#he was in a car *someone else* was driving
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they had to pause their morning workout to drive wash to the ER at 7 am bc he somehow got hit by a car while getting mail. there's traffic. maine fiddles with the radio and carolina is imagining herself parkouring over the other cars
#rvb#red vs blue#maine#wash#carolina#agent washington#agent maine#agent carolina#mine#*24#i just saw that image again and wanted to redraw it and this concept just manifested itself#i lost the og ref photo but its the one w/ the big beefy guy and the blonde woman + they both got tits. if u don't know it dw lol#also in a modern au carolina has like a subaru or a honda civic and it's teal. she's the only one of the blues who even has a car#tex had a motorbike. no one else in blue team even has a license except wash but he doesn't actually have a car he just needed a license#but the blues are like 'we never even fucking go anywhere why would we pay all the car insurance shit + parking'#if they rly need to they can just bum a ride from someone or wash can rent a car or whatever#carolina will only drive them (she doesn't trust wash not to crash) in an absolute emergency bc they made fun of her car saying#it's a PTA mom car and she's petty. if youre not gonna die she doesn't care
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#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd memes#bsd poe#bsd ranpo#ranpoe#if ranpo could drive a car he would do this#He also does this when someone else is driving
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I won't lie, I'm a bit disappointed in Max Verstappen fans after Lando's win yesterday. A lot of people are discrediting Lando and McLaren in general. The fact of the matter is that Lando deserved that win.
Yes, it was a lucky safety car. But I think you all are forgetting Max's first win came in part because the Mercedes drivers took each other out. Are you now arguing that Max is a shit driver that doesn't deserve that win because it involved luck there too?
Lando is a fantastic driver and this win is long overdue. It might make you feel better to discuss what ifs but even if we do, that doesn't change the results, and it's honestly just incredibly disrespectful of the work the McLaren engineers put into the upgrades, the efforts of the strategists, and the solid drive that Lando put in.
#also before people start talking about Max's floor damage#yes the floor was damaged and that was not the true pace of the car#yes that does mean that Imola will probably be much better#but who put that damage there?#it was max#nobody else was driving#he was and he caused the damage#ik that's shocking to hear that max made a mistake#but in racing#it's all about capitalizing on other's mistakes#that's literally the entire premise of qualifying#who can put in the fastest lap with the least mistakes#yesterday it wasn't max#and i get that that is upsetting to many after 2 years of near perfection by him#but stop negating the accomplishments of others#while you mourn the loss of the perceived perfection you bestowed upon someone who is only human#max is happy for his friend#why can't you be?#lando norris#max verstappen#formula one#formula 1#f1#miami gp 2024
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reminder as easter approaches to not give rabbits or ducks as gifts
both are animals that require special care (no, not all animals are just different shapes of cats or dogs) and can live up to 10 years if well cared for
they're not toys, they're living creatures that require love, care, special diets, time, and modifications to your home to keep them safe
they are also not creatures that can just be released into the countryside and be expected to survive. They're domestic animals and will not survive. Please don't impulse buy any animal as a gift, but at least have the basic humanity to rehome them or surrender them to a shelter/rescue and not leave them on the side of the road or in a box in a dumpster
Kind of like Christmas time, there's an influx of impulse/gift adoptions around Easter time that are then immediately surrendered or abandoned within a month. Consider finding a local rescue in your area and donating money, supplies, or your time via volunteering to help! Many also run foster programs, or need help with driving the animals in their care to vet appointments and so on.
