#he shut everybody up 😎

[agentstarkid]

formula2 DUERKSEN WINS THE FIRST F2 RACE OF 2025!!! 🙌

And it's back-to-back victories for the Paraguayan driver, who took victory in our 2024 season finale! 😅👏

[luna0713hunter]

I'm in love with your fics.

Do you have a Masterlist somewhere? 😎

Also, could I request something about Shanks x reader? Maybe a fight (with swords and everything) where Shanks save/protects reader and then full fluff at the aftermath? 💖 Shanks is my everything! 💕💕💕💕

Thank youuu!

Author's note : awww thank you! And yes!!!i just updates my master list!!its in my pinned message,and you can also search "masterlist"!! So understandable,Shanks is one of my favorites as well :))) i hope you like it!!enjoy~

Take my breath away

Shanks x reader

Warnings : none really, typical fighting and slight injuries,mention of Shank's lost arm,fluff fluff fluff,and ofc hurt/comfort ,pet names

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When your back hits the ground,hard,you wonder how things ended up like this.

It was a typical day;the morning starting out when Benn spotted the land,then all of you going to the market to restore food and drinks (mostly booz) and any weapons needed.

It was a typical,calm day. Until it wasn't.

You were so close to your ship when another crew of pirates attacked you.

That's how you ended up on the ground, groaning as the pirate you were fighting with kicks you in the ribs. The action has you letting out a small yell while trying to get up and fight back,but the next kick to you temple has your eyesight darkening as everything starts to blur.

You dont lose consciousness,but you're close to it. So when you hear a distant shout of your name you think you might be hallucinating. But the arm around your shoulders and almost rough shaking of your body feels very much real.

So you squeeze your eyes shut and let out another pained groan before opening them once again.

Everything is a little fuzzy at the edge,but you manage to finally keep your focus on your savior.

Red hair is the first thing that gets your attention.

"Shanks?"

You internally cringe at how horse your voice sounds.

"Yeah baby girl,its me," the arm around you tightens as Shanks pulls you closer to his chest, "can you keep those pretty eyes open for me, princess?"

Oh, you think,when did you close them?

"It hurts."

"i know, I'm sorry my love."

"I'm sleepy too."

"you can sleep all you want once the medic takes a good look at you." His lips press to your forehead so gently that you close your eyes again. Shanks taps your cheek with his finger and smiles softly when you meet his eyes with your glazed over ones, "dont sleep yet,Baby girl."

You whine and rub your face in his neck,making him chuckle slightly.

"but I'm tiredddd."

"tell you what," his voice is so calming that it eases the pang behind your eyes slightly, "if you manage to stay awake by the time the medic comes, I'll reward you with anything you want."

At the offer,you perk up and look at him with gleaming eyes.

"promise?"

"promise."

So you try your hardest to stay awake,and by the time the medic finishes checking on you and tells you that you can rest,you immediately fall asleep in Shank's arm.

✧

You wake up to fingers carding through your hair and caressing your bruised cheek.

The mere action of opening your eyes take lot of effort,but when you finally do it, you're met with your Captain's concerned gaze.

When Shanks notices your eyes on him,he immediately bends over you and rests his hand on your forehead.

"Angel,baby girl,can you hear me?"

You give him a slight nod and upon opening your mouth to speak,you burst into series of dry coughs. Shanks rushes to pour you a glass of water and after helping you sit up and rest your back against his chest,he helps you drink it.

When your throat is once again working,you rest your head on his shoulder tiredly and look around; you're in your shared room with Shanks,which immediately makes you relax further.

"how's everybody?"

"the guys are fine. You should worry about yourself. You were the most beat up of us all."

You groan and throw your head back, "this is so embarrassing," you mumble, "cant believe i was so careless."

"what're you talking about," Shanks takes hold of your chin and turns your head so he can look at you while raising his brows, "have you perhaps forgotten i came back from a fight single handed?"

You frown, "thats different!!you were fighting a giant sea monster!"

"its not different at all. Its a battle;and getting hurt is absolutely normal." His expression softens as his fingers trace your bandaged cheek, "not that it makes it any easier to see you like this." He gently presses his lips to your forehead and murmurs a soft apology.

"not your fault. Dont ever apologize" You caress his cheek and suddenly give him a devilish grin, "so,i was promised a reward if i recall correctly?"

Shanks chuckles and presses his lips to yours softly.

"anything you want."

And when you laugh and pull him down to kiss him breathless, he's sure he's going to regret promising you that.

[devilsrecreation]

More thoughts on TLG episodes

The Savannah Summit:

First things first, major kudos to Makuu for actually being responsible and caring about what’s best for his float

You really can’t blame Kion and everyone else to be super skeptical about Makuu. I know he changed for the better, but he’s done…a lot since he beat Pua

“but to invite him to the Savannah Summit? With all these other peaceful animals?”—I hate to break it to you, Kion, but just bc an animal is an herbivore doesn’t mean they’re peaceful and friendly. If anything, it means survivor

Crocs at the Summit worked with Pua cuz everybody loves him 😎

“Makuu has more enemies than friends!”—So does Bunga lmao

The song is great. I love how everyone seems annoyed at first but near the end, it’s all 🎶Kumbaya, my lord! 🎶. Except Makuu…dude looks like he’s lowkey regretting his life choices he did NOT ask for a bs song

I’m totally on Makuu’s side. He was genuinely trying to be civil here, especially when it comes to Bupu

At least Beshte was trying to be the mediator cuz he looks at Makuu AND Bupu, Kion was just being kinda speciesist

