#he still looks 11 but he's in freaking samurai armor

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Legion Chapter 23 “Morning After”-Thoughts – SPOILERS!!!

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Hello, my Snoopies!!!  😁 

(Although I would like to think of myself as more of a Garfield than a Snoopy, lol, but I digress! 🤣 )

1)  Wow -- Kerry pretty much used her metaphorical samurai sword to sever this viewer’s metaphorical jugular right off the bat with her lamenting “I miss having fun!”  The S1 Summerland Gang literally against the world? heck yeah -- so do I, Ker! so do I!

2) Nice to see that Syd is finally softening at least slightly where David is concerned, noting that falling in love is “worth it” and that he’s “unstable” but “has powers” and is “magic.”  Well, hey, you gotta start somewhere!  Also, considering how badly Syd’s encounter with “Syd-from-the-Past” ended, perhaps she’ll look back at her Chapter 19 “Maybe I trust myself more”-jab at David and her unswerving faith in her future self with extreme regret and reshape her position before causing any more irreparable damage to David’s psyche...and, by default, literally the world!!!

3)  Okay, so keeping track of whether Farouk is a “good guy” or a “bad guy”:  We’ve reached the halfway-mark of the season, and we’re literally two-for-two, where Chapters 21 and 22 have him as a classic slimy baddie and Chapters 20 and 23 have him as a “not-quite-that-bad guy.”  Nope, not a hero -- Sorry, Amahl, I don’t give a flip what you say!  You’re 2,000 years old, so you should know a lot better, and you should have a few cultures and such under your belt by now!  That’s the break I’m giving David and not you -- he is, as you pointed out in Chapter 11, young and inexperienced, and while I’m still hoping he’ll get a point in the right direction eventually, he’s flailing about, hence my constant passes with him.  That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it!

4)  That being said, okay, we have the whole “corrupting power”-thing, which does kind of bug me a little.  As with Chapters 7 and 15, it was ultimately David who finally defeated the time eaters once and for all, the most awesome (imo, anyway) moment being his utilizing his multiple personalities to get the job done.  I like his efficiency here and, while on the one hand feel he deserves at least a little credit for solving a problem he intentionally or otherwise created, on the other, I really wish he could do it without completely succumbing to corruption and making such declarations as “I am God!”  (Can we please remember that, at least to a degree, this seed was planted by Farouk himself in Chapter 10 -- “bigger than Jesus” -- and perhaps even earlier?  One of the many reasons that Farouk will never be a hero at his absolute best as far as I’m concerned.  And oh yeah, that other problem that David has? using his powers to literally create his own reality? another seed planted by Farouk via Chapters 10 and 14 -- ‘nuff said.)  Speaking for myself and perhaps others, I do like to root for my protagonists, and part of the battle is not only defeating the baddies but defeating personal demons in the process.  (The climax of Return of the Jedi with Luke, Darth, and the Emperor comes to mind as an example of this.)  David does just fine with the former, but I’m still hoping he’ll find someone who can help him learn the latter somehow.  (Just pleeeeeeze anyone but Farouk, unless he actually apologizes for that whole “Bigger than Jesus” thing and the whole Amy-thing from Chapter 13!!! but I’m not holding my breath!)

5)  So if I understand this correctly, the time eaters have the capability of feeding on fears, at least where David and Syd are concerned.  And what I learned is that, in a twisted fashion (true to the nature of this show, lol), they essentially share the same fear:  Being overpowered and losing control, physically and sexually in Syd’s case, literal incarceration in David’s.  (Yeah, D3 -- way to go with that S2 Finale “trial” for the upteenth time, especially since a nice chunk of his life has already been spent in incarceration of one form or another, but I digress!)  With regard to the latter, we did learn a thing or two about his maternal side, that he comes from a family of gypsies, among other things.  (With that in mind, that really had to hurt poor Gabs!)  We also saw that Gabrielle has accepted the idea of being crazy and/or incarceration and he has a ways to go; cannot say enough about what DS did with this scene as an actor, sorry not sorry.  (Thinking back to Chapter 22, after seeing Gabs in her cell in a striped ensemble and head covering, should I be concerned that she’s dressed Baby Davey in a similar fashion and placed him in a barred crib, or am I overthinking this yet again?  I know how Noah loves his “See what I did there?”-visuals.)  Also, as a viewer, with regards to the opening, loved the idea of his mother singing to him as a baby and passing on her heritage in that fashion.  No wonder he was noticeably irate at Lenny for yanking him out of that moment  -- I’d be a little hacked myself!

