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capt-zjaybird · 3 months ago
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Need CoD voice ASMR in my life, the Ghosts kind. Wanna hear Hesh and Elias voice collection.
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mysicklove · 2 years ago
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obedience is so so hot. not even asking subs to do extreme things, just simple commands that they have been trained to follow. reinforced these rules so many times that their body reacts to your words before they even think about it
could you imagine being mid-conversation with a sub, and then randomly interrupting them to tell them to kneel, and immediately they fall to their knees without even hesitation, blinking up at you and ready to follow the next command.
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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year ago
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Does
Does Barnaby
Does Barnaby tell the others to get off his lawn when he's angry
psh, who do you think he is, an old man? he'd Bark, like any lively young dog
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ladyzirkonia · 1 year ago
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The faces of Commander Wolffe.
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I love this beautiful man your honor.
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rex-meshla · 18 days ago
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Can we just collectively agree on creating a new genre of fanfic dedicated to brattiness, and brattiness only?
I just don't know how else I could describe anything I write about Wolffe
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inkstainedhandswithrings · 5 months ago
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thinking about the Ahsoka returns episode of clone wars and I’m like,,, so did Anakin just comm Rex like “hey dude, btw, quick heads up, you’re a commander now. Go fuck shit up with my daughter, have fun, be safe!” and hang up again?
because that seems very in character
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star--nymph · 5 months ago
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Looking through Tastes of Thedas and I found this little tid bit.
I just love the implication that Cullen looks like such shit sometimes that random Fereldans (and/or possibly the chef) will just drop jars of pickled eggs off in his office, no questions asked. They don't know what's wrong with him but HEY. Pickled Eggs should fix it.
And Cullen doesn't even blink twice, he just pops that bad boy open and shoves the eggs into his mouth like a chipmunk.
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h3rmess · 8 months ago
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if I ever say I miss my man, 9 times out of 10, I'm talking about this fella right here
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KENYU YUKIMIYA IM SO DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH YOU PLSSSS
when I saw him for the first time saying, "It's an honour," I KNEW I SIMPLY HAD NO CHOICE. I got on my knees instantly and said yes sir
there's loads of ppl who hate him, but he's my king :(
he's so cool on the field PLS JUST ONE CHANCE.
HIM AND THOSE GLASSES GIVE ME A BREAK. we can tell who did it better between him and zantetsu (it was him)
nawww even his name is cute I wanna eat him.
like kenyu...get in my bed pls? (this only makes sense if you say it out loud, but kenyu sounds like can you haha funny joke no one laughed time to cry in the corner of my room 😍)
I need to finish reading the manga.. I need more of him 😈😈 (im only here for reo's awakening pls... that's my baby boy, my goat 🥰🥰)
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bbgoffic · 2 months ago
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Today's life advice from The Hubs Domestic Crosshair:
"It's always best to threaten people. Unless it's irl, and then it's better to vaguely threaten people."
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valiant-portabella-pirkko · 5 months ago
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I cannot stop thinking about the fact that, ironically, in his college years Commander Ruju would've been voted 'most likely to wind up as an Inquest flunky' in every timeline EXCEPT the one where he does, in fact, wind up joining the Inquest. and that's only because in that version, they'd vote him most likely to wind up in Inquest management instead (and they are correct, unfortunately)
some of his early college-era antics under the cut:
setting off the smoke alarms in other college dorms, getting his 'rival' classes doused with flame-extinguishing foam
using his water magic to make the fountains spray people
mild air element static shocks JUST strong enough to make other students' hair frizz up right before class starts
raising bricks under people's feet with the earth element in order to very discreetly trip them right in plain sight
ATTEMPTING to pressure others into doing his projects (he only got away with this because it always backfired on him)
interfering with class demonstrations via heckling
freezing hallway floors into solid ice rinks after class
frequently cornering and intimidating anyone who was unpopular and/or meek enough that he could get away with it
all this to say, if my rat bullied your rat during college, they may be entitled to emotional compensation! feel free to proceed to WvW and beat his ass for fun and profit. don't worry, he's an elementalist. he's very used to performing his downstate rotation. 👍
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oddsconvert · 11 months ago
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I'm in a proper Declan mood today...I really wanna try some art of him soon 🙈 maybe him under persuasion with hazy eyes 👀
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procrastinating-on-youth · 2 years ago
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[chapter 6: the first crew member]
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[chapter 489: the eighth]
"this crew is a handful" says right after giving up his dreams, ambitions and almost his life to keep them safe
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companionwolf · 1 year ago
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"Don't forget delta is ALSO the squad in Operation Devil's Moon" says friend.
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constantly being reminded that the standard acknowledge-enough formula for getting guard/guardian dogs to stop barking does not work on many other dogs
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parme-san · 1 year ago
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my coworker's chill but he only really talks to me to ask me shit like "can you do your loudest bark for me" what does that mean
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my-thoughts-and-junk · 1 year ago
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Kirk and spock are soooo low maintenence you have no idea
#random thoughts#star trek#sorry im thinking about the sex lives of the captain and his second in command rn#kirk? absolute pillow princess. he does not want to do ANYTHING.#he will let spock manhandle him and push his face into the matress and he will be GRATEFUL#he does not want to do shit or jack. he has had so much sex over the years and has done so much weird shit he's tired guys (he's like 36)#the most active kirk gets is when he sucks spock off under his desk okay he's fucking lazy#god he's probably so into cockwarming. he doesn't want to come he just wants to sit there and be full#he's fine with whatever but if he has to use his core muscles or pelvis in any way shape or form he'll be so brave about it (he's so mad)#spock is just happy to be here tbh#spock likes touching!!! he does not like to be touched. he must initiate the touching.#spock wants to touch and to rake and to bite and to absolutely fuck up kirk's back#(taking a break here i think eventually after like twenty years they gradually stop having regular sex. queens of lesbian bed death)#he wants to sit on kirk's lap and go absolutely mad dog at his neck. bark and growl even#ideal scenario for spock is for kirk to just not acknowledge whatever shit he's doing he does not want to be PERCEIVED#so what if he grabs kirk's hand and puts it on his face. what are you a cop#he WILL grab kirk's hand and kiss EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS FINGERS and kirk will NOT DO SHIT SO HELD HIM GOD#he will do some shit and absolutely not acknowledge it even if kirk brings it up#'spock what in the world are you doing' 'i don't know what you mean captain' and he WILL do it again#kirk does NOT have to do anything#god they've probably dabbled in somnophilia. spock would be so into it#like it's not that spock DOESN'T want kirk to be involved when they have sex. but like.#spock doesn't like it when people watch him work#he probably watches kirk sleep sometimes. pokes his face to watch it twitch like touching a snail's eye stalk.#i dont think they have conversations about sex. like actual in-depth conversations#spock tries but kirk usually gets so awkward about it he agrees to whatever just to get spock to shut up about it#kirk: communication is key to a healthy relationship except when i do it specifically with spock#spock is just so. CLINICAL. it's hard to listen to (if you know what i mean)#spock has used kirks aversion to talking about sex to his advantage (used it to unknowingly make him agree to upgrades to the science wing)#kirk probably likes voyeurism. spock feels weird about kirk watching him masturbate
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