#he looks soo goo d

[soobinies]

SOOBIN X COVERNOT [DEC ISSUE]

[visionsofmagic]

day 7: monkey d. luffy [eating out]

࿓ synopsis • why not using his devil fruit ability while eating you out?

―❦ nsfw, opla!luffy, f!reader, pet names, swearing, licking, biting, kissing, fingering, oral > f receiving, inappropriate usage of abilities/power, strength using, hair pulling, praising, ‘is all! • 0.9k • & concluding the first week of kinktober 2023 with our cute captain luffy! the week was soo fun & hope you liked it too. so, once again, enjoy & see you soon in the next week! [kinktober m.]

“mmhh – y/n – shiiii – pussy’s so goo �� mmhh,” luffy says, his full attention on your pussy that his tongue is inside – licking it, kissing it, and eating it as if it’s the most delicious meal he has ever had in his entire life, and you swear it really is because he’s eating you so passionately that you’re losing your mind thanks to it.

“delicious,” he adds as if he hears your mind – maybe he does through the way you’re moaning his name over and over again, tongue curling only to leave the beautiful voice you have to announce he’s making you go crazy.

leaving your wet clit, since you have cum already, for a moment, putting his head on your naked thigh, pulling the skirt higher, exposing you completely. you look into his eyes, chest raising up and down rapidly, making your visible breasts through the dress take luffy’s attention before saying as he looks up at your face with wide sparkling eyes, “the most delicious pussy – ohh – how I want to reach until my tongue’s tip reach at the end of it!” he chuckles, fingers playing with folds, then, picking the wetness of your cum with his long fingers only to put it into his opening mouth – showing off you how he licks his fingers from tip to end, “mmmhhh –“ closing eyes for a certain time.

opening his eyes again, he chuckles at the sight in front of him – his pretty girl becomes breathless, nipples get hardened, the lip is bit, heat rushing to the face; the meaning of beauty for him.

then, an idea hits his mind like a ring while he kisses your inner thighs, fingers entering in and out, taking out the last bit of your cum. “yes! of course,” he speaks to himself more than you, but he turns to you when you catch him taking the tip of his tongue with his fingers, face has the confusion that makes luffy laugh, “stay still princess, the captain has a great idea!”

“about wha – oohhh – lu – luffy!” you moan his name louder when he goes back to what he was doing a moment ago, differently now, he’s more daring, more hungry, and looks like the idea that is in his mind drives him crazy because he holds your thighs, opening your legs wider, looking up to your face and winking at you when he realizes how you’re trying to understand what he’s doing – why he’s like that! and then, it hits you –

“ooohhh my – luff –!” you even can’t finish your sentence when his tongue gets into your pussy, slowly yet effectively getting longer inside your fucking pussy! “are you out of – agghhh – your – shiii – luffy!”

he chuckles – intense sensation coming out of your pussy to your entire body rising up with the radiations his chuckle sents; a hand finds his hair, pulling them, pushing his head closer to you – an instinct that screams as the opposite version of what you’re saying, “’is too much – luffy, ‘is too much!”

without realizing any of it, you begin to cry as his hot tongue twists inside you, a feeling you have never tasted before sending both of you into oblivion – you find yourselves wanting more and more each passing time, and you don’t care that your legs cage his head between your thighs by closing around his shoulders, or how luffy’s grip on your swifts from your thighs to under your ass, picking you up, pulling you to his tongue further by the ass while using his pure strength.

 you no longer have the ability to think straight – only breathing and moaning his name, it goes out of your wide open tongue as a melody – as a pray into luffy’s ears, making him moan in sync with you, doubling the feeling of being fucked by his tongue up until you begin to lose your consciousness.

his tongue hit the end of your walls, the place even you never reached on your own, and he’s not done yet.

the realization becomes knowledge when he adds his fingers along with his tongue, eyes opening and looking into yours, your dried tears refresh with new ones the moment his fingers begin to grow longer in length – he smirks, taking off his fingers back, and shoving them into you harshly – you throw your head back, “AAGGHHH – fuuuck! luffy, luffy, luffy –“

eyes go white as they roll back, hands grip his hair harder, legs shake within the rest of your body, and then you cum into his tongue – dripping into it and to the ground from there.

he sucks the flesh, drinking all the juice your body has made with such delight, you watch it with blurred vision even though you’re one step away from passing out because of how his tongue made you so weak.

“yes, princess?” he mocks, licking his lips, eyes sparkling, a smirk on his cute yet attractive face full of the glow of your cum and juice – worth it, definitely worth it. “you will not blame me for eating my favorite taste, will you?”

you shake your head, eyes closing, a hand finds his shoulder, pulling himself to you, “you’re crazy luffy.”

picking your exhausted body up, walking to the bed he will fuck you into now after you get a bit of rest, he chuckles, “for your pretty pussy, babe? always.”

with the newfound kink of using his devil fruit’s ability on you while fucking you, luffy is sure fucks you so good in that bed too.

❦ tagging: @lilvampirina & @snowprincesa1 & @dookiemeshibear *cuties*

[bozzowl]

Hello, Could I get a Scarab x reader where the reader is bedridden? Im currently not doing good and a fic of The Blorbo™ could help cheer me up a bit

Scarab X Reader here ya goo! :3

You are at home, laying down on the couch. You haven't been feeling well, so you decided to stay in today. You live alone, so you've had to take care of things yourself. that is, until you heard a knock at your door.

You get up groggily, your body aching as you slowly make your way to the door. You groan, "I'm coming!". you were so sick, you were still in your pajamas as you opened the door. Scarab was checking his crystal before he glanced up to see you. His eyes widen, "YN, are you alright?". he put his crystal away into his carapace and places his hand onto your forehead, "you feel warm...". you look at him tiredly then sigh, " I'm alright... just haven't been feeling well...". Scarab looked you up and down before coming closer to you, his hands on your shoulders as he looked you in the eyes. He was concerned, "have you eaten?". Your stomach answered for you with a low growl. You couldn't hold anything down since breakfast.

In a single swoop, Scarab then scooped you up bridal style and held you for a moment. He closed the door and carried you to your room, "you poor thing, you should rest...". This was unexpected, who would have known that the Scarab would be so... caring? He carefully laid you on your bed, then covered you up. He checked your temperature once more and smelled your breathe. He could tell you had been throwing up by the smell, "you need a bowl... stay here". Bewildered by his actions, you asked him "wait, what are you doing? aren't you usually here for something else?". He tilted his head as he looked at you, "Well, I was here because you failed to show up for work this morning... you are not in trouble or anything, I just... thought I'd check up on you since Orbo mentioned that you had called out for the day" He turned to head out your bedroom door then turned his head to look at you, " Since you're unwell and live alone... I figured you needed care". He heads to the kitchen, you can hear the cabinets opening and closing. The sound of pots and pans being moved about as he looked for a large bowl. You lay there, still hungry yet feeling a sense of warmth from his actions.

Scarab returns with the bowl and hands it to you with a towel, "do you think you can hold anything down?". You take the bowl, your stomach feeling slightly better as you think. You nod, holding the bowl close as you curl up. Scarab asks you one more question before leaving, "are you allergic to anything?". He wanted to make sure that whatever he made did not cause you any more problems than you already had. If you had any food allergies, he would avoid those for you. After you gave your answer, he leave the room again. You can hear him humming as he cooked for you. The smell reached your room and it was soo good! You could hear a tea kettle going off too (if you don't own one, he brought one).

After a while, you hear his footsteps as he approached your room. Both sets of arms held food and drinks for you. He brought you some good soup and crackers because its easy on an upset stomach. He handed you your food, before setting a bottle of water on the nightstand beside you. The soup tasted amazing and warm, filling up your empty stomach. After you finished the warm homecooked meal, he held up a cup of hot, herbal tea to help you get better. As you take the cup of tea he tells you, "I used some specials herbs to help speed up your recovery, now drink up". He cared about you, and even sat by your side as he read your favorite stories to you. This went on for a few days until you were all better. He would only do this for you.

I hope you feel better! :D

[a-very-fond-farewell]

The Auditors crossed with Unicorn? double Shin Ha-kyun? sign me up 😏

that’s the spirit anon!

it’s a silly plot bunny, really. I’m waiting for The Auditors to end before I can properly formulate an actual timeline or anything. but it would be a crack fic with very small chapters set at Maccom.

Steve’s company is forced to request an external audit bc the IT department felt neglected somehow and Shin Cha Il gets sent there after he has left JU Constructions and has opened an independent audit firm by himself. clearly, someone who looks just like Steve stepping inside Maccom will certainly cause some drama at the company!

basically, I want different POVs and each character describing the situation will be reading the happenings of the plot with a different framing device in mind: Shin Cha Il lives in a corporate investigation universe; Steve in a romcom; Ashley in a ghotic thriller; Hwang Dae Woong in a romantic drama (derogatory); Goo Han Soo in a slice of life (erotic version) novel; Jay in a sci-fi scenario; Charles in a neverending absurdist skit; Jessi in an alien-abduction timeline; Carol in her bisexual awakening; Philip in a legal drama; Yoo Seo Jin on vacation; Monica in a musical; Lee Geun Ho in a noir...

sounds ambitious but in reality it’s pure crack and idk if I’ll ever have time to execute it so.. we’ll see!

(tagging @thepointlessmasterpiece on this! :D here you go!)

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

Soo Megumi, how dangerous is Yuji when he's hungry for something?

@chunibyo-x-sorcerer

"How dangerous he is?" He blinks unsure on how to answer this but when getting some more thought of it, his eyes widen and face went red. "....I can't explain it honestly. It's.." He wanted to explain it but he looks down.

"To say in short, Yuji is....dangerous when he wants something in a way. Though, he's not as bad when he's doing normal things...but when he wants something sexually he gets it. If one delays it, this makes him more hungry. It's like you can't escape him..no matter what you say or do..he will get what he wants." he mutters but he remembers one time he was hungry for something but he knew one would get it and the others sees.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

He remembers Yuji was in their room but he was having Kisho tied up nice and tight. He was moaning out clawing the pillow while Yuji was over him pounding the day lights out of him. He was hungry for the two and he already had Megumi who was flushed shaking from the animal hunger he was seeing.

He was giving Kisho the pounding of a lifetime he wouldn't ease up. His own hunger glowing in his eyes made him wet just thinking about it.

Seeing Kisho laying on the bed and shaking when Yuji was on top slamming forward. "Ahhhh f..faster! g..go faster itadori s..sama! Please b..break me please!!!!"

"Hahhhhhh..." Hearing this he only sits up to pull him close but grips his wrists to slam harder while Kisho arches his back off the bed screaming.

"Itadori s..sama! Oh...oh g....god!! Oh f..fuck!!!"

"That's it..keep screaming. Let me hear it..let Megumi hear it!" he said while Kisho was shaking. 'I..It's g..good..he's so good...Fughigoro sama h..he's s..so r...rooohhhhhh!!!" He tries to get away but Yuji pulls him back seeing how Kisho claws the bed.

"......" Megumi was shaking slowly wanting to please himself but before he could..

"Megumi..What did I say?"

"!?" He tenses to stop but his eyes meets with a hunger tiger's own. He couldn't move but only lowers his hand to yuji chuckling.

"I told you no touching..I'll take care of it....besides, you are going to sit right there and be good. Remember?" he said.

"b..but...I....."

"I know but don't worry...I'm just starting with our game.." He said but that's when he grinds against Kisho hearing him shivering trying to move but he got pulled back that Yuji turns him on his side while lifting one leg up. He begins snapping his hips up hearing Kisho moan again.

"Ahhhhhhh!!!"

"Besides, when I'm done with Kisho..." that's when his eyes looks to him with hunger that Megumi shook. "I'll enjoy eating you next....."

Megumi gulps hearing that but only shook that he grips the sheets seeing how Kisho was moaning even worse now to lean his head back.

"Ahhhhh..I...Ita..d..dori....m....more..I n..need more please~"

'Shhhhh I know....but do you get it Megumi?" Yuji said.

"...I...I und...erstand....." he whispered that Yuji smiled.

"Good wolf...now....just enjoy the show." he said that he keeps punishing Kisho while he screams moaning out happily with his tongue slightly out tightening around him.

