#he talks to his birb? about movies?? i'm-

[silverraes]

AS IF I DIDN'T LOVE HIM ENOUGH ALREADY

[officialdaydreamer00]

okay wait this is an official ask for a crossover oneshot: imagine this shit— idia just fucking spawns into camp half-blood (the olympians series timeline, probably before luke dips out but i'll leave that up to you) and is just stuck there. i need to see this; on hands and knees begging. i'm already imagining idia just being completely terrified like "where TF am i?!" 😭💀

hjsldsdkshsk omg 😭 idk how to write the oneshot so ya gonna get imagines instead :'D

*cracks hands*

gonna set the time to after manhattan's battle, normal day in camp half-blood, campers bustling around and all

,,,,, and then an idia falls down from the sky

i could just imagine my guy just,,,, dies right there in the middle of the camp lmao, while the rest of the campers went ?????

why?? how?? the hades??? is there a guy here?? pale as fuck??? hair is blue flame?? science?? witchcraft??

they'd be so confused help them 😭

everything about him stumps annabeth and the rest of athena's children

eventually idia wakes up and would be bombarded with questions → overwhelmed and passes tf out part 2

chiron has to talk to him bc social anxiety

i reckon idia knows ancient greek bc,,,,, it just fits idk, so they have a talk and idia finds out he ain't in twisted wonderland anymore

cue panicked overthinking™

timeskip to when our guy somewhat calms down, he followed chiron to the unclaimed's cabin

still a bit hesitant bc he KNOWS for sure people will look at him weird

imagine if people finds out his connections to hades and the underworld (not this one but still)

they question the gods and the reality they live in :D

idia meeting THE god of the dead himself would be interesting 👀

hades is rather chill in the books so i guess it'd go well :D they'd exchange ways to manage the underworld probably, hades with the og underworld and idia with STYX

THEM WATCHING DISNEY HERCULES 😭 the group slandering the movie while idia sitting there like o-o

will they connect movie hades with idia though 🤔 annabeth probably would see the similarities and ask him about it

them when they hear disney hades is worshipped in twisted wonderland :D shocking, honestly

hephaestus cabin would be interested in his gadgets tho, probably would pester him about it (poitely ofc)

he would avoid aphrodite, ares and apollo cabins with every fiber of his being, i just know it

also, idia and nico 👀 interesting pair ngl

i wanna imagine idia chilling with hades's child in the underworld, idia teaching him all about video games and nico (albeit reluctantly) teaching him mythomagic 🥺

ouh and then when hazel's found they could do that too!!

honestly idia in pjo could go either right or wrong in so many ways, and i'm down with traumatising the heck out of him lol

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[toournextadventure]

NEED TO KNOW WHAT ASH AND MEN WERE SAYING TO BIRB OMG. do we hear abt it next chapter or can you tell us now ? :0 ALSO THE HAT THING SMABSMSBAJSB.

If yall wanna know, I'll put it right below 👀 (I'll put it under a cut when I get on my computer!)

"I didn't know you were back," Ash said softly with that smile that used to get your heart racing.

It still did, just in a different way now.

"Only been here a week," you said with a shrug. "Getting home a bit late this summer."

"Been touring colleges?" She asked with a slight tilt of her head.

Her smile was sickeningly sweet, almost like she was laying it on thick. And she probably was, she knew you made it a point to avoid her during the summers. It was almost like you didn't want to see her. Hmm, how shocking.

Johnny and Tug kept their eyes on you. Well, Tug kept his eyes on you, Johnny had his eyes on the table where everyone was sitting. You could handle Tug, but Johnny had better keep his hands to himself. He better not be eying the kids. Fuck, he better not be eying Wednesday, either.

"Not quite sure what I wanna do," you sighed. You knew exactly where this conversation was going.

"You brought someone new," Johnny said, changing the topic. Unfortunately.

"From school." You shifted your weight to the other foot.

This whole situation was making you beyond uncomfortable. Nothing good came from Johnny mentioning Wednesday, there was no proof but you just knew it. Why did he want to know about Wednesday? He needed to mind his own fucking business.

"School?" Johnny asked with a nod to himself. "So one of those freaks. I'd love to show her what a normie can do."

In the movies, they say everything turns red when you get angry. Normally you would've said it wasn't true, you had been angry plenty of times and had never seen red. But now? Oh, you would agree with the movies because now all you could see was a dark, bloody red.

You wanted to kill him. To feel his pulse under your hands weaken until it stopped. He wouldn't even have the chance to ask for help, sputtering and gasping for air until he turned blue. No, he wouldn't be able to think twice about touching Wednesday-

-a gentle, cold hand touched your arm, and the thoughts stopped. You turned your head slowly to look into Alex's cool eyes. He didn't say a word; he didn't have to. Just that touch was enough to calm the anger that so desperately wanted to spill over.

"The ice cream is ready," Alex said softly. All you could do was nod and turn around. Bo was looking at you hesitantly; he knew enough to keep an eye out.

"Thanks, Bo," you whispered. If you talked any louder, you would get angry again.

"She's a little old, ain't she?" Johnny asked. Even just his voice was too much. "I thought your family liked to take them before they were old enough to fight back."

Oh so he wanted to die.

Before you could even turn around, Alex had his hand around your arm again, except this time he was using more strength. It would've crushed a normie's bones, and you would have a bruise the next day. But he was giving you a look and you wanted him to walk away, he didn't need to see any of this. Walk away and take everyone else.

"Let's go," Alex said softly. Why was he being so calm? Didn't he want Johnny to know it was a mistake to be saying those things?

Clearly he didn't because he simply pushed a few of the ice creams over to you and waited for you to grab them. You looked at Johnny's smug face and Tug's dumbstruck expression and whatever the fuck Ash was thinking. And you admitted defeat. You grabbed the ice creams and followed after Alex.

"Hey," Ash called out, and you stilled. Nothing good ever came from her, not anymore. Why couldn't she just leave you alone. "If you're ever free-"

"-I'm not," you interrupted quickly before finishing your trek to the table and setting everything down.

Wednesday's thigh brushed against your own and your thoughts eased just enough. But you wouldn't ever let Johnny near her. You would kill him before that ever happened.

[nygleskas]

hi jermmmm :3c 📸🎁🩷 for greg! 🎧🩵🌘 for gideon! (ik i sent a bunch feel free to not do them all if it is too much!)

HII cricket ty for the asks :33

📸 for a random screenshot / picture i can gush about

ouhhh thinking abt thos s3 finale... think he looked rly cute in it ;--;

🎁 for a gift f/o has given s/i (or vice versa)

we Absolutely would buy each other at least one (1) comically large plushie of our favorite animal(s) :3 (greg has the birb one but i also would probably get him this comically large lizard one bc it'd be funny. wait and an alternative one for me is this giant sloth which i'm very obsessed with.. he looks so fluffy) (also we'd get these either at some gift shop at a zoo or we won them at a fair. very us core date ideas)

🩷 for a headcanon about f/o

I Feel Like he'd be a casual m.cu fan.......(can a m.cu boy and a d.ceu boy rly be in a relationship? *sad cowboy picture* /j) but he's self aware abt it like he doesn't think every movie is a deep masterpiece yaknow. we would absolutely see m.adame w.eb just to make fun of it. on the car ride home i'm reading out the funniest letterboxd reviews i find

🎧 for a song that reminds me of us

i don't have many jermstone songs but these two in particular are Sooo uscore

🩵 for a fact about s/i

i think i briefly talked abt this once but, after i'm around the gems fam a lot i become besties with abraham and pontius :3 pontius instantly would think i'm cool bc i have dyed hair and he eventually ropes me into bleaching his hair for him (jesse and amber did not agree to this) which becomes a regular thing for us. me and abraham would play mario games together and we'd make everyone play mario kart which gets real competitive sometimes.

