#he really said mpreg /silly

[djevelbl]

the list of commands one can use in princezam's twitch chat is a prime example on my theory that this guy has no brain filter bc wdym that !ford spits out a link to a reupload ao3 fic called Stanford Pines finds out about 9/11 😭😭😭

[patroxlos]

home base . ch3

"friends who believe in mpreg" - 2.7k words

ultraman: rising (2024). kenji sato x reader

master post. ao3 link.

previous: ch2. "friends who reconnected and who certainly don't want to be more"

next: ch4. "friends who sleep on call with each other"

Kenji endures an awkward interview with sports journalist Ami Wakita.

And is it monsterfucking if you're kind of into Ultraman?

A/N: So my dad accidentally bought me a coffee float instead of the coke float I asked him to get me. I ended up caffeinated at 11PM and began writing this in jitters. it's nearly 3AM. This is unedited and unfiltered which means: my writing is gonna be so unserious you will sit there and ask yourself "Is this writer different from the one who made the last two chapters?"

Hoping you can keep up with all my pop culture references. Motsubishi is such a silly little name. I was workshopping other company names like "Soni," "Yomaha," etc. but Motsubishi is giving Mob Psycho 100 brand parody.

Also, I refer to Ami as 'Ms. Wakita' connotes that she and Ken are still not that close, but as you would be able to tell while reading, they are begrudgingly becoming fast friends.

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“Absolutely not.” Ken denies it immediately, with a slight aggression. “There’s no lovechild to speak of. We are just friends.”

Ami Wakita flinches a bit at his tone. “Woah, they weren’t kidding when they said you’re a bit defensive about her.”

“Who’s they?” He huffs, taking a bite from a strip of tonkatsu to calm down. He was glad that it is just him and Ms. Wakita in the restaurant at the moment. He would not want anyone to overhear their conversation about you. 

“Your friendship with the Motsubishi scion has been well-documented since the start of your professional career. Rumors about your couplings have been circling since before,” Ms. Wakita points out.

“No comment.” His media training kicks in with his mouth full.

She rubs her temple a bit. “What did I say about you showing a little vulnerability?”

“I didn’t even say anything about my dad before you psychoanalyzed me!”

“Well was I wrong?”

Damn, she’s good. “...I thought you were a sports reporter.”

“Reporting on the players’ personal lives is a big part of it,” she coolly responds. “You should read my articles on Ohtani’s translator embezzling his funds, or the Yuki Tsunoda puppy interview I produced.”

“This isn’t about puppies though…” His shoulders are tense. “She’s just been my friend for as long as I can remember. Her family has always been good to my family– especially to my mom–and I know how much they value privacy. She is at a really crucial point of her career working to inherit one of the biggest conglomerates of the world. She and I definitely wouldn’t risk a secret pregnancy.”

He is impassioned when it comes to you.

“Woah…Can I quote that?” Ms. Wakita glanced down at her phone recording their conversation.

He deflates. “Yeah yeah sure whatever. You’re right, this isn’t the first time someone has made up stuff about us. Lovechild is new though. The last time it was an arranged marriage.”

“If it helps, online reaction has always been generally positive at the idea of you two coupling up,” she tries to be helpful. “Both of you are celebrities in your own right. You’re both young, wealthy and attractive. It fulfills a lot of people’s fantasies. The engagement rumors came about only because you two have been publicly attached to each other for so long.”

It does help. A bit too much. His heart picks up. Of course Ken has read all the comments whenever those articles came out over the years. You visit him in L.A. whenever you could, and those visits helped a lot with maintaining your friendship. There are multiple photos of you attending his career-defining games wearing his baseball jersey— the oversized look making you seem like his perfect WAG sitting beside his mom.

Ms. Wakita reads this on his face, clear as day. She figures that he is telling the truth about you and him never ever being romantically involved, but there seems to be something additional brewing on the surface. Putting on an unassuming tone, she asks “So I guess that’s it? You both can’t imagine being involved?”

He leans back on his seat, confidently answering “Yes, we both think it won’t work out long term—”

He proceeds to unlean as the realization causes him to hunch over. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuckity fuck. She really can get the devil to confess his sins.

She tries not to look too thrilled about his slip up, which he can commend her for.

“W-What I mean is that neither her nor me— it’s not happening. It never happened,” he stammers. He needs a new media trainer.

“I’m sure you recall that there have been photos—”

“Of her at my games? Of course she was, haha!” He did NOT need her to mention their other photos right now.

Please don’t.

Please don’t. Please… He is supposed to be moving on. Which he has!

“—that pop up over the years of you two being overly familiar.” She finishes.

God kill him. “All alleged. They’re too blurry to be sure it is us.”

“...Some looked like pro shots to me.”

Ken nearly slams his face on his tonkatsu.

“The one where you’re both getting smoothies at Erewhon was cute?” She sounds honest, and she is. She isn’t even going to report on this. It is already evident that the gossip is a sham, but she cannot help but want to tease the baseball player a bit, now that they are sort of becoming acquainted.

He sighs. “Thanks. It was the Ken Sato wheatgrass and bone broth blend. She didn’t like it.”

He remembers that day. You made a face when he tried to get you to take a little sip, so he blew some raspberries against your cheek and maaaybe just a little on your neck as you both stood in the parking lot; you were shrieking for him to stop as his smoothie-covered lips smothered your skin. All friendly, of course.

“Where did the lovechild thing even come from?” Ken thinks aloud. “She looks too great to be pregnant.”

Ms. Wakita, known single mother, asks “...Do women not look great pregnant?”

“Oh you know what I meant,” He snaps as she covers her mouth with a napkin to laugh.

She stops the recording on her phone to slide him the online tabloid article. Allegedly, he and you fought about him being an absent father at the restaurant last night as you have endured your pregnancy all alone. The story ends with a sweet coupling at the parking lot before you left on separate vehicles, a marker that neither of you planned to get married, or a possible abortion in the near future. What.��

“You have a thing for parking lots?” She tries to joke.

His eyes nearly bulge at one line. “‘ The Motsubishi scion ate for two as she devoured a Yakisoba platter all alone—’ It was a decently sized portion for a reasonable price! And I definitely am not an absent father!” He says the last bit with a bit too much vigor.

“I didn’t write it,” She tries to keep his emotions in check. “...I did nearly believe it for a moment though when you called me last night. Was it an hour or two after you met up with her at the yakisoba place?”

He admits that if he was in Ms. Wakita’s place, he would’ve also thought he was secretly raising a child. He wonders whether the Baby is awake right now, terrorizing Mina. “Totally unrelated events.”

“And the apparent baby book purchases in your credit histo— how did a gossip mag get that information?” She marvels as she scrolls through her phone.

He doesn’t know what’s worse: the world finding out that he is raising a giant baby lizard in his basement or people thinking that he’s an absentee like his own dad.

A red blinking light catches Ms. Wakita’s eye. “Are…you gonna get that?”

Not hearing her at first, he runs a hand through his face. God he really did not want to imagine your reaction to this news article. He promised you that it would not be weird. The past is past. If your friendship is already in danger, this might ruin things even further. Oh he can already hear the alarm bells ringing in his head—

Or from his watch?!

“Hey, you don’t have a kid growing in you right now, do you?” Your assistant asks you as she glances at your stomach.

You were both in one of your sleek city limousines on the way to a late evening banquet, where you are due to give a speech. The traffic jam in front of you stretches a kilometer. You follow her gaze. “I thought this suit was slimming.”

She passes you her phone. Huh. ‘Motsubishi Scion Gets Impregnated by Famous Baseball Star.’  You pass the phone back to her. “I don’t want to see the kind of porn you’re looking at.”

“Young Master, it’s an article about you and Ken Sato.” Your assistant was not in the mood for your jokes right now.

You just shrug, taking your phone out to send a few quick texts to Ken. You are sure he probably heard the news by now, and he will definitely agree with you that it is as hilarious as it is ridiculous. “It’ll blow over.”

As you look back out of your window, you’ve already forgotten about it. Seems like a slow day for the newsroom.

At the horizon, you see a PacMan proudly sticking out from the top of a building get knocked down by some beam of light. You yawn and stretch back out on your seat. “Can we go any faster? I want to get this banquet over with.”

Your driver sighs. “This new kaiju attack is impossible ma’am. Apparently, it is just running around without any clear direction.”

“Well I don’t think a monster would have access to KoogleMaps,” you reply wryly.

It was going to be a long night. You begin to settle in for a nap while people are exiting their cars and running out into the streets. Their screams of terror sound muffled inside your bullet-proof vehicle.

“Should we get out too?” Your assistant nervously asks.

You lift up your foot and rest it on your knee. “I’m wearing So Kates. I don’t think I can run either way.”

As you say that, your security detail at the front of the limo begins getting out. Ugh, Tokyo is the worst… You need to fly out soon. He opens your car door and extends a hand out. “Let me carry you, Young Master. Better to evacuate now.”

“Must I?” You groan in frustration.

“We can skip the banquet and take you home,” he compromises. Begrudgingly, you step out of the vehicle just in time for the pinkest…chicken lizard to pop up at the corner of the street.

Immediately, you are swept off your feet as your security detail rushes to escort you and your assistant away from that thing as fast as possible, the wind is knocked out of your lungs. You peek over the shoulder of your bodyguard for a better glimpse at the chirping beast.

You lock eyes with it.

Big mistake.

Because why the hell did it flitter with excitement and began chasing you?!

It keeps chirping, and… burping?... as it hobbles and stomps over cars. Your jaw drops as your limo is flattened like nothing. And for some strange reason, the monster’s eyes are solely trained on you.

Did I do something to piss it off? You ask yourself as it gets closer. You know you can be a bitch but you would remember if you told it to fuck off. No, this monster is chasing after you like it knew you. There was no aggression in its oddly proportioned body, like you are being chased by that grotesque baby in the Tin Toy Pixar short. There is no moral compass behind those beady little eyes, just the pure pleasure-seeking nature of baby hedonism.

It gets closer, and your bodyguard’s legs can only run for so long. He screams bloody murder as he feels himself get picked up, you along with him, by the beast. You hear another scream that sounds like your own voice as you feel yourself get ripped from your bodyguard’s grasp. The monster puts him back down on the street, his landing relatively gentle.

You are being shaken like a rattle now in its claws, its gurgling filling your ears. “Oh my god.” You feel yourself getting sick from the nausea. You never thought you were going to die like this. Your legs flail in the air helplessly but your So Kates stay on, pinching your toes like you are about to give them the best shoe advertisement Louboutin can ask for, with how it feels glued to your feet.

The ground rumbles as if a giant springs through the streets. Your life does not flash before your eyes, but you can hear it in your ears— a very clear ring of Ken shouting “Baby! Put down the human!”

…

Huh?

You felt your body decompress as the monster’s grip loosened. Air returns back into your lungs, but you don’t find yourself returned to the ground.

Instead, you are being lifted up way higher into the sky as you lay on the palm of Tokyo’s hero: Ultraman.

You hiss as your eyes burn from the blinding lights of Ultraman’s unblinking lenses. “Are you okay—?” He says your name with a rising panic. You can swear you saw his chest light threaten you change colors. He is cradling you against it.

You did not know Ultraman can be this friendly with Tokyoites. You struggle to regain your ability to speak, a bit confused and frazzled from everything that just happened in the past minute.

The hero takes this as a bad sign. “Oh god you’re hurt.” There is an ache in his words that shakes up your own core. No one has ever sounded this worried for you.

Man is he bright . You try to shield your eyes from his light. You are brought up close to his face as he inspects your body. “I– I’m fine,” You manage to rasp out. You are initially not sure he heard you, but the evident sag of his colossal, broad shoulders affirms that he did.

You have never gotten to observe the hero this up close. Despite the unemoting face, you find his body to be an open book as it trembles with the fear of losing you. Even if he must be like this with every other citizen in need of saving, you cannot help but feel a little special.

“I was so worried— wait here for help.” He lowers you on top of a roof building, his fingers shaky, worrying about dropping you. You shakily slide off his palm, patting down your suit. You stumble a little on your stilettos, and instantly his massive hands crowd you once more to hold you up. " Please be careful."

“Ultraman!” You shout as you push away his fingers. “I’m okay, thank you!” You point towards the Tokyo Tower, where the baby-like kaiju was already climbing up. “You gotta deal with that first! Leave me, I’ll be alright."

“Huh? Oh, yeah, god… ” The hero curses, getting ready to sprint towards the tower. “Be a good girl and stay put, yeah?” He says to you before running off.

Your feet wobble on your heels as you nearly keel over from the adrenaline coursing through your body. That… you are never leaving the house again during a kaiju attack. Though… you watch as the slim figure of Ultraman begin to climb the tower after the kaiju. Maybe it won’t be that bad next time.

Later that evening in the Ultrabase, Ken excuses himself from the company of his father, Mina and the baby as he heads towards the bathroom for a long-awaited shower. His muscles ache with every step, and he is tempted to pass out on the cold floor— wouldn’t be the first time since getting this newfound responsibilities.

This is getting too overwhelming. He still cannot believe he felt so cornered against the wall that he had to call his dad for help like some kid. If only you saw him now. You were oddly closer to his dad than he was.

Oh shit, you.

You, who he left stranded on some random building.

