#he was barking commands

[capt-zjaybird]

Need CoD voice ASMR in my life, the Ghosts kind. Wanna hear Hesh and Elias voice collection.

[mysicklove]

obedience is so so hot. not even asking subs to do extreme things, just simple commands that they have been trained to follow. reinforced these rules so many times that their body reacts to your words before they even think about it

could you imagine being mid-conversation with a sub, and then randomly interrupting them to tell them to kneel, and immediately they fall to their knees without even hesitation, blinking up at you and ready to follow the next command.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Does

Does Barnaby

Does Barnaby tell the others to get off his lawn when he's angry

psh, who do you think he is, an old man? he'd Bark, like any lively young dog

[ladyzirkonia]

The faces of Commander Wolffe.

I love this beautiful man your honor.

[inkstainedhandswithrings]

thinking about the Ahsoka returns episode of clone wars and I’m like,,, so did Anakin just comm Rex like “hey dude, btw, quick heads up, you’re a commander now. Go fuck shit up with my daughter, have fun, be safe!” and hang up again?

because that seems very in character

[star--nymph]

Looking through Tastes of Thedas and I found this little tid bit.

I just love the implication that Cullen looks like such shit sometimes that random Fereldans (and/or possibly the chef) will just drop jars of pickled eggs off in his office, no questions asked. They don't know what's wrong with him but HEY. Pickled Eggs should fix it.

And Cullen doesn't even blink twice, he just pops that bad boy open and shoves the eggs into his mouth like a chipmunk.

[h3rmess]

if I ever say I miss my man, 9 times out of 10, I'm talking about this fella right here

KENYU YUKIMIYA IM SO DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH YOU PLSSSS

when I saw him for the first time saying, "It's an honour," I KNEW I SIMPLY HAD NO CHOICE. I got on my knees instantly and said yes sir

there's loads of ppl who hate him, but he's my king :(

he's so cool on the field PLS JUST ONE CHANCE.

HIM AND THOSE GLASSES GIVE ME A BREAK. we can tell who did it better between him and zantetsu (it was him)

nawww even his name is cute I wanna eat him.

like kenyu...get in my bed pls? (this only makes sense if you say it out loud, but kenyu sounds like can you haha funny joke no one laughed time to cry in the corner of my room 😍)

I need to finish reading the manga.. I need more of him 😈😈 (im only here for reo's awakening pls... that's my baby boy, my goat 🥰🥰)

[rex-meshla]

Can we just collectively agree on creating a new genre of fanfic dedicated to brattiness, and brattiness only?

I just don't know how else I could describe anything I write about Wolffe

[bbgoffic]

Today's life advice from The Hubs Domestic Crosshair:

"It's always best to threaten people. Unless it's irl, and then it's better to vaguely threaten people."

[valiant-portabella-pirkko]

I cannot stop thinking about the fact that, ironically, in his college years Commander Ruju would've been voted 'most likely to wind up as an Inquest flunky' in every timeline EXCEPT the one where he does, in fact, wind up joining the Inquest. and that's only because in that version, they'd vote him most likely to wind up in Inquest management instead (and they are correct, unfortunately)

some of his early college-era antics under the cut:

setting off the smoke alarms in other college dorms, getting his 'rival' classes doused with flame-extinguishing foam

using his water magic to make the fountains spray people

mild air element static shocks JUST strong enough to make other students' hair frizz up right before class starts

raising bricks under people's feet with the earth element in order to very discreetly trip them right in plain sight

ATTEMPTING to pressure others into doing his projects (he only got away with this because it always backfired on him)

interfering with class demonstrations via heckling

freezing hallway floors into solid ice rinks after class

frequently cornering and intimidating anyone who was unpopular and/or meek enough that he could get away with it

all this to say, if my rat bullied your rat during college, they may be entitled to emotional compensation! feel free to proceed to WvW and beat his ass for fun and profit. don't worry, he's an elementalist. he's very used to performing his downstate rotation. 👍

[oddsconvert]

I'm in a proper Declan mood today...I really wanna try some art of him soon 🙈 maybe him under persuasion with hazy eyes 👀

[procrastinating-on-youth]

[chapter 6: the first crew member]

[chapter 489: the eighth]

"this crew is a handful" says right after giving up his dreams, ambitions and almost his life to keep them safe

[companionwolf]

"Don't forget delta is ALSO the squad in Operation Devil's Moon" says friend.

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

constantly being reminded that the standard acknowledge-enough formula for getting guard/guardian dogs to stop barking does not work on many other dogs

[parme-san]

my coworker's chill but he only really talks to me to ask me shit like "can you do your loudest bark for me" what does that mean

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

Kirk and spock are soooo low maintenence you have no idea