#he literally thinks she's the bees knees i hope u know

[immobiliter]

@coldjustness sent: “Chin up. We all knew the cost, do not look so glum.” - Neve to Varric

       Neve's curt voice cut through the low din of the Cobbled Swan, drawing Varric's gaze up to gratefully receive his drink, deposited in front of him on their table. Another dead-end. Another brick wall of disappointment. Chuckles was here in Minrathous — every single piece of intelligence was pointing right at it. But whoever was covering his tracks, whoever was helping him, had still yet to reveal themselves. The dwarf let out a low chuckle. “ You still confident you can get us that lead? ” He felt somewhat guilty for dropping such a case in her lap — after all, what kind of city detective expected to be told that an ancient elven god was let loose and potentially ready to do something as stupid as tearing open the Veil? That was something for the story books, not real life. Varric leaned back in his chair. “ When you've been trying to track Solas down for as long as Harding and I have... let's just say optimism is rather hard to come by. ”

[februaryberries]

the rest of my reaction to the rest of the episodes because i can’t be bothered to split them up

JIMS HOT CHOCOLATE JIMS MUG

she’s so cute im gonna cry

she’s so cute and they’re so like hdjshfjdbf

SHES SO SWEET

DONT HESITATE TO ASK ANY OTHER QUESTIONS YOU HAVE ABOUT LOVE INSPECTOR CONSTABLE

i feel so bad for nina :(

OH MY GOD HE JOURNALS

aziraphale fuckin writing in a journal kicking his legs like a teenage girl

aziraphale sweetie you’re so brainwashed

OH MY GOD HE MADE IT YELLOW

oooooo i love the bentley driving into the intro art that’s so cool

he’s so obsessed w the rain moment

im so obsessed w ziras diary it’s so funny

now zira that was petty and bad

zira NOOOOOO

oh poor zira he’s so sad

he’s so cute in his little detective costume

THE SKINNY LOWDOWN HES SO SOLLY

gimme the FACTS

well yeah mason hmmmm

im so worried about this girl i feel like this is going to end badly

they’re gonna die

i knew something would go wrong

rip those guys

NO SHE DIED??????? FUCK

he’s insane crowley insane

HES SO TINY

im small arent i

GIANR ROWLEY?????

where are you

GRINDR LMAO

the awning moment

ooooof

VERY CLOSED LOL

it’s always too late :((((

PH MY GOD IS HE IN THE HITCHHIKER

who is she

YOU DONT SEEM HIS TYPE ????? IM SORRY!?????

WHAT HAT WHAT I HEARD YOU AND CROWLEY WERE AN ITEM IM FUCKING SCREAMING

furfur WHO

OH MY GOS OH MY GOD OH MY GOD ITS LIKE I HOPED BUT I COULDNT LET MYSELF BELIEVE THEYD ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING SJFJSJCJJSKSZKJDJ OKAY WAIT OKAY IM NOT POSTING THIS UNTIL I FINISH IT NOW IN CASE IM WRONG LOL

Im sorry is it literally raining hearts when zira and crowley are sitting on the roof in the intro are u kidding me

NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY NOT US GETTING 1941 RIGHT AFTER THEY YOURE AN ITEM COMMENT ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME RN IM GONNA THROW UP

the music

who tf is that guy in the church how is he awake alive whatever

is he flirting is that flirting

oh thank you crowley is there anything i can do for you in return *bats eyelashes* LMAO

ooooo

SISSY TYPE

EW THAT TONGUE WAS SO UNNECESSARY

oh no not magic he’s so silly

nice exactly what nazis deserve

ZOMBIES????

no this poor old man also how did he not see them LMAO

That’s what …… f r i e n d s are for LMAOOOO

CROWLEYS OLD MAN IMPRESSION IS SO FUNNY

he’s so supportive look ziras so happy

SOMEONE YOU REALLY TRUST OH MY GOD

ZIRAS SO EXCITED AW oh rip the magic shop guy

im so scared for aziraphale oh god i don’t know if i can watch

he’s so baby

THE BEES KNEES

JIGGERY POKERY

OH NO MIRACLES BLOCKED OH FUCK

oh no

evidence envelope LMAO

im so nervous but i know it’s going to work H

he’s so whimsy

OH HE DID A MAGIC TRICK W THE PHOTO DIDNT HE

BRILLIANT AZIRAPHALE IF U DID WHAT I THINK U DID

Lmao get fucked nazis

YES ZIRA I KNEW IT

oh my god im gonna throw up

they’re so sweet

SHADES OF GREY

im so

CROWLEYS PET????

TJE BULLET HOLE STUCKERS THRE STICKERS

oh no are the demons gonna crash his night

HES GIVING AWAY BOOKS

NO WAY DAVID PUTTING ON THE FEZ I SEE YOU AS HE ALSO MENTIONED THE DR WHO BOOK ARE U KIDDING I FUCKIN SEE YOU

THE FEZ LMAOO

HER ARMOR LMAOOOO

this is so awkward lmao

OH FOFO FURFUR WHATEVER HIS MAME IS

Zira please stop speaking french

YOUVE BEEN TOGETHER LONG IM KILLING MTSELF IM THROWING UP

HES NOT MY BIT ON THE SIDE

other peoples love lives always seem more straightforward than our own AND HE WALKS AWAY HE DIDNT KNOW IM HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WAHHHH

Im losing my mind oh god the season finale is after this episode im going to throw up

WHAT IS THIS

SMITTEN IM SORRY ???

this isn’t going to end well

okay but the way they do the texts from Lindsey is so cool

my only friend

OH NO HES SO SAD

CROWLEY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

oh thank god

crowley OH ITS IN THE MATCHBOX

DO YOU WANT A HOT CHOCOLATE CROWLEY AWEWW IM GONNA DIE

Oh sweet girl

nobody would believe you anyway :( WAIT AND SEE LMAO

So beautiful

OH NO MAGGIE

A SEASMSTRESS

ZIRA U CANT FORCE PPL TO FEEL THINGS

he’s so worried :((( crowley

HES ASKING HIM TO DANCE ??????? IM SORRY ARE THEY GOING TO DANCE

jim :((( a

THE FUR COAT LMAO

TOSTE

oh rip the annoying guy LOL

i won’t leave you on your own maggie :(

BUT RESCUING ME MAKES HIM SO HAPPY????????? IM SORRY EXCUSE ME WHAT

YOU SAID BLAH BLAH BLAH

WHY IS CROWLEY GOING TO HEAVE THOUGH

LAST EPISODE IM GOING TO DIE

his little prance

MAGGIE NO

man that one demon can’t catch a break

HIS LITTLE HAPPY WALK LOL

crowleys emotional support angel

CROWLEY YOUR MEMORY

are gabriel and beelzebub going on dates these look like dates LMAO

SHE GAVE HIM THE FLY ????

