#he looks all bulk and mean but he’s just the most precious guy omg

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Person Down Below

WARNING:SOME OF THIS STUFF MAY BE OFFENSIVE OR INAPPROPRIATE AND I AM SORRY IF YOU ARE IN ONE OF THESE BANDS AND ONE OF YOUR BAND MEMBERS HAVE DIED.

So I got bored and I went onto Random.org and typed in a bunch of people from metal/rock and I was hoping to put what I did to do the Person Down Below inspired by akidearest and used the stuff that got chosen for Aki in what the person below is anyways...enjoy!

The person down below buys condoms in bulk

Chris Fehn

I literally don’t even know about this one...it’s a little awkward for long nose guy...like seriously he “masturbates” with his nose so would he like buy the condoms and put them on his nose?I don’t even know and like,what the hell would he use them for?Melissa?

The person down below is a weeaboo

Synyster Gates

NO!NOT SYNYSTER!I mean well,he used to look like a gothic weeb or something I don’y know.

The person down below is naked more often than not

Shavo Odadjian

If your just that one Shavo or System of a Down Fangirl you would probably wish this,but that is a tiny bit fitting because I think everyone except for Serj is shirtless in the Chop Suey! video.

The person down below is completely hairless down there

Shawn Crahan

I knew this was one of the sentences,and I was hoping it would not be someone from Slipknot or System of a Down,but it had to be fucking Shawn from Slipknot.

The person down below needs Jesus

John Dolmayan

I can pretty much imagine in my head from the B.Y.O.B. video when they walk into the party someone just yells to John like:��That mothahfuckah need Jesus!”

The person down below wants to watch you have gay sex

Daron Malakian

Ok,maybe it would be nice to watch Daron and Serj have gay sex honestly.

The person down below is in the mood for some rough face-fucking

Joey Jordison

Ok now I’m trying to imagine shit with Mick x Joey...

The person down below loves squirting

Slash

I’m sorry,but this is just getting so fucking weird...but seriously he’s like 51 and not gay or something.

The person down below deserves a good paddling

M. Shadows

Ok,what the hell,why did you decide to do the challenge Aki if it was gonna be so weird and gay.

The person down below eats the booty like groceries

Tre Cool

Ok,I’m actually fine with this since I hate Green Day but seriously this is so hilarious!

The person below likes being fondled in their sleep

Mick Thomson

Ok,if he did get fondled in his sleep it would probably be Joey or Stacy or Jim...

The first person below wants the second person below to sit on their face

Johnny Christ

Mike Dirnt

Ew,please no fucking Johnny x Mike or Avenged Sevenfold x Green Day shit hell fucking naw,but the other way around...double hell fucking hell naw.

The person down below is a meme god

Jim Root

When I saw this I literally just sat there for a few minutes laughing,but secretly I think I might have a little bit of proof for this because of all the Slipknot memes out there but fucking Jim hell yeah.

The person below’s ass is bigger than Nicki Minaj’s x10

Craig Jones

I wish I never used my precious time to do this challenge,but seriously,Craig Jones got booty?He got backstory?Seriously I think his head is bigger than his entire body,telling from this one meme I found on Deviantart.

The person below enjoys gulping down several gallons of hot milk

Buckethead

I know he’s not really metal or rock that much but I couldn’t think anyone else,I looked at the list and saw that it was Buckethead and then the sentences and...omg how much I cringed...

The person below needs a bath.And to have sex in that bath

Dimebag Darrell

Ok,I guess this is okay for fangirls or for the people who ship him with some other member of the band,but why did I do this,he is dead so hallelujah I can’t believe this for long.And I also put another dead person in this who is Paul Gray and Randy Rhoades.

The person below has a unique appreciation for fists

Randy Rhoads

Oh god.Ew.I shouldn’t have ever did this.Hes dead but,ew.

The person below wants their asshole ravaged

Ozzy Osbourne

I mean,if he was high,I guess it would be fine.Damnit Ozzy fangirls,just please.

The person below needs to purchase more birth control

Jay Weinberg

What the hell???Can men like,get pregnant now or something???Who the hell would fuck him though,like Joey or Corey maybe Idfk.

The person below can’t ride a bike

Zacky Vengeance

Most cleanest one probably,but seriously this could be a little offensive even if he could ride a bike irl but still.

The person below should be humiliated in public

Billie Joe Armstrong

He’s already been humiliated in public,Green Day is horrible.

The person below has a loose butthole

Eddie Van Halen

I fucking quit.Kill me now.

The person down below wants to get lucky already

Corey Taylor

BUT HE HAS A DAUGHTER!HE OBVIOUSLY HAS GOTTEN LUCKY!MOST OF THE TIME IF YOU’VE GOTTEN LUCKY AND NO CONDOM IS USED IN THE PROCESS YOU HAVE A CHILD!OH GODAMNIT!

The person below needs to move on

David Draiman

Aww,he needs to move on from Disturbed.So sad,so sad.

The person below is a really fabulous,flamboyant,homosexual

Axl Rose

YES!MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!SHOTS FIRED ON AXL!

The person below needs to wake the fuck up

Dave Mustaine

Pfft,DAVE YOU NEED TO WAKE THE FUCK UP!WAKE THE FUCK UP DAVE!MAKE MORE MUSIC WITH MEGADETH!

The person below looks good in a corset

Robert Trujillio

Ok,I don’t think I wanna see that,but if he looks good in it I’m a little bit curious.

The person below is a slut

Paul Gray

Pfft,Slipknot you should’ve known this!Paul was a slut!Paul!Godamnit!You little slut!

The person below is a total voyeur and likes to watch others play

Sid Wilson

This is probably his revenge on Corey.

The person below wants to fuck some boats

Serj Tankian

To be honest,in my opinion,it would still be nice to see it with Daren...while their on the boat and then I guess Serj fucks the boat or the whole band has a foursome on the boat or Serj,Daren,and the boat have a threesome...sorry I was just imagining shit there.

The person below enjoys younger partners

James Hetfield

What the fuck,my mind.Uh...Metallica...I think you got some explaining to do about James...