out a scoff. Only two hours later he decided to care where you went. "Home, I was tired."

"You feeling okay?"

Why do you care, you wanted to say. "Yeah. I am... why are you calling?"

"Just wanted to talk to you... I miss you."

There was silence on both lines once he uttered those three words. Rafe had heard him and whipped his head towards you, growing frustrated.

"Anyway." Noah mumbled. "I'll see you tomorrow morning for brunch, Mom wants to take us."

"Yeah, okay. I'm tired, I gotta go to bed."

"Okay, goodnight."

"Night."

You hung up the phone as quickly as possible, turning back to Rafe. Your gaze softened at the annoyed sight of Rafe, making you crack a smile.

"What a fuckin' tool."

You laughed as Rafe laid back down, getting in the same position as before. You laid swiftly on top of him, growing tired as well. "I know."

"I miss you, my ass." He muttered. "God I hate him."

"Me too, Rafe." You said, your eyes feeling heavier and heavier. "I'm falling asleep so let's continue this conversation tomorrow."

He smiled. "Okay, goodnight Y/N/N."

Your heart jumped at the nickname. "Goodnight Rafey."

[arthenaa]

took a break from comms to draw another artwork lmfaoo ,,, if you've been reading my works, you probs keep seeing the name "Nora Finley" pop up. this is her, my MC <3 with one of my OCS, Nier. they're best friends <3.

some facts abt them i guess:

nier is a lestrange and a pureblood but he was sorted in ravenclaw

nora is a half-blood whose pureblood ancestry is still unknown.

nier may be fucking attractive ok but he has a v manipulative personality hes a walking red flag

the type to have this smiling kind facade and then turn to nora to talk shit about people yeah hes that ugly

shes kinda tired of him tbh but who'll tolerate this mf

tried to rizz up nora but immediately berated him for being so shameless

its nier who first approached nora bc of her unique hair

her mom has it too

he stuck with her ever since

nier is bi <3 while nora is a lesbian <3

mans is fucking obsessed with ominis its concerning

they're partners in crime do not separate them

nora has a standard rbf but the only time it falters is when she's around poppy

gay mfs

both are hopelessly pining for their crushes its kinda pathetic

platonic soulmates

[sizzlingpatrolfox]

https://www.tumblr.com/sizzlingpatrolfox/736381849376571392/so-thats-the-phone-sex-jk-was-talking-about-in?source=share

Lmfaoo but honestly imagine bam making it to his stories(probably last for some time like few days) but not yeontan lol. Both are the same they deserve e/o don't they?? I just hope they get more close and jm won't be close to them anymore. a vile wish to make but I'm just tired of this fandom the hate jm get's cause i do remember very well tkkrs said jm posted that beach picture of him and jk without jk's consent (when thd guy wss naked the whole seven era) but a picture was needing consent but now they trending "what did i say? Trust they they always come through" like now can i say tae didn't took jk's consent to post his blad pic when jk has refused to show his bald head?(i know he did but if we go by tkkrs'logic then that's only fair)..

No post for supposed "soulmate" (if i get the guy who started this soulmate shit I'm gonna throw him off a cliff), no mention of the one he's enlisting with but yes let's talk about jungkook before i go so #they won't leave me. I know jm cares for them but hope he doesn't baby them that much they both are unworthy and yes maybe the hate jm get's has clouded my head but doing all that but never calling out your breed I'm gonna sit here once they get partners and see how their partners get's shraded left and right. Best luck to the partners but I'll laugh that day.

They hated Jesus (me) because he told them the truth (that vminkook doesn't revolve around Jimin).

Taehyung probably doesn't even have pictures of Jimin, let's be real. And as I've said before, I believe neither does Jungkook, so.

[herweirdass]

dream girl | vh

requested!

Y/n rested her head against the steering wheel of her car not wanting to move at all. She had the worst day known to man and wanted nothing more than to be in her bed, but first she would have to get out of the car.

She entered the house saying hi to everyone not wanting to be rude and went up to Vinnie’s room instead of her own. He was streaming so she laid down on his bed with Hera, patiently waiting for it to be over.

She watched him as he streamed admiring him the whole time. They had fooled everyone including themselves that they weren’t anything but friends when in reality, she wasn’t ready for a relationship not wanting to project her past issues on someone else and him not knowing how to express his feelings.

