#he stole my gf he's no cutie

[youreverydayfangirl]

Cinnamon Girl

pairing: max verstappen x bakery owner! reader

summary: y/n yln owns a bakery in monaco, or in which people obsess over max's new girlfriend

warning: part of this series

a/n: thought this was pretty cute

flourandflowers has posted

liked by yourusername, maxverstappen1 and 5,867 others

flourandflowers spring has come, and so have our special spring pastries. come down for a taste of something yum.

tagged: yourusername

yourusername YUMMMM

user1 STOP I WISH I COULD GO BUT I DONT LIVE IN MONACO

user3 peep max in the likes

→ user4 he lives in monaco so thats probably why

yourusername has posted

liked by francisca.cgomes, maxverstappen1 and 12,964 others

yourusername he wanted to help out but failed miserably

yourbsfsusername please don't tell me you sold them

→ yourusername absolutely not they were barely good for human consumption

→ user1 😭😭😭

alexandrasaintmleux so cute

liked by creator

francisca.cgomes fav couple tbh

→ yourusername love you tbh

→ pierregasly excuse me

user2 THE WAGSS IN THE COMMENT SECTION

maxverstappen1 has posted two stories

caption1 podium 1!!!

caption2 the newest addition to our family

liked by yourusername, charlesleclerc and 456, 783 others

yourusername stop i miss you so much mon amour

maxverstappen1 i miss you more liefje

user1 OUR?? wdym by that

charlesleclerc still cant beleived you did this

charlesleclerc did OUR RELATIONSHIP mean nothing to you

maxverstappen1 you do know were not actually dating right?

charlesleclerc 😢

yourusername has posted

liked by alexandrasaintmleux , maxverstappen1 and 25, 584 others

yourusername your girl is back

yourbsfusername smash tbh

→ yourusername yourbsfusername 🤤🤤

alexandrasaintmleux making me hungry

liked by creator

user1 user2 is this max's new gf

→ user2 yeah i think so

maxverstappen1 has posted

liked by charlesleclerc, yourusername and 544, 416 others

maxverstappen monaco 24

tagged: redbullracing

redbullracing 💪💪

charlesleclerc mate your really not subtle with it

→ landonorris no frfr

user1 pls charles and lando

f1updates has posted

liked by charlesleclerc, landonorris and 21, 876 others

f1updates spotted 📸max verstappen with his rumored girlfriend y/n y/ln last night after the monaco grand prix. could this be a new romance brewing??

tagged: maxverstappen1 yourusername

user1 charles and lando camping out in the likes pls-

user2 she seems so sweet tbh. nice to see him w someone his age...

charlesleclerc how could you do this too us maxverstappen1

→ landonorris THE DISRESPECT

→ user3 HELP

yourusername has posted

liked by maxverstappen, yourbsfusername and 567, 897 others

yourusername cats out of the bag i guess ft max try not to wear a cap challenge Imposible

tagged: maxverstappen1

maxverstappen1 liefje 💙

→ yourusername 💙💙

→ user1 NOT THE BLUE HEARTS

yourbsusername cuties

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charlesleclerc stole my bitch

→ yourusername im just better

→ alexandrasaintmleux true

→ charlesleclerc BETRAYED by my own girlfriend

landonorris WOW TrUlY a SuPrIsE

→ user2 bros DoNe

user3 I KNEW IT OMG

user4 paddock appearance when

maxverstappen 1 has posted

liked by yourusername, landonorris 847, 394 others

maxverstappen1 wouldn't have it anyother way

tagged: yourusername

yourusername SAPPY OLD MAN

liked by creator

yourusername but i love you 💙

liked by creator

redbullracing new wag alert

charlesleclerc i thought we meant something

user1 someone explain to me how MAX pulled y/n when she's that fit

yourusername has posted two stories

caption 1 off we gooo

caption 2 podium two baby😮‍💨

yourusername has posted

liked by maxverstappen1, alexandrasaintmleux and 54, 689 others

yourusername me, my boyfriend, my boyfriends boyfriend and his girlfriend (my wife) #lestappen

tagged: maxverstappen1, charlesleclerc, alexandrasaintmleux

maxverstappen1 💙💙

liked by creator

→ landonorris we've lost him boys

charlesleclerc um THE CAPTION

→ yourusername what its true 🤷 #lestappen

→ yourusername stay made that you have to thirdwheel both

alexandrasaintmleux WIFEY 💍💍

→ yourusername WIFEYYYY

user1 STOP I LOVE THIS DYNAMIC ALREADY

user2 MAX SHES SO CUTE

maxverstappen has posted

liked by yourusername, charlesleclerc and 730, 934 others

maxverstappen liked her so much i decided to put a ring on it

tagged: yourusername

yourusername mon amor

→ maxverstappen1 💙💙

yourusername i taught you well

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alexandrasaintmleux stole my wife smh 😒

→ yourusername lets just run away together

charlesleclerc YOUR ABANDONING ME

→ yourusername yes and?

→ maxverstappen1 acting as if you weren't there

redbullracing 💍🍾

schecoperez congratulations mate

user1 WHAT OMGGGG

user2 HELP the diversity in responses

user3 how long have they been dating?

user4 the beyonce reference 😭

→ yourusername feeling like a proud mama hen

yourusername has posted

liked by maxverstappen1, alexandrasaintmleux and 45, 687 others

yourusername two years later...

tagged: maxverstappen1

maxverstappen1 ik hou meer van jou dan van wat dan ook (i love you more than anything)

→ yourusername when he speaks dutch for you🤭>>

charlesleclerc happy for you guys

→ yourusername acting as if you weren't sobbing yourself to sleep

alexandrasaintmleux congratulations you two

→ yourusername THANKS WIFEY

francisca.cgomes most beautiful couple

→ yourusername much love kika😚😚

user1 THEY"VE BEEN DATING FOR TWO YEARS

user2 maybe they are low key

user3 the gasp i just gasped

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a/n: thought this was pretty cute actually

[leclercsainzz]

could you please do a jude bellingham where him and reader claim to be friends but eveyone assumes they’re together??? like they leave flirty comments on each other or stuff like that??

JUST FRIENDS, OR?

PAIRINGS: jude bellingham x fem!reader

TYPE: social media au

yourusername

liked by judebellingham, gioareyna and 585,947 others

yourusername: if you like this, then you like me 😉

view 6,846 comments

judebellingham: let me unlike this real quick

↳ yourusername: boy, yk damn well you like me 😌

↳ judebellingham: i mean, i guess

↳ yourusername: do you like me, like me? or just like me?

↳ judebellingham: 🤫

↳ user: are they flirting or???

↳ user: for two ppl who claim to be “friends” this sure don’t look like “just friends”

user: i swear, it��s so hard to decipher whether they’re flirting or just playing around … like?!?!??

user: how do i like this multiple times??!????!? 😩😩

gioareyna: damn okay, let me unlike this

↳ user: LMAO, PLEASE 😭

user: soooo are you and jude together or?????

user: my fingers hurt from double clicking too much

user: you’re so beautiful, i swear 😍😍😍😍

jobebellingham: when you say, “like” do you mean actually like? like like? or? because i know a little thing or two

↳ user: jOBE! WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!!?? LET US IN ON THE SECRET, PLEASE, IM BEGGING!! 🙏🏼

↳ jobebellingham: as jose mourinho once said, “i prefer not to speak … if i speak, i am in big trouble”

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user: HELP, diD jOBE DELETE HIS COMMENT?!!? 💀 iT’S NOT THERE ANYMORE WTF?!??

user: stunnin’ 😍

user: can i stop liking this post now?

user: girl are you and jude dating?!???? i need to know

user: 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

user: ugh, she’s soo pretty wtf 😫

user: YN!!! where’d you get that sweatshirt?!!??

emmachamberlain: pretty girl 😍

judebellingham

liked by yourusername, fedevalverde and 784,930 others

judebellingham: a place like no other .. mi casa! 🤍 #halamadrid

tagged: @realmadrid

view 9,937 comments

realmadrid: 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍

user: let him cook!!!

adidaslondon: from birmingham to the bernabéu 💫

user: our starboy 🤩

vinijr: hey, judeeeee

yourusername: you’re that guy, huh?

yourusername: that’s my #5 🔥

↳ user: notice how she said “my” and not “our” 👀

↳ judebellingham: #5 on the field but #1 in your heart 😉 @yourusername

↳ user: “just friends” they say

user: unbelievable player! 👏🏼

user: ya’ll see yn’s comment?!!? she said, “MY”

↳ user: i’m telling you, these two are dating

england: 🤩

user: what a guy!! 🔥

user: @yourusername this yo man?

user: my man is currently thriving rn

user: cr7 would be proud

↳ user: missing my goat 😓

user: jude > that one barca dude (i said what i said)

↳ user: “said what i said” who mf?!!??