🌘 for something i love about f/o

ouhh he's rly kind and caring and he's protective of his family and loves them a lot :(( also i love his redemption arc throughout the show it's so nice to see

[f1-disaster-bi]

Charlando for the haunted ask thingy?

Oooo, for this I'm going to go with an au that @f1-birb and I have been talking about for a while: Clueless Lando having a partner who could be classed as a sociopath but absolutely adores Lando: Charles. Lando has no idea how far Charles would go for him, but he just knows he loves Charles

Which one is more fond of scary movies?

Lando. Lando loves being scared and getting to cuddle up to Charles. He insists on watching with the lights off, and Charles enjoys getting to wrap his arms around Lando and kiss his forehead when Lando get's freaked out

Which one gets the most excited about Halloween?

Charles loves to go overboard for Halloween. He enjoys finding the most fucked up costume ideas and convincing Lando to do them with him, even if they're just going to Max's halloween party. He also loves decorating their apartment and front door for halloween

Which one would be more likely to survive the apocalypse?

Charles is most likely to survive, especially on his own.

Lando would be least likely to survive if they were split up but with Charles by his side, nothing is going to happen Lando. Charles wouldn't let anything happen him.

Which one would literally kill for the other?

Both of them always say "I'd kill for you" or "I'd help you burry a body, no questions asked", but Charles actually would (and possibly has) killed for Lando, especially if it was someone that was harrassing Lando.

Which one likes to scare or startle the other?

Lando tries. He likes to think he is scarier than he is and jumps out of places at Charles, sometimes he does get Charles to flinch or react, but most of the time Charles just smiles and calls him "cute"

Charles, however, is very quiet and sneaky. He unintentionally scares and startles Lando constantly by seeming to appear behind him

Which one is more likely to need comforting when they get spooked?

Lando seeks out physical comfort and so does Charles. Lando reaches or asks for it more when he's scared. He often burries his face in Charles's chest and clings to him.

With Charles, he only ever gets spooked when he thinks something has happened to Lando like the time Lando text him that he was being followed and was scared and Charles rushed to find him, to protect him, and when he sees Lando, he has to physically hold and touch Lando to know he's okay

Which one always puts on a brave face?

Charles would. He's very careful with his emotions and what he lets show, and normally his emotional capcity is taken up by his affection and love for Lando. So that often involves keeping a straight face when it comes to situations that even rattle him

Lando tries, but he's very emotional and Charles can read him like a book.

Which one would be more dangerous if they suddenly became violent?

Charles.

Charles becomes violent whenever Lando is threatened, and it'd be terrifying. He's always careful never to let Lando see this side of him because he goes primal and feral. If you hurt Lando, Charles is like a predator, he stalks and then strikes

Which one would be more likely to commit a crime?

Charles would commit crimes, and not think twice. He's careful about never getting caught.

Lando stole chocolate once and felt so bad he overpaid the net time he was in that shop to make up for it

Which one believes in ghosts?

Lando does. When things go bump in the day or night, Lando calls ghost. Charles rolls his eyes and explains it rationally, but Lando refuses to accept it. He names the ghost in their apartment, and continues to try make charles believe in them

Which one likes to watch spooky show on television?

Charles would like to watch creepy and spooky things. He finds them fascinating. Lando sometimes enjoys them when they're about ghosts, but some of the things Charles watches are too spooky or creepy for Lando

Which one would propose the idea of holding a seance?

Lando because he lost his bracelet and wants to ask the ghost in their apartment where it went.

Which one has nightmares more often?

Lando has the most frequent nightmares, normally when he's having a bad day or after a particularly scary movies.

Charles occasionally has nightmares about losing Lando

Which one would want to explore a real haunted house?

Lando because he'd find it fascinating despite being scared out of his mind every second that they are in there. Charles finds on where you can do overnight paranormal invesitgative tours and Lando loves and hates it. Charles enjoys it because he spends most the tour with Lando clinging and cuddling him

Scary OTP meme: send a pair and I’ll fill this out

[verymuchablog42]

are you named after anyone? my first and middle names were my maternal and paternal great grandmothers' names (respectively)

2. when was the last time you cried?

i teared up a little watching Forrest Gump, but who doesn't? the last time i cried for real was october 19 and i only remember the date because i took a picture and sent it to my friend lol. it was bad, y'all, i ugly cried for an hour

3. do you have kids

i do not! however, i have three younger siblings and was called both mom and dad by my yearbook staff last year lol

4. do you use sarcasm a lot?

so much. too much, probably. idk it's something i definitely picked up from my mom and it's just the way i speak now. not online because it's hard to pick up on, but i am very snarky / sarcastic irl

5. what's the first thing you notice about people?

eye color. idk why but that's the thing that jumps out to me

6. what's your eye color?

brown :)

7. scary movie or happy ending?

happy ending. partly because i'm a wimp and partly because i'm a sucker for "they all lived happily ever after"

8. any special talents?

nope

9. where were you born?

my father says he found an egg in the desert and hatched it in his kitchen sink and that's how i ended up in his life. i believe it

10. what are your hobbies?

i listen to music all the time. i love collecting vinyl. i draw a lot but have zero talent for it. it's just something i do because i enjoy the process but i end up hating 90% of the stuff i produce

11. do you have any pets?

CORA!! my sweet, perfect angel child with no braincells ever :)) she is everything to me

12. have you played/ do you play any sports?

nah, i'm not a very sporty person, unlike literally everyone else in my family. that being said, i do enjoy hiking, mountain biking and kayaking (see: having a family of athletically inclined people)

13. how tall are you?

five foot five (and im the shortest person in my family, rip)

14. favorite subject in school?

english 1000%. i actually still keep in regular contact with my HS english teacher and we talk all the time about the stuff we're reading and just how life is. i've always had a deep love for the written word and i've been a huge reader since i was literally three or four. i also love writing, so english classes are my jam.

15. dream job?

i want to write for a music news source like Kerrang or AltPress or Pitchfork, even. i've always known i want to be a writer. when i started doing journalism in high school i realized that i wanted to be a journalist for the rest of my life and only very recently did i decide i want to write about music. i just love everything about being a journalist. i love meeting new people and telling their stories and talking to them. i love writing. i would love to land a gig that gives me the opportunity to travel for my job. i did an internship at a newspaper last year in the spring and just absolutely adored it. i cannot wait to get my degree and a job and do that for the rest of my life, genuinely.

thanks for the tag and for reading all of this lol

tagging: @frizzy-frizz-frizz @archer414 @el-fandom-birb @stars-and-birds @ anyone else who sees this and wants to do it! (i'm bad at tagging ppl in games sorry)

15 questions & 15 tags

tagged by @gothbat99 & @serskets <3

are you named after anyone?

yes actually! my mom named me after olivia newton john bc she loves grease so now by default i also love grease

2. when was the last time you cried?

no idea. i cry at movies and tv shows more than like, actual things. so i couldn't tell you tbh. probably some time last week

3. do you have kids

nope!

4. do you use sarcasm a lot?

absolutely

5. what's the first thing you notice about people?

um... this is hard but i guess their hair? maybe just face in general my brain just processes it as a whole so.

6. what's your eye color?

blue

7. scary movies or happy endings?

happy endings 100%. i am a huge sucker for a happy ending i can't help it.

8. any special talents?

hm. well, i can kind of swordfight? i took stage combat my last year of college so i learned it there. oh! i do impressions a lot, my best impression is unfortunately lois griffin. i'm also aware of how bad that is.

9. where were you born?

in a lab as an experiment gone wrong. next question.

