#he spilt some milk on the floor while making the toastie
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Peter: I think I've been doing great recently!
Tony: You have 2 stab wounds!
Peter: but yesterday I had 4! This is an improvement!
#you're doing great sweetie#and only 1 of the stabs was from fighting.#the other was when he wanted to make a cheese toastie in the middle of the night#he spilt some milk on the floor while making the toastie#then he slipped#and stabbed his stomach#more room for cheese now tho#peter parker#tony stark#spiderman#marvel#ironman#irondad#spiderson#marvel cinematic universe#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect mcu#marvel incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#mcu#incorrect peter parker
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