#he might be the only extrovert on my selfships

[zhxngii]

all the men i like atp are either old (welt,zhongli,jing yuan) tired/overworked (choso?,higuruma,nanami,also jing yuan lmao) or a scholar of some sort (ratio,haitham.)

idk where diluc and wrio fits.. simon or konig either.

[birinboom]

so hoshina huh 👀 JDJDJDODJDK this sounds so threatening but i am actually dying to know more. what’s the dynamic like? what drew you to him to begin with? im a hungry little girl and im begging for crumbs

EDIT: I might end up changing some of the lore to make everything fit better

Sorry to keep you waiting for your meal! Aaahh I’m still so awkward about it, it took me forever to work up the courage to answer 🫣 You make selfshipping seem so easy, Kendy, I envy you!!

I guess I should give some backstory or some of my answers won’t make much sense…

So basically, I’m a scientist from Scandinavia, specializing in troll (kaiju) biology. I’m selected for a 6 month work exchange program with Izumo Tech, in particular with the science unit at the Tachikawa base. 

The general idea for the work exchange is that the biology of kaiju/troll/cryptid/monster/whatever local name they’re given varies vastly across the world and five the countries with the highest monster emergence decided to do a collaboration between their science divisions in the hopes of sharing knowledge and improving our defenses.

I’ll need one of the fighters from the 3rd Division to perform regular tests on to check their equipment in the hopes of improving it, and Hoshina is selected to assist me solely because he’s the best at English in the 3rd Division. He’s quite happy to be selected since it means he’ll be relieved of a few of his regular duties, and he offers to be the one to pick me up at the airport so we can begin our collaboration on a good note. 

He enjoys my company enough that he takes me sightseeing on his days off, and he quickly becomes my go-to person if I’m having any form of trouble - like the one time I got kicked off the base because I forgot my ID back at the lab and needed someone to vouch for me to get me back in. 

Our friendship soon morphs into more of a situationship, both of us constantly reminding ourselves that I’m only in Japan for 6 months, it CANNOT become anything more. Not that that stops either of us from falling in love.

In the end I end up getting a permanent job offer from Izumo Tech so I’m able to move to Japan and we start officially dating.

So… there you have it. Yeah. OKAY YOU HAD QUESTIONS!

What’s the dynamic like

I’ve been thinking about this one so hard cause I’m not sure what answer you’re looking for here… I guess introvert/extrovert fits since I’m shy and awkward until I feel comfortable and Hoshina is very much the opposite. He’s good at drawing me out of my shell. Though he does like when I’m shy and blushing, it triggers his cute aggression which makes him want to tease me, which in turn only makes me blush more. It’s a bit of a spiral that usually ends with him kissing me silly but I can’t help but love it 🤭

There’s generally a lot of laughter in our relationship. We take care of each other, whether he’s injured or I’m sick, and there’s a lot of mutual trust in that we always want what’s best for each other. Plus brat vs. brat tamer. Hi, I’m the brat 🙋‍♀️

What drew me to him to begin with - in universe

I’ve always been the type of person to latch onto anybody who’s remotely nice to me and Hoshina just happened to be first in that regard. He was a lot more forward in the beginning than I dared to be, to the point where it could get just a little overwhelming at times. Still, it was more attention than I had gotten in a long long while so I never even thought about turning him down. 

Plus his sword skills had me fangirling practically as soon as I found out about them. He enjoyed every minute of it.

Adding to that, we bonded a lot over our mutual love of reading and coffee, and some shared experiences like both of us having shitty families who didn’t support our dreams.

What drew me to him to begin with - IRL

I’ve always been fond of mentor characters, and I’ve recently begun liking characters who are a little bit of an asshole (I blame HSR’s Aventurine for this 😒) 

Hoshina fits very nicely into both categories, though the mentor-side isn’t shown in the anime yet.

I dunno, I love how he goes for a more understated role until his skills are needed and then he goes ALL out. I love how loyal he is to Mina. I love how he’s a little shit. That one scene where he’s on his knees cry-laughing and slapping the floor because Kafka couldn’t get his suit to work, it smacked me in the face and I went ‘oh it’s him. I want him.’ 