10. what are your hobbies?

writing, mostly, whether it's fic or screenplays or whatever, i just love it!! reading too i LOVE books <3!! oh, and i collect a lot of physical media, dvds, vinyl records, cassette tapes, etc etc.

11. do you have any pets?

yup! i have three cats; padme, precious, and sox!

12. have you played/do you play any sports?

i don't play sports anymore, but i played t-ball when i was really little, then basketball for a while, then i was a cheerleader for a little bit (hated that) and i tried out for volleyball but i never made the team in middle school rip </3

now though it's just archery occasionally, i only just recently got a new bow (my other one i'd had since i was like 12 she was NOT working properly lmao) and i've got to get some stuff before i can actually do anything with it.

13. how tall are you?

5'8!

14. favorite subject in school?

in high school i was more of an english/drama kid but in college i drifted towards history and drama/film (and religion, i love religious studies.)

15. dream job?

eh, it changes. for a long time i wanted to be an actor, then a writer, then back to actor, then to writer/director/actor. so it just kind of goes all over the place. definitely something creative though, it's my favorite type of environment.

thanks for coming to my wired autocomplete interview, tagging: @lavenderlevetan @robins-raspberry-beret @haaawaiianshirt @eddiethehunted @lionydoorin @verymuchablog42 @staellaris and anyone else who wants to do this!! <3

[leorawright]

your headcanons are awesome! can you do tf2 medic with a crush next? :D

Sounds good! (And thank you i try!)

Medic with a crush💕

Medic with a crush is rough

We all know he's a little unstable in the head

But that doesn't stop him from admiring you

It took a while for him to notice because of all his work and papers and battles

When he does he wastes no time trying to get as close to you as possible

He'll constantly ignore the others on the battlefield to go find you and heal you

He'll also always use his overcharge on you to make sure your the one that won't get hurt

He will also call you often for checkups but it always ends in long conversations about random things

The entire time he will be staring at you like you're the only person in his world

If you like anything and mention it to him he'll research about so he can ask questions to get you talking

He will ramble to his birds about you and now they're dedicated to getting you together

Archemides will go to you and act like he's sick to get you to go to medbay to talk to medic

Sneaky birb

When it comes to confessing medic is a bit of a wreck

The entire time he's stumbling through his notecards and constantly fiddling with his glasses until he finishes and gives you a nervous smile

If you say yes he will scoop you up and then take you out to go eat or watch a movie or whatever you want

He loves you and wants you to be happy!

I'm so thankful for all the asks and I'm trying not be repetitive!

[killmebythebeach]

Oli is in a snivily cage, imprisoned for his crimes of afterlife.

Love that trope of "Oh my gosh [horrific event]" "wait, does that mean [selfish arbitrary thing that happens to come out of it]?" Anyway Oli won afterlife I will hear nothing of it

It pained my heart that he terrorized Gem's village. Just a little.

I'm SO PISSED he didn't make more afterlife vids fucker got the VAMPIRE origin and that was the ONE original I wanted to see make a reappearance (maybe he streamed it though idk)

HE GOT STUCK ON LIZZIE'S ENIGMA MACHINE THAT TRAPPED JOEL SGJKVD.

Is he an angel when he's trying to bring Sausage back? If so: what the hell is that skin. Also he's lonely :( Oli plays off desperate loneliness well (edit: he's birb)

PEARL HAS HER DOOR NO ONE COULD FIGURE OUT HOW TO OPEN SGKNDSJK also WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?!

I also love that this probably means Pearl was a god this whole time or she became god after dying. So a) Xornoth seeing god and going "Yeah ill terrorize that" or b) Pearl becoming god and deciding to go to Scott's perfect little afterlife to cause havoc

FIGHTING FARMER QUEEN SHE STILL IS A FIGHTER WE WIN THEEEEESE anyway fucked up god "just sleeeeeping" Pearl my beloved hope she makes more appearances. She really went "No <3" and then iseakied him.

Very glad afterlife Oli is empires Oli btw. I want him to join the stratosphere war so bad. "I don't know how many lives I've got left!" Ooooh

Glad he used the actual empires map I think. Also is he always in a Hawaiian shirt or is that new?

. Did he refer to himself as goated with the sauce.

THE EVERMOORE?! DOESNT LIKE HIM?! Like I know everyone is warned of the fog but a FROG?!

Oli gets the monster hunter achievement when he kills that pillaged at spawn. How is this man alive.

Is Oli like. Well?

Skrunkly.

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING RAVINE IS THAT?! WHY DOES IT GO ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE DEEP DARK?!

Once again. Is Oli okay? Like.

I'm pretty sure while he's talking about people drawing him he's taking jab at Joel, which is always welcome.

WHY IS THERE THERE A MUSIC NUMBER LIKE ITSLL PROBABLY BE AMAZING BUT OLI.

Everyone: oh my gosh! What happened to the dragon?!

Oli: *speed running music*

^ this is what I've gathered from this part so part

Idk who Zeuz is but he's funky. I want to make a cool guardian design of him and Oli. I feel like I'm watching the sage in an 80s fantasy movie with puppets watch an anime protag.

... I like the strider.

"I've pearled before-" everybody! Enderrail.... ENDERRAIL... ENDERRAIL!!!

"I'm gonna take you to BED. BATH. AND! BEYOND!" I have to encorperate that into my daily phrases. Oh yeah, the egg.

Friendly reminder: the first episode was a whole server event where everyone went to the end and saw the egg and dragon gone. Oli is gonna lore something... I feel it in my bones.

PIX'S BRIDGE!!!

Hc that Oli was in the credits for hundreds of years and that's why he never ran into anyone (ignore that he ran into spawn campfire before killing the dragon)

Oli on his racoon Tommy arc. This makes Gem Techno and I find that hilarious she should kill people. Wisps for the Wisp god or something idk haven't been here in a while

I don't know why I didn't notice Oli had a good voice? Also Gem walking up the stairs during that is peak comedy

Probably nothing (maybe it's like a setting or smth to turn off achievements) but Gem didn't get the achievement for picking up the egg

Also ??? Did Gem break that block under him?! Is he in Fwhip's place or elsewhere or ???

Okay question answered however Fwhip what the fuck. Really hoped Gem and Fwhip teamed up for that one. Also is the Sheriff just. Taking prisoners?

Idk I don't do live blogging but this was a special occasion.

[lunarfeat21]

My dudes, something that just hit me in the early hours of the morning when I went to the legend of the guardians of ga'hoole tag (the movie that I used to watch when I was 9 yrs old), and when I saw a Nyra gif post, it hit me with realization.

This birb

This birb

And this birb

Are second-in-commands that hunger for leadership and power.

Now lemme explain why I thought of this and differentiate the three.

(I'm making a dumbass post about this, feel free to skip. If you're interested, you're in for a crazy treat~ ^^)

First, let's start comparing the three to what they have in common

These three are officers next to the chiefs of their respective armadas

They're manipulative, power-hungry, scary, and at times will slaughter anyone getting in their way of their goal

This third reason might be incredibly stupid (but I had to say it since I'm a simp for these three), they are rightfully beautiful flyers that deserve to be rulers (change my mind). I mean, come one, what's not to fall for pretty dangerous villains?

They know how to keep their composure for a bit, until they reveal themselves with malice intent in their minds

I could gush much more, but I ran out of ideas. This is what makes the three have in common, but that's not really the case when we have a few holes. So let's contrast them (this is my least favorite part because it outweighed the positive).

One is a talking organic animal while two are robot aliens from different planets and universes (obviously)

Nyra is the alpha general of the Pure Ones , whereas tfp Starscreams is Air Commanders of the Seeker Armada, and tfa Starscream is one of Megatron's frontrunners (I'm a bit confused and what rank is he in tho?)

