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christiangeistdorfer · 1 month ago

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JIM CLARK, 1960s

#listening to mother nature's son and crying about him #he was just a farmer...#jim clark #classic f1 #f1 #formula 1 #1960s

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 month ago

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A whole new meaning to Gay Chicken.

(For: Anonymous raffle winner!)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #This prompt was super cute! Thank you for donating to the raffle!#And thank you to everyone who also donated!#Okay full disclosure I am on very little sleep right now so these next thoughts may be incomprehensible.#(That hasn't stopped me before. Sometimes the voices of the hat man give me good ideas.)#I have been vibrating with excitement for when we finally get to the chicken scene.#Because I really want to draw chickens! I love chickens! They are so optimally shaped for maximal cuteness.#That's a creature that was designed to be fluffy and sit on things. What is there to *not* love!#I know there is more significance to the whole exchange but really...I think Lan Wangji deep down just wants to hold cute creatures.#His hands are big and gentle and not meant for swords! They are made to be filling rabbit hutches with fresh hay and petting chickens.#This is to say; Lan Wangji's problems could all have been avoided if he was a farmboy.#He can still be a farmer. The two of them could run off into the country and start something new.#"True love is possible only - in the next world - for new people” Is a disco elysium quote I think about for wangxian all the time.#Ah but that's a different tangent. Look forwards to more art tomorrow!

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botanyshitposts · 7 months ago

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Iowa guy of all time

#dude it’s so sad that electing old white farmers causes human rights violations in the state of Iowa. just look at this #hashtag cornwatch #he’s not wrong about the corn but it’s really funny

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radiance1 · 6 months ago

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Danny: So whatcha got there?

Fright Knight: Looks down.

Fright Knight: A pile of photos?

Danny: No. The child. THE CHILD!

Tim: He's my new caretaker.

Fright Knight: Nodding

Danny:

Pariah Dark: Calmly walks into house

Danny:

Billy: Waves

Danny: Father what the fuck-

Pariah Dark: He looked hungry, and without a guardian.

Danny: Holy shit they kidnapped two kids.

#dc x dp #dpxdc #dp x dc #dcxdp #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp crossover #ghost prince danny #Just so you know in the background is Farmer Pariah Dark #He's still the Ghost King #Fright Knight is following him and they're both supposed to be on good behavior #Pariah also adopted Danny #He also does the same to Billy though that can arguably be called a kidnapping #Fright Knight has also done the same thing #Danny is the only one who sees a problem with this.#War and Fear when they see a lonely child without any guardians around: *A yoink*

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dietmimo · 2 months ago

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Plant boi be planting. 🌱

#dietmimo doodles #trigun #trigun stampede #vash tristamp #vash the stampede #what is this a garder/farmer au? maaayyybee #honestly I just wanted to draw this nugget in overalls and a sweater #look this soft boi needs to be covered in soft things like soft sweaters #and dirt #dirt can be soft #He grew a donut tree by planting a half eaten donut and no one knows how it that even worked #What actually happened was what started off as a joke turned into mission dont break vash's heart #it started with someone putting a sprout in the pot #and then said sprought grew into an actually baby tree #and then they hung donuts #now they have to keep replacing the donuts or vash will cry #vash knows it's joke but free donuts are still free donuts LOL #oops I forgot to save a progress video

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kagoutiss · 10 months ago

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pelican town, ‘72

#stardew valley #stardew valley spoilers #sdv #sdv spoilers #grandpa #mister qi #mr. qi #idk how dates work in stardew universe im just bullshittin #i love qi’s huge fucking eyebrows you dont notice them at first but theyre there #(gives our collective grandpa a ponytail) i think he had one. whatever #’why isnt mister qi blue’ my hc is he is blue from long-term iridium supplementation #and was originally just a regular person #but also it’s nice to see ur fav be like a normal human color #if u read tag essays tho consider this:#qi discovers secret to immortality (consuming iridium in a specific manner)#wants to share discovery with his farmer (player’s grandpa) and in that way. they will have all the time in the world to build #a perfect farming/business empire whose legacy will last forever and ever and theyll be 2gether forever #but it turns out. like a lot of normal people would. his farmer does not want to live forever #and obv he doesn’t #in an attempt to try not to ever lose the thing that means more to him than anything else in the world. qi inadvertantly ensures he will #because his farmer is dead. and he’s going to live forever #but. it’s kind of ok. because he has infinite money and was able to figure out how to talk to his dead bf #and now YOU help them fulfill their joint goal of making the farm’s legacy last forever #smile. heart #sobbing

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rosemarytales · 27 days ago

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I don't think we as a fandom talk enough about how arthur actually desperately didn't want to be a prince

#“I’d sacrifice my place on the throne for her to see another sunrise”#“We can leave Camelot and never come back”#“If I wasn’t a prince I think we’d probably get on”#“Sometimes I dream of leaving Camelot. Become a farmer.”#if a guy threatens to leave the throne for you once he loves you #if he threatens to leave the throne a hundred times he loves leaving the throne #he wanted his destiny probably less than merlin wanted his own that's insane #he just wanted a farm. and his mom. :((#merlin #arthur #bbc merlin #arthur pendragon

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rust-berrie · 11 months ago

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them and their birds <3 (happy 8th anniversary to stardew valley!!!)