Plus his sword skills had me fangirling, that one’s true in every universe  ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

Thank you so so much for sending me this!!! 💖💖💖

[mikareo]

(DOVE OMG IDK IT SAID I UNFOLLOWED U but i think it was on accident or smth and lwky it was weird bc i didn’t see u on my dash lately :// i’m so sorry for that !!! i feel so bad i’m so sorry ;-; !!)

but i just saw that u were holding matchups, so i was wondering if i could provide a submission ? one for complete matchups, if possible <3

for blue lock, btw !

in a separate ask (thank u sm <3)

male, and around teenage years

sfw pls and thank u :))

i think i’m a v honest person, and i suppose i don’t mind saying what’s on my mind if i’m close to u. but to others, i filter what i say, and i tend to “people please” by saying what might be favourable to them. i’m really introverted and shy lol, it takes me a while to warm up to someone, but when i do, i’m pretty extroverted and loud :,) i think i’m also realistic, and i can sometimes be pessimistic, but i’m trying to be more hopeful about the future lately hehe. i feel like i’m also often trying to take care of my friends, and it’s like i’m the mother of the group ;-; and i would say that i’m quite empathetic, so a lot of the times, my friends do come to me for advice or just to hear some comforting words. i’m an infj :) and i’m a cancer ! i go by she/her !!

i like to write, read, and draw sometimes (not v good at it but it’s a calming activity imo). i also like to watch kdramas and anime <3 they’re probably one of my favourite things in the world !! and i like to cook (baking not so much idk why)—it’s also kinda therapeutic. i also love shopping, but specifically shopping for my things (idk how to feel ab grocery shopping :/)

ideal dates would probably have to be like art galleries, cafe dates, a picnic date w like painting activities hehe, a spontaneous trip out in the city, or a stay-at-home date where we just do wtv and enjoy each other’s company <33

thank u so so much ! hope that i included all necessary info, and pls (maybe) have fun w this !!

(i’m quite excited to do ur submission for my event too hehe <33 and so sorry ab the unfollowing I FEEL SO BAD </3)

💌 ✮⋆˙ love letter to...yoisami!

saki!!!! i honestly didn't even notice u unfollowed me so dw abt it really!! girl u are SO pretty omg!! like the vibes u give off are so fairy princess,, i love that for u <33 also,, before u open this post (if u haven't alr LOL) it's like...really really long bc i have a lot to say abt this particular character ajskfl i haven't even finished writing everything yet while i'm typing this,, but i alr know it's going to have such a long wc for a matchup (1.2k pls),, i rlly hope u like it tho!! complete matchups are always so fun bc they're just a total brain dump for me :3 (p.s. i'm also so so excited for what color u come up w for me n isagi EEEK) also i dunno if i said it alr,, but i rlly love the little selfship drawing u have on ur navi,, it's so cute!!

[ ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱₊˚⊹ ᰔ ] your complete matchup results!

⋆⋆⋆�� ⠀ APPEARANCE PAIRING ! congratulations . . .‧₊˚🌻✩NIJIRO NANASE₊˚🌿⊹♡

with gentle features that seemingly express lots of emotion; no doubt, the two of you would be considered a visual couple and have countless onlookers wishing they were with either of you. nijiro only cares about your eyes, though. he's not bothered by the lovestruck stares and greedy thoughts the passing women have. he only needs to make you smile. that's his one and only goal.

⋆⋆⋆⠀ ⠀ PERSONALITY PAIRING ! congratulations . . .‧₊˚🍙✩YOICHI ISAGI₊˚⚽️⊹♡

⋆⭒˚｡⋆ chemistry analysis . . .

okay this actually was so easy for me to settle on, i literally read your personality info and the first person who came to mind was isagi. i weighed out all the other options, but no one else really clicked in my head other than him. i think about this man like so often; and knowing so much about him, there's no doubt that you two would be so compatible!

one thing that really stood out to me amidst all of isagi's personality traits, is his perceptiveness. obviously he's extremely good at reading the field, but his true talent is reading people. while you're very introverted and tend to keep to yourself at first, he'd be able to figure out a way to make you feel comfortable around him upon the first introduction. he wouldn't be alarmed by your shyness, but rather intrigued and he'd want to understand you better; in fact, he'd make it a challenge for himself to do so. immediately, he'd be able to notice the difference between you telling the truth and you trying to 'people please'— but no matter which one is occurring, he wouldn't call you out on it. he'd trust that you're saying and doing whatever you feel comfortable with, and respect that. he'd also enjoy your outgoingness once you finally open up to him, and his favorite thing in the world would be whenever he's able to make you laugh. isagi loves a girl who laughs a lot whilst showing a beautiful smile; and he'd wish he had a photographic memory just to revisit that look on your face when he's struggling on the field, in need of some comfort.

