#he looks like a teen I hate it
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Just to inform you, guys. I’m intending that, for the majority of our Sparkling AU, it’s an AU, so it’s not about the characters when they are actually babies anymore. It’s basically about the whole entire TFP story except it’s set in a universe where there are no actual wars. The whole ‘war’ thing is just some sparklings going into groups and play-fighting with their imaginations. Every character that ‘died’ in this universe are just either moving to another school (ex: Cliffjumper & Elita One) or got tired of the game and didn’t wanna play anymore (Ex: Skyquake, Dreadwing, and Breakdown). And all the human characters are all little ragdolls that are brought to life by the sparkling’s imaginations.
cause the actual show crippled me and this is my denial mechanism.
(read the tags)
#transformers#tfp#artists on tumblr#transformer prime#transformer au#tfp sparklings#my sparklings#Sparklings AU#I might get to more medias this way#Like the whole story is actually just some kids playing around#No one died and no one really hated each others#They are just playing and everything is fine#But somebody did get hurt totally#Cause there’s no adult supervision still#Megatron did totally found those unsupervised pills#don’t worry eventually at the end of the story someone will find out and take him to the hospital for medicine poisoning#And he’ll make a full recovery after a few months#The ending scene is just Bumblebee rushing to some adults to finally snitch about Megatron#and they also found out about the pills#And Bumblebee is just too young to speak the whole time but at the end he did learn so#What if the whole story is actually just about some wild kids and mad irresponsible parents#And Unicron is just a mean teen who wants to bully the kids#He’s wearing a bean bag suit that looks like Megatron to scare and confuse the kids#And near the end Megatron finally left the hospital and came back to play#With the pills completely confiscated and him going through councilings to get off the addiction of course
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something something about billy teaching little kids how to swim, and being good at it (otherwise their parents would have not let him); something something about his tendency to keep throwing good advice at people even while being a dick about it (max and steve, for example) something something about him apparently having a natural predisposition for helping people out and-
#we know so much and yet so little about him#we have been kinda lucky if we think about it tho#we know more about him than some of the actual main characters#we know that he used to read when he was a child#maybe he still liked it as a teen#we know that he loved his mother#that he used to wear shirts with little flower patterns on them#that he surfed#that he hated baseball and his father for making him do things he did not want to do#we know that he puts cologne on his dick before a date#and that he loves to look at himself in the mirror#we know how his room looks like#and what kind of music he likes#we also know about the lock Neil put on the outside of his door#and the kind of different earrings he owns#now we also know that he teaches little kids#that he has a strong connection with water#that he was a brave kid who managed to break the monster’s control on him multiple times on his own#oh how I love billy hargrove#and how I mourn him and the rest of the things we could have still known about it it this were a different show#billy hargrove#stranger things
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they should've made my brother the older of the two of us. i mean he's smarter, he's cooler, he's bigger, he looks better than me, he's more determined than me, more analytical, more disciplined. of course, that'd mean I'd shrink into the background of my life like a rather pitiful peanut but hey, at least I'd have an excuse for it this time around
#i was... not okay. for a lot of my teen years. my parents had to keep so much attention on me#which. frankly didn't even work either. i don't think they were the right parents to grow a trans kid. for all they clearly love me & i too#they just didn't have the resources. but just bc their efforts didn't work that didn't mean my bro got any less the short end of the stick#and that's not fair. he deserved all the time and attention i got. hell he deserved twice as much. the kid's a legend. it wasn't fair#he's younger than me and probably already twice the person I'll ever be#it's incredible what a good man he turned out despite it all. i wish#. I don't know. I don't know what i wish. I don't feel very good about myself today#i wish i got to know him more. back then. instead of being all fucked up in the head. i look at other siblings we know and i just#i feel like that door closed up on us. and i hate it. i hate it so much
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Nothing more isolating then finding this guy cute as hell
#LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME#aaah but hes mean to steven and hurt him#take a drink for every fav.#oooh but hes weeeiird and annoying#describe early season ''gremlin'' peridot as a character and look at me in the fucking eyes#his design is baddddd#HIS HAIR IS CURLYFRIES ITS ADORABLE#Everyone has shit to say when a teen/young adult character is bastardized until theyre pudgey and a man#i get he made dumb mistakes but note how he like..stopped? silent improvement/the writers literally just erasing him#''its not even good on chips!'' is iconic#had to break my fucking silence sorry one of my partner's said they hated him n i had to set the record straight
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I think it was the best decision to shave Ricky's head because I don't think anyone would've survived Ricky With Hair™️
Not because I think he's attractive, just the douchebaggery he reeked of was enough to kill a man
#technically his longer hair was a beta design but i decided to make him look like that in his teens LOL#lino unfortunately was attracted to said douchebaggery#as much as he hates to admit#ocs#original characters#ricky
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I just watched the 5th episode of Agatha All Along and my thought after the revel of Billy was “oh now , Rio, Agatha and him are an adopted killer family. The two powerful psychopathic witches training and raising child that hates one of them. “
And then I thought I should probably stop reading so much tumbler posts because that I so not happening.