Shut up, Bupu, you started the whole thing

Vuruga Vuruga saying “buffalo eat whatever we want” is actually pretty accurate. They, like other animals, don’t care. I read that buffalo will occasionally eat insects if it were an option. Even Twiga could sucking on a bone if she wanted to. Seriously, look it up

If Zazu had a nickel for every time a rhino used him as a chair, he’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice (great nod to the OG movie)

Rafiki is such a mood “not the official painting” you old ass gremlin/aff

I remember Athena P criticizing Simba for blaming Kion about ruining the Summit after Makuu understandably leaves and I agree. Wtf Simba he’s 10. Go easy on him, come on 😭

The part that irks me the most is that when Mufasa asks “What has Makuu done to make you think this way?”, Kion says “Nothing, really”. BRO WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘NOTHING REALLY’?! I understand Mufasa meant what Makuu has done today but there are a LOT of things Makuu’s done in the past that Kion should have told his grandpa. In fact, here’s a whole list:

-Taking over Big Springs when he became leader, resulting in all the animals to scatter

-Challenging kids to fight

-Taking over the flood plains

-Trying to eat Basi which would have been just him being a crocodile if not for the fact that the reason is so he wouldn’t have to follow any rules (says so on the wiki)

-TAKING NALA HOSTAGE (seriously did Simba even KNOW about that? Did Nala or Kion bother to tell him?)

-Generally being a dick to animals

Makuu I know you did nothing wrong in this episode, but you can’t blame Kion for acting this way

I’m not placing any blame on Mtoto. He’s a good boy and all he did was tell the guard what he heard and that’s it

Twiga and Vuruga Vuruga coming up with the trap doesn’t surprise me. Cape buffalo are actually really vengeful irl so it makes sense how she wanted to teach Makuu a lesson. They ain’t called “Black Death” or “Widow Maker” for nothing

It’s cool how Makuu took the prank well. Respect.

Wonder how Makuu felt about animals fighting over him lmao?

Let Sleeping Crocs Lie

Once again this episode would be VERY different if my oc Piga was still alive

Kiburi has a right to be mad. I’m not excusing what he does later in the episode but I’d be pissed too if someone woke me up

Okay but Nduli sleeping next to Kiburi is adorable. Adds to my hc how close they are

Serious question: Why exactly can’t the crocs go back to sleep after they’ve been woken up? The obvious answer is bc it drives the plot forward, but is it true in actual crocodiles? I kinda wanna know the scientific reason

Good on Makuu for going the pacifism route. He’d really do anything for his float

Love how Kiburi was like “Yeah yeah, whatever you say” but the second Makuu left, he was like “ANARCHY!”

Idk if any of you caught this, but when Ushari’s like “we reptiles will rule the pridelands under your leadership, right?” Scar actually hesitated before going “sure bud”. That makes me think he was going to betray Ushari the moment he and his army get rid of Simba and the Lion Guard

Crocs really DO need a lot of water, otherwise their lives are on the line. Makuu was really more concerned than upset

“KIBURI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”—Fighting a child, what’s it look like

Side hc: I like to think something similar happened with Pua, Piga, and Kujivunia. Pua saw Piga antagonizing some poor young animal and he was all “Piga! What in the Pridelands do you think you’re doing?” and Kujivunia (who happened to be there), with her typical sarcasm was like “Performing a dance number, Pua 🙄”

There go the skinks again. Njano with his cuteness and Shupavu…doing her best Grinch face

“At least you’ll be close to all your friends!”Awww Beshte trying to be positive 🥺

Kiburi saying “we crocs deserve better!” brings me back to my hc that Kiburi had good intentions (again, until further in the episode), he just went about it the wrong way. He’s almost like an activist in a way. He’s not trying to be selfish, he just wanted a better watering hole. Now going as far as to rule the Pridelands…..yeah too far

The background crocodiles who were like 😦 when Kiburi called for the mashindano are so me. I’m the one going “Ooooooh shit!”

Still not getting over that super gay conversation between Kiburi and Ushari

STILL CAN’T GET OVER HOW KIBURI AND HIS FLOAT LAUGH AAAAA (Neema’s laugh tho)

Nduli looks so derpy I love him

I LOVE HOW SELF-AWARE TAMKA IS WHAT AN ICON

Lmao Nduli just gave up like “Fuck it you win”

Love the parallels of Makuu pinning down Kiburi like he did to Pua

Kiburi, I love you but what the hell did you expect? You literally confessed to like 500 animals about your plan and then you get surprised when Simba and Makuu banish you? What did you think was gonna happen? You got way too cocky, I swear

Saying this again, Tamka and Nduli looked worried/traumatized when they were exiled

“Now you’re calling me a reptile?”—My love, you ARE a reptile. I thought crocodiles were supposed to be smart omg

Kiburi’s actually showing emotion for the first time

OMG JANJA HEY BABY HOW ARE YOU?

Full disclosure: “I have a plan” is mediocre at best. It has nothing on Be Prepared. That being said, I love Kiburi’s “Aiight I’m in” smile

That’s pretty much it. Maybe I’ll do more in the future

[majaloveschris]

That pic is cute but all I can see is when Chris wants to sell something he can, meaning, if people are questioning if his marriage and relationship are real yet we clearly can see he still shows affection to others while unknowingly being filmed, yet he struggles to do that with, the woman with the disappearing ring, when he’s being filmed knowingly and unknowingly, then there’s your truth people. 😎

Remember the park video when he wasn’t aware he was being recorded and his hand went in his pocket as she reached for it once she saw the lady filming them.

Remember the VF video of him seeing the camera and then pretending to be affectionate towards her.

Remember the VF video of him not knowing he’s being filmed and eyeing other women and then noticing the camera and trying to play it off.