↳ user: i know who you’re referring to, i agree 🫣

jobebellingham: 🤩🤍

erling.haaland: hi cutie

user: #halamadrid 🤍🤍🤍

user: madrid > barca

↳ user: you mean barca > madrid

judebellingham

📍mykonos, greece

liked by trentarnold66, yourusername and 710,104 others

judebellingham: what a place 🇬🇷

view 7,831 comments

jobebellingham: wow, you’re cool

↳ yourusername: or so he thinks …

yourusername: hey judeeee 🤭

↳ judebellingham: hey pretty girl 👋🏾

↳ user: uMmmm??!?!?

↳ user: “just friends” my ass

user: welcome to madrid 🤍

user: finest player ever, i swear 😍

user: does anyone know if he’s alone on the trip or??

↳ user: why do you care???

user: I WAS JUST IN MYKONOS LAST WEEK 😭😭

user: this mf calling yn “pretty girl” was my last straw 😩

gioareyna: i miss u, cutie 😘

↳ judebellingham: i miss you too 😘

user: harry kane >>>> jude

↳ user: thIs must be a joke, wtf 😭😭

↳ user: did jude miss a penalty shot?!? i don’t think so! harry kane >> jude 🤩 CASE CLOSED! (yes, it’s a joke)

user: jude, the kids miss you, come back home

↳ user: me being delusional like 💀

trentarnold66: 🤩🤩🤩

user: live, laugh, love jude ❤️

user: sirrrr 😍😍

user: dude just stole my girl’s attention from me

↳ user: does your gf happened to be yn?!?

↳ user: nah, i wish tbh 😩

user: he’s so damn fine 😮‍💨

user: i told my mom about us

↳ user: ya’ll delusional, damn 🤣

user: is yn with you or???

user: he wants me 🤭

↳ user: yn, is that you?

yourusername

📍oía, santorini, greece

liked by judebellingham, jobebellingham and 601,101 others

yourusername: a lil vacay photo dump:) 😜

view 5,837 comments

user: jUde’s in greece??!? yn’s in greece?!?? does this mean?!?? they’re in greece together or???!?

gioareyna: 👀 oooohhh

↳ user: oohh?? wdym ohhh??

user: they posted different locations but im pretty sure they’re together!! jude posted a pic in a boat?? now yn?

judebellingham: hey ynnnn 👋🏾

↳ yourusername: heyyy bestie!!!

user: they HAVE to be together

judebellingham: are you following me? 🤔

↳ yourusername: pretty sure, you’re the one following me?

↳ judebellingham: mom did tell me to follow my dreams so;)

↳ yourusername: ooohh is that so??

↳ judebellingham: absolutely, pretty girl 😙

user: ^ iS he flirting ?????

user: don’t flirt with your “friend” challenge: level impossible

user: he can try to be a little less obvious

↳ user: who?

↳ user: jude lmao

user: pretty girl 😍😍😍

user: one chance is all im asking for, yn!!!!!

user: beauty!

jobebellingham: what takes you to greece, young lady?

↳ yourusername: simply lost in the blue and white charm of the greek islands 😌

↳ jobebellingham: and jude???

comment has been deleted

sasha__rebecca: hi, you’re hot! 😍

sasha__rebecca: that’s my girlfriend, ya’ll 😩

↳ yourusername: 😘😘😘

↳ jackgrealish: excuse me???

↳ yourusername: you’re excused, grealo

↳ sasha__rebecca: sorry, jack! my heart belongs to yn

yourusername

liked by sasha__rebecca, masonmount and 585,937 others

yourusername: 🤎🤎🤎

view 5,027 comments

user: how can someone be so pretty?!?? 😩

judebellingham: yo bro who got you smiling like that? 🤔

↳ yourusername: not you that’s for sure(:

↳ judebellingham: and here i thought i was the reason behind that beautiful smile but oh well 🤷🏽‍♂️ …..

↳ user: um????!??? hello??? does anyone else see this??

user: can we all talk about jude’s comment???!???

↳ user: im CONVINCED these two are together

user: i just know jude took these pic

user: gorggg 😍😍😍😍

user: your smile is everything 😩

user: “just friends” they say

user: nah frrr, who got you smiling like that??!?

user: jude, i get it, she’s gorgeous! i’d be obsessed too 😌

user: juDe’s COMMENT AKAKALDNFNXL

user: i pray they’re together ✨✨✨✨🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

erling.haaland: coffee 👍🏼

↳ yourusername: oh, hey there

↳ user: why is he so random??? 😭😭💀

mikkykiemeney: 😍😍😍

↳ yourusername: ❤️❤️

user: were you and jude in greece together?

user: idc if she’s not a wag but she’s my fav wag 😌

user: her smile broooo 😩😩😩😩😩

user: jude’s real lucky, huh?

sasha__rebecca: let me take you out for dinner 😉

↳ yourusername: anything for you, my love 😘

user: she fine asff 😗

jobebellingham: 🤩

↳ user: watch out for jude 🤣 that’s his girl

user: jude, huh? 😏

judebellingham

📍south of france

liked by gioareyna, yourusername and 701,016 others

judebellingham: recharging with my bro! 🇫🇷🫶🏽

tagged: @jobebellingham

view 7,937 comments

user: you’re telling me that last post is you and jobe?? 🤔

↳ user: LMAOO FRRR 💀

↳ user: i guess yn is “bro” now

↳ user: like bffr, mate 🙄

johnstonesofficial: nice you!

yourusername: cute!

yourusername: bro 😊

↳ user: 😏😏😏😏

↳ user: just say ya’ll dating

yourusername: my fav!!!

↳ judebellingham: 💁🏽‍♂️ i know i am

↳ yourusername: sorry??? i was talking about jobe??

↳ jobebellingham: so inconsiderate, damn 🙄

↳ yourusername: tell me about it

↳ judebellingham: 🙄🙄 i hate you guys

↳ yourusername: we love you tooooo 😘😘

↳ jobebellingham: speak for yourself, yn

gioareyna: good people 🙌🏼

user: jobe is starting to look like jude, i swear

user: 🔥🔥🔥🔥

user: we all agree that’s yn in the last post right?

user: don’t you mean recharging with bro AND girl?

user: they look like twins in that second post

user: my boyfriend and brother in law 😩

user: bellingoal 🤩

user: the genes are STRONG STRONG

user: my favorite brothers ❤️❤️

user: mom and dad bellingham really said, “copy and paste”

judebellingham

liked by trentarnold66, erling.haaland and 711,034 others 

judebellingham: she’s not so bad 🤷🏽‍♂️

tagged: @yourusername

view 6,857 comments

user: FINALLY OMG WOANSKSLX

user: i had a feeling they were together but i was NOT prepared for the hard launch, wtf alssnsodbf

↳ user: you and me both, sister

jobebellingham: about damn time! 👏🏽

gioreyna: it’s official now, i gotta share the loml 😟

↳ judebellingham: sharing is caring after all 😉

↳ yourusername: um????

yourusername: you’re not so bad yourself, mate

yourusername: ❤️❤️

user: i was NOT PREPARED FOR THIS

user: uhhh, hello?????

user: am i dreaming or??????!!?!

user: I MANIFESTED THIS SHIT, IDCCCC

user: so this confirms they’ve been together for a while, right?

trentarnold66: have i been replaced, now that it’s official?

