#he never perfected the 'bend your knees upon landing to absorb the force' technique
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Lance is a Kesha stan no I will not a) elaborate or b) accept criticism
#lance#lance voltron#lance vld#this is true and you know it#keith knocks on his door for like 5 minutes at 3 am bc he heard an ominous thud#when he forces his way in lance is standing on top of his bed whisper-screaming your love is my drug into a hairbrush#the thud was lance jumping off his bed#he never perfected the 'bend your knees upon landing to absorb the force' technique#i did a lot of dumb shit late at night when i was a kid#im good at not waking people up#anyway keith doesnt get it but lance doesnt get his mcr obsession so its even#(thats totally a lie emo 8th grade lance was all over that shit)#hes mostly grown out of it but can still appreciate a good rendition of welcome to the black parade#hed never admit it to keith tho#lance tries to get keith to do karaoke with him but poor boy doesnt even know the words to die young#lance carries the song its ok#but the moment that piano starts keith belts out 'wHeN I wAs a YoUnG bOy mY FaTheR tOoK mE InTo ThE cItY tO sEe A mArChiNg BaNd'#shiro films the whole thing#keith threatens dismemberment no less than six times#shiro is undisturbed#any time pidge and hunk see keith in the hallway rhey start singing#eventually lance convinces keith to sit down and give our queen a listen#keith gets a little too into cannibal#lance starts worrying for his own safety#but he brought this on himself#sorry for the novel in the tags i just have a lot of thoughts
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