He quickly fumbles for his phone, eager to call you to see if you’re alright.

Shit , he feels some tears of frustration welling up in his eyes. He is fucking everything up. He is a bad son, a bad father, a bad friend.

Ken opens his messaging app, and he first sees the texts that you sent earlier in the evening.

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[YOU]

Hey bbgirl.

You pregnat? Pragnent?

My mom is gonna hand you a stack of 20M yen just to stay away from me. Are u g to take it so we can split it after? LOL

Not rlly in the mood to be ur baby daddy atm. get a DNA test before i send child support.

SENT LINK: Motsubishi Scion Gets Impregnated by Famous Baseball Star.

Bc if one of us left that restaurant pregnant it definitely would not be me

A/N: Ultraman fine as hell have you seen his waist?

This chapter was supposed to go A LOT differently from how it ended up being. It was initially supposed to be an extended conversation between you and your assistant about your past...whatever you had...with Kenji during your visits to L.A. But I actually really like writing Ken POV because him and I are pretty similar?

[babygirl-diaz]

Adventures Of A Drunk Dumbass and His Done Omega (Omegaverse Mpreg)

Tommy arrived at the bar and tried not to let the smell of alcohol mixed with the old tavern smell make him puke. Tommy didn't know what to expect when he arrived at the bar. He spotted Evan pretty quickly as he was near the bar, chugging down a beer while his friends cheered him on. The bartender looked less than enthused, though, and Tommy stepped in before things could get out of hand.

"Evan!" Tommy called out when he approached the bar.

Evan stopped chugging and turned around to look at him. His eyes widened slightly and he hiccuped as he said, "Hi there, handsome." It was obvious that he was trying to appear charming by putting on a seductive smile, but it just came off as goofy.

"Hi," Tommy said, confused. "You okay?"

Evan swayed on his feet and took another sip of the beer that was still in his hand. "Better now that you're here." He winked at him or at least tried to, but ended up closing both eyes.

"Um... Okay?" Tommy was suddenly even more confused. "Ready to go home?"

"Whoa, let me buy you dinner first, babyboy," Evan replied and stepped closer to him. "And then you can take me home and let me make your night."

Tommy raised an eyebrow at him and almost burst out laughing. "What?"

"Buck becomes Buck 1.0 when he's drunk," Hen chimed in.

"He doesn't remember who you are," Chimney added.

Tommy's eyebrows shot up and his hand protectively went on his belly. "Evan, do you know who I am?"

"My next boyfriend?" Evan smirked.

"No, I'm your-"

"Wait, you're mated?!" Evan cried out. "How could you be mated?"

"Yeah, I'm mated and three months pregnant with our first pup," Tommy informed him.

"Nooooooooo!" Evan whined loudly and went to legitimately cry on Chimney's shoulder. "You were supposed to be my soulmate!"

"Evan-"

"There, there, it's okay, Buck," Chimney said, patting Buck's shoulder.

Tommy watched them in amusement. "Evan, do you really not remember who I am?"

"You were supposed to be the love of my life," Evan replied in between his sobs.

He sobbed for a while before it died down and then he wiped his tears and came back to Tommy. His eyes flashed golden and there was an indecipherable look on his face. "Who is your mate?" He asked with a low growl.

Evan's voice sent shivers down Tommy's spine but not out of fear. He could never fear Evan. "Why does it matter who my mate is?"

"It does!" Evan growled again. "And do they treat you right? Because if they don't then I would like to have a word with them! No, I'd like to fight them!"

"I don't think you'll win if you fought against my alpha. He's powerful," Tommy informed him.

"I don't care." Evan's eyes flashed gold again. "I will fight him for you. Where is he?"

Tommy's heart was bursting with all the love in the world for this lovable idiot. He couldn't help but chuckle at how silly his mate was being.

"I can't let you fight him. I love him too much," Tommy told him, playing along.

Evan pouted at him in return. "Does he at least treat you well? He's not mean to you, is he?"

"He treats me like a king," Tommy replied and sat down on an empty stool.

Evan sat down beside him, still pouting, and wiped away fresh tears. "You deserve to be treated like a princess, though."

Tommy chuckled and shook his head. "I guess he treats me like a princess, too."

"Why did you have to be so perfect and not mine?" Evan whined turned around in his seat, going back to cry on Chimney's shoulder.

Chimney took out his phone and started recording Evan. "It's okay, brother-in-law, we'll find you another omega."

"I don't want another omega. I want him," Buck said pointing over at Tommy.

"But I'm sure we can find you a different omega. How about that one?"

Tommy looked over to where Hen was pointing and burst out laughing. "Pretty sure that's a wooden pole."

"Don't you call Buck's future omega a wooden pole!" Hen huffed.

"No, that's a literal wooden pole you're pointing at. How drunk are you people?" Tommy asked. "Eddie looks like he's passed out over there."

"Oh no, he isn't passed out. He's crying because he doesn't have an alpha," Chimney informed him.

That tugged at Tommy's heart. He got off his stool and went over to Eddie. "Hey, buddy, you okay there?"

Eddie looked up and a huge grin spread across his lips, although his cheeks were tear-stained. "Tommy!"

Tommy cupped the back of Eddie's head and smiled at him. "You okay?"

"No! I want an alpha, Tommy. I am very lonely," Eddie replied, pouting at him.

"We'll find you, someone, Eddie!" Hen chimed in. "How about that one?"

"That's still a wooden pole, Hen," Tommy sighed.

"Don't call Eddie's future alpha a wooden pole!" Hen chastised him again.

Eddie shrugged at that. "I'll take a wooden pole at this point."

"WAIT! EDDIE! YOU'RE MATED TO MY BEST FRIEND?!" Evan practically yelled and jumped off the stool to come stand next to them. "I can't fight him!"

"Eddie's an omega, Evan, and I am mated to an alpha. I am mated to you, you dumbass," Tommy informed him and rolled his eyes. He kept running his fingers through Eddie's hair.

"What?" Evan's face softened and his blue eyes widened. "Really?"

"Yes," Tommy replied and shook his head.

Evan's eyes filled with tears again and he went over to Chimney and started crying. "Tommy's my omega! How did I get so lucky? I mean, he's so pretty and sweet, and everything I never thought I would get. I don't deserve him."

Tommy's heart hurt a little hearing that. "Evan," he sighed and moved away from Eddie. He went over to Evan and pulled him up. Cupping Evan's cheeks, he looked him in the eyes and said, "You deserve the world and more, Evan Buckley."

Evan sniffled and threw his arms around Tommy, pulling him into a hug. "You're perfect, Tommy, and I can't believe you're mine."

"Well, you better believe it," Tommy chuckled and hugged him back. "I love you, you lovable dumbass."

"So you're having my baby?" Evan asked pulling away from the hug.

Tommy took Evan's hand and put it on his stomach. "Yes, I am. And I will never let you live down the fact that you forgot me and our baby."

Evan pouted at him. "I don't expect you to."

Tommy leaned in and pecked Evan on the nose and then on the lips. "Good."

[diminuel]

Hello! Thank you for responding to my previous ask! I agree, the two older brothers would totally be like 'yeah that makes sense we have a new baby sibling now, yippee!' and 'ew, my dad/boss had sex with the person who killed Luffy almost 3 times now-'

Just curious, for the Crocodile pregnancy thing, where do you stand on it? Like, for you, is it Crocodile is trans, but he only got the boob and hormones part done, did Ivankov turn his privates female just for sexy time again (since Dragon was just THAT good) or is it a a/o/b thing? Or maybe it's just the good ol' fashion MPREG with nothing less and nothing more. Sorry if the question is uncomfortable!

I'm in two (or more) minds about it regarding Crocodile.

Mostly because I don't really get how Iva's power work. It seems to be a complete switch from one sex to the other even though it doesn't make a lot of sense since he controls people's hormone levels. (But this might be a "don't think about it too much" situation.)

Usually, I'd say Iva hasn't really changed his body a lot, just enough for Crocodile to be read as male (as in a deeper voice for example). Why he wanted that, I'm not sure. It doesn't necessarily have to be because he's trans, since we're talking about One Piece after all and the manga's way of dealing with this topic is mostly pretty flippant. Fandom is putting a lot more thought and consideration into it than the canon.

That said, I generally like to imagine that all the transition that Crocodile needed was to be instantly recognized as a man. He kept his reproductive organs as they were.

(At least I imagine that for canon compliant AUs. I have AUs in which he absolutely does not care. Like Stinky Child AU or former Kuja Empress AU. Maybe it's not realistic but I'm making it easy for myself. Let those who have a better understand of it deal with these themes authentically. I'm just here for the silly unless we get very confirmation that he actually is trans. Then I might still be here for the silly but more mindful maybe.)

That said, I do also like good old Mpreg and A/B/O, but I don't think what I've been doing that so far X'D

[thelouspicystash]

Papa Immortal [Trade Commission]

A silly lil short piece I did for @plutocratics about her and her relationship with that funny old man from Invincible. Except the old man is pregnant, ain't that crazy. I've actually been writing a lotta mpreg lately...and there's gonna be more, just you wait lol.

Commissions do be open.

Word Count: 1106

This story contains: Pregnancy, male pregnancy

“Hey, Imms. I’m back!” Pluto called, as she pushed the door open to their home. It was a nice little place, all things considered: spacious, but not massive, and nicely tucked away. For a pair of immortals, it was nice, and for the Immortal, it served as a nice alternative home when not holed up in Guardians HQ. Of course, these days with Pluto, he mostly sticks around here rather than there, and especially so in these particular days.

“Mmph,” he grumbled, currently fully reclined in the reclining chair. “How was work?”

“The standard. Least, the truncated standard,” she remarked, as she slipped off her shoes and hung up her jacket. “If anything, gives me more of a chance to optimize my work. I get so much stuff done then I had before.”

He raised an eyebrow at her. “I thought the point of reduced hours was so you didn’t have to work that much.”

“No, the point is so that I can come home sooner and take care of your pregnant bum,” she replied teasingly, walking over to him and kissing his cheek. “Hey, baby,” he said down to his belly, and kissed that.

Immortal groaned, glancing away. The two certainly did want to have a baby, no doubt there—a few kids, even—but the idea was that Pluto, naturally, would be the one carrying. They weren’t expecting through some weird alien happenstance for Immortal to end up pregnant, yet here he was. While he did remain active for as long as he could, he eventually had to take leave, and has been more or less rotting in their home for the past few months. Pluto, of course, didn’t mind, as it was nice to have him at home more consistently.

“Must you always greet the baby at the same time?” He bemoaned, turning his attention back to her.

“Yeah, why?” She asked, sounding practically genuine. “You’re far enough along that they’d start recognizing our voices. What, you don’t talk with them while I’m gone?”

He glanced away again, a slight bit of blush coming to his face. “I, well…the act of moving between the bed and here is…all I really do these days.”

“You know you don’t have to stay here, right? You can go out and do things?”

“That wouldn’t work,” he countered with a scoff. “I don’t have a secret identity! Someone could easily recognize this,” he gestured at his face, “and they’d know who I am!”

“Right…and then what? Try and kill the two beings who famously cannot die? Have you not thought that through?”

Immortal jerked back a bit, a wide eyed expression on his face as he blinked.

“...ohmygosh, seriously?” Pluto laughed.

“What would I even do anyways?” He asked as his partner continued to laugh. “Go to the market? See a picture show? Walk in the park? I’m…not exactly in my best shape here.” He glanced down at his swell, placing a hand on it.

“Heh, cute you still call them picture shows,” she mumbled under her breath as she calmed down, before speaking back up. “Hey, like I said, if ya didn’t want to have to carry this, you could—”

Before she could even finish, he already held a hand up, prompting her to stop. “Pluto. Do not make me repeat myself,” he began, his voice now very solemn and serious. “I said I was going to carry this baby. I do not want to hear another word to the contrary. I have made my decision here.” Pluto puffed out some air. “Yeah, yeah, but would you have still made that decision had you known where you’d end up? That you’d be like this?” She gestured at his set up.

“I admit it’s been an adjustment being taken care of, but—”

“Not that! All the laying around and rotting and shit,” she clarified. “Give it to me straight: would you?”

Immortal seemed to think for a moment, before glancing away. “I refuse to answer.”

“I know what that means,” she remarked, crossing her arms. She sighed. “Hey, come on. You’re doing this to yourself, ya know? For the past month, you could have gotten up and gone out. Hell, if you were so worried about being ‘discovered’, just go out in your suit. Or don’t. The amount of times I see people like Mark or Eve flying around without their suits on…sheesh. Free fly zone, or something.”

“Those young ones have no idea what they’re risking.” “And you have something to risk?”

“...the baby.”

Suddenly, realization came over Pluto. “Oh…oh, right, yeah. But I mean…you’re still the Immortal, right? No one would wanna fuck with you, especially when pregnant, yeah?”

“Perhaps…this neighborhood is rather calm too, at that.”

“Exactly! See, now ya get it!” She beamed, patting his shoulder. “There’d be no harm if you wanted to go out a bit and be casual. And if anyone gets snooty, just say um…say you just look like Immortal! Yeah! I bet there’s a ton of bears out there that try to emulate your style. Cause of how sexy it is.”

Immortal stared at her blankly. “Why would animals try to—oh! You meant as in larger, hairier men, right?”