↳ judebellingham: never that

erling.haaland: i feel a bit heartbroken 💔

↳ judebellingham: just to clarify, you left first 🙁

↳ gioareyna: and then there was one left ….

↳ user: well damn 😟 thanks for reminding me 😭😭😭😭

user: my favs, omg!!!!

user: scREAMING ALSLAPDNFjelal

user: ngl i’m a bit heartbroken, but also happy for them

user: we’ve officially lost him, girlies 😩😩😩

user: i’m 💔💔😭😭 but also 🙌🏼🤩😏😉🤩🤩

yourusername

liked sophiaamelia, erling.haaland and 647,750 others

yourusername: i guess the secrets out, huh? 😝❤️

tagged: @judebellingham

view 5,047 comments

user: the first pic literally confirms they were together in greece!! bapsjdndkdjorgbpsndl

user: yn, babe, the secrets been out for ages 🙄 bffr

↳ yourusername: were we THAT obvious?

↳ user: yes, girl 😭😭😭 ya’ll weren’t the best at hiding it tbh

gioareyna: ahhh my man 😍😍😍

↳ yourusername: my*

↳ gioareyna: he was MINE first tho

user: the real madrid jersey 😩😩

judebellingham: 😘😘

judebellingham: i love you, pretty girl ❤️❤️

↳ user: cRying 😭😭😭😭

jobebellingham: 🙌🏽🤩

user: you’re cheating on me, huh??? 😒😒😒

user: “secrets out” as if nobody knew 💀

↳ user: nahh frrr 🤣

user: screaming and crying 💔💔😭 yn, you broke my heart

user: FINALLY!!!!!!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

trentarnold66: this cute or whatever 🙄 preferably the latter

↳ user: please, trent 😂😂😂

user: they cute!! 🥰

user: favs

user: I CALLED IT, OMG!!! 😏

user: it was about time, girl!!!

[annasfantasies]

Instagram

/Drew Starkey x fem!reader

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.

drewstarkey

Liked by yourusername and others

drewstarkey finally with my girl❤️

View all comments

yourusername love you💋

drewstarkey @/yourusername ❤️❤️

user1 she’s living our life😔

user2 THE VEIN

user3 @/user2 OH MY GOD I NEED HIM

user4 @/user2 AND THE LIPSTICK ON IT OMG

user4 my parents

yourbestfriend ew people in love (he stole my wife)

yourusername @/yourbestfriend dw I’m still married to you and only you babe😘

drewstarkey @/yourusername oh?😔💔

user5 @/drewstarkey YOU CAN MARRY ME PLS

user6 @/drewstarkey I VOLUNTEER

user7 she is such a cutie🥹

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.

yourusername

Liked by drewstarkey and others

yourusername week in Paris with my love💋

View all comments

drewstarkey already missing you❤️‍🩹

yourusername @/drewstarkey same here

user1 it should be me😔😭

user2 idk if I want him or her

user3 @/user2 real

user4 THE FIRST PIC HELLO ?!??!?HSISLFNFE F ME

user5 @/user4 she can’t take all of that

user4 @/user5 GIRL

user6 and the hot got hotter (he can cook😩)

user7 THE HAND PLACEMENT💦

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.

yourusername

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.

yourusername

Liked by drewstarkey and others

yourusername lover boy ☕️

View all comments

drewstarkey where did you get that last pic?

yourusername @/drewstarkey I have my sources😌

user1 I need his hands around my neck🥰

user2 @/user1 you’re so real for that

user3 didn’t know I needed to see drew starkey with I❤️my gf shirt but now my life is complete

user4 THE LAST PIC BAHAHAH

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.

drewstarkey

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.

ALL CREDITS GO TO THE AUTHORS OF THE PICTURES

A/N: hi guys long time no see 👋 it’s my first time writing something like this so I hope it’s at least good😐

Should I do more of these?

Comments and replies are always welcomed💋

[triplefrontierbabe]

can you make a david malukas smau? like a best friends to lovers one!

David Malukas SMAU

pairing: f! reader x David Malukas, friends to lovers

warnings: use of yn

disclaimer: all photos are from Pinterest/instragam, I take no credit for photos

a/n: I loved making this one😌

yourusername

liked by yourbestfriend2, davidmalukas and 708 others

yourusername hi from Hawaii 🌄🌺

view 45 comments

yourbestfriend1 omg I wish I could’ve taken that shrimp home with me 😫😫

↳ yourusername no fr 🤤

yourbestfriend2 “she’s gonna frolic off the mountain”

↳yourusername everyone all of a sudden worries about me when I frolic

↳davidmalukas you could’ve fallen off

↳yourusername but I didn’t

davidsbestfriend1 why is Hawaii so cold

↳davidsbestfriend2 it was 5 in the morning bro

indycarluvr66 is she lil dave’s new gf??

↳indycargossip I don’t think so he’s way out of her league

davidmalukas

liked by alexanderrossi, indycar and 3, 894 others

davidmalukas woke up early to see the sun, 10/10 🌄

view 178 comments

yourbestfriend2 aren’t you glad we got yall up that early?!

↳davidsbestfriend1 no

↳davidmalukas no

↳yourusername yes ☺️

lildavefan06 okay side quest

patriciooward cold?

↳davidmalukas extremely

frosenqvist got enough layers on?

yourusername

liked by elbaoward, kellmoss and 866 others

yourusername love u Indy! 🏁

view 89 comments

elbaoward cutie!😚

↳yourusername ily

yourbestfriend2 uno

↳yourbestfriend1 reverse

davidsbestfriend1 I demand a rematch

mtrsprtgossip wait where are the pics w David

↳indyfan07 she doesn’t have to post him all the time…

davidmalukas

liked by hinchtown, frosenqvist and 5, 280 others

davidmalukas Indy 500 looks different this year

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hinchtown nice seeing you on this side of things!

indianapolismotorspeedway we love lil Dave content!

indycar lil dave 🫶

yourusername you didn’t tell me you met Austin!!!!

↳yourbestfriend2 this is insane

papayafan567 plz someone get him in a car

yourusername

liked by yourbestfriend2, davidmalukas and 1, 893 others

yourusername summa summa time ☀️

view 173 comments

emillerosenqvist absolute hottie

yourbestfriend1 okay body in the first pic

davidsbestfriend2 whose dad are you💀

↳yourusername ask ur mom

↳yourbestfriend1 lololol

davidmalukas 🚲

↳yourusername 👀

indycarwagz waitttt is that daves sleeve?????

davidmalukas

liked by meyershankracing, stingrayrobb and 10, 704 others

davidmalukas I present you a photo dump

view 402 comments

meyershankracing thank you for blessing our feed🫶

frosenqvist you did me so bad in the first photo

↳davidmalukas wdym you look great

yourusername you ate

davidsbestfriend1 bro that hats outdated

davidsbestfriend2 seems like you got a nice personal photographer

mssuperfan plz get a new hat

cargovroom wait isn’t that the same sweatshirt from yn’s post

↳fabulousfan1 omg girl I think it is

yourusername

liked by meyershankracing, beckyjhinch and 2, 784 others

yourusername Nashville, baby!🤠

view 300 comments

emillerosenqvist I adore you!

