#he pretends like he doesn't like cats but he's the biggest softie for then

[naomiknight-17]

I am still waiting on final confirmation for the kitten adoption, but they did tell me that if I am selected, I can pick her up this coming Saturday

But like I may have mentioned, she's out of town. I'd need a ride to go get her

So I asked my Dad yesterday like, "Are you busy next Saturday? Could you drive me to (town) in the late afternoon?"

And his response was along the lines of "What? At that time on a Saturday? No, I have things to do. I don't like driving out of town at that time of day, the traffic will be bad. Forget it."

So I was like, okay. I'll figure something else out

But I ended up telling him all about the kitten anyway and how cute she was and the little bit of back story I knew and all, and he asks

"So when did you get this kitten?"

"... I don't have her yet. If I do get her, it'll be Saturday the 17th. That's why I need a ride to (town)."

"Oh. Well. Call me on Thursday and I'll see if I can drive you."

Hilarious how his tune changes when there's a cute kitty involved

[lordfreg]

IM HERE WITH TWO QUESTIONS MUAHAHAHA

Would you want B&B!Raph to have a human, or mutant crush/significant other? (Totally not for the OC I'm making noooo)

Do you have any B&B!Raph headcanons for my thirsty ass-

(Post editor: I wrote A LOT nsfw so uh….mentally prepare and I gOT FLAGGED HELP AHHH- also on google docs to avoid that 👀) OH. MEEM. GEE.

thank you for the questions!! And oh BOY do I have a story for you~

so, he’s still figuring out what and who he likes. Mikey’s helping him best he can, but ultimately it lands back on humans. When they first started hanging out with April, Raph was always the one to flirt with her. But it was nothing more then friendly flirting, like the scenario of “pretend to my crush so I can practice with you” thing in cartoons, ya know?

Raph hasn’t really had any romantic feelings, but DEFINITELY some sexual ones. He just can’t help himself. More about that later.

But he will date a mutant or even an alien! It just has to be his type; sparkly tomboys. He loves cute dresses and Kawii things like makeup and bows, but he also likes someone who could kick ass. (Preferably not his).

Raph appreciates someone with flaws, he honestly hates the “picture perfect” person, because they make him feel like he’s staring at a manikin, one of his biggest fears; dolls and manikins. (Idk how to spell it bruh 😭😭, just say how it’s pronounced)

He likes manners too, he has probably the best table manners (other then Leo) and Mikey coming in a hot last. Raph admires respect, that’s why he looks up to Leo so much. (Don’t tell him I told you that.)

Raph honestly just LOVES cute things, he wanted to take Mikey’s cat away and cuddle it to death. But he was afraid he might actually cuddle it to death. (Flashback to the ‘Baby Rat’ incident).

he’s also SUPER soft and cuddle and all giddy, when you’re alone. When his brothers are around, you’re lucky if he even gives you the time of day. He’ll act uninterested or flat out ignore you because he hates it when his brothers call him a “softy”. (Having a “soft shell” in this universe is like calling someone a bitch)

Raph also loves doing makeup! Not on himself since the texture bothers him, but he’ll do it for literally anyone else.

NOW ON TO THE HEADCANNONS! (Under the cut bc some people might not want to see that)

(Pictures below wink wink nudge nudge)

I love sketching