WAIT ACTUALLY I DIDNT THINK I WAS RIGHT OH MY GOD

HES SUGGESTING ALPHA CENTURI FOR THEM AND ITS LIKE BUT THATS WHERE HE WAS GOING TO TAKE AZIRAPHALE

it’s a crime that gabriel and beelzebub are getting together before crowley and zira THEY DID IT FIRST

us time

he’s tidying up the shop :(((( and waiting for zira

im gonna throw up im gonna throw up oh no what is azira going to say what did matatrom say oh no

NO CROWLEY WAS ABOUT TO CONFESS IM GONNA THROW UP

oh no but he doesn’t want oh no

oh zira sweetie

NO IM GONNA THROW UP IM GONNA CRY

NO IM NO

im NO

THIS ISNT WHAT I MEANT WHEN I SAID MAKE THEM KISS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WTH YOU THIS ISNT WGAT I MEANT THIS ISNT WHAT I MEANT IM GONNA THROW UP WHAT DO TOU MEAN IM GONNA FUCKINGDYE IM SOBBING ZIRA NOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO ZIRA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ZIRA NOOOOOOOOO

WHAT THE FUCK THIS ISNT WHAT I MEANT

how am i ever ever ever ever supposed to recover from this the way they both wanted the other to come with them but zira is too brainwashed by heaven still and it’s heart breaking and the way crowley kisses him because he thinks he’s never gonna have the chance now the NO NIGHTINGALE GALES we could have ben US zira being so heartbroken by the kiss I FORGIVE YOU don’t bother what if i eat my entire laptop right now

The way he tenderly touches his lips afterwards is Gut Wrenching and then he’s about to say he thinks he’s made a mistake and then you see him pack those feelings away in a box and shove them deep down and what if i died right now

[loove-persevering]

Don’t Be A Hero (JJ Maybank x reader)

Description: hiii, i wanted to request an imagine or blrub with jj from outer banks? love the show can it be somthing like reader beeing a fucking badass and she (idk if u remember this scene whit the gold and the drug dealer and the gun and shit so) she is the one to go in the car to take the gun away from the drug dealer? 

I HOPE I DID YOUR IDEA JUSTICE ILY THANKS FOR SENDING THIS REQUEST IN!

WARNINGS: Violence, Weapons, Swearing.

  ‘’Holy Shit!’’ You yell as soon as you get in the car, ‘’Pinch me, I have to make sure this is real,’’ You say to JJ and he smiles his hand reaching over to you and actually pinching your arm, ‘’Not that hard!’’ You say swatting his hand away. 

‘‘You said to pinch you,’‘ JJ says shrugging his shoulders. 

‘‘Where are we going?’‘ Pope asks closing the van door and sliding into a seat next to Kie.

‘‘Resurrection Drive,’‘ Kie tells him. 

‘‘I’ve never heard of that,’‘ You chime in. 

‘‘Me either,’‘ Kie says looking at you her face also looking a little skeptical considering almost none of you had heard of the street and you had lived in the OBX your entire life. 

JJ puts his hands on your shoulders from behind you giving them a squeeze, ‘’Come on we’re about to be rich!’’ He says now shaking you. You laugh realizing you were probably just over thinking it anyway, you glance up at him turning around slightly and you could see the jitters echoing off of him. He seemed to happy, he glances down at you finally leaning down pressing a quick eager kiss on your lips before pulling away and wrapping his arms back around your shoulders holding you close. 

 You smile letting yourself breath for a minute, after all you had all been through it finally paid off and now it was time to quit literally get paid. You started to think to yourself about what you would do with your money, JJ and you had been dating for almost a year and a half now and even though that’s a pretty short period of time you both knew where you stood. You had both talked about the idea of getting your own place, somewhere that was not John B’s house. 

 All you would have to do would be stick it out until you both graduated and then make the big purchase, something nice and just for the two of you. ‘’Day dreaming?’’ You heard JJ whisper into your ear as the conversations went on around you. 

You glance up at him smiling and squeezing his forearm letting him know he was right. JJ’s influence was a great one, although he was a little spontaneous he brought out that side of you as well something that you had never really had the chance to explore before you met him. 

 A few minutes later the car was filled with silence as you watched the trees pass by through the back window of the van. ‘’So they keep money out here?’’ Pope finally ask, it was something you yourself had been questioning the further away you got from some of the local spots. 

‘‘That’s what she said,’‘ He says pausing, ‘‘That’s what she said,’‘ He says letting out a laugh, you raise your hand playfully hitting him on his arm.

‘‘Stop,’‘ Pope says his voice full of annoyance. 

‘‘I’ve never even heard of Resurrection Drive,’‘ Sarah says turning back to look at everyone from the passenger seat. 

‘‘Cause you’re rich,’‘ JJ points out. 

‘‘You’ve never heard of it either,’‘ Kie says calling him out and sara thanks her. ‘’There’s nothing but weeds back here,’’ Kie points out lowering her head to glance through the front window. 

‘‘It’s been just weeds for miles,’‘ You point out. 

‘‘All right just cause it’s just weeds doesn’t mean it’s like-’‘ JJ begins to speak but the sound of a cop siren stops him short. 

Everyone glances back now aware of the sudden cop car trailing behind, ‘’Cops’s out here?’’ You ask completely confused, there was barely anything out here. 

‘‘God! Are you kidding me?’’ JJ says panicking holding the gold in his hand. You raise your hand resting it on his arm trying to calm him down. 

‘‘Hey, calm down. We did nothing wrong.’’ You point out to him. 

‘‘Stash that,’‘ Pope says referring to the gold nugget. 

‘‘I hate cops,’‘ JJ says. 

‘‘Did you bring the gun?’‘ John B asks and for a second you felt a panic set in knowing that JJ had been bringing that thing everywhere lately. 

‘‘No. Okay?’‘ He says wrapping the gold in a piece of cloth. ‘‘Everybody told me to leave it back at the place.’‘ You felt yourself breath a sigh of relief knowing they couldn’t find anything contaminating at least, well besides the gold.

‘‘Thank God.’‘ Kiara says. ‘‘Please, everything else in your bag.’‘ She tells him. 

‘‘I am, I am alright?’‘ JJ says trying to hurry and put everything in his bag. 

‘‘How much weed do you have on you, bro?’‘ She asks noticing how panicked JJ was getting. You move slowly out of the way as Pope trys to assist JJ in putting the bag some place safe. 

‘‘He’s walking up.’‘ Pope tells JJ only making him more panicked. 

‘‘Guys!’‘ You say trying to get them to all calm down. ‘‘We all just need to chill the hell out and-’‘ You stop short when you heard the gun cock, you glance at the window noticing that the person who was not a cop had a gun aimed right at John B’s face. 

‘‘Why don’t I go ahead and see them hands in the air?’‘ The guy says. You look over to Kie noticing the panicked look on her face and you felt a lump in your throat knowing this could only end badly. ‘‘All yall’s hands in the air now!’‘ He yells now pointing the gun to the back seat causing you all to flinch and hold your hands up slowly. ‘‘You, out of the car! Let’s go!’‘ He says and John B slowly opens the door his hands still held up. 