↳yourusername I adore u the most

yourbestfriend1 Houston are we clear for takeoff?🚀

↳yourusername very clear ;)

↳yourbestfriend2 go for launch👩‍🚀

davidsbestfriend1 no photo creds on the last one?

davidmalukas my girl🩷

ovalracefan1 omg are they official

↳indycarfan01 did you see the launch comment I’m 🫠🫠

indycarfan06 noooo she stole my mannnnn

davidmalukas

liked by patriciooward, davidsbestfriend2 and 10, 894 others

davidmalukas flicks from the music city 🩷

view 342 comments

musiccitygp we love when the vlog cam comes out

meyershankracing when’s the vlog dropping????

frosenqvist ✌️

davidsbestfriend1 bro loves mellow mushroom too much

↳davidmalukas love me some pizza 😋

yourusername love boot scootin’ around w u

↳patriciooward pda

↳elbaoward oh hush

indycarluvr4 rue when was this?

↳motorsportfan1 Nashville gp girl

Indycar Masterlist | F1 Masterlist

taglist: @bernelflo @ifyouaintfirstyourelastt @f1updates4you @r0nnsblog

[juneberrie]

YOUNG, DUMB, & BROKE [ hs!smau!ppg + rrb ]

( i stole this idea from @daltopia <3 love u pookie !!) ft. june & ziggy

boom_er

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boom_er weekend dump idk

brickbybrick nice sweater loser ‼️

notbuttercup YOU WENT TO A PARTY AND YOU DIDN'T INVITE US?!?!?

-> bbubbless you said you hated parties ???

-> notbuttercup @ bbubbless shut up bubbles they don't need to know that

junieb.bugg cutie patootie right here 🤭

-> brickbybrick stop flirting with my brother

-> junieb.bugg @ brickbybrick stfu he's literally my bf ???

-> brickbybrick @ junieb.bugg idc. stop it

bar0nof.beserk is that my helmet in the back of the 3rd pic

-> boom_er no!! 😇

junieb.bugg

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junieb.bugg boomer's jacket + blossom's cam = me being silly @ awesomeblossom

notbuttercup closest thing to a .5 of blossom to ever exsist

boom_er your so cute :(

-> junieb.bugg baby ily 🫶🏻

-> awesomeblossom *you're

-> brickbybrick @ awesomeblossom nerd.

bbubbless YOUR SMILE !!!

bar0nof.beserk u ate that (not blossom)

-> notbuttercup y u hating on bloss ??

-> bar0nof.beserk @ notbuttercup y not 😈

zigzagziggy POOKIE BEAR ‼️ AND BLOSSOM ‼️ AQWAKADJSKDHF ‼️

-> junieb.bugg HI POOKIE MWAH MWAH !!!

-> awesomeblossom hi ziggy <3

brickbybrick

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brickbybrick my gf is better than urs ‼️ @ zigzagziggy

junieb.bugg WIFEY !!!!

-> brickbybrick shes MY gf tho??? 🤨

-> junieb.bugg @ brickbybrick okay and ?? she's my wifey

awesomeblossom ziggy is this were u were when i wanted to have a sleepover 💔

-> zigzagziggy HLE

-> zigzagziggy noooooo 😇

zigzagziggy bitch boy ily

-> boom_er LMAO BITCH BOY

-> brickbybrick @ boom_er shut up dumbass only ziggy gets to call me that

-> zigzagziggy @ brickbybrick @ boom_er giggle im special 😇

@spaceagebachelormann

[sanaexus]

social's as kaiser's girlfriend

-liked by alexis.ness, isaichii and 124.5k others

yourusername: wow omgomg THE micheal kaiser is my gf?!?!?!

tagged: mikka.kaiser

eita.otoya: not only did you call him your gf yoi spetl his name wrong too lol ↳yoursername: BOY STFU IT WAS AUTOCORRECT ↳mikka.kaiser: wow ↳rin.itoshi: you* spelt* ↳karasu_tabito: from the "world's best striker" to "world's best typo police" such an upgrade ↳mikka.kaiser: TFYM I'M THE BEST?? ↳isaichii: ain't no way ↳mikka.kaiser: kys this message was removed for going against our community guidelines ↳isaichii: bitch square up i'll fight you this messaged was removed for going against our community guidelines ↳mikka.kaiser: fuck yourself this messaged was removed for going against our community guidelines ↳isaichii: nah but i fuck your mom this messaged was removed for going against our community guidelines ↳yourusername: THAT'S SO RUDE?? BOY STFU BFR I PULL UP AND GYN DOWN YOUR HOUSE ↳mikka.kaiser: who the FUCK KEEPS REMOVING MY MESSAGES ↳oliver.aiku: what the fuck there's a limit to reporting people each day?? ↳isaichii: IT WAS YOU??? ↳oliver.aiku: i'm js a bit silly 🎀💅

megubachi: *gasp* KAISER NOT BEING AN ASSHOLE (NOT CLICKBAIT GONE WRONG 🙀😱💯) ↳yourusername: he's a lil baby 🥺 ↳kuniisuke: if the baby was 6'0 and was a sweaty man who kicked balls around and also was kinda sorta violent ↳hiyori: JUST SAY HE PLAYED SOCCER ↳mikka.kaiser: I PLAY FOOTBALL . FOOT AND BALL. ↳shiidoryu: i can use my foot on your balls ↳sae_itoshi: who let bro cook ↳user1: HELLO?? IS SAE FINALLY GENZ-ING???

mikka.kaiser: you're so cute ↳yourusername: have i told you how perfect you are? ↳mikka.kaiser: a couple hundred times but you can go on and say it again ↳reo.miikage: oh god please don't increase his already over inflated ego ↳yourusername: didn't you have to have like a big ego to play football idk that's what that creepy tall skinny bowlcut man said think his name was jintopi or something ↳chigi.who: bro just called noel noa's rival jintopi ↳kenyu.yukimiya: ego jinpachi* close enough ↳ego.jinpachi: fuck off ↳nagi.seishiro: is he noel noa's rival or is noel noa his rival? ↳nikkoki: is he ego jinpachi because he's noel noa's rival or is he noel noa's rival because he's ego jinpachi

-liked by reo.miikage, sae_itoshi and 168.3k others

mikka.kaiser: i am gau

tagged: yourusername

julian.loki: that caption was not from michael that was y/n stealing his phone ↳yourusername: BOO HOO PARTY POOPER YOU TOLD ME IT WAS A GOOD IDEA AND THEN I GAVE YOU ROBUX TOO?? LIKE ↳julian.loki: you gotta do what you gotta do for robux mate ↳yourusername: aren't you like rich as fuck? ↳julian.loki: yes and? ↳megubachi: CAN YOU GUYS STOP USING ARI LYRICS BC APPARENTLY ITS WEIRD FOR ME TO CONTINUE THE LYRICS BUT THEN HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIKE NOT CONTINUE THEM?!?1?11 ↳chigi.who: bro had no problems so he made up his own problems

mikka.kaiser: so this was the important reason you need my phone for? ↳yourusername: i'm sorry :( ↳mikka.kaiser: cuddles can make up for it btw ↳yourusername: i'm coming ↳itoshi_sae: ON DEEZ NUTS ↳shoei_barou: what the fuck happened to him?

oliver.aiku: we got sae genz-ing and using deez nuts joke bfr gta 6 ↳yourusername: that was me i stole his phone for "important" reasons ↳nikkoki: y/n stealing everyone's phone to do the most random shi is my roman empire fr ↳yourusername: im js a girl

itoshi_sae: y/n you better fucking run. and run fast. ↳yourusername: i have balls of steel i'm not scared 😎 ↳rin.itoshi: sure you aren't ↳yourusername: rin in his mean girl asshole era 🎀💅😝 ↳isaichii: bro has been in his mean girl asshole era since forever

-liked by julian.loki, nagi.seishiro and 125.8k others

yourusername: mihya in his green flag era?