"Ahhhhhh I..Itadori sama..s..so goo...good..your s..so good!!!! Please keep g..going~" he begs that Kisho moans loudly that Megumi was hard and excited.

~~~~~~~~~

"It's hard to explain but I know when he wishes for something..he gets it."

[x-xsunlightx-x]

【Ｒｅｕｎｉｏｎ】

Note : i recommend reading 【Ｓｃｈｏｏｌ　ｆｉｇｈｔ】 and 【Ｓｔａｌｋｅｒ】 first because some parts of them are mentioned here :D

" its been soo long! "

" Haha yea "

You should have just Stayed at home . You were in your way to buy some snacks to watch your favourite show but all of a sudden Life decided to hate you and Made your previous frustrating classmate and his scary Looking friend Appear In front of you out of nowhere

" We were in the same class "

He said to his Scary Looking friend , which is gun , you only heard about him from your father and big deal but never actually saw him this close

" Your hair changed a little " Thank god , if he hadn't changed it You would have killed yourself

" Yea! , you noticed"

Its so weird to see his fake friendly side again , I mean you don't mind if he actually kept this fake persona on when he talk to you because his true personality is just a no no . He doesn't seem to remember the fact that you threw a chair at him the day before he was sent to the detention center , you were crying tears of joy when you heard that because if he actually came to school the next day you would definitely be in your grave right now.

" Come with us to the restaurant we are going to "

" um no its ok and am not dressed up anyway "

" its ok we can wait for you "

" You don't have to come if you don't want to-"

" Shut up gun , you are going with us , its just a restaurant anyway "

its like you don't even have a choice

" am really sorry I can't go today maybe -"

" No You Must come - "

" Why-"

" How do you Expect us to finish that chair fight you started Years ago "

"..."

The atmosphere drastically changed . Of course he won't forget that accident , I mean the only reason he even remembers you is because he wants you dead . Well you have three options now to get away from this situation : 1. Gaslight him into thinking he already got his revenge a long time ago 2. Run 3. Fight him . You would definitely run but he will probably catch you , option one wouldn't work since obviously he have a really good memory and three you will lose the second he hits you . So I guess you are dead either way

" Wait, you both fought each other? "

" No we didn't , I just threw a chair at him without think-"

" and I didn't get to throw a chair at you tho "

" You want to fight me ? A defense less innocent person "

" you weren't a defense less innocent person when you threw That chair-"

" Go fuck yourself "

I guess we are giving option two a try . You are now running at a speed you didn't even know you had while there is some blonde maniac running behind you , you were hoping someone would at least help you but people are busy recording you both . You are glad gun didn't bother chasing after you with goo and just went to eat at the restaurant alone

Then all of a sudden goo stopped

" there is no point in running after you "

" What ?"

You turned around to see goo with that crazy ass smile he used to have back in middle school , And he was Seeing something is his phone

" I already have your picture saved , I will get rid of you sooner or later"

" Sure good luck with that "

You didn't really care if he had your picture , you know everything about the illegal Shit he is doing you can just simply expose him if he tried to hurt you

" the moment I know your location, you will fight me wither you like it or not "

Looks like its Time to change houses

" now am late to my favourite show-"

" I -"

He was about to say something but you already started running

" Hey! Next time you are dead-"

" oh you don't have to worry about that"

Because there will definitely be no " next time " .

[revenant-coining]

i couldve sworn i sent an ask or at least wrote a draft responding to all of this oh well KFJDSKLJ

you know i never really thought about how time works there thats so cool it sounds like in the overworld and the nether but instead of blocks its time !! :D how long do you think your dimensions time would equal to this dimensions ?? i wanna write down calculations you got me into dimensions !!

well i guess yeah you couldve just strived to find natural chaos but still i feel like its part of your job or life source to cause a little havoc . do you live off of chaos ?? and is there a difference between natural chaos and chaos you would cause ?? im glad you at least remember the emotions though that counts wee !!

DFJDJKF mood i have no idea about any type of politics other then theres a lot of discourse around it and i dont really wanna be apart of that /lh ooo but thanks for letting me know !! 

woah that is soo interesting im really glad money isnt as important because its such a big hassle tbh ?? do beings there need to eat or what did they usually pay for how come money isnt that needed ?? id love if we just used the trading system i feel like its soo much more useful what kinds of chores or quests were there if you remember ?? 

sorry if i ask things you already mentioned you cant remember btw i wanna ask if its alright to make a list of everything ive learnt about in your dimension ?? /nf

woah you are like a strong guy /neu then :D /pos [ neu is next to guy to mean that guy is used gender neutrally ] 

OH MY GOD THATS SOO COOL !!! what were the interactions between mortals and hell heaven beings ?? were they jealous or did they welcome them ?? ahh what were the humans culture too if you know ?? what kind of music did they play or did you listen to ??

ooo sounds like where the four legged spiders belonged HEHE but woah maybe thats the place where it was the torturing souls place 

ooo i love that !! sounds like it fits her very well :D is there a separate place where mortals go when they enter the afterlife ?? is that what fate does does she manage afterlife stuff ??

YEESS as he should i looove looking at minecraft builds theyre so pretty most of our headmates love playing minecraft what about you do you or have you ever played ?? and yup ill make one later today !! eee /pos

ooo thats so cool i like how you guys are like a team :D what kinds of natural disasters would happen there ?? thats so interesting were you usually collecting chaos or like you said you mostly just balance the chaos in the dimension how would you do that ?? like would you eat the chaos ??? :O that sounds like so much fun just noming and throwing yourself idk how people would feel neg about that !! /genc [ gen confusion ]

okay good because ugh please tell me more if i havent asked yet !! YEESS how could i not love learning i have stuff to learn about this earth realm but now theres more !! its all so cool and fun to learn about weee !!!

ahh yeah well do you at least enjoy being human ?? or is it at least toleratable ?? if you went back would you come visit beings here ?? ooo yeah just something that popped up me too i hoped they have the situation handled :O

YES YES YES nesting just makes the brain goo brrrr and for my tism its just yes yes yes soothing and comforting when we get enough money we wanna be able to split it up so that each main fronter can buy whatever they want !! but yeah maybe trying rolling your rs to mimic purring ?? we cant pur too and i can make rumbles myself 

WOAH WOAH WOAH you said the only one you remember was teh four legged spider right ahh that dimension sounds so cool i wanna visit some time !! are there different forms of magic like elemental magic or ?? :O 

woah as the god of chaos id assume you were made once chaos was made like arguements started i wonder if its like the god and satan thing where someone was the god of chaos before you :O

i mightve asked another question related to dimensions sorry i just really like learning about all dimensions now you got me hooked /pos !! are there any other pocket or sub dimensions you know of or is it only yours , fates , and the red dimension ??

oooo alright got it noted !!!

aww i love that im glad they make it easier to handle !! do you have any memories connected to your coping links or is it just in terms of form ?? 

- ramble anon

i'm not sure how i'd measure time here, though i could theorize that i am capable of getting energy back while in this body, and it's just taking a really long time for that to happen.

that's what i'm saying! what's a god of chaos who doesn't cause chaos? /lh if i don't have any chaos i just get really tired and sluggish. naturally caused chaos and caused by me chaos are the same, it's just the way it's caused that's different.

some beings need to eat my but all of them. i didn't need to eat but i'd do it anyway cause food is very tasty. money isn't that important cause why trade to get money to buy things when you could just trade for the thing? /lh. the quest stuff i'd usually do is foraging, i'd wander off into the wild of hell and find specific plants so others didn't have to do it themselves.

i don't mind a list of my dimension's info, feel free to make one :] /gen

i was a very strong guy /lh

i didn't interact with mortals much but there is A GUARDIAN SYSTEM!! mortals would go to magic schools and, in some cases, get a guardian. a guardian ranges from humanoids to creatures, and sometimes a heaven/hell being would be chosen. the guardian's main objective is to protect the person they're a guardian for. human culture is almost exact to this dimension human cultures, but different cause humans can use magic and stuff. they made the same genres of music this dimension has, and i'd mainly listen to any type of rock.

that's an interesting theory :o I've never considered that before

just like heaven and hell are sub-dimension, all types of afterlife were also sub-dimension. if you had a theory for what the afterlife was like, that's where you'd go when you died, if you believed in multiple you got to choose, if you didn't believe in an afterlife you would just. cease to exist, i think. and yeah Fate manages afterlife stuff as well, like making sure everyone gets to their afterlife.

i play minecraft ALL THE TIME in this world. it's on of my fav games :]

i'm consistently collecting chaos as long as it's being made, so all the time I'm getting it, but i'd also be using it often (using my tendrils uses chaos energy). i collect it by being in the same "parent" dimension it's being made in (so i still get chaos from my dimension when in sub- dimensions) and i balance it by existed, so i experience the results of to much or to little chaos so the dimension doesn't have to. noming is sooo much fun, I've had bitten all my friends, guaranteed. i guess people didn't like cause they didn't like being...surprised? but honestly i don't know /gen

being human is pretty fun, and i'm so glad there's a nonhuman community /gen, and i don't think i would've thought about my gender if i didn't have agab dysphoria from this body. if i could figure out where this dimension is after i got home i'd probably visit!

nesting is the best :] and thank you for the idea! I'll have to try that /gen

yeah there's all kinds of magic! any element or material can bu used in/as magic. my fav I've seen is controlling shadows

i was created after chaos existed, but there wasn't many beings that would be affected by the chaos being out of control yet. it wasn't until chaos was in line that species really started. mortals started existing a long while after i was made.

there's so many pocket and sub-dimensions it would be impossible to keep track, but mine, Fate's and the Red Dimension i remember the clearest /gen

yeah it helps a lot to be like 'the reason my brain isn't working is cause i'm a zombie and therefore don't have a brain' instead of freaking out about it. i don't have any memories from them, it's just the forms /gen

[yamithediaperdork]

Christmas party or baby shower? (MHA)

Katsuki was never the most well behaved person at the best of times, this was a fact that his loving boyfriend and daddy dom Eijiro both knew and accepted.

But even he was taken back as after being woken up at 5 am sharp Christmas morning so they could open up presents, Just how much of a pain in the ass and whiny Katsuki could get with a combination of a lack of sleep and munching on sugary treats.

The only thing that had so fair saved Katsuki from getting a spanking of a life time and having his mouth washed out so much he'd be blowing bubbles until new years day was the fact that A: Eijiro took into account it had taken Katsuki until 1 am to fall asleep in the first place and B: the little guy was just SO adorable in his candy cane print thick diaper and sleeves green top with frosty the snowman on the front. Even then though, the little cutie pie was pushing it, such as his little stunt while Eijiro had been making lunch.

Being called away from the kitchen with a cry of 'Daddy I drew you a picture!' Eijiro was greeted by a poopie smell, not that he wasn't used to that with his boyfriend crapping himself more often then not.. but then froze as he saw brown smeared on the wall and brown all over Katsuki's hand.

"..You didn't!?!" Eijiro gasped, in shock and disgust.

"Whattt don't you like my pretty picture?" Katsuki asked then pointed at the house and the stick figures. "That's our place..and that's you.. this is mean.."

Pausing Katsuki went to slip his finger in his mouth, and got a loud gag of disgust from Eijiro who rushed over to grab his wrist.

"Katsuki! stop what d-" he started to ask, but Katsuki burst out laughing.

"it's just chocolate ya dork! did you really think I'd play with my own soft serve?!" Katsuki cackled.

Lifting his butt up, Katsuki showed Eijiro that small chocolate balls he'd sat on, with some wrapping paper under his butt to make the 'paint and smirked.