Not only is Nyra a general, but she is also the queen and mate of the High Tyto.

Tfa Starscream had a huge ego problem while tfp Starscream had trouble hiding his true intentions to assassinate his master

The two Screamers, on the other hand, are punching bags of their nutty leaders (espically in tfp, screw you Megatron and please stay dead for good)

I don't really love how the tfp writers did to our poor silver jet in the show, and I wish they did something better than that. The reality is that I can't do something that was already done, instead I (the fan) had the power to create something I think suits better just like the rest of the other fans (even though I had trouble planning it).

I had fun making this and brainstorming, even this gives me ideas! I could imagine the three having a conversation, whether it is planning to usurped the leader, giving advices to better themselves, better strategies to destroy enemies, or spilling teas about a particular being of interest. It makes me giddy when I think about it, that's my perk of being a simp for these lovely heathens with wings~

[jointhearumanati]

HETALIA IN COLLEGE

💫 Italy: Art Major

💫 Germany: Engineering Major

💫 Japan: Art Major

💫 America: Law Enforcement Major (IM THE HERO!!!! I can see him saying I am Batman)

💫 England: Literature Major(Fantasy Novels I swear the best books are from Britain I'm totally not a Sherlock Holmes whore as I hide the fact I listen to the audiobook every night and have watched almost every adaptation and actually thinking about getting a tattoo also Headcannon he writes Harry Potter Fanfiction on Ao3 as the SlytherinGentlemen you didn't hear it from me)

💫 France: Culinary Major

💫 Russia: Florist Major

💫 China: Culinary and Business Major (he is going to make a Restaurant Empire try and stop him mwa ha ha)

💫 Canada: Animal Science Major(Polar bear, Beaver and Moose thank you for coming to my Ted talk)

💫 Romano: Fashion Design Major (I swear Disney's Cruella movie gave me Romano Vibes Brilliant Born bad and a little bit mad)

💫 Spain: Dance Education Major(Spain's hips don't lie time for class)

💫 Denmark: Carpentry Major

💫 Norway: Literature Major (I can see him writing Fantasy Novels)

💫 Sweden: Carpentry Major (I can see Building Battles between him and Denmark my birdhouse is better than yours I can also see him as a stay at home Dad to Sealand and Ladonia)

💫 Finland: Law Enforcement Major (I can see him scaring everyone at the shooting range and taking down a man twice his size don't mess with him)

💫 Iceland: Volcanology Major (in his senior year in highschool however)

💫 Hong Kong: Cosmetology Major (I saw art of him cutting hair tools and everything and it became my Headcannon that he cuts nations hair in his senior year in highschool however)

💫 Macau: Business and Finance Major (He has his Father's ambition Casino Empire try and stop him Mwa ha ha)

💫 South Korea: Acting Major (come on he would do K-Dramas)

💫 Taiwan: Fashion Design Major

💫 Greece: Historic preservation and conservation major (Restoring the places his mother loved)

💫 Turkey: Culinary Major

💫 Egypt: Art Major (I can see him making Beautiful Pottery)

💫 Prussia: Musical Arts Major(he would be the best damn flute player you've ever seen also has music battles with Austria just epic Piano vs Flute)

💫 Austria: Musical Arts Major (I shall now express my utter disgust and anger with you Through the Piano)

💫 Hungary: Physical Education Major (she would be the best God damn trainer you have ever seen her Abs can achieve world peace)

💫 Belarus: Mythology and Occultism Major (I can also see her having a Ghost Hunting YouTube Channel I can also see her as a asylum patient too however the woman needs help bad)

💫 Ukraine: Agriculture Major (I can also see her as a stay at home mother I ship her with Canada and I like to think they had twins Alberta and Saskatchewan)

💫 Belgium: Culinary Major (WAFFLES!!! 😺)

💫 Netherlands: Business and Finance Major (Money makes the world go round 🤑)

💫 Luxembourg: Fashion Design Major (I Headcannon that he has heterochromia I believe his other eye is blue)

💫 Australia: Animal Science Major (crikey look at that tiger I'ma poke it with a stick as a future zoologist myself I'm going to die petting something I shouldn't I should have been born Australian)

💫 New Zealand: Animal Science Major (KIWI BIRB!!!)

💫 India: Dance Major (Bollywood Superstar)

💫 Vietnam: Agriculture Major

💫 Thailand: Animal Science Major🐘

💫 Romania: Mythology and Literature Major (I believe he would write books about Vampires but like educational ones about the past when vampires were thought to be real)

💫 Bulgaria: Culinary Major (YOGURT!!!)

[dnarez]

Chapter 7 - Autumn Coat

It's been a few months since you started to work as a caretaker, nothing grand happened, but the times you left for your break once every 14 days, you always come back to a crying Keigo, and a missing mother.

The last time he wrecked the house, there was glass on the floor, footprints on the ceiling, walls painted with... wine? jelly? blood? You don't know, but it was hell to clean, which of course you made lil birb help too.

By questioning him after cleaning everything and then cleaning him, you discovered that his "mother" gave him coffee, and A LOT of it, and went her merry way to meet with someone.

---

To say that you were pissed was a mistake, you were furious, but the commission didn't let you reprehend her, so you had to teach him to not eat and drink something that his mother gave to him, without knowing what it was, and that if he drank coffee he would stop growing, which made him cry, but you promised a day outside with him, where they would eat out, maybe go to a mall, and he could have anything that he wanted.

It was his first time going out to have fun, instead of just going to the gym, or the doctor appointment, so with the 'okay card' from your boss you took him for a stroll, which is why there is a very excited Keigo jumping on your bed at 6am.

"COME. OOOOON!!! WE STILL HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY AHEAD OF US!" he shouted while jumping up and down on your bed, his wings flapping behind him.

"Hun, what time it is?" you yawned and sat on the bed.

"It's 6AM! On a Monday!!!"

"I wish you would be this easy to wake up every day, it would make my mornings easier" you huff and got up. "Go wash your face, I will get changed and come to help you change yourself."

"I don't need help! I'm a big boy! I can change myself!" he pouted and crossed his arms.

You smiled at him, seeing how much he opened up to you in comparison to the first day, when he would tremble form how scared he was, and how he talked so little. "I know you can, but you need to put warmer clothes than normal, and it would be better if you didn't pick that awful t-shirt again"

"The one that his written 'Daddy's little boy' with the Endevour's face?" he tilted his head a little.

"Exactly, that one! Now go, we will eat breakfast outside today."

"Woo-hoo!" he raised both hands and was about to jump down to the floor when you held him back and fills his face with kisses "Let me go mommy!" he giggles a lot, and you keep doing it until you decide to release him.

"THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!" You shout and jumps up "If you aren't on your bedroom in 15 seconds the world is going to END!" You say dramatically and open's the door to the laundry room "1... 2... 3... aaaaaand... he's gone" as soon as you opened the door and started the countdown he flew off your small home to his room.

After fixing your bed and washing your face, you went to get changed and choose something comfy, some black jeans, a long sleeved red shirt, a black purse and your favorite beige coat that had white fur on it.

You went to his room to get him ready when you were surprised by the scene, him, Keigo, your baby birb, the cute little shit that was getting more confident with each training, that had the most beautiful smile you had ever seen.

On the floor, curled up in a ball, with a few drops of blood on the ground of the floor, and his mother with her hand in the air, like she was about to hit him...

The world was turning slowly, almost stopping, after three movements of your finger, the one that the nail was always painted black, the dame that had cut the wall.

As the world was moving slowly, you were moving like normal.