tagged: mikka.kaiser

reo.miikage: blink twice if you're being held at gun point to say that ↳yourusername: no bc he's a lil cutie patootie to me 🥺 ↳user3: y/n really said "i can change him" and fr changed him ↳yourusername: professional manifester btw

alexis.ness: picture credits for the second picture?? i nearly died bc that man was too busy admiring you?? ↳yourusername: bro i just wanted to see where my fry fell ↳alexis.ness: my fries* not only did you lose my fry you made me nearly lose my life too ↳yourusername: mb bro

shiidoryu: @/rin.itoshi @/itoshi_sae why don't you two look at me like that 💔💔 ↳rin.itoshi: fuck off i'd rather suck isagi's dick ↳isaichii: come over bae 🥰 ↳rin.itoshi: fuck off ↳itoshi_sae: go bother rin he's in your team anw ↳rin.itoshi: correction he's in my team i'm not in his team

mikka.kaiser: pretty ↳yourusername: you're prettier ↳mikka.kaiser: no you ↳kuniisuke: let me be single in peace the fuck? ↳chigi.who: you have have me ↳kuniisuke: 🎀🎀

megubachi: kunigami using emojis 🙀🙀

isaichii: honestly i didn't even know kaiser could tie laces, i thought ness js did it for him ↳yourusername: funfact most of the time i tie his laces or he wears shoes ↳mikka.kaiser: THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET?? BYE ↳mikka.kaiser: 💔💔

I KNOW I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO REO FIRST ND CHIGIRI FIRST BUT DON'T BLAME ME

hope the kaiser simps enjoyed stay strong yall

[cobrakaisb]

maybe matt boldy insta edit where he goes to umich to hang out with hughes!reader, who's his gf? but all her brothers don't know so they're just confused and freaking out in the comments

UM YEAH

y/n.hughes

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y/n.hughes found these jems in my camera roll

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y/nsbestie girl 💀

↳ y/n.hughes what?

mattboldy you dug deep

↳ y/n.hughes yessir

alexturcotte bf alert @jackhughes

↳ jackhughes who is he?

johnnybeecher not the glasses

elblue6 aw cuties 🥰

mattboldy

liked by y/n.hughes, alexturcotte, and others

mattboldy spent time with her this weekend @y/n.hughes

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y/n.hughes love you matty b 💗

↳mattboldy 💗

jackhughes ABSOLUTELY NOT

↳ colecaufield damn, that's your twin too

↳ alexturcotte matt stole his og from the womb

elblue6 aww matt

↳ lhughes_06 mom dont support this!!

[dontworrysunflower]

Hiii can you do something where the reader gets like a disposable film camera and she and harry take pictures together

•••

i hope you meant instagram post cuz that’s what i’m doing! also excuse the horrible editing of her hair in the last one idk

also happy harry day!! cant believe he’s 27 i feel like a proud mom haha. harry has truly changed my life i love him so much

enjoy!!

Liked by harrystyles, yourbff and 1,496,284 others

yourinstagram harry gave me a disposable camera so now that’s alllll i’m gonna use

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harryfan1 the cherries 🥺

y/nfan1 ma’am why are on the floor

y/nfan2 not him giving her a camera with a symbol from a song about his ex to his new gf 😣

↳ yourinstagram no camille slander allowed here :)

harryfan2 don’t you call him baby

↳ yourinstagram WERE NOT TALKING LATELY, DONT YOU CALL HIM WHAT YOU USED TO CALL MEEEE

y/nfan3 his prettiest baby 🥺

↳ harrystyles For my prettiest baby.

Liked by yourinstagram, jefezoff and 3,194,574 others

harrystyles Right back at ya.

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yourinstagram he stole my cherry camera 😡

harryfan1 i would bite him to get it back

↳ yourinstagram i tried 😔

harryfan2 she out here living that fanfiction life 😫✋

y/nfan1 ma’am it’s called kneeing him in the balls

↳ yourinstagram nah that part of him is sacred

y/nfan2 damn you horny or something?

Liked by harrystyles, annetwist, 2,643,295 others

yourinstagram happy birthday, dimples. there are not enough words to describe how happy you make me. happy 27, oldie <3

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harryfan1 THE NICKNAME BYE THEYRE TOO CUTE

y/nfan1 lemme go cry 🥲

harryfan2 dimples omg that’s the best nickname for him

harrystyles Woman, you are not far behind don’t call me old >:(

y/nfan2 ooohhh he mad @yourinstagram what are you gonna do??

yourinstagram @harrystyles will a kiss help?

↳ harrystyles ...Yes, get over here.

annetwist Cuties 😘

↳ yourinstagram i miss you!!!

Liked by yourinstagram, pillowpersonpp, 3,694,296 others

harrystyles She won’t stop.

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yourinstagram it’s your fault 😁

harryfan1 i say push her into the water with ✨kindness✨

y/nfan1 okay ma’am but we need a fit check

harryfan2 i still can’t believe he’s posting about a girl i thought this day would never come

annetwist Leave her alone! 😂

↳ harrystyles Sorry mum. x

y/nfan2 oop yess anne!!

yourinstagram @annetwist call me!!!

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yourinstagram he a model or whateva

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yourinstagram that’s my fucking shirt btw

harrystyles *Hair flip*

harryfan1 humble him 😫✋

y/nfan1 his left arm is so hot

harryfan2 his curls ughh 😩

y/nfan2 it’s harry’s world we’re just living in it

↳ harrystyles Facts.

yourbff i say take all his gucci suits

harryfan3 his ego is growinggggg

Liked by yourinstagram, yourbff and 4,195,395 others

harrystyles Only lime chips they said. @yourinstagram @yourbff

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yourinstagram you didn’t even get lay’s 😩

yourbff @lays sponsor us :)

y/nfan1 harry you wrong for not getting lays

↳ harrystyles I didn’t know!!!

harryfan1 i say his punishment is sleeping on the couch

y/nfan2 again i say...kneeing him in the balls

yourinstagram @harrystyles have you learned your lesson?

↳ harrystyles Yes. :(

Liked by harrystyles, gemmastyles and 3,596,421 others

yourinstagram necklace

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yourinstagram oh shit gemma saw this, hiii 🥲

↳ gemmastyles Just ✨ignoring✨the comment...Hi babe I miss you come back

y/nfan1 i-

harryfan1 so we being kinky on the tl huh?

y/nfan2 i thought i was on instagram not onlyfans

harryfan2 she out here living the dream 😔✋

y/nfan3 i’m so lonely

•••

yay hope you liked it!

taglist:

@samaratheweirdo @sarcasticallywitty15 @letsgoparty-ah-ah-ah-yeah @tom-hollands-wife

[snazzwritesthings]

You write for Danganronpa right? Could you write something with my oc, Megumi hashioka x kokichi? Some general headcannons please? Here's some info about Megumi: she's the ultimate character designer! She often spends her time drawing and designing characters. Best way I'd discribe her personality wise is a tired artist who doesn't give a crap anymore, she is often just tired of everyone's crap. She just doesn't really care about much things and get's annoyed easily. She can be pretty protective towards those she cares about. She's calm....most of the time. But if you were expecting her to be mature, she definitely isn't mature. Her relationship with kokichi is just: tried artist gf and gremlin bf. She's also way taller than kokichi lol. She also really likes over the top and kawaii fashion.

Hope that was enough.

Hello! Thank you for the request! And yeppers! I write for danganronpa!  I can definitely write some headcanons for you! That’s not a problem! Megumi is a cutie! Your art style is cute! I love how she’s taller than Kokichi- ⊱ ────── {⋆⌘⋆} ────── ⊰⊱ ────── {⋆⌘⋆} ────── ⊰

Kokigumi / Meguichi Headcanons! (Kokichi x Megumi)

•Kokichi stands on either chairs, stools or stacked books so he can look taller than Megumi.

•Kokichi claims that he doesn't like Megumi's art or characters but it's a lie. (cause he's a liar-)

•Kokichi likes to annoy the hell out of Megumi. This is because he thinks it's fun, he gets to get riled up and Megumi gives him attention this way.

•If they were outside of the killing game, Kokichi would definitely get different art supplies and gift them to Megumi. (He'd claim he stole them, but he'd buy them.)