"Oh man, the look on your face! I can't even do it justice!" Katsuki giggled and snorted, then caught a look at Eijiro's face and all the mirth dropped from his.

"..Soo I'm thinking maybe that joke wasn't as funny as I thought, and after Lunch I should take a nice long nap." Katsuki said quickly.

"Read my mind!" Eijiro said, between gritted teeth, then lead Katsuki off to go and get washed up.

The prank was useful in one way: Eijiro had been on the fence about letting a certain cat out of the bag for awhile, but hadn't been able to make up his mind as he didn't wanna humiliate his widdle baby boyfriend.

Despite what Eijiro told him and Katsuki's own arrogance told him.. the blonds babyish habits and choice of undies and lifestyle had outed him to more then a few of their friends, who got the rest of the details from Eijiro in exchange for keeping up the lie that they didn't know so Katsuki wouldn't freak out.

The blond barely could handle the humiliation and embarrassment that Eijiro could dish out once he got going, and though his body showed how much he loved it, Katsuki's mind was stuck in toddler land for hours after a good little humiliation session (Usually ended with Katsuki going 'goo goo gaga' hands free.)

But act like a brat and get punished like one was Eijiro's motto for dealing with this, and he started to call up the friends who'd be coming over for a little Christmas party later.. telling them to bring the special gifts for Katsuki that he'd helped them get.

it would only be Izuku, Denki and Momo.. but Eijiro had a feeling that that's all it would take to have Katsuki in baby land till new years, if not a little longer.

'Heh, that would actually work out..we won't have to have a fight over who's the new years baby!' Eijiro thought and snickered.

in the middle of a dream where the stupid red nosed fucktard hadn't shown up so it was Katsuki in his diapers and reindeer sleeper stuck leading the sled for Santa.. The Blond whined and tried to swat away the hand gently shaking his back.

"heh, come on little guy..time to get up." Came Eijiro's voice, though Katsuki kept his eyes closed.

"No get up! sleep!" Katsuki grumbled, reaching around and snagging a large teddy bear and pulling it over his head.

"yes get up. come on little man." Eijiro said, easily taking the teddy and tossing it to the foot of Katsuki's toddler style race car bed.

"Five more minutes!" Katsuki tried.

"you've already said that twice.. if let you sleep in anymore there won't be time to change your diaper before the party." Eijiro said with a snort.

"Bah! I'm clean.." Katsuki grumble, then reached down, patting his butt and front to double check. "Yeah! so it's good." he grumbled.

"Alright but I did warn you..Five more minutes." Eijiro said, clearly delighted.

letting Katsuki drift back off to sleep, he wondered if he should of pointed out that meant no changing into one of his thinner daytime diapers, but then shrugged. that seemed more like a sleepy brat Katsuki problem, not his.

7 minutes later it was a whinny yawning Katsuki who was dressed in long sleeve shirt, red with Santa and some elf's on it and a pair of light grey sweats, his crotch and butt puffed out and the top of the diaper poking out, not that the sleepy blond seemed to notice or care as he gave half hearted waves to everyone as they showed up, nuzzling into Eijiro and trying to sneak back asleep though Eijiro was a step ahead of him.

Silently the four adults agreed to not say anything about Katsuki's clearly padded state till the blond noticed it himself, instead just making small talk as they gathered around the living room to chat and catch up.

Izuku, Momo and Denki had gone on to become full on hero's while Eijiro and Katsuki had opted for the private sector, renting themselves out as super powered bodyguards as needed though it was all on the level, but naturally the three hero's had the more exciting stories to tell.

Not that they were keeping Katsuki from trying to sneak off and get a few more minutes of sleep in, playing it off as he was just cuddling Eijiro. The redhead was wise to the trick however and sat Katsuki up with a smirk.

"I think I better go get someone a coffee or he's never gonna wake up." Eijiro said and wagged his eyebrows.

"oh, I didn't think Katsuki drank coffee." Momo giggled, sipping a tea. "Bad for little guys and all that.." She added with a wink.

case in point, Katsuki DIDN'T like coffee and never drank the stuff if he could help it. He would just get hot chocolate and play it off as coffee instead.

However hearing Momo's comment the diapered brat went wildly on the defensive.

"What!?! Of course I drink coffee! I drink like 2 pots a day! how do you think i stay awake and aware when working long hours?!? I'm a legend at coffee shops around here..or I was till they're coffee was so weak i started to make my own!" he ranted and huffed, snarling and wiggling around in his seat, clearly unaware how much he was crinkling as he did so and the others were biting the insides of their cheeks trying desperately not to burst out laughing.

"in fact, I make a pot of coffee, then use that coffee as the water to make anther pot, then use THAT coffee t-" Katsuki was saying, when Eijiro reached over and pinched Katsuki's lips shut with a expression that made it clear this wasn't the first time he'd had to shut the blond up this way, and he doubted it would be the last.

"Let me sum it up for all of you. he drinks coffee." Eijiro said, then let Katsuki's lips go as the blond glared at him. "Be good while I go and get your drink..failing at that, try to be less bad then normal."

"Hey!" Katsuki huffed and glared as Eijiro got up and walked away. "I can be good!"

"Really? I'll believe it when i see it." Izuku commented, taking a bite out of a Christmas cookie and smirking as Katsuki locked onto him with a death glare.

"Careful, if you attack him you prove him right." Denki warned.

Katsuki growled and crossed his arms, but managed to keep from attacking anyone as he muttered and grumbled away, making the guests laugh.

Getting in the kitchen, Eijiro decided since Katsuki was gonna put up such a epic fuss over him being a 'coffee drinker' that it would be indeed Coffee Katsuki got.

of course he knew this would backfire in a way on him since the little guy would be amped and wired for sound but figured it would be worth it as he got the brat 4 sugar and chocolate milk instead of white milk for the cup of Joe, slipping in some 'fart powder' as Katsuki called, it, though it was really fiber powder.

'not that he needs help pooting up a storm.' Eijiro thought with a smirk, coming back out.

Katsuki had the trey of Christmas cookies in his lap and was blowing a raspberry at the others as he walked back in and he paused.

"..Katsuki do you really wanna explain whats going on or do you wanna put the cookies back?" He asked.

"Um.. is that a trick question?" Katsuki asked.

"Put the cookies back or I'm taking back your game system extreme 6." Eijiro said, setting the coffee down and winking at the others.

"you wouldn't!" Katsuki said, a look of panic coming over his face and a muffled poot coming out.

"Try me little man." Eijiro said and held his hands open for the cookie tray.

"..I'm giving you the cookies because I don't want you to look bad in front of the others." Katsuki said, handing them over quick and picking up his mug, blushing.

"Mmmmhmm and I thank you for that." Eijiro said with a roll of his eyes as he set them back down on the coffee table and then took his seat.

Katsuki stuck his tongue out one last time when went to take a chug of what he assumed would be hot chocolate..and then his eyes bugged out and he gagged for a second, barely managing to swallow the coffee down as everyone looked at him.

"heh, what's wrong?" Denki asked.

"Yeah buddy, what's wrong?" Eijiro asked, snagging cookie and munching on it as Katsuki glared at him.

"I,...you.." Katsuki growled.

"Gee, if I didn't know better..I'd almost say Katsuki doesn't like coffee..but that can't be after how much you were boosting about the coffee you drink earlier." Momo said.

"unless of course..you were lying." Izuku added.

Katsuki huffed and glared at them all.

a honest brat would of admitted the truth. a smart brat would of claimed it was too weak and offer to go and make his own. But Katsuki.. took a big long drink, trying to just get it over with and prove what a big boy he was, even as coffee leaked down the sides of his mouth and dribbled down his chin.

"awww, somebody needs a bib! here, let me handle that." Momo said and used her quirk to make a white one with a blue trim and 'daddies little stinker' written in baby blocks on the front, then handing it over to Eijiro.

"awww look buddy! Momo made you a extra present!" Eijiro gushed as Katsuki pulled the mug away from his face, making faces and trying not to gag. "What do we say?"

"..I couldn't possibly accept that and whatever awesome gift you already brought me so I'm sorry but I'll have to refuse it because I only have one gift for you." Katsuki said, talking normally and then his speech speeding up as he started to bounce a little.

"Nonsense! I Insist that you accept it! you'll just get me two presents on my birthday ok?" She said and then snickered as it was clear to everyone that the sugar and caffeine was hitting Katsuki's system like a ton of bricks.

"No no no no nonononononononononono!" Katsuki said, sounding as if he was going on hyper speed but alas, even though he waved his arms around (having thankfully set his drink down) the bib was tied on nice and tight around his neck. "Ugh! Bib's are for babies and I'ma big boy!"

"oh of course. Totally a big boy." Izuku said, winking over to Denki, who snickered and smirked.

"Why don't you just sit back and relax and enjoy your cup of Joe. Once your finished we'll open up the rest of the presents." Eijiro chuckled then mentally added. 'Of course by then you'll likely be MAKING presents but ah well..'

Such was the price you paid for having a total big baby brat and dork for a boyfriend.

Feeling like his body was filled with energy, Katsuki couldn't sit still and was crinkling up a storm as he wiggled his butt around, slowly working the back of the jogging pants down as he did so, not that he could tell.

with the last of the god awful coffee in him, he scooted onto the floor and slid over to the Christmas tree, to snag the other's presents, not aware that his white diaper butt was semi on display as he wiggled it looking over the gifts and then smirking impishly.

"Momo gets her present first as a thank you fer the bib!" he declared, still wearing it and tossing it over to her.

"Awww, And here I thought I'd be first." Izuku said smirking.

"NOPE~ you git ta go last!" Katsuki coo'ed, then with a evil grin added. "Heck, Maybe you don't even HAVE a pres-"

"Katsuki, you know I still have the receipts to your gifts and CAN return them." Eijiro said, cutting the brat off before he dug himself in too deep.

"You wouldn't!!" Katsuki gasped, and a muffled fart was heard, getting laughs from everyone even as the bratty blond blushed. "Oh grow up, it's just a fart!" He huffed.

"I think I better take over handing out the gifts. why don't you go and sit and behave like a good boy." Eijiro said, coming over and disarming Katsuki's retort before it could leave his mouth with a head pat and hair ruffle.

Huffing and acting like he was doing EVERYONE a huge favor, Katsuki scooted his way across the hardwood floor on his shins and knees using his hands and climbed back up onto the couch.

"Let's do everything YOU wanna do!" He huffed.

"Glad you see it my way." Eijiro said and winked.

with the adult gifts handed out (Momo getting a new MP3 player, Denki getting a box of trading card from a series he was into as a kid and Izuku getting a baseball cap that was signed by every big name hero the duo could find) it was time for the happy couple to get their gifts.

Eijiro's just got a gift from all three in one go, a gift card for a local shop and he gushed over how handy it would come in with getting things for the house.

Katsuki had blushed and squirmed, since the shop in question was where they got his diapers from and Eijiro had been commenting about just how fast Katsuki seemed to go though them.

'but..there's no way those two things are related. you're sooo not busted. your a ninja! a diaper ninja!' Katsuki thought to himself, and was picturing himself in a Naruto type setting and throwing ninja stars when Eijiro snapped his fingers next to his face, Making Katsuki jump and wet himself.

"Jesus!!! Are you trying to give me a heart attack!?!" He yelped and glared, puffing out his cheeks.

"Well I tried saying your name 5 times but you were off in la la land." Eijiro said. "I figured you MIGHT wanna be paying attention when you opened up your gifts..but hey, I'm silly like that."

"...Smart ass." Katsuki muttered under his breath.

"what was that?"

"Nothing! Oh, I better not keep everyone waiting!" Katsuki said quickly, sweat dropping and snatching the nearest present and ripping it open, barley noting that it was from Denki.

whatever he had been expecting as he tore the paper away from the large present, it wasn't the night time lullaby player that boasted about how easy it was to hook onto a baby's crib or even a toddler bed..and how it played 5 different lullaby's.

"Oh wow, look at that little guy! No more fussing and trying to get to sleep at night for you anymore!" Eijiro coo'ed and smirked, patting Katsuki's head as the blond brat's mouth hung open in shock, some drool leaking out and going onto his bib.

"I..I.." Katsuki stammered and then shook his head. "I don't need this! this is for babies!" He said hotly.

