#he needs to concentrate shhhh dont disturb

[itstimetoghoul]

comforting 🥰🥰

when men get on their knees and wrap their arms around a woman’s hips, pressing their head against her stomach, worshiping her- as they should

anyway

this is about dew and cumulus

[jamiebedoinamossy]

Weekly Wine

Hi, Y’all! It’s Jamie

Welcome to my little corner in the woods, grab your tea, if you’re coming back, hi hows it goin’ you goblin♡︎ it’s so good to see you again. So, it’s time for a weekly word blech, about the day and all the things during the past week. So, right now, I’ve got my gigantic hoodie after a noice shower and big honkin socks and girl in red in the headphones. Hot chocolate was made and it was delicious, it has yet to cool down and the marshmallows in it are doing a terminator(when he was sinking into the lava). 

I’m super comfy right now, the couch is the best place in the world. 

So my roommate just said that it looks like I’m planning to kill someone because my fACE, I have major RBF and I concentrate a lot when I write. Because I’m just such a great writer, even though im generally garbage shhhh dont tell anybody i said that.

  Also, as you know, I’m not very expressive irl, and my whole thing was

Butttt, it was collectively decided upon that it was a bad idea so I’m telling a bunch of strangers on the internet about my inner monologue. 

My roommate and I are going to watch a movie in the living room and the popcorn is at the ready, when we decide on one. 

So, before the comments fill up, no we’re not dating chill out, ew, I hit him with my bike and we became best friends. He was TAKING PICTURES OF A SQUIRREL. AnYWAYS its been a few years, since we graduated and heckin moved to LA!

Anyway again, the backstory no one asked for, but I gave anyway, thank you for coming to my TED talk.  So, my week, I have a date later this week, I’m super excited but at the same time I want to crawl in a hole and just fall asleep until forever, bUT I knOW it’s gonna be fun. We picked out a movie, we’re gonna go to the beach, and then have a picnic dinner. It’s gonna be amazing, I’m picking them up at their place, and they better not judge my yellow buggy, but like honestly they won’t they’re super sweet and are so cute and just generally really nice. 

So yeah, the only thing that is not the best right now, is the hot cocoa is TOO hot, I think I said this before, but it’s still a problem.  

So, we decided on a movie, My Octopus Teacher and my roommate cried, there was a point where (not to spoil anything, but major spoilers) that the octopus got straight up eaten by a shark. And like man, he was devastated, but the guy literally could do nothing without disturbing the circle of life. And he even explains how he wanted to help the octopus and I completely agree but, that would be disturbing nature and how things play out. That’s something that as a scientist and someone who studies creatures shouldn’t mess with. 

I do feel bad that he didn’t just pick up the octopus and take her with him and just like adopt it in a way, because in the end, she died when she was too weak to do anything after a while taking care of her offspring. Do I feel that maybe he should have maybe given her food? Maybe. Do I feel that it also would have disrupted the cycle of nature? Yes. Do I care? No. I only care for the octopus. They are such amazing and smart creatures, you’d think they would have found a way to keep on living after offspring had been had. If I could breathe underwater, trust me you would never see me again, the day this tumblr threat ends is the day I have found a way to breathe underwater and have become a feral being of the depths. 

Like, is it great? Sometimes, is it mostly bad and everything is rapidly going downhill? Yes. I have lived a big part of my life near the water, and literally one of the biggest things as to why we, well mY reasoning, was to be close to the ocean and do what I love, now that I have actually found out what I want to be doing with my time. But trust me, if I could explore the ocean and become a creature of the depths I 100% without a single thought of hesitation would. Although, the ocean is terrifying, but if I could breathe underwater, I would have almost nothing to be afraid of. Having a fast mode of transportation would also be extremely helpful. But also who wOULDN’T want to have a tail and fins and all that good stuff. I also wonder if in this complete fantastical situation, I would be affected by gigantism, would I grow to the size of a blue whale? 

I saw in another tumblr post about a concept for mermaids that grow to the size of blue whales. Also can we address the fact that almost any mermaids that would live in shallow water would not be white, or skinny? Even deep sea dwelling mermaids would not be skinny, at those depths it is extremely cold. 

Ok, but I honestly need to talk about this during my date, I wonder what kind of mermaid or siren they would be. I’m getting red vibes, because they’re a scorpio, but overall, I think they would make a pretty great one. 

Also, can we appreciate that we are kind of a great match, because I’m a capricorn. So can we get all the capricorns to chear for a hot second. 

Speaking of hot, the hot chocolate is no longer scalding is now the perfect temperature so I’m just going to sit here and enjoy my hot chocolate and the thunder storm outside. Also, the marshmallows have kind of become one with the hot chocolate and I honestly wouldnt have it any other way. 

HERES IN MARSHMALLOW FLUFF WITH HOT CHOCOLATE, now that is something I need to invest in. With all my three dollars I will invest in this idea.

WHERE IS SHARK TANK WHEN YOU NEED IT!!1111!!!!111????1?1/?!?11?!1

Anyway thank you for reading my goblins, and if you didn’t, I completely understand, the ramblings of some weird internet person tends to not be the most interesting? Maybe. Thanks for enduring my wall of text ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

HAVE A LOVELY SATURDAY KISSES AND MOSS