6)  Giving the benefit of the doubt, I also think that both David and Syd are in extreme denial of their frailties:  If David is clearly in denial and refuses to accept being hurt and/or acknowledging his mental issues (and yes, I can see that), then Syd is in denial over the idea of her pain being armor and making her invincible, as she oh-so-confidently declared to him in her Chapter 12 igloo.  (Then again, this was pre-Chapter 13 for David and pre-Chapter 19 for Syd, so as far as either was concerned, all was well psychologically and emotionally, and neither had faced any major tests.  I’d rather not talk just yet as to how either is passing said test thus far, tbh!)  I dunno, maybe the idea is that, yeah, she wants to protect herself.  Like David, however, she is literally her own worst enemy in that she does want and crave that intimacy and vulnerability, hence the reason she finally opens up to that literal embrace of her younger self.  I guess I don’t mind seeing that, but if I’m supposed to root for David to finally accept his frailties and consequences and for once be honest with himself, then I would like Syd to be honest with herself rather than to justify her own bad behavior for the upteenth time.  Otherwise, neither will be worth a darn by curtain’s fall!  I said it before, and I’ll say it again:  If we’re expecting David to do this, we should bear in mind that he has had a lot of poor examples to follow, so we shouldn’t be so terribly shocked at his lack of a sense of responsibility when he’s surrounded by so many excusing and justifying their own positions, including self-proclaimed parasitical “father figure.”  I’m just sayin’...

7)  If someone says “Love means giving him the power to hurt you,” I swear I’ll lose what crap I have yet to lose thus far!  OTOH, if the person in question just happens to be Farouk, that might be kind of fun shade to throw in a certain direction! 😈

8)  The more I think of it, the more I feel the need to devote yet another paragraph to David vs. the Time Eaters, because imo, while decidedly imperfect (as noted in 4), it was so emotionally and ironically satisfying.  I found myself mentally cheering the same way I did when he broke out of his mental prison in Chapter 7 and splattered the “demon-chicken” in Chapter 15, and for the same reason:  Something finally was accomplished!!! Megalomania and twisted motives aside, if this action doesn’t make him a hero per se, it at least makes him an antihero, and hey, he did find a way of solving his own problem, which provides a sort of hope that perhaps he could eventually figure things out on a more personal scale one way or another with the proper guide.  The issue I’m having here is that both Syd and SK see themselves as “heroes,” and if they are indeed...um, hello, did either do anything to proactively stop the problem? heck no -- SK is like, “Yeah, I know what’s going on, but whatever, we’re just gonna have to wait it out” (hey, D3 -- did you sign this creep up just to “wait it out”? seriously!) and led Clark and Kerry to that In-Between place or whatever for whatever reason (these scenes got even older than Farouk himself!) while Syd just got drunk and wallowed in her own victimhood, a la Chapter 16.  (Okay, fine, you’re still struggling with that, and you’re not quite sure how to handle that whole Time Warp Crisis thing, but instead of trying to figure the latter out on your own and be the hero as which you see yourself, yeah, look up your younger self and tie one one on board a nice luxury jet.  Meanwhile, your ex is in a freaking gulag, by his own making or otherwise, and I‘m sure he would have loved a sip or two of his own blue joy juice!)   But in a sense, David took a type of responsibility, ultimately rejecting the visions of imprisonment and finding a way to finally defeat the Time Eaters and solve the freaking problem!!!  Just my take on it, at least -- actions speak louder than words and all that jazz. 

9)  Giving credit where it’s due, Lenny deserves a shout-out for lighting the burr under David’s saddle to take some action and solve the time-eating problem.

Anyway, just a few thoughts.

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The Good, the Bad, and the IDK How to Feel About That of: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) Part 2

Good: TURTLE TOTS

Good: Little Mikey is adorable

Bad: DID SPLINTER LEARN HOW TO READ JAPANESE TO READ THAT BOOK BECAUSE THE INTRUCTIONS ARE IN JAPANESE

Good: I love seeing the little turtles learning how to use their weapons

Good: Little Donnie is already modifying his bo and it’s adorable.