 You all sat in the car scared to move as John B made his way around to the passenger side door. You were the closest to the door and you turn around waiting for the door to slide open so you could be the first to get out as quickly and smoothly as possible. ‘’Go On! Go on! Let’s get out of the car, Let’s go!’’ The guy says still screaming. When the door finally opens you made sure your hands were visibly raised and you push off the car allowing one foot to step out and then the other only looking at the man. You were scared to look anywhere else fearing he would shoot. ‘’There you go, pretty girl. Here we go! Get out of the car! Let’s hurry up!’’ He says aiming the gun directly at you. 

He keeps taunting you all with his words and you move backward slowly next to John B, JJ gets out of the car trying to talk him down letting him know we didn’t have money but that just causes the guy to yell more. 

‘‘All right! Just Relax!’‘ JJ yells at him slowly moving back.You could only hope JJ’s temper wouldn’t get the best of him in this situation. He had the tendency to not back down from a fight, but hopefully the gun showed him this time he didn’t have the upper hand.

‘‘Shut the hell up!’‘‘ He says moving closer to JJ the gun practically touching his chest. Pope walks over grabbing him by the shoulders trying to pull him back to make more of a distance between the two. ‘‘I will blow your damn head off!’‘ He says waving the gun right in JJ’s face. 

‘‘JJ,’‘ You call out to him letting him know you were there, ‘‘Just stop okay, listen for once alright?’‘ You call out not sure if you were being heard over the screaming voices. 

‘‘Lay down in the ditch! Lay down in the ditch!’‘ He kept repeating, you slowly cower to the ground as does everyone else ‘‘On your goddamn hands and knees! Down!’‘ He yells now walking down the line of you his gun pointed distinctly at everyones face. You glance down not wanting to make direct eye contact and your body lays flat on the ground your hands over your neck. You press your cheek against the leaves that had fallen and your knees were pressed into a wet portion of the grass. While your head was on the ground you noticed the car the guy had been driving was right there. 

When you glance back he had made his way back over to the car, ‘That’s all y’all gotta do.’’ He taunts before heading into the van. You notice JJ was closest to him and his body was practically stiff as a board, you knew he was pissed everyone was. JJ sometimes didn’t understand the line between scared and angry and when they crossed you were scared he was going to explode. 

‘‘It’s a setup guys,’‘ Kie points out, it all made sense now we never saw the boss of the pawn shop. You’d think six kids coming in with seven pounds of gold he’d want to see it for himself, let alone inspect it but he didn’t. 

‘‘That old bat shanked us,’‘ JJ says and you could hear the anger in his voice. ‘‘Fuck! Goddamn it’‘ He yells hitting the ground with his fist. 

You glance back at the car realizing the guy would be quick for an exit, it was six to one after all. But once he got the gold he’d have to carry it and having that and a gun in his hand would be a lot for him to hold. You slowly begin to push yourself up from the ground the leaves crunching under you, ‘No, no, no,’’ You hear Sara begin to say earning the attention of everyone else. 

Pope saw you before JJ did, ‘’Y/N don’t try and be a hero!’’ He yells and immediately you press your finger up to your lips telling them to be quiet. When JJ notices you he immediately tries to get up but Pope holds him down pressing his hand over his mouth. 

 ‘’Y/N,’’ Kie whispers loudly. ‘’You’re gonna get yourself killed!’’ She points out. As you walk backwards carefully watching the van you see JJ let out a shaken breath and he glances back to the van which let you know you were cut for time. You reach out for the car door opening it slowly and getting inside, you immediately reach for your wrist to unwrap the bandana you always had on. There was nothing else for you to use your best bet was to get him from behind. Once you finally get the bandana off you reach forward noticing your friends panicked looks from the front window and grabbing the keys from the ignition.  

 The familiar threatening voice made it aware he had found exactly what he intended to, ‘’All right, y’all stay just like that unless you want your brains blown out all over this road!’’ He yells. You immediately duck in the back seat scared he would see you were missing, ‘’Don’t move your goddamn heads, okay?’’ He yells. 

 You heard his hurried footsteps against the road probably eager to get away from all of you. You thought he saw you before getting in but he steps inside the car immediately laying the gun in the passenger seat and adjusting himself in his seat. You slowly make your way up from behind him making sure your bandana was positioned just right so you wouldn’t miss. Quickly you move pulling the bandana over his head and around his neck making your presence aware. His hand immediately shoots back hitting you in the face causing you to fall back and loosen your grip of the bandana around his throat, with the opportunity he turns around grabbing the gun with his opposite hand. You reach your hand out so now the gun was in front of both of you and he reached forward pulling your hair causing you to yell in pain. ‘’Bitch!’’ He yells. 

You pull the gun as hard as you can away from him and his hands were still reaching for you as you took your hand trying to find the door handle, your shaking hands made it hard but you finally found it pulling on it. You slide your body across the leather seats and fall out the car onto your back, he follows making his way out of the car this time his body over yours his foot makes contact with your ribs once before you groan in pain. After only a second JJ came up from behind him punching him in the gut but not hard enough because JJ gets a hard punch to the face knocking him down. Kie comes up behind him kneeing him in the stomach but he pushes her off she as well falls to the ground. You push your self up and as he was turned around you take the gun slamming it into his back and he falls to the ground sara only a foot away from him. 

‘‘I got the gold!’‘ You hear Pope yell. 

Sara takes the open car door slamming the guys body with it receptively, then Kie comes up now kicking him in his abdomen and then Pope knocking him against the car. 

‘’You son of a bitch!’’ Sara yells at him as his back laid against the car hunched over. John B reaches down pulling off the mans mask revealing his face. 

‘‘I know this piece of shit!’‘ JJ yells out. You grip the gun in your hand scared that he would make a sudden movement, ‘’’He’s a basehead.’’ JJ points out. 

‘‘Probably knows my brother,’‘ Sara says referring to Rafe.

‘‘He sells coke to my dad.’‘ JJ says his voice laced with disgust. 

‘‘Listen I could’ve hurt any single one of y’all,’‘ He begins to speak and JJ takes the gun from your hand forcefully slamming the end part of it into the baseheads face. 

 You instinctively go froward pulling on JJ’s shoulders to hold him back, ‘’JJ!’ You yell at him. You reach forward trying to grab the gun from him but he jerks away too blinded by anger at the moment. You glance down noticing the guy wheezing on the ground knocked over, JJ moves forward rummaging through the guys pockets and pulling out his wallet taking out his ID and throwing the car back to the ground. 

‘‘We got one last stop.’‘ JJ says pushing John B out of his way. He walks over heading to the car, ‘‘Let’s go see where this son of a bitch lives.’’ JJ says not taking a glance back. 

‘‘I’m gonna remember this shit!’‘ You hear the scream as you walk away in hot pursuit of JJ. You reach up wiping the wet liquid that you quickly found out was blood from your face where you had been hit. ‘’You can’t hide from me!’’ He yells. You quickly make your way into the passenger seat of the car wincing as you sat down holding your hand to your side. 