"That's bratty baby for thank you Denki." Eijiro said and smirked, as Katsuki stood up and turned to face Eijiro.

"You hush! I'm NOT a bratty baby I'm a-" Katsuki was interrupted as Izuku leaned over and with one swift motion, tugged the pants down around Katsuki's ankles. "Big..big.."

"A big baby?" Izuku suggested, getting chuckles from the the others. "Relax Katsuki, we all know your Eijiro's widdle guy. it's frankly super cute." the green haired hero said and sat back in his seat.

"I..But..nooo! See I hid it so well an-" Katsuki started to say, but it was Momo who cut him off.

"Everyone's known for awhile. you really don't do a good job of hiding it. but like Izuku said, it's alright, it's cute. now be a good boy and sit down and open your next present." She said.

At lost of what to say or do, Katsuki nodded dumbly and took a seat, then as a after thought kicked his pants off from around his ankles.

"Uh-oh, Looks like he's soaked, Do you need to change him?" Denki asked, more out of legit concern then teasing.

Katsuki was too stunned to react or say anything, and the question wasn't addressed to him anyhow. It was Eijiro who asked a, but not before sticking a finger in the leg band of the diaper..a act that had Katsuki sucking on his thumb.

"Nah, he'll be fine. he's flooded them way worse then this before, right little guy?" Eijiro said/asked, then reached up and gently tugged Katsuki's thumb out of his mouth. "Ah ah ah, we've talked about this buddy..whats the rule?"

"N-No thumbs..in mouth..cuz..cuz little boys thumbs have lots of germs.. and..and.." Katsuki said in a slow almost toddler like state.

"Holy crap..did we break him?" Momo asked, raising a eyebrow.

"Nah, he's coming down from the caffeine and when he's super embarrassed he gets like this." Eijiro said, tugging Katsuki in close to him, and giving him a one armed hug. "we might have to just put him to bed though. He'll open your gifts later guys, we don't wanna push him too much further when he's like this or he'll go total baby for a good day or so and we're suppose to visit Mitsuki tomorrow."

"awww ok. well let me know how he likes his T-E-D-D-Y B-E-A-R." Izuku said, reasonably sure that Katsuki could spell at the moment.

"Heh, and if he likes his new S-L-E-E-P-E-R from me." Momo said, getting into the game.

Katsuki felt like he should argue that he could spell, that he knew what the gifts were.. but truthfully he was having a hard time figuring it out at the moment and just nuzzled into daddy, feeling small but safe and warm all over..then a lot warmer around his butt.

"Heh, I guess Katsuki wanted to give you all one last present before he went night night!" Eijiro said. or at least that's what Katsuki thought he said, he was too busy going back to sleepy land to care.

The end.

[julday4]

YAHOO! OC TIME!

I also attempted at shading- I'm not the best at it and rarely do it so you're allowed to give critism lmao.

So! This is one of my oc's Skipper! Who's species is actually my own original species, Deyos! (Or Deyo) I might make it an open species if people want to, but for now it's closed and just for myself.

If you'd like to know more about the species and the world they live in, go on keep reading! For now, here's a bit about Skipper:

His a huge manipulater, gossiper and really smug. His really well known in his world for how good he is at manipulating and for basically knowing about everyone's secrets. (And how many eyes he steals, but you'd have to read about the species on keep reading in order to know more about that). Deyos like to nickname him "The true assistant of the Lord", who was the person that created the species. His eyes are Diamond-shaped and his storing item is his neck warmer. He has angel like wings with thin black pointy spikes on the tips and a black line design. He also has a younger brother called Jasper, that I might draw of aswell if people want that or like the species.

anyways, that's everything I can think of for Skipper. Might edit this post if I come up with more, but i'mma stop here.

Reblogs are appreciated!! I spent a long time on this! :'D

Info about the species and the world (IT'S REALLY LONG BTW!):

The species The Deyos (Or 'Deyo' if it's just one of them), is a species made entirely out of negativity. Their entire body is made of a goo-y negative substance, to the point that even their blood is made out of It. (Yes, they have black blood). And have a negative, black type of venom in their fangs or well, teeth, that they use for a specific reason we'll get to in a bit. Appearances All Deyos are different and unique on their appearances. All Deyos take a form of a different type of dog each to look more 'Innocent' and 'trustworthy' (which we'll get to why in a bit). So some Deyos are tall and some are small, but their always bigger then an average human being. Deyos have different type of wings and eyes with a special shape somewhere on their body. (For example: A Deyo with owl-like wings and a square shaped eye on their forehead). While some only just have their og-seeing-eyes, only just wings, or only just those eyes on their body, it's hard to explain without so many examples but basically not all Deyos are the same, some have wings, some don't. Some have the special shaped eyes on their body, some don't. Some have their og-seeing eyes (also what every human has), some don't even have eyes at all. And, because they have black blood, all of their ears, paws, noses, blush, ect, are fully black. Even their eyes are black, to the point it's very rare for a Deyo to have a different eye color besides black. Character

Deyos are usually very agressive and hostile towards eachother, so fights happen pretty much daily. They always steal from eachother, betray eachother, lie, bully, anything you can think of that's rude or agressive. But not all of them are like that of course. Some are more chill and calm, some are more thoughtful and kind, it really depends on the Deyo. Thou, with the way they act, Deyos are VERY intelligent. They have alot of advanced technology, know ALOT of languages, know pretty much everything about history, can do any math problem, ect, ect. Their so intelligent, that they learned how to make technogly on the second day they were created, built villages, to communicate with eachother- BASICALLY, they have way more iq then an average human, like, even the stupidest Deyo is smarter then a human.

Oh and, Deyo's are AMAZING manipulaters. Of course, some are terrible at it, some are decent and some are really good at it, but most of them have experience in manipulation.

Survivablity

So, the way Deyos survive is kinda.. Interesting. They basically steal people's eyes from other worlds in order to survive. The Deyo goes to a different world, find their victim, and after earning their trust (with the help of the Deyo's appearance and their amazing manipulation ability), the Deyo bites into the victim and releases the venom in their teeth/fangs in the victim, making the victim's eyes fade away and appear on the Deyo's storing item, leaving behind a more shadowy feature on the victim's face plus a of negatvity in the victim, making the victim very negative and basically the complete opposite of who they are. The more eyes the Deyos steal and store into their storing item, the longer they live. Of course, not all Deyos take their time to earn the victim's trust. Some just go right for it. Even thou it's common for Deyos to go to other worlds to steal eyes, some just steal eyes from the animals in their world. Of course it doesn't give the same survivability as one from a person, but it really depends on the size of the animal. Either way, their alright. Mainly Deyos without wings do this, or the more chill ones.

Storing Items

Storing Items is a specific special item that's very close and important to the Deyo and stores the eyes they steal, aka, their only way to survive. Storing Items can be any kind of item, from a ring to a goddamm door or something. Of course, it's mainly reccomended to use accessories or something you can actually bring with you at all times. But you probably wonder: "How do they make the eyes they steal, appear on that Storing Item?" Here's how! (A bit of a TW for cutting and blood).

First, they pick out one of their most cherished item. Second, they use any sharp object and cut a bit of their skin open until blood starts coming out. Third, they take their blood and draw a special sign on the cherished item with their blood. Fouth, then a lil scene of negative magic starts surrounding the cherished item, giving the item a more bland and darker version of it's original colors and well, inserts negative magic inside of it. And Fifth, bam! A Storing item to store your tiny stolen whatever-shaped eyes. :) Storing item's are also pretty hard and tough to destroy, even if their really soft like Skipper's neck warmer. You'll have to use specific magic (Like positivity or something) in order to reduce the negativity inside it and turn it back to normal. (And maybe even release the stolen eyes? I'mma have to think more into this!)

The World

This is a huge world where the only season is Winter and snow is everywhere. It has a bunch of winter animals like Polar-bears, lynx's, foxes, rabbits, any you can think of! However, the Deyos only live in one part of the world that has a bunch of snowy mountains, forests and icey rivers. There are mainly two villages in this part! The snowy mountains and the snowy forests. The mountains are where most Deyos with wings live in. The mountains has a bunch of caves that the Deyos use as home, use for training or can use as workshops! There's also a pathway to some of the mountains so wingless Deyos CAN live in the mountains, but it will get tiring most of the time.. Soo.. Forest it is! In the big snowy forest is a village where most wingless Deyos live in! The village has alot of cozy homes, shops, a townsquare, ect! And well, mainly the more chill Deyos live in the village cause it's in a forest, which means it nearer to the animals that they hunt down instead. Plus, they can train on the animals instead of just a dummy in the training caves. And well, that's really it about their world. There's also some rivers around the area, really icey ones so there's like, alot of ice slabs on it. So sometimes Deyos go there to just chill on the big ice slabs. And now.. You're probably wondering. "How do the Deyos go to other worlds exactly?" Well, they use their most cherished thing of all, the portal!

The Portal

This huge portal is located on the very top of the highest mountain. It is held onto by a bunch of big boulders and is made of negative magic. This portal was given to the Deyos by the creator as a lil 'Gift' or something, so the Deyos cherish it alot. This Portal is the main reason the Deyos are able to go to worlds and steal eyes. But how do they get back to their world? Well, Deyos can also summon a mini version of the portal that's about their size. However, they can also use this ability outside their world. So if they try to do it at their world, it'll just start to spark and zap the Deyo. No cheating you lil fool!

Annd holy shit that's pretty much everything I can say about Deyos. If you have read this far, thank you so much because I took WAYYY to long to write this, so thank you! :D And if you have any questions, please do ask! Cause i'm not the very best at explaining things, hehehe.. Either way, thank you for spending your time on this! :)

[kateknowsdramas]

i only recently got into kdramas and i really love everything you recommend. we seem to have really similar tastes! i wonder, can you recommend me some more fantasy romances like tale of the nine-tailed? i really loved that one :D

Hi Nonnie ~

I looked at My Drama List and I realize that I don’t have as many fantasy romances in my watchlist as I thought. But here are ones I liked and would recommend.

Moon Embracing the Sun

This isn’t strictly fantasy but more on the side of magic memory erasing shenanigans but I love it. If a historical has any of those magic elements then I move it into a fantasy category rather than strictly historical. It has Kim Soo Hyun and he’s amazing as well as a young Yeo Jin Goo. The OTP is great and I love me some angsty pining.

The Scholar Who Walks the Night

So, this one isn’t a great show but it’s got Lee Joon Gi being an angsty vampire, Lee Soo Hyuk being an even more angsty vampire and  Lee Yoo Bi as the solid female lead. The acting is pretty scenery chewing but it’s a fun ride overall. 

The Eternal Love & The Eternal Love 2

Okay, so this is a Chinese Drama. I love it so much. Each ‘season’ is pretty short and it’s definitely crazy fantasy/time travel stuff. Modern woman gets thrown back into the body of a Chinese princess. But the OTP is fantastic. They are so into each other and it’s just a fun historical romp. 

Hwayugi/A Korean Odyssey

I’ll recommend this one only because it’s a relatively enjoyable watch. I will caution that I was not happy with the ending for many reasons. That said, the ending didn’t necessarily ruin the show for me. It’s got a good cast and romance to the hilt so it might fit your bill.

The Legend of the Blue Sea

Again, not one of my all time favorites but it’s an easy watch. Mermaid finds the man she fell in love with in the past and they fall in love again...shenanigans and some angst ensue. 

Hope you find one you like, Nonnie! Thank you for the ask. 

[imdoingthismspaintadventure]

[s] YOU THERE. BOY. (part 1)

Okay so we’re back to this!

Last time we left, John ate the apple and was transported to a weird nether-realm of black skies and apparent emptyness, and the kernelsprite prototyped with the weird doll thing divided into two halves, one went down through the cloud layer, and the other went up through some kind of blue runes towards the skies.