i don't necessarily think you two are total opposites, but there are definitely some things that you differ on; one being his optimism vs. your pessimism. isagi is someone who lives on adrenaline and keeping his head in the clouds. he believes that everything will work out for him so long as he continues to practice and find a new solution; however, he needs someone who can keep him grounded. if he spends too much time in the clouds, his feet will never come back to earth. with your realist perspective, you can tell him when he needs to focus or lock in on a goal— whilst also making sure that he isn't getting too ahead of himself. the reverse is also true. he uses his extreme optimism and drive to encourage you to take those chances that you normally wouldn't with your realism holding you back. he wants you to fly in the cloud with him, and looks forward to that safe landing he knows you'll bring. you keep him from flying away. he makes sure you're not stuck to the ground forever.

even though he's an optimist, isagi is so hard on himself. he beats himself up after every game even if he's the one who scored the winning goal. to him, there's nothing more important than improving; which is why your advice is so valuable. if anything, you'd surely be his rock in the midst of the chaos of his football career. he'd rely on you when he's feeling down and go to you whenever he needs some words of encouragement. with those words, he'd close his eyes and try to recall them— recite them— before he has a game (it's his good luck charm) and feel so much stronger. your the person he looks up to most. it's not noel noa. it's you. he hangs onto your every word, his attention is undivided, because he knows that you only want the best for him. your advice is selfless, and yes, maybe he is selfish for asking for it so often, but can you blame him? you're the shining sun when he's rained off the field and the sweeping waves when he visits the beach. your physical and emotional beauty astonish him.

on his off days, isagi loves to go for walks, read manga, or simply stay at home with you. surely, he'd be the one to hand you your sneakers and tell you that there's a new cafe open downtown that he wants to try— knowing full well that you've been looking forward to it for weeks. when the two of you are walking through the city, he's bound to take a few pictures with fans; and while you're holding up the phone telling them to say 'cheese', isagi smiles after, telling the strangers: "isn't my girlfriend so cute?" he's such a character. if you choose to spend the day at home, baking and such, he tries his best to help out in the kitchen. though, it never really works out as planned. isagi has his certain skills, baking not being one of them (i.e. soccer being the only one) which causes your sweets to be a little lopsided. however, his company isn't a burden as he makes you giggle and smile with his quips and encouragements as you try a new recipe. isagi loves spending time with you when he can, and he makes sure to make the most of it.

⋆⭒˚｡⋆ memories on the wall . . .

⋆⭒˚｡⋆ a treasured moment . . .

your boyfriend is someone who thinks on his feet, pre-planning has never really been his thing, which is why it was no surprise when he laced up your sneakers and led you to the train station with no prior warning. "c'mon, that new cafe opened in ginza." is what he'd said to you; trying to sound spontaneous, even though he so obviously remembered you've been looking forward to it for months now.

the two of you are nearly there, just a few blocks away since you somehow got off the train two stops too early, when a pair of middle school (?) girls stop you in your tracks. "excuse me, do you mind if we get a photo with you isagi?" to which he gladly accepts.

naturally, you offer to take the photo, being used to your boyfriend's adoring fans and tell the girls to smile big. it's so adorable the way his face lights up whenever he's able to share his passion for football with someone new. you love that beaming look on his face and are so grateful that you get to look at that grin every day of your life.

"the girl taking the photo..." isagi begins to say to the fans, worrying you that he's about to make some joke that you won't find funny. "she's my girlfriend." aw.

they both nod at his words, commenting on how pretty they think you are, before he continues to speak.

"isn't she gorgeous?"

he always knows how to make you blush. damn him.

"you're a flirt, yoichi." you shake your head, giggling softly as you hand the phone back to the girls. "i can't take you anywhere, can i?"

he reaches out, lovingly clasping his large hand over yours and kisses your temple. it's a very public display of romance, but he made sure to cover your face while doing so, knowing that you tend to get a little embarrassed by those sort of things. "i'm the luckiest man in the world." his voice is so caring, so loving. "i'm going to tell everyone i'm yours whenever i get the chance."

(i am literally a mess when it comes to isagi jasfdkl this brain dump was lethal)

[marsdaproship]

intro post

hi my name is mars! this is my proship tumblr, in this blog you will have two hosts

me Mars

Nathan

(other alters might post )

lets start with my intro

My name is Mars and I am 18 years old

My pronouns are any but she/her prefered~

im genderfluid and identify as pansexual polyamorous

Mars is only a nickname and not my real name lol

Im an extrovert! im also autistic.