k PSA over thanks ✌🐇🦆
#txt it#also tbh as someone that was cruelly gifted a rabbit after Oreo died#i did not bond properly with Mallow because I was both so entrenched in grieving Oreo (it was only 1 month after he died)#but i was also driving between states at the time and could only visit her every 2 months#and it both absolutely fucked up her socialization#and tbh!!!! i do not have a strong emotional bond with her!!!!!#it's a super fucked situation that I'm now trapped in for the next 7 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!#instead of it being MY choice to get a new pet#what KIND of pet I might want next#or when or from where#that decision was taken from me#i would've loved to have adopted a dog or another rabbit from a local shelter#i see them all the time - litters that are found under cars or in dumpsters bc people just. throw them out.#please do not do that and please do not force that kind of thing on someone else or an animal#if you love animals so much then consider volunteering instead!! :)))#k i'm done for real sorry
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I’m just having one of those days…
(crying over a man I never met because I miss him)
#forgive me while I rant#does anyone else have friends or family that tease you over your love for elvis#I got randomly really emotional and sad on a car ride home last night#we were driving by the beach and it reminded me of his last vacation to hawaii in ‘77#and it made me think about how he passed away so young#how he was stripped of all the little joys life has to offer#like swimming in the ocean#feeling the breeze#relaxing in the sun#almost everyone in his group got to grow old and experience a lifetime of all the little things like that#but he didn’t#it’s just so unfair#and yeah then my whole family teased me and played unchained melody to purposely make me more upset#I know it seems dumb to some people to cry over someone you never met#but I just feel so sad for elvis#I know he had an amazing life and career but he deserved to enjoy it longer#I’ll miss him forever#personal rant#elvis presley#elvisaaronpresley#elvis#elvis fans#elvis photos#i love him
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no but like I’m actually ready to THROW HANDS with Williams over how Logan has been consistently treated this season. Logan babes get behind me I can FIGHT.
#I get that upgrades are usually like one car at a time and you’re gonna prioritise your first driver#but I’m pissed off#and when they asked him about the upgrades and he was like ‘not for me unfortunately’#Logan babes I will fly to Italy and get you those upgrades rn just say the word#him not getting the Imola upgrades is the final straw for me#like the lack of promo around the lap of legends shit and announcing Alex’s extension the same day#the ‘soz loges Alex needs to drive your car in aus’ situation#the not giving Logan his car back and giving him the one with the fixed broken chassis#he’s been on track to get points the last few races and someone’s always fucked it up#kmag was on my f1 fantasy teams and istg the second the race finished I was subbing him for someone else bc I was so mad#like it was his fucking home race my dude#I just feel so bad for him#he deserves so much better#anyways#logan sargeant#ls2#formula 1#f1#imola gp 2024#williams racing
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wild to me that it takes hours for people in the usa to vote. it's never taken me more than 10 minutes and that's including the inevitable chit chat with the people there because they're either my parents' neighbours or the parents of people i went to school with.
#literally have your voting card and some kind of id ready#if you don't have your voting car then you just have to look up what desk you're supposed to go to usually it's split alphabetically so#for albonium it would be desk 1#get there give id (either my id my passport my social security card my driving license or a hunting permit (💀))))))))#pick up the little papers and an envelop#get in the booth#put the little paper in the envelop#that's if you haven't done it at home already#get out#put it in the box#the person there says “ HAS VOTED”#you sign next to your name#take your id#and fuck off#before your cousin's neighbours' grandma asks how your aunt is doing and if you've heard about the bakery being closed because the baker's#wife cheated on him and now he's got to take care of the kids and aetstdfhgfsgjgthj#you get what i mean#10 minutes tops#even in big cities#also it's always by paper like this if you want you can vote for someone else but you have to file papers at the police station#people empty the boxes and count them all together#if you want you're allowed to stay and watch as they count#or you can ask beforehand to participate in the counting#kids are automatically signed up on the voting lists when they turn 18 if they've done their mandatory 'defense and citizenship" day#ok this one is kind of propaganda-y for the army the cops etc but at the same time it allows to test the entire population to see if they'r#illeterate (there's grammar spelling etc tests)#do some driving rules lessons#cpr training#reminder about blood donations etc#which imo is important
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Important question for writers: Is your character a good driver? I don't care if they don't know what a car is, this is a spiritual thing.