Maby I need to start writing FanFic again.
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agatha x rio#billy maximoff#teen#adoptive mother#psycho witches#hate love#adoptive family#lesbian mothers#witch mother#all I is really cool that he said for him witchcraft isn’t about killing for his own gain#and then eminently proceed kills the whole coven#or what’s left of it#except rio#does he just kill not for fun but just because#because that’s what he makes it look like#even if he doesn’t mean it like that#(i know or suspect at least)
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Call me Mahoro because I also think her brother is hot af Btw the plot twist in this series is that Arajin is going take his crush last name but not because of her. Sorry for the spoilers peace and love in the planet Earth
And could somebody make this Marito teddy bear real? It's a basic and essential need atp
#bucchigiri?!#/jk#look her brocon thing is weird and uncomfortable but she can be funny as hell#can you blame her for liking Marito. Look at him#his design is so cool#and so it is his personality and caring relationship with Outa and how clingy abd touchy he is to people he likes (Ara-teen)#and the nicknames are cute too#and his voice too#move Arajin is my turn#Unpopular opinion: Arajin is also good. Ik he's an ass to Matakara and it's probably completely undeserved and uncalled for but#he has some of the funniest reactions in this show. He's pathetic like a wet kicked cat waiting outside my door to let him enter#he made awful decisions and all to get laid and tbh him letting the hormones do the reasoning it's the most teenager thing ever#Most of us had been annoying af and horrible at processing information and taking hints or making important decisions#He's relatable for all the wrong reasons and he's very real for that. If you dislike/hate him I get it though. Very understandable 👍#god I wanna talk about why I think he's acting like that with his childhood friend so bad but these tags are already too much#anyway I advocate for Arateen rights and wrongs. Also for the Bucchigiri teddy bear collection#mahoro jin#arajin tomoshibi#marito jin#Mariteen#jin marito#jin mahoro#tomoshibi arajin#♡ — shut up noko#woah imagine it turns out to be true Arajin will be Arajin Jin. Wild stuff. Lmao even
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Okay so I haven't listened to the book in the past couple days but there's this line from one of Zach's chapters that I can't stop thinking about cause it's like "good God that's so fucked" he says something along the lines of "I might have to work to transition from cute to hot but Rubens already there" and potentially in the same line but also maybe not cause I don't remember he says something close to "I have to make the switch from cute to hot if I want to have a career" which is like? Like it's so gross dude. Zach and Angel are barely 18 like tf- like yeah sex sells but Jesus christ what in the fuck. And then like the internalized issues?? Like it's not quite the same vein it's similar tho. I've always been "the fat kid" since I was in elementary school and let me tell you comparing your body to your friends' is literally the quickest way to start resenting them and hating yourself. Quite literally chorus was kinda pitting them against each other and started instilling body image issues in very impressionable teenagers and then was like *surprised Pikachu face* when they were all starting to show signs of depression and anxiety and started fighting and started doing dumb shit and drugs to try and cope.
#all my homkss hate chorus#headcanon they get a tell all documentary/docuseries and rip those fuckers to filth#like#grrr#they piss me tf off#like being a teenager is quite literally some of the most formative years of your life#and to have your privacy (Zach says at some point that it doesnt really matter if he doesnt wanna come out because chorus hates secrets#and he and ruben would get in more shit for not telling them than for sleeping together)#your personality (i could write an essay about them being put in little boxes based on bullshit and not how they are as people)#your individuality (other bullshit i could write an essay on is ruben being forced into the closet and liberally not telling the others#cause he didnt wanna get them pissed off and get all of them into shit)#all stripped away durring the time that you start forming who you are as a person has to be so fucking damaging#this blog is now about the sublte comentary on teen celebreties (that i dont think was intended to be looked into this deeply)#found in ya romance novel if this gets out which is about two guys in a boy band dating#the comedy of this isnt lost on me but like#yknow#im just icon codded ig#(does over analysing lines and side comments made in this book count as icon behavior?)#(asking for a friend)#anyways fandom tags time ✨️#if this gets out#itgo#zach knight
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Me: can we have The Raven Boys?
