#he was literally just tryna not get murdered or imprisoned or turned back into a brainwashed killbot
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Honestly if Bucky Barnes wasn’t actively being hunted down by the government for crimes he wasn’t responsible for, he would’ve been on Team Iron Man too.
#ok so let’s do a headcount here:#Clint didn’t even know wtf was going on like this whole fight wasn’t even any of his business#but his friend Steve called him and basically said#Hey Tony is being a jerk and I weally weally need help *sad face*#and he jumped into action without any context whatsoever like the dumbass he is#Sam literally just helped Cap out cause Cap’s his best friend and literally all he’s done since he was introduced is be a sidekick to Cap#Wanda is literally an entitled brat who doesn’t wanna take responsibility for her really really horrible actions#and knows Steve will treat her like a child even though she’s like 27#and pRoTeCt her from mean old Mr Stark who killed her parents (he didn’t) and now wants to Lock Her in Her Room™️#because murdering a bunch of people and never facing any consequences for it aside from being confined to a luxury compound#is just so so terrible oh my god poor Wanda right? Bleh 🤮#antman (much like Clint) literally doesn’t even know wtf is going on#he just got a visit from Captain America The Celebrity Superhero and immediately was like OH MY GOD YES LET ME HELP CAN I HAVE UR AUTOGRAPH#and Bucky? this man wasn’t even a part of the whole accords drama. like he didn’t even know shit about that#he was literally just tryna not get murdered or imprisoned or turned back into a brainwashed killbot#while also trying to protect the world in General from other super soldier killbots he knew about#and you know what? Bucky Babe is a good lad. had he not been straight up Going Through It?#he would’ve seen that Tony’s argument was reasonable and oversight was needed#I truly believe that#bucky baby#tony balogne#anti team cap#anti steve rogers#anti wanda maximoff#captain america cw
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just reread the land of stories and woahfhash goldilocks and jack seriously remind me of narusasu
fugitive with a sword whos out for revenge??? hero who is just. SO HECKIGN in love??? the others who are in love with him that he keeps pushing away?? THE "let me come with u" "no" AND FUCKING "I love you. And I know you love me. You dont have to say it back. I just know."
hollon tryna find more quotes here
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Jack was beaming. For the first time in a long time, he was taking charge of something productive—and he was a great leader. “He’s really good at this sort of thing,” Alex said to Goldilocks. “Quite good,” Goldilocks said with a bittersweet smile. “He doesn’t get many opportunities to be a hero anymore.” Her face was full of pride, but as she watched him command the carpenters, the pride was replaced with guilt. Jack had been such a respected and valued member of The Hoodian society—he had thrown it all away in his decision to go on the run with her. Although Goldilocks knew it had been his own choice, she couldn’t help but feel a bit responsible." !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tHESE GUYS ARE SO DRAMATIC WHO THE UFKC SAYS "If you attack Konoha, I will have to fight you... So save up your hatred and take it all on me, I'm the only one who can take it! It's the only thing I can do! I will shoulder your hatred and die with you! BEcaUse I'm yOur friEnd!"
NOT TO MENTION FUKCING ANNOUNCING TO UR HERO TURNED FUGITIVE HUBSAND UR PREGNANT WITH HIS KID WHEN U TWO ARE LITERALLY TIED TO A POLE ABT TO BE EXECUTED LIKE WHAT THE FUXKASOVJ
LETS NOT FORGET THE WEDDING LIEJK UIHADGHUEASGUJ "Mother Goose turned to face Jack. “Jack, do you take Goldilocks, a woman charged with countless burglaries, breaking and entering, and running from the law—” “Don’t forget attempted murder!” Red called toward the pulpit. “I wasn’t going to,” Mother Goose said. “And attempted murder,to be your outlawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, in arrest and in imprisonment, until death do you part?” There was no question in Jack’s mind.“I do,”he said with the biggest smile he had ever been seen with. Mother Goose turned to Goldilocks.“Goldilocks, do you take this man, a national hero whose reputation you single-handedly ruined, to be your outlawfully wedded husband, in sickness and in health, in arrest and in imprisonment, until death do you part?” Goldilocks had never looked so happy in her life. “I do,” she said" TELL ME THAT ISNT THE MOST NARUSASU THIBG EVRE
#i posted this on twitter before comign here anyways whats up#narusasu#the land of stories#sns#naruto#naruto uzumaki#sasuke uchiha#goldilocks#woah that felt weird to tag#jack and the beanstalk#uhhh#whos gonna be red#theres too many ppl with a crush on naruto i cant choose#not to mention the harp#gloria definitely has a crush on jacl#*jACK#LIEKSKFDIJFSDFJDF#lfikksfaf
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