•If they were to hug/cuddle, Kokichi would be the little spoon. (Even though he wanted to be the big spoon-)

•Kokichi would ask Megumi to design him a character. That character would then be his favourite character ever since Megumi would've designed them.

•Kokichi likes to sit and watch Megumi draw/designing characters. He'd just ramble about stuff whilst watching her draw.

•Would definitely ask Megumi for drawing lessons/designing lessons. Not to get better but to spend time with Megumi. (Though he wouldn't say this...yet)

•He wouldn't like seeing Megumi upset and would try and cheer her up.

•Kokichi isn't a fan of kisses, but he'd make an exception for Megumi and give her kisses when she wants them.

•His favourite person to pull pranks on is Megumi. But he'd also rope her into pulling some pranks with him.

•Hugs out of nowhere. Megumi would be doing something the next thing she knows, she's suddenly been tackled into a hug by her gremlin boyfriend.

•Kokichi would talk about nonsense to Megumi but she'd listen and even amuse his ramblings.

•Would f*ck up anyone who hurts/messes with Megumi.

•Kokichi has tried drawing stuff for Megumi but has thrown them out since he didn't think they were good enough to give her.

•Kokichi actually likes that Megumi's taller than him, even though he wouldn't admit it. He loves having a tall girlfriend.

⊱ ────── {⋆⌘⋆} ────── ⊰⊱ ────── {⋆⌘⋆} ────── ⊰

I hope these were to your liking! Thanks for requesting!

[mx-in-words]

monsta x reaction to him not being your first bias

Hi, sweet! I'd love to know how the boys would react when they discovered that your bias was initially another member.

plot: in a party, all the monsta x members with you and some friends start playing truth or dare. Minhyuk asks you to hug your first bias even if you date one of the members.

↬ Shownu

He got in shook when you hugged jooheon

jh: OH YEAHHHH with all the respect hyung.

shownu just ...

He is mad ( •̀ω•́ )

he didn't think you would have another bias

you were his and how could this even...

he gave a yellow smile and just let it go

at home, you realise he was a bit off

you: baby please, talk to me

in his mind, he was thinking about how could he stole you from jooheon

maybe joo is better than him

he would make you happier, more loved

and he was afraid that he could lose you

you hold his hands, making him seat with you in the bed

you: listen very carefully okay? I love you so much. My heart hurts because I can see how far those thoughts are going inside this pretty head of yours.

you: Let me explain, I used to not know you and joo was cute on TV and shows. That's it. When I actually saw you for the first time, I just had this feeling that nobody else in the room matter you know? This feeling was so unique and I still feel it for you. Everyday. Stop stressing yourself and overthinking. I am yours and I will never love someone like I love you.

he kissed you like it was the first and last kiss

he might cry who knows

Shownu wants to show that he feels the same for you. And he will. Everyday.

sh: You are my world, I am so sorry. I love you so so so much that I don't know how to live without your love. Thanks baby

cuties 🥺

↬ Wonho

it's so sad the way he opened his arms and you were already hugging hyungwon.

you: sorry baby, he was the model 🥺

hyungwon just kept quiet because all he wants is to survive so he can one day sleep for weeks.

the night went and wonho pretended he was okay (very bad he is not a good actor).

but at home

prepare yourself for the drama

wh: so hyungwon huh? He is better looking than me, I agree

you: keep this attitude and I will not talk like an adult about this.

Wonho knew you were right.

you: trust me okay?

he hugged you, he just needs your affection right know

you: came here.

he lay down on your chest, while you pass your fingers through his hair

you: first of all, hyungwon is a sleepy bitch. Second of all, how could you ever? You know you are my angel. Do my actions makes you question my love?

wh: never. I never felt lonely until I met you. Now, if I don't have you beside me, life is just life, it's not exciting and... I trust you. I just don't want to lose you.

you: you won't. I promise you.

you: to prove my love, I will do some ramen for my men.

wh: god I love you so much

he really does, so much more than ramen, you can count on that.

↬ Kihyun

with all my heart, kihyun part will hurt, be ready.

kihyun actions hurt me sometimes (?)

his pride is too big, which results in him saying things he shouldn't.

so when he saw you hugging shownu, that was it. All the polite kihyun is dead by jealous and pride.

kh: I knew already, she is the type of girl who likes useless muscles, what can I say?

sh: I think you should watch out your words dude.

mh: it's just a joke kihyun, relax man.

kh: watch out shownu? Or what? You will steal my girl? All yours.

that's it. You picked your things and left.

Kyun offered you a ride but you refused, you called a taxi and went to your shared house with kihyun.

You put all your things in the visiting room and gave him a silent treatment for a week.

he did everything, flowers, crying at your door, calling you all the time.

so one day, you went out with friends and when you opened the door, you saw kihyun crying on the sofa.

that broke your heart, so you decided that was time to talk.

you set down, holding his hands.

kh: I am very sorry baby I... I know I had hurt you okay? I am an asshole but please forgive me, I will never act like a child again.

you: had you talked with shownu?

kh: yes, he forgave me.

you: you have to understand one thing and I want you to pay attention, I am here WITH YOU and I want to be treated like your lover. I deserve the same respect as you do. If you are afraid to lose me or jealous, talk to me but don't attack me, okay?

kh: okay I promise.

you: also tomorrow I want a princess day with food, spa, shopping and sex I don't care.

kh: done, my princess. I love you.

and thank god this fight is over

yay 😚✌🏼

↬ Minhyuk

Already knew but pretend to be shook

listen minhyuk is your best friend partner in crime bf and private devil

so he knew kihyun was your bias before you knew him

mh: HOW COULD I BE BETRAYED LIKE THIS right in front of my salad

you: we are not a gay porn min quit it

kihyun was shook btw

minhyuk took this opportunity to make kihyun life harder because why not

mh: some people like to steal their FRIENDS girlfriend's. Watch out boys, a hamster can be bad eventually.

mh: owowowowowooowww Kihyun can you please not BREATH that close of my gf please? Just bc you were her bias doesn't mean she is single wow know your limits dude.

you: minhyuk stop jesus

mh: don't tell jesus what to do

later at your place, you could feel minhyuk very clingy

you: just for you to know, you are my world okay? I wouldn't leave for nothing and anyone. You know this right? I love you minhyuk.

minhyuk: I mean I know haha. But is good to listen... I love you so much, please don't leave me kihyun is so annoying.

you: I love you bitch

mh: I will never stop loving you

you: bitch

heart eyes mothrfuckr

yes this is the most romantic shit I have ever seen guys. 💗

↬ Hyungwon

really? Minhyuk???

he never asked you about your bias and those things

hyungwon.exe stopped working

actually he expected to be another member like shownu or wonho, even jooheon

but minhyuk? He was totally the opposite of him.

he kinda questioned why did you like him then?

maybe you were better with minhyuk? he was confused.

hyungwon is straightforward about his feelings so he waited for you when you both got at home to talk about this.

hw: so you prefer minhyuk personality?

you: baby no!!! look, minhyuk is nice ofc but... I didn't fall for him. You are the funniest, sweeter, kindest man that I had ever meet. I love to wake up with you being lazy, and the fact that you always talk to me and wait for the right moments. Please don't get these kinds of questions pop in your head okay? I love you, all of you, and only you.

hw: somehow that was everything I needed to hear, thanks baby. I love you too, all of you.

you: great let's watch my kdrama now.

hw: you mean, you watch while I take a nap cuddling with you?

you: that's exactly what I just said.

hw: perfect.

↬ Jooheon

Oh 🥵🥵🥵 this gif makes my body feel things

he was soft expecting your hug

but he saw you hugging kyun?

what

daddy did not like this attitude of yours

you know jooheon is pretty clear about how you are HIS babygirl

he won't be mad at you tbh

it was just a silly joke, so he just says to changkyun to not steal his girl and everyone thought it was fine

but deep down you knew it

oh you knew you were literally fucked

he won't let this pass

so when you got at home, you ran and locked yourself at the bathroom

jh: babygirl, are you okay?

you: please don't punish me, daddy, I swear I only love you. changkyun will never love me good like you, I will never love him like I love you please!!!!

jh: open the door and I will think about it.