The part that remained transformed into a kind of ghost-clown-jester-thing... that seems to follow us around.

And it is apparently an interactive thing! Which means this is gonna take a while... but it’s awesome at the same time! How many genres is homestuck in, at the same time? Weird hybrid, it is.

Clicking on the control pad gives us this small text detailing the instructions on how to move around and interact with things. Also it seems Hussie had help creating this! Nice.

Yeah, and that is basically what I said happened. We still don’t know what any of this means, but at least the sprite thing doesn’t seem to be malevolent.

Hmm, the interaction command seems to have its own unique voice in all this. This could perfectly be meta or story-relevant. Or knowing this kind of stories, both.

The apple seemed to transport us to this realm so that we were spared from the apocalypse on earth. Wait, does that mean that the earth is fucked? Is that the reason for the post-apocalyptic wastelands in that short scene after act one? But then what the fuck is that bandaged thing? Are they what remains of those that didn’t escape?

Also where is Pie Man, this is concerning.

Does it even end? Or is it a bottomless abyss...

Going inside the house I see that the garish decor is still there, but no sign of anyone or anything...

Also creepy harlequin is our navi now. Great.

Does Hussie just have a talent for finding cursed pics? Also I always think of Cera as Scott Pilgrim after seeing that movie.

Prompt voice (maybe Hussie?) doesn’t seem to like the harlequin nightmares either.

Soo, how many voices are there? The narrator, the green explanation guy (who might or might not be the same), the orange/black prompt guy (who might be the other 2 OR the viewer) and us??

Dear god, I’m beginning to have Stanley Parable flashbacks.

Let’s go to our room! See if it’s normal.

Our room is full of black goo. Ink? Oil? Blood in 80′s edge comics?

Bless you John for your terrible taste in 90′s movies. I genuinely would do a marathon of truly awful John-approved films, sign me the fuck up.

Also yeah, forgot we can still fuse this thing with others. Probably. It will 100% get more nightmarish if we do.

Oh and yeah that can only be done by Rose. I wonder if she can contact us after we went into this weird place. Hope so.

Wasn’t it the bunny? The real-life-movie-prop thing? Where the fuck is the bunny, all this considered?

Nicholas Cage finally met his match. A wooden door. Unstopable force, meet unmovable object. Shyamalan would be proud.

John you were busy kissing posters while she......did a whole violin concert instead of helping...

Yeah you both are walking disasters.

I must confess to a grave sin. I have never seen ghostbusters, ANY ghostbusters.

I still know almost all that happens in all of them.

If ever there were films that could be viewed entirely through internet culture osmosis, this would be one of them. (back to the future trilogy would be another)

Oh...god, a movie even John can’t defend.

That is both terriying and impressive

Looking out the window we see this view, which I find to be almost hauntingly beautiful. Nothing like a swing next to the v o i d.

As I said, true oblivion is the absolute best place for a tire swing. 5/5 recommended.

Wasn’t this towel the one thar took part in that whole dumbass captchalog loop of fate? It probably has special powers by now after all that bullshit.

Yeah there were three machines right? This one converted the cards in shapes it carves into the token, the one at the rooftop does events with those totems, and the other one gave us the token and also started all this mess, with the countdown and the meteor attack.

I would like a copy of that ludicrous, ludicrous book please.

Sweet fuck, I had forgotten his desktop of wonders and terrors. These kinds of things are what make life worth living.

Also seems Rose has indeed been trying to contact us!

....?? : ?? time   The fuck? Are we beyond time??

The prompt voice really wants us to listen to it...

...Are the narrator and the commands arguing against each other? What?

That...seems to be the case. Huh.

I feel like John is being used in a contest between two very powerful entities right now. Two very meta entities at that.

!!! He IS using the “next page” commands! The orange voice is the one who has been submitting commands all this time! Wasn’t that us?

....is this us?

Because it is being used inside a flash, instead of below it?

Seems command voice is losing their cool after being denied.

This one is DEFINITELY the narrator.

Sooo we have the readers/commands vs the narrator with John as the experiment. Oh boy.

Well that’s all that I can do today without compromising tomorrow! See ya guys on Friday with the second part!

[incorrect-ace]

This video is from like 2010 but?? It’s funny as hell anyway look up Ukiss Chef Kiss episode 1 and check out the one that says it’s part 2/5. It’s wild as hell

For anyone who wants to watch it before I spoil all of this:

Omg Im watching this and im dying. please dont tell me they are going to kill that chicken to cook it. OMG ITS FLYING OUT THE CAGEEEEEE OMG WHY DID THEY OPEN IT ARE THEY STUPID?!?!?! ITS ATTACKING THE CAMERA!!!! Im cackling poor staff.

Kiseop seems like a mess. Like he is trying his best the poor cutie to be the responsible one, but omggg does he fail!!! Soohyun is a bitch why is this funny. That would be Donghun af “You opened the cage you catch it”

GOO ELII!! OMG HE CAUGHT ITTT HE IS SOO GOOD? Chicken are so scary my uncle has a farm. I can play with his sheep but im terrified of the chickens. Lmaoo I love Eli yes scare the others u big goofball wtf.

Omg Soohyun needs to shut up whyyy is he likes this he is such a lazy schemer.

Lmao Eli and his chicken persona, what an icon. Im halfway through and im already dying. my cheeks hurt. ALSO HIS UPSLANTED EYESSSS!!! Okay but why is he talking about chicken dishes just like that.

Dongho is cutee aw. Kevin is cute too. Oho Kevin is gay for Eli, I like how this is going :D Alexander the gossiper Okay but Soohyun needs a slap or two omggg he is a mess.

Omg Im checking their profile now…and Soohyun is the leader???? Isnt usually the leader the one who gets bullied lmao why is he the one bullying?? XD

I pick Eli bcz he made me laugh a lot with the chicken. And if I caught a chicken I would prbly also scare everyone else. I think I too would take the initiative to catch it when everyone is being cowards hahaha. I feel like I should pick Kiseop tho too??? Like I cant decide between the two?? Okay I change to Kiseop bcz I love me a dumbass.

I am taking the initiative to continute all the parts haha.

Send me a video of a kpop group that isn’t longer than 15mins. And I will decide who my bias is!

[fangirlie018-blog]

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"Merlin!" Arthur Pendragon yells.

Merlin rushes to Arthur's aid as quickly as possible.

"Yes, Arthur?" Merlin asks, out of breath.

"Have you seen Carmen today? At all?" Arthur asks.

Merlin thinks about it for a second.

"To be honest, no. I haven't. It's been a good couple days since I saw her last, actually. Why?" Merlin asks.

"I'm getting a bad feeling in my chest that something is wrong," Arthur says while putting a hand on his chest, and marching out of his room.

Merlin scoffs and follows Arthur, right on his heels.

"Maybe she just went to visit somewhere important to her," Merlin suggests.

"No, Merlin. She wouldn't leave without telling me. You know her and her past." Arthur argues.

Arthur pushes the door open to find Uther at the table, devouring some paperwork.

"Father, May I take a few men out to look for Carmen? She hasn't come home in a couple of days and I'm beginning to get worried about her." Arthur states.

"I'm sure she's fine, Arthur. She's a big girl." Uther argues.

"My lord, if I may?" Merlin interrupts.

"Go on." Uther grants.

"She doesn't leave without warning me or Arthur about it first," Merlin informs him.

Uther thinks about it.

"Father, something is wrong. I feel it in my heart. Carmen hadn't had a good life. Finally she makes her way to Camelot, she confides in me, and finally begins to feel safe again. Father, I am begging you. She can't be abandoned by anyone else or she'll self-destruct. Please? Just a few men?" Arthur asks once more.

Uther nods.

"Five men and that's it. The rest will scour the town. Go on." Uther commands.

"I'll go get a bag. Grab the horses. I'll get enough for our trip and meet you at the Gates in ten. I promise." Merlin promises.

"You better be there or we'll leave your butt here," Arthur demands.

Merlin and Arthur run down the hall in opposite directions. Merlin runs into his and Giaus's room and grabs a bit of food, clothes, and other necessities. He writes Giaus a note and sprints to the gates.

"I made a promise. I keep them." Merlin teases while mounting the horse. Arthur kicks him and off they went, running down the road.

As they rode down the road in the horses, they looked all around for any signs of her. Finally, they began to slow down and just walk. Arthur has a worried expression on his face and Merlin notices. He trots up to Arthur and smiles.

"We'll find her. Alright? Don't worry. She'll be fine." Merlin comforts his friend.

"I hope so." Arthur states.

Arthur squints and gasps as he dismounts the horse. Merlin does the same and looks where Arthur was looking. 

There she was...

But she wasn't moving...

Arthur throws down his sword and rushes to her aid. He bends down slowly and pulls her from the lake.

He brings her over to his horse and has one of the Knights hold her as he mounted his horse. Once he was on, the knights lifted her up to Arthur. Merlin hops on his horse and the knights do the same. The horses all sprint off and head towards Camelot. Arthur holds Carmen securely as his horse races back to the castle. Once they get to Camelot, Arthur dismounts with Carmen in his arms. He rushes in the castle while the Knights put the horses away.

"I'll get Giaus," Merlin announces.

"Bring him to my chambers. Quickly." Arthur demands.

Merlin runs to his room and grabs Giaus.

"Giaus. Somethings wrong with Carmen. Hurry." Merlin rambles.

Giaus follows Merlin and enters Arthur's room. Carmen lie on the bed and Arthur by her side.

"Giaus.....please...." Arthur begs through tears.

Giaus walks over and examines Carmen.

"Arthur, I do-" Giaus starts.

"No. Don't say it. Please, Giaus." Arthur begs.

"The only way to save her is to get the water from her lungs. There is one way. Merlin, go get my bag in the big wooden cabinet." Giaus barks. Merlin runs off and Giaus clears the room. Everyone was gone but Merlin.

"There's a spell. To save drowned victims. Do it fast." Giaus barks.

Merlin opens the book and reads it out while performing it.

"Ealgonor dembansser gorrano de y fecha." Merlin chants over and over.

Carmen spits up the water and sits up, gasping for air. Merlin walks over and grabs Arthur as Giaus leaves the room. Arthur rushes over and notices the giant blood stain on her dress.

"Carmen, you're...bleeding," Arthur states softly while beginning to lift her dress to examine the wound. She slaps her dress down and smiles.

"No. I'm fine. It's just a scratch." Carmen lies.

"Carmen, it's a big blood spot. Please?" Arthur begs. Carmen nods and Arthur lifts it to reveal a giant gash. Arthur chokes up and Merlin runs and gets some rags. As he runs back, Arthur had climbed into his bed, letting Carmen lean into him. Merlin puts the rags on the wound and looks at Carmen.

"I gotta push on it. I'm sorry. Arthur hold her hands. Please." Merlin asks. Arthur holds her hands and on 3, Merlin presses down and applies pressure to the giant gash in her side. Carmen gasps and looks up at Arthur.

"Arthur, I wan-I want to tell y-you something," Carmen whispers.

"Shhhh. Don't try to talk. Save your energy." Arthur begs through tears.

"Arthur, I want to thank you. For mak-making me fe-feel loved. No one has done tha-that before. I feel important and lo-loved." Carmen choked out. She coughed her lungs up and finally leans back on Arthur again.

"Merlin, do something. Please? I can't lose her. Not like this. Merlin..." Arthur repeats.

"I might be able to help. But you have to trust me on this. Please?" Merlin begs.

Arthur nods.

"It's gonna be okay. I'll heal you, Carmen. Just lie still." Merlin instructs.

"No, Merlin. The wound is too deep. Save it for someone who has a chance. I'm not wor-" Carmen starts.

"I'm not gonna let you die. I won't do that to Arthur." Merlin states, placing his hands on her wound.

"Elagornor cantarde el feya desobarno morrado fein." Merlin chants.

Arthur sobs and Carmen places a hand on his cheek.

"Stop, Merlin. Just, save it. I'll be okay." Carmen begs.

"No. Don't stop, Merlin. Keep going." Arthur begs.

"Arthur, I can't do anything. I'm sorry. She's right, the wound...it's really deep." Merlin whispers.

Arthur looks down at her and sobs.

"Stop your tears, Arthur Pendragon. It'll all be over so-oon. Arthur, thank you for lo-loving me. No one ha-has made me fe-eel like this before. I love you, Arthur Pendragon. Don't cry fo-for me. Remember me I-in goo-d health. Please." Carmen begs.

"I can't lose you. I made a promise to you. I haven't kept it. I haven't kept you safe." Arthur sobs.

"You have. You have prote-tected me and ke-ept me safer than an-anyone else. Arthur, I'm scared. But it-it'll a-all be over soo-soon." Carmen whispers.

"Don't go. Please. Stay here with me. Please..." Arthur begs.

"I will rem-I will remember y-you, Ar-Arthur Pen-Pendragon." Carmen spits out.

Carmen closes her eyes and Arthur puts a hand on her cheek and leans her head up towards his forehead.

"I- I-lo..." Carmen starts.