‘‘JJ don’t be fucking stupid.’‘ You yell at him, the rest had already gotten into the back of the van and JJ takes off down the road and you felt your back press against the seat from how quickly he took off.

‘‘Me? Stupid?’‘ He yells out. ‘‘What the hell was that back there?’‘ He yells looking at you. 

‘‘I was the closest to the car, we would’ve lost the gold.’‘ You plead to him, ‘‘Slow the hell down!’‘ You yell at him realizing you had made it a distance away from only the few seconds you had been driving. 

‘‘I’m the reckless one right?’‘ He says looking to you, ‘‘I’m getting even, he tries to steal from us, we shall stealeth from ye’‘ He says. 

‘‘What the hell do you mean JJ?’‘ You ask him. Everyone else giving their input as well. 

‘‘I mean exactly what I said.’‘ He says. 

‘‘You’re going to steal from a drug dealer? Do you know how stupid that is?’’ You yell at him. ‘‘Pull the damn car over!’‘ You yell at him realizing screaming at each other was not the condition to drive in. ‘‘Pull over JJ,’‘ You yell again and he finally swerves over and you can hear the groans from the back of the car. 

He eventually does come to a stop, ‘’Out of the car now,’’ You tell him. He looks to you and lets out a deep breath reaching for the door handle and stepping out of the car. ‘’We’ll be just a minute.’’ You tell the rest following JJ out the car. ‘’Are you out of your damn mind?’’ You ask him. ‘’You think you’re just gonna walk in there and steal from the guy? He’s a drug dealer-’’ 

‘‘I know what he is Y/N!’‘ He yells. ‘‘I know what he is.’‘ He says sounding frustrated pulling at the hair on his head. ‘‘It’s an eye for an eye Y/N,’‘ He says as if it was that simple. 

‘‘You think that he won’t come for you? You think he’s just gonna let it go?’’ You yell waving your hands back toward the area where you were held at gun point, ‘‘He just held us at gun point for having gold, what happened when you take money that’s his?’‘ You ask him, JJ tries to walk back to the car but you step in front of him, ‘‘Tell me JJ what happened when he comes for us?’‘ You ask him sternly. 

‘‘If you don’t want to come then don’t,’‘ JJ says to you. ‘‘I’m not scared of him,’‘ He tells you. 

‘‘You damn well should be!’‘ You yell at him. 

‘‘Then don’t come,’‘ JJ says. ‘‘If you’re scared don’t come,’‘ He tells you. ‘‘Some of us need this money Y/N.’‘ He tells you knowing he was referring to his restitution. 

‘‘Fine!’‘ You say ‘‘I won’t come then!’‘

‘‘Just like that?’‘ He asks, his voice sounded different now. ‘‘You’re done just like that?’’ He asks you. 

‘‘You’re putting lives in jeopardy JJ, not only your own you need to realize that.’‘ You tell him. 

He watched you for a second not really saying anything, ‘’I’ll call your mom tell her to pick you up.’’ He tells you making his way back to the car. You watch wanting nothing more for him to turn around and let you know you were right, but he didn’t. He just steps back into the drivers seat of the car and starts up the engine, you see Kie and Pope glancing at you from the back window of the van both with worried and confused looks upon their face. The car takes off more steadily this time but in the process leaves you behind. 

___________

THIS GOT INTENSEEEEE WHEEEWIE, 

I would really like to write a part 2 let me know if you’d like to see that! 

Thanks for reading as always:)

I didn’t proof read oops. 

[ughgclden]

hey bee:) congrats on 700 bestie !!! u deserve it so so much<3 may i ask for a 🧸 (male dps or marauders) and a🕊 pls :3

here's a bit about me: my pronouns are she/her, i have green eyes and brown long/medium-lenght curly hair. im a enfj-t/infj-t. i love to make ppl laugh, im a bit stubborn sometimes, i always try to be funny and love being creative. my fav hobbies are drawing, painting, playing video games, singing, dancing, writing and playing electric guitar. my fav aesthetics are cottage core and light/dark academia

thank u sm, ily ur so sweet 🥺

hi! thank u sm lovely 🥺 of course! you're the absolute sweetest ilysm <3

🕊 - "i sleep. i dream. i make up things that i would never say. i say them very quietly." - richard siken

for your pairings;

dead poets society - i'd pair you with..

neil would adore you! he'd think your aesthetic is so cute and would never hesitate to compliment it - your dark academia moments work quite well with his style in his eyes.

he's a sucker for your eyes; any time the light hits them he can't help but just stare into them, mesmerised by how beautiful the colour is - he comments that they go perfectly with his green jumper (which is more of a way to convince you to borrow it than anything).

this boy would beg you to play guitar for him - literally, he'd get down on his knees and plead if he had to. if you play a song he knows he'll often sing along with you. your voices go quite well together. neil would also take any opportunity to watch you draw, paint or write - he can't believe that one person can be so talented and is always amazed by any piece of art you present him with, never failing to shower you in compliments and kisses.

neil thinks you're the funniest person he knows (but don't tell charlie he said that.) he loves how eager you are to make people laugh and will watch you with an amused smile.

neil loves playing with your hair. any time you're lying in his dorm with him, there's a large chance his hand is in your hair, playing around with the strands. he tries to braid it sometimes - they're a little messy and loose, but the proud look on his face convinces you to leave them in a little longer.

you both love having video game competitions - you both get extremely into it, and neil is so competitive it's crazy. any time he loses he claims that 'he let you win'.

the other poets love you; you get on especially well with charlie. they love how much happier you make neil and how he seems to brighten up any time that you're around.

gives you constant random nicknames that change from day to day. he just likes to experiment and never sticks with one pet name for too long.

loves it when you come along to his shows and plays, especially when you sit in the front row. he talks about you a lot to his cast-mates, and excitedly points you out to them when you're in the crowd.

marauders - i'd pair you with..

you and remus would go perfectly together! sirius always comments that you're made for each other - your personalities just click.

remus thinks you're stunning and reminds you of that fact every day, trying to find different yet cute ways to compliment you and show you he cares. remus is the king of little gestures, and likes to remember the small things. he'll sometimes put your favourite songs on, just to see you dance around and sing.

he adores your creative side! anything you write, remus can't get enough of and will beg you to show him anything new you've come up with. this is the same with your drawings and paintings - he actually hangs some of your sketches up in his dorm he loves them that much.

both of you can be a little stubborn from time to time, which may lead to some falling outs but these never last long - you love each other too much to stay mad.

after a particularly rough full moon, he'd ask you to play him some songs on the guitar. it calms him down and makes the healing process a little bit easier for him.

he tries to draw you a few times - he isn't the best artist, but he can do decent sketches and his effort is cute.

because of your cottagecore side, remus takes you on picnics quite often. he and the other marauders will steal some food from the kitchens for you, making sure they're all your favourite foods, and he'll find the prettiest spot he can.

constantly tucks your hair behind your ear if it falls into your face

i hope these were okay! thanks sm for sending something in bestie <3

[babysizedfics]