Doesn't respect the rules/good driver=illegal street racer
Respects the rules/good driver=uses their turn signal but could drift a car if needed
Doesn't respect the rules/bad driver=so many speeding tickets, uses both feet to drive, eyes never on the road
Respects the rules/bad driver=cries every time they have to get on the interstate, terrible reaction time
Here are all my characters! Feel free to make one of your own
#in another life Astra is the premier racer in an undergroud street racing circuit#Twenari would treat a ramp onto the interstate as a stop sign while crying the whole time#Getting into a car with Djek means gambling with your life that man's eyes are everywhere but the road#Sepo follows the rules until someone else breaks them then he tailgates with his brights on for the next 20 miles#Bayl just has no respect for anything#I dont think Ivander or Heshorian would actually know how to drive#writing#my ocs
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abt to say smthng deranged
but ive reverted to accepting my fate here especially since im really really lazy and stupid and just want to draw but the only sharp thing still poking at my sides is wanting to transition and how I know as soon as my birthday rolls around I'll wish I had done anything to get out and start that, while sobbing hysterically over how the years just keep passing me by in that regard. 14 years. 15 years. And many many more.
But at the same time its like. I wouldnt want to claw my way out solely to transition (which at this point would be the sole positive thing about leaving). Because whats the point. I want to be transitioned before I really look for or accept love, yes, but moving out and doing so wouldn't lead to that I dont think. Id be living the same life im living here, but Worse and more exhausting. So i also dont see the worth in fighting to do it.
I feel those 2 views are at odds, but, like, its never enough to do things just for myself even if I really need it. It always has to be in relation to someone else. There would not be a someone else so why bother. Im not finding love while I live here so it doesn't Really matter if i cant do it, but this wouldnt change if i left so why would I fight for it. Why be the true version of me if I have nobody to share Me with (especially considering it will ostracize me from most everyone else I love.) I dont know
#i feel this doesnt make sense but idk#its like how i would not have gotten a car at all if it wasnt for Someone i wanted to be able to drive around#if they visited#its the same here. i feel so incomplete without transition and my life cant begin without it#if anyone took interest in me now it would feel hollow until i was actually myself#but nobody is taking interest Now#and if i moved out solely to transition its not like changing locations would suddenly change anything.#so why bother. why do it. its going to be the same anyway#why make my life harder for no reason#why decorate a place you'll always have to leave why deep clean a home nobody will ever visit but You.#theres no point if its just You.#thsi also extends to a lot of things like how i want to paint but cant unless its for someone else#ill draw a billion characters Standing There for a friend before i do 1 for myself bc i dont see the point or Worth#delete later#it was a horrendous experience overall but id never been more motivated to do something than when i had a ''partner''...#nothing made me more willing to turn my entire life around. ill go back to school and study some miserable shit that#will make me rich so I can spend it on You and make You happy. i would not do this for myself.#im not doing anything for myself right now. no use in doing anything for that guy he doesnt deserve it
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I just remembered that mine drives a fucking sports car. of course he fucking does. venture capitalist lookin ass
#i wish it wasn’t hot but alas. it is#what do you want me to say#the funny thing about it is that it seems like one of the kinds of sports cars where the ceiling is so damn low and the seats so compressed#that minedai car sex would be like. impossible#I mean. in his car at least#but#I guess that’s assuming he doesn’t have multiple cars#and no doubt daigo has at least one car of his own which I assume isn’t nearly as flashy#feels weird to call mine flashy……but it’s not technically wrong#wait have we ever seen daigo drive a car#he’s usually being driven by someone else right#wouldn’t it be funny if he didn’t have a fucking license#anyway. sorry for the stupid stream of consciousness here#rambling#mine
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diggs/allen