Mom: we have raven boys at home
The Raven Boys at home:
#mine#the raven boys#the girl with the steel corset#the raven cycle#i cant explain it its just the vibes#griffin is such a off-brand gansey and sam fills the ronan role (except hes the worst. unironically i hate him so much)#and finley has the blue role (shes nowhere near as good as blue although i do kinda like finley a bit)#alright adam and emily dont work for this comparison but you get the idea#anyway ive been thinking about this the whole time i read the book. it feels like its trying to evoke a similar feeling as trb but it fails#its also not very good#they have nothing in common as far as the story goes its just the way the characters feel is sort of smth i need to compare#might have to write a post about this book but im tired#also the cover is so bad it looks like a self published romance book#its a young adult/teen steampunk fantasy book fyi
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I kinda like but dislike that Rumiko and Sunrise (and fans) have never even mentioned that miko (priestesses) are virgins. And that their shinto ability to tend holy places comes from being unmarried virgins. In modern day I guess it is not really required but I kind of wish more people analyzed Kikyo, the dark priestess, Kaede and Kagome in that light.
Personally I think that due to the era Kagome would not be allowed to remain a miko after getting married and having a child. She would still be one of course due to her spiritual ability, but I think she would no longer be allowed to remain in that societal role.
Kagome is so spunky though that I see her rebelling against it. I think Kagome's strength in being outspoken is another great contrast between her and Kikyo. While Kikyo was confined by society and was only freed from expectation when she became an impure monster. Kagome was outspoken and loud to where she didn't have much of a societal role and yet remained 'spiritually pure.'
There is a huge theme of 'societal expectation' in Kagome, Inuyasha, and Kikyo that I think being a miko is a part of.
Personally I'm torn on Kagome loudly choosing to get married and have a child VS remaining a Miko and Kagome choosing to attempt to do both.
More thematic headcannons in the tag below..
#i think due to translation issues miroku is a monk but not a priest#inuyasha#kagome#kikyo#Here I am analyzing way too much into a series that probably didn't think that much about this all#And yet.. I feel like there is meaning between Sota saying Kagome got married and Rumiko never drawing them kissing#i think cannonly kikyo and kagome are not the same person.. but i think kikyo would view that they are.. maybe#the strides against misogyny in shinto japan is very interesting to look at because it is so different from western misogyny#i saw that post going around talking about periods in the feudal era and im like.. bro women were ostracized in a hut outside the village#i didn't comment on the post but i did think about and analyze it#on how the dirtyness of being a woman is the same as the dirty blood of a hanyo or the dirty blood of the burakumin class#personally i think inu's class is similar to half japanese (the original hanyo written in gegege kitaro was confirmed to be based off of it#and rumiko could not have taken the coined term 'hanyo' without being aware of the influence#but i also don't think rumiko was thinking that much about the relation between the two#personally if it were me though i'd theme inu on the spiritual dirtiness of his blood rather than him being a half race#((((((related but i also headcannoned inuyasha as a bastard . a literal one#((and i also headcannon that hte name 'inuyasha' was not his birth name. it was a name given to him by the villiagers he stole from--#-- as a child/teen and he decided to reclaim the insult because he was what means 'dog monster' much more than the name his mom gave him))#i think it's strongly implied even that Inuyasha is a bastard.. i never see anyone analyze that.#to analyze that even if inuyasha was born a human he would still be hated for existing :''''DDD#my posts that i made
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Great Comet Atlanta 🍑
audio in the reblogs!
#reposing bc I forgot tumblr hates posts w links#natasha pierre and the great comet of 1812#great comet#musical theatre#anatole checks his pockets for his keys phone and wallet and then asks an audience member if they have 50 rubles he can borrow#during the duel dolokhov 1) compliments pierre’s beard 2) refers to the toast to married women as ‘his song’ 3) goes ‘pew pew pew’ before#getting shot#balaga lays on the bar kicking his feet like a teen girl talking to her friends on the landline#anatole tries to high five the cellist and she looks at him like he’s a fucking dumbass as she continues to play#the costumes are balls to the wall unhinged it’s unreal.#natasha has 4? 5? dresses? anatole has 4 coats and a corset waistcoat#opb’s coat is even more beautiful in person
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NEVER a proshipper or toxic fan but
being an erehisu fan in 2023?!?!?!?