Good: So Raph knows how to carve wood as well??? Between his knitting and woodcarving, and Donnie’s computer skills, they could honestly bring in some money for their family, like set Raph up with an Etsy and Donnie could do IT or whitehat hacking, and they’d be good.

Good: Little Leo still learning how to use the katanas with the pizza bit

Good: Donnie, squinting because he can’t see a thing without his glasses, me too

IDK: Leo, did you really think that guardian spirits were real?

Bad: Mikey, did you ever even ASK April if she wanted to be your girlfriend???

IDK: I want to know how Splinter got the turtle pins and the turtle medallion. Amazon?

Good: I like how Donnie has a security system set up to let them know when people are getting close to their home, that’s some good thinking.

Good: Mikey when he’s fighting those soldiers, he’s hilarious and great

Bad: Raph, is this really time to be arguing leadership?

Bad: Why is it they’re only after the turtles and not Splinter as well? He was injected with the mutagen as well.

Good: I love the tech in Shredder’s armor, like magnetic blades that return on command? Awesome

Good: Donnie’s bo skills (I am jealous.)

Good: I love how Leo, Donnie, and Mikey are just absolutely desperate to get through the gate, like they’re watching their dad get hurt and they want so much to help him. It’s so emotional and I love it.

Good: I haven’t commented on Donnie’s tech pack yet. I love it and I want to know what it does.

Good: The scene where Leo, Donnie, and Mikey are being walked into the truck while being electrocuted with cattle prods makes me pissed at the Foot Clan because HOW DARE THEY HURT THESE TURTLES, so A+ on making me feel emotions.

Good: Raph being alive (I know they wouldn’t actually kill him but still)

Good: Splinter being alive (Him I’m afraid they would actually kill)

Bad: “…we will drain every last drop of their blood to get it [mutagen], even if it kills them” Um, draining every last drop of blood from somebody WILL kill them, wasn’t this guy a scientist at some point?

Good: The little ceramic turtle that Vern has on his kitchen counter

Good: Raph popping out of the back to end this awkward conversation and dramatically proving his existence.

Good: “How did he get in the back” He’s a ninja, Vern, they can do sneaky stuff like that

Good: “And we were going to use rabbits!” Teenage Mutant Ninja Rabbits…doesn’t have the same ring, lol

IDK: Rip random Foot Soldier #27

Good: The other scientists in the background looking at the dying Foot Soldier on the floor and being like “I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR THIS, HE JUST STRAIGHT UP MURDERED THAT GUY”

Good: “The fourth cage is for you.” Proceeds to break out the huge freaking knives like he’s planning to murder someone

Good: “Four total turtles and one’s fighting a robot samurai…why not?” Lol, me too.

Bad: If Raph, who was able to build up momentum, was unable to break the glass, how were his brothers, who were starting from basically standing, able to break the glass?

Good: The entire adrenaline bit, from “I feel like cleaning!”, to tripping over the edge, to rambling at a million miles an hour, to Mikey spinning in circles, is amazing

Bad: Donnie’s “oh my gosh, they have guns” thing because they had guns before, now they have live ammo instead of tranq darts. (I’m sorry Donnie)

Bad: Raph’s slow-motion yelling as he launches the bullets back thing. Just no.

IDK: Leo just isn’t having a good day is he? He just keeps getting electrocuted

IDK: OK I WANT TO LOVE HOW DONNIE’S HYPED ABOUT THE WHOLE LAUNCHING THE CAR THING BECAUSE THAT’S ADORABLE, BUT AT THE SAME TIME IT’S THE STEREOTYPICAL NERD SNORT THING SO I REALLY DON’T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT IT

Bad: Vern staring at April’s butt as she leans out the car

Good: I really love the turtles using their shells as sleds thing, it’s pretty cool

Good: Them sliding around the sewers, it honestly looks awesome

Good: Instead of the elevator, it’s a bunch of Foot Soldiers

Good: “Not the elevator” “Nope” Lol

Good: I love the elevator bit, they’re teenagers who have had a really rough day nearly dying and still have to go fight a samurai in order to save the city, and are probably freaking exhausted, so they just start beat-boxing in the elevator while they wait because they need some form of stress relief before they go fight the main bad guy. It helps remind you that while they may have ninja training and all that, they’re still freaking teenagers.