Now we seem to have partially returned to the Chris we all came to know and love or he’s just relaxed as he’s in his element. But my thoughts are running rampant so…..let’s discuss.

If Chris was actually in this based on love and not some Hollywood pr, there’d be no questioning anything at least not to the extent it’s gone. There’d be no major plot holes. 🤭

If Chris was cool with said person in some Hollywood PR stunt, maybe things would be done more naturally like ….*cough* Taylor Swift and Travis. (Believe what ya want but I think they are PR and doing a damn good job of it) #TeamTT ❤️ 😂

Now back to Chris….if Chris was against this or the person involved regardless if he initially signed up for it or not, he would probably drag his feet if he couldn’t end things and boy would you lookie there, he’s been dragging his feet like hell even after claiming to be “married”. Meaning if Chris wanted us to believe this were legit, we wouldn’t be here discussing their bs over the past three years.

Imagine being a celeb and KNOWING people are online questioning you and your spouse’s marriage. If he truly loved or gave a damn about her, He’d have shut that down quick.

This is why I don’t bother arguing because in due time this is going to end, he’ll move on and once he’s in an actual relationship, the ones who currently think this is “real” will clearly see the stark contrast between Chris Evans in love vs Chris Evans in some Hollywood bullshit. I rest my case. 👩‍⚖️

They made a red carpet debut and all most could do was laugh. This fandom still rides for this man even when they are mad at him. Yes, this situation is stupid but man the jokes, the pure shade, the letting this girl know we aren’t buying what she’s tried and miserably failed to sell is Icing on the flipping cake!

👏

Also…..the flag mixup will never NOT be funny. 😂 GO LIBERIA!!!! 🇱🇷

Of course, he could sell this whole thing if he wanted to, but he just doesn't want to.

That park video says more than a thousand words. The fact that he didn't want to hold her hands and put his into his pockets when he thought no one was watching says a lot. They do everything for the camera. They are always trying to be sweet and all of that, but they can't keep up the act for so long, which we could see on the VF red carpet. Yeah, they tried playing the happy newlyweds when the camera was watching, when most of the time they were just standing next to each other and talking to other people.

As you said, there are a lot of plotholes. And I know people must be tired of me always bringing the wedding ceremony's location up, but that's my favorite example. Where was it? In Cape Cod? In his Boston-area home? Were the ceremony and party at two different locations? Different outlets mention different places and locations when this should be the easiest one to get, especially since these are all coming from "sources." The same goes for everyone who was at the wedding. Nobody saw them during that one year, yet now everybody is spotting them. Why are they saying they are private when they are putting out video dumps, are at different award shows, and call the paps on themselves?

I think most of the time, when it comes to celebrity couples, especially if one of them is not that well-known, the thought of them being PR is always there, and there will always be people who think certain couples are PR. I'm sure there were couples who were solely PR, and people didn't even figure it out because they were good at selling it. Maybe because they were comfortable around each other, and even if they weren't in love, they liked each other as people or even as friends. However, to me, their fake relationship lacks everything that would make it believable. I don't really think Chris thought this through, and I don't think he is capable of selling a relationship with someone he doesn't have feelings for. I don't necessarily mean "love" (in love with someone) here, but just love (liking the person as a friend, respecting them, wanting to be around them).

[the-firebird69]

Abomination Now 🥵 Vs Abomination Then 😎

And we guarantee it too everybody thinks it would work

So these two go out there and they act big and people say it's just them and they try and hit them and they want to use that to try and capture our son so it's very rude but Tommy f is doing it and he calls our son the Ghost of Tom joad and Tom Joy this is granddaddy ghwb was he was always the ghost and he called them that too. There's a horrible horrible thing and his granddaddy got dumb idea and a lot of people do and he died and he's in Texas and he suspects his grandson of doing it.

We have some reactions to the castle.

-lots of people are saying I want to live there and not him

-several Big shot nutcases are trying to take the project over and become him to have his brother and sister-in-law in the yard and they know it's too attract Hera they think they can do the job anyway I kidnap our son and the max are going to kill them dead there's too much mistake they say she's been doing the science

-there's a large number of women who think that they can do Hera's job. Before Hera arrives.

-and there's a lot of women who want to live in it as Hera or whatever. The number of women is taking her off is making her mad and she wanted to cancel the project today and she's and he says don't you know those egotarian stuff she got really mad and said shut it down and what he says is you have to look at like tomorrow and he shows an image of Lily skateboarding is a fat crap mulatto with nobody else around the boardwalk I really she just overslept you know that's funny

-there's several women who are nuts and want to take over Freya or writings job and she's making money and really bad and she's a pseudo empire and the pseudo empire women are under severe duress and they're kind of invasion started before this announcement was made but now the woman who are here are under massive duress of course the empire knows the math and the pseudo empire is getting it handed to them and their women are saying get down here or you're resting in peace now and they get that and they're actually moving out in an organized pattern and they're sending down troops to protect people and they're moving it. There's a couple other things

-we have some mad women here and Trump and Dan say they're going to take over their sister's bodies they did a great job and they're going to impersonate them and invite themselves over and all this other stuff and be whores and they want the Giants to use against our son and they're really mean so our son says I'm going to have to hit you in the head Hera your character just to make sure that the skull cap stays on and she says if you do I'm going to kill you dead and he says no doubt... And is laughing because he's joking and she says I started get this is that your way of scanning and says yeah I guess so so if it's suspects it's Dave or Trump and now that Trump woman are yelling at them finally. No kidding that's what they're saying and their women are going after them more and they were already doing it and a football teams on them and hits and more or less they know about the robots and it's good timing