embarrassinggggg…… 👀
brother pls get off of reddit
for my final aot rewatch before the last episode, i just finished season two and, if most men in the fandom are erehisu stans, then it’s safe to say men really don’t understand romance because WTF IS YUMIHISU TO YALL?!?!?!?!?!??!
i get it, you have internalized homophobia ever since your seventh grade robotics teacher told you to “stop being so close with your boy best friend, it’s weird”, but DAMN.
fuck you mean “I will always be your ally”?!?!??? not to mention, “i will always wrap your scarf around you”??!?!?!?!? yes, i’m dragging eremika into this too, cuz HUH????
reddit is the number one public enemy in the state (on oatmealmika’s blog)
#attack on titan#shingeki no kyojin#eremika#yumihisu#anti erehisu#fuck erehisu all my homies hate erehisu#not meant to be a logical post on why erehisu sucks so pls don’t treat it as one#cuz I KNOW some 30yo man will go on reddit and be all like “erm actually erehisu is perfect and eren doesn’t care about mikasa even—“…#“… tho he literally sacrificed the whole world for her and their friends while she also was the core of all eren’s memories”#all mad cuz of what some teen girl said on her tumblr page at 3am 😭#need me an eren tho#not alpha male sigma fanon ending erehisu reddit eren#i mean whiny pathetic doubtful of himself friendly talkative passionate wants to protect his bbg instead of her protecting him eren#aka best eren#literally molding myself into mikasa to attract an eren like that 💀#wasn’t very hard since i am similar to her to begin with in both looks and personality#so hmu if you want a mikasa to your eren 🤷♀️
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fascinating to me how people will have two characters, one woman and one man, who have done similar shitty things but they still always hate the woman more
#i rambles#idk like bitch at that point it’s just misogyny#‘but he’s more interesting-‘ i can promise you he’s not.#also they’ll fucking love characters who HAVE done shitty things and than the girl (usually a teen or younger) who made a MISTAKE gets#hated on and called cruel and evil#like annabeth. are you going to look me in the fucking eyes and tell me she hasn’t done more for percy than absentee poseidon#and you’re still gonna write that fic of him ‘saving percy from her’. ok
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I have such a fondness for “ugly” Jason, I think he should canonically be “ugly” always ❤️
#jason todd#NOT jason hate btw#i just think it’s more interesting#i put ugly in quotation marks bc ugly is mostly subjective#btw i also don’t mean in terms of scarring or anything like that#but he should have scars. it’s just that his scars shouldn’t be what makes him ‘ugly’ y’know what i mean?#like dick should be almost unnaturally beautiful and jason should be just a little bit (or a lot) ugly#and it feeds into his complex about dick and robin and such#like not only is dick naturally beautiful but he also had so many resources growing up with bruce#he grew up before bruce with performers for parents who understood the importance in looking good for their audience as well#he had other teen friends (including donna who 1000% helped him create a skin/hair care routine)#he didn’t die as a teenager only to come back to consciousness years later#in a bigger body missing years of his life etc#idk if im expressing myself well but yeah#jason should be ‘ugly’ and that’s my truth#dc
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@heartofstanding tagged me in this meme months ago and unfortunately it took me this long to get to it because I had a mild crisis over how long it's been since I've read a novel, let alone one that I loved 😅 so this is nine of my favourite novels (not books, because if I included manga/short stories/comics/etc this would be giant)
0The Picture of Dorian Gray -- Oscar Wilde// Pyrrhus-- Mark Merlis//The Scarecrow--Ronald Hugh Morrieson//Unnatural History--Kate Osman//Tunnels of Blood--Darren Shan//The Coffin Dancer--Jeffery Deaver//Hero--Perry Moore//Frankenstein--Mary Shelley//One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest-- Ken Kasey