“Yeah, that,” she chuckled dryly in reaction. “So, how about it? I do have a day off I can take tomorrow, so maybe you and I could hit the town? Shop around? Get some dinner? My treat.”

He thought for a moment, and slowly a hint of a smile came across his face. “That…would be a nice change of pace. Maybe I could try a nice suit, or—”

“Oh, no, no. Nothing formal, you’re keeping it casual. Shorts and a polo. Nothing else.”

“Suits can be casual.”

“Yeah, maybe back in your day, but not now. Plus it’s like seventy these days, so you’d overheart, especially with this.” She patted his belly.

“Alright, fine,” he sighed, but then gave a genuine smile. “A date with you sounds lovely. I look forward to tomorrow.”

“Awesome,” she smiled back. “Anything I can getcha now, though?”

“Well…” he shifted in his seat a bit. “I think there’s a bit of open space up here…if you’d want to sit down for a bit, seeing as you were on your feet all day.”

Pluto grinned. “I think I’d love nothing more.” Grabbing a hold of the arm, she popped herself right up next to the Immortal, sliding in right next to him, not without being slightly pinned by his bump. The two smiled at each other, came together for a brief yet loving kiss, and snuggled up close, both gently setting a hand on his swell.

[wangxianficfinder]

Fic Finder

Jan 25th

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1. I'm begging to know if you have this fic. Years back, I read a fic where Wei Ying is exiled from the Lan clan and in the process becomes mute kind of (?) by choice. Years-ish later the Lan clan would beg him back to teach the juniors dark arts, and after something he would comply. It's a lot of Lan Zhan trying to apologize and Wei Ying not taking it afterwards, but I do believe it has a good ending. Do you perhaps know what this fic is? I've been trying to dig out the name for a month or so now. @sunshines-child

FOUND? Wei Ying's Destroyed Heart by Belladonna01234 (Wattpad)

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2. hi!!! im looking for a genderbend fic( i think ?) where wwx is set to marry jin guangyao (theyre each others beards) and lwj is the florist, or maybe the other way around. i didnt read it, i only remember those specific things bc of the tags and the summary, but most definitely one of them is the florist at the other's wedding, and they meet and such is life. thank you so much!!!

FOUND! Widow's Weeds by travelingneuritis (E, 18k, wangxian, Modern Cultivation, Gardens & Gardening, Wedding Planning, wedding thwartin, grich people are terrible, Light-Hearted, Smut, Gender Changes, Getting Together, offscreen deaths played for laughs, this is meant to be silly don't worry about it, Scheming, Plotting, wwx and jgy are accidentally-on-purpose bearding each other but i keep it PG, wwx running laps around the entire jin sect)

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3. Hello! I am looking for a fic which I am 90% sure is a WWX/LWJ fic, but there is a 10% chance it might be Keith/Shiro from Voltron (oops, ehe, if so please disregard this ask!). It is a modern au where WWX looks like a rough guy, maybe from a motorcycle gang, and LWJ is a lovely put together businessman. The office where LWJ works begins to notice their boss (LWJ) meeting with tattooed WWX and they think WWX might be up to no good! But WWX is actually a cop or fireman, and he just looks a bit like a road rat. They eat pastries together on their lunch break. Does this ring a bell? I have been looking for ages! Thank you!!!

3 is definitely a Voltron fic if the other blades of Marmora are Keith's fellow cops.

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4. Hi! For fic finder, there is a fic that i only read the summary and a snippet of the story. I didnt read that fic at first because it is not something i usually read, but now its haunting me. Its ice skating au. I think there are "madam yu bashing" In the tag (im not sure). And the snippet i read is NHS beat up WC in secluded place in revenge for WWX. There are no CCTV and NHS said to WC that no one will believe him that NHS beat him up. I know its short, but i really dont know the story. Thank you!

FOUND! enough, for me by doodlebutt (T, 1k, Modern AU) which takes place during chapter 7 of All the shine of a thousand spotlights (M, 60k, WangXian, Modern AU, figure skating, Hurt/Comfort, Mutual Pining, Angst with a Happy Ending, Major Character Injury, Recovery, Getting Together, background relationships - chengqing; xuanli; xiyao, Background Pregnancy, the mortifying ordeal of Talking About Your Feelings, sexually tense pair skating, There Was Only One Bed)

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5. WWX and LZ are flabbergasted to see the other alive: WWX was burning paper money at LZ’s funeral as LZ died protecting him and LZ was attending WWX’s funeral as LZ failed to protect WWX during a nighthunt. The universe did some weird shit that merged the two timelines so now they’re both alive and with each other. I can’t find it anywhere @selena10180

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6. There was this fic, i don't remember, wwx was single and pregnant and his family (i think jiangs or wen? ) was with him? If u could find this fic and more like it?

FOUND? All I Want by Selenay (E, 47k, WangXian, Modern AU, No Powers, Mpreg, Post Holiday Romance, Consequences, Reunions, Idiots in Love, Teacher WWX, Rating earned in later chapters, Handwavey Biology)

FOUND? Nothing but your heart by airinshaw (E, 21k, WangXian, Modern AU, A/B/O Dynamics, Implied Mpreg, First Time, Getting Together, Angst and Drama, Angst with a Happy Ending, Anal Sex, Whump, Breeding Kink) could also be this

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7. hi!! im looking for an unfinished (as of when i read it at least!!) accidental baby acquisition fic where wwx drops a baby (lsz i believe!) off at lwjs door in the middle of the night and disappears — i know thats vague but i dont remember a lot of details? it was a lot of introspection and confusion on lwjs part, kind of OH SHIT i have to look after this baby now n wwx is vanished n idk whats going on. n to my memory in the next chapter or so wwx comes back and is still rlly weird n mysterious n frustrating abt the babys origins n theres wx vibes but lwj is real confused. sorry i dont have more detail but i really hope i can find it!!!

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8. Hi! :D I really hope you can help me find this fic! I have been looking for weeks! it's driving me nuts!

I remember that WWX doesn't die and LXC help him live hidden in CR using the identity of a Lan that has died, WWX is taking care of LWJ/is LWJ's servant, there is a scene where they are in Lanling (I think) and WWX has befriended some of the servants there, him and one? of them are talking about WWX's feelings for LWJ/if LWJ love WWX/or something like that, and then LWJ is there, I'm pretty sure they go somewhere else and confess to e/o

FOUND! Unbreakable Heaven, Luminous Earth by carolyncaves (M, 96k, wangxian, Canon Divergence, Secret Identity, almost to the point of uncomfortable identity theft, Sharing a Bed, Literal Sleeping Together, Mutual Pining, Getting Together, Suicidal Thoughts, that's for WWX after Nightless City and is not pervasive throughout the fic, Blood and Injury, Hurt/Comfort, Caretaking, Sexual Content, Domestic Fluff, Angst with a Happy Ending, Power Imbalance, mainly between WWX and JGY in an entirely nonsexual manner, this isn't really a kid fic but the kids are there, as are some yunmeng sibling feelings, JYL lives, Not Everyone Dies AU, some COVID parallels, this is not a quarantine fic, but thematically WWX deals w things like face-covering for safety and loss of control, also assume all canon warnings, this AU is gentler than canon but isn't a complete fix-it)

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9. Hi hi! Thanks for your wonderful recommendations always! I’m looking for a wangxian fic where WWX has a breakdown in the lotus pier courtyard and the vibes are like “I’ve tried so hard for so long and for what; I can’t anymore; I’m so alone” and the Jiangs are like “… oh shit” and then treat him better after that and help him bear the burdens. (I can’t remember if WWX is a dragon also?) @vi-sky

#9 while the suggestion is great I don’t think this is the fix I was looking for. I don’t think the Jiangs find out about anything until WWX has the breakdown in the courtyard, and I think he kept it to himself for awhile as opposed to his breakdown being chapter 1 in the recommended.

NOT FOUND! 🧡 (Un)Hidden truth by Sarah_R (M, 198k, WIP, WangXian, Suicide attempt, Time Travel, Hurt/comfort, Angst, Self-Harm)

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10. Hello! I can't remember much details but I think lan zhan lands on an unfamiliar planet, there he meet wei ying. Wei ying appearance is different, his body i think is color pink? or blue or like galaxy (눈▽눈) I 'm not really sure but he is not human , also wei ying is shy at first and then warm up eventually. Wahh thank you in advance!

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11. Hello! For fic finder: I am trying to find a fic I read recently (within the last 6 months or so) where Wei Wuxian cultivates a resentful energy core but it was held outside his body in the Yin Tiger Tally. Lan Wangji doesn’t know that, so he convinces Wei Wuxian to give up the Tiger Tally as a gesture of peace. Everyone gathers around to watch and are horrified when as Wei Wuxian crushes the Tiger Tally in his hand and the Tally crumbles to dust, Wei Wuxian keels over in terrible agony at losing his core a second time. I think Wangji rushes over to help but Wen Qing pushes him away. It wasn't Decay by antebunny (although that is a good fic!!). Any thoughts? Thank you!

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12. hi I just remembered a fic in modern verse where Wei Ying boarded a flight that disappeared mid air and landed after 10+ yrs and Lan Zhan comes to pick up from the airport once he gets the news. I can't seem to find it can you please help and thanks for your efforts its bought me across many amazing fanfics

FOUND! 看客散去唯你我不忘 | the world forgets but i still remember you by prettyxianxian (T, 11k, wangxian, Modern, Flashbacks, POV Multiple, Angst with a Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, Everyone Lives AU, Insecurities à la WWX, manifest au, JC & WWX Reconciliation, Good Parent YZY, Good Parent JFM)

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13. Hello!! I'm looking for a fic that I was sure i had reblogged but now I can't find it anywhere 😔 It was on tumblr not ao3. LWJ is sex-cursed and he has to be touched by the person he loves. It was during the burial mound days and WWX is isolated from the cultivation world, and also LWJ refuses to ask him for help for that, he'drather die. LXC finds out and takes an unconscious LWJ to the burial mounds and gives him a day to tell WWX on his own or LXC will do it, and LWJ only agrees because he intends to run away before WWX finds out why he's there @kokobabee

FOUND! Tumblr Fic by @jingyismom

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14. Hello! I badly need help. I've been looking for this fic. I think it was like 5+1 or something where other people learn that Sizhui is Hanguangjun's son and that one time that Wei Wuxian did. I remember some of the 5+1 was a scene with a vendor, another scene with Ouyang-zongzhu in a nighthunt and I'm not sure if Jiang Wanyin was also one of them. But yeah, I've tried all keywords I could think of but I just can't find it. I hope you can help me. Thank you so much for all your efforts.

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15. Hello I am looking for a fic where the world agrees to not kill Wei Ying if he marries and dual cultivates with someone and it's LWJ @calamityisalve

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16. I am looking for a fic where wangxian invite the cultivation world to their wedding but wei wuxian and Lan shizui get badly hurt during the hunt before the wedding. The wedding is postponed and I think it had a scene where they fell down a waterfall? Please find it for me🙏

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17. Hiiii!!!! I’m looking for a Twitter thread fic about a Warprize Lwj ABO Au where he became a consort to wen zhuliu? I think it was him, anyway, he gave birth a-yuan but a-yuan was actually Wwx son. I remember there was quote retweeted art of the thread fic where Wwx was standing over a-yuan’s cradle.

If you actually manage to find it a million thanks!!! @silent-taco

FOUND? Twitter thread by @cerbykerby, art by @hellinglaozu

FOUND? 🔒 Poison series by Cy_an_Blue, NiceElsa (E, 30k, wangxian, Gods & Goddesses, God WWX, God LY, A/B/O, Alpha WWX, Omega LY, Pre-Relationship wangxian, Implied/Referenced Forced Marriage, Implied/Referenced Bottom LWJ, Omega LWJ, Alpha LXC, Married WangXian with kids, Dark, War Prize LWJ, Forced Pregnancy, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Not by WangXian, Adultery, Cheating, Threats of Violence, Threats of Child Abuse/Murder, Implied/Referenced Domestic Violence, Angst with a Happy Ending, Canon-Typical Violence, Canon-Typical Gore, Smut, Mpreg, Pregnancy, Pregnant Sex, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Endgame Wangxian, Post Mpreg, post pregnancy, Protective LQR, Gūsū Lán Elders Bashing)

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18. Hello! I hope you can help me find this one, because I’m not having much luck; Wei Ying agrees to do what the sects want in exchange for the Lan sect taking in the Wen. He is basically imprisoned in the Unclean Realm and can’t practice demonic cultivation, and over time Nie Huaisand and Nie Mingjue start to warm up to him.

I think the one scene I remember most is a scene where Lan Huan asks Wei Ying if he can play for Nie Mingjue but Wei Ying says he can’t and admits that he has no golden core after making Lan Huan promise to keep it a secret. Hope this helps?

FOUND? Always walked a very thin line by tucuxi (T, 22k, WangXian, NHS & WWX, JYL & WWX, Depression, Anxiety Attacks, Canon Divergence, Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Self-Worth Issues, Slow Burn, Oblivious WWX, Golden Core Reveal, WWX Has No Golden Core, Chronic Pain, Chronic Illness)

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19. 你好! I've been looking for a fic with mute wei ying? (mute by choice, I believe). I cannot remember much, but I do remember that Wei Ying is exiled by the Gusu Lan clan, led by Lan Zhan himself. He's later called back to teach the juniors lessons on Demonic cultivation, where they found out after many years of choosing not to talk, he's kind of lost his voice. I don't know if you could find this fic, but it's been plaguing my brain for awhile now.