5... you calmly walked to Keigo

4... you took him on your arms

3... you put him on the bed

2... you took the pillow case from the pillow

1... you tied both of the hands of Keigo's mother.

The world was back to normal, and Keigo blinked looking at what was now his mother on the ground and you on top of her mobilizing her, while he was no longer on the floor, but on his new fluffy bed that you picked for him "so quick..." he mumbles and look at you with admiration.

You took your phone from your purse, and sat on top of her back "Hello? You saw from the cameras, didn't you? Yeah... I think she needs a few days of vacation... about a week? Okay I let her on the couch then? Thank you, good bye" you turn off the cellphone and look at Keigo who was mouth agape looking at you with shiny eyes. "Let's go?" You smile and pick him up.

"YOU WERE SO AWESOME!!! And didn't you told me to change my clothes?" He hugged your neck

"We can just buy it on the mall but... outside is really cold..." you put him back on the bed and took off your coat "here, I'll lend you my favorite coat, please take good care of it"

He sniffs the coat and is meet by the soft smell of lavender and sweetened coffee.

He looks at you with shiny eyes, "okay!"

You pick him up again and hold his mother's ankle while you drag her to the living room. "Tomorrow is your trainer's day off, so today you can sleep later"

"Woo-hoo!!"

You chuckle and let the woman on the couch, then you go out with him.

"Let's have breakfast and then go out and about"

You carried him to the car, and there you put him on the backseat and when you were going to buckle him up he stopped you.

"Let me do it! I'm a big boy" you nod and watch as he struggles, but after some time does it.

"Good job" you kiss his forehead and goes to the front seat.

As you drive around you put some kids pop, which he sang along to the Disney songs from the movies you showed him.

As you stop at a café that you liked, "Let's go?" He unbuckles himself, and you open the door to him, picking him up again

"I can walk!"

"Not with that bare feet of yours" you tickle his feet which makes him squirm and giggle.

Walking in you take a sit and sat Keigo beside you. "You can get anything, ask away" you took the menu and give it to him "since you learn how to read better I'm sure you can pick what you want"

"Okay!..." he spends 20 minutes  choosing his food, which ended up being a chicken breast sandwich and a soda, you immediately told him no soda in the morning.

"How about some juice?" You offer

"What are you going to drink?" Keigo tilts his head to the side.

"I want to go out and by sweetened coffee from the vending machine, it's my favorite, and no you can't have some"

He giggles and nods "I want strawberry juice!"

"I'm gonna go order it to the cashier, two chicken sandwiches and a strawberry juice"

"Can I pick a dessert?"

"After you eat everything, sure, here play a game on my phone while you wait, I'll be right back" you give him your phone unlocked and go to the cashier.

Keigo is playing on your cellphone when someone approaches him, his little trained feathers don't recognize this person's vibrations, so he looks up and sees a dude with a scary look and long black hair.

They both just stare at each other "sup" Keigo say and discreetly send a feather to you and taps your feet.

You come back to the table and is surprised to see your oldest friend, you give him a big smile "Shouta-niisan!" You hug him, but he only pats your head.

Keigo looks surprised at the interaction, you don't talk about yourself, only the basic and vaguely gives information about what you did before him.

"Is this your kid?" The man looked at Keigo, the man looked like it was around 23 maybe 25.

"Yeah! I'm his-... mom, yeah! I'm his mother" you smile breaking the hug and sat down "too busy to stay?"

He nods and put a can of your favorite sweetened coffee in front of you "You're doing a good job, just be careful, you never know"

You nod back at him and give him a big smile "I will, at least I'm no longer doing patrols, don't forget to call me once a week"

"I never broke a promise, won't start now" he pets your hair and goes away.

Keigo watched the weird transactions extremely curious "Who was him? Is him your older brother? You don't look alike. Why didn't you say goodbye to him? Why does he look like a bun? Why-"

"Enough!" You put your hand on his mouth "He's an old friend, I call him nii-san because I always called him that, no we aren't blood related, he always looked like that, and... we promise to never say goodbye to each other"

"Why?"

"Because a goodbye can be forever, so we just don't say it" a waitress comes to you both and puts everything on the table.

You open the canned coffee and drink it, smiling at him as he eats, you both eat and then went shopping.

...

Keigo could fit in anything, and he would look cute you just loved the way he looked on yellow or beige, they fit well with his red wings.

"Hey mom... I wanted to know if-..." he was scared, uncomfortable maybe? About something.

"You can ask me anything Birb, there is no way that I will not answer" you kneeled on the floor besides him and looked at him through the mirror.

"What's your quirk?" He looked at you while fiddling with his hands.

You smiled at him "It's kinda hard to explain, It's better if I show it to you" you took his hand and paid for the clothing, now that he was with some clothes that were good for the Autumn cold weather.

After getting to the car you drove off to the training gym.

"Why are we here?" Keigo recognized the building quickly.

"My power can be a little destructive, its1better to do this in a place that no one can get hurt" going in you went to your private training room with the little boy following you like a baby duck.

"How destructive?" Keigo held your hand and you held his.

"Very, now stay back" you pressed a bottom on the wall "My quirk needs ink all the time to do anything, and I always have it around me, most likely on my point finger, here I can do almost anything" you made a straight line in the direction of the dummies and cut 3 at the same time, cutting through them.

"Woaaah! What else?" Keigo's wings fluffed up at your awesomeness.

You walk to the middle and make a dot next to him, a huge tree appears from nothing surprising him, he falls to the floor shocked.

"I can also make a path of flowers, and the tree will only stay there for a few seconds, but it can surprise the enemy enough to take them down" you move your finger around under Keigo's feet and there grows some flowers.

"My ability is called Celestial Brush"

"THIS IS SO COOL!" He runs to you, and you pick him up when he's close enough. "MOM YOU ARE AWESOME!"

You look at him surprised and hug him tightly "My son, you are awesome too"

You two stay like that for some time, until he bugs you to show more of your ability,  which you do, you show him each trick and technique you learned until now.

https://youtu.be/BRcfqu3hQkY (your quirk)

(Yes this is your quirk, and everything you can do with it)

After showing him everything  you picked him up and you both go back home to take a shower, eat and sleep.

Those moments in his life were the happiest that Keigo had ever been, always protected by you, he was given the love and affection that he always wanted, he didn't care for everything else, he just cared about you, because you were his true mother, the woman that he would run to when he got himself hurt, to ask about life, to ask about anything really, since you also were his teacher. When he had nightmares you would hold him until he calmed down, would kiss his head, would compliment the small things he had done, and would scout him when he did something wrong.

Keigo loved you more than anything in his life, and Hawks miss you dearly in his, because in the end, you still worked for the commission, and he too didn't have a choice when you went away for an important mission.

The day before your departure you both made a pillow nest in the living room, you induced him on his bird instincts, HD wouldn't have such luxury after you went away.

Neither of you talked about you leaving, instead you showed him your favorite movies, snacks and old latin folktales, the feeling of sadness was there the whole moment.

You tried to give as much advice you could, and only took him off your arms to use the bathroom.

Keigo also didn't wanted to let go of you, both sleep hugging each other, you promised that you would come back as soon as you could, that tou would  ever forgive him if he died while being a hero, that you knew he was build for greatness.

Only when you had to leave that you allowed yourself to cry, at the door with only a backpack in hands, you put your coat on Keigo while he sleep, also letting your diary on his bed, to let him have you all the time.

After tucking him on his nest, you kissed his forehead and kisses his toy's head, going out of that house took a lot of strength, you didn't wanted to go, but duty called, you just hopped it would take less then a year.

. . . . .

But it didn't took a year, it took 18 years to take the ring leader down, and just now you were finally going back to Japan, and to the now number 2 pro hero Hawks.

