#he made a silly investment high on cocaine in a cafe bathroom and walked out of it with two billion dollars

[kenzie-ann27]

I actually want to sit down and do the math on just how much money stewy made on the gojo deal, like it has to be insane?

update: stewy bought four billion dollars worth of waystar stock at ~ 129 a share in lifeboats (about 31 million shares); in the finale, matsson buys the company out for 192 per share, leaving stewy with a whole $5,953,488,372.09, so he made about two billion on that deal. which isn't half bad considering kendall, shiv, and roman combined were going to make ten billion.

extra update: I hate that this made its way to twitter when I was so wrong 😭 kendall says in the munsters that they would make three billion on the gojo sale, not ten; they were going to partner up to get the rest of the money to buy pierce. so! knowing that! I was able to do more math. if they were going to make three billion at 144 a share, the final sale at 192 gave them four billion dollars even, or about 1.3 each.

stewy hosseini, you officially made more money than kendall roy. what a guy.