#diggs: always trying to match a certain aesthetic even when hes mad#walks around the house wearing sequined ruby red outfits expensive clothes dresses up even to go nowhere#wakes up 5 hours early before morning even starts to get ahead on his skincare routine and STILL has to rush out the door#touching up on his teeth flossing using the car mirror to help#whines and moans abt his beauty products running low until someone else has to go out and buy more for him#vs wake up 1 minute before i have to leave .. say bye to my dogs.. then leave josh#no brushing teeth no shower no clothes prepicked out#he eats his peeling dead skin to replenish his new skin#cant spend more than 1 second doing anything. needs to be on the move learning. no time for preening !!#it drives diggs crazy but diggs also is a sucker for adventure so they somehow work#josh drives trying not to crash while diggs insists on trying to AT LEAST apply some chapstick on those lips PLEASE josh PLEASE#he grabs his chin and makes him turn to face him despite allen needing to see the road#josh lets him#they crash (out of the playoffs)#diggs/allen
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I've had a stupid merlin au idea stuck in my head for days now and I know I'll never get around to writing it the way I want it written but I kinda wanna try anyway even though I am 100% of the target audience
#it's an f1 au btw#so I feel like a merlin x f1 crossovee is very niche#but I just have this idea in my head pf arthur as a driver and merlin as an aerodynamics engineer#and arthur starts off as an ass (as per usual) and thinks that he's god's gift to motorsports and all his good results are because of his#skill and bad results are because the engineers fucked up bad#and lowkey people don't like working with him BUT uther is giving red bull absolute mega bucks to keep him and he is actually a fantastic#driver in his own right. deep down he's not super satisfied though because people keep saying he's only winning because of his car#and his dad's money which is why he's a grumpy ass to most people and tries to claim good races as his and blame engineers for bad ones#also because uther probably taught him that attitude#in this au I think either Newey didn't exist but rb dominance still did or this is far enough after Newey that I haven't got arthur blaming#him for a bad car because y'all I can't do that it's too unrealistic no one would believe it#(yes I am aware that max and checo are currently complaining about a car newey made but shh)#anyway he secretly goes to sign for like. williams or something who currently suck so he can prove to himself and everyone else that he IS#a good driver and can drive a shit car well. he's admittedly doing fairly well in a tractor when merlin joins the team as the new head#of aerodynamics and arthur is giving him shit because he's so young and how could he possibly fix this shitbox#then Merlin's first big upgrade packages comes and makes a pretty big difference and arthur has to rethink a bit#the next season is the first car that merlin was actually mostly in charge of and it's a massive difference and suddenly it's competitive#meanwhile merlin's pov is that arthur sucks ass and he hates him but he keeps being told that arthur is his destiny#he refuses to believe this though and even though he has magic he point blank refuses to use it on anything that would help arthur even#somewhat indirectly like using it to help design the car. his official reasoning to people who know about his magic is that the fia wouldn't#allow it but personally he also just wants to say a fuck you to fate because he doesn't like arthur. but then they get to know each other#more and he realises that maybe arthur isn't that bad and they become friends like in the show#arthur is leading the championship (pendragon dominance could bore fans) but then he has a big crash and is out for a couple of races#by all accounts it's a miracle he's even alive (it's the only time merlin has used his magic for arthur). when he comes back he still has a#chance at wdc but it's way tighter than it was. maybe there's only a few races to go. he gets some podiums and his competition has some bad#luck (genuine not merlin) or something but then at like the second last race he can guarantee wdc if he wins regardless of where anyone else#places. he does it and merlin is the one to go on the podium with him on behalf of the team (maybe not for winning wdc but just his first#win after the crash idk) and it's this big emptional moment#also morgana was as good as arthur as kids but uther only supported arthur so now she works for sky or someone in a role like nico rosberg
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can only leon drive of the main 4?
actually milo’s the only one who can’t, poor thang. leon and ravi both drive their own cars, and while quinn has her license she usually doesn’t drive— she Also has leon for that.
#my ocs#milo’s family just has too many kids and too few cars to really give him reliable access to one#so he doesn’t Super see it as worth it to get his license (also it makes him nervous. and he doesn’t wanna.)#usually someone else in his family can drive him. or again. leon#so it’s just fine for now#and quinn got her license in high school because her parents wanted her too#but her and leon were and still are so attached at the hip that she effectively did not need it
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If you can not forgive you are destined to never heal.
Like, sorry, you can not be mad at someone for making a mistake and then be angry about it for 3 years and be like "why am i not over this".