I am the main host

Me and nathan are part of a DID system (the same one)

as for nathan (copy and pasting it)

My names Nathan but call me nate, im 23

my pronouns are he/him idc about she/her

i consider myself cisgender and my sexuality is none of your buisness unless im close to you or we are buddies

im a ambivert

i am your secondary host

in this blog youll know about some of our favourite proships. We will also do positivity and as soon as one of us are on well do small annoucements.

DNF : Antis ,, homophobes,, transphobes,, ableists ,, under 15

ATF : more than 40 (if not an alter) ,, under 17 but higher than 14 (15,16)

OK to follow : proships ,, selfships ,, 17-39 ,, DID systems ,, queers and neurodivergent people (this will be updated )

Others socials:

@mars_proship_palace on aethy

Feel free to send asks

<3 -Mars and Nate

System end tags

mars

tags:

-Mars rambles

-Mars positivity reblog

f/o tags:

-Jerome and Jeremiah

-14Doc

Nathan

Normal: Nathan.txt

(thats it i think)

jeff

normal tag: Jeff.ex.e

Stuff i like n more: jeff coded

TW: jeff gives u a warning

I will almost never post on here, I have my own blog. @jeffrey1994d

[hayley-adams]

Answers below the cut

1. How big of a part is selfshipping in your life?

It is indeed a very big part of my life. It's a free pass to having a SO without having one in real life.

2. Do you tend to darker themes in your shipping? If yes, why? Or why not?

Yes, because I'm something of a freak myself /j

But really, I have a healthy balance between dark and wholesome (not really-). The dark themes are more or less to feed my freak while the wholesome ones are for my wellbeing.

3. Are you generally more attached to less or more popular characters?

I wouldn't say Rollo is popular. He's far less popular than the rest of the characters in TWST. On the other hand, Adam is kind of popular in the Hazbin Hotel fandom. It really depends.

4. Is there an f/o you have never/rarely talked about publicly? Tell us a little something about them!

Well, I barely even talk about Rollo and Adam publicly because I'm really shy to yap about them. People might see me as cringey.

5. Do you create for your selfships? If yes, what do you create?

I create pictures using Neka.cc and Picrew.

6. Do you selfship out of attraction, for fun or to cope? Or for any other reasons?

I do it for all three (and I can't come up with any other reason lol).

It's fun. I create a self-insert, craft a lore, connect the dots on how they met and how they end up with each other. All the fun things you do in fanfiction. But the most significant reason is for coping purposes. I mean, both Rollo and Adam started off as comfort characters before I started yume-ing them.

Fun fact: Adam became my FO approximately six months after I began yume-ing Rollo.

7. If you could choose one f/o to be with you RIGHT NOW who would it be, and why?

Is it safe to say I want both?

If I have to choose only one, I'd choose Adam. Introvert me needs a loud, extroverted boyfriend who can order my fries for me lol

8. How closely do you identify with/as your s/i's, if you have any?

From what I see and feel, TWST! Hayley is the closest to my personality. HH! Hayley is influenced by her character's lore considering my answer in question no. 2.

9. How long have you been part of the selfshipping community? How long before have you selfshipped without being aware of the community or publicly partaking in it?

I only became part of the community only back in December 2023 when I started yume-ing Rollo. I did have my share of self-ships during my creepypasta phase (I'm Jeff's wife, back off /j) but I wasn't aware of the community until 2021. I'm no longer in the creepypasta community that time.

10. Any old f/o's you're no longer shipping with?

There's too much to mention. Believe me when I say that I create a self-insert in every media I consume; I subconsciously do it like a must-do, which is unfortunate because I can't see the story as is without involving myself in it. Good thing I was able to rewire my brain lol

11. Do you incorporate kink into your selfships? If yes, any kinks you prefer?

I do, but I would prefer not to go into detail (to keep me off the wanted list lmao). Consider my answer in question no. 2 and I'll leave it to the imagination.

12. Do you have any non-human f/o's? If yes is your s/i for them human or not? Are you perhaps nonhuman?

Adam is an angel, Hayley is a sinner demon.

Rollo is still human, but he has magic abilities. On the other hand, Hayley is a magicless human.

