#he was like I LOVE MY FAMILY I LOVE ELRINGS I LOVE MY MEMBERS and jumped

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HE DID IT. WONHYUK COMPLETED HIS BUCKET LIST ITEM LOL WELL DONE MY FRIEND...<3

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Summary 7

Summary of:  March 9th. 2017(Grand Theft Auto V) 

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Look at all them frames being dropped.  

ELI!!!

Technical Difficulties The Stream.  Every time Ryan goes offline, I get another ad!@_@

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Ryan’s back!: D  

The frames are still dropping, and the audio is out of sync.@_@

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Ryan says he wants it to be a “chill” stream, and I’m just, like, it better not be Halo Wars 2.  Fight me.

All the pretty things are broken.  Or just Twitch.

“Technical difficulties are everyhwere tonight.  We just have to puffer through.”-Ryan Haywood, 2017

SyberiaWinx:  “This summary is currently 99% technical difficulties.  Someone say something quotable."                

Neutrinobunny :  "Something Quotable". (sorry :D)       

If anyone could get killed by mines when there aren't any, it's Ryan.

According to Ryan, he only played the DJ in ELR in the finale.  He has no idea who it was the rest of the time. : (

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It’s getting worse.  Twitch is lagging, and the video keeps buffering.  When it stops to buffer, the audio doesn’t come back in the same place.  The quality of what video we do get is terrible.@_@  Twitch has gone haywire!!!

I’m not sure, but I think Ryan just got beaten by a toaster in GTA?

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EEM YOU

The Great Pineapple War returns?  People are arguing about whether or not it’s morally questionable to put pineapple on pizza.

Someone in the chat just mentioned Bunnicula, which is a book series about a vampire rabbit that I loved as a kid.: D

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Ryan is not a good sparring partnee.  And he called the Switch “Twitch”.XD

He is being less coherent than Twitch right now

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Ryan’s being all sweet again.: D  He fears he’s not a real streamer, and now everyone is encouraging him.

Except Sage.

“I’m not always late!  I’m just...temporarily displaced.”-Ryan Haywood, 2017

Away for a bit.

I came back in time to hear Ryan giving bad sex advice again, so...yeah.  People tried to use “Cactus”, and he just started telling them how to use a cactus to...well, this is a family-friendly blog, so you’re better off not knowing.  He is now determined to corrupt every safe word that chat tries to come up with. 

MISSION FAILED

Ryan’s favorite piece of fanart done for him is a picture of him drawn by his son. : D

And now he’s put on a super-sexy...head light?O_o

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He’s turned the lights off and kept the head thing on.  It looks so creepy.XD

His favorite member of One Direction is Freddy Mercury.

Ryan made the headlight red and put it on like an eye patch, resulting in the following:

Me:  "Has Ryan been looking at his Tumblr tag, or is this just a coincidence?”

Ryan:  “Looking at my Tumblr tag?  What, you mean that thing going around where one of my eyes gets shot out by an arrow and replaced with an Ender eye?  I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

He knows.

“Keep your eyes on the road, Haywood.”-Allison0128, 2017    

Did you guys know you can save a bunch of money on your car insurance by switching to GEICO?    

Ryan put on a tie, then added the head light again.  Chat is flipping out.  Then he put on part of his Spike cosplay.

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Another loud ad, and it disrupts Storytime.@_@  

The water was apparently a metaphor.

“Haywood.  James Haywood.”-Ryan Haywood, 2017, as he kisses at the camera.  Pretty sure he killed the chat there.

[littleroostercrimes]

Eleven Little Roosters: Honor Among Assassins

First Impressions:

Excuse my language but damn that morse code was hard. I mean I know I’m not the only on that struggled but seriously damn its unfortunate that technical difficulties had to mess up a great puzzle. The story lines seem to be getting more sporadic so I’m curious to see how future episode handle it. It seems to be that it’s all for character building but miss the longer episode length like for more of a cohesive storyline.