Vinnie soon ended the stream, joining Y/n in his bed. He laid his head on her chest and threw his arm over her waist. She scooted closer to him putting wrapping her arms around him, one hand resting on his head.

“Tired?” She asked as she ran her fingers through his hair.

He shook his head no, just wanting to be in her embrace. They laid like that for a while with Hera in the middle.

He could stay like that forever and so could she. Just them and Hera.

“Y/n?” Vinnie said nervously.

“Hmm?”

“Let me take you out on a date. A real one, no interruptions, just us.”

He had been planning on asking for months not knowing what your reaction would be, he got too scared to ask.

“Okay.” She smiled.

“Okay?” He questioned looking up at her to make sure she wasn’t joking.

“Yeah.”

“Okay.” He said smiling back at her, putting his head back on her chest. She internally screamed not believing that this was actually happening.

They continued to enjoy each other’s company for the rest of the night with their legs intertwined, talking about their days, enjoying cuddles with the cat, neither of them wanting to move.

The next day, Y/n fidgeted with her hands as she sat in the passenger seat of Vinnie’s car. She was nervous and so was he. Neither of them knowing what to say or do.

“You look really pretty.” Vinnie said placing his hand on her thigh trying to reassure her.

“Thanks V.” She said lowly, butterflies swarming in her stomach as he put his hand back on her thigh. She could feel how cold his hands were through her jeans letting her know that this, in fact, was real.

“The skate park? Vinnie I can’t skate.” She laughed as he opened the door for her.

“That’s why I’m teaching you love.” He took by her hand, interlocking their fingers, and led her inside.

They spent the next couple hours teaching Y/n how to skate along with Vinnie showing her tricks of his own. Before they knew it it was dark out.

“What do you want to eat?” He asked when they got back to the car.

“How about we get fast food, head back to the house, and watch the new season of The Seven Deadly Sins?” She suggested.

Vinnie looked at her with total admiration in his eyes. He had found his dream girl. One that actually enjoyed everything he did. One that listened to his problems. One that held him at night.

“That sounds great.” He smiled pulling out of the parking lot.

They ended up getting burgers and fries, taking them back to the house, and watched anime going on and on about the best ones and the worst that they’ve ever watched.

Vinnie looked down at the sleeping girl on his chest. I wouldn’t trade this for the world. He thought before drifting off to sleep himself.

Y/n woke up first in the same position she fell asleep in. Vinnie began to stir waking up soon after.

“Hi.” She whispered looking up at him. The feeling of butterflies returned as he looked down at her and smiled.

“Hey,” he replied. “We feel asleep.” He said as he ran a hand over his face

“That we did.” Y/n said petting the sleeping cat that laid next to them. “I had so much fun yesterday.”

“How about we do it all again today?”

sorry if this is sucky, i tried my best lmfaoo. i just really wanted to put this out for everybody. next ones have smut lol.

[tsurvivorbelize]

S88E1: “Her Name Is Actually Emily” - Kyle

The premiere of Tumblr Survivor 88: Belize takes 18 new castaways to the heart of the jungle and start their journey to become the newest Sole Survivor.

This episode covers DAYS 1 & 2. 

Honestly? I’m kinda loving this game. Everyone on my tribe seems really cool, and we’re seemingly working together well. Normally I enjoy some drama and getting my hands dirty a bit early on but based on first impressions with this tribe? I don’t think I’d mind if we all got our to merge- then again it’s just day 1, by day 10 I’ll probably be begging for a swap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efa-NmW_vnQ&feature=youtu.be

https://youtu.be/RR37pTsKF-w

I'm already getting shady and good vibes .I'm worried already but I hope things can get better

I’m super excited, idk how I feel about my tribe...idk I feel like not many people I will connect with but imma have to fake it until I make it

So I just spent the past few hours talking to everyone on the tribe and nearly forgot we had a challenge 🤷‍♂️. So yeah, I don’t think anyone is going to peg me as the brains of any operation, and I’m starting to think maybe I need to be assigned the “Very easy” puzzle. That’s not because I forgot we had a challenge though, that’s just because I’m stupid.

So at this point there is 3 people in my tribe who already know each other! At this the 3 left in the tribe could join forces and force a tie, which I find very risky at this point, or we could just suck those 3 ass and try to be in the majority alliance with them.