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bet-on-me-13 · 1 year ago

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Reformed Dan but misunderstandings suck

So, Dan has been Reformed for Years at this point. You could go with the Fandom Typical version of just chilling out, or you could go with the AGIT version of the Redemption. Either way, Dan is fully reformed and trying to find his way in the World.

Unfortunately, not everybody knows/believes him.

You know all those Time Traveling Heroes who came back to stop some great catastrophe? That was Dan.

Impulse is fucking terrified of this guy, cause he Grew Up in the Central City Stronghold and saw Phantom tear down the Walls protecting the City in person.

Booster Gold grew up in the Metropolis Stronghold, so while he never really saw Phantom in his timeline he still did know of him. I mean, obviously, he murdered every hero on the planet and subjugated most of the world, but he doesn't have much personal stake in that.

Eobard Thawn hates Phantom. Thawn himself grew up in a world where Phantom killed every Hero in the world, and he was terrified that Phantom would track him down when he tried to become the new Flash. But once he became a Walking Paradox he saw as Time itself changed to erase Phantom from existence, he got really jealous. Why did Time decide Phantom was bad enough to erase, why not him!? He's Evil! He's a Terror on the Timeline! He deserves Clockworks attention dammit!

And then, they discover evidence that Phantom has come back in Time,

So now, any and all Time Travelers are trying to find the guy who single-handedly was the Apocalypse, and want to kill him to save the world. Or out of Jealousy in Thawns case.

Either way, no matter where Dan goes to try and settle down, a bunch of annoying Heroes always find him and attack him, yelling about "Stopping his Plans" and "Saving the Timeline!" And "It should have been me dammit!"

Honestly Thawn is the most annoying one, he just runs in and rants at him about how he is jealous of how much attention Clockwork gave him. Dude, just sdmit your crush already and leave me alone. (I'm not sorry)

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wtfforged · 8 months ago

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zoros my farmer on sdv. i drew his current outfit with my mouse

#he looks like a smurf it brings me so much joy.#i have HATED stardew for as long as i can remember just bc i genuinely didnt have the attention span for it sadly. never made it past fall #and then as soon as i made zoro in the farmer creator i locked on target and now i suddenly have ~70 extra hours.#like im an insane person. just stone me to death #also drawing with ur mouse is so fun and freeing why havent i done this in so long. the perfectionism left my body #the chickens names are marek. marek 2. and shithead btw #wtf... art #zoro #roronoa zoro #one piece fanart

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dizzybizz · 6 months ago

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i rlly like him actually

#pls the way this whole storyline made me so endeared to him immediately i hat eit wtf 😭#was on the fence cus it felt like such an obvious pick for me n im always weird abt that but like... hm #fields of mistria #fom balor #fom farmer #rorysmushyfarm #my art #might make a sona. like sonasona for myself in this game just so i can romance him. it depends on if hes awkward pls plsplsplsplsplplsplspl #i need him to be awkward at least a little pls itd be so bad for my health pls #also i love the kid trio sm THEYRE SO CUTE N SILLY YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AURH delightful

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slyandthefamilybook · 8 months ago

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#atlas entry #he just made it up and it stuck!#listen. he was talking to a farmer and a 70-year-old hermit. neither of them know what a parsec is either #he just bluffed to sound cool #and everyone else just went along with it because they don't know what a parsec is either and they don't want to seem stupid #star wars #han solo #episode iv #a new hope #solo: a star wars story #millennium falcon #kessel #kessel run #star wars eu #star wars legends #jedi search

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rozugold · 1 year ago

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Tommy but he’s a bit older :]

#dream smp #dream smp fanart #c!tommy #c!tubbo #rozu art #he’s a FARMER and a RANCHER and he’s so happy and content #I imagine he gets his cane soon after they got rid of Dream #once he was gone everyone got a chance to just RELAX #Tommy didn’t have to keep pushing himself so much #ignore the fact that he looks like phil idk how that keeps happening sjdhhhdhh #the end au

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puppppppppy · 6 months ago

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Alex and my farmer Cosmo (he/him)