When you opened the door, jooheon hugged you.

jh: is okay babygirl, I will be nice this time because you are so cute saying that you love me huh, so sweet. Let's go to bed, you seen tired, let daddy cuddle you okay?

you: thank you daddy 🥺

he actually fools you and made you scream his name all night.

Oops 🥵

but actually told you that he loves you and he knows you love him.

He trusts you.

He would give his life for you.

↬ Changkyun

Haaaa bitch this little tease won't EVER lose a chance to be cocky.

when you hugged wonho, it was his chance

ck: so wait, I am really that good in sex that makes you forget about mister muscles?

jh: jesus please don't

ck: honestly wonho you lose this godness TO ME? wow, what a dumb bitch wonho.

you: okay we get it please stop I love you bye

he stopped

but he knew

oh he knew that you were flustered

bc hell yeah he made you forget that wonho existed so ;)

and he is doing that because he knows you love him and he loves you. So why be jealous when you can SHOW OFF YOUR LOVE AND MAKE PPL LIFE'S MISERABLE?

satan collect your son. PLEASE

at home, you felt worried about him, thinking he may doubt you.

you: so... You know that you are so much better than wonho right?

ck: yeah I know

you: okay.... And hm... I love you so much.

ck: baby, I know. I am not insecure about it, relax, I know you love me and I love you and we will get married one day and have a little baby and be happy okay? That is on god's plan.

you: okay... Right. Are you sure you are okay?

he just looked at you

And kissed you so hard, that you left a low moan escape.

ck: keep doing those sounds for me and I might start the baby plan right now.

I hate him.

[myvelouri]

So mad at that couple who stole the girl I was into. She was into me so much that the guy, the guy that has a GF was like amazed that I made out with her. Omg. But like. The GF got mad? They told me to go away (a lil backstory they wanted me to hook up with their really not attractive friend) and actually the GF said she wanted to hug me many times and told me to hug her before I go. But BECAUSE I had balls to make out with the cutie single girl, they somehow took advantage and took her from me. Yup. I fucked up by kissing her in front of them. Lol she even accidentally called me "okay baby" when I said I'll be right back (and touched her cheek) lol. It was beautiful. But... I had strong game with her. I can't believe that was taken from me. :(

I asked her if she really was going to have a threesome with that not so attractive couple. She looked at me and said no. But was afraid to be that real to them.. I know they got her drunk... And I hope they didn't take advantage of her but they did. I know they did.

I really feel responsibility for that. Because it wouldn't have happened at all had I not made out with her. :(

She was so fun to kiss

She was so sad to leave me

Baby

Ugh

I liked her.

Small, blonde, big tits, cute beautiful face. Cute personality. Oof. I'd probably date her. Like that hot. And I made out with the cutie.

:(

But I hung out with my new friends who I'm starting a band with which is significantly more important! I love this!!!

We're gonna do shit!

I vibe with em well

They think I make a perfect frontman lol. But my scream vocals suck, I can do cleans though! Remember, I have vocal cord damage from surgery? Yeah

Awww

But still

Ahhhh

And Jay always tells me he doesn't get these girls yet every girl I meet he ends up knowing lol. Except they're so into me. Man WTF I feel so bad. And I try to hook him up with these girls. I Rather him than me. Literally I'm THAT selfless at this point in my life.

[rockets-sillyobsession]

Fight of the Falsettos

Hello everyone! Here’s another Falsettos fic for you featuring MORE AMAZING COVER ART BY MY GF @cloudys-serendipity GOOD GOD LOOK AT IT IT’S SO GOOD OMFG!!!!!! UGH I’M DYING IT’S SO GOOD-

Anyways, here’s the fic! Enjoy!

Trina couldn’t see any of them. She was in the next room over, so she could only assume what the scene looked like through their voices. They’d been just making casual talk, leaving her out as per usual. Jason hadn’t said a word until moments ago.

“Dad?” He asked, somewhere close to the wall.

“Yes?” Marvin answered first. Of course he did, he always thought he was entitled to everything first. Or, maybe it was just because he was Jason’s biological father. That made more sense.

“Nono, other dad!” Jason had moved somewhere in the room, away from the wall. Mendel was the next to answer.

“Yes, son?” She could almost see him batting his eyelashes, like a cartoon character trying to charm somebody. She imagined him in a cartoony style, slightly smiling at the image. She pictured Jason with a confused and disgusted look, Marvin looking equally grossed out, and maybe Whizzer in the back, laughing. No, he didn’t deserve to be happy. Did he? No, he turned Marvin against her, pretty much ruined everything. Nono, he didn’t deserve to laugh. But he would anyways, wouldn’t he? He was so fucking immature...they all were. All of them. Trina gripped her hair, tugging it slightly. It felt like she was going insane....

March, March, March of the Falsettos~

Who is man enough to March to March of the Falsettos~

She did her best to make them look as silly as possible. Propeller hats, shorts, funny masks, all in a dark room. And they were singing, for no particular reason. Maybe that made it more humiliating in her head. They walked around in a weird fashion, singing in overly high voices.

“C’mere!” Whizzer motioned for the rest to follow him. She could see them dancing around in their outfits, the thought making her mouth hint at a smile.

“One foot following the other, teach it to your brother, make him march, march, march of the falsettos, march of the falsettos…” All four blew raspberries with their tongues. A loud noise came from the room over, which distracted her slightly, but she didn’t pay it too much mind and got right back to her fantasy.

“March a little bit, march a little bit, march a little bit on!”  They walked around with their hands behind their backs, almost looking as if they were prancing.

“Four men swaying in phosphorescence, keep replaying their adolescence!”   They walked together sideways as a group, messing with one another as they went, pushing and shoving.

“Four men marching but never mincing! Four men marching is so convincing!”

“It’s a goddamn surety, we’re lacking in maturity!”

Marvin grabbed Mendel by his sides, causing him to flinch.

“Stop it, stop it!” Mendel whined, giggling all the while. Whizzer smirked, scooping Jason up in his arms. He took a deep breath and blew quick, rapid fire raspberries on Jason’s torso. The boy shrieked loudly, giggling loudly and in a lot higher pitch. Marvin, meanwhile, had yet to let go of Mendel’s sides, both giggling in dorky voices.

“Help! HEHEHEHehehelp!” Jason cried, grabbing at Marvin’s head. He only ended up grabbing his propeller hat off his head. Marvin went by squeezing mendel’s sides for a few moments before he noticed it was gone. He felt of his head and his expression turned sour.

“Who has my hat?!” He demanded, which was hilarious sounding in his high voice. Jason hopped down from Whizzer’s arms and put the hat in his hands. Marvin turned around, cracking his knuckles.

“Why you little!” Marvin ran and grabbed at Whizzer’s wrists, but missed after Mendel snatched the hat in his own hands. Mendel threw the hat to Jason as he ran by, chuckling deviously. Jason stared down at the hat in his hand and hid it behind his back as his father approached.

“Did you steal my hat?” He asked. Jason shook his head, smiling nervously. Marvin raised an eyebrow, tilting his body to try and see behind Jason, but the boy only mimicked him to shield what was behind him. Marvin tried the other side but the same thing happened. Whizzer snuck up behind him, tiptoeing slowly. He yanked the hat out of his hands and into the open where Marvin could see.

“Ah ha! So you stole my hat!” Jason covered his eyes, shaking. But soon he heard Whizzer’s laugh from behind him. He uncovered his face to see Marvin scratching at Whizzer’s torso. Whizzer put his hand on his chest in shock and offense at such a notion, but it didn’t last long, since instinct took over and his arms went down.