There's a slew of other reasons and results actually it's the slew of results mostly they want the castle up it's like 90% of the comments want to see the castle go up they want their Friends and heroes back and they don't want to have this mean slouch running around and fat a****** Scott McCracken mode they want to see him doing the dapper things and fun things the day used to do and even when he was at the Odette house so they want to change and they're going to try and make it even people who are poor and they were touched by what was put up today about that girl and they don't like Trump trump just don't like Trump and found out she was a trumpster and a story is true they went to the house and they're looking for the stuffed animal and it seems to be that the trumps are doing it and they were out of the way and other people got to it and yeah they have the note and they took a picture of it and sent it immediately and a lot of people got it from that and it does say what's going on and it is about covid-19 and it's directly about Trump and he was around town grabbing people and the girls gone she had a full life and a lot of friends and he took them away from her and wanted to revenge and she says I don't know what happened but they got to know it's not them they got in the car accident and she said oh and this is what's going on these people know that if they get it out there it's going to work and she said that he's doing it for beer money no they want a certain positions in certain places and they're taking them over and it's his clones so we're going to print

Thor Freya

Olympus

Zues Hera

[sisitrip]

This got away from me, but it was fun! Love this idea, Calli! (@callivich)

Ian: Log off! Everybody log off now!

Fiona: What? Why?! Are we hacked?!

Lip: Who would want to hack a family chat? Especially this one? 🤨

Ian: He’s coming

Carl: Speak for yourself. My chats are stupindass

Lip: Yo, Officer Dumbass. It’s stupendous 

Debbie: Who’s coming, Ian?

Carl: Fuck you, Lip. Me and my blicky don’t gotta spell shit 🔫

Lip: Whatever you say, White Boy Carl.

Ian: Mickey’s coming! He’s pissed! I told you to stop teasing him about knowing what I got him for Xmas. Now he’s mad he’s the only one who doesn’t know! 

Fiona: Aww, he can’t be that mad.

Ian: Why don’t any of you ever listen? LOG OFF THE CHAT!

Carl: Fuck it. I’ll tell him. Just let me know if you want me to swing by and tell him in person. I could pick up stuff while I’m there.

Lip: Carl you’re lucky Chicago PD don’t drug test regularly. 

Ian: PLEASE

Debbie: He’s too concussed to test. 🫨

Mickey: Listen up bitches. 

Ian: Baby, don’t.

Mickey: Don't baby me, you traitor.

Lip: You coming to ruin Xmas, Hans Gruber?

Fiona: That’s not a Xmas movie, Lip.

Carl: R U kidding me, Fi? Not only was it a Xmas movie, it was a cop Xmas movie!

Mickey: Wanna fuck wit me? Let’s go down the list. Mama-bitch got the cheapest box wine we could find in Costco. 

Debbie: Damn, Mama-bitch? Is that supposed to be me because I’m the calmest mother I know.

Lip: That’s definitely Fiona. 

Fiona: Fuck you, motorcyle-bitch.

Mickey: Bike-bitch got a $10 toolkit from the bin at Home Depot.

Fiona: Bike-bitch! Yaaasssss.

Ian: Mickey, please. I’ll have to start all over!

Mickey: That’s what you get for starting early, BABY. Carl, you got a dime bag that’s mostly oregano. 

Debbie: 😂 

Lip: At least Carl will smell good for a change. And, Ian? Really? 🖕

Ian: Husband. 8-ball.

*Mickey has left the conversation.*

Debbie: What the fuck?

Carl: Was that some voodoo shit?

Lip: Ian broke out the big guns 🤣

Fiona: Shut up, Lip. But 😏. It’s on sight tonight in the Gallagher-Milkovich household.

Debbie: Eww, I’d rather hear about my shitty gift. 😶‍🌫️

Carl: What’s on sight?? Ian! Can I swing by? I don’t care if it’s oregano.

Lip: Fi, tonight it’s the Milkovich-Gallagher household. 😎

Ian: Fuck you assholes. See what I get you now. 💩

*Ian has left the conversation.*

Lip: You know Ian’s gonna torture us with details later? 

Fiona: Wouldn’t be the first time. 🫣

Debbie: Let’s block them for a couple of days until they calm down. 

Fiona: Done

Lip: Done

Debbie: Done

Carl: Don’t know about y’all, but it’s cool with me. I get some of my best moves from that shit. 

Lip: Block Carl too, everybody.

Carl: Fuck you, Lip. You a fucking op. Facts no printer. 

Carl: I bring joy and sunshine to my sisters, bike-bitch.

Carl: Hello?

Carl: Man, fuck y’all

Ian and Mickey have been temporarily blocked from the family group chat 😱 Reblog and tell me why? 👀

[mehiwilldoitlater]

Ok so! Creator reader who is heavily associated with a polar bear(it’s their favorite animal) and they get isekai’d and become a polar bear. So they just end up living their best bear life in either Dragonspine or Snezhnaya. Then they get found in 1 of 3 ways

1: they’re in Dragonspine chilling out 😎 and they happen to come across Sucrose or Klee freezing so they decide to carry whoever up to Albedo’s lab and drop them off there. If he’s not there then they stay and keep them warm until he gets there

2: also in Dragonspine they encounter fatui (fun fact polar bears can smell things from at least a mile away so if one comes across you it meant to) and they tear apart their camp( they don’t even want to take anything they just make a huge mess) because they can or because they were genuinely upset or because they want to meet a harbinger.