For the ask game, what's people's favourite memory? -T

*sweats because thid is so much more serious than i was expecting* aha okay

edit: oh wow this got long shshhdhdh

vee

during the first few weeks of living at the lightsides house, he was shy around roman and logan and hid in his room a lot, so patton asked if he might like to get some fresh air and help him do some gardening. it was autumn, they raked leaves and pruned pumpkins and picked last of the last harvest of berries and patton was constantly cracking jokes and being kind and gentle and explaining to vee what he had to do to help when he didnt understand something.

it was the first time vee felt like he was really being given the care he needed in pattons patience with him and the fact that patton was constantly smiling and clearly happy to be with vee made him feel much more secure as a part of the household

roman

probably a few years after finishing high school before vee lived with him, he got the starring role in a community theatre play and on the closing night both pat and lo came to see him perform then the cast had a massive party that roman invited patton and logan and his best friend seraphine to - he had a ton of fun with his friends, patton was so proud of him, and he got to see logan get tipsy and dance so its just a really funny energized memory for him

but if u wanted his fave family memory then probably one of his and vees sleepovers where bee got to wear a skirt in front of roman voluntarily for the first time, roman talked about writers block and it was instantly solved when vee just listened and didnt say anything, and later they ended up wheezing with silent laughter so hard that roman had to literally carry a squeaking cackling vee into the closet because she couldnt stop laughing and they didnt want to wake the CGs up in the next room

patton

this is the HARDEST i dont know if i can decide... so im doing one for each of his family

his favorite vee memory is probably a couple weeks into being vee's cg, it was the first time vee got in a giggly mood with him and kept babbling and bouncing and giggling and patton found it so deightful to see vee so happy from being little

his favorite logan memory is definitely the first night they confessed their feelings because they just eneded up kissing and cuddling and talking for hours

favorite roman memory..... maybe their shopping trip that only happened a few weeks ago - because for the first half of it roman was little (for the first time outside of the house) and so cute and excited bc patton was buying him a new stuffie, but in the second half of the trip roman was grownup and they hung out like adult friends for the first time in months and it was just a really nice day to remind them that yeah sometimes theyre daddy and son but theyre also sometimes just great grownup friends

logan

this one is a lil unexoected, but logans fave memory is the night he realised he liked patton romanticaly. it was actually about two or three years ago, somewhere between 1,5 and 2,5 years before they got together. you would think logan would panic and feel insecure about such vulnerable feelings

but on that night he realised that the way his eyes lingered on pattons fluttering eyelashes when he looked doen to sip his tea, and they way his cheeks suddenly felt hot when patton laughed big and chesty, and the way he felt his heartrate pick up the moment patton patted his knee softly before getting up to go to his room

and as soon as he was alone and realised what he felt for patton he just paused... then smiled so big and couldnt sleep that night bc he was practically giddy

its a strange one bc the memory is maknly of him being alone and reflecting on his feelings, but he just felt such immensely giddy and flustered and happy and hopeful, it really changed his attitude in general since he started to notice the little things everyday like he consciously acknowledged his feelings more. like noticing just how much he loves when pattons eyes crinkle when he smiles and acknowledging that consciously. and from that he in general started to notice more things about his loved ones like the way romans eyes light up when he was praised and the fact that vee tended to knock on his door quietly to hang out and clearly found logans presence comforting - idk it just generaly made him more sappy once he acknowledged his feelings for patton

janus

honestly, that day when vee still lived with him and janus and the three of them gave each other stick n poke tattoos - at that point it was only a year before vee ran away from home and he was so secluded, he never left his room and hardly ever spoke to janus and especially not remus. it was for the best because remus was just not great with vee he was way too loud and obnoxious and lowkey mean and janus thought vee was just going thru a natural teen thing of not wanting to talk to their parental figure.

but the day they did those tattoos was genuinely one of the very rare times (as in like u can count them on two hands) that they all actually got along and had fun together - there were some unsavoury comments from remus and vee did end up slightly anxious at one point but in general it was a fun day

and honestly... when janus was giving vee the tatto, it was the first time they had touched each other in literal months maybe even years. physical touch is a massive thing for both janus and vee but they werent comfy enough to ask or seek it out when they lived together and their relationship auffered bc of that - thats why bby vee and nana jan are constsntly cuddling - but this time janus got to hold vee and even tickle him teasingly at one point. it was subtle and dodnt last long and it was a lil awkward bc they hadnt touched in ages but to janus it just meant a lot to him that he got to look after vee like that, even if he didnt realise thats why he enjoyed it at the time

[lost-kinn]

so your tags on this post: post/183013875752/hey-i-absolutely-100-agree-with-the-idea-that I know this is pretty old but if you might still be willing to expand on how the infection is tied to the Pale King's idea of knighthood that would be cool?? or direct me to where you did if I missed it? thank you!!

oh!!! thank u for asking!! no i don’t think that i ever didwrite that meta, mostly because it’s a Very Big Meta and even when i tried to write it in response to this ask, i wasn’t able to because it was Too Big. haha. but i did my best here, so i hope this answers your question, mostly.

the original tag was “i have other thoughts on how theinfection works but that banks on a weird theory of the radiance specificallytelling the pale king fuck you and fuck your cultural concept of knighthood”which is—technically right, but rephrased now that i’m expanding on itproperly, it goes more like:

The Radiance’s infection is a method of controlling the waysthat people think in the same way that the Pale King seems to beobsessed with controlling the ways that people think. The Pale King primarilyruled through propaganda and manufacturing ways of thinking among thepopulace, which then accordingly influenced the way his citizenship behaved ina way that benefitted him and his rule over them.

Knighthood is the most obvious example in the game of theways that the Pale King wanted to control the ways that people thought in orderto control the way that people behaved by extension—literally, if a knightbelieves they have to die for a cause, then this makes them much more amenableto the Pale King’s agenda as a ruler than if the Pale King had to manuallyforce the knight to do as he wanted.

In the same way, the Radiance’s infection quite literallychanges the way that the Pale King’s citizenry think in her attempt to reclaimthe people that the Pale King stole from her using his very own methods.

(Slightly more expanded train of logic under the cut.)

1) All governance/rule requires a) “consent of the governed”and b) physical force to enforce that rule. The population has to agree to havesomeone rule over them, and demonstrates their agreement with theircooperation. (Without sufficient consent, governments require physical force tostay in power.)

2) Consent can be manufactured. Despite the fact thatconsent is supposed to be something that one gives freely of their own accord, consentcan also be created through propaganda, cultural norms, education andeducational institutions (Yes I Am Salty Why Do You Ask), religion (see: TheRadiance’s Whole Deal, the entirety of the Godmaster/Grimm Troupe DLCs),“reformation programs,” therapy, medicalization of undesirable behaviors, andother methods of modifying the way that people think.

3) Real “power,” in Hollow Knight, lies less in thephysical force to enforce a rule and more in one’s ability to manufactureconsent and modify the way people think. Taken another way, you can forcesomeone to behave in a certain way through force, but if you modify the waythey think, then they’ll behave in those ways of their own “free will.” Inother words, real “power” lies in one’s ability to modify the way that peoplethink, and accordingly then how they act.

