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qixjone · 1 year

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ranking aftg monsters rizz

credits to: searchingforglendowerwithleah for the idea!

1. neil- hes the god of accidental rizz. he rizzed people and makes them fall in love with him on accident. and furthermore hes great at flirting (out of this group) when its with andrew. i feel like we need to bring in the whole thing with andrew bc not only did he accidentally rizz him, he flirted like his life depended on it when they got together. man always knows what to say- its just he only wants to say it with andrew

2. kevin- hes so bad but hes so good. man can barely flirt with the guys he likes but damn can he rizz up a whole stadium of people. like the whole switching hands. hot. but at the same time hes a human disaster

3. aaron- medium rizz. not too interesting. he can rizz. he has rizzed katelyn.

4. andrew aka the guy who drugged his crush bc he thought he was a threat then gave him the cheesest lines ever- the MIDDLE SCHOOL FLIRTING. like. comeon. “in mot a math problem.” “id still solve u” “i hate you but that doesnt mean i wouldnt blow you.” DUDE. its a wonder he bagged neil dear god

5. nicky- no rizz. completely rizz-less. kinda creepy. idk how he even got erick. man is just weird and creepy. talks about how hot u r infront of u in a dif language? hes a strange little man (derogatory) stay away from him for ur own good.

#this is a cannon nicky hate page #i might move aaron up idk #he rizzed up katelyn idk how but he did #thats thats a lot for him #esp with his height #i feel like a lot of people would have put neil lower #but listen to this:#he rizzed people on accident #u have to have so much rizz to do that omg #aftg #neil josten #aftg trilogy #all for the game #aftg hc #aftg headcanon #aftg incorrect quotes #andrew minyard #all for the game meme #aaron minyard #nicky hemmick #kevin day #andrew is as tall as a fith grader n flirts like one two

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