.............. As you can see there is more to this book

[miss-kittys-magical-library]

In The Air Tonight

From The MoonBrella Academy

Word Count: 2300

Warnings: sex (penatrative, m/f), erotic asphyxiation, death, angst, PTSD, mentions of war, magic, general Klaus-induced chaos. GIF by @sheehanspam

A/N: During the summer of 1974, The Kostas family feels more than the oppressive weight heat. A true prophecy warns them something is on the horizon. Something that will set the course for the rest of their lives all thanks to the man out of time and a baby they promised to raise.

Honey found her balance after straddling Leon. Her hips rolled in a steady rhythm of back and forth. Her husband reached up to caress her breasts. She seized his wrists so tight, her manicured nails dug into her own palms.

Leon, switching gears, grabbed at them roughly instead. He pinched one of Honey’s nipples swollen then the other. They were lost perfectly in his grip as he massaged them, played with them as Honey rode him. He growled and she cried out before moving his hand towards her mouth to suck and bite at Leon's finger and thumb.

They were like a couple possessed. There was something in the air like static. Manhattan was the hottest Honey had known it to be. Everyone drifted slowly and drenched in sweat on the streets and in her apartment. It had been quiet during the worst of the heat. Only Diego and Klaus dained to still visit.

Earlier in the evening, up on the roof with their feet solidly in a wading pool, Leon and Honey sensed Klaus was uneasy about everything. He complained that the temperatures and the electricity in the air was suffocating him. Making his skin crawl as he stripped to his underwear. Everyone was in stages of undress, even the littles were naked and Honey topless.

“It's like Vietnam. The humidity is cellular. I feel strange and twisted.”

“Murderous, but fancy a good shag?” Leon’s query settled across the roof. “Like you could kill who you..” he mouthed fuck.

Two sets of verdant eyes gawked at Honey who suddenly sat up and covered her breasts. “Knock it off, the both of you. You're creeping me out.”

Somehow they made it through dinner and bedtime and MASH and Carol Burnett before Leon threw Honey over his shoulder. She squealed and mimicked trying to escape, but it only spurned Leon into grabbing a fistful of her ass. He maneuvered her around so she could wrap her arms and legs around him while they lumbered and kissed and undressed towards the bedrooms.

“Shhh,” Honey admonished with a strangled laugh. She pointed at the doorway to Sugar and Sunny’s room.

Klaus had passed out on the floor between the tiny beds, his head in his arms on his stomach. Sunny half poured out of the bed with a hand on his.. uncle? Brother? Klaus’s head, little fingers tangled up as he sucked on his free thumb.

Now here they were maybe hours later, insatiable. The air was stifling and had a magnetic crackle that raised the hair on their bodies as they kept having sex. Honey pushed it out of her mind that metal objects were slowly shifting in one direction as she placed Leon's hand around her throat. Her body rocked up and down faster.

There was a blue tinge to the sky and lightning. Heat lightning Leon insisted. It set Klaus on edge with the kids playing around him. He and Sunny tested out telekinesis while Selina danced to David Bowie. Her dark eyes were covered by Klaus’s literal rose colored glasses. He kept zoning out. Like he was waiting, waiting for the consequences of all of his actions.

“Tio Topolino, watch me!” Selina spun with her arms up in the air. Uncle Mouse. Klaus had been too hard to say before she learned her parents’ native tongues.

“Something is coming, Gracie.”

“Why would you say that, Leonidas?”

They were whispering in Greek. The littles weren't quite ready for Greek yet, but Klaus was born fluent. So they spoke in hushed tones on the fire escape.

“Doesn't it feel that way? The last few Weeks. Klaus usually leaves after a day. He's been here for nearly two months. There's bound to be repercussions, right?”

“Not much happened that he's said, or we read, as the result of Vietnam or 1960-1963.”

Leon rolled his eyes at his wife and made a tsk sound, “Just a bloody apocalypse or two. That Dickensian fuck who raised him got a whole new legion off it. Klaus talked you into having our baby. Then into taking another baby he stole. Skip a stone on a pond, and it makes ripples, don’t it?”

Honey hated when her husband was right. And her vagina loved how smart he was. She had looked in the window in time to see Sunny stand and toddle towards Klaus. His eyes glossed over and lost their irises. It was as if he had gone blind.

The parents scrambled through the window towards their son, but Klaus had him by the tiny hands. Sunny's pudgy fingers curled around his.. The larger ones for stability.

“Sunny?!” Selina shook her baby brother lightly.

“Klaus what the fuck? HELP HI-!” Honey yelled but Leon clamped a hand over her mouth.

“He’ll be ok,” Klaus sort of cooed. His voice was low and gentle. “I remember these. It happened so much when I was a kid. It's the innocence I think. I lost this ability because of Reginald.”

“He's in a trance, love. Like in all those movies with seances where the medium goes wonky, and they've got a message from the other side.” .

Everyone held their breath. Then a delighted shout came from the boy. “BIRB!! BEN!!” Then his eyes came back into focus; he threw his arms around Klaus’s neck. As if that was what he planned the entire time.

“Ben?!” Two men with the same face asked simultaneously. “That's my brother.”

“That was your brother’s name?” Klaus spoke first. “Maybe that's where I got it. When Mom asked us to choose our names based on our birth countries, I thought Germany was mine. My brother was Korean, but he couldn't settle on a name. Ben came to my mind. It felt.. familiar.”

Leon walked over to his kids and his twin, or clone, or whatever Klaus was, and picked Sunny up. The toddler stuck his thumb in his mouth and flexed and unflexed his little chubby fingers in his daddy’s long curls.

The matching mess of hair covered Leon's neck and chin as Sunny laid his tiny head down on the elder’s shoulder. The little yawned as his hand now absently stroked Leon's goatee.

“He died in Cyprus. He fought for Britain against our own people. He defected and was killed,” Leon said so casually. “He was 20. I was 16. It was really bloody difficult being an immigrant. A refugee. We left Greece during the Independence War when I was a year old. There's so much death, mate. All around us. I'm just really so sorry you and Nicklaus have to see it up close. I hope here, with Honey and I, they're a bit friendlier.”

Klaus had offered to conjure Leon's brother. His Benjamin. Leon declined. One day, maybe, but 15 years still wasn't enough time. That The Séance had likewise lost his brother in battle at the same age was empathetic enough.

Everyone was a bit melancholy, the air more humid with a spark, Klaus offered to get the littles to bed. Asked if he could crash in their room tonight instead of on the couch. The couple didn't mind.

Really, if Klaus could somehow, they both preferred he just stay here permanently. Honey could keep an eye on him that way. She and Leon knew Klaus had to go back and forth, maintaining his own timeline.

Except the last time he came was two years after he smuggled Sunny to his parents. He promised five minutes. This time it had been over a year. The Kostases were worried the next time he showed up, it would be the 80s. Or they would be old, their kids in their forties.

It was a silent agreement between Leon and Honey that they liked Klaus being around. “But what’s the price WE end up paying?”

Now there they were in the throes of it all. Honey encouraged Leon to tighten his grip around her neck as she scratched at his forearm. Their bodies gyrating in ways they hadn't in years. Not since before Selina. As if they couldn't fuck each other harder or faster.

Honey started to see black spots on the corners of her eyes. She relished in the struggle to breathe. Looking down, the blue tinted midnight sky with its wild lightning reflected back at her through Leon's eyes. He looked deliberate, livid. She knew she looked barking mad to him.

Honey tore at her tits and hair as she felt an orgasm coil around her sex and stomach. She was lightheaded and unable to scream out like always. She began to laugh as best she could like a woman possessed. Rode Leon through his explosion inside of her. She mentally willed it to get her pregnant.

