#he lost xiao jiu and his dick

[carnationcutie]

svsss fandom loves to bully yue qingyuan to the point they give him erectile dysfunction

[rarepears]

How do you put the pelt back on? What if the pelt has been cut and sewed into a clothing? Or made into a rug, a baby blanket or i dunno?

Because i imagine one day the old palace master showing off his expensive rare creature fur collection, cut to Shen jiu feeling one up (unknowingly, the butt) and PUFF becoming an otter.

Cue the pandemonium of whether Old Palace Master stole the pelt or where he might have purchased it, how, when, etc. Before the hunt for "illegal" fur-hunters begins.

(surprisingly, Yue Qingyuan is at the lead with Liu Qingge and Luo Binghe constantly tied at second place.)

If The Old Palace DUCKER stole it himself, well... He might not live long or wont be living as the palace master for long, depending on who gets to him first.

Or imagine if his bratty snot-nosed bitch princess had it instead?!

Xiao Gongzhu; and this is my precious spiritual beast baby otter pelt, my father had it taken for my mother as (a childhood blanket of sorts, or someshit else).

Multiple people; spiritual... Beast... Baby... Otter... Pelt? ─⁠=⁠≡⁠Σ(⁠ノ⁠ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ)⁠╯⁠︵ (instead of a table, its the old palace master)

...now you are giving me nightmares of an otter head on a human body. Or a human head on a otter body. A human with otter limbs. An otter with a human ass and dick. Any and all combos are possible.

I imagine MOST people wouldn't cut up the pelt into such small pieces - a nice large pelt is more valuable. But, to preserve my sanity, let's just say that cut up pelts lose their transformative and thus magical properties.

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I love the idea of the Old Palace Master putting Shen Qingqiu on trial - this time without Luo Binghe helping because Luo Binghe is too busy feeling up his otter husband to pay any attention to the ongoings of the cultivation world; he's BUSY planning his wedding, okay?! - and Old Palace Master whips out all the accusations are "proof". And like, it's kind of chilly and the Old Palace Master prides himself on being a good host *cough so he can show off wealth* so he has his disciples brings out the lovely warm otter pelts for his guests observing the trial to keep themselves warm (even though people with high enough cultivation don't get cold that easily).

And Yue Qingyuan drapes the warm pelt he's been given onto Shen Jiu because that's an instinctive Big Brother Move... and that's that.

(Shen Jiu isn't a selkie; Liu Qingge and co. have merely convinced him that he is one, but he's not really one.)

INSTEAD what we have is Shang Qinghua in the background puffing up into an otter! Selkies who have lost their pelts (or have had it stolen) become Traumatized and that's Shang Qinghua's personality in a nutshell.

GASP illegal selkie pelts! But more importantly, how interesting that Huan Hua, who's now been proven to have destroyed the capabilities of one peak lord - it's no secret that Shang Qinghua's cultivation capabilities are shit and selkies without their pelts are unable to cultivate as they used to - and isn't it fishy that the Old Palace Master is now targeting a second peak lord...?

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