4) The Pale King is an absolute fucking pro at manufacturingconsent, and stole the Radiance’s followers from her via this exact method (promisingsomething that the moths wanted in exchange for them ditching the Radiance andjoining his kingdom). Exhibit A is Hallownest, which is practically anabandoned laboratory of the tools he used to manufacture consent. Most of thePale King’s “depiction” over the course of the game are abandoned propaganda(King’s Idols, the wishing well, the mystique of the White Palace) he used toencourage people to revere him, adore him, and otherwise “willingly” hand overtheir free will to him (e.g. those court dudes in the White Palace who donothing but bow to the player when they pass). Exhibit B is the fact that manyof Hallownest’s survivors still seem to think the Pale King is the bee’s knees,despite never having ever seen the guy in person and the fact that he seems tohave left everyone in Hallownest to die.

5) Knighthood, as an entire cultural concept that seems tounderpin a lot of Hallownest, is: “A knight defends and even dies for the sakeof someone else, and the knight says thank you for it.” Which is fucking bonkersfor yonkers when you think about it. From this standpoint, all knights actupon their own free will, but their “free will” has been specificallyconstructed through manufactured consent—they are being “controlled” from theinside. That is to say, in Hollow Knight as a game and story, allknights are hollow, and even actively aspire to hollow themselves out to betterchannel their lord’s will (The Hollow Knight being The prime example of this, in that the Pale King took this entire line of thought of manufactured consent and tried to make it very literal with a Science Child that was completely empty so that he could fill it with his will and his will alone).

6) Knighthood as a manifestation of manufactured consent isbad because it leads to whack shit like The Hollow Knight, and other knightfigures, who still continue to think (and accordingly behave) in the ways thatthe Pale King taught them to, even though Hallownest has fallen. This goes upto and including several instances of knights passively or actively harmingthemselves for causes that no longer exist (e.g. Ogrim, Hive Knight, The HollowKnight, Quirrel, etc).

7)  The Radiance’sinfection is a very literal, manual version of “manufactured consent”(literally, the infection is inside their minds and bodies and make Hallownest’sold citizens behave in a way that benefit the Radiance, and not the Pale King).The warfare between the Pale King and the Radiance throughout the course of HollowKnight is a war for not just physical land and real estate, but the mentalreal estate of the citizens that live in that land. She’s using the samemethods that the Pale King used, but more physically manifested via the literalbody horror of people having their bodies ruined and minds broken. Again,that’s what the Pale King was doing, really, but the Radiance’s version ifgrosser, more aggressive, more overt, and also her version is literally hermethod of taking back her own land from the Pale King who stole it from her viamanufactured consent in the first place. AKA, “@ The Pale King: Fuck you andFuck your cultural concept of knighthood.”

UHHHHH that was the very fast version!!! I tried to write the entire thing out in an official meta and it didn’t work!!! It kept expanding and I was getting into the 6k mark and I was rapidly realizing that trying to write about this particular topic would lead me to talk about Godmaster, the Grimm Troupe DLC, Mr Mushroom, Unn, basically any other depiction of gods, the moss prophet, the seer, Dryya, Ogrim–literally any knight figure you can think of–for god’s sake, there’s an entire novel to be written about the Hunter as a rejection of all of these ideas and embracing nihilism over a false pursuit of glory and everlasting legacy.

I hope this extremely fast version made sense. I can try and finish the longer version if you’d like, but I know you’ve been waiting for a while for a response already, haha.

[starry-bi-sky]

Malevolent Au

It’s not complete, but on the Felinette Discord we made an au based off the song ‘Queen of Mean’!

@unmaskedagain idk if this’ll help you get ideas, since I found your fic after I made the au, but I hope you like it anyways!

Me - Black, Bee - Orange, Lefty - Blue

Okay but guys

A modified version of ‘Queen Of Mean’ as an akumanette

Idk if this has a bittersweet ending or a bad ending but either way it’s salty and not ending in the class’s favor

Her akuma item would probably be her ribbons because I don’t want that for tikki

I’m thinking that Akumanette has an outfit that looks like a suit but there’s a skirt-tail type thing that ends at her ankles. Idk how to explain it other than it’s fancy but practical

It’s black and red

There’s black paint on her face that serves as the mask and she has her hair in a braided ponytail and she has a circlet with black framing and a red gem in the center

She’s terrifying and one of the more fashionable akumas

I don’t have the story fully fleshed out but smth happens that Lila blames Marinette for and Alya, when she’s yelling at Marinette, calls her the ‘Queen of Mean’ and Marinette, tired of literally everything just says ‘if that’s what you think, then fine’ in this really cold tone before storming off

Maybe she goes to the theater room or something, she just goes to an empty classroom to rant

She’s too exhausted to fight back the akuma and maybe Tiki says ‘you deserve a break, it’s not healthy to keep all these emotions bottled up, I know you won’t do anything bad’ but just to be safe Marinette takes out the earring before the akuma gets close so it possesses the ribbons instead

Akumanette (who I will be calling Malevolent for the time being) manages to get CN’s ring and the other miraculi too, but instead of going to Hawkmoth she goes to her room to hide them before going on the hunt for Hawkmoth because she needs his miraculous too

I have no doubt that she toys with them, picking them off one by one

Then gets Hawkmoth in a big spectacular moment

Or maybe she's made copies of the miraculous for cosplay and goes to meet him with those, the old switcheroo and she takes him out while hes distracted

Could be interesting if, as part of her power, she could corrupt the miraculouses and give them to the people who upset/offended her. But instead of giving them powers, they were warped to instead punish the wearer in a way that fits the miraculous's original intent. Kinda a reversal on the way she gave out the miraculouses and granted powers before. Like, the Black Cat Miraculous, it causes the person to relive their most painful memories as the element of destruction, and the fox one forces the wearer to tell the truth no matter what, or traps them in an illusion or something.

And maybe how she goes to a new school. And meeting the others was maybe when shes revealed as the akuma she claims shes had enough of her classmates shit and exposes what they did to her live on tv and her parents transfer her because of all the stress they put her under. She's never become an akuma before. And just because of one lying little brat, their daughter has become one of the strongest akumas they've ever seen

And she gives the miraculi back to Fu apologizing out her butt for everything...but he just lets her keep the earrings, fearing that something grander may be at scale...but he refuses to give the ring back to Adrien because had he been by Mari's side, they wouldve been able to prevent the akuma and help Mari over come Lie-la.

And now Fu chooses a new Black Cat for Mari....

I would assume that the peacock is still lost....maybe Adri could find it amd becomes determined to get both his ring and. "His" lady back from that Fake Cat

And maybe before the ring gets taken Adrien has no idea who the akuma is because Marinette returns to class all normal if just closed off and even after he doesn’t know until it’s revealed to everyone. The whole of Paris is wondering where tf LB is everyone Malevolent shows her face

Or she could claim that she took the earrings before Ladybug even had a chance~

So the whole of Paris is rightly terrified

And the QK kids are slightly cautious but they see the nerd trip and get flustered then they just decide that she's totally fine to hang out with

Ooh why would they be cautious?