#friend of a friend died two years ago driving under the influence of some injection. ran a red in the dark and wraped her car around a pole#friend came to me last night while i was mid break down and explained his breakdown.#he apparently introduced her to the drug and she got more on her own#got addicted and was sent to rehab. my friend self admitted to keep her alive.#they worked together on steps to get off hard drugs.#one of the rules is that you can never ever drive if you happen to be on them. not even like one puff of weed or half a Mike's hard.#she got more of the drug when she got home after about a month. some jackass who lived across the street.#needle was dirty and it felt itchy. told my friend about it. he said that she should go to the hospital.#so she got in her car and drove it. without her lights on#friend said she broke a rule and did it on purpose (she didn't. she was just high and panicked.)#said he'd never forgive her for taking his best friend away in such a betrayal. led my friend back to drugs.#said that every year her memory still forces him into agony and he feels he needs something stronger to dull the pain of his heartbreak.#i told him to take double his usual dose of melatonin and a drink of whiskey. came back to me this morning and said that i was right.#he still said he'd never forgive her though. told him about something else I'm going through and asked ''is that what you want?#agony every time someone mentioned her name or at the very least once a year?''#he's saying he's pondering on that.#meanwhile work's going on and I'm under 200 mgs of caffeine already and 3 hours of sleep while having 10 more hours to go.#happy thursday
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#Spotify#music for when you’re driving to ace hardware to buy mousetraps so you can kick out that mouse like Nick Cave says#and when you get there you give him your best friend’s phone number bc you unfortunately have it memorized and he goes to ace hardware all#the time for work#and the guy on the register squints at you and confirms the very male name on the screen#and you resist the urge to squeak out an excuse and just confirm#and then you stop by aldi on the way back and buy two tubs of Greek yogurt and two bottles of synergy kombucha#bc even though you brew your own and actually have way more than you could possibly handle rn bc it’s so hot in your house#you are a sucker for limited edition flavors and it will cause you to spend $8 on kombucha#so you buy pomelo lemonade and cherry coconut lemongrass#which is the summer flavor named unity or something#and you usually get one every year#but you still feel ridiculous walking out of aldi with two tubs of yogurt and two bottles of kombucha and nothing else even though no one#you know sees you even though west ********* is crawling with acquaintances#and then you get back in your car and you’re proud of the rare burst of executive function which allowed you to finally put the new battery#in your car keys even though you stole the battery from target like two months ago you just couldn’t figure out how to open the damn thing#and the convenience is novel and you think wow maybe I should injure my ribcage more often if it’s forcing me to take care of all these#tiny tasks like buying mousetraps and replacing your key battery and cooking figs in honey et cetera#and you drive down the hill and see low clouds snagging in the blue ridge mountains and feel alright for a moment#and go to the scratch and dent where you buy butter and a couple 33¢ seltzers and a diet ginger ale as a lil treat#and when you get back home you drop it on the gravel road and the ginger ale begins to leak out so you put your mouth to it even though the#thought of what nonsense is on the outside of the can from the manufacturing and shipping process lingers#and by the time you get to the kitchen and pour it over ice in a mason jar it’s fairly flat from the burst of bubbles when you poured it#awkwardly with one hand#and you drink what remains on the porch where it’s a post-rain subdued sky sort of dusk#and you think about how much it’s gonna hurt to leave and how you have no other option because of how entwined you’ve become with someone#who is the entire city and the entire vast forest and possibly the entire ecological region#and then you’re still hungry so you eat some meal prepped overnight oats that were for tomorrow morning. the end#journal
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my grandpa paid for everyone’s dinner tonight, which i super appreciate cause we’re out of groceries in this house and i could not afford to pay to eat out with my own money, unfortunately my brother’s an entitled dickhead who took the car and is refusing to pick up my food so i have the money for food but no way to go and get it
#like you little motherfucker i pay for your gas and had to drive you everywhere before you got your license and you can’t#go pick up my food at the same time you’re getting yours?#personal.txt#also consider he’s probably gonna get his food and then go to his friends house#and i’m gonna have to wait 3 hours till someone else with a car gets home
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