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tangled-shoelace · 2 months ago

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oh man ari. I don't know why it's taken until just now for it to click to me of 'spawn = bug' because todd mcfarlane literally insect'sd up spiderman and that carried offer to spawny pookie. taken longer than needed. anyways I need to keeo reading spawn tbh I find myself thinking about him too often to not

SPAWNY POOKIE… WHAT A WONDERFUL NAME… my schmipsie my boo bear my plarpa

that’s so fun. that man is a fucked up little insect who skitters and swarms to me. swatting him with my fly swatter. what if he got angry enough to start chittering like a dragon headed katydid. I think that would be wonderful. imagine him crawling on the wall and ceiling. yesss…. splendid…..

#he reminds me of the singular wasp that jumped me when I went outside to collect my laundry #just one wasp #there are no wasp nests around #I would know this. I’ve checked #it was just that one wasp that decided I’ve had it too good for too long #the nefarious washing machine wasp #also the oh man ari made me picture you walking into a cave and trying to coax the thing in my pfp out with the daily newspaper #love this keep it up #spawnbox

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