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brandwhorestarscream · 2 months ago

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Not me taking this 100% literally because like. Omg

Megatron dies and gets this huge "you have doomed cybertron and slain many sparks and yada yada etc etc" speech, and his sentencing is eternal damnation in the Pits. He gets dropped into what is supposed to be Ultimate Hell by Primus's standards and it is genuinely higher quality living then what he had in Kaon? Primus watching in horror because wait a minute. People were living worse than this on Cybertron? But... this is is supposed to be hell! The end all, be all, eternal suffering! How can hell actually be outdone on his own planet?

Tldr Megatron died and went to hell but hell was actually good and he gave Primus an identity crisis

God imagine Megatron going to robot hell and he's just like "I can live with this. Kaon was worse."

#kaon is worse then hell #this tag brings me much delight lmao #i could either make this so serious or so goofy #serious option: a multi chaptered story exploring Primus coming to realize just /how bad/ his planet was fucked #and perhaps taking drastic measures to fix it #or the silly option: a very puzzled megatron finds himself playing envoy between heaven (the Primes) and whoever rules the pits/hell #he thought death was gonna be a kinda-boring retirement but then SURPRISE! diplomacy upon ye

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