The QK would totally be the ones to find out Marinette’s the akuma first and they’re all really concerned for their friend because she’s been an akuma for MONTHS now and what happened that made her such a powerful akuma?

But if she just transformed back and went to the new school, wouldnt u be cautious too

Like

ThTS THE GIRL WHO BROUGHT PARIS TO ITS KNEES TO BEG FOR MERCY

and she chose mercy

Imagine...what it would take to bring her, the strongest akuma to kill all of Paris

(I should probably point out that I’m still going off the idea that Marinette is still Malevolent when she goes to her new school, feel free to ask for clarification if you’re still confused)

“Be wary of the quiet ones, the sweet ones, the kind ones, because they’re the ones with the saddest smiles, the darkest pasts. They’re the ones you watch out, for even demons run when good men go to war.”

Hawkmoth, once he realizes that Malevolent is on the prowl for him, tries to call back the akuma, but because of Marinette’s sheer stubborn will power and the help of Nooroo he can’t do it

So he’s basically useless as Malevolent numbers his days as a super villain

Maybe Malevolent only comes out at night. She has less chance of being seen, less chance of being caught

Except that just makes her 10x more terrifying because in the daylight she’s scary enough as it is, but at night the shadows highlight only half of her face and it makes her harder to see

Maybe Malevolent decides to torment her classmates first before picking off the heroes, so perhaps by the time she’s at her new school and prowling at night she’s picking off the heroes one by one

Maybe she does it slowly instead of night by night

And like the first half is her taking the heroes and Hawk down while the other half if her recovering and learning about the new villain and her new allies

She fucking stalks her classmates, planting incriminating evidence. Maybe for Lie-la she records the girl bragging about her lies and how much shes dragged Mari through the mud while shes at home, then the next morning a video is released on the Ladyblog....

The class is rightly scared out of their pants because there’s an akuma after them but they don’t know who and she hasn’t been caught yet

LB is gone and Malevolent, even in the daylight, is hard to see so other than the major bad luck and her first debut there’s almost no trace of her

Her debut was video taped so Paris knows that there’s an akuma on the loose but she’s so quiet that it leaves everyone on edge

Maybe while Malevolent is hunting Hawkmoth she stops other villains like low level (and high profile) criminals and outs corrupt politicians and the likes

And they've obviously taken poor Mari because Mari could never get akumatized! Shes too good!

Oooh!! Going back on the ‘Mari can change out of villain form’ maybe the only proof she’s Malevolent in her civilian form is that her ribbons are a darker red than they should

And poor Mari makes herself smaller and scared hah, as if. These idiots dont know whats gonna hit them.... she looks...terrified~

Her parents try and reassure her that the akuma will be caught and Mari feels bad for tricking them but at the same time she’s still angry so that anger outweighs the guilt

Marinette is paler than she was before akumatization and maybe her eyes are a bit more dull

Or perhaps just a smidge too bright

It’s not noticeable, but there’s just something.. off about her eyes

They look... almost brighter than they should be

Maybe too attentive

Too... analytical

But then the look is gone and perhaps you were just imagining it?

That seems likely

The QK, when they first meet Marinette, adopt her immediately because she’s so pale and small and she looks so tired

And at first Marinette is wary but after Claude trips and falls flat on his face trying to cheer her up she warms up to them

Then one day someone gets a clear full body shot of Malevolent and while QK are looking at it Marinette approaches them and they start noticing... similarities

Like how her ribbons are the same color as her circlet, or how her eyes hold the same wary attentiveness and are the same bright blue

And maybe they try to deny it

But it’s all there

I’m still trying to figure out how Marinette reveals herself as Malevolent

Perhaps a rude encounter with her classmates? Maybe someone tries attacking her friends (Hawkmoth has resorted to using the peacock miraculous at the point maybe) and she saves them??

When she transforms her ribbons wrap around her in a whirlwind

That’s all we got!! Maybe it’ll be continued on, maybe it won’t, but it was super fun to think up!

[shikai-the-storyteller]

*HEAVY BREATHING* CYBERVERSE S2 EPISODE 11  AND 12  WATCH

I GOT SPOILED BY THE THUMBNAIL, I THINK MY BOY SKYFIRE IS FINALLY GOING TO SHOW UP!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“This Seeker Seeker” Wheeljack you DORK

Teletron X: We are under attack! :D

IM LOSING IT, OPTIMUS SAID “STARSCREAM” IN THE SAME ANNOYED / HARASSED TONE THAT MEGATRON ALWAYS USES WHEN HE SAYS “STARSCREAM”, THAT”S KILLING ME

LMAO MEGATRON LITERALLY YELLS “STARSCREAM” IN THE NEXT SCENE, MAN I LOVE THIS SHOW

JETFIRE!!!!!!

HES FRICKIN BRITISH

I MEAN HE’S NOT BRITISH-BRITISH, BUT HE”S LIKE A KNIGHT DORK

THE JETFIRE AND SIRFETCH’D REVEAL HAPPENED IN THE SAME WEEK...AND THEY’RE BOTH DORKY KNIGHTS... *illuminati symbols while X-files theme plays*

 SKYBITE?!?

IM GLAD THE INTRO IS PLAYING RN SO I HAVE A MINUTE TO COMPOSE MYSELF

DORKY KNIGHT JETFIRE...I DONT KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THIS

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SWEET NERDY SCIENTIST BOY

Hot Rod: Oh no, not him! I thought he died in that supernova! I love how casually Hot Rod says “aw man, not this dude, he’s so annoying :( I really thought he was dead :((((” lmao

OH OK SKYBITE IS A FRICKIN SHARKTICON, THAT’S WHY I KNEW HIS NAME

Gosh I really hope Starscream and Jetfire were old friends in the Cyberverse universe now because I want to know how the hell Starscream put up with him Talking Like That

lmao I love Grimlock’s commentary 

Jetfire: Who landed this thing? Hot Rod? Me: *nearly squirts water out of my nose because that unexpectedly made me laugh* ALSO HEARING OPTIMUS LAUGH AT THAT WAS SWEET....I DON’T THINK I’VE HEARD HIM LAUGH BEFORE....:’)

lmao I love that Jetfire reuniting with the Autobots was so casual meanwhile Skybite frickin plowed into Megatron and Megatron’s just like “YO Skybite!!!”

IT’S SO CUTE HEARING MEGATRON LAUGH NON-MALICIOUSLY TOO, THANK YOU CYBERVERSE

SWEET GENTLE-LOOKING BOY......

I love how when I first saw an image of Jetfire I was like “SWEET BOY??? SWEET BOY??? NICE KIND BOY???” but the second he opened his mouth I was like “NO”

Not that I’m saying I don’t like Jetfire, it’s just that I got frickin whiplash from the expectation vs. reality thing, lmao. He’s still a dork, just not the kind of dork I was expecting. Not really my thing, but I’m interested in seeing how they take his character regardless. Who knows! I’ll keep an open mind, even if this character trope isn’t one I’m typically interested in.