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20. Hi! Searching for a fic where omegaxian is the assistant physician of Wen Qing and then Emperor (not sure if emperor or just a prince) Alphaji want him immediately as his consort. Wen qing and other people protested and told alphaji that omegaxian is not available because he is only a physician.

I remember it being a threadfic in X (twitter)

Thank you so much

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[ktisis-collective]

Welcome to hell

you can call me Ray if you’d like, i go by he/him cuz i said so.

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I like rebloging stuff about myself.

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I don’t really post actually.

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yup we got:

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My favorite youtuber is Mumbo Jumbo

i am in fact a prophet trust i have the blessing of apollo (/silly apollo dont strike me down)

I am a father of too many (14)

i’m married to my lovely, amazing, perfect, sweet, kind, caring, angelic, and wonderful wife @ima-bellwoo

I love poetry

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I like dark blue

I am the only straight white cis guy in our system (not anymore lmao)

I love makeup

I like off white colors

I like black

What do you guys look like?

this (it will not always be up to date)

[saiyanwitcher]

Hiii ! I have a question which may be a little silly but I don’t remember if it was ever confirmed in early PoD . Can a male Eldri get pregnant ? I’m not sure how it works but I saw the Mpreg tag …

Hi Anon!

So glad you asked. Yes, it was discussed very early on in POD between Alonso and Max in chapter 9. I will include a snippet from that chapter below, but the summary from their conversation is that, yes, it is possible. Alonso didn't know that if Charles missing his tail would effect his ability for that, but there is really no way to know that without trying to see what happens. And oh boy, did Max try😉

Time will tell on if he was successful.

Chapter 9 discussion:

Max sat quietly for a while, the hundred questions he wanted to ask flying through his mind, but he couldn’t unstick his tongue from the roof of his mouth. There was only one he could make his mouth form the words for.  “You said he could . . . bear a child, but not without his tail. Are you sure?” Looking thoughtful at his question, the elder rubbed his chin. “I’m not completely sure since I’m clearly no expert in Eldri anatomy, but I would think that missing the primary source of his energy would inhibit it.” “But he’s strong? I’ve sparred with him. He’s not diminished in any way. Charles in some ways is more fearless without it, and he challenges me with his creativity in battle.” Max said, moving his hands while he talked to relieve some tension. Alonso smiled at him. “I would like to join you at your next spar then. Let me see for myself if you say he has such talent and promise.“ 

[drowsy-fantasy]

Vannimarco MPREG

Crack fic...with heart because @mannimarcoiscool and @caliblorn won't stop

no porn. it's just silly.

“How do you know I’m even the father?” Vanus rested his chin on his folded hands, staring across the low table at Mannimarco, who was resting a hand on his stomach. It protruded through his robes. Or rather, it would have, if he had not clearly gone to a tailor - or somehow gotten someone to do it in his own secretive chambers. Hells, he was only here now because Mannimarco allowed it. He frowned. He did not want to be here. 

“Vanus Galerion, of course you are.” Mannimarco sipped from a glass that Vanus hoped was not wine. Why did that thought cross his mind? He didn’t care a whit for his one-time friend. Or…he was not really pregnant, was he? “Do you think it would be anyone else?” 

“Well, Molag Bal for one-” 

“That would rip me in half.” Mannimarco snapped, putting the empty glass down. He shivered, then stood up and walked across the room to close the window. Vanus leaned in and sniffed the glass surreptitiously. No alcohol. Very well. “Besides. I wouldn’t be let free to roam around if I were bearing the child of a Daedric Prince. I’m sure I’d be in a cage somewhere until it was ready to come out.” 

“Speaking of which.” Vanus coughed delicately, leaning back as Mannimarco returned to the table and sat in his chair. 

“Unfortunately, it can’t come out the same way it got in,” Mannimarco grinned at Vanus, who, despite himself, had to break eye contact as he felt his face heat up. Alright, he was definitely the father, then. “I was able to secret away some skilled healers who took reasonable bribes. I might even not make them my undead servants after.” 

Vanus’ stomach roiled. “Fucking disgusting. Why am I even here. Why should I even care about you, or this?” He pushed himself up from the table, chair rattling and almost tipping backwards. 

Mannimarco tilted his head back, regarding Vanus as he stood. “You don’t want to raise your daughter?” 

“You can’t know it’s a girl.” 

“It’s a girl because I said so.” Mannimarco rose to his feet, wincing and putting his hand on his lower back. “You’ll see. I’ll bring you back when I need you.” 

Grimacing, Vanus grabbed his cloak and marched out of the room.  -----------------------------

He could see the moon through the open curtains. The air was warmer now, as the season had progressed, and the window had remained in its unlocked state all evening. Vanus glanced at the man in the bed; Mannimarco slept disturbingly peacefully for a man who had accomplished so much heinous evil in the world. The healers had dispersed and they were alone together. He looked so vulnerable like this. If he so desired it, Vanus surely could kill him like this. He should - 

The small weight in his arms stopped him before he could rise to his feet. The swaddled infant, bathed and fed, rested in his lap. She was quiet now, her big, turquoise eyes blinking up at him in an unfocused, strange sort-of way. He wracked his brains; had he held a child so small before? Surely not. She was hours old, the back of her head fitting neatly in the palm of his hand. Her tiny hand was curled around his index finger, holding on for dear life. Babies could be so manipulative in their adorable little reflexes. 

Vanus sighed and settled again on the divan, getting comfortable once more and preparing for a long night. The breeze lifted his hair, stirring what little there was on his charge as well. He looked down once more at her tiny face. Her little nose, her rounded high cheeks, her enormous eyes. 

“Alright. If you’re going to stay awake, so will I.” He vowed. Then, he smiled. “Let me tell you a story, little one.”

[steviestits]

I hope you don't have a limit

1 changeling steve

2 omega transmigration

3 upside down transformation

4 warlock Eddie AU

5 dark vampire AU

6 cannon real DnD

Nope, no limit! I'm just glad to see people are interested in my work! And sorry for taking so long. I know it's silly, but I wanted to round out the snippets a bit to make them equal to the other ones I posted. I hope you like them.

CW: Feminization and Mpreg

Changeling Steve: So, Steve doesn't know it, but he was switch at birth and is actually a changeling abandoned by his fae parents in the human world. As fate would have it, Steve wanders into a fairy circle and is transported to a party being hosted by fae king Eddie.

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When the song ended, Steve drew away from Eddie, even though their eyes remained locked. He’d never met anyone who commanded the room like Eddie did, not even Steve’s father could carry himself with so much confidence that everyone else in the room was forced to pay attention to the fae king. That’s why Steve was still shocked that the other had come up to him and chose to dance with him through most of the night.

Steve didn’t want this moment to end, but he knew that he had to get back to his home. His dad would chew him out if he was late, which he’d been doing more since Steve turned eighteen. Sometimes, it felt as if all Steve had to do was breathe to set his dad off on him about how much of a screw-up Steve was and how he hadn’t lived up to their expectations at all. So, even though Steve wanted to stay with Eddie, he didn’t want to incur his dad’s wrath any more than he already had by merely existing.

It was then with a heavy heart that he broke eye contact with the fae king and took a step back. At least he tried to, but Eddie caught Steve by the wrist to hold him in place. The grip of the fae king was stronger than Steve expected, effectively preventing Steve from leaving as he wanted. Steve tried to struggle free, but he found he was unable to budge the hand even an inch.

��Where do you think you’re going?” Eddie asked domineeringly.

“I’m heading home,” Steve said, still struggling a bit in the tight grip. “I’m sure my parents are worried about me.”

The fae king snorted in amusement. “You are home. This is where the fae belong.”

“I didn’t mean to lead you on, but I’m not fae. I stumbled into a fairy circle on accident. I’m human. I’m from the human world.”

“Sweetheart, even if you were human, once someone enters the fae realm, they can’t leave. They become property of the fae king, which is me.”

“Eddie, it’s been fun, but I really do have to go. My dad will kill me if I don’t get home in time.”

“You don’t have to worry about that, because as I said, you’re my property. He can’t touch my property, which you are.”

Then with a wave of Eddie’s hand, a silver collar with a thin chain that matched the baubles that adorned his hair. Steve tugged at the collar, but it wouldn’t budge, and when he traced his fingers along the rim, he couldn’t find a clasp. It was as if the collar had been welded together, trapping Steve in it permanently. The chain then lengthened and wrapped around Eddie’s hand, clearly denoting his ownership.

“Until you learn,” Eddie said while giving the chain a tug, drawing Steve closer. “Because you’re mine, and no one else can have you.”

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Omega Transmigration: Decided to post a piece from Eddie's perspective in the second piece. I really like how this one is turning out, especially since I get to make Eddie an elf in it.

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Eddie leaned back in his chair and took a sip from his goblet of wine while his eyes were locked onto the chrysalis holding his omega. Taking up most of the bedroom, jagged, sky-blue shards that protruded out from the cluster it had formed to serve as the base of the chrysalis, and though the shards were transparent, each shard refracted an eerie glow that prevented anyone from observing the transformation happening within it. No one had ever preformed the ritual for at least a hundred years, so Eddie couldn’t help but worry, especially given that he couldn’t see Steve to give himself some assures that the omega was fine.

The door behind Eddie opened, but he didn’t turn his head to look. He already knew who it was since this wouldn’t be the first time his uncle has come to visit him as he waited for Steve to emerge from his chrysalis. Wayne was worried about him, so Eddie couldn’t blame him for his constant check-ins, but Eddie stood by his decision, and he wouldn’t leave Steve’s side until the two of them could officially be together as mates.

“Now, you know I don’t like meddling in other people’s business,” Wayne began.

“Then why are you here?” Eddie snapped testily. “I’m not leaving until I know Steve is alright.”

“I understand that, but another day has passed and you still haven’t left the house.”

“The clan will be fine without me for a few days.”

“I’m not talking as your clan leader, but as your uncle. It’s unhealthy, Eddie, to be so attached to an omega in this way.”

“The moment he comes out, he’s going to begin his first heat. I want to be there when it happens. I want to mate him as soon as possible, so I can watch him round with my pup.”

“Omegas aren’t as fertile during their first heat. I just don’t want you to be disappointed when it takes a few heats for Steve to start rounding with your pup. It’s best to let Joyce and the other omegas help him through his first heat.”

Eddie growled. “No one else, not even another omega, gets to see my mate during his heats.”

“When did you get to be so stubborn?” Wayne asked with a put-upon sigh.

“Like you’re one to talk, old man. You’re just as stubborn, maybe even more so.”

Wayne snorted in amusement and ruffled Eddie’s hair. He stayed for a few more moments, but ultimately left like he’d done each of the previous days to get something for Eddie to eat so he wouldn’t starve as he waited for his mate to emerge from the chrysalis. And maybe Eddie was being silly, getting hung up on an omega as he was, but he could feel it in his bones that Steve was his true mate and that he would get pregnant, even on his first heat, with their pups, which would be strong and beautiful, just like their mother.

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Upside Down Transformation: This one, after the battle in the Upside Down, Eddie and Steve start to go through some changes because of the bat bites. Eddie becomes similar to an alpha while Steve becomes similar to an omega and develops a pussy. Obviously, they end up fucking in the end, but not before Steve is a little humiliated at the fact that Eddie is getting bigger while he's getting smaller.

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“Are you getting shorter?” Eddie heard Dustin ask.

Glancing up from his notes, Eddie saw Dustin hadn’t followed the rest of the kids to Steve’s living room but stood with Steve near the door to the kitchen. Eddie stared at the two, and now that Dustin had mentioned it, Steve did seem shorter. Not by an extremely noticeable amount, but Dustin and Steve were almost the same height now when previously Steve still had a few inches on the other boy.

And maybe it was only Eddie’s imagination, but Steve seemed prettier somehow. While Steve had always been handsome, there was some extra details that Eddie couldn’t help noticing now that he was looking. Steve’s lips seemed fuller and hair was a little longer, maybe silkier, too. Also, though Steve was wearing layers, Eddie thought that Steve was a bit curvier, especially in the area around his hips.

“You’re imaging things,” Steve insisted, crossing his hands over chest. “And why does how tall I am concern you? You the height police or something?”

Dustin held up his hands defensively. “I was just asking. Didn’t know it was a touchy subject.”

“It’s not a touchy subject!”

“I don’t know, Steve! It’s starting to seem like it is!”

The two continued to bitch at each other, forgetting their original argument as Steve adeptly distracted Dustin by getting them further off-topic. Eddie didn’t, however, and he couldn’t help but wonder if Steve was going through the same changes as him but only slightly different. Even though it wasn’t as extensively, Steve had been bitten by the Demo-bats, too. If their venom was changing Eddie as he theorized then there was a chance that the same thing could be happening to Steve, though making him smaller rather than bigger.