"Don't say it. Don't you dare. You're going to be fine." Arthur sobs.

"I love you....Arth-...Arthur...Pendragon." Carmen whispers through her tears.

Carmen gasps and leans her head back against Arthur's chest and tries to catch her breath. She looks into Arthur's ocean blue eyes and takes a long deep breath and then she exhales. Her head rolls back and her eyes slowly close. Arthur looks down at the love of his life as the life is sucked from her. He sobs and looks to his friend Merlin for comfort.

"I'm so sorry Arthur. She is gone." Merlin comforts softly.

Arthur sobs and finally carefully and slowly gets off his bed and lays her down.

"Goodbye, Carmen Dawn. My love. Rest well." He whispers while leaning over to kiss her forehead.

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Essay 1-Michael Li

     Looking back of the history in Joseon Dynasty, we can find that education played an important role in the development of Korean Peninsula. In Yi Joseon Dynasty, education developed and the influence of Neo-Confucianism contributed to the improvement and flourishment of Joseon education at that time. By watching the historical drama Rookie Historian Goo Hae-Ryung, we can discover that education in the drama was not only provided for men, but also for women which gave them equal access as men to work in the government. However, the drama does not explain the education system to the audience and nor the significance of the system. In this way, the audience will not understand more about education at that time.

    In the drama Rookie Historian Goo Hae-Ryung, the scene happened in the beginning of the drama as “Hae-ryung, tell me what you think” (Ep 1, 15:07-15:09). This scene shows that women could have their right to receive education in Joseon Dynasty which would make them get well educated and came into a higher status in the future. From this scene in the classroom, Gu Hae-ryung was asked to answer questions and in other words the teacher wanted to know about her answer to the certain question and thought about he following steps for Gu Hae-ryung. Based on this, it is evident to find that the teacher showed her responsibility to educate every student well and made them useful. Like “Why are you always so eager to show off your brightness? The Classic of Poetry states that women mustn’t do anything bad or great” (Ep 1,16:37-16:40) By viewing this sentence, the teacher was responsible for the students especially the bright student Gu Hae-ryung. Her performance made the teacher feel improper at that time and the remarks for Gu Hae-ryung wanted her to perform well like a proper woman and become useful in the future.     

    However, in this drama, the education system behind the education topic is not emphasized too much. In Joseon Dynasty, Neo-Confucianism was transmitted to the Korean Peninsula and made Joseon Dynasty cultural in that period. For example, “Rather than a completely publicly funded system, there developed a dual structure of state and private schools” (Jang 2014: 197). At that time, a complete funded education system was not only built at that time, but also governmental and public appeared in order to make the dynasty cultural. This contribution showed vital for the public and developed the country. But the drama does not tell the viewers more. And that will make it unclear for the audience.  

     At that time, Confucian values influenced the country most with the development of education. As Seth mentions, “The cultivation of these natural elements of goodness transformed them into the fundamental virtues of humanity, righteousness, propriety, and wisdom” (Seth 2016: 189). These elements taught people how to become well and perform in a virtue way. In the beginning of the drama, the teacher’s action showed her responsibility to educate the students to be good and become useful in the future. (Ep 1, 14:07-16:47). Only educating that way could set up a good example for the students and help them perform virtually.     

     By researching the drama and academic sources, education made Joseon Dynasty stronger and the education for women in drama showed equal status as men. Also, the education system behind the topic should be emphasized to lead the viewers understand Joseon Dynasty. In this way, the drama can be educational and worth watching.

                                                 Works Cited

Seth, Michael J. A Concise History of Korea: From Antiquity to the Present. Second Edition. Lanham: Rowman & Littlefield, 2016.

Jang, Dong-Pyo. “The Education System”. In Everyday Life in Joseon-Era Korea: Economy and Society, edited and translated by Michael D. Shin, co-translated by Edward Park. 197-205. Boston: Global Oriental, 2014.

Rookie Historian Goo Hae-Ryung. Directed by Kang II-soo and Han Hyun-hee. Seoul, Korea: MBC TV, 1961.

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The 21st century worldwide growth of forest simulation is much about thinking about the consequences of CO2 in the atmosphere.

Thinking over Time.

This page was formerly published as The 21st century worldwide growth of Forest.

However, we have decided for smaller, more reasonable official product publications. The reasoning and further thoughts around the topic shall be to every user.

So from 2020, in the Logbook of Dynamic Applications, we shall concern ourselves with Articles, Essays and Noteworthy Thoughts around Values and Targets, Society, Law and Order, Targets in Life, and finally, Sustainable Thinking.

As that’s what we learn from working with, working on Dynamic Applications.

Dynamic Applications, Company HQ in Leopold’s Height, North Rhine Westfalia. Home.

Time is infinite, and so it heals all wounds.

  The immanent extermination of Life on Earth, quite honestly though, has neither been proven, nor does it seem logical from looking at the existance of Earth in time. From all we know, our beautiful planet must have seen much worse times, before. So there’s no need to worry.

Apart from that, have you ever heard of the Photosynthetic effect, CO2 consumption by plants of all kind?

Life and Death, Loss and Win. What a beautiful variety of beings on this very planet, isn’t it.

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So for a simulation like that, so many influencers, what do we have to consider?

Sunshine, Atmosphere, CO2, fertilizer, Glass effect, Clouds, Rain, Growth of Forest, Siberia, Green Land, Plants, Trees, Animals, and finally, Human beings and technology.

It’s all about the Details, the holy grail of detailed know-how possession.

Concept.

Endless effort, endless humility, endless modesty.

First of all, as for fossile ressources, we’ve researched resonable information for weeks, just to dig up a few proven numbers. What we found was rough estimations.

There’s so many assumptions on remaining ressources, in practice or theory…

So in using this very simulation model, we can learn a lot about the holy grail search.

Solutions?

Be modest, that’s good for you, that’s good for others, as well. Less greed, less decadency, and all of a sudden, our nature is gonna be fine, as well. In 21st century, we don’t need cars, we don’t need greed, to survive, hurray. As we got so much time now, so much time, to make friends with one butterfly, one whole free day. Or write an application as simple as this, in all our free time, in being Founders of 21st century. Much better than flying in Airplanes all over Greenland’s melting coast, to day. Just to write one more report, one more report so useless in history. As if you’d look, if you’d look how many open ends there be in this very simple simulation today, you’ll see how much more useless formula they create when building simulations of ultra complexity.

World’s details are endless, that’s what we here say.

So you better make up your own mind, today. It’s free of charge, anyway.

In the end, you got to decide if Participation is one of your core values (ecologist), or you believe in mankind’s victory (anthropologist). While the ecologist welcomes the natural change, and sees human caused change as merely natural (one world of participating species), the anthropologist merely believes in primate and secondary species, so that all secondaries shall serve the primates, and be eaten, killed, or surpressed, for example, for reasons of farming and for optimizing net profit in industrial food production.

What we say here is that climate change is mostly good for nature, as it is gonna get warm and evaporate. We’ll see a large new manifold of species, and Planet Earth has seen so many worse times before, we find ourselves in a self-regulating circle already.

Only for mankind, with industry, business, welfare and bureaucracy, we see that too fast change could mean a lot of harm, that could be avoided if we all just live in a bit more modesty. So while nature, as a whole, may certainly benefit from warmth, evaporation, rainfall and CO2-driven photosynthesis, there may be bitter destruction for thousands of people. The re-naturation of infrastructure by thunderstorm will only seem right if you’re not the victim, including your own beloved family.

Win and loss. That’s what we learn from nature. So we’ll all see how Mother Nature’s gonna strike back on us. She’s seen much worse scenarios in history. Globally seen, natural reflection may not be a problem. But it won’t help us all to live a life in fear. So with little effort, we could all give in our share. To a better living, a living with, within nature. In a base democracy, no sense at all in picking at some leaders. Everyone on the same level, everyone responsible.

If we the people could vote on a global level, that would be an option.

An option to agree, to build synergy on a global level. What a promise to pursue, to follow.

at Dynamic Applications, we believe in participation. and the uttermost fair and even, strongest level of participation is of course not sitting around in infinite boredom of universities on the backs of the working class, all day, but rather to experience all that beauty, all those wonderful interactions of nature and man kind in your own very garden. May it be Butterflies, Ladybugs, Ants and even snails. Not everything may suit you on your Table, so whenever you’ll have access to god’s own environment, we shall have at least one small, completely natural peace of wonder’s garden. Then, we can do as well a little agricultural gardening for food. Of course, participation with nature, in its ever so beautiful diversity, that’s best to achieve, in all our wonderful life of modesty.

Still, that’s just my 2 ct, so as always, we’ll leave that up to you to decide.

at Dynamic Applications, we believe in that you shall rather life a good, fine, decent life, than to destroy what’s god given to us. So let’s enjoy all that we see, and believe me, i see before me thousands of years gone by, Bye bye, le feel D, and still we see one brown bear tapping on that unknown stuff again that we now call ice and snow. And that’s what i call proven from history, as if you look closely, 5000 years ago, there was one guy called Noah, oh, how did her enjoy, the greatest Pirate on earth. He saved them all, living together with plants, animals, children, men and wifes, did not he have a wonderful life.

And so we see that we now all can relax a bit and say, well, well, that’s what we learn from history, good plan is 4 more years, and all beyond we may as well call scientology. Especially, if politicians say in 2020 that they will save the world in 2030. bla bla bla, no change of course, just they fill up their pockets, or they make more debts in filling up the pockets of some friends. In case you wanna know what kind of guy i am, now, why don’t you look at test i did to find out about all of my believe. Reflect, i say, and learn from thee. And a bit, small part of that strongest ever Pirate, Noah’s arc, we find to day in Pirate Party flag, around the world of green party believer’s nightly child mares, soo very Pirate children before me i see, why don’t you join and enjoy life with me, in modesty.

And well, you know, how child is made, that’s what we call here all protected, in you bed room’s privacy. So unfortunately, i couldn’t talk about that! You gotta go ask goo goll’s monster of paid truth. Ok, ok, you gonna say i cheat, if i move forward in your head one single thought. So i better stop and wish you a good nite, here. Hm, hm, sometimes, best thoughts appear to me in early morning, when all around god’s wonderful landscape i hear them calling, my lightweight friends of feather’s bride, singin to me from all those nearby, wooden trees, we haven’t had to carve away in an attempt to resist greed.

I say that nature, up from ants and even beneath, would probably tell us their very own, best ever theory, of why they think all species on earth shall be wild horses, wolves, or fox hunt funny bunnies on the field. Cats, mice, the mickey mouse of me, i am so small i most enjoy the lightmost elements we see, in what’s called birds who bring up children from small eggs. Enjoy your break fast, i say, and why don’t you try all kinds of fruit there is, and try to find out which of these may suit you well, some day. Take what you need, not what you might think you can get.

If we do all like that, no need to worry at.

Now you may say, hm hm, so if i decide for human, anthropologist view – survival for me and my family and many others – won’t that mean that we got to regulate climate change, globally!?

hm hm, i say. First of all, everyone shall have there own opinion, that’s part of oir method here. In using Dynamic Applications, whether we raise up a value, whether we rule down a level, both ways we train, we practice, we learn thinking over time.