And I'm actually the long lost angel-demon-wolf-cat princess /j

13. How close do you prefer to stay to canon?

Both Rollo and Adam are still in their canon character. I only assumed how they would react when it comes to Hayley, but I didn't modify their personalities that much.

14. Any f/o's you have completely removed from canon/their source?

Not necessarily. I will adjust if ever there are canon changes in their character.

Except Adam. Adam is already deceased in the canon lore (or not, depending on the upcoming next season) so I rewrote his lore in a way that he survived the battle.

15. If you're fictionfolk, how does that affect your selfships?

I searched this up and it says kinning a fictional character so I hope I found the correct meaning.

I don't have kins in Hazbin Hotel, but I do kin Malleus from TWST. The crazy part is the fandom regularly ships him with Rollo lmao but it doesn't affect my yume in any way.

16. Pick one f/o you identify with closest!

I'd say Rollo. We're both reserved introverts who doesn't do well with people. However, TWST! Hayley is the golden retriever type but only until her social battery dies.

17. Pick one f/o you think makes others think of you! (Might be a main f/o, or one so obscure only you ship with them)

According to my Facebook friends (I'm more active there), I'm by far the only Adam yume they know. So yes, if they see Adam, they remember me lmao

18. Do you talk about your selfships irl? Do you know any other selfshippers irl?

I don't. None of my irl friends are familiar with yume or self-shipping. All yume friends are from Facebook.

19. Do you have an AU where multiple f/o's from different sources exist together? Tell us about it!

I don't. It's hard to connect both franchise, especially now that there are different Hayleys for TWST and HH.

I did have one, but it's just a (planned but not yet created) meme on how both pairs will react if they see each other: Rollo has the "what a disgusting display" look for Adam, while TWST! Hayley is astonished and delighted to see HH! Hayley's ash-gray skin.

20. Are you a polyselfshipper? If yes, are all your ships poly?

I do polyselfship but not with my FOs. It's more or less to feed my freak lol

Consider my ongoing and seemingly undying yandere phase where I read "yandere males x reader" fics or anything similar, and these males are the author's OCs and not canon characters of whatever franchise.

21. Do you have a favorite media you do not selfship from?

Danganronpa and MILGRAM, but only because I have my own set of OCs with my own set of killing game and trials. None of my OCs encountered the canon characters, except the event masters Monokuma and Jackalope.

22. Do you own a trinket you associate with your f/o?

I have band stickers I associate with Adam, because he's something of a rockstar himself.

23. Do you tend to selfship preferably from specific type of media? (i.e. prefer animated over life action, novels over games, interactive over non-interactive, etc.)

I don't prefer specific types of media.

24. Are there any sort of power dynamics in your selfships? If yes, who tends to be more dominant, and who less so?

I prefer my boyfriends dominant lol

Rollo and Hayley have no evident power dynamics (except in the bedroom /j), but Adam and Hayley have the most obvious power dynamics.

25. Any favorite shipping tropes you usually love but don't like in your selfships? Or any tropes you usually can't stand but like in your selfships?

I can't think of any. My selfships are able to cater my favorite tropes.

Bonus! Is there anything about your selfships you always wanted to share? But didn't know when it would be appropriate? Do it here!

Consider my answers in question no. 2 and 11.

General Selfship Ask Game

1. How big of a part is selfshipping in your life?

2. Do you tend to darker themes in your shipping? If yes, why? Or why not?

3. Are you generally more attached to less or more popular characters?

4. Is there an f/o you have never/rarely talked about publicly? Tell us a little something about them!

5. Do you create for your selfships? If yes, what do you create?

6. Do you selfship out of attraction, for fun or to cope? Or for any other reasons?

7. If you could choose one f/o to be with you RIGHT NOW who would it be, and why?

8. How closely do you identify with/as your s/i's, if you have any?

9. How long have you been part of the selfshipping community? How long before have you selfshipped without being aware of the community or publicly partaking in it?

10. Any old f/o's you're no longer shipping with?

11. Do you incorporate kink into your selfships? If yes, any kinks you prefer?

12. Do you have any non-human f/o's? If yes is your s/i for them human or not? Are you perhaps nonhuman?

13. How close do you prefer to stay to canon?

14. Any f/o's you have completely removed from canon/their source?

15. If you're fictionfolk, how does that affect your selfships?

16. Pick one f/o you identify with closest!

17. Pick one f/o you think makes others think of you! (Might be a main f/o, or one so obscure only you ship with them)

18. Do you talk about your selfships irl? Do you know any other selfshippers irl?

19. Do you have an AU where multiple f/o's from different sources exist together? Tell us about it!

20. Are you a polyselfshipper? If yes, are all your ships poly?

21. Do you have a favorite media you do not selfship from?

22. Do you own a trinket you associate with your f/o?

23. Do you tend to selfship preferably from specific type of media? (i.e. prefer animated over life action, novels over games, interactive over non-interactive, etc.)