3: in Snezhnaya they just exist there and actively seek out Childe or Scaramouche when they get back because A) they want to fight or cuddle Child and B) they want to take Scara’s hat (which they totally will if they get the chance)

Just think of it

Harbinger: *looking at reader who completely destroyed a fatui camp* 👁👄👁

Reader: 👁👄👁💢

This is long I’m sorry

OOOH gosh this one made laugh for five minute. Ok so:

1 : There is a polar bear in Dragonspine, and that's OK. It's actually a chill one too; it doesn't try to attack, it stays on its side of the mountain. That's fine, perfect. No one wants a hungry bear around their house, I suppose.

The fact that, technically, a polar bear is actually a human, or better yet, their creator, it's just a thing that... they'll never know! I mean, it's just a bear! How is it possible? By the way, creator aside, Albedo will find some strange traits of intelligence in that animal. He's amazed at the day he found Sucrose and Klee nestled near a potential treat. And he'll be far more amazed when he finds that the animal likes him too, and that it can even understand what everybody is saying and can communicate using writing. He'll consider the idea of keeping the bear at the laboratory, in case something happens... what? No, he's not using the bear like a plushie!

2: It's like a legend among the fatui that operate in the area: a fucking bear that has only the intent to destroy every fatui property. They don't even know what to do! It's like that animal knows when they're armed and attacks at the right time! It doesn't even hurt or kill anybody; it's just like love destroying stuff!They even try to summon a harbinger, and that bear has that expression that simply says, "DO IT YU COWARDS," but every time they just laugh it off because they don't have time for a bear. So the bear's going to cause more mess.

3:In Snezhnaya, there is a rumor that the bear belonged to the former Cryo Archon, but that was denied by the Tsaritsa ("No Tartaglia, I'm absolutely certain that they didn't have any bear, I would have known after all.").

They're just so confused. Does that animal love those two, or is it just a way to know if they're edible? 

Well, Childe loves that big, fluffy thing. He loves the fact that it can kill you with a single bite and still treats him like a pup and takes him somewhere. It reminds him somehow of his mum. He wrestles with it a lot, and every time he just laughs so much that it's forced to sit on his stupid face to let him just shut up.

Scaramouche... it's like Entitled Goose, but with a bear. It's a new stole this, take that every day, and every time that little man tries to put his foot down, there it goes, engulfing his entire face in its mauth. It's scary, but they have that face...

ʕ ㅇ ᴥ ㅇʔ

[house-of-cakes]

Jamais Vu

Masterlist

Jungkook x Reader: enemy to lovers 

Warnings: Swearing, slight angst, hints of underage drinking and teenage delinquency

Premise: “There’s an opposite to déjà vu. They call it jamais vu. It’s when you meet the same people or visit places, again and again, but each time is the first. Everybody is always a stranger… Nothing is ever familiar” – Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

AKA Jungkook goes in search of the girl who got him expelled.

If you would like to give feedback or be tagged in this story please send me an ask/message 😊

👾 Intro:  Meet the Players Part 1  ||  Meet the Players Part 2 

👾 Chapter 1: So there was a Situation...

👾 Chapter 2:  ...Well Fuck!

👾 Chapter 3: A World Full of Snakes 🐍

👾 Chapter 4: Ungrateful lil Shit  🤬🤬

👾 Chapter 5: Oh That’s my Angel!

👾 Chapter 6: Roger That 😎

👾 Chapter 7: The View From the Top

👾 Chapter 8: Surveillance

👾 Chapter 9: Who’s Next?

👾 Chapter 10: Apologise

👾 Chapter 11: Surprise Bitch!

👾 Chapter 12: I think the Fuck Not!

👾 Chapter 13: I Have a Theory...

👾  Chapter 14: Consider it Done 😇

👾 Chapter 15: Let the Games Begin 😈

👾 Chapter 16: Peanut butter and JEALOUS 💁‍♂️

👾 Chapter 17:  Gimme! Gimme! Gimme (written)

 Bonus Chapter: Reload

👾 Chapter 18: Girlfriend Material

👾 Chapter 19: There’s a word for that, ya know 😊 

👾 Chapter 20: Shut Up, Ugly 🙄

👾 Chapter 21:  This is the Face of a Loser

👾 Chapter 22: And I Oop! 🤭

👾 Chapter 23: Why do you ask?

👾 Chapter 24: No Costume, No Entry!

👾 Chapter 25: Coming of Age Party

👾 Chapter 26: Not Going to Happen (written)

👾 Chapter 27: Thin Ice

👾 Chapter 28: Sad Boy Hours

👾 Chapter 29: I’m Going to Hurl 🤢

👾 Chapter 30: Then 👀 Who 👀 Got 👀 You 👀 the 👀Flowers?? 👀

👾 Chapter 31:  🎭 Masquerade Mask Party 🎭

👾 Chapter 32:  Well, are you going to do something?

👾 Chapter 33:  🚨 Sunnie Protection Squad 🚨

👾 Chapter 34: So Obvi

👾 Chapter 35: We Weren’t Kissing 🙄

👾 Chapter 36: "Moo Moo Moo Moo”

👾 Chapter 37:  ✨V I C T O R I O U S ✨

👾 Chapter 38: User81353

👾 Chapter 38:  He’s Good...But We’re Better

[jerseydeanne]

JD forgive me it’s Max but Meghan Markle really fucked this up big time 😎🤣😂🥳 you don’t mess with historical iconic figures who have made impacts throughout the world who are still remembered for generations to come only for scum like Megan to compare her wedding to his freedom I love the fact that she’s hanging herself that when she opens her mouth it’s like verbal diarrhea galore🤣🤣🤪and she tries to backtrack it never works and she’s massively torn apart for it it’s well deserved because I am so sick and tired of everything Meghan Markle it’s like what is she gonna shut the hell up no one believes her she can make accusations she can post whatever the hell she wants but no one believes her everybody is waking up to who she really is another pathetic Amber heard🤣

Love to you JD

Max-

Good morning my dear friend Max!