#TPODG I feel like is obvious. But a genuinely hilarious book that is also poignant and tragic and so /so/ compelling#The more work you put into it the more you get out of it and I get so sad every time I see people#not wanting to look deeper than what's beyond the surface#Pyrrhus gets the extremely high honour of Greek Myth Retelling That is Actually Good#it's less about the Trojan War and more about the journey there set in the 1980s gay scene#the cursed spot that gets Philoctetes abandoned is an effective allegory right until the moment it isn't an allegory at all#and you should see the gut punch coming but somehow you don't#The Scarecrow is my Token Kiwi Representation and it's also the one that got me into the genre I now write almost exclusively#reading it feels like watching a cheesy low budget slasher that accidentally says some really interesting things about sexism and misogyny#(I say accidentally because it is the 20s and my tutor very loudly hated this book for being sexist)#(and I both totally agree and disagree because Prue is the prototypical final girl and needs an adaptation that does her justice)#Also the story of this novel's publication is freaking hilarious and why I will only write under a pseudonym because I would be next#Unnatural History is an exact blueprint of what I love about sci-fi done well in the way we've only very recently started to see on screen#and I hate that the show of Doctor Who rarely if ever reaches this level#Tunnels of Blood is my favourite of the Darren Shan Saga but really is just a stand in for the entire series#yes it's a kids series but it's a kid series that got me into horror and surrealism#and delivers the most effective and heartbreaking plot twist that not even Hannibal pulled off as well#The Coffin Dancer is just some damn good crime fiction and I wish Jeffery Deaver wasn't so slept on#(yes I know The Bone Collector got an adaptation but The Bone Collector isn't even in the top ten of the Lincoln Rhyme series)#unfortunately Deaver's strongest point is his use of point of view#but he still manages to get the twist to be shocking (and Coffin Dancer is the best example of it) in a way that other media fails at#Hero is about a gay disabled teen with superpowers and somehow tumblr does not know about it#It is such a fun riff on superheroes while also being genuinely sweet and touching and sad#It was meant to get a tv show but the writer passed so it got stuck in production hell :(#Frankenstein is Frankenstein. It's just good on like every level. Victor is my problematic fave. I will take no criticism.#I am however on my knees hoping the Guillermo Del Toro adaptation finally gets it right#one flew over the cuckoo's nest means so much to me but no one ever talks about it beyond the Ratched and Mcmurphy stuff#who are the least interesting characters to me. And I find the debate about the sexism ignores that the novel is about the structural abuse#of the mentally ill
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Bruce Wayne Headcanons
that I cannot reconcile with current/most/ALL of his comics characterization but I hold onto nevertheless
—Bruce Wayne!! trains each of his Robins with the goal of them becoming better than him.
—Bruce Wayne!! intends for the Robins to be his actual failsafe if he ever went off the deep end. (Fuck that weirdo robot lol.)
—Bruce Wayne!! 1000% blames himself for Jason Todd’s death I don’t care what the comics have had him say or what his dumbass inner-narrative has said…*handwave handwave* all of that was just him desperately trying to cover the hole in his heart from failing his son so completely.
#Bruce Wayne headcanons#yes this IS a stealth rant about BvR and other things I hate.#the Jason Todd one in particular…like…#FIRST OF ALL—what fucking parent blames their teen kid for being *murdered in cold blood by a serial killer*??? NOT ONE THAT I WANT TO KNOW!#SECOND OF ALL—BRUCE DIDN’T EVEN *KNOW* THAT JASON WAS FUCKING *THERE*!!!! LIKE…#HOW WOULD HE *NOT* LOOK BACK ON THAT AND GO ‘I should have been better for him’?????#and like…as I’ve said before—I could buy him using The Story Of Jason Todd as like a Teachable Moment (tm)#to try to get SOMEthing of value out of Jason’s BRUTAL MURDER BY A NOTORIOUS SERIAL KILLER—#WHO THEN WENT ON TO TRY TO KILL THE ENTIRE UN BTW.#but like…he *himself* thinking that Jason was to blame??? NO WAY. nuh uh#not Mr. Tortured By Being Unable To Save His Parents When *He* Was A Child. NO. DO NOT PASS GO.#man I feel like I had a third point but idk I’m too angyy lol.#idk WHY WOULD BRUCE NOT BLAME HIMSELF FOR LEAVING JASON ALONE IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!#IT DOESN’T FUCKING ADD UP!!!#YOU CAN’T TELL ME A DUDE IS ALL *HAUNTED BY HIS PAST* AND THEN THE THING THAT FUCKING WELL *SHOULD* HAUNT HIM…#HAVE HIM BE LIKE ‘lol sucks to suck.’#YOU CANT EVEN SAY IT’S UNRELIABLE NARRATION BECAUSE IT IS NEVER CHALLENGED *WITHIN THE FUCKING* NARRATIVE!!!#LIKE SURE IF THE *GOAL* WAS TO HAVE BRUCE WAYNE BE A FULL-ON HUMBERT HUMBERT LEVEL BIG FUCKING LIAR THAT WOULD BE A GOOD WAY TO DO IT—#BUT THAT IS CLEARLY *NOT* WHAT IS HAPPENING!!! WE ARE CLEARLY SUPPOSED TO THINK ‘aw poor Bruce too bad Jason sucked so hard. :(’#okay *deep breath exhales smoke from my nostrils* okay I think I’m done.
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