In creating, in offering Dynamic Applications on our websites, Sustainable System Thinking is a constant value we provide. So this is more like an eLearning approach, than that we’d try to tell you about the holy grail, the one world formula, ourselves.

Now to your key concern, your core argument. Yes. You may decide for man kind, family, village, people. Absolutely. Who said that man kind shall not participate here, anymore?

Now do we have to find global solutions, and isn’t any measure, just everything, wasted and void, otherwise? – because if we here in Germany should build more bicycle ways and ride by car, won’t Donald Trump in USA, Bolsonaro in Brazil, Philipines, India, China and Putin all laugh on us, and benefit from less demand, cheaper oil now?

Now that’s a good question.

We can not solve globally when we taboo critical questions, at the same time.

From my point of view, if you got a global idea, an idea that has potential, that could possibly scale up globally, just post it on your website, then why don’t you use Startup Informer or The Federal Press Agency to deploy your idea, worldwide. This is a strong win-win-win situation for good ideas (me, you, and the customers who visit your website in more and more masses, soon). So yes. We can solve problems, globally. The problem of climate change is not a problem for nature, as we have seen. However, severe follow-up problems could arise for humanity if some people keep occupying land on this beautiful planet, and then they are neither willing to share, nor would they admit other people to be of same rights. That’s egoistic and nasty, living on the backs, the skulls of the poor.

Seen this way, a mediate arise in climate change and local temperature could lead to severe problems of social healthcare and survival for the many, the billions of utterly poor people on this very planet earth. If you got a child, or even got the luck of god be mother, be father of a few children, and now you gotta decide to rip wood off last trees near village, just to make fire and cook meal, so that children don’t get ill from infected, dirty water next week. If you shall decide to save your own children to the next month, would you save that tree, honestly? – so that some ultra rich people from Europe, first world posh shine taker’s USA can sleep better, in their artificial year 2100 problems?

If we want to solve the climate question, let’s solve the social problem.

It could mean nothing less than to disrupt the global financial market system.

For this, first of all, we’ll need a better idea to follow, a better wish for we the people, the all of us united, than what we see in nationalist’s patriotic selfishness today, globally.

However, having solved that, i foresee rather challenges than real problems to remain, speaking of our participation of species on this beautiful planet earth. 4.000.000.000 years passed by, 4.000.000.000 years to go. Same sunshine, same heat, every day, globally.

Reflection of a planet’s cosy warmth in cool, cold space.

Billions of years, of life, to follow.

What a promise.

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Second, let’s talk about rural, local applications. Here in Germany, core EU, for example, we had a really hot summer last year. 40+ degrees. Yes. I was there, i have seen it. My little son and me, we live directly under the roof of my parent’s home, where i have built new rooms out of nothing with my father. So we need not take other people’s home away, for ourselves. That’s a great local thing that you can do with no or little impact on neighbours and society.

So if people, should refugees come by here from the desert, at least my family and me have tried not to occupy too many homes (we’ve beeen 4 children in my paren’t family, and at the moment we live here with 8 people in one house – my old parents, ground floor, my brother’s family with 4 kids – 1st floor, me and my little sun, 2nd floor). At some point ground floor will be empty again, so another family can move in. With a bit of will and tolerance, much harm to anyone. And we coild even rent the house to someone, make a small business model and have some food. Win-Win again: home, food.

But apart from that kind of social problem solving, let’s look at nature itself. What Germany’s CDU-CSU-SPD government did here last autumn, was one of the most stupid things in ripping off more taxpayers, that i ever heard of. They offered, they created a fund with dozens of billions of Euro (“30 Milliarden Euro” i think it was), just to save dry farmers. Yes, of course, it wasn’t their fault alone.

But look at what they did! Now every farmer who never took precautions can get strong saving and benefit for doing nothing at all. But all good farmers who benefit nature back for a long time with building a natural water reservoir, just blocking a small river a few meters up, they get nothing. Only if they went bankrupt. Is that not unfair?

It’s so easy to create small lake, if you have even small water flow on your ground. Even the rain from your own house roof may do! Just collect it in a small garden pond, or in a fish pond as a farmer. No harm at all! Instead of feeding pork and beef, now you raise some fish. The local kids may even use a boat and have a fine children’ playground. Pirate games, you know, a classic children’s fun. You never know where they can use all that kind knowledge they create by just been playing round your lake all say. Now if you’re afraid one might be sunk, ok. We don’t want that. That’s one good reason for a garden fence. Sell key to children for 5 bucks and they can use your boat with mum, all day.

That’s solution thinking,

because it helps a lot in having a good life with lots of fun, you know?

Even if you got just street water, think about creating small bio water pond, small lake. All you need is one way in and 2 ways out. Lower sea level is small pipe, large enough that it won’t fill itself with mud. Dig a hole , and calculate the extent you shall need with Water Supply, our free calculation model, 2-3 m above ground, which is 5 m below earth ground level, for example. Up from there, another 2 m up, just half a meter below earth ground level, create a big concrete flow-out exit. All you need! No matter how much rain should fall, it will fill up your basin. Any excess water will be stored first, then exempt slowly in the next few days. Less peak tides, your neighbours down the river will thank you so much for that. Still, should too much rain fall locally, no local flood just rain will fill up lake and then will flow down river to some place where it’s not raining, full sunshine again.

Best of all, this way you never have to worry for your field be dry and convert into desert. Not here in western Europe or on any place on earth where we got rain, at times. And should the global temperature be really raising up some day, well well, i say we soon habe thousands of new clouds. Man kind would burn up planet earth, a whole? – ha ha, we say, that’s only hypocrisis of those idiots from the greens. Piling up a few catastrophies and claiming Mother Earth be dry and dead. Stupid Imposters!

We here, we are from Pirate Party, and we have learned to always use our brain.

Think globally, act locally, that’s what we say, my dear friends. Strong focus on content, on argument. No need for super ruling humans with that mass of dumb ideas who collect taxes from all us just to feed them and their hyposcientist’s experiments.

Content is key.

In being Pirates, in being members of a transparent society, let us demand truth, not hypocritic fabulation in simply adding up a pile of ever so more milkmaid calculations.

Throughout history, politicians may have found the weirdest reasons to raise their taxes, but really, thin hot air taxation, wouldn’t you agree this was, this is the greatest bullshit of all?

Man, you wanna help nature, why don’t you shut up and drive nothing for a while. That’s what i say.

Do nothing, man, it’s free of charge, worldwide available.

Nature’s abilities of empowerment, we’d follow silently in astonishment. 20 years later, fell one tree, earn honest money from a hard day’s work, in building furniture for the people. Best value generation for a whole, New Generation, much like an old forrester’s family. So we can wait for Nature’s fine restauration, or we behave, just a bit modest, all.

A few acres of Land less, Lord, and instantly, less food we have to throw away.

No harm at all, honestly.

Build a Water reservoir for the all of them, the small forrester families.

Enjoy birds, a fine, simple life, and green plants, where ever your eyes look upon.

We here, we say if you good scientist, then go ahead, proof yourself first, and show you can and go develop something that’s half easy and half useful as we Startups build all day. Throw your dust in the air, and show us how your thin air, your lightweight plans really becomes the all of us to live more healthy. And then, you better start rejecting money from the others, you better open up small business and sell us your part of that good idea. Are you good scientist, have understood physics and biologic chemistry, or not. Are you a bot, reflecting say-say bullshit of ever so missing detailed holography?

Fair enough! That’s how we spot a good, fair, honest guy. Be father, be mother, be child, to us we are all same, so we demand all people shall be equal before law. Especially those old, bribed politicians who take money and then even make more debts. Ha ha, we say, ha ha, we know, that money wasn’t lost by any kind mistake! That money sure went to some other pocket that was bribed. Help yourself, think, be kind to others and provide solution, no bla bla. That’s how we here identify good guy. Do it yourself, you dumbo polititicans, show us that you are worth 1 ct a cross, a Euro four more years a key.

We are good basic democrats down here. We work on, have stopped listening, at all. Why should we listen to that bla-bla garbage when you guys have no idea, have never yourself experienced any poverty. Shame on you guys, shame on your family.

How dare thou rule us, who, be damned, got no idea, no key.

Don’t listen to them, anymore, just swith off your old TV, and start to watch all useful channels on the net, where content is key. Bla bla bullshit they tell us all day, bla bla tomorrow until hell, just stuffing pockets for bla-bla not working on any solutions yourself, all long day.

Shame on you guys. That’s what i say to that.

Sorry!

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Rain fall per area in a year, calculated from evaporation and Temperature.

Sources.

  inspired by:

Spiegel Online: 20th century growth of Forest in Europe (Animation)

For this simulation, we’re referring to Wikipedia in german and english language as a reference. Further pages researched have been used as an additional resource to set up values and formula, but in the end, as of the mssive number of ressources, we decided to rely on Wikipedia, only.

[a] Worldwide Ressources on:

Stone coal and brown coal [1] [2]

Natural gas [3] [4]

Crude Oil and delivery [5]

List of Countries by proven Oil reserves [6]

[b] Energy density, CO2 and CO2 emission:

Energy density [7]

Gas and Steam Power Plant [8]

Carbon dioxide [9]

[c] CO2 in atmosphere, and Greenhouse effect:

Carbon dioxide in Earth’s atmosphere [10] [11]

Greenhouse effect and CO2 fertilization [12]

[d] Weather and Climate

Earth and Rainfall Climatography [13]

Geologic Earth Temperature records [14]

[e] Forest

List of Countries by Forest Area [15]

21st century worldwide growth of Forest.

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[chimericarchitect]

kurvakiousSexekutionoir 2

-- kurvakiousSexekutionoir [KS] began trolling talentedSalad [TS] at 17:43 --

[05:43] KS: Hey! hoow are yoou?

[05:43] TS: Hey! Long time no see. :P

[05:43] TS: I'm good.

[05:44] TS: Whaddup?

[05:44] KS: I was woondering.

[05:44] KS: yoour having this party thing

[05:44] KS: hoow are peoople getting there? me foor example

[05:45] TS: Well, in your case I will be picking you up!

[05:45] TS: So there's nothing for you to worry about

[05:45] KS: .... where are yoou having it if we have too avooid yoour guardian?

[05:46] TS: Mmmm, not my hive!

[05:46] TS: I got a place though

[05:46] KS: which means were goonna use that weird jumpy thing...

[05:46] KS: doosnet it

[05:47] TS: You mean a transpotalizer...?

[05:47] KS: witchcraft

[05:47] TS: (eyeroll.exe)

[05:47] KS: technoocraft?

[05:47] KS: freaking freaky either way

[05:48] KS: but i doo it foor yoou kiwi

[05:48] KS: um alsoo

[05:48] KS: loots oof peoople?

[05:48] TS: Not a lot! ONly 9 so far.

[05:49] KS: 9?!!!

[05:49] KS: thats soo many...

[05:49] TS: The Halloween one I went to had 30 people ;D

[05:49] KS: .... ooh goog

[05:49] KS: Thats...

[05:50] KS: were there aloot oof scary peoople their?

[05:50] KS: there

[05:50] TS: I dunno! They didn't seem scary to me.

[05:50] KS: Yes but yoou a very sweet little shut in...

[05:50] KS: oor ex shut in?

[05:50] TS: Hey!

[05:51] TS: Look, no one was scary! They were all very nice.

[05:51] KS: then why was the party soome hoow saved by oone persoon oonly being there foor a few minutes?

[05:52] TS: Mmm, Probably because that person doesn't get along with the host?

[05:52] TS: Can't say!

[05:53] KS: *whine* soo whoo rsvped?

[05:53] TS: Hang on, lemme look

[05:53] KS: kay

[05:55] TS: 1. subborealcetacean 2. violetbard 3. kurvakioussexekutionoir 4. aesthetic-virtuoso 5. ad1ostoreador 6. wa2p 7. adeysia 8. feralvulpecula 9. solbee-captor

[05:55] TS: These are they

[05:56] KS: hoow many oof these are highbloooods? just oout oof curioousity

[05:57] TS: How high of a blood do they need to be in order to be highblood?

[05:57] KS: aboove teal

[05:58] TS: Not including teal?

[05:58] TS: Just one!

[05:58] KS: ah... im guessin viooletbard is... yeah