Bad: If you watch the lights on the elevator buttons it says that they were only at the 34th floor when they get to the roof. Details, details.

Good: Mikey finally said cowabunga!

Bad: I thought Splinter said he saw April’s dad take her last breath and he never mentioned that Sacks straight up MURDERED APRIL’S FATHER, like I know it’s for shock value but come on

Good: Lol, it’s because Shredder’s got a bucket head

Bad: Ok, I get that Raph’s interrupting Donnie’s question was to signify how he’s respecting Leo’s role as leader, but honestly the whole “oh hey we’re fighting this guy but let’s play buck-buck” thing needs clarification, which is why Donnie was questioning what’s going on. Sometimes you just need some clarification.

Good: The slow-motion “using the game that we played as kids to defeat the bad guy” scene is awesome

Bad: …people still use Command Line interfaces, it’s what you use when you don’t have a GUI set up. (That’s my understanding at least, I’m still learning. We use a Command Line Interface in my programming class.)

Good: How hyped Donnie is that he managed to stop the toxin dispersal.

Bad: THERE’S BEEN DEBRIS FALLING FROM THIS TOWER FOR AT LEAST 5 MINUTES AND THERE WAS A COP ON SCENCE, WHY HAVEN’T PEOPLE BEEN CLEARED AWAY???

Bad: April SO fell farther than that, don’t lie to me like that

Good: I love Raph’s confession bit. It’s very heart-felt and I feel like a very valid set of reasons for why he always has that angry exterior. (also rip if Leo had anything he wanted to say, lol)

Good: The “heroes in a half-shell, turtle power” car horn,lol

Good: Donnie’s so proud of himself for how he tricked out the van

Bad: The end credits bit where Raph and Mikey hide on the Victoria’s Secret billboard. It’s so unnecessary and I hate it.

Good: I like the comic book style art they did for the end credits.

Alright, there was a lot of good, a lot of bad, and some IDKs in there. We got 73 goods, 35 bads, and 11 IDKs, giving us 61.34% Good, 29.41% Bad, and 9.24% IDK. All-in-all, I like this movie (even if there’s not enough Donnie in it, but I’m biased because he’s my favorite.), I wish they had not taken so long to show the turtles, but overall it’s a pretty decent origin story movie with lots of great little moments.

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Watching SU for the first time: Season 1 ep7, ep 9~26

(I found it a bit of a bother to write a separate post for every single 11-minute episode, so here’s the first half of Season 1 in general, ep 7 to ep 26. Episode titles will be written in bold italic.)

Bubble Buddies

-Hamster ball?  HAMSTER BALL

-That Onion kid is kinda creepy.

Tiger Millionaire

-Overall a weird episode. That and cute Pearl

Steven’s Lion

-Hey I’ve seen that lion before, isn’t he like a constant character or something?

Arcade Mania

-”Humans find such fascinating ways to waste their time.” ... yep.

-SHE PUNCHED THE FLIPPING MACHINE

-uhhhhhhhhhhhh....  “shake the meat” yeeeeeeeeaaaahhhhh... uhhhhhhhhhh..... uhhhh

-”I’m not crashing into anything!”  Pearl get a driver’s license already if you haven’t got one

-FREAKING AMETHYST CRACKS ME UP EVERY TIME

-”Silver dollar? Useless!”  ...wow.

-Pearl could be a flipping Jedi

-Holy shit Gernet’s addicted XD

-I mean Garnet

-Why do I keep typing Gernet

-Okay, yes and no, she’s hypnotized.

-What are you doing Sapphire

-Or is it Ruby?

Giant Woman

-So has Opal happened before or what?

-That was a rather good song with really stupid lyrics. Steven, stop being so dramatic.

-R.I.P. goat.

-FUCKING AMETHYST PFBHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-R.I.P. Steven.

-Holy shit??

-WHAT THE F

-OH

-I THOUGHT THOSE WERE THE HANDS OF THE DECEASED

-Spear + whip = bow. Sounds legit.

-Why is Garnet’s hair on smoking

-bug is cute

-stevonnie SPOILERS

So Many Birthdays

-Man, Pearl’s hairstyle was weird back then.