Eddie wanted to ask but decided now wasn’t the time. It’d be better to mention it when they were alone, out of earshot of the younger kids since some of the changes were of a sexual manner. At least he hoped some of Steve’s changes were like that given that, while Eddie wouldn’t call it a crush, he did find Steve attractive and desired to have this conversation to lead to more as they both explored the sexual side of their transformation.

And maybe Steve sensed Eddie’s sexual desire, because he glanced over from where he was arguing with Dustin to catch Eddie’s eye line. A subtle blush appeared on Steve’s cheeks, and he quickly turned away, retreating into the kitchen while Dustin followed, unaware of the electricity that had passed between his babysitter and DM. Eddie was honestly liking his chances that something would happen between them if Eddie brought up the changes, and he couldn’t wait until he could wrap up the game so they could talk.

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Warlock Eddie AU: Sort of an extremely, EXTREMELY loose Sabrina the Teenage Witch au. Eddie and Steve are dating, but Eddie wants more, so he preforms different rituals on Steve to make him into everything he could ever want in a boyfriend/wife.

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Eddie watched as Steve stepped out from behind the coffee counter, revealing a slight swell in his stomach, signaling that the ritual had worked. He’d effectively made his mortal boyfriend pregnant. The other man didn’t seem to notice that anything was unusual about this fact, and instead had a loving hand on the bump as he continued to approach Eddie to happily place a quick kiss on his cheek.

“How’s my sweethearts doing?” Eddie asked, while drawing Steve closer, making certain to place his hand on the bump. “Smell of coffee isn’t making you sick?”

“A little,” Steve replied as he put his hand over Eddie’s. “But, it’s not like I can just quit and leave Robin alone now that I’m pregnant, especially given that I’ll need to take maternity leave in a few months. Have to build the hours now.”

It pleased Eddie to hear Steve talk this way, as if him being pregnant and suddenly having a womb was completely normal. He even seemed excited about the baby that he was carrying, unaware that the child was place inside him with the use of magic. On top of that, none of the mortals around the shop were giving Steve a second glance either, acting as if they were used to seeing Steve pregnant when previously he hadn’t had that capability.

“You can always quit. That way you can stay home with the baby when they’re born,” Eddie suggested. “Wayne wouldn’t mine if you moved in, too.”

“I really do want to stay home with the baby, but I’d feel terrible if I left all the financial burden on you and your uncle.”

“You wouldn’t be, Stevie. Wayne would love having his grandniece or nephew living with him. And you could help around the house.”

Steve bit his lip. “I’ll think on it, alright?”

While Steve said that, Eddie could feel that he wouldn’t as Steve had already made up his mind. Steve always worried about being a bother because of how his parents treated him like a burden back when he used to live with them. He never let Eddie take care of him, even when it wouldn’t be inconvenience him at all.

Eddie pressed a kiss into Steve’s lips then rubbed the bump, when an idea stuck him. Why did he have to stop with getting Steve pregnant? There were other rituals and magics that he could use to change Steve’s mind about moving in with him and quitting his job. He didn’t have to stop there either since with magic, he could change Steve even further into the perfect wife and mother, who would also be approved by the Witch’s Council.

The only problem was, like the pregnancy ritual, these changes would be above Eddie’s skill level. He’d have to ask Wayne for help again if he wanted to complete these. His uncle had come to view Steve as a second son, however, so Eddie hoped that meant that he’d want to help Eddie remove the obstacles that were standing in the way of their relationship.

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Dark Vampire AU: This is set after s4 and is similar to the HoLN except that it happens in canon. Also, Eddie doesn't have an army except for the few Demogorgons that he controls due to being a general of Vecna's. He captures Steve and turns him into his wife through different brainwashing methods from HoLN as it's much more subtle in this one given the lack of magical means.

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“I promise I won’t touch you unless you ask me, baby.” The corner of Eddie’s mouth ticked up slightly. “I’m not a complete monster, after all.”

“This cup locked to my junk says otherwise.”

“That’s for your own protection. I had a feeling you wouldn’t like my wardrobe choice, so I placed that on you for safety. Once you meet them, I think you’ll agree that it’s best not to dangle loose meat in front of my pets.”

Chittering filled the air, freezing Steve’s blood as he recognized the chilling sound. Soon, three demodogs stalked their way towards Eddie, circling around him like sharks. Eddie reached down, stroking their backs gently as if they were average puppies instead of horrific flesh-eating monsters from another dimension.

“Stevie, I’d like to introduce you to Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli. Raised them myself from when they just wee slugs. Aren’t they precious?”

“A pack of angels,” Steve muttered sarcastically.

Eddie smirked, reaching down to scratch the largest one, Aragorn, underneath its chin. Legolas, the lithe and spindly demodog, nuzzled up against Eddie’s leg to await its turn, while the runt, Gimli, turned its attention to Steve, staring up at him knowingly despite it not having any eyes. The scene might’ve been considered cute if they were actual dogs instead of the things that haunted Steve’s nightmares.

After another moment, Eddie said, “I’m glad you feel that way since they’re going to be the ones guarding you while I’m away doing business for the boss.” He paused then glanced up at Steve. “And don’t worry, I keep them well fed, so unless you do something stupid like trying to remove your lovely accessories or whatever, there won’t be any accidents. Got it?”

Steve knew he was a prisoner. He knew that, but for some reason, finding out that he would be guarded by the creatures that had almost killed him a few years back was what really made the situation feel real. This wasn’t a dream or some prank that Eddie had cooked up to mess with him. Steve was a prisoner. It was a fact, but that didn’t mean he couldn’t try to escape.

“There’s a balcony,” Steve warned. “I could jump, and I’d be out the door before they could catch me. I’ve outrun demodogs before. I can do it again.”

“Go ahead, sweetheart. See what happens.”

With a cocky smile, Eddie put his hands in his pocket, making no move to stop him. It gave Steve pause, feeling that Eddie had concocted a way to keep him on the grounds of the mansion. He then remembered the collar that was around his neck, so he raised his hands to feel for the mechanism attached to it.

“This is a shock collar,” Steve said flatly. “You put a shock collar on me.”

Eddie grinned. “Have to make sure you behave somehow, princess. I’ll take it off once I know you’ll behave, though. Cross my undead heart.”

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Canon Real DnD: Set pre-s4, Eddie discovers that what he makes happen in his campaigns comes true. He, of course, abuses this power in order to make Steve his. This was a prompt, but it also mixes the idea that Eddie caused s4 to happen because he introduced Vecna in his campaign.

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Pausing at the door, Steve seemed to be considering something. Then, instead of following the kids out, he turned around and made his way back inside the drama room to where Eddie stood. He sucked in breath, clearly nervous about whatever it was that he was going to say. In turn, Eddie felt anxious as he recalled what he made Prince Stefan do in the game this session.

“I just-” Steve said while licking his lips. “I’ve never- I need you- I want- Eddie, I want you to- After I drop off the kids...”

Eddie raised an eyebrow. “What exactly do you want me to do? You’re not being very clear.”

“I want you to fuck me! On your throne! I want you to fuck me on your throne!”

The phrase was much cruder than Eddie had put it in the session, but it was generally the same idea that he’d put forth. Eddie hadn’t believed Dustin when he’d said that what was happening in his sessions had been coming true, but here was Steve coming up to him, asking to be fucked on the throne just like how Prince Stefan had asked Demon Lord Dee to fuck him.

“Yeah?” Eddie asked, deciding to play it cool, as if he wasn’t interested. “Why should I? How do I know that this isn’t some kind of trick?”

“It’s not,” he replied, brow furrowing. “I just want you to fuck me on the throne. Want your- your cum in my ass! Eddie, please. I’ll do anything. Just fill me.”

Eddie smirked at how desperate Steve sounded to be fucked, exactly how he had imagined Prince Stefan had been when he had begged the demon lord. Even if Steve suspected that Eddie had a character based off him, there was no way he’d know how desperate the prince was to be fucked. He doubted that would be something that Dustin would mention to Steve, not that any of the kids understood what Eddie mean to be able to tell Steve that’s what he wanted.

“Well, if that’s what you want, Stevie, I aim to please. But after you drop off the sheepies. Don’t want them to suspect that I’m railing their favorite babysitter in here.”

Red colored Steve’s cheeks, and he nodded bashfully then said, “I’ll be right back then.”

“Don’t take too long, or I’ll start without you.”

Then Eddie added a wink, which caused the blush on Steve’s cheeks to deepen even further. It was honestly unreal that he had Steve “the Hair” Harrington in front of him acting as bashful as a virgin all because that’s how Eddie had described his counterpart during the session. Eddie couldn’t help but wonder how far he could push this newfound power, if it was limited to simply altering perceptions or if he could push it further into the physical realm. To be honest, he already had several storylines swirling in his head, as he was eager to find out more about his capabilities.

[batcvntry]

avenged sevenfold [how did we get here]

rating| Teens and Up

word count| 1,997

warnings| Kinda Crackfic, Mpreg - Mentioned, ABO - Mentioned, Zonny - Mentioned Towards the End

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“Quiet on set.” The producer for this live yells out and it quickly goes silent in the room. The main camera man counts down softly before clapping his hands. Brooks shifts nervously in his seat, was it really a good idea to do this? After all it was just a silly post he saw on twitter but there is no backing down now. He glances at his band mates, all of them seem comfortable enough. When he had shown them the tweet, Johnny and Zacky had jumped at the idea, Brian was onboard but a little hesitant and Matt was down for anything. So here they are, sitting in an empty green room about to read fanfiction about themselves. The band says hello to the live, the energy getting stronger as they get comfortable on the live. Brooks clears his throat, scooting forward on his chair a little.

“So this is gonna be a little different than our other lives.” He smiles at the camera, feeling his nerves slowly dissipate. “A few days ago I saw a fan tweet about having me react to fanfictions written about me. And I thought if I’m going to do this, I’m not doing it alone… So tonight you get us reacting to fanfictions written about us.” 

“We all have our first fics pulled up. For the privacy of the author’s we will not be saying who wrote them or the titles.” Zacky says, a wide smile playing on his face. Everyone unlocks their phones, mentally preparing for what they may read. 

“Oh and we have never read these before so you’ll be getting our live reactions.” Johnny chuckles. Brian rubs his face, glancing at his phone and then the camera,

“Guess we’re really doing this, huh?” 

“Don’t get your panties in a twist, Gates. I know you’ll find something you like.” Zacky laughs as he reaches over and ruffles Brian’s hair. Brian quickly bats his hand away, glaring at the younger man. 

In minutes silence falls over the group as they read their first picks of fanfictions. Brian had to admit that this fic is good, the author kinda nailed his personality. With every passing minute he can feel himself getting more and more invested with what he is reading. Johnny giggles to himself as he reads, this author was making him bottom for Matt and in all honesty it is hot to him. Matt groans softly, his dick twitching in his pants as he reads about Brian topping him after he was behaving like a brat. Little did anyone besides the band know that it is almost an exact scripture of what happened between him and the lead guitarist last night. Zacky is fully invested in his fic, it’s a cute fluff of him confessing his feelings to Johnny. He would be lying if he said he hasn’t browsed the Avenged Sevenfold tag on tumblr before and found his fair share of fics, but nothing as sweet as this. Brooks’ face is bright fucking red, how do these people come up with these ideas? He can’t believe that he is reading about the singer of his band fucking the lead guitarist.

“HE DID WHAT TO ME?” Brian yells a little louder than he intended. Everyone’s head snaps towards the guitarist, his face is beat red. 

“What is it, dude?” Johnny asks. Brian shakes his head, too embarrassed to say what he just read outloud. Zacky leans over, reading the fic that Brian had picked. He bursts out with laughter as he reads what Brian reacted to, full belly laughter, hand on his stomach, head tossed back. 

“Oh my fucking god.” Matt glances at Johnny and Brooks, who are just as confused as he is. Zacky calms down a little, “Matt you fucking got Syn pregnant.” 

Matt’s face turns as red as Brian’s, if not redder. What were people writing about them? Johnny has to put down his phone, he is laughing so hard, someone had really written mpreg about them. Brooks chuckles, shaking his head softly. Matt glances at Brian but quickly decides to stare at the floor because now he has the thought of fucking a baby into Brian even though he knows it’s not possible. 

“But like how?” Brian asks. He tries his hardest to hide his red cheeks behind his hands but it’s no use, everyone on the live can see his blush. Zacky claps his hands together, smirking because he knows he is going to ruin his friend right now.

“So there is this trope in fanfiction called Mpreg. Sometimes it’s called Mister Seahorse because it’s about a man getting pregnant. You know how like male seahorses are the ones that carry their babies.” Johnny nods in agreement, watching as the cogs work in Brian’s head. Matt chuckles softly, shaking his head. How did something like this even start? He thinks to himself. “It’s quite popular among the ABO community.” 

“The fucking what?” Brian looks like a lost puppy at this point. Zacky chuckles, wow these guys really don’t know anything about fanfiction at all.

“It stands for Alpha, Beta, Omega.” Johnny says before Zacky can open his mouth. Zacky nods in agreement, letting his friend explain this one. 

“And that is?” Matt asks, finally looking up from the floor. 

“It’s like a system… People are born into different roles, alpha’s are dominant, beta’s are neutral, and omega’s are submissive.” Johnny takes a little pause. “Like I would be a beta, Brooks would be a beta as well, Zacky would be an alpha, Brian would be an alpha.” 