24. Are there any sort of power dynamics in your selfships? If yes, who tends to be more dominant, and who less so?

25. Any favorite shipping tropes you usually love but don't like in your selfships? Or any tropes you usually can't stand but like in your selfships?

Bonus! Is there anything about your selfships you always wanted to share? But didn't know when it would be appropriate? Do it here!

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Please remember to practice reblog karma

Feel free to add more questions in your reblogs, or use this as a cheat sheet for asks to send other selfshippers who haven't interacted with this post!

[cyborg-franky]

Why do you like Marco and Law so much?

I'll try not make an essay and do just a bullet point presentation. [Won't include reasons why I selfship only reasons why I liek them]

- Years ago I dated someone who loved all the WBP and she'd always say I was alot like Marco and I was like 'haha sure' so sorta ignored him cus I try not to be into characters that people say I'm like because I don't like me and I think it might be vain? WHO KNOWS - I always liked him cus he has these crazy impressive powers that might seem OP as fuck but he's like always has this 'here for a good time not a long time' vibe - I enjoy when extroverted characters aren't always loud because we aren't always 'in your face' - He's kinda awesome and kinda ridiculous at the same time? - I like him more these days when you can see more of his personality because back then I think the most we ever had was what happened before and marine ford itself. - I like this man picked a style and proceeded to rock it for the next 40 years. - Man looks like a pineapple but still is like 'yeah I love them, so what' and just eats them like a goblin. - I like that he always looks like he's either stoned, just woken up or done with your shit. [or all three] - yoi

- I can't remember why but before we meet Law for the first time I was having a break from anime, just like I had things going on? and friends were like 'DUDE get back into op there's someone whose like you' and they'd go on and on about this guy that was me. - I watched it and I was like.. please don't say the asshole in the yellow hoodie YES THE ASSHOLE IN THE YELLOW HOODIE - oH No - I tried SO HARD NOT TO LIKE HIM because [at that time in my life] I was very much like pre-skip Law. - I gave up fighting it and sorta leaned into it. I liked that he was a little shit, just wanted to stir things up and cause trouble, we didn't know much about him at the time ya know? he was just 'a little shit' - I liked how badly he dressed. - He became a very deep and complex character who I still love [I just miss preskip] - His backstory and stuff with Corazon is still one of the saddest and hardest things in One Piece [I personally think] - I like how he's SO SMART and SO GOOFY at times too.

I love them both, they are such good representations of both sides of a Libra.

[nadineselfships-archived]

I was tagged by @lildreamysoul to answer questions with Wade!! I am really excited to do this thank you Ash!! 💜💜

Yes, thank you Ash, it was about time I got my well deserved screen time! I'm sure you all missed me, I know I missed you!

Of course they missed you, now let's get into these questions!

Lay 'em on me baby!

1. Introduce yourselves. Who are you? What do you like to do?

Your local dumbass Nadine reporting for duty! I work with my sibling Remy at our company Sinclaire Industries but I spend most of my time at Wade and I's home, avoiding paperwork and taking care of the kids.

And I am the one and only Deadpool, might of heard of me or seen my movies? With Reynolds, yeah, that guy can play me any day, what a cutie amirite? But anyway, if you somehow don't know me, I'm the adorable merc with a mouth that never shuts up and i somehow tricked Nadine into marrying me.

We used to like to do a lot of dumb shit together, if you saw us anywhere there would be a building on fire somewhere behind us and probably unholy demons we accidentally unleashed chasing us after stealing something we shouldn't have.

Ah, good times. Yeah, now days we spend every second spoiling the kiddos, spending as much time with them as possible. My favourite part of the week is family movie night, nothing feels better then being in a giant cuddle pile of people you'd do anything for.

2. How was your first meeting like?

So, that's a funny story actually, real funny–I mean, really, hilarious if you will.

He was trying to break into the company building and crashed through the window in one of the meeting rooms, where I just so happened to be, in a meeting. Even better, right, he landed on top of me, glass sticking out of him literally everywhere.

I like to think I made a good first impression.

