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maskedchip · 1 year ago

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anyways. asoryuu old man yaoi

#mine #i say old man yaoi but they are not that old here tbh #maybe like late 30's early 40's #idk #old man yaoi is just funny to say #that ryuu on the right tho maybe like 50's #he needs a receding hairline...#this is from august LAST YEAR. GET OUT OF TOWN

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fox-guardian · 1 month ago

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[ID: Drawings of Martin Blackwood from The Magnus Archives on gray backgrounds. He is a fat white man with freckles, dull red hair with white streaks, and a matching beard. His eyes are a pale gray.

The first image is two headshots of him making a disappointed expression. He is wearing round glasses and a white collared shirt. The first drawing shows him with his hair down in a mullet style, bangs falling over his eyes, and the second shows his hair slicked back with only a couple strands hanging down.

The second image is a full-body drawing of him in a three-piece suit. It is a very dull blue. He is also wearing matching shoes and a pale gray tie, and his glasses are drawn gold. He also has a gold chain hanging from his vest pocket. He is standing with one hand in his pocket, the other adjusting his jacket. His hair is slicked back, and he is looking over his shoulder with a neutral expression.

The last image is just Martin's eyes over the seasons. Seasons 1-3 (one drawing) are a rich brown, and his eyebrows are bright red. The expression is wide and friendly. Season 4's pair is a pale gray with pupils frosted over, and the eyebrows are the duller red. The expression is tired. Season 5's are the rich brown with bright red brows, but with a ring of gray around just the pupil of the eye. The expression is annoyed, eyes rolling. end ID]

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finally finished the lonely martos. enjoy his hairline

#fg's art #the magnus archives #tma #martin blackwood #i feel like i need to recede it More especially in the middle #he jokes that testosterone gave him all that body hair but it had to take it from his hairline #also the hairline isn't. strictly a lonely thing btw. he's been like this the whole time #it's not a symbol of his deterioration it's just How He Is

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giddlygoat · 4 months ago

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i’m my mind, mario’s casual fits are all checkered low-top vans, jorts and “eat sleep game repeat” or racing tour shirts and luigi looks like he puts granola in his yogurt. like visor caps and fanny packs. i’m talking socks with the sandals, people

#and they’re both stylish about it don’t get me wrong #btw luigi has an arsenal of jean skirts and also there’s probably quite a few items that him and mario share #source: the select shirts that me and my older sib take shared custody over bc we both love them sm #oh and before you ask. yes. mario is all aviators and luigi is oversized plastic rims. all the way #guys i need to draw i need to DRAW !!!!!#ohhh btw btw luigi wears a digital watch and mario mooches off him for the time #i don’t care that the smb movie gave them iphones. i simply disagree!#smb #luigi #mario #also mario’s hairline is quickly receding. not even related i just needed to get that off my chest #mario will have a bald spot the size of a landing pad by the time he’s 40 meanwhile luigi will be luscious locks in the nursing home #oh fuck the image of jerry seinfeld and george costanza standing next to one another popped in my head .#that’s cursed. however! gives you an idea of what i mean here

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saul-gone-man · 1 year ago

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🎶 he’s got that cinnabon, cinnabon sadness 🎶

#i’d drink with him #he needs it #Actually yk what. I’d do anything with him #*Pats his receding hairline* no…stop…for me?#ok i’m done sorry #bcs #better call saul #jimmy mcgill #saul goodman #bob odenkirk #breaking bad #brba #bcs fanart #fanart #my art #gene takovic

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ishouldbedoingalright · 4 months ago

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the number of people cheering that gareth's gone... babe he ranks third for all-time victories as england manager and all european championship runs to the final have been under his management. no men's manager has ever done that. he completely transformed how the england team are viewed not only by the public but by the players.

#im interested in the social history and men's mental health in football OKAY #pisses me off when people slag off southgate as though he hasnt done anything #people have this perception and by people i mean white male middle aged football fans with receding hairlines that football needs to be -#aggressive and get the job done and that men shouldnt show any signs of weakness on the pitch #imagine the pressure of playing for a country of knobheads and all that expectation on their shoulders to win win win #im not endorsing or condoning how much money those guys earn cos football is absolutely fucking mental and #thats a whole other kettle of fish #anyway watch dear england #london and manchester 2025 thank u #* football culture #thats the word i was looking for #gareth southgate

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bikefuckersoftheworldunite · 2 months ago

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sete gibernau haunted by the horrors during the post race press conference at Le Mans, 2005

the horrors:

#sg15 #sete gibernau #motogp #vr46 #valentino rossi #I’ve seen so many photos of sete at this point so here’s my opinion: why did he have that slicked back hair look in 2003-2006??#it made it look like his hairline was receding but actually not it’s just his big ass forehead he needed bangs for sure #I think in 2005 he kinda did?#anyways #I wish I could find a photo of them from that presser where they’re both in the frame the vibes should have been rancid

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skunkes · 3 months ago

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cant stop rhinking about that talon bald spot ask i need him to have a bald spot. Neow.