“And me?” Johnny smirks at the singer. 

“You really want me to answer that, Shadows?” Johnny chuckles. Matt glares at Johnny, standing up so he can playfully shove his bassist’s shoulder. Brian’s eyes are hooked to Matt, so Johnny thinks he is the naturally dominant one, which to be fair is true for the most part. He makes a mental note to check out ABO fanfics when he is alone. 

Slowly the band goes back to their respective fics, all of them coming to terms that this is actually really fun. Johnny starts giggling again, whoever wrote this fic got him down to a point. Especially with his kinks. 

“Oooo Matt, you’ve got fangs in this one.” He wiggles his eyebrows suggestively at the singer. Matt looks up at him with a confused look on his face. 

“What the hell are you reading?” Matt questions.

“A pretty hot scene of you pinning me against the wall and biting my neck.” Matt nearly chokes on his spit. Johnny looks up at the camera, speaking directly to the live audience. “And to whoever wrote this, you’ll know who you are. The biting is spot on.” 

Matt has to cover his cheeks to hide his blush. Why did this have to be hot to him? He shouldn’t be feeling the things he is while reading fanfiction about himself and his bandmates. What’s worse is that Johnny’s statement brought back the memories of the City Of Evil tour. The nights he spent pinning the younger man to a crappy hotel bed and making him Matt’s bitch. The memories of how he joked about Johnny getting a neck tattoo so he has the perfect target for his lover’s to bite. 

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Brooks has officially lost count of how many Bratt fanfictions he has read, he doesn’t even remember picking out this many fics about Brian and Matt. He chuckles as he reads the sentence ‘No matter how many times he tried to deny it, Matt was the princess of the band.’ Brooks looks straight in the camera and says in the most serious voice, 

“Matt is the prettiest princess. Definitely the princess of the band.” Johnny and Zacky howl with laughter, Matt mutters something under his breath about getting back at Brooks but he knows that there is no actual threat behind it. Brian laughs, ruffling Matt’s hair,

“That’s right, he’s our princess.” Matt slaps his hand away, growling lowly at Brian. But that does nothing except make a smirk pull at Brian’s lips. 

“I am not a princess.” Matt mutters out loud enough for the camera to catch. This just makes the whole band laugh, 

“Yea and you’re not the one who has us make him coffee every morning.” Johnny pokes fun at Matt. 

“And he’s definitely not the one who complains when things aren’t done for him.” Zacky chimes in. 

“Alright, enough.” Matt says. “Little fuckers.” He mutters under his breath but Zacky and Johnny hear. Brooks looks up from his phone again, smirking at Brian. 

“Can confirm that Syn pouts like an angry cat when he doesn’t get attention.” The drummer says confidently. Brian crosses his arms, pouting softly at the call out that the drummer just made. 

“Do not.” He bites back. 

“Dude you totally do.” Zacky smirks at Brian, “Just yesterday you sulked in the corner for 15 minutes cause Matt wanted to finish a game of Call Of Duty instead of drinking with you.” 

Brian opens and closes his mouth a few times, trying to think of a comeback. But his mind draws a blank so he resorts to sticking his tongue out at Zacky. The younger guitarist chuckles, even now more than 25 years of friendship later they still managed to act like children. 

Zacky laughs like an insane person as he gets the beginning of the smut of the newsest fic that he picked.

“You guys really think that I am bottoming for Johnny? Synyster and Matt, I understand having me bottom but Johnny? Sorry man but I don’t think that’s how it would work.” 

“Hey.” Johnny retorts. 

“What about Wackerman?” Brian asks, wiggling his eyebrows at the younger man. Zacky’s eyes rake over Brooks, since he joined the band Zacky thought the drummer was attractive and thinking about him in this way has Zacky’s pulse beating a little faster. He smirks softly as he finally looks Brooks in the eyes,

“Yea I’d bottom for Brooks.” Now it is Brooks’ turn to blush for the first time tonight. 

“So it’s just me that you hate, huh?” Johnny jokes. Zacky looks over at the bassist, his smirk only growing as he ruffles Johnny’s hair. 

“Oh I don’t hate you but there is no way that you are topping me. Especially during the self-titled tour, sorry dude but you were a twink.” 

“Don’t act like you weren’t a twink as well.” Johnny snaps back, his cheeks on fire. 

“I won’t deny that but I just can’t see little old twink Johnny topping me.” 

“I totally could have topped you, dickhead.” Johnny crosses his arms, standing his ground. 

“Sure you could have. And I could have taken Matt’s place as singer.” Zacky says sarcastically. 

Matt claps his hands together, saying that it’s been fun but the band should wrap up the live so they can do the sound check for tonight’s show. One by one the boys say goodbye to the live, saying that they would gladly do it again. Once the camera is off Johnny turns to Zacky again,

“I could have topped you back then and I can top you now.” 

“Wanna bet on it, big boy?” Zacky smirks at Johnny. 

“Jesus.. How bout the two of you settle this in a closet backstage or something? We already know the answer to who was topping who back then.. Go see if it’s the same for fucks sake.” Brian huffs out, he mostly meant it as a joke seeing as they have to do a sound check in less than 10 minutes. 

“50 bucks says I can top you.” Johnny stares at Zacky, waiting to see what the older man will do. 

“Deal.” Zacky stands from his seat, moving closer to Johnny so he can whisper in the bassist’s ear. “How bout backstage after the show? Like the old days.” Johnny nods excitedly, sure he is probably going to lose 50 dollars but he couldn’t care less. 

[babygirl-diaz]

VERY random mpreg prompt, feel free to use or lose—A running joke bt Buck and Eddie is that Buck will often teasingly ask Eddie if he’s turning into a pumpkin when they’re out at night, since he’s usually the first one ready to leave. However, when Eddie’s pregnant, he doesn’t immediately take the joke in the intended spirit 🎃

((I really had fun with this prompt, anon. Thank you!))

It's The Great Pumpkin, Eddie Diaz

Buck’s omega was a practical and punctual man. He was the one who set the pace in their relationship, and he was also the first one ready to head out on their date nights. He liked to make sure that they were home before 11 PM so that they could get a good night’s sleep and be up for their shift on time the next morning. “Oh baby,” Buck said one day when he found Eddie impatiently tapping his foot by the door while checking his watch multiple times. “You’re like our own personal Cinderella. I swear one of these days you’ll turn into a pumpkin if we’re out past our bedtime.” 

Eddie just looked at him and rolled his eyes, but an amused chuckle escaped his lips‌. “You’re a real comedian, Mr. Buckley-Diaz,” he said, putting on his jacket. “Now, come on, let’s go.” 

This became a running joke between them, where Buck would always tease Eddie about “turning into a pumpkin”. That was until the omega got pregnant. Yeah, probably not the best move calling your very pregnant husband a pumpkin. Especially not when he was overly sensitive about his appearance these days. But Buck's mouth usually ran ahead of his brain and that’s how he ended up here, sitting outside the closed bedroom door while Eddie wouldn’t stop crying inside. 

It all started as they were heading out to dinner for their 3rd anniversary. Eddie was getting impatient, as usual. 

“Buck, come on, we’re gonna be late. Do you know how hard it was to get a reservation at this place?” Eddie called out just as Buck left the room, putting on his watch. 

“We still have 30 minutes, Eds, and the restaurant is only 10 minutes away.” 

“But traffic-” 

“Traffic isn’t as bad at this time, baby,” Buck said distractedly. “Don’t worry, you’re not gonna turn into a pumpkin if we’re late this one time.” 

Buck paused, and a chill passed over him as he realized what he just said. Abandoning his watch, he looked up at Eddie, who had a blank look plastered over his face. That didn’t last long and soon there were tears in his eyes. 

“Eddie-” Buck started to say  and to went over to him. 

“You think I look like a pumpkin, don’t you?” Eddie asked as tears started running down his cheeks. 

“No, baby, no, I don’t think you look like a pumpkin.” Buck put up his hands and tried to touch Eddie, who stepped back. 

“No, you do!” Eddie cried out. 

“It was just a silly joke,” Buck told him. “I always say it when we’re leaving and you make me hurry.” 

“Oh, so I am sensitive now? Is that what you’re saying?” Eddie’s voice sounded accusatory now. That was never good. 

“I mean, yeah, you’re a little sensitive these days.” And there it was. Buck’s mouth running ahead of his brain. Again. “I mean- no- you’re not sensitive-” 

But the damage was done. Eddie was crying even harder now. He wiped the tears from his eyes and ran away to their bedroom before Buck could stop him. He slammed the door shut and locked it. 

“Shit!” Buck hissed under his breath and rushed after him. “Eddie, come on, open the door. I didn’t mean any of what I said.” 

“Go away, Evan, I don’t want to talk to you right now!” Eddie yelled from the other side. “Or ever!” 

“Eddie, please, open the door.” Buck tried jiggling the doorknob but got nothing. He could break it down, but he didn’t know where Eddie was in the room. He could get hurt. 

“I told you to go away!” Eddie yelled again and this time he threw something which landed against the door with a loud thud. 

“Eddie, you’re behaving like a child.”

“Then go find yourself an omega who will behave like an adult,” Eddie huffed. “Or wait… You never even wanted to be with an omega because you always thought we were too much work.” 

“I never said that!” 

“No, but you implied it.” 

Buck sighed and sat down on the floor, facing his back to the door. “Babe, that was before I met you. You changed my mind about omegas.” 

“That doesn’t make me feel any better,” Eddie told him. 

Buck heard Eddie groan, which put him on alert. “You okay in there?” He asked. But then he heard shuffling against the door and soon Eddie’s voice was a lot closer. 

“Are you even sure you want to be with me, Buck?” 

“Of course, I wanna be with you!” Buck was quick to assure him. “I want to be with you more than anything.” 

“Then why does it feel you’re not ready for this? For us to have a baby.” 

“Eddie, we already have a kid together,” Buck reminded him. “I have been ready for so long.” 

“It’s different with Chris. He was already 8 years old when you came into our lives and he was 14 when we got married and you officially became his parent.” Eddie paused before adding. “With this kid, you’re going to have to be there from the start.” 

Before Buck could reply, the front door opened and then he heard crutches before they stopped in front of him. 

“Uh, Buck? Why are you sitting in front of your bedroom door?” Chris asked. 

“Your dad locked himself in there,” Buck replied. When Buck noticed the panic on Chris’ face, he quickly added. “He’s fine. He’s just-” 

“-having a meltdown?” Eddie said from the other side. “Say it. I know you want to!” 

“No, I wasn’t gonna say that,” Buck told him. 

“What did you do?” Chris asked in an exasperated tone as he came closer to him and leaned against the door. 

“I may have made the pumpkin joke again.” Buck cringed as the words left his mouth. 

“Oh, Buck.” The 17-year-old shook his head. “You really called my dad a pumpkin when he already has body image issues because of the pregnancy?” 

“It was in poor taste, I know.” Buck hung his head in defeat. 

Above him, Chris sighed and reached down to touch his chin. “You’re gonna be alright, kid. Lemme try talking to him.” 

Buck looked up and grinned at Chris. 

Chris softly knocked on the door. “Hey, Dad? I know what Buck said was uncalled for, but he’s really sorry.” 

“I am, Eddie!” Buck chimed in and earned a glare from Chris, and he put up his hands. 

“Is he still out there?” Eddie asked after a while. 

“Yeah,” Chris replied. “I don’t think he’s going anywhere while you’re upset in there.” 

“Well, then he can be there all night.” Eddie huffed again. 

“While you sit there on the other side with him and give yourself muscle cramps?” Chris asked gently, with a fond smile on his face. “Just come out.” 

There was silence on the other side again. “Fine,” Eddie replied, sounding defeated. 

The door clicked, and Buck immediately got up from the floor. “Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, Chris. You are literally the best!” He wanted to hug him, but he knew how the 17-year-old felt about hugs. 

“Just don’t call my dad a pumpkin again,” Chris practically warned him. 

“I won’t, I promise. I will call him Cinderella instead!” Buck told him. 

“Why? Is it because I am an omega?” Eddie was still in the room with fresh tears in his eyes. 

“Oh no. No, no, no, no” Buck tried to go inside, but Eddie slammed the door in his face before he could. 

Chris pinched the bridge of his nose and shook his head. “You’re on your own now.” 

[ace-the-fox]

Hey….so….do you have any mpreg Jonah hcs?….(100% not forced,I hope you have a great day! Don’t forget to drink a liquid!)

Assuming you mean TMC Jonah? Ofc! I'd love to :)

Jonah Marshall Mpreg Headcanons

No more weed :( He's a bit fidgety about that in the first few months, but he eventually gets used to it. It's better this way for his baby, he reminds himself, and that makes it better

Pregnant Jonah annoys the fuck out of Adam. "Can we go to 7/11 to get their pizza? Pwease?? The baby's hungry :("

(^^ definitely said during a BPS investigation too lmao)

He's actually kinda petrified to be a dad, in the world he lives in and with all the alternate incidents going around. Sure, he outwardly jokes about their baby growing up in the BPS and being immune by rule of growing accustomed, but really... he's scared for them.

Evelin's just as excited as he is. She's actually pretty fond of babies.