-Garnet would be very good at poker

-What

-THE FUCKING FACES

-FUCKING KAZOOS

-”I think this is why aging makes humans die”

-Please don’t tell me this is how Americans celebrate birthdays

-Onion’s not very innocent (I KNEW IT)

-What even happened

-Did he fucking magically age

-People don’t age that much in 2 hours Pearl

-but what if, one day, Steven really grows old, in like 80 years, and then they really have to tell him goodbye

-So if he feels dead inside would he look like a corpse?

-what the fuck.legs

Lars and the Cool Kids

-Pearl’s police tape killed me.

Onion Trade

-”I lost something -something precious!”  “Your innocence?”

-(whispers evilly) “Thank you”

-I knew Onion was evil. That kid id so creepy.

-STEVEN HOW THE HELL CAN YOU APPROACH A DEMON JUNIOR INCARNATE WITH SUCH A STRAIGHT FACE

-holy shit what is that kid gonna do now

-yep. never trust a kid with no ears and a blank HORRIFYING stare.

-(Idk maybe Steven had to have the Ranger Guy in his possession before he could replicate it)

-holy shit he’s so fucking evil. Steven. Watch out for him. He has a blank terrifying stare. yep. HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE memories.

Steven the Sword Fighter

-Is that Samurai flipping Japanese Darth Maul, with the doubleblade thing.

-Pearl’s hologram animation is somewhat disturbing

-Pearl: *edge mode activate*

-”It’s about waiting carefully for the perfect moment to THRUST”

-HOLY SHIT

-DID SHE GET F-CKING STABBED

-Welp I guess that’s Steven’s innocence lost... or at least some of it anyway

-WE’RE SUPER LUCKY SHE’S NOT HUMAN OR THE SHOW WOULD HAVE GONE UP TO PG15 IN A BLINK

-DID SHE DIEDEDEDED

-So how is the hologram still effective  And how does Amethyst ride on a cloud

-THEY PUT A F-CKING BLANKET OVER THE F-CKING HOLOGRAM  Also, Pearl’s probably gonna go blind if you keep her under the lamp like that.

-the fuck did Amethyst eat  inflation fetish bait

-HOW TF DID SHE SLICE A TREE WITH A BALLOON

-THAT’S SOME WEEPING ANGELS SHIT RIGHT THERE MAN

-STEVEN THAT’S A F-CKING PROGRAM YOU CAN’T ARGUE WITH A ROBOT

-Her clothes changed.

Lion 2: The Movie

-”All Ages” yeah right - DID HE JUST SHIT A MISSILE

-Amethyst just being dramatic

-Okay so there have been a lot of ‘magic gem places’ and the crystal gems have been collecting a lot of those other gems things throughout the episodes. Maybe it leads up to something?

-It was what Connie said, wasn’t it.

-ARMOR DOESN’T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH PEEING WHAT EVEN

-Yep, he’s gonna see explosions all right.

Beach party

-Is that a giant puffer fish

-Ouch.

-Don’t do it STeven

-I thought their outfits were kinda... part of their bodies or something. Yep they could transform their clothing as part of themselves

-Is that black dude’s name Kofi, because I know a friend of my aunt’s from Ghana whose name is also Kofi (Or was it two f’s?)

-Holy shit that escalated fast

-Pearl’s had it in for Amethyst

-Dafuq did they blow it up

Rose’s Room

-Mythril’s from LOTR... Wait no, that one’s spelled with an I.

-That’s golf Pokemon.

-Holy crap that’s creepy

-DONUT HAT

-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH FRYBO *nightmarish flashbacks*

-IT’S A TIME LOOP

-Rose Quartz was messed up, man.

-OMFG I PAUSED AT THE PERFECT MOMENT

Coach Steven

-WTF AMETHYST

-FUCKING AMETHYST

-PEARL CENSORSHIP ACTIVATED

-They woud totally rock a rave party

-HOLY SHIT THAT’S GIGANTIC

-”No way! This is awesome!”  Yeah, if you like getting flattened by falling debris.

-Welp I can do like two or three pushups

-SHE’S SINGING

-”Not because I’m--” what? Jealous? C’mon, just let him be.

-HOW DO YOU EVEN JUMP ROPE LIKE THAT

-uh oh. oh shit.