#lets thin out that hair and recede that hairline further.#hm i guess the scar area COULD also be a bald spot....bc hair doesnt grow over scars....#talkys #i still havent fully uncovered his feelings abt this i know he has vanity about his hair to the point #that it falling out is his highest indicator for needing to feed bc he doesn't wanna be Bald bald he loves his long hair

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dedmau · 1 year ago

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rest in peace every balding man in media thats drawn without his receding hairline or bald spots in fanart

#they need that exposed skin to photosynthesise properly youre hurting him by covering it up #youre allowed to draw some bald men with hair i feel that some deserve it. looks at papa ii.#HOWEVER. if you are an old man lover you need to learn to love hair loss. bald spots and receding hairlines are part of the deal #actually im looking directly at daft punk artists that refuse to draw tbang as he is right now. draw his lack of hair you coward

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jaypilled · 2 years ago

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I never draw old men this is a first for me

#yall can we talk about his BANGS.#like when he isn't wearing his crown #WHAT WERE THE DESIGNERS THINKING.#anyways my design of him has a receding hairline. he's old and crusty and more people need to realize that #he looks kinda weird in the bottom right idk i fiddled with it for like an hour I don't know what's wrong with it #nexo knights #nexo knights fanart #king halbert #eggred halbert #jay art

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vonlipvig · 5 months ago

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HOLD ON, TIL that pete's receding hairline in mad men wasn't just a natural occurrence but rather a choice his actor made to shave it back?!

that is insane levels of dedication, holy shit.

#mad men #THAT IS WILD i just thought it was happening to poor vincent yknow. BUT NO HE'S INSANE ACTUALLY.#and apparently it was his idea? like i dont think anyone told him to do it he was just like yknow what pete needs? receding hairline #good for him that was very realistic but MAN......man #they dont make em like they used to [strokes the pirate dvds of mad men my parents have]#according to jules

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darkeyesunderthesky · 6 months ago

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Fun fact: Ronnie is my favourite band member of the killers because name twin ❤️

#he's also receding hairline twin <3 but we don't need to acknowledge that #he's the drummer btw

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hoardlikegoldenirises · 8 months ago

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my favorite thing to do is to have a character gain weight when they are healthy and safe 👍 also i needed to figure out what Kaine's build should actually look like compared to Peter, so I was like, may as well go all the way in and show his different weights.

technically this is for the scar reference I'm making (very slowly) but I figured it would stand on its own fine, so here it is.

#i'll be real he usually only goes double dutch in the mask (if ever) but i think it's cute lol #is this... too embarrassing to tag... I need it for organization though #kaine parker #nadiart #fanadiart #rough art #came in through the window last night #kaine does not have a receding hairline btw that's a scar combined w/ a widow's peak lmao i just didn't put a lot of detail down #his hairline comes much further forward on the right side of his head

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milimeters-morales · 2 years ago

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Hobie, to Miles: nobody can be an asshole to you except ME

Gwen: and me

Peter B: and me

Aaron’s ghost: me too

Miguel: me as well

PS4 Miles: same here

That Security Officer: don’t forget-

Miles: OKAY I GET IT.

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kyokosayuki · 2 years ago

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male pattern baldness seeking brain

#sorry i am just putting words together #my brain when deciding which guy i need to obsess over #my friend lina has a powerpoint about my middle aged men of the months where she rates them #joining the war on hair loss. on the side of hair loss #his receding hairline tells me he needs to get topped <3 (affectionate and lovingly)

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finexbright · 2 years ago

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Why did I read someone saying that harry's wearing a wig...

that man will never beat the receding hairline allegations will he 💀 but anyways i just think that he needs to hire stylists who know how to treat his curls properly and let them flounce freely, his hair these past few months has been looking extremely gorgeous

#he does not have a receding hairline have you seen how thick is hair his he just needs better stylists #who know how to style his hair properly and make it look voluminous #non non

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erigold13261 · 2 years ago

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Creating a design for Mama's father has been so difficult! Argh! I've gone through like 10+ designs but I think I am finally onto something!

#rambling #eritalks #noart #i don't know why he is taking so long #usually i am happy with designs right off the bat #or at least a version that just needs tweaks #but with braam?#i just can't get the vibe right #i keep making him look too soft #and happy #he is more of a stern man #serious and tired #and i just can't get that vibe right #plus i am torn between making him bald #or have a receding hairline #but i know i want him to have a beard #or at the very least sideburns

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