Such a strange thing to wish for while Leon was killing her. Except he wasn't really, was he? Honey could feel herself pass out when there was a massive explosion in the sky over Manhattan.

Leon immediately let go of his wife. A blazing white light that blinded both of them filled the bedroom, and a squawking noise sounded from down the hall. Then yelling from Klaus lost somewhere in the present and possibly Vietnam. There was giggling and the patter of feet with more incoherent shouting and swearing from the littles’ room.

The bird noise only grew over the shouting, so Honey covered her ears to drown it all out. Leon looked stunned. Like he had woken from a terrible dream. That little girl laughter. The patter of feet running down the hall. The yelling and squawking all stopped. Cut off, as if the couple had fallen deaf.

“Mummy!” Selina exclaimed delightedly. It would be strange to Honey that her daughter had developed an accent like Leon's. Except that's who she spent most of her days with. Eventually Selina grew out of it, and Little Italy would take over.

“Can we keep him?! Are you and Papa playing?”

Honey knew Selina’s little head would be tilted. Little forehead wrinkled as it gathered between her eyebrows, tiny pink mouth slightly agape. How Honey loved finding more of Leon in her daughter every day.

“Keep what, Poppet?” Leon asked while helping Honey slide off of his lap. They weren't being modest, she just clearly was coming down from an adrenaline rush.

“This!” Selina held something large and black aloft. That squawking sound again.

Her parents froze. Selina held a raven nearly the size of Sunny in front of herself. It blinked its bright ebony eyes a few times, but was rather calm for being squeezed by a 5 year old. It, he. They knew it was a he. There was even affection on his face.

“Blimey love, whatcha got there?” Leon dared to ask. He was more fascinated than scared. The corvid set Honey’s hair on end.

“It’s Ben, Daddy!” Selina made a tsk noise and rolled her eyes. Little female Leon. “Sunny told us he was coming! The sky was filled with blue people, and Topo was scared. And Sunny’s little hands were blue and Topo’s were too and then Sunny started to fly. He's on the inside roof! Is he Mary Poppins?!” Selina could barely breathe, she was so excited.

“Those blue people are sad and Topo saw one and started to cry. That blue people is Dave. Then the bird came,” she held him out again towards her parents, “and he started making noises at all the blue people and they went away except three and Topo won't stop crying and Sunny is giggling. I'm tired. Can I sleep with you?”

As calm as they could muster, Honey and Leon got out of bed and put on clothes. Leon scooped up Selina who held the raven like a baby. Her dad ignored it. They made their way to the second bedroom where a blue light emanated into the hallway.

Like Sugar said, Klaus was on his knees crying into his hands. Sunny bobbed along the ceiling. He pushed off of it and bounced back up. The little boy’s laughter was a creepy juxtaposition to his older self gently weeping on the floor.

Honey knew. Leon knew. The “blue people” were ghosts. All of that static, that violence and heat in the air the last few weeks were the dead. Crackling and surfacing, begging to break through now that TWO mediums were together. It was, they immediately understood, Klaus’s sheer willpower that had held them at bay. But he was vulnerable, lost vigilance. They all broke through at once.

“Fuck me,” Leon managed at one of two soldiers. He was taller than Leon, but no mistaking his best of curls and angular jaw. Honey knew in life he had dark eyes. “Βενιᾱμῑ́ν?” Benjamin?

Dave, the woman knew, had been Klaus’s lover in Vietnam. He died saving Klaus and their regiment on the front line.

Except Honey could tell that wasn't true. The Commission had him killed to fix the timeline. They were different, not governed by violence more like stern warnings. As if parents instead of a dictator ran them now. When would they come to scold her family?

Lost in her worry, Honey didn't see the third man. The melancholic one with a cigarette perched in his fingers. He wore a giant suit jacket and equally large pants. There was a transparent tumbler of whiskey in his other hand.

This one, this ghost opened his mouth. At the same time Klaus sat up, his head cocked. Then he spoke, and a voice Honey hadn't heard in ten years came out.

“Hiya, Gracie.”

Honey began to weep. “Uncle Lenny.” She hid herself away so he wouldn't see the tears.

“Aw c’mon dollface. It's ok. I'm ok. I'm not ruining my life anymore. I do miss the stage. And Kitty. Tell Kitty I love her, will ya? And Honey, my Honey. That Kindergarten hooker. Spiteful bitch. I miss them. Proud of you, Gracie. We gotta go, ok. The three of us got wrapped up in all that jazz. By the way, cute little fuckers ya got there.”

Lenny tipped his head at Honey and Leon. Then he was gone. They were all gone. Everyone left behind in their wake to cry harder. To mourn in disbelief. Then giggling brought them all to.

Sunny floated down enough for Klaus to catch him by the ankle. He held the little boy to his chest, and Sunny patted him on the cheek. His hands weren't glowing anymore as he shoved a thumb in his mouth. Then, delighted, he gave a shout in the direction of the raven:

“BIRB!!”

@neuroticpuppy @nightmonsters @magic-multicolored-miracle @forenschik @super-unpredictable98 @ghouls-buddy @vonkimmeren @messengeronthemoon @frogs--are--bitches @bisexualnathanyoung @elliethesuperfruitlover @070188 @firstpersonnarrator @rob-private @duck-noises @sylvertyger

[fatgummybear]

Hi! I've just discovered your blog and I already love it! If you're not too busy may I request Bakugou, Hawks, Kirishima and Tokoyami with a s/o who has a cockatiel as a pet? My bird is a very talkative, loud, lovable lil bastard who loves kisses, scratches, being out of his cage, scaring people that show fear around him and doesn't like being alone. His name is Harry but I usually call him little chicken mcnugget. Hope I'm asking right. If not, please feel free to ignore this! Have a good day!✨

you most definitely can!! thank you for all the support you’ve shown my little corner of tumblr, i really appreciate it^-^ goodness me, please give harry all the scratches and kisses he wants, he sounds so sweet!!

Bakugou, Hawks, Kiri and Tokoyami with a s/o who owns a cockatiel:

Bakugou:

harry is loud you say??:D

automatic brownie points in bakugou’s book

at some point they will just have a moment making loud noises at each other, please record it

they will just make each other feral

please never leave them alone together

i am convinced they will commit arson im not even joking

im thinking that if anyone in the bakusquad is gonna be scared of birds, its probably denki, like i see him being swarmed by pigeons or smthn when he was younger T-T

bakugou will eat this uppppp and have harry scare denki with him

oh gosh hawks would love the lil guy

he would put funky music on and sit with him and do the birb vibe™️

would absolutely help him preen and groom himself to help them form a bond

them sharing bird seed on movie night nO T-T

so ive said it before ill say it again, hawks is a whistler

and i do believe he will try his hardest to teach harry funny little tunes so they can whistle and vibe together

cutest duo, will perform a full concert for you one day ^-^

Kirishima:

harry doesn’t like being alone? no worries, kiri wont let him even know what alone means

he’s sat on the sofa eating fruit? harry is sat in his shoulder eating his fruit

he’s playing games? harry is sat with him while he explains everything thats going on

he will give harry all the attention and love he could ever want

and he will brag about being best friends with harry at school and show everyone photos

is probably the most wholesome bird dad out there, solid 30/10 for this fellow

Tokoyami:

im thinking that spiderman meme where theyre both looking and pointing at each other

oh gods and sir harry having a bit of a grudge with tokoyami when you first bring him home because “excuse me why another bird in the house??”

and then tokoyami scratches him in the good spot™️

and hoo buddy its all over they are now best friends

imagine them just communicating in bird talk, just chirping at each other

also tokoyami gently introducing harry to dark shadow

dark shadow would 300% call him chicken mcnugget with you

[seacllie]

matchup: hi !! can i ask a normal matchup (male partner) from the bnha and obey me! ?? i'm pretty shy but i get so talkative when we're close. and i absolutely adore writing, but i'm like busy all the damn time :(( !! my ideal date would be,, a movie night, cuddling in the sofa bec we kinda jus want to chill <33 (thanks yako ily bYE) @ashaleya-birb

I think you match well with...

