#he looked enough like John for my liking just dye his hair black bc it was too light brown

[mrs-jake-blues]

Maybe I’m being too negative but bruh what

[living-dead-parker]

‘60s - P.P

Summary: Peter and some of the team go back in time

Read Part 2 Here!

Warnings: mentions of drugs and drug use, lazy writing but I’m not gonna go in-depth on time travel bc idc lmao, very stereotypical but I’ve been in a ‘60-’70s music binge and this was inspired by the Mamas and Papas ngl

(seriously, I’m having a huge “I was born in the wrong generation” moment but I’m glad I was bc I probs would’ve died sometime between the ‘60-’80s from a hallucinogenic drug overdose or smth)

Word Count: 1.2k

It felt almost like a movie montage to Peter. Running from one period of time to another in a matter of seconds. He ran behind Tony, who was being led by Carol and Stephen. The two had figured out a way to make time travel easier for everybody involved in the mission while making themselves nearly invisible. Behind Peter is Steve, who is being followed by Bucky, Sam, Nat, and Wanda. The group had just exited the early 2000s, on a wild chase to the late '60s.

"Alright, can you get us there faster?" Tony asks as he sees that the group stands somewhere in the mid-'90s. The group is chasing after some book with ancient spells that could be of use to Stephen to protect Earth. However, the only known copy was found and lost in the '60s.

"Well, we're not completely invisible to people, there are a select few who can see us, so we need to tread lightly. You think you can wait?" Stephen nearly hisses. He's not a fan of having his methods questioned. Especially because he knows what to do. He's seen every outcome, he knows of three possible successful solutions.

"Well, we have a book to steal from some druggie that we have to take to our present, make copies, travel back to the past, and then ditch the book as if nothing happened. How do we know we got the right guy? What if we're lat-"

"Anthony Stark, don't make me ditch you in the eighties. I really don't care for your attitude. I know what I'm doing," Stephen says sternly, giving the older man a simple eye roll. Stephen goes back to doing his thing, masking them as Carol leads the way. They zoom through the next two decades and suddenly, they come to a halt.

When Peter looks around, he sees an enormous crowd of people. Many dressed in large flowy clothing; dresses, bell bottoms, vests, and flowers. Lots of them. Circle frame glasses, the John Lennon kind. Flowers in people's hair, bandanas or scarves wrapped around people's heads, and tie-dye. The sound of music plays loudly but Peter can still hear Tony let out a silent curse.

"We're surrounded by fucking hippies, Strange."

"Our guy is here. He's got a Volkswagen parked outside the fairgrounds, he's in the crowd for The Grateful Dead right now. The parking lot should be empty or filled with morons who are completely out of their minds on drugs. Let's get going now," Stephen instructs. Peter can't help but look around at everything,

Peter sees signs everywhere, fliers for the festival. The Monterey Pop Festival. He quickly grabs a flyer and reads over the whole thing. June 16 -18, 1967. The Who, Mamas and Papas, The Jimi Hendrix Experience. Peter began to feel very awestruck. He can now say he's witnessed the '60s. Sure, he doesn't listen to the music, but surely this is a historic moment?

Unbeknownst to Peter, it really was a historic moment. Almost as historic as Woodstock, which would take place two years after the very moment he's in. Peter looks at everyone, enjoying the culture of it all. Sure, it was a little worrying for him, as he keeps seeing people left and right taking some sort of drug and spacing out. There's some partial nudity but he ignores it. Different time.

When the group all reaches the parking lot, Peter sees a woman standing by a large Volkswagen Bus, all decked out in a tie-dye paint job, giant peace sign on the hood of the van. She seems a bit shorter than Peter, she has h/c hair and she seems to be alone and waiting for someone. He can't help but be mesmerized by the beautiful woman. Her h/c hair adorned with chickweeds scattered through it. She has a patterned dress with flared sleeves and it cuts off at her knees. She has on some black sandals and some pink circle-lens glasses.