Good afternoon (although the time right now is 7am in Belize so I guess good morning) from the lovely Minanha tribe, and holy shit. I know Survivors are based around luck, but lucking out on having two guys I've known for about 5-6 years on my tribe as immediate easy allies is fantastic. Spike, I met through Minecraft UHCs years ago, where I teamed with him in one of my first games and it was great, and Adam I met through an SMP server run by somebody you guys may all know, Bodhi/Goldcap, and then I basically introduced Adam to a bunch of my other friend groups. Through this, there's a beautiful time to be had for this tribe and I'm just infinitely hoping that Adam and Spike don't stab me in the spine.

Hey so first day or 2 in tribe has been good, I like everyone! It helps I know Katy and Spike but also like I don't want that to put a target on our backs, and it'd be unfair to just work with those I already know, I will do but if needed I can be ruthless. Hopefully we win this challenge and then see what happens, if it goes to tribal well, that's when it gets interesting.

Spike and Axe have both accidentally said racial slurs without realising they'd said racial slurs because they'd never heard of them before and they made them both by just combining my name with Spike's name. Oh no. This tribe is fucked and we're all gonna die.

https://youtu.be/xUvO_y05KNQ

MY FRIENDS ARE FIGHTING ABOUT BRIE LARSON NOOOOOOOOOO.

https://youtu.be/HlsfD_JvUrs

When the hosts make a comment about adding hosts to alliance chats, and you then assume it means that alliances have sprouted.......then you realize you had three people ask you to work together, but alliances typically consist of 3 or more people and include a chat with those people......... Then you realize that means the probability of people disliking you is high and you’ve solidified your first boot status 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Okay so my tribe is a pretty decent I guess. Brien Weber isnt the kind of girl I like to be honest. He betrayed me and I voted him out my last org so this should be fun! Emily talks like a robot too btw? My closest ally is definitely Kyle. We have a lot in common and he thinks i'm cute so it's easy to flirt with him to get on my side. Taylor and Scott arent bad either. I'm building my relationship to them- maybe they could potentially turn into future allies for me :)

I think im gonna vote matt cause he doesn't talk much

https://youtu.be/VIheM4S1IHw

- I can’t believe I looked at Cas’ photo and thought he was an old white woman....my bad

- Aaron is really starting to turn me off. He’s acting crazy about voting off David. I mean I’m finna do it so I’m not a target but I got my eye on him.

https://youtu.be/1qEEEchOOqM

- So a few of my friends decided to take a trek into these temples and came back out with punishments and disappointment. However my lucky self came out with a no vote pass to give away to someone else. So if someone gets testy and decides to be shady as shit, then I'll gladly revoke their voting privileges! :D

- I really like my tribe. I'm getting really close with some people too! Like Jarret, he's like my best friend in the game right now and always makes me laugh. Then  Brien is my drinking buddy, Olivia, I mean Emily is my fellow Michigander, Taylor is my comedy bud, and Scott is my strategy co-conspirator.

- Okay, I keep telling everyone I'm not tired, but I'm fucking tired. Being social is exhausting. I should let everyone hate me and not give a shit if I'm honest.

https://youtu.be/TWCyhqBxyG8

https://youtu.be/gWjLMsOGjvs

- So, as luck would have it, I'm the only person on my tribe who got 3 points from that puzzle challenge, but even that was real close against Brien from No Vaxx or whatever that tribe is called. I wasn't sure what kind of scores to expect from anybody in this game, as I'm used to people who tryhard the fuck out of challenges rather than just submit a semi-good score, and honestly... these scores still don't tell me much whatsoever. Probably just that I shouldn't underestimate the girl who can do a puzzle in 10 seconds.

-  Veni, who is my host chat friend I've invited in, has raised a hilarious point as well. In every Survivor I've ever played, whether Minecraft or Discord or Twitter, I've never been perceived as a challenge threat before. The closest I ever got was when I stayed awake for 40 hours to win immunity at merge. But with my score here, and being the only person to get 3 points on my tribe... what if I finally, after being shit in other Survivor challenges for years, end up being a challenge threat? Crikey crikey.

https://youtu.be/wWNdip6Vxpc

-  Skype's auto-responses make me wanna end it.

