#he rizzed up katelyn idk how but he did
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qixjone · 2 years ago
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ranking aftg monsters rizz
credits to: searchingforglendowerwithleah for the idea!
1. neil- hes the god of accidental rizz. he rizzed people and makes them fall in love with him on accident. and furthermore hes great at flirting (out of this group) when its with andrew. i feel like we need to bring in the whole thing with andrew bc not only did he accidentally rizz him, he flirted like his life depended on it when they got together. man always knows what to say- its just he only wants to say it with andrew
2. kevin- hes so bad but hes so good. man can barely flirt with the guys he likes but damn can he rizz up a whole stadium of people. like the whole switching hands. hot. but at the same time hes a human disaster
3. aaron- medium rizz. not too interesting. he can rizz. he has rizzed katelyn.
4. andrew aka the guy who drugged his crush bc he thought he was a threat then gave him the cheesest lines ever- the MIDDLE SCHOOL FLIRTING. like. comeon. “in mot a math problem.” “id still solve u” “i hate you but that doesnt mean i wouldnt blow you.” DUDE. its a wonder he bagged neil dear god
5. nicky- no rizz. completely rizz-less. kinda creepy. idk how he even got erick. man is just weird and creepy. talks about how hot u r infront of u in a dif language? hes a strange little man (derogatory) stay away from him for ur own good.
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