Megatron's narcissism knows no end; in her mind, it's true. How dare you question her authority! Don't you know that I'm the future Queen of something somewhere? I'm still the Duchess of Sussex!

What a freaking tart!

You just have to continue to be. OMG, I can't believe MM just said that! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

What a clown 🤡 show.

Harry must be cringing because he knows how it is and how it works. Meghan was told everything. She can't claim ignorance. That's why he took her on, and she was trying to look like Pippa. Do you guys remember? MM covets. She is an empty shell. A sociopath.

The only way she can achieve happiness is by making other people suffer. It's sick!

Without Harry, Meghan would have never been known.

Thank you, Max!

Love always, JD 💋💋💖💖🤟🏻😜

[criceofpain]

Nana's 애기 reaction starts here:

Clad in his usual hoodie-jeans combination, Sim Jaeyun flashes you an anticipating grin as he comes back with two venti frappuccino cups --- ALREADY I CAN PICTURE THIS EASILY

before I forget what made you decide on the name Minji?

Jake staring at Minji reminds me about his appearance at the WillBen show with Jay, and when he kept cooing Jay had to say "they're not puppies, you know" ajskhdkjasdhkajsh

UWON ASHDJKASDHAKSJD WHAT A CUTE NAME

Jake ends up telling Minji everything he thought she had to know about you five years ago—except for a number of things he decides to keep hidden. ---- OOOOOOOOOOOOHH LIKE WHAT??? DIRTY THOUGHTS???

MISTER CONGENIALITY SHUT UPA SDKJASDJAHSDAS I LOVE THE MOVIE MISS CONGENIALITY

“I hope to God I’m doing this comforting shit right.” -- what a mood i can't do shit to comfort ppl adhskjashdkj

not Jake leaving the fridge door open for too long ahkshakjsdhsakjh

“Everybody likes mommy. What do you mean?” --- BOSS

DOG CAFE

OUCH IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN ASHJDKASHDKASJCAREFUL WITH WHAT YOU SAY Y/N

OPPA LOVES MOMMY HASHDASHASHA OUTED JUST LIKE THAT! I AM WHEEZING

gasp not Beomgyu spiking the drink THAT LITTLE BITCH

JAKE A VIRGIN AFTER SPENDING FOUR YEARS ABROAD WHY DO I NOT TRUST HIM??? CALL HIM SIMP JAEYUN NOT SIM JAEYUN

“Are you gonna shut that pretty little mouth of yours or am I gonna kiss the living daylights out of it?” --- /blushes like a slut

I'm silent here because I don't comment on smut scenes because I need to be FOCUSED

okay now let me just say I am proud of you for writing this lengthy fic even though it's not normal for you! i still remember when you would come to my asks to consult about the plot and I am sorry it took me THIS LONG to finally read it.

you can WRITE. whenever you feel down or unmotivated, just remember I said that. you have talent.

OOOOOOOOOH THE REVIEW FROM THE GREAT NANA HERSELF HAS FINALLY ARRIVED 😭

i know jake way too much for him to not get his everyday outfits accurate 💥💥💥 i'm a simkungdan for a reason

minji actually came from newjeans' minji! she's looks pretty istg

THE JAYKE WILLBEN EPISODE OH MY GOD he would look at minji as if she was a lil puppy

uwon is actually... jungwon lolz BUT uwon and jungwon in the aegi universe are two different people! one is small and one is a teenager

he means his feelings... but yeah dirty thoughts can also count 💀

YES JAKE WOULD BE MISTER CONGENIALITY IN PROM NIGHT I JUST KNOW IT

jake had a little irl heeseung moment 💀 aegi!jake just couldn't find the words to say

he's too whipped y/n's gonna whack him in the head for the high electricity bills

if y/n can't be girlboss, her daughter's gonna get the job done 😎

DOG CAFE BC JAEYUN DOG DAD

minji blowing jake's cover will always be my most favorite thing to write (and reread)

she's like "what r u gonna do abt it 🤨"

#BeomgyuIsOverParty

jake just loves his high school gurlie too much that he decides to not do himself a favor and get laid when he had the chance 💥💥

jake's just cocky as fuck when he asked the question "Are you gonna shut that little mouth of yours or am I gonna kiss the living daylights out of it?" HE KNOWS HE'S GOT HER UP IN HIS SLEEVE

that's honestly fine!! i want people to have different opinions whenever they read aegi because after all, it has wholesomeness, pain, and filth all in one. they can choose whatever they want to dwell on.

I LOVE THIS COMPREHENSIVE FEEDBACK SO MUCH AND I HONESTLY COULDN'T BE MORE HAPPY TO READ THIS!!!

[the-acid-pear]

HAPPENED AGAIN FUCK GSHDEGFG

GRANDPA IS GONNA DIE CAN'T LEAVE NOW

Oh it wasn't translated bc it was a name

Grabbing the old man like the vibe check meme

Chapter 336

Fhsgdhdtv grandpa... 🥺😢😔

ARAS TAHIRON MY GRANDPA IS ON CRITICAL STATE CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?

Chapter 337

That shirt kureha is wearing suits him so well

Was Hanada always this big or did he get bigger?

Will be a pleasure to see Jack border death

Also impressive how Shibukawa can still speak

Chapter 338

This Canadian is a menace

OH SO THAT WAS THE BEAST THE DOCTOR HAD BEHIND HIM

Chapter 339

I LOVE how awkward Suedo is

Also they slowly made him more masculine than in his og appearence, i don't like i as much

Nostalgic

Jack boy...