[05:59] KS: ooh geez oone sec. mooms chewing oon a roock

[05:59] TS: Your lusus is weird

[06:00] TS: You are what you eat, so she must be dumb as a rock

[06:00] KS: never mind it was a very red peice oof wooood.

[06:00] KS: hey!

[06:00] KS: shes smarter than yoou'

[06:00] KS: guess thats noot saying much :p

[06:00] TS: Prove it :P

[06:01] TS: You called a transportalizer witchcraft

[06:02] KS: looook, i knoow their coommoon. but anything that takes my parts disoolves them and refoorms them is fucking scary

[06:02] KS: what if it gets turned ooff half way!

[06:03] TS: Thennnnn

[06:03] TS: You die?

[06:03] TS: I don't know

[06:03] TS: Never happened! :D

[06:03] KS: .... Yoou die shoould noot be acoompenied by smiley face

[06:03] TS: Hehehe~

[06:04] TS: Well, I don't think it dissolves you anyway

[06:04] TS: That's a misconception

[06:04] KS: what is it then?

[06:04] KS: what dooes it doo?

[06:04] TS: Smoosh!

[06:05] TS: Space!

[06:05] TS: :D

[06:05] KS: NOONE OOF THIS IS A ANSWERRRRRRRRR

[06:05] KS: hndfjsdhfksdi im goonna dieeee

[06:05] TS: Eventually! ^_^

[06:05] KS: im goonna lick yoou...

[06:06] TS: Gross

[06:06] KS: right in the ear

[06:06] TS: Ew

[06:06] KS: really wet

[06:07] TS: UR Disgustin'

[06:07] KS: yoour a troollgladite

[06:08] KS: Are yoou ignooring my amazing wit

[06:10] TS: Yeah, "amazing" is one way to describe that

[06:10] TS: But I wasn't ignoring you

[06:10] TS: I was working on my Uni-Stitch

[06:11] KS: yoour croochet?

[06:13] TS: Hehe, yeah, let's go with that ;D

[06:13] TS: What're you up to?

[06:13] KS: ... what else coould that mean?

[06:13] KS: ooh um

[06:13] KS: i am attmpting too make my cloothes foor the party

[06:14] TS: :O

[06:14] TS: D'you want some help?

[06:14] TS: What're you going to wear? It's not a costume party

[06:15] KS: ive goot it moostly. im just having a hanioous time with the design

[06:15] KS: i knoow but i alsoo doont want too wear my ragged cloothes ya knoow?

[06:15] TS: :T

[06:16] TS: You sure you don't want me to make/get you something?

[06:16] KS: woorried ill embarass yoou?~

[06:18] TS: Nope!

[06:18] KS: truth is im recycling an oold thing i made foorever agoo.

[06:19] TS: Mmm? :3

[06:19] KS: yooull see ;)

[06:19] TS: Okay. So long as you are comfortable, that it what matters

[06:20] KS: ooh theres gooing too be aloot oof peoople.

[06:20] KS: im gooing too be freaking oout inside

[06:20] KS: ooutside ill be hoot as fuck

[06:21] KS: this isnt foormal is it?

[06:21] TS: Not formal, no.

[06:21] TS: Casual is fine.

[06:22] KS: ookay cooool

[06:22] TS: Are you excited?

[06:23] KS: i am alsoo scared but yea

[06:23] KS: but i have oone questioon foor yoou.

[06:23] KS: this is a human hoolliday oor soo has been said.

[06:23] KS: whats a human

[06:23] TS: Ohhh myyy GOOOODDDD

[06:23] TS: This again??

[06:24] TS: They

[06:24] TS: Are

[06:24] TS: Aliens

[06:24] TS: Pinky softy aliens

[06:24] KS: what doo yoou mean again?!

[06:24] KS: alsoo fucking ew what?

[06:24] TS: :O

[06:24] TS: Wait

[06:24] TS: I thought we talked about this?

[06:25] KS: ... i yoou "multiverseing" again?

[06:25] KS: are

[06:25] KS: noot i

[06:25] KS: wtf

[06:26] TS: I am always multiverse-ing!

[06:26] TS: You are too, now

[06:26] KS: ... i.. did i coonsent too this

[06:26] TS: Yep!

[06:26] TS: You're welcome

[06:27] KS: ... that soounds like yoou coonsented foor my kiwi

[06:28] TS: No way! You totally agreed.

[06:28] TS: You're in it now

[06:28] TS: :P

[06:28] KS: mmmmmmmmmmm

[06:28] KS: i knoow

[06:28] KS: soomeoone foolloowed my bloog

[06:28] TS: !! :O

[06:28] TS: Who?

[06:29] KS: succinctlysevered

[06:29] TS: aiylsihbvs'

[06:29] TS: BAD

[06:29] TS: OH

[06:29] TS: D:

[06:30] KS: ???

[06:30] TS: That guy is scary

[06:30] KS: they seemed ookay when we talked foor a sec.

[06:30] KS: but i was awkward soo we havent really talked again

[06:30] TS: He is really

[06:30] TS: REALLY

[06:30] TS: into killing and stuff

[06:30] KS: ....

[06:30] KS: troolls

[06:31] KS: oour whoole race

[06:31] TS: :(

[06:31] KS: sweet little shut in kiwi

[06:31] TS: >:(

[06:31] TS: It grew eyebrows just for you

[06:31] KS: such a precioous innoocent sooul

[06:32] KS: yoour gooing too be eaten alive

[06:32] KS: and noot in the fun way...

[06:33] TS: D:<

[06:33] TS: Kitty

[06:33] TS: STFU

[06:33] KS: oohhh sensitive

[06:33] TS: I can be tough

[06:33] TS: I'm trying

[06:33] KS: awwwwwwwwww

[06:34] KS: kiwi

[06:34] KS: im soorry yoour just too cute

[06:34] KS: like a baby meoowbeast trying too attack a dragoon

[06:34] TS: I will block you

[06:34] KS: noooooooooooooooooooooo

[06:34] KS: loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[06:34] KS: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[06:35] KS: dddddddddddddddddoooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnttttttttttttttttt leav me

[06:35] TS: stahp

[06:35] TS: garbage words

[06:35] TS: ew

[06:35] TS: I had to read this

[06:35] TS: SEVERAL times

[06:35] TS: in order to understand you

[06:35] KS: *whine*

[06:35] TS: (Squint)

[06:36] KS: doont bloock me

[06:36] KS: doont leave meh

[06:36] TS: Why are you being dumb

[06:36] TS: it was a joke kitty

[06:37] KS: mir

[06:38] KS: kiwi why doo yoou doo this too me

[06:38] TS: Do what?? Make jokes?

[06:38] TS: Now who's sensitive, you weenie?

[06:38] KS: blugh

[06:38] KS: shuddup

[06:38] KS: i am noot

[06:38] KS: hT{OO:GReyfjtmsrga

[06:38] KS: FYGUNLE

[06:39] KS: ,VKJOOUEFY8Wgab

[06:39] TS: (SquintX2 Combo)

[06:39] KS: cvgfkvm.

[06:39] TS: stop

[06:39] KS: moom was oon the keybooard again

[06:39] TS: Your lusus is dumb

[06:39] TS: XP

[06:39] KS: she likes yoou thoough

[06:39] TS: XPPPP

[06:39] KS: did the spit ever coome oout oof yoour shirt froom when she licked yoou?

[06:40] TS: I had to destroy that shirt!

[06:41] KS: why?

[06:41] KS: it was just spit.

[06:41] KS: and a little blooood..

[06:42] KS: ookay maybe there was moore blooood than their shoould usually be

[06:42] TS: YEAH

[06:42] TS: I had to destroy the evidence before Anista saw

[06:42] TS: Couldn't risk it

[06:42] KS: ooh... yeah thats fair....

[06:46] TS: So what're you doing?

[06:46] KS: well i just sewed part oof my finger too my dress... soo i seam ripping.

[06:46] KS: yoou?

[06:47] TS: You sewed your finger onto your dress? How??

[06:48] KS: stoopped paying attentioon and went throough the calloouse

[06:49] TS: Are you bleeding on your new clothes?

[06:50] KS: noope

[06:50] KS: im gooood doont woorry

[06:50] KS: cant see it anyway. im wearing black

[06:51] TS: Mm.

[06:52] KS: soo what will yoou wear? goobblebeast coostume?

[06:58] TS: No way! The event is CASUAL

[06:58] TS: I will wear something CASUAL

[06:58] TS: Not a COSTUME

[06:58] KS: ......

[06:58] KS: yoour a meme i doont belive yoou woont be extra

[06:58] TS: Holy shit

[06:58] TS: Called THE FUCK out

[06:59] TS: by my own friend no less

[06:59] TS: You absolute monster

[06:59] KS: if its private i think its just calling hoooofbeast shit?

[07:00] TS: >:O

[07:00] TS: I guess??

[07:01] TS: Well, either way, I am dressing CASUALLY

[07:01] KS: alright.

[07:01] KS: its gooing too be oon yoour shirt istn it yoou little turd

[07:05] TS: No!

[07:05] TS: I was gonna wear something normal

[07:07] KS: alright fine i relent

[07:10] TS: Good

[07:11] TS: Sorry, I've been pretty busy

[07:11] KS: its all gooood

[07:11] KS: whats wroong?

[07:11] TS: Nothing is wrong!

[07:11] TS: Not right now, anyway

[07:11] KS: yoou sure

[07:12] TS: Yep!

[07:12] TS: Just checking for cracks

[07:12] TS: Fixin' the place up

[07:12] KS: .... croochet doosnt crack...

[07:12] TS: :?

[07:12] TS: Sure it does?

[07:12] KS: earlier yoou said yoou were dooing croochet

[07:12] TS: :D

[07:12] KS: NOOOOOOOOOO

[07:12] KS: It disnt

[07:13] KS: what are yoou danceing arooung yoou degenerate lightning bug

[07:13] TS: Hehe! You're funny. ^_^

[07:13] TS: ZZip! ZZap

[07:13] TS: Lightning!

[07:14] TS: Don't worry about it. :P

[07:14] KS: fine....

[07:16] KS: hey

[07:16] KS: soo ive been looooking aroound gaming sites

[07:16] KS: any yoou coould suggest too me?

[07:17] TS: Sure!

[07:17] TS: I know a Karkat who plays the Sims

[07:17] TS: He enjoys it!

[07:17] TS: I could ask for a copy

[07:17] KS: sims?

[07:17] KS: and what doo yoou mean a karkat

[07:18] KS: ... theres moore than oone

[07:18] KS: multiverse

[07:18] KS: ooh good theres moore than oone

[07:18] KS: is there anoother me?

[07:18] KS: oof coouse theres anoother ma

[07:18] KS: hooly shit

[07:19] TS: I haven't met another you yet, if it's any consolation

[07:19] KS: doo yoou think there are peoople whoo goo betweaan these universes? noot just with a weird techmagic server

[07:19] KS: but like

[07:19] KS: peoople

[07:21] KS: what if thats what all these peoople can doo

[07:21] KS: am i the oonly oone whoo cant

[07:21] KS: am i really that fereal

[07:21] KS: am i crazy????!!!!

[07:24] TS: You are feral and crazy! :P

[07:24] TS: jk

[07:24] TS: But

[07:24] TS: I had to travel across the multiverse to go to that party you know

[07:24] KS: ooh my good transpoortalizers are actual fucking witchcraft

[07:29] TS: Well

[07:29] TS: Not all of them

[07:29] KS: ....

[07:29] KS: is this soome hoow linked with yoour brain poowers

[07:32] TS: My brain powers? Really?

[07:32] TS: A lot of lowbloods are psychic!

[07:32] KS: yes but i mean yoou seem too be... extra...

[07:32] KS: i dunnoo

[07:33] TS: :?

[07:33] KS: yoou seem really stroon coompared too oothers ive knoown

[07:34] TS: Oh. Really? :3

[07:34] TS: I'm flattered.

[07:34] TS: What makes you think so?

[07:34] KS: pfff oone persoon i used too knoow coouldnt lift a spoooon. yoou fly

[07:34] TS: Ohhh

[07:35] TS: Well, I'm not REALLY strong

[07:35] TS: But I'm decent!

[07:35] KS: impressive.

[07:35] TS: ^_^

[07:41] KS: blugables

[07:43] TS: What?

[07:44] KS: ooh thats the soound oof my incooming death because yoour cute as fuck

[07:50] TS: Why must you do this?

[07:50] TS: Oh hey

[07:50] TS: I just remembered

[07:50] TS: I met someone

[07:58] KS: what?!

[07:58] KS: wait

[07:58] KS: like

[07:58] KS: MET?????!!!

[07:58] TS: Face to face? Uhhh, yeah?

[07:58] TS: I went to a party!

[07:58] TS: But if you mean did I MEET someone...

[07:58] TS: ;)

[07:58] KS: quadrents bitch doo yoou have them

[07:58] TS: I do! :D

[07:59] KS: EEEEE WHOO YOOU BEST GIVE ME DETAILS

[07:59] TS: Haha

[07:59] TS: His name is Tulket

[07:59] TS: What do you wanna know?

[07:59] KS: tulket...

[07:59] KS: tulllket

[07:59] KS: Crestaciean?

[08:00] KS: the guy whoos handle soounds like shellfish?

[08:01] TS: !!!

[08:02] TS: subborealcetacean you brute

[08:02] KS: what even dooes that mean

[08:02] TS: LOOK IT UP

[08:02] TS: You language bound hooligan

[08:02] KS: nyaw looookit yoou

[08:02] KS: getting all prootective

[08:02] KS: cute~

[08:03] TS: Can it you trout >///<

[08:03] KS: canned troout? this reminds me

[08:03] KS: isnt he a fishy?

[08:03] KS: kiwi and guppy?

[08:03] KS: sitting in a tree?

[08:03] KS: k

[08:03] KS: i

[08:03] KS: s

[08:03] KS: s

[08:03] KS: i

[08:03] KS: n

[08:03] KS: g

[08:04] KS: ?

[08:05] KS: be right baclk ookay?

[08:12] TS: You are GARBAGE

[08:12] TS: XPPP

-- kurvakiousSexekutionoir [KS] is now an idle chum! --

-- kurvakiousSexekutionoir [KS] is now an idle chum! --

[08:31] KS: yes i knoow but still

[08:31] KS: alsoo after reaading anything and everything i coould oon his pages

[08:31] KS: ...

[08:32] KS: ill be woorried but yoou are ookay with him i think.

[08:32] KS: just knoow

[08:32] KS: if he ever hurts yoou, i will find him.

[08:32] KS: i will capture him

[08:32] KS: and i will make sure my lusus eats him in teeny tiny peices

[08:32] TS: Oh, you're back. Thanks for making this unpleasant. >:T

[08:33] KS: ~ just looooking oout foor my girl

[08:33] KS: anyway im super happy foor yoou

[08:33] KS: yoou deserve happieness

[08:34] TS: XPP

[08:34] TS: What were you doing, anyway?

[08:34] KS: ...

[08:35] KS: i may have goone and cyber staled him too make sure he wasnt a serial killer oor cannabal oor anything woorriesoome

[08:35] TS: O_O

[08:35] TS: Creepy

[08:35] KS: what?

[08:35] KS: i care aboout yoou

[08:36] TS: Okay, but Tulket is a good person!

[08:36] TS: You coulda asked me

[08:36] TS: OR

[08:36] TS: You could talk to him yourself!

[08:37] KS: ... i think ill wait oon that

[08:37] KS: but yoou shoould tootaly tell me aboout hi,

[08:37] KS: 'and yoou guys as a cooupel

[08:37] KS: wait

[08:37] KS: dooes he knoow aboout yoour blooood?

[08:37] KS: and if soo hoow did he find oout

[08:37] KS: was it inaproopriate?

[08:38] TS: >:O

[08:38] TS: You lewd thing!

[08:38] TS: YES

[08:38] TS: He knows about my blood color

[08:38] TS: HOWEVER

[08:38] TS: I don't think he gets it

[08:38] TS: He's a teal seadweller

[08:39] KS: thats deffinately oodd foor sure

[08:39] KS: still doosnt tell me weeather oor noot yoouve pailed

[08:39] TS: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[08:39] TS: NO

[08:40] TS: GODDAMNIT KITTY

[08:40] TS: I haven't known him that long!

[08:40] TS: D:<

[08:40] TS: What if I said we did, huh? Then what??

[08:40] KS: awww soo embarassed~ i bet if yoour emoojis were accurate im sure theyed have little lines

[08:41] KS: then id be impressed. maybe. id proobably ask hoow gooood he was

[08:41] TS: (SQUINT)

[08:42] KS: what? im curioous

[08:43] KS: hiding froom scoociety and coonstantly mooving doosnt give aloot oof "scoocial" time

[08:45] TS: (((S Q U I N T)))

[08:45] TS: Look

[08:45] TS: I gotta go

[08:45] TS: I'll talk to you later

[08:45] KS: ooh..

[08:45] KS: ookay

[08:45] KS: i wast trying too make yoou actually mad. soorry broo.

[08:45] KS: talk too ya later ookay?

[08:46] TS: Yep!