"Come on, Donnie. We're gonna miss out on Jimi. He's already playing!" the woman speaks and even her voice seems to captivate the young man. Tony notices Peter staring as Stephen tries to locate the book.

"I need to burn the book first, Y/N," a man inside the van speaks.

"You can do it after the Mamas and Papas. Who are after Jimi. The book will always be there. Come on!" the woman whines. A sigh is heard but a man walks out, taking Peter by surprise as he smiles at the woman and presses a kiss to her lips. He's a very toned black man, with an afro that could put anybody's to shame. He has on some a brown vest with no undershirt. He has some flared pants on and brown boots. He follows the woman, Y/N, and Peter feels a sense of sadness that he'll never see her again.

"If it's any consolation," Tony says out of the blue, "she's most likely way older than me at this point."

Peter sighs as he watches the woman walk away. He really won't find another woman like her. Quite literally, as she's from the '60s.  Stephen begins working on getting the book. He instructs half the team to stay and the other half to go back to the future with him. So Carol goes with him, followed by Bucky and Steve.

"He's right, little dude," Sam speaks up, "she's probably old enough to be your grandma or something."

"I get i-"

"No, really think about it," Nat joins in. "She has to be 20 here in the '60s. So, say from '67 to 2019, that's 52 years. Add on those twenty and she's gotta be 72. Give or take."

"I get it, guys. She could be my grandma or something. Too bad I was born too late," Peter says sadly. Tony holds back a chuckle, seeing the poor kid beating himself up for being born decades after some random woman on drugs at a music festival in the '60s.

When Stephen and Carol arrive back with Steve and Bucky, they put the book back in the van where the Donnie guy left it. It seemed to be just in time, as Y/N was making it back with Donnie in tow. Peter watches as she stares in their general direction and he can feel himself begin to blush as she stares at him.

"Hey, Donnie. Do you see those people? In the suits?" she asks as she points in their general direction. Everybody's eyes go wide and they seem to be stuck in their spots.

"I don't see anything. But you did eat some mush, you'll be fine."

It didn't hit Peter what that meant until they were back in the '90s. It took him some time to realize she was drugged, but there really was nothing he could do. So, as he left the '90s and made it back to 2019, Peter felt a sense of relief and a bit of sadness. He experienced love at first sight with some woman who's now old enough to be his grandmother, but he can't help but cling to that brief moment where she saw him too. Where she smiled at him and looked at him with a drunken - or more like drugged - gleam in her eyes.

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[holdingup-fallingsky]

More Overwatch Headcannons (bc I can)

So, Hanzo listens to zen spa music and Jesse listens to the most obnoxious country western music *author’s note, not saying country is bad I actually listen to It all the time, just saying the stereotypical songs* but both of them will jAM LOUDLY TO METALLICA AND CLASSIC ROCK LIKE CALM TF DOWN BOIS

Genji is a cat person and wants ten of them (Hanzo and Genji went shopping together once and split up to get the groceries faster and Genji comes back with a kitten in his hands and none of the food he was supposed to get “Brother, no” “broTHER YES”)

Amélie listens to rap all the time and it’s so out of character for her? Lena was really confused when she saw Amélie rapping along to Rap God by Eminem (and low key impressed)

Junkrat is actually really good at impressions and mimicking his teammate’s voices, so much so that his team often mute his voice on their ear pieces (CHEERS LOVE THE FUCKING CALVARY’S HERE)

Sombra is actually really superstitious, like annoyingly so (she’s afraid of Genji’s cat because he’s a black cat and she won’t go anywhere near It)

Winston is a coffee A D D I C T he can’t go a day without It and when he does he gets really cranky and salty (one time Lena and Angela staged an intervention for him, It didn’t end well. “You want this coffee? You can pry It from mY COLD DEAD S C I E N T I S T H A N D S)

Phara loves to sing and she’ll do It all the time without even realizing most of the time (and hella good at It like what?!)