MIDORIYA IZUKU

🍊 you guys would be the adorable couple of the school, everyone supports your relationship

🍊 he doesn't mind you being shy, he's shy as well. he absolutely loves it when you get talkative with him because he lives to hear your voice

🍊 he 110% supports what you do, when you have time to write he'll ask if he could read your work. even if you say bad or good he'll still read it, but if you really don't want him to read it, he'll stop. he doesn't want to make you upset, and he also respects your boundaries

🍊 he would definitely be down for cuddles and movie night with you! he would prepare the snacks, pillows, blankets when you're coming over to his dorm or when he's going over to your dorm

SATAN

🍊 writing? this bookworm would absolutely adore reading your works, short or long, bad or good. he would read them. of course, he'll respect it if you don't want to show him your works

🍊 cuddles and movie night would be your go-to date idea, you guys would be cuddling in his room while he puts on a mystery show or any kinds of show you prefer. he doesn't mind.

🍊 he doesn't mind your shyness, he have a shut-in as a brother, it probably won't faze or bother him. he'll take slow steps until you get close or comfortable with him

🍊 when you get talkative, he loves to talk about books or shows he have read with you or he would stay quiet and listen to you talk occasionally adding his own comments with a soft smile on his face. he might not look like he's listening but he is

[chim-aera]

spending october with the mutant bois headcanons

🌙 nightcrawler 🌙

* this boy probably has never celebrated or even heard of halloween growing up in the circus. and was only introduced to it when he came to the mansion

* is a little conflicted about the holiday due to his religion but if it's important to you, you can count him in

* he really likes sampling cinnamon flavored treats with you and looking for pumpkins to carve, his will probably have cute 'lil fangs ^^

* he deeply appreciates you explaining your culture to him, and loves seeing how excited you get when you talk about your favorite activities

* you can bet he's gonna like the cold weather, i mean this dude has fur, so the temperature change is greatly welcomed

* he really loves costume shopping with you, even if people stare at the two of you, and his hearts swells in his chest when you squeeze his hand tighter if people whisper about him

* you'll introduce him to your favorite halloween movies, and you can bet he's gonna tell you about his own traditions from Germany

* he is completely taken back on halloween when almost every human treats him normally, assuming he's wearing a costume

* he becomes a little self-conscious, and is sad he can't be "normal" for you

* you reassure him later that you love him for who he is and never want him to change

* you can basically expect lots of couch lounging, warm tea, and purring (this boi purrs, you can't convince me otherwise >_<)

🕸 angel 🕸

* warren has probably spent a many halloweens avoiding his father, or trying to find a common ground with him

* he doesn't have a very positive outlook on the holiday due to his parent's constant persecution, but if it's something you absolutely love he'll begrudgingly play along

* this bird brain may pretend to play it cool but you know he's a softy underneath.

* one moment he'll be acting apathetic and tough while the both of you watch a horror movie and the next he'll be half way into your lap, wings puffed out.

* bonus points if you, albeit carefully, pet his wings

* he really loves haunted house / mazes, since jump scares don't affect him like horror movies, and he needs to regain some of his pride from before.

* he'll be a butt and tease you if you get scared, but if you're absolutely terrified he'll comfort you and take you out.

* but if you just choose to hold his hand and lean into him while going through, this boy will find it adorable and low-key melt inside

* you buy him lots of butterbeer, (this dude is a potterhead and we know it) since you've been helping him quit alchohol, he also loves hot chocolate

* basically wrap this birb in blankets and star gaze on the roof of the academy.

* he'll just be watching you and softly nodding as you go on about constellations, or anything really.

* you can expect lots of cuddles, competitive marshmallow eating, and perhaps less than terrifying movie nights <3

🦇 quicksilver 🦇

* only two words can describe this certain speedster during the spooky season

* halloween crackhead

* it is peter's absolute favorite time of year, where he truly goes all out

* you can expect him to be buying decor late september, and speed decorating the entire mansion early october

* the mutant kids and professors have learnt to just roll with it by now.

* this man, with his metabolism, has a remarkable appetite, so you can expect him coming back from the store with armfuls of candy

* "for the trick-or-treaters?" you assume, he'll give you a genuinely confused look in return,

* "who just gives away their candy?"

* he is the literal king of matching costumes, i'm talking all out, if you didn't agree to wearing some ridicuous get-up with him you can be sure he'll talk you into later

* he is also a big halloween prankster, luckily dating him comes with the priviliges of having sweeter pranks than his other victims.

* usually jump out decorations with "i love you" sticky notes plastered onto then, also many a suprise speed kiss.

* if you choose to assist his mischevous endeavors you'll probably be sharing detention later, but he'll make sure to make it up to you

* his little sister adores you, and you can bet you'll be taking wanda trick-or-treating. you get to see his protective side when some jerks try to scare her and he goes off on them.

* the three of you come back to the mansion with more candy than expected ;3

* all in all october with peter would include lots of snacks, walks beneath the changing leaves, and mayhem ^^

[em-exceeds-change-zearu]

ARGH, Kukui being this supportive figure for poor birb Ash is so pure. And I'm imagining he could let the other students know at their own pace so that Ash doesn't feel too alienated but also can be honest with them. It's one big found family. Btw, I read something about Alain being Lugia's kid/Ash's cousin. Would Golden Boy AU just be like: Kukui 🤝 being a decent Pokemon Professor/father figure for a Legendary kid with a terrible dad 🤝 Sycamore (Ash probably sends Alain tons of pictures)

it’s too much. papa kukui always heals me.

anyways the students all find out about ash’s secret during the lusamine/nihelego crisis! there’s a couple of ways i have planned for it to happen, but regardless they’re much more accepting about it than he expects - largely because thanks to the closeness between human and pokemon in alola, hybrids are largely more open there to begin with. he’s already very open about having pokemon ancestry by the time it happens thanks to this, more freely using aura abilities and talking to other pokemon and such (although post-kanto he actually is already open about being able to understand pokemon, so...). and given he’s already kind of gotten targeted by tapu koko on the regular, it’s kinda like “oh so he’s a hybrid-legendary, that actually kind of makes sense.” they’re probably the squad who takes the news in stride easiest.

and yeah, he is! alain’s the illegitimate child of jericho/movie 2 lugia and that makes him ash’s cousin - but they only find out about this in golden dad au because that’s the only AU where berthold’s involved enough in ash’s life to meet him and notice the signs. so in golden boy where bert actually is kind of a terrible dad, they don’t know that they can  🤝 . 

in golden dad au, instead of immediately going travelling with manon post-kalos, he goes with ash to kanto so bert can teach him how to properly manage his abilities so he isn’t needlessly targeted anymore. since jeri won’t acknowledge him at all, bert’s taking the job himself since ash is already comfortable with his own abilities. it’s during that time that mimey wins the trip to alola, so alain actually tags along for the initial alolan visit, ha ha. 

(yes, alain is embarrassed about lana’s absolute fascination with lugia and other legends of the sea. yes she does get mad at ash for not telling her he’s related to one later. how rude of him!!!!!) 

professor sycamore is absolutely still alain’s dad figure after all this, though, and he absolutely  is 🤝 with kukui over having a hybrid legendary son. but at least through ash, alain has a larger family network than he would otherwise. ha.