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maskedchip · 2 years ago

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anyways. asoryuu old man yaoi

#mine #i say old man yaoi but they are not that old here tbh #maybe like late 30's early 40's #idk #old man yaoi is just funny to say #that ryuu on the right tho maybe like 50's #he needs a receding hairline...#this is from august LAST YEAR. GET OUT OF TOWN

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fox-guardian · 3 months ago

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[ID: Drawings of Martin Blackwood from The Magnus Archives on gray backgrounds. He is a fat white man with freckles, dull red hair with white streaks, and a matching beard. His eyes are a pale gray.

The first image is two headshots of him making a disappointed expression. He is wearing round glasses and a white collared shirt. The first drawing shows him with his hair down in a mullet style, bangs falling over his eyes, and the second shows his hair slicked back with only a couple strands hanging down.

The second image is a full-body drawing of him in a three-piece suit. It is a very dull blue. He is also wearing matching shoes and a pale gray tie, and his glasses are drawn gold. He also has a gold chain hanging from his vest pocket. He is standing with one hand in his pocket, the other adjusting his jacket. His hair is slicked back, and he is looking over his shoulder with a neutral expression.

The last image is just Martin's eyes over the seasons. Seasons 1-3 (one drawing) are a rich brown, and his eyebrows are bright red. The expression is wide and friendly. Season 4's pair is a pale gray with pupils frosted over, and the eyebrows are the duller red. The expression is tired. Season 5's are the rich brown with bright red brows, but with a ring of gray around just the pupil of the eye. The expression is annoyed, eyes rolling. end ID]

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finally finished the lonely martos. enjoy his hairline

#fg's art #the magnus archives #tma #martin blackwood #i feel like i need to recede it More especially in the middle #he jokes that testosterone gave him all that body hair but it had to take it from his hairline #also the hairline isn't. strictly a lonely thing btw. he's been like this the whole time #it's not a symbol of his deterioration it's just How He Is

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giddlygoat · 6 months ago

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i’m my mind, mario’s casual fits are all checkered low-top vans, jorts and “eat sleep game repeat” or racing tour shirts and luigi looks like he puts granola in his yogurt. like visor caps and fanny packs. i’m talking socks with the sandals, people

#and they’re both stylish about it don’t get me wrong #btw luigi has an arsenal of jean skirts and also there’s probably quite a few items that him and mario share #source: the select shirts that me and my older sib take shared custody over bc we both love them sm #oh and before you ask. yes. mario is all aviators and luigi is oversized plastic rims. all the way #guys i need to draw i need to DRAW !!!!!#ohhh btw btw luigi wears a digital watch and mario mooches off him for the time #i don’t care that the smb movie gave them iphones. i simply disagree!#smb #luigi #mario #also mario’s hairline is quickly receding. not even related i just needed to get that off my chest #mario will have a bald spot the size of a landing pad by the time he’s 40 meanwhile luigi will be luscious locks in the nursing home #oh fuck the image of jerry seinfeld and george costanza standing next to one another popped in my head .#that’s cursed. however! gives you an idea of what i mean here

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saul-gone-man · 1 year ago

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🎶 he’s got that cinnabon, cinnabon sadness 🎶

#i’d drink with him #he needs it #Actually yk what. I’d do anything with him #*Pats his receding hairline* no…stop…for me?#ok i’m done sorry #bcs #better call saul #jimmy mcgill #saul goodman #bob odenkirk #breaking bad #brba #bcs fanart #fanart #my art #gene takovic

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ishouldbedoingalright · 6 months ago

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the number of people cheering that gareth's gone... babe he ranks third for all-time victories as england manager and all european championship runs to the final have been under his management. no men's manager has ever done that. he completely transformed how the england team are viewed not only by the public but by the players.

#im interested in the social history and men's mental health in football OKAY #pisses me off when people slag off southgate as though he hasnt done anything #people have this perception and by people i mean white male middle aged football fans with receding hairlines that football needs to be -#aggressive and get the job done and that men shouldnt show any signs of weakness on the pitch #imagine the pressure of playing for a country of knobheads and all that expectation on their shoulders to win win win #im not endorsing or condoning how much money those guys earn cos football is absolutely fucking mental and #thats a whole other kettle of fish #anyway watch dear england #london and manchester 2025 thank u #* football culture #thats the word i was looking for #gareth southgate

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bikefuckersoftheworldunite · 4 months ago

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