Once bab was born, she and Adam (pre-break up for funsies) were some of the first people to see them. Evelin cooing and relating to Jonah how cute they are, Adam looking at the baby like it's a bomb—it's all going well, until Evelin teasingly asks Adam when they can have a baby and Adam turns a sickly shade of white Jonah has never seen in a person before.

He really considers quitting the BPS at several points, because he's already hunted by the FBI, and also could be attacked by an alternate at any time. He wants to be alive and present for his baby. He wants to see them grow up. But he ends up kinda having to stay because it's good money and babies ain't cheap.

(Gets sadder when you consider what happens in canon :(...)

A bonus kinda: I've seen an AU or post or two about Jonah surviving somehow and having to meet/deal with alternate Adam so, omg, imagine bab Marshall with their silly guy dad and their absolute abomination against God uncle... it's a sitcom waiting to happen guys /j

[lurkingiurking]

Libra who lied & Sagittarius who betrayed his best friend.

Cw // grief & death, misgendering, implied Mpreg.

Italics - flashback

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Queen Heeseung lied, all the happy faces he put were only masks for shows. He lived in a show, and he's the main character on the stage. Heeseung was married to the throne, to the next King of Athurene.

But his heart, wasn't with his perfect husband, his heart was buried 6ft under. 17 years ago.

King Sunghoon lied too. Just like Heeseung, he was part of the show. He played his role well but again, he lied. He buried his lie 6ft under.

He buried his best friend 6ft under, with Heeseung's heart. 17 years ago.

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"Sunooㅡ"

"Shush! Let's go!"

Heeseung giggles as he tip-toes around the castle, following his childhood friend, knight Sunoo. They sneak out of the castle ignoring Heeseung's maids running around looking for him.

Heeseung always loves the fifth day of the week in summer, because Sunoo will be back from his post and take him out to see the night market. It's their small routine, and he doesn't understand why his maids are always losing their minds over that.

"Do you know what they will have tonight?" Sunoo asked, pulling the hood over the older's head and smiled when Heeseung just looked at him with a questioning look.

"Puppet show!"

Heeseung face lights up.

Heeseung smiles to himself, remembering that piece of memory. Sunoo was a silly goose, he would do anything just to make Heeseung smile and laugh. Even after all this time. Even when he's no longer around. Even when he's only a mere memory in Heeseung's life.

"Your highness, Your daughter is requesting to meet you"

He was pulled away from his trace and looked at his butler and smiled.

"Let her in, Riki..."

"Princess Minjiㅡ"

Before his butler can say anything, his daughter burst into his reading room pouting, in her knight uniform. Heeseung smiled, hoping it would hide that his heart clenched when he saw the uniform.

"PAPII..."

"My heart my darling, no swords in my room remember?" He said giggling, and Minji giggled as well, putting aside her sword, Riki took the sword and walked out to store it in a safe place, While Minji ran into his papi's arms.

Heeseung lied a lot, but the love he has for his daughter is true. Whenever Minji is around, the atmosphere turned warm and welcoming. She's definitely Heeseung's daughter, even with Sunghoon's face.

Heeseung sometimes giggles remembering when Minji is younger she hates to be called 'Sunghoons Mini' because he wants to look like his papi more.

Heeseung has so many masks, a queen, a mom, a wife, a war / battle strategist, a nurse, a care taker, a teacherㅡ he forgot his real face. Because no matter what mask he wears, no matter what laughter he had on, it will never beat the laugh he had during all the time he was with Sunoo. His first love, and only Minji can remind him of his true laughter.

The laughter he thought he lost, when Sunoo was buried 6ft under. He love Sunghoon, really. But he was not the one his heart longing for.

What can he say? The show must go on.

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"Duke Lee's Son Heeseung, is a carrier."

Sunghoon's blood runs cold. One of his best friends is a carrier. Heeseung from The house of Lee is a Carrier.

Sunghoon, Sunoo and Heeseung are an inseparable trio since they were kids. Heeseung was weak growing up so the other two unconsciously took the role of his protectors and it wasn't a secret that Sunoo actually fancy Heeseung, he was so obvious it became a public secret.

Sunghoon was better at concealing his feelings. Raised in a royal family required him to have a neutral expression almost all the time.

"I arranged a meeting. He was born under Libra and you were born under Sagittarius. You guys match made in heaven basically" The Queen basically giggled when she said that.

But what Sunghoon has in his head are thunderstorms.

"Your highness, the Queen requested you to the dining room" Jungwon said, bowing.

Sunghoon looks up and his heart clenched. Jungwon looks almost identical to his older brother, like this. Wearing his Uniform and all. He's literally 'little Sunoo'. Even when Jungwon's existence somehow screamed at him of what he did in the past, he can't just let the knight go.

"Your highness?"

"Oh yes, Jungwon... I'll be there, and you're dismissed"

Jungwon smiles and bows once again.

"Thank you, your highness"

"Jungwon, what did I tell you? Don't call me 'your Highness' when there's only us, I'm your older brother somehow" Sunghoon sighs looking at the younger, who just beamed at him.

"Well old habits die hard, you know? Your highness" he giggled before running out the room because he was again dismissed by the king playfully.

After all he promised Sunoo that Jungwon is also his little brother.

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"My Queen"

Heeseung looks up and smiles at Sunghoon who playfully bows at her.

"Oh Silly.Love, Come here and try this."

Heeseung was practically flying around the dining room with all the plates he prepared. Heeseung loves baking, and there'll be times when he just wants to bake for the whole palace, and this time maybe the whole kingdom.

"A Feast, I see." He said smiling when Minji walked in with a happy squeal and ran towards her papi.

Sunghoon unconsciously held his breath. What a sight, what a beautiful sight. His Queen being a perfect queen for his kingdom and perfect mom for their daughter.

this sight was supposed to be Sunoo's.

Sunghoon shakes the guilt right away when Minji turns around and looks at him.

"Father come here! Hurry"

"Coming, darling dear"

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ㅡ 17 Years ago.

"Once this war is over. I'll ask for Heeseung's hand" Sunoo smiles.

"Oh... Really?" Sunghoon stiffened.

"Hm, don't you think we'll make a goodㅡ"

"Sunㅡ"

Sunoo didn't get to finish his words and Sunghoon didn't get to say he wanted to tell when a soldier ran towards them screaming.

"YOUR HIGHNESS! SIR SUNOO AN AMBUSH"

Without saying anything they're immediately in a battle mode grabbing their swords and running head first towards the battle.

It was a slow motion in Sunghoon's eyes. Sunghoon and Sunoo who usually fight by each other side are now separated by a few metres, an opposing soldier was about to attack Sunoo from his backㅡ

Sunghoon has time, he has time to stop the attack. He could block it or he could warn Sunoo About it.

But he didn't.

If Sunoo died in battle, Heeseung will be his. Right?

He let his sword fall and watched how the other soldier sword went through his best friend's chestㅡ it was too late when he come into his sense that it was his best friend who fall down to his knees. The next thing he knows is that he let out a bloodcurdling scream, screaming his best name.

"SUNOOO!!!!"

Fin ㅡ

[coolsosha]

reposting this so my poor readers can get jumpscared by this gigantic pile of purple text when opening my profile, lol.

Also i promised to reblog this and add the family tree because ive reached the limit and the tree makes no sense, so i am doing that

Uhhh, so explanation for this thing is that Soshark is a Swell shark+Blacktip shark, but Leo is obviously Tiger shark. But it makes no sense because they are siblings. So i made a family tree of sharks to explain how thats even possible.😭

For some reason i thought it was funny to have them have Great white shark genes(because Soshark is partially Glut twisted and partially Undertow twisted). But then i was like "yk what, they are now the greatgreatggreatgrandkids of Undertow and Glut????? "

And this made me give birth to the Pirahna curse theory, because "lol imagine if Undertow got so cursed that this shit is now in his fucking genes and each Shark from his family tree has a chance od randomly being small because of it". But the more i was doing the more i realised that i started fucking up Leo's lore by making his potion unluckiness into a fucking generational pirahna curse?????😭😭😭

I ended up understanding how random that was but still made the tree because i keep my word, i said the family tree, i do the family tree.

Also they have different last names(Soshark's is Arklut, which is shARK+Glut, and Leo is Kerdo, you know that, you made him, idk why am i writing this), but ive fixed it by making it the "Our grandgrandpa was great glut, you now carry his lastname." But their parents didn't wanted to change their last names and they just gave their kids random last names of their ancestors instead of matching ones.

(i had a joke version inside of my head where these 2 are just stupid kids of Undertow×Glut Mpreg meme, but that was way too weird and i scrapped it((((/i should bring it back/j/hj???)

Also this entire thing started truly falling apart when i realised that Glut and Undertow are LITERAL SHARKS and not mermen, and that they can't PHYSICALLY breed into mermen and i was just like:

"Ok fine, whatever, if Omi will reply to my ask i will bring them the cursed Shark breeding family tree, but if they won't then it will be sealed forever"

(thats silly, but i headcanon their parents to be a gigantic alpha woman Blacktip Great white Shark version of Applejack and whatever Adams family's dad was, except he is a weightlifter and he is short, but really big and can crush ships, he is also the Swell tiger shark. And these two just live in their sunken ship home with their 2 alive and 5 dead kids, absolutely living their best life and not giving a single fuck about them. Love the Sharkbling parents)

(also I randomly found out that my 11k symbols rant is like 8 pages long and takes up to 19 screenshots... good god(it's probably 3 more screenshots after adding this family tree))

The Sharkblings are cooked.

WARNING IT'S EXTREMELY LONG, ALMOST 11K SYMBOLS LONG.

DISCLAIMER BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE ADDING ONE: this thing might(And most likely is) out of character. Most likely insanely out of character. Also warning, a lot of text. A lot. I did not lied when i said that i love overdetailing. I LOVE OVERDETAILING.

Also none of this is serious, i just think way too much, you can treat it as a silly fanon, or you can make it canon, i don't really care :3/positive/silly

Also the entire thing is 100% Platonic of course, i might be weird, but im not THAT weird😭

Okay first some really small Soshark context that you need to have to understand the headcanons. Soshark is a shark merfolk with extreme obsession with Performances and Showtime. His signature spell allows him to summon fish skeletons and control them. Thats all you need, you have the context, i think.

Ok lets start the intense Headcanons. Here you go have a Sharkblings art that i definitely will not overuse in other pictures in this ask lol/foreshadowing. Also sorry if i drew him wrong im sorry i didn't saw the full colour merman art of him so i just based it off his chibi/silly

P.s. i only realised that their mouths look weird, i headcannoned Sharks having gigantic ass mouths and forgot that it's not canon, elp

- I think some sharks would use sunken ships as homes and live in them, because "haha those silly fish go see a ship but it's actually shark". a silly hc that barely matters, but i wanted to add some context

- That doesn't really have much thought to it, but i think their parents weren't paying enough attention to them, which tbh is a wild thing to say, but hear me out on this one, it will allow some of other headcanons to happen later. These 2 are random neighbourhood kids with no adult supervision that just do random goofies.

-I think Soshark and Leo might not be the only siblings, maybe there was like 8 of them, but most of them got eaten, lol. I think these 2 were the troublemaker brothers.

-I think they would barely pay attention to eachother until at some point Soshark discovered his signature spell (he got it at like 9 because plot point) and one of the first big skeletons he managed to add into his collection was a shark skeleton, that was just laying somewhere at the bottom of the sea. As he was trying to learn how to control it properly, Leo might've noticed it. I feel like Soshark might've agreed to build a shark skeleton armour around Leo to make him into an even bigger shark. They end up going to the playground where ALL THE KID FISH START SCREAMING RUNNING CRYING because of how big, sharky, boney and scary SkeLeo looks, Teachers notice that and kick them out((

-After that they probably would start talk more, probably in one of lame middle school classes they would get bored and would sneak out of the class and run away. I bet Soshark would beg for him to go on a criminal plan with him "LEO LEO LEO LEO WHAT IF WE STEAL THE TEACHER'S KEYS AND OPEN THE NERD'S LOCKER TO STEAL THEIR NOTES!!!!" "no bro thats stupid" but after some whining he agrees, immediately regretting it after they get caught and added into a "local school criminals" board or something. Soshark is gigging because he feels like "We are one of those troublemakers from shows that get in some weird shenanigans all the time, but audience loves them because they are silly!" and Leo is so done "I hate you". But they still end up going on like 10 more criminal plans in the next school year.

-These bros were not raised properly and it shows, i think they would start a bet over who can steal a stone from a big white whale's cave and not anger it, but eventually they both end up awakening it and they swim away screaming trying to not get eaten. Their parents are sitting at the top of their sunken ship house smoking a cigar and giggling like those rich men playing golf. Except they are random ass sharks drinking fish blood or something

"-Honey i thinm our kids are being eaten alive"

*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!*

"-Let kids be kids darling, they are having fun, aren't they?"

*HELP US HELP US HELP HELP PLEASE!!!!"

"-Ha💥ha💥ha💥ha💥"

"-Ha💥ha💥ha💥ha💥"

i am sorry but this joke feels so much funnier when it's absurdly big and fancy, it takes a lot of space, but it's worth it💔

-They are lowkey the "Extremely talented superstar and their roomate, who is absolutely sick of hearing their ass sing everyday and would move out if the rent wasnt cheap asf and they weren't broke" dynamic that ive just made up, but i really like it.