Chapter 340

Yujiro has been acting so nice lately, those sedatives have a good lasting effect

I knew but 👁️👁️

Katou and Suedo are such good friends man

ALSO I WOULD LOVE IF THEY EXPLAINED WHERE CHARACTERS ARE WHEN NOT PRESENT LIKE, WHERE'S HANAYAMA?!

King just boiling

It's happening 👁️👁️

Chapter 341

Obsessed with that title

Didn't know Zulu was still hanging around

"mangaka" itagaki...

MANNN

Chapter 342

This is heartwarming

IM GONNA SOB MAN

Sometimes i worry about the anatomy of my art but then i read Baki and i relax

Chapter 343

He just met his brother and already cares for him these men insane

I haven't been able to forget a comment describing Igari's face as canoe shaped

HE PEED HIMSELF.

Chapter 344

HOLY WATER OF THIS BATTLE? YALL FREAKS

UPPERCUUUTTTT

IMAGINE THAT FREAK JUMPING ON YOUR SHOULDERS DUDE IT HURTS JUST TO THINK OF IT

Chapter 345

THAT FACE IS THE COVER OMFG TF IS THAT????

Itagaki has never seen an animal before

If only Shibukawa had been this smart

Chapter 346

Mf did the whole combo

Okay that flashback hurt it really did

BRO 😭

Chapter 347

Tragic stuff i think

THAT'S NOT HOW A 16 YO LOOKS GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE NAHSJSGWKDHYDHD

Lol is that foreshadowing?

A BADASS WOMAN IN BAKI 😳

Chapter 348

Okay she's really fucking hot, Yujiro's taste in women is impeccable

Yujiro got more tits than her

Honestly obsessed how Yujiro was just fighting guns with martial arts in the middle of a war

Is everybody going to ignore she's gonna fuck a 16 yo?

Chapter 349

HE'S 16 JANE TF?

Yujiro.

This guy isn't normal

Chapter 350

I miss Strydum

I LOVE ponytail Yujiro

WHAT THE FUCK

This is literally legendary

LO PEDÍS LO TENES MIRA AL CAPITÁN

Yujiro tanking the bombing is realistic but he just hiding then running over to the spot like 😎 is funnier

Chapter 351

Wait how fucking old is Strydum, if he was already old when Yujiro was 16 🤔

Huh so you want to be touched by that fist eh? Kinda gay if you ask me

Lucky moustache

Best way to become friends with somebody if you ask me

Chapter 352

JSGSSFSGSGSG THE LITTLE SNAKE LIKE SYMBOL ☺️

Hot lady, cool

Chapter 353

:Y

Yeah she really broke the rules, he told him they had to only worry for themselves :/

Chapter 354

UWAAA?! 🥺💞

Got my hopes too high too quickly

Yujiro, bro.

ITAGAKI COWARD SHOW US YUJIRO'S COCK

"Cancel Yujiro Hanma"

You guys know, a lot time ago i was talking with blood and he joked about Yujiro having a rape scene. Blood, who doesn't even read the manga, spoiled it to me.

I have a bittersweet taste in my mouth LMAO

I can excuse genocide mysoginism abusive parenting and even the murder of my favorite character but i draw the line at rape

He was 16 yos tbf

Chapter 355

Expressions in this manga still mad good

Sterile

That's so fucked up

Chapter 356

YOU KNOW I FEEL LIKE JACK DESERVES KILLING YUJIRO MORE THAN BAKI,,,

Actually forgot this manga was about Baki

Chapter 357

He's so mature man

Gaia vs Jack who will be able to stretch their jaw more?

Also I'm glad Yujiro started liking fighting more than sex DDGSFSGD

DOPPO POG DOPPO POG

OH THAT'S SO SMART

Chapter 358

I like how he specifically said cheese

I hope i don't forget jack literally bit off Shibukawa's ankle

CHOP CHOP CHOP

HERE THEY AREEEE MY BELOVEDS HANAYAMA AND TOBA!!!

He's the same as uh as uhhh KOSHO! But less magestic

That's good to know 🌝

FUCK THAT'S NOT A LOT

Chapter 359

OH MY GOD ITS A FAIR FIGHT

Hanayama he's going to die

What if i acted all funny and stopped reading here? LOL!

I didn't want to but my last post got so long Tumblr can't load it AFSGSGAHH so this is my second post bc liveblogging this manga is part of my personality now <3

From where i left,

I love seeing Shibukawa i hate knowing how that fight will go down tho </3

JACKKKK 🥺

Oh is that literally Andre the giant?

MOTOBEEEE 💞

THAT'S RETSU?! GOD I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE HIM AT ALL I-

KUREHA IS BACK TOO NICE

Katou baby you won't last

YESSSSSSSS YES YES YES MY SON.

Yeah and uh, Katsumi whatever.

BABYYYYYYYYY BOYYYYYYYYYY

Poor Kozue on god pugoygpgu

Toba 🥺

Kozue like 😨

Chapter 186

You don't know but like 2 days passed and i actually forgot what was happening VÑVPJOYG

I just remembered that scene in the fairy odd parents movie where the crowd goes OHHH AHHH

WHAT NUT?

I don't want to simp so early in the morning but UGHHH look at him!!

Hey has Baki always been doing the yujiro stand or is this new?

Feel you Mr Andre the giant i too have been told to not use my full strength. Though I'm just 1.60, my power comes from my anger issues and my god given right to kick ass

That's one strong kick

Rip the crowd n Andre the giant

Chapter 187

I don't think that's true Baki boy

That's a big number sir

I really don't care about this fight much at all surudtidkgxkhkdgksr

Poor Kozue man

Okay no apparently all cis men on the comments did want to become the string ???? Get help /j

Chapter 188

This is prob cool if you know who these people are. I unfortunately don't.