-Amethyst has anger issues man.

-And maybe Garnet too.

-wait wait wait wait I think Garnet’s like 8 feet tall and Amethyst like 4? 5? SO HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY FORMING A 100 FEET MONSTROSITY TOGETHER THAT DOESN’T ADD UP

Joking Victim

-How the hell are Lars’s clothes not wet

-WHOA DID SOMEONE SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST

-I bet that music video is like an hour long. I’m dying

-But don’t you have to be the manager/boss to fire someone? Is the blond girl in charge of things?

-Steven’s running animation was way too fast.

-THAT’S NOT HOW ANYTHING WORKS

-LOGIC

-And Amethyst eats the lot without blinking an eye.

-DID HE JUST SAY “YOU DICK BAG”

Steven and the Stevens

-This is the episode in which he numbers his clones like Dipper Pines did, right?

-Reminds me of the hourglass room in the Ministry of Magic.

-Speaking of Harry Potter, why does Pearl’s wet hair make her look like pink Snape

-But isn’t that basically like the artifact in the pilot episode

-Attack of the Clones

-Good job Steven, you’ve traumatized yourself.

-I play the violin and I assure you, if the tune stayed true to the animation, all we’d be hearing is one stretched-out violin chord/tone over and over again. And Amethyst’s drum lines would sound a lot simpler, according to the animation.

-”...by watching myself die”

Monster Buddies

-So that’s what happens to the bubbled objects.

-Is that a Pokeball?

-Nah.

-awwww

Hail Satan

-I think Garnet traumatized the centipeedle? Either that or it sensed danger in that water.

-R.I.P. Centipeedle.

An Indirect Kiss

-Ow.

-Manipulative Connie is manipulative.

-I’m not gonna get any worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (reversed speech)

-WHY IS AMETHYST SPEAKING IN REVERSE

-I SHOULDN’T BE LAUGHING

-Pearl, you have issues.

-Is Rose Quartz some sort of phoenix.

-WHAT THE CRAP

*cries* “Keep going.” And that’s what it feels like to be a Whovian.

-SHE’S LITERALLY CRYING A MOUNTAIN

-I SHOULDN’T BE LAUGHING X2

-HEALING SPIT

-I SHOULDN’T BE LAUGHING X3

Mirror Gem

-I heard stuff gets a bit more serious after ep 26... *braces self*

- STEVEN YOU TRIGGERED PEARL

-Eh, i don't know, it's cracked, it looks broken to me.

-Pearl has OCD?

-Was Lars gonna say 'you little shit' KIDS' SHOW

-"Go get run over somewhere else" PFFFFT

-A SENTIENT MIRROR?!

-Pearl's OCD has been activated.

-O SHIT (that kinda reminda me of when Pearl smacked off Sugilite's goggles)

-#TRIGGERED

-Wait wait wait I think I read in a Wiki that this episode has Lapis Lazuli in it... what if she's locked in there and is sending messages like Tom Riddle’s diary did in HP or something

-"LET ME OUT"

-WHAT'S WITH THE WATER

-I TOLD YOU. I FUCKING TOLD YOU

-I admit that I don't know my geology but what does lapis lazuli have to do with water except being blue

-why is her eyes glazed over

-IS SHE MOSES

-WHAT THE FLIP

-WELL WHAT AN EXCELLENT WAY TO END AN EPISODE

Ocean gem

- Grounding's basically not being able to leave the house, right?

-What

-DID LAPIS TAKE AWAY THE WATER

-Wait if her gem is still damaged, does she have... Problems?

-Oh.

-Jesus, Garnet nust really hate that song.

-SO THAT'S WHERE THE ROLLING GARNET GIF COMES FROM

-See, I told you Pearl could drive really well.

-I TOLD YOU ALL THOSE GEMS WERE LEADING UP TO SOMETHING

-"She said stuff."

-OH SHIT'S GOING DOWN

-Pearl's like oh shit

-But you can't breathe in space...

-Well, at least he didn't directly lick it.

-And I was right about that cracked gem leading to problems, see, the eyes aren't glossed over now. And apparently she has water wings.

-And she just flies off into space, just like that?

-Aren't oceans supposed to be deeper?

-Why do I have a feeling that Lapis is going to be a connection between Steven's lot and Homeworld?