Bastion will keep birdseed on him at all times (ay Ganymede gets hungry) (one time Bastion literally stopped mid battle to pop open his drawer of birdseed bc Ganymede pecked at it and was hungry “Bastion, keep firing or we’ll loose the point!” *annoyed and sassy robotic noise*)

Mei is a helpless romantic and will forever cry watching the Notebook (“Jamison why can’t you be more like that?” *sobbing* Junkrat then proceeded to cook Mei a candlelight dinner with roses and wine, she low key cried)

Torbjörn can get really sassy if no one listens to him and it’s surprising to get roasted by a 4’7” man (he’s not afraid to cut a bitch)

Dva will throw games on purpose when playing video games with her friends (winning is less important when she can see the look of happiness and pride on Lúcio’s face. But when he gets too cocky she will mercilessly best his ass)

Orisa is programmed to speak and understand basically every language and will converse with the Overwatch angents in their native tounge (It really is a relief to be able to talk to someone in your first language when English is such a hard language. She will often act as a translator for new agents who don’t know English well enough)

Reinhardt will never actually admit it, but he’s a big fan of the old cowboy movies and can quote almost all of them (he got HELLA excited when he first saw Jesse and they often talk John Wayne movies with each other in private)

Roadhog is a sucker for happy endings and loves Disney movies (he and Mei get along well)

Zarya is the resident hairdresser for Overwatch and dyes the agent’s hair when asked (they don’t need to tell her what style they want their hair she just knows by looking at them. She LOVES Widowmaker because she can do so much with her hair and style It in the most elaborate ways)

Lúcio is the biggest nerd you’ll ever meet (Hey did you see that episode of Doctor Who? The Daleks and the Cybermen were in a fight against each other and the Doctor had to break up the fight and Rose... well we don’t talk about Doomsday too often)

Mercy swears in German more often than not and Reinhardt is appalled (“Verdammte Hölle, hör auf Schaden zu nehmen!” “A N G E L A! We don’t say that!”) {translates roughly to “fucking hell stop taking damage shitheads}

Moira is a huge fan of Bowie and will force anyone and everyone to listen to him (Moira please, it’s 4 in the goddamn morning. *Queen Bitch on full goddamn blast* Does It look like I fUCKING CARE GET REKT SCRUB)

Symmetra is a really good artist, like a really good artist (she gives henna tattoos to anyone who asks and they love it. Hana one time got both her arms and legs fully covered in henna, It took the entire afternoon and evening)

Zenyatta isn’t afraid to mess with people from time to time (I swear I just saw Zenyatta trip over a goddamn rock, a fucking rock! What are you on he hovers)

[petestarebanks]

this turned into a lot of talking i’m drunk sorry

since i love talking about myself and i’m working on finishing all the random cider/alcoholic drinks in my fridge i appeciate @chitown-sounder for tagging me in this

1) How tall are you? I’m 5′7″ and I don’t have anything else to say about that. 

2) What Color And Style Is Your Hair? My hair is medium brown which is v boring I want to dye it like daaaaaaark brown in an attempt to match my fingernails and my wardrobe which are both slowly entering the shadow realm until I can finally take my rightful place as an all powerful witch of darkness where I belong. Lately I’ve been working on growing my hair back out, right now it’s just below the middle of my back bc a year and a half ago I decided I wanted to go back to the bob I had in senior year of high school. Generally speaking my hair is an awful mess.

3) What Color Are Your Eyes? Depending on the day/weather/my mood/the color of my shirt it varies between blues and greens and greys. I wish I was constantly crying so they could be green always. 

4) Do You Wear Glasses? Yeah and tbh people always ask me why I don’t wear contacts and like why the fuck would I? When I got glasses in the 10th grade (After 3 years of staring at a computer screen bc I got obsessed with writing and never wanted to leave the house I developed near-sightedness like a fuckin dope) I was hype af they somehow made my face look less round imo like honestly my glasses make me look older and less pudgy and I fuck with that shit. I, like my dawg Cody, also am getting new glasses in like a week or so (They’ll be in on the 11th and I’m reeeeady) and I got 2 pairs, one of which is the same rectangle shape I’ve always had and the other one is more fahionable and maybe I’ll like them??? I better bc they were expensive but they were literally buy one get one free so....... Idk they’re more round shaped I can’t wait to put new accessories on my face