Look of bloodlust? He looks like the average fuckboy

YESSS BABEY LET'S GOOO THE GLASSES ARE BACKKK

Me watching the anime: omg that's so random why is he wearing glasses out of nowhere lol?

Me now (my brain is bigger): WOOOOOOOOO

I'm still obsessed with Toba's size

IFYOYDITDPUGPJG

Okay i had to google who igari was bc i wasn't recognizing him, now I'm cheering on him

This is gonna be a good one, hopefully

That was murder

DOPPO POG DOPPO POG-

Chapter 189

Hehehe this title sounds promising 👀

KSJSKSHSJS BRO 🥺

I really can't tell if he's scared of confident, i HOPE he's confident like, he's my pollo afteral (i make that joke in Spanish bc idk how to do it in English 😭)

Nice feet (See? No one can accuse me of having a foot fetish because no one reads these haha!)

I'm not gonna simp for 3 lines straight but i can't just pass this without saying how much i love how Doppo looks in this arc my man looking more precious than usual 😌🥺💞

Shout-out to the ppl in the comments wishing Motobe a happy bday <33

Chapter 190

These men just LOVE breaking fingers don't they?

It was a pleasure knowing you Motobe-san

I must say Doppo first watching the fights with Katou now with his son is like, super damn sweet like this dude is just such a Dad™

Sumo is such a damn cool sport tbh, i watched like one documentary on it once and nothing else but it's just like damn

NOOOUGHHH

MOTOBE IS FUCKING DEAD.

Lshekwhwksgskd someone was mentioning how they make Motobe sound like a badass but he loses every time and someone just responded "He's 50", which is similar to the justification i tried to give myself whenever Doppo kept fucking losing but then you have mfs like Shibukawa who is 70 and is just mad powerful KSVSNSH 😔

Chapter 191

Hehe the king ☺️

THAT WAS SO RANDOM AJGSJSGEJSG i love this mf

FUCK HOW SHORT IS RETSU OMG 🥺

1.76 HE'S SO TINY HE'S SHORTED THAN DOPPO OMFG

also if y'all wonder how I'm doing my jaw is currently trembling and i think i have a fever, but it's fine, we getting to 200 today boys

I really don't care much about Katsumi but he has a very shaped face i won't lie, his eyes are very pretty too. STILL DONT CARE BOUT HIM 🙄😒

They just throwing hands these mfs ffs

Katsumi that's a bit too far don't you think?

A fuckin pussy out sort of luck i see

Chapter 192

I hate smooth Retsu sm let him keeps his face wrinkles ffs

Obsessed with these lads

ANDRE MY MAN look at him

EVERYBODY IS GETTING IN THE WAY FR SPUGPYDOTSÑD

I love how these characters say <3

Fucked up to beat up a wounded man tho NGL :/

OH FUCK HIS ELBOW NO

Chapter 193

Idk man after 180+ chapters Retsu's body doesn't look that wild to me

I know he will lose bc uh, Retsu obviously? But man i really like this Russian

Kozue that's how every match is

Hhhh 😬

He's dead.

Chapter 194

OH MY GOD HIM AGAIN?! HHH FFS!!!

VAMOOOS KATOU

Hey they aren't doing the white lips thing anymore that's sick

Motobe Latino /j

OYFPUTDPUTDPUTDPID

NO MY MAN KATOU IS NO MATCH TO YUJIRO NO ONE IS NOOO 😢

Chapter 195

Monkee

MY BOY BAKI GETTING THAT GOOD OL FLASHBACK HUH BAKI PTSD MOMENCE

YEET

Chapter 196

LSHLSHEKEBSJSHSVS IM LOSING IT

Look at the cocky mf man sjsgdhd

I must say i love the progression of Baki's personality

ANDOOOO

Chapter 197

Katsumi is deranged

My health problems are solved btw

I honestly hope Katsumi wins, for the honor of shinshinkai exclusively

Doppo looks so proud of his son 🥺

These mfs so childish ffs

...how is he that small 😭

I really don't understand any of these people

Chapter 198

I love seeing Toba just around doing shit like yeah king you go. My nostalgia enjoys his presence

Toba king i don't want to see you on a wheelchair please-

Toba baby you are going to die and horrible death and i will hate to be the witness of it

LSHSJSHSKHWKSHS ???

He's dead 😔

SHOUT-OUT TO THE FUCKING ASSHOLE WHO COMPARED TOBA TO THE TERRAFORMARS ROACHES 😭😭💀

Chapter 199

Igari right? He's dead too. I have less doubt than anyone else, Hanayama is a beast.

THEHWHSHHS 😭 WHY DOES HE HAVE TO OPEN BOTTLES LIKE THAT FFS

Different? Idk man he looks the same to me

Chapter 200

Like it's not just brawling man if anyone the size and strenght of Hanayama did anything they would win no matter what, this mf is a beast

THAT'S SO MEAN THEY WERE SUCH BESTIES OUGH MY HEART 😢💔

I'm sorry, he's gonna get WHAT? 😳

Ndhskshskhdkd obsessed

THESE MEN OMFG.... IM LOSING IT

So glad at least SOMEONE is still a bro 😒

HANAYAMA BRO??? IM BETTING ALL MY MONEY ON YOU BRO PLEASE

Obsessed he didn't even realize

THANKS HANAYAMA PHEW I WAS GETTING WORRIED FOR A SECOND THERE!

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

And that's it for tonight, adiós