-  My previous 2 or so confessionals have been submitted as Day 2, I apologise profusely, but anyway... I wanna take a confessional to comment on the guys in the tribe I don't know from outside the game. Christian, Pietro & Gevonte. I've only just managed to speak to Gevonte today, she's been very much busy and inactive but hey, she's here now and very fun to speak to. We've spoken a fair bit about the differences between FB & Discord Survivors, since neither of us have played Tumblr Survivors before (I think???), and with her inactivity I thought she was a sure fire easy first boot for the tribe, but now I'm not so sure. Pietro is a darling as well, and seems to be pretty much the exact same as a mutual me, Axe, Spike & Veni all have called Kaz, who's also from Brazil. Speaks very much the same as Pietro does, they both have the same mannerisms and same level of likeability and ease to speak to, and I think Pietro is a fun ally as well. And then there's Christian. Don't get me wrong, Christian is also very pleasant, very kind and clearly a lovely person to interact with, but when I compare them to my interactions for the first time with Gevonte or Pietro, they're much more... I guess the optimal word would be awkward to speak to. Maybe they're just not good with new people, maybe it's me and my Asperger's being weird, or maybe there's just not good chemistry between us, but I do value Christian, but at this point, based off nothing else because there's nothing else to base it off, I'd choose Christian as the tribe's goat, and the tribe's easy boot moving forward. Then again, I could just back stab Spike ^w^

I’m very concerned for Olivia. Everyone has now been in the talks of alliances, and her name is the only one that hasn’t been mentioned, and that’s not even because her name is actually Emily. They just haven’t brought her up. She’s such a sweetie though, so I really hope she gets some free time to do some more talking.

-  Okay let’s chat. My tribe...pretty lame. David is basically inactive. Cas has the personality of cardboard so far. Jay is actually cool. AARON IS THE MOST. He’s constantly sending me voice messages which idk why it irritates me but it does. Just message me dude. And he is so paranoid! He thinks everybody is always trying to cheat. Idk...where I come people play for fun and don’t aggressively cheat or maybe that’s just me. He’s pressed about not being able to talk cross tribal (dumb). AND he aggressively wants David out because he’s worried since David knows Madison he might log on to her phone or she might leak info to help him cheat. Boy bye. I’m not going to do anything about him yet because the beauty of being in a new community is I can play dumb like idk what I’m doing and I’m really trying to capitalize and act wholesome. Yikes when the confessional comes out 😅. But oh well. I’m just going to let Aaron explain how to play to me and coast through until I can reach Gevonte who will be my for real ride or die.

-  Madison is pretty.

Tumblr Survivor: Belize, condragulations, you are the winner.

So it's been almost a full round and.... I'm only JUST now talking to most of my tribe lmfaoo. Skype is so weird. Just it being on a different platform makes socializing weird for me. Because I have to remember skype exists. On top of that, everyone else on the tribe seems not all that talkative in and of itself. Granted I know I wasnt tosking all that much either, but since we're safe I need to spend the next few days making connections or else I'm just gonna be another nameless flop. And I've done TOO much of that on FB as it is!

Day 2 and everyone has gone mad already, talking about drag queens and other pop culture stuff.

https://youtu.be/uYl2b48z5GA

https://youtu.be/da7YR2Uz08A

Why does Christian keep asking me about my toilet?

[fairycosmos]

I have the same accent as you and went down south to visit family and I said something aloud and a guy from the south told me to go back where I came from and I’m like ??? I live in the same country and even if I didn’t like shut up? and apparently where I was they think people from the north are like awful and stuff and now I try to speak more “proper” when I go there

what the fuck is wrong with them omg 😭 go back 2 where you came from??? first of all classic english xenophobia i fucking can't stand it here. but second of all imagine being so dumb that you say that to someone who is literally from here just because you've never left ur shitty home town and don't know what the north is. they're literally is so annoying mannn i'm tired lmfaoo. i get the dialect is strong right but you can v clearly tell it's not a different language?? tbf ppl have thought my dad is speaking norwegian when he was abroad before though LMFAO so maybe it is kinda like that idk. still there's truly no reason to be rude about it ugh idk why everyone has such a superiority complex. but yeah the whole stereotype is that we're dumb and poor so i'm not surprised tbh. but they only think we're dumb bc of the accents and we're only poor because the government gives us less funding so make it make sense. and most ppl up here r working class and thatcher totally fuced us over which is having a generational effect. they just can't make that connection in their tiny pea brains and would rather believe it's all about the caliber of people we are. anyway im sorry u had such a bad experience!! :( i try to talk proper when dealing w ppl who aren't from here too so i get you. cba with the judgement