“Coochi coo! Gimme my hat!” He mixed soft, playful cooing with yelling demands, making for confusing, but hilarious sentences. Jason backed away from the scene, thinking he’d gotten away from it all. Until he backed into Mendel. He picked Jason up and flipped him upside down, holding him by his ankles. Jason tugged at his feet, silently begging for mercy by holding his hands, pulling his best puppy eyes. Mendel shook his head, tossing Jason’s shoe and sock away. He seemingly spawned a feather out of nowhere, slowly dragging it down his sole. Jason yelled loudly, laughing quite loudly for a child.

Marvin, meanwhile, was still trying to figure out where his hat had gone. It was just behind him, but he believed that Whizzer had it still.

“Give me my hat!” He demanded, scribbling quickly across Whizzer’s upper back. Whizzer desperately pointed at his hat on the ground, but Marvin refused to believe it.

“Nope! Not there! Give it to me! C’mon, cutie, coochi coo! Tickle tickle tickle!” He cooed, hugging up against his back to play around with his ears. Whizzer was lost in his laughter, too much to be able to respond.

Mendel eventually decided to let Jason go, but under one condition. He was to only target Marvin from now on, and if he disobeyed, the tickles would be much, much worse. Jason dragged his feet and Mendel tugged him towards Marvin and Whizzer. Mendel paused as he saw how hesitant Jason was. He tapped his chin, thinking, then suddenly snapped his fingers. He leaned down and whispered his plan, Jason nodding in agreement. They kneeled on either side of Marvin and leaned into him.

“Awww, what a tickawish wittle boy!” Mendel cooed. Marvin winced, his face flushing.

“So tickawish and small, so helpless!” Jason chimed in. Marvin let go of Whizzer and covered his ears.

“No! No, no, no!” He whined, stomping the ground. Mendel covered his mouth as he giggled at Marvin’s fit. Whizzer sat up, stars swirling around his head like he’d fallen down. Marvin off and jumped onto a block, as if trying to hide up it. Whizzer crawled after him, Mendel and Jason simply walking. Jason and Mendel sat on either side while Whizzer sat in front of the block. Trina suddenly pictured herself walking in this dirranged landscape.

“Uh oh!”

Trina’s eyes fluttered open. Was that a dream? Did she even fall asleep? She rubbed her head and stood up, peeking into the next room. Marvin, Jason, Mendel and Whizzer were all in a tangled pile on the floor, messy hair and shirts wrinkled. They all faced the doorway, faces either paling or blushing as they saw her.

“Uh oh.”

[suguruverse]

— BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH THE INARIZAKI TRIO

includes - miya atsumu, suna rintarou, miya osamu

a/n - hi this is my dream friendships pls i love all of them. i hope you enjoy this one lovelies!! <3 also fem reader

- they will literally at any time tackle you to the floor just because <3

- making fun of atsumu for his pre-serve hand gesture thingy (✊🏻 that one yk what i mean?)

- they actually love you a lot and show it by teasing you all the time

- but they’re the only ones who can be mean to you, if anyone else tries to be mean to u, u can bet ur ass that atsumu and osamu are bashing them up while suna records it

- calls you the most annoying and weirdest nicknames like my sweet little honey munchkin or my cutie patootie

- platonic babes, baby and i love you’s

- cuddle piles whenever someone is sad

- will save you from a creepy person talking to you but will make fun of you for it

- surprisingly protective over you

- they swear on their lives that they have man radar for suspicious guys near the area

- even if your talking to a classmate, they’ll start insulting him to the grave bc they’re talking away precious time for the trio to spend w u

- samu and tsumu simultaneously threw their backpacks at a creep who was bothering you

- you slapped a guy one time and they truly felt like proud parents

- suna: *recorded the whole thing*

- atsumu: that’s ma girl 😩

- osamu: laughing at the guy

- suna has a private story for whenever you, atsumu and osamu do stupid things

- i’m sorry but yes u get attacked by their fan girls

- especially atsumus, bc they’re so ruthless and for no reason

- you get love letters like every other day for you to give to them

- you get slut-shamed a lot from jealous bitches but you just ignore them like the bad bitch you are 😌

- 65% of the time they are the biggest hype men or 35% they are insulting you and say they’re ‘keeping u humble’

- making fun of atsumu hours bc he’s the least fav in the group haha jk

a conversation that happened one time before a party:

you: hey sexys is this okay for the party? *sends pic of outfit*

osamu: lol i think i just heard tsumu scream

suna: okay maam step on me lol 💦

you: ugh what a babe thank you rinnie <3

osamu: woah can i get a babe and a heart too

you: anything for my fav baby <3

atsumu: what about me?

suna: no tf what about you??? 😹😹 yes he uses cat emojis

you: yeah ikr perish lol

osamu: tsumu ik i just heard ur heart break huh

osamu: wait i think he’s crying

you: sorry b..babes <3

atsumu: i think i just started floating

suna: *sends pic of outfit*

you: AHAHAHKSNSJSNEKDK RIN BABY U LOOK DELISH

suna: omg STAWP before i kiss you on the mouth

osamu: lol y/n and suna catching feelings caught in 4K

okay end of convo

- anyways

- pretending to be their gf when their fan girls get out of hand

- yes suna has a photos of you doing the most embarrassing shit

- he says he’s gonna delete it but never does. 🤡

- most of the information they know about makeup or periods and anything like that comes from you

- you: *explaining women struggles*

- them: i’m sorry for ever breathing the same air as you

- suna and osamu lets you do their makeup and hair

- atsumu likes to try do yours instead

- suna stole ur eyeliner 💔

- loving osamu the most for making the best onigiri and he brings you some everyday bc he knows you forget to eat sometimes

- atsumu tried to take ur onigiri one time and you punched him hehe

- weekly movie nights that they hate but still come bc they enjoy spending time w u

- lol forehead kisses

- at lunch they know that you get nervous whenever they randomly disappear without u so if you need to go somewhere, they’re right behind u

- will flop on top of you to see if you can carry them

- they randomly bite you

- shit talkers ‼️

- texts the gc at like 2am asking for homework answers

- pinches your cheeks so hard until they’re red to get ur attention

- slapping atsumu when he keeps staying back super late practicing

- going to each game to support them

- stupid pranks with each other

- they literally don’t know what to do when you cry so they just awkwardly pat ur back and feed you food

- they get sentimental when they’re tired so you’ll probably get a whole paragraph saying how much they appreciate you in the middle of the night

- no one understands ur relationship bc one moment ur flirting and the next ur punching them and calling them a piece of shit

- you and suna call till ungodly hours into the night

- when atsumu is practicing late, osamu rants about how much he hates atsumu and how he can’t believe he has the same face as someone so idiotic

[gremlin-gus-archive]

Rules: Tag ten of your followers that you want to know better!

Tagged by: @sewn-cutie Tagging: Anybody who hasn’t done it yet? I’m a little late, as usual. 

Name: Gremlin Gus Nickname: Gus, Chief Zodiac sign: Unknown; probably Scorpio. I stole borrowed @collectorcopernicus headcanon that Gremlins don’t keep track of birthdays, so all Gus can really say about his is that it’s sometime in autumn. Gender: Male Favorite color: Doesn’t have one Average hours of sleep: Somewhere between 5-7 Last thing you googled: If he had access to Google, it would probably be something like recipes or DIY projects Height: 2′0″

(And behind the character…)

Name: Elizabeth Nickname: Liz, Gyro Zodiac sign: Leo Gender: Female Favorite color: Deep green Average hours of sleep: 7-8 Last thing you googled: “Map of Canadian provinces”. I was trying to figure out where British Columbia was in relation to Ontario, because I was reading a chapter for Earth Science that mentioned Mt. Garibaldi and Mt. Silverthrone (which were the two things I looked up before that) and wanted to make sure my gf was safe from volcanoes. I’m a dork lol. Height: 5′3″