5) Do You Have Braces? I never did and it’s funny I always had a fucked up dental situation ok my front 4 teeth on the top were shaped like |_|_/\_||_| it wasn’t a gap or anything my teeth were just angled like that??? Apparently there was a bone in my gum where it shouldn’t have been and it was keeping my teeth from growing right and so when I was like 8 they did a removal of all 4 teeth like - ya girl was in the third grade missing my 4 front teeth??????????? Embarrassing anyway they took out the teeth and when I went back a few months later to get the bone out there was literally no bone there? There was no explanation for it it just wasn’t there and my teeth grew back in perfect. My teeth aren’t perfect by any means like I have a severe overbite and my lower row has a small gap in the front and also I had a fuckin tooth that grew in the middle of the roof of my fucking mouth????????????????????????? Teeth are so weird anyway that tooth got taken out and I’m just here living with a semi-ok mouf now

6) What Is Your Fashion Sense? Whatever I feel like wearing when I get out of bed 15 mins before I’m supposed to be at work lmao whatever takes the least effort and still looks put together enough. There’s a lot of black and particularly black leggings bc they almost pass for dress pants which works for my job. Also a lot of camisoles paired with shawl/overshirt things idk what they’re called. And jean shorts whenever I’m not at work.

7) Do You Have Any Siblings? I have 4 step sibs and 3 sisters - my sister Candace is 28 and got married last year, we always argue about politics (we are on the same side but she is a realist and I’m a romantic) but we love each other even though she makes me cry from emotions and frustration. My step brother John is 27 and he’s always been a fuckin dickhead even when we were kids and they were just my neighbors and not my step sibs - yes my father is dating a woman who used to live across the street from us in the neighborhood I grew up in - He is v strong and has strong opinions, has a lot of tattoos and is a misogynist. My sister Jackie is 26 and is a human fucking landfill who I haven’t spoken directly to in 4 months bc she got mad at me when I showed concern about her boyfriend being abusive, then he did beat her ass and when I tried to talk to her about it she fuckin blocked me on Facebook. Oh yeah and she’s pregnant with his kid and won’t stop smoking cigars. Fucking landfill. My step sis Amanda is 23, always a good time even if she’s a super thot, she has 2 babies who I love more than anything and she lets men make a fool out of her more often than not. I love her. My step brother Chris is my fave step sib mainly bc he went from being an actual juvenile delinquent, arrested and then on parole at age 15 even, to being the first of his family to graduate high school on the same day as me, with a steady job and a wife and a baby and paying his own bills I’M SO PROUD OF HIM. My step sister Tory is 19 and she doesn’t have a real name she’s just Tory, is a bigger fuckin thot than Amanda literally this bitch is in the DM’s of every dude I know and I’m not shaming her like boo do whatever u wanna do but be better at it? Be a boss ass bitch and don’t let ppl make fun of u for being a human disaster?  My younger half-sister Dalaney (Literally, named after Dale Earnhardt thanks to my trash father lmao) is 11 and she lives with her mother in Minnesota. She comes to see us every summer and she is so fucking funny, she is a tomboy and she is a sassmaster just like the rest of us I love her sfm. 

8) What Kind Of Student Are You? I was an honors sudent, took AP classes and barely skirted by (But passed the final exams while my geek fuckin classmates sobbed bc they failed lmao) I graduated with a 4.89 so like, I was litty. I never studied bc why would i read the same thing twice? I also missed a day a week from 6th grade to graduation, bc I was “sick” but really I didn’t feel like going. My mom thought I was lactose intolerant bc I faked sick so much. One time Amanda and I let my mom drive us to school only to walk home (3 miles) and get stopped by a police officer 20 feet from my front door, he wanted to know why we weren’t at school and we lied and said we missed the bus but our moms were fine with us not going to school that day. That fuckin cop offered us a ride to school so we had no choice but to go to school after all that!!!! Then in senior year when my mom left me to live with Jackie I was literally missing 2-3 weeks at a time until the AP was like “If u miss 40 days of school this semester you will be considered a drop out” and I was like “Fuck” so I finished and graduated and never went to college because fuck the education system tbq fuckin h. 