It was an impression, that's for sure.

3. How did you get together? Who confessed first?

Honestly it was a shock either of us managed to just accept our feelings, telling each other was a whole other ballgame. But, I got frustrated and decided to just tell him how i felt and that uhm, went, bad. It went bad.

It didn't–It wasn't, that, bad.

You fell off the statue of liberty and didn't talk to me for two weeks.

It was a lot to take in! How are you supposed to deal with a heartfelt confession from your crush?

I don't know–I got him to talk to me eventually anyway, I just had to corner him in an alleyway which was easy because he'd been following me like a creep. We decided to take it slow from there and well, here we are!

4. What are your thoughts on PDA

I never used to be a fan of it because of my social anxiety but Wade makes me feel safe and when i'm with him i forget about everything else and don't mind smothering him in kisses no matter where we are or who's watching!

PDA is my jam. I don't care what's happening I'm gonna be lovin' on my baby, kisses, cuddles n' all that good stuff, anytime, anywhere! Not even the end of the world could keep me away from giving Nadine the love they deserve!

You're making it mushy s t o p abshdhfakdk-

5. How do you show your affection towards each other/what are your love languages?

Oh gosh I dunno, I guess we do a lot of everything? Mainly physical touch though, we like to show how we feel through our actions but I do like to tell Wade I love him at least a million times a day.

Yeah, we don't really do gifts or anything, but we do take care of each other and sometimes has those mushy three am conversations about how much we mean to each other. And I don't say it a million times a day but I do leave sticky notes for Nadine to find throughout the day, not sure what that counts as.

It counts as being the best husband in the world. 💜💜

I'll take that!

6. Who's more introverted and who's more extroverted?

Nadine is my cute lil' hermit who likes to live in their cave while I'm their brave, handsome social butterfly–Gotta lot of friends and fans to keep up with yanno.

Yeah, ideally I'd never leave the house, but I got a job to do and kids to take to school, Wade just has a higher social meter than I do.

7. Who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

Wade is the little spoon and I'm the big spoon!! I love holding him around his waist and nuzzling my face into his back!!

Sometimes we'll have one or three of the kiddos crawl into bed with us and then it's more of a cuddle pile than anything. The cutest, most comfortable cuddle pile ever.

8. What do you like doing together most?

If it's just the two of us? I love when we get to sleep in and cuddle in bed, talking and barely making sense and sharing lazy kisses and just, not having to think about anything else. I love that.

Awe babe I'm gonna cry! I gotta agree that's some healing shit, nothing better. Well, I do have another favourite activity to do in bed but we'll keep to the sweet stuff today.

9. Tell us a fun fact about the other!

Wade will stay up all night sometimes just watching the kids, it's really sweet and it also means I don't have to get up if the baby starts crying because Wade's already there rocking her and singing her a lullaby. Fun fact, he's a great dad.

Okay wow, just expose me like that then. Two can play at that game dearest; Nadine was so worried about the kids having good birthdays they planned a lot of them up until their eighteenths, with wiggle room for shifting interests, which, I think, is the most adorable thing in the world.

Shut up that's, a normal parent thing.

Not it's not babe, it's really not. But it's very cute. ❤

10. Tag other selfshippers and their f/o's.

Okay let's see, we tag; (feel free to ignore this if you're not feeling up to it, i tried to tag everyone who interacted with the post i made💜)

@space-sweetheart and Fredrick

@pink-n-purple-honey and Ramuda

@millizines and Earnest

@rose-wine-selfships and Atsushi

@shippin-in-the-rain and Soren

@promptoargentumsgirlfriend and Prompto

@poetryandnightmares and Julian

@thedevilsrosee and Kali

@jinxthequeergirl and Poe

@houseof1000selfships and Cad

@disneymarina and Leon

@puppy-self-ship and Freddy

@pkselfship and Sylvain

@wildcardwithaheart and Loki

@lovesick-clownlord and Hades

@jaklovemail and Ash

@junkratsloverat and Jamie

@ollievoil and Robotnik and Stone

And anyone else who wants to do this!!

[tekkai]

Self Ship Interview

I was tagged by @virus-selfship​

Ahhhhhhh thank you this was so much fun, ilsm! Sorry this took a hot minute. I tend to get carried away and write way too much. :)

Introduce yourselves. Who are you? What do you like to do?