Finding the Codes: 

Haywood File #6 - “Eagle Eye” - Code: 2ejpRS2 - Link

This one started super quick and spread throughout the video. Anytime Marquis would look through the scope on his sniper rifle characters would occasionally come up. I completely missed the 2 the first time around because it moves out of frame so quickly after the cut.  Much like the subtitles from the last episode, it was spread over two parts: the first being the opening scene and the second being when he is out to assassinate the mermaids. 

Haywood File #7 - “Roo Clue” - Code: 2f9kUtJ - Link

The actual code for this was found in an RT short title Kangaroo Attack. Check out Haywood Files section of my blog for info on that. 

Haywood File #8 - “Mermaid Memo” - Code: 2fru3BT - Link

This one was another QR code that was found in the file Marquis received about assassinating three mermaids. Funny thing about this is that I tried to scan to scan the smaller QR code first. Of course it’s a misleading code like the file in the trailer and leads to a funny Max Cookie tweet. The QR code that leads to the actual Haywood File is the larger one on the left. 

Haywood File #9 - “Good Listener” - Code: 2f6pIm0 - Link

Friends that is in fact an upper case i and not a lower case L. This puzzle occurs during the interaction between Burndaro and Gibson, though they press random numbers on the keypad by the door, the beeping that goes along with the pressing of the keys is a Haywood File Code translated into morse code. This one drove pretty much everyone crazy due to some unfortunate editing. Josh posted a plethora of tweets trying to help players out due to this. The easiest way I found to solve the morse code, in addition addition to using the updates josh gave us, was to find a way to record the beeping and then slow it down. To transcribe morse code you write a dot for every short beep and a dash for every long one and a pause signifies the starting of a new character. 

Haywood File #10 - “Annotation Aficionado” - Code: 2ea9Uku - Link

This one didn’t come out until the public release today to due the nature of the puzzle as the link was hidden within a youtube annotation. The key to finding it was Knuckle saying “Always check the annotations” during the scene with Marquis and Moose. The annotation only appears for a brief second or two in a small section of the screen during the following scene in the shot of Gavin and Mariel. 

Haywood Files Debrief: 

File #6 - Two countries that share land borders are going to be pitted against each other. The countries are unspecified as well as which would be the target and which would be the assassin. (This would be France/Germany, France/Italy, US/Canada as Australia is waterlocked, Sweden’s border country Norway has been eliminated, and Russia and the UK don’t have border countries in the organization.)

File #7 - Additional Clues will be hidden in videos outside of the ELR series but the trail will always start inside the episode. The next target country has a red, white, and blue flag. (Of our list, France and the US has red white and blue flags which narrows down the targets but not so much the assassins.)

File #8 - The next assassin is not a permanent member of the UN. (The permanent UN members are France, Russia, the UK, and the US [and china but they don’t count for the game]. This confirms the fact that neither the US nor France will be the assassin, leaving them to still be possible targets.

File #9 - The country where the castle that Sleeping Beauty’s castle is based off of is located will not be a target or assassin. (Thanks to the fact that the only thing in this world I love more than mac and cheese is useless Disney parks facts, I already knew that Sleeping Beauty’s castle is modeled after the Neuschwanstein castle in Germany. This eliminates Germany from being a choice but still leaves the US/Canada and France/Italy pairs.)

File #10 - The country that celebrates “family Day” will not be assassinating anyone. (Family Day is celebrated in Canada so this eliminates the US/Canada pairing leaving France/Italy. With France having the Red White and Blue flag, this makes them the target and Italy the assassin.)

My Assassin Prediction: IDD

My Target Prediction: FAP

Post Mortem:

These are the details of the help Josh gave, or “patch” as they’re calling it, due to technical difficulties.. It can be found on the updates page of elr website.

It was a fun episode but like I said it felt way too short. Some of the scenes that were cut in for the purpose of a code made it feel a little choppy. Though those cut in bits were funny enough that it doesn’t even really matter.