-I think part of the reason why they would work as a siblings is because Soshark is small ass shark who definitely got laughed at, especially considering how weird and nerdy he can be, and a giant(at least until he goes on land..) shark that hates him, but he can't be assed to tell him to fuck off. And the skeletons are fire.

-Soshark definitely starts fake crying, whining, screaming, the second someone starts annoying him. Like "Soshark lol you look like a nerd" "WAAAAAAA UEUEUEUUEUE THEY ARE ATTACKING ME!!!!!!" until Leo gets so fucking pissed of hearing him yell and he comes and scares the bullies away. Most of the time people are not even bullying him, he just loves seeing how they run away scared when they see a big shark, and he is a good actor. Leo probably would say "GRRR STOP DOING THIS SHI IT'S ANNOYING" but he enjoys scaring people with his big fish looks, so it's actually a an equal exchange

-They lowkey feel like that a seagull that randomly decided to steal your bread one morning from your window. You are pissed asf, but next day it comes to your window again, it stares at you and you give it a small piece of bread out of pity. But at some point the seagull comes to your window every single day, you hate it, but you keep giving it bread and you genuinely feel worried when the seagull skips a day and feel relieved when it comes back even if you absolutely hate the annoying ass seagull. Sharkblings fr

-I think both of them are the type who would watch a horror movie together with their siblings and wait for the ugliest Eldrich monster to come out just to scream "IT'S YOU IT LOOKS LIKE YOU!!!" at the sibling pointing at the monster. Leo feels like the type to do that, and Soshark is just enjoying the chaos of sillies.

-Considering Leo being a fish of rage and Soshark being a showman, i think we can see where it goes.. or no? They will start an illegal underwater middle school boxing ring where people bring fish skeletons and use them as valuables to gamble on. That was definitely Soshark's idea after he saw someone who was putting bets on who will win in a school fight. Leo is being dragged into this for being Soshark's friend and brother, but he doesn't really mind because i think he would enjoy beating small fish's faces

ignore the quality of this thing. i did it at the last moment, i ran out of stamina okay.

Why i made Leo look nothing like Leo, what was I smoking. Whatever, slay cool fish guy or something😭🙏

-The illegal school ring was closed after one of the audience members didn't reported it to the teachers, around 30% of Soshark's current skeleton fish collection came from this ring. Azul would be so proud.

-Leo IS getting dragged into Soshark's theatre performances, his consent is not required. No ass in this lame ses wants to play the Damsel in Distress in his dramatic musical, time to put on a dress! ..Leo is definitely traumatised from that.

Remember when i said that there will be alternative universes? i did not lied. Alternative universe time.

Okay so, you might think that if both Soshark and Leo are in Octavinelle then they would just share a dorm? nah.

Errrm actually🤓☝️ having them in one dorm affects the plot and might even ruin a few story plot moments. Like Soshark's "being a performer in mostro lounge" arc actually would get damaged if we include Leo in it. Same as potential Leo lore can also get fucked by Soshark being in the same dorm/school.🤓☝️

I have a solution, Alternative Universes

ignore the way ive drew human Leo here, i need for it all to fit into one style okay

So since having both of them ruins the lore, instead the universe will have a fork based on who will get the NRC letter. I basically explained the thing on the pic, but basically:

-if Soshark gets the letter, then average Soshark lore happens, but with Leo being somewhere in Coral Sea

-Leo au is the opposite, where the average Leo lore happens, but with Soshark in Coral Sea.

Also these universes have small differences because i think they are interesting or funny. It would be hilarious if Leo actually gets a fitting big human form in every single universe, except the ones where he is in NRC. Thats so goofy, bro is not only shrinked, but also is the only AU Leo variant who does that, it's hilarious 😭

Also Soshark's hair colour, but whatever, this is not about him, he can wait until i write a post explaining his entire lore later.

Also a Silly bonus AU where Soshark and Leo do live in Octavinelle together, but the lore is fucked and this universe can exist solely for memes.

i need to separate the chapters of this rant somehow, i ran out of pictures, i gotta pull out my memes

Headcanon continuation, but they are now older because previous ones were Kidsharkblings, now they are Oldsharkblings. i love the Sharkblings, thats a silly word

-As they grew up and Soshark finally got some other friends, they definitely stopped being friendenemyblings, instead they are enemiblings now.

-It does have an explanation tho, in AUs where Soshark goes into the NRC with or without Leo, he does get friends and get popular, because of which they grow distant, Leo is happy of that, he had better things to do rather than sticking next to a random theatre kid who just happens to come from the same spawner as him.

-if they were to live in Octavinelle together, they would definitely ignore eachother's existence and pretend they don't know eachother. But secretly they both wish for the right moment to let out all their sibling's dirty secrets and ruin their reputation! uhh, at least Soshark does, he loves thinking of himself as the popular high school musical girl. He better pull out some of the "Leo once bit his own tongue and ended up walking with a bandage over it for the next month"-aah lore and make some drama.

-if Soshark sees shrunken Leo he starts actively laughing and playing to be his babysitter. Absolutely dies of laughter the more angry Leo gets, but the next time two of them get in water and Leo gets his form back, Soshark will get absolutely cooked, probably will be force trapped inside of some random ass barrel as Leo kicks him around laughing. Pretty equal, i guess.

-In Leo AU during the music festival that Vil overblotted in(i forgot the name don't look at me), he will probably be forced to summon Soshark for a visit into the Octavinelle from the Coral Sea just so he can help [insert name] with their performance. A typical kid show trope happens with "Oh no, no one remembers Leo when his cool autistic brother is around!", but he just lures Soshark into the water and transforms into a big fish, takes him and YEEETS him into the unknown with his shark muscles. He gets yeeted like Team R and never comes back again/hj. Leo tells the dorm that Soshark had an emergency and had to go into the sea again(he is probably laying in a pile of seaweed somewhere 50km away passed out where no one will find his body/j).

I have more silly hcs, but this thing is like SO LONG??? I will spare you and leave like 5 more headcanons for the black friday, this poor Ask will not survive being any longer 😭🙏

i do have 6 more memes tho(finally, the foreshadowing of overusing the mershark art from earlier is paid off!...)

Chat i think i might be completely out of character and absolutely off everything that can be off. But it's okay at least if i will see this in 50 years i can think of how weird it was.

I remember i said i will make a family tree, and i did make it, but i reached the limit of images per ask. But i have it, probably will send it in reposts to this one if I won't forget(i probably will)

Also the family tree lowkey makes no sense so whatever, not a big loss.

Thats funny to look at yourself and be like "Dude... did this guy just randomly made a 5362 paragraph long list of headcanons of his and some random person's ocs being siblings..." and like omg, this guy is weird asf. Wait thats me omg. That actually looks really weird with no context, but trust, i overdetail every Soshark detail like that, i am not a scary person obsessed with Leo, he just looked silly and i liked him he is super goofy silly little shork.

Thank you for reading my new book called "i love overdetailing characters". Thank you Koki for allowing me to throw this gigantic Whatever this even is at this point. And thanks for creating your silly ocs so one day i found one of them and made a giant list of headcanons of them

this thing hits so hard, giant wall of purple text.

p.s. i actually accidentally closed my Tumblr tab while writing and recovered the text back from the screenshots i was taking. This hing was done yesterday, but this thing made me go late on deadlines for this thing(there was no deadline)😭😭😭

i like how youre honestly just as insane as me when it comes to rambling about oc lore

the stuff you said sounds funny so this is definitely Omi approved, and you're actually really close with Leo's shark form

you've said so much that i honestly don't know what else to say other than i think this is really funny especially the textposts😭😭

[bell4lan]

Quality Time

Genre: Fluff and crack (?) idk it's silly

CW: mentions of heats, suggestive dialogue, very dialogue heavy, hickies (only suggestive thing that happens i promise), talks of sex, mpreg mentions but its not canon, breeding mentions, i swear this is a fluff fic they just had some talks abt dirty things

DNI: NON-MLM/NBLM, fujoshis, mlm/nblm fetishizers

Character(s)/Reader: Tighnari and GN reader but I wrote it with men and non-binary people in mind, 1 Kaeya mention

The sound of your backpack hitting the floor filled your bedroom as you flopped onto your bed. You were wiped from the class you just had, not even because it was hard, but because of how far it was from your dorm. It started snowing right before class ended, which meant you had to tread through snow for a long distance. It wasn't like you could've drove since Tighnari took your car to visit his family.

Speaking of Tighnari, he was coming back today. You wish you could get excited, but you were exhausted. The snow really did a number on your already sore legs.

You heard the front door jiggle as someone unlocked it. Only one other person besides you had a key, so you weren't panicked. You heard the front door shut and things shuffle around for a while. You knew it was Tighnari getting unpacked and changed.

You heard footsteps coming towards your room and saw your gorgeous boyfriend walk in, dressed in a hoodie and shorts since the heater was on.

You turned on your back and held out your arms to him. "Hi baby, I missed you." You said to him as he laid down on you.

"I missed you too (Name)." He kissed your lips passionately and you gladly returned it. You wrapped your arms around him and pulled away asking him about his trip. You played with his hair as you listened to the stories he told about his family. You couldn't help but smile when you heard him stumble over his words when you started petting his ears.

He stopped talking after a bit and relaxed on you, almost falling asleep from how comforting your pets were. He started nuzzling more into you when suddenly, his head shot up and his ears laid back.

"What's wrong?" You asked while rubbing his lower back. He glared at you and put his face in your neck, licking and biting it.

"Wh- Tighnari what is up with you." You squirmed slightly from the feeling of him sucking on your neck and saw his tail wagging more than usual. He was never usually like this, he usually waits for you to initiate stuff like this.

"G-gosh are you in heat or something?" You joked as you felt him leave more marks.

"That's not til June." He mumbles, completely serious with his answer. You pulled him away from your neck so you could be face to face with him.

"Wait...you actually have heats?" You asked sort of wide eyed.

"Y-yeah..." He looked off to the side, ears still down and tail calming down.

"But you said no when I asked you before." You faked a pout when you realized he lied to you.

"It's embarrassing to admit every once a year you feel this primal need to breed." He said as he laid back down on you.

"Need to breed? Gosh Tighnari you're so dirty." You teased as you went back to rubbing his back. He glared at you again, though this time it was paired with a red hue on his face.

You started petting his ears again trying to get him to calm down. "Can you tell me why you decided to attack my neck?" You laughed out.

"I smelled someone else on you..." He mumbled a bit shyly.

"Huh? Who?" You asked. You had been hanging out with your friends a lot, but it's not like you had done anything with them (iykwim).

"That one blue haired pirate guy." He growled as he gripped onto your hoodie. You started laughing at his spot on description.

"Oh my god, Kaeya? I guess that makes sense, I did have to carry him home when he was drunk. That wasn't long after you left though and i've taken so many showers since then. Can you really still smell him?" Tighnari relaxed as he heard your explanation and started explaining that he had a way better sense of smell than non-hybrid people. You already knew that of course, but you didn't know it was that much stronger than non-hybrids.

"Did you think I did anything with him?" Tighnari shook his head.

"No...I just hated smelling someone else on you." He confessed, not looking at you. You smiled and gave him a kiss on the head. You started teasing him about his jealousy and possessiveness earning a defensive Tighnari in return.

You both had calmed down and cuddled with each other for a bit. It was relaxing, until you broke the silence.

"Sooo...when you're in heat do you feel the need to breed others or be bred?" Tighnari's faced became a bright shade of red and he hid his face in your chest, flattening his ears again so they don't bother you.

"Ughhh I knew i'd regret telling you." He groaned.

"Hey i'm just curious!" You defended in a light hearted tone. You kept encouraging an answer until he finally responded.

"I...don't have a preference. It depends on how I feel at the time." He said, voice shaking from embarrassment. You nodded and asked more questions about his heats, making him even more flustered than he was. He knew you were genuinely curious under all the teasing, so he answered your questions the best he could.

"Can you be bred?" You jokingly asked. He didn't seem to get your joke until a few seconds after.

"Are you asking if I can get pregnant?" He hissed.

You just giggled and he stared at you like you were the dumbest person alive.

He sighs, "Of course not you dummy." He flicked your forehead and you whined out an "ow". He kissed the spot he flicked, making you smile at him.

"Could I ever help with your heats?" You asked in full seriousness.

"What? No."

"Why not?"

"Because I don't want to bother you or depend on you. Plus, I might get used to it and who knows what will happen if we ever break up." He explains. When he said the last sentence, he got a sad look in his eyes.

"Hey if you think you can get rid of me you're wrong." You said as you attacked his face with kisses. Tighnari couldn't help but smile and laugh softly. Once you stopped, you flipped the both of you over so you were hovering over him. His ears twitched in curiosity.

"I love you." You whispered as you admired his looks, lips almost touching his.

"I love you too." He breathes out and connects his lips to yours. You both kissed each other lovingly, not wanting to break the beautiful kiss.

Eventually, you did pull away to catch your breath, making Tighnari frown.

"Now it's your turn to get marked." You said playfully. Tighnari's ears twitched again at your words.

"I guess it's only fair." He said with a smile and exposed more of his neck.

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I had to look up when foxes go into heat for this fanfic so you guys better like it.