Angel: Hi I’m Angel! I also go by Wolfie!  (◕‿◕✿) I’m a small nerd with a special interest in wildlife conservation. I specialize in birds and reptiles, but I’m most interested in the animal on the island of Little Garden although it’s been a hassle to secure funding for the expedition. It’s a dream of mine to be able to work with the dinosaurs in the wild.

Lucci : I’m Rob Lucci of Cipher Pol. 

How was your first meeting like?

Angel: Oh it was love at first sight for me. Hattori is such a sweetheart there was no way I wouldn’t notice such a beautiful pigeon around the base...

I’m kidding! We first officially met in my office. As the only Ornithologist on the island Lucci first approached me to consult about Hattori’s well being. Lucci was kind of a pain in my ass at first but you can tell a lot about a person from how they are with their animals... And I might have developed a small crush. 

Lucci : Our first meeting was strictly professional. My pet was having a hard time acclimating to the climate. She had an excellent reputation so I first visited her for a consultation. The issue resolved on its own not long after our first encounter but I kept scheduling appointments with her. 

How did you get together? Who confessed first?

Angel: That would be me! I can’t help myself, I love a good debate. We were going back and forth over something stupid and I remember saying that “I can’t decide if I want to strangle you or kiss you.” Right before I died of embarrassment is when I first felt his lips on mine. And that’s when things began to change...

We’d known each other for a while before that and had a... I guess you could call it a friendship? If I feel comfortable enough to debate with someone then it’s a pretty good indicator we were close. I was definitely attracted to him and enjoyed his company but I really didn’t plan on acting on my feelings. He was fairly popular among the other singles here and I didn’t think I’d be his type. 

Lucci: Angel, I’d been trying to court you for weeks. I was starting to think you were intentionally ignoring my effort. When you said that I realize the flowers and complements might have been too vague for you.

Angel: ...So I might have also been a little dense when it comes to romance. But, it all worked out in the end!

What are your thoughts on PDA?

Angel: I’m a little shy with that kind of thing... I have no problem showing affection but I would rather not have an audience. I am a professional and do have a reputation to consider. 

Lucci : I’d rather we didn’t but won’t object to it. 

How do you show your affection towards each other/what are your love languages?

Angel: Acts of service is my main mode of affection! I’m also big on quality time. When I’m in love, I like to spend time with them and help however I can. Being with Lucci is no different. I like to prove my love through action. 

Lucci : Quality time. 

Angel: It makes my heart happy we share a primary mode! 

Who’s more introverted and who’s more extroverted?

Angel: Oh I’m definitely an extrovert! I have a well-developed introversion but given the chance I love being around my people. Dinner parties and game nights are my happy place. I’m a very social creature. 

Lucci : I’m an introvert. Angel is one of the few people I don’t find exhausting to be around. 

Who’s the big spoon and who’s the little spoon?

Angel: For the most part, I’m the little spoon. There’s a whole 12′’ between us in terms of height so it’s easier to curl around me I guess. 

Lucci : She can be a surprisingly aggressive cuddler. If she wants to be the big spoon she will find a way. 

Angel: You enjoy it when I take charge~

Lucci : I never said I didn’t. 

What do you like doing together the most?

Angel: Ah we’re such a boring couple! Dates are nice but to be honest we’re both away from home so often it’s such a luxury to just indulge in domestic life. Just keeping a home together feels like a dream. I love being able to travel for my work but I wish I could spend more time home with him. My favorite time is when we’re both settling down for the night, casually curled up together on the sofa.  He usually settles down with a paper and I always have my field notes to work on. 

Lucci : I enjoy when we can cook together. I love listen to her talk and sing along with the radio as we work. She puts so much energy into even the mundane tasks, it’s hard not to have enjoy yourself around her. 

Tell us a fun fact about the other!

Angel: He’s musically trained! He won’t sing infront of other people but I once caught him singing to some fledgling canaries I was raising at the time. The memory is forever burned into my mind and I love it.

 Lucci : She has a devil fruit but, for a stupid reason, pretends she doesn’t. 

Tag other selfshippers and their f/os.

If ya’ll want, I would love to learn more about my favorite couples out here! I tried not to double tag people who’ve already been tagged but if I have to feel free to ignore me, likewise if I missed you please jump in if you want! I love reading about other peoples ships!

@princiere​ + Akira, @soulnottainted​ + Copia, @rain-selfships + Dick, @selfshippinglover + Hector, @justafictionalthing + Megamind, @ariesselfships + Duncan, @rosepetalcharm + Kurama, @wingedships + Qrow