#he remains some kind of paragon of californian surfer-boy beauty and I am Pale and experiencing Consequences no matter what I do | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

chiropteracupola · 2 years

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well my brother has finally started giving me a vaguely masculine nickname instead of the usual insulting ones, which should probably feel like an achievement, unfortunately I Detest the one he has picked!

#news from the cupola #the monkey's paw! the monkey's paw!#hm I do not think it helps that he is using it primarily to disparage the fact that I have once again unwittingly acquired sunburns #by some quirk of genetics this is how the summers pass #he remains some kind of paragon of californian surfer-boy beauty and I am Pale and experiencing Consequences no matter what I do #and also getting called 'bub' for a name until the novelty and amusement of that has worn off

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