#my replacement pen came in today ican finally start working on artfight attacks YAYYYYY #ive been clawing at the walls itching to get my ideas out for weeks #i drew alex with wavy hair in the second drawing bc i got his dialogue where he stops using hair gel and i hc he has naturally #wavy hair ^_^ i think it goes well with him softening up as u get to knw him.. now im just trying to work up the courage to give #him a bouquet lol. i keep flip flopping on whether i wanna play this file thru my oc or just fuck it and go self insert #but i like building little ideas in my mind for how my farmer would fit in pelican town and how they run their farm so i think ill keep thi #an oc thing. i have another file on pc since 1.6 isnt released for mobile yet so thatll be my self insert thing where plan on #shooting my shot with harvey. HES CUTE.. I LIKE HIM #cosmo seems pretty deadpan but only bc hes hardly fazed by anything and after working at joja for like 4 years. hes #desperate to touch grass. i think his personality would bounce off well with alex's since he comes off as arrogant to get a reaction #frm others and then u have cosmo whos like 😐👍. i like to think itd drive him up the wall LOL #he gets more of a reaction out of cosmo when he shows him his soft side which encourages him not to front all the time <3 #my art #myart #my oc #oc #sdv farmer #sdv oc #stardew valley #sdv #sdv alex #alex mullner #doodles

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radiance1 · 5 months ago

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Danny:

Pariah Dark:

Fright Knight:

Danny: Look, I can explain-

Pariah Dark places a hand on Danny's shoulder, crouching down to his level (or as much as he can anyway) and giving the boy the proudest, most loving look he is able. "Son. I am so proud of you."

"Hah?" Danny asked, intelligently.

Fright Knight nodded. "I am as well." He even went as far as wiping an imaginary-no wait that's an actual tear. "It is just- It is so beautiful to see my nephew following in our footsteps." He sniffed, taking a handkerchief from... Somewhere, to further dab at his eyes.

"Hah??" Danny, once more, said intelligently.

"It is alright son." Pariah Dark continued, giving his shoulder a reassuring squeeze. "You did extremely well. Never let another say you did not. I am sure Time would be most pleased as well."

"What the fu-" Danny began.

"Language." Came the instant reply from them both as Fright Knight casually bisected an alien.

"Funny cheese puffs are you guys talking about??" Danny very shamelessly changed his sentence and went with.

"You started a war-"

"And cultivated fear."

"-Were you unaware?"

Danny blinked. Once. Then twice.

"Nuh uh." He said maturely. "I didn't do shii-" Faced with the glares of two angry parental figures, he very carefully chose his next words. "Ship. I'm innocent."

"He's even denying responsibility." Fright Knight dabbed away a few more tears and sniffed. "Truly, he reminds me of when you were younger my king."

"Haha!" Pariah Dark laughed, standing up and dusting himself off. "Truly! A prince after my own core!" Pariah patted Danny on the head, ruffling his hair. "Yes, my little 'ling is as innocent as he appears." Pariah winked knowingly.

Danny has some choice words for who let him know how to do that.

"Now..." War rubbed his chin as he looked out over the amount of carnage taking place in the city below from the fight between the aliens and the League of Justice. "Fear, do you think they would oppose to us joining?"

"That would depend on which side we fight for." Fear inclined his head, kicking a corpse off the side of the building they stood on. "Though I would rather not have this planet destroyed as we have an arrangement later this week."

"Ah, with Kents, yes?" War chuckled, cracking his knuckles. "Up for a wager, Fear?"

"What kind?"

"Least kills has to attend with no food."

"Hey wait a minute-" Danny tried to interject.

"This is not within my favor." Fear said calmly. "But I shall take you up on this offer regardless, my king."

And just like that, they were off.

Danny stood there for a moment, questioning if he should really step in and try to stop them. What would the Justice League say when the Ancients of War and Fear join in on a totally out of the blue invasion that Danny totally didn't have a hand in. How would the GIW react to this?

Then Danny thought. 'Wait, I have nothing to do with this.' And then decided this... Isn't his problem.

Then went back to sleep.

#dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc #dcxdp #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp crossover #Hi yes hello #Me again #No idea what I'm doing with this one #But then again that's like 90% of my stuff #In the BG this has Farmer Pariah Dark #Danny is Pariah and Clockwork's kid #And Fright Knight's nephew which makes Fright his uncle #Danny accidentally caused a war that he takes no responsibility for #War and Fear are so proud of him for that #The rest of the world just thinks “Aw shit we getting randomly invaded again.”#Okay I'll shut up now

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namedvesta · 9 months ago

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Brigitte Bardot by Leonard de Raemy (𝟣𝟫𝟩𝟢)

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