9) What Are Your Favorite Subjects? Math, History, English, Human Geography. I loved learning, that was why I never wanted to be at school, everything was fucking boring but when I had the right teachers, in these subjects in particular, I actually wanted to be there. 

10) What Are Your Favorite TV Shows? I never watched TV until like the last year, I finally got a Netflix subscription and caught up on shit people have been raving about for years but I was completely late on - Shameless, Orange Is The New Black, American Horror Story, Bates Motel, How To Get Away With Murder, in particular. Otherwise I just watch sports. Literally the only reason I pay for cable is so I can watch sports. 

11) Favorite Books? BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH Scott WESTERFELD ANRD NEAL SHUSTERMAN. LIKE OK I’LL BE A HARRY POTTER STAN ALL MY LIFE. BUT. SCOTT WESTERFELD WROTE AN INGENIOUS SERIES ABOUT SOCIETAL STANDARDS OF BEAUTY (uglies/pretties/specials/extras) AND ALSO HIS VAMPIRE SERIES WHERE VAMPIRISM WAS TRANSMitted through sex and cats (peeps, the last days) WERE THE ONLY VAMPIRE BOOKS I EVER READ LMAOOOO. then, fucking neal. fucking neal shusterman changed my entire life for the better with a series about a future where the pro-life/prochoice battle turned into parents literally having the option of just, not dealing with their unruly teens anymore by having their body parts fucking dispersed to ppl who needed like new hearts, arms, etc (unwind/unwholly/unsouled/undivided) FUCKING ICONIC and also THE SERIES NEAL WROTE ABOUT KIDS WHO DIED AND WERE STUCK IN LIMBO BC THIS EVIL BITCH WOULDN’T LET THEM GO TO HEAVEN (everlost/everwild/everfound) GOD I LOVE BOOKS SO FUCKING MUCH OK. ALSO FOR MY NON-RELIGIOUS ASS EAST OF EDEN BY JOHN STEINBECK IS FUCKIN EVERYTHING. LIFE OF PI ALSO FUCK AND TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD BOOKS ARE GREAT.

12) Favorite Pastimes? If I’m not Netflix binging or watching sports or going to the movies with my friends or drinking with the one friend I have who I can drink with, I’m writing. I have literally 25 characters now I’m fucking trash but I love them all so much ok leave me alone. 

13) Any Regrets? Nah I think I’m the smartest most reasonable person on the planet so I think everything I do is right and not questionable at all lmao. 

14) What Is Your Dream Job? Huh. Hard to say. I’m doing something I love now, and my boss has been in the business for 20 years and his business pulls in 5 mil a year so like.......... I could stand to keep doing this for a long time. Honestly I’ve never had a direction in life so now that I found an occupation that I love I think this might be my dream job. 

15) Do You Want To Get Married? No lmao marriage is a patriarchal social construct and what’s the point? To legally be able to call someone mine? I don’t like people enough to want to spend my entire life with one. 

16) Do You Want To Have Kids? I never in my life want to give birth to a child. That shit is not for me. I have 5 nieces and nephews, a pregnant sister, and another sister who plans on having at least 2 someday. I don’t need no babies. I’ll be the cool vodka aunt who encourages my trash siblings’ kids to follow their hearts and encourages them to be gay if they’re feeling gay. I have always liked the idea of waiting until I’m like 40-45 and rich, and adopting a 10-12 y/o kid bc those kids never get adopted and I’ll just be the best parent to them. 

17) How Many Countries Have You Visited? I’ve never left the United States lmao. Fuck me right???????????????/

I have finished 3 bottles of beer/beer-like substance while writing this and the Rangers just fuckin lost go figure. I want @gingeronastick and @chrisarchers to do this and also whoever else feels like it ok ily babes