OH SHOOT HE JUST BIT JETFIRE’S WING, BRO U GOOD?????

THUNDERCRACKER!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

“Jetfire, my old friend” AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I KNOW THERE’S ABSOLUTELY NO WAY THIS WILL GO HOW I EXPECT IT TO GO BUT THAT STILL GOT ME FEELIN SO TENDER

Jetfire: Our friendship ended long ago, Starscream Starscream, slowly retracting his hand and turning his back: No matter Me, bawling my eyes out: HE WENT DOWN ON ONE KNEE AND OFFERED YOU HIS HAND JETFIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE HE’D DO THAT FOR!!!!!!!!!

JETFIRE YOU’RE SUCH A MORON

Starscream: My old friend! Jetfire: I don’t want to play with you! Starscream: No wait look, I’ve got a cool toy that’ll help you beat up your new boyfri---I mean, enemy Jetfire: OH????

Starscream what are you playing at. I mean obviously it’s nothing good but

OH SHOOT THEY TOOK OUT EACH OTHER’S TEAM LEADERS

Megatron goes from surprised to concerned in .2 seconds and BOY DOES THAT SURE KILL ME

AND THE WAY HE SAYS “OPTIMUS”, WAILS!!!!!!

Also I can’t believe they can casually call each other up like this, like it’s no big deal. Idiot ex boyfriends who never got around to deleting each other’s numbers, smh

OH MY GOSH IS THAT THE ARENA!!!!!!!!!!!! OK I KNOW THAT’S NOT KAON’S ARENA BUT AHHHHHH

Man the Allspark upgrade is a great narrative way for Cyberverse to get around Hasbro’s “Hey we need a new dorky armor design for this character so we can make new toys of them” requests

OH NO MEGATRON AND OPTIMUS

oh pfft they’re fine, it’s Jetfire and Skybite who fell

OH NO JETFIRE

lmao get rekt Skybite

OPTIMUS NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man for half a second I seriously thought Megatron was going to reach out and grab him, that would’ve been awesome

LMAO JETFIRE DOESN’T EVEN TURN AROUND TO CHECK TO SEE IF OPTIMUS IS OK, THANKS A LOT JETFIRE

JETFIRE GO HELP OPTIMUS YOU BIG LOSER

OK THANK GOODNESS JEEZ, IT’S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE HELPS THIS OLD MAN UP

ok but for real Starscream, did you power these two dudes up just so they’d kill each other or did you have some other motivation

OH SHOOT EPISODE 12 IS UP TOO??? ALRIGHT HERE WE GO: EPISODE 12

Starscream’s up to no good, as usual

Starscream: *obviously doing something shady, up to no good, grinning that grin of his* Me, fondly: That’s my boy

I love that Acid Storm is the tech person of the group, that’s so fun

also this episode title ‘’I Am The Allspark’’ has me so worried

OHHHH STARSCREAM BUDDY THAT DOESN’T SEEM SMART but dang if that doesn’t look cool

Starscream: Now I have the power to return everyone to the Allspark! Beginning with YOU! Seekers: *act genuinely surprised as though Starscream hasn’t been talking about killing everyone since day one* LIKE, DO YOU GUYS ACTUALLY ONLY SHARE ONE BRAINCELL, HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY BE A SURPRISE TO YOU

I’m still betting on Slipstream popping up and screwing up his plan since she’s part of the Allspark now too

Aw Jetfire’s part of the team now

BUT WHERE IS ARCEE

MEGATRON!!!!!!!!

“Optimus Prime...always one step ahead. Makes it easier to shoot you in the back!” Gosh I love Megatron, what a dork

YEAH GUYS YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS, PLEASE FOCUS

THAT’S SUCH A GOOD LOOK!!!!!

*goes absolutely nuts every time Megatron and Optimus work together / do anything in synch*

KICK HIS BUTT WINDBLADE oh shoot JETFIRE WENT UP THERE TOO LMAO

I’d love to see Jetfire and Windblade become friends just so they can complain about Starscream together

Case in point

Oh shoot this ain’t looking good gang

 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS THE MEGATRON AND STARSCREAM INTERACTION I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR ALL SEADSON

That legitimately scared me for half a second HE ZOOMED UP IN HIS FACE SO FAST, I LOVE IT

GOSH I love the expressions in Cyberverse, Starscream went from “blind fury” to “oh you poor pathetic mortal” in 2 seconds and it’s delicious.

“You’re welcome” OH SNAP

I LEGITIMATELY KEEP HAVING TO PAUSE AND REMIND MYSELF TO BREATHE, AHHHHHHHHHHHH THEY’RE BOTH SO AWFUL, THIS IS SUCH GREAT DIALOGUE

“Why should I? You’re Starscream. You always have failed, and you always will” HOLY HECK THAT’S BELOW THE BELT MEGATRON!!!!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile Shadow Striker’s in the background like “BRO STFU, YOU’RE DUMB MOUTH IS GOING TO GET US ALL KILLED”

COME ON CHEETOR, KEEP IT TOGETHER

Man Starscream’s got such a massive inferiority complex (courtesy of Megatron, among other things) that he had to literally merge with the Allspark to try and feel like he was worth something, o o f....

Bruh we really need Rung in this series, this boy needs therapy

COME ON OPTIMUS DO SOMETHING

NOICE

WAY TO CUT IT CLOSE OPTIMUS

OH NO IS HE OK

CYBERVERSE PLEASE DON’T KILL OPTIMUS AGAIN

Megatron: Who could ask for anything more? Except for your spark Optimus, weakly: Are you proposing?  Bumblebee: THIS REALLY ISN’T THE TIME TO BE FLIRTING

This is such a good screencap but IM HURTIN SO BAD

LMAO THE SCRAPLETS ARE GOING WILD

DO IT WINDBLADE, GET THE ALLSPARK, REVIVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!

Shockwave: I now have 50 more children Grimlock: NO FAIR

SHADOW STRIKER PLS (but boy if I don’t love seeing the gals going at it)

BEE PLS PROTECT OPTIMUS

Wow they really aren’t holding back showing the Scraplet deaths

HECK YEAH, WINDBLADE GOT TO SAY THE THING!!! SHE SAID AUTOBOT ROLL OUT

CHEETOR PLEASE BE CAREFUL LITTLE KITTY CAT

MEGATRON COME ON

OH NO WHERE IS BEE

OH SNAP HE GOT STARSCREAM!?!? lmao and he’s dragging him by the foot, thanks Bee

WAIT THAT’S IT!? NO, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WAIT FOR THE NEXT EPISODE, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I LOVE CYBERVERSE SO MUCH!!! PLS DONT KILL MY BOY OPTIMUS

[khhpluskpp]

Off that prompt list 13 (I think, the tea one) with jooheon? Idk why but the thought of him saying that with a little tray of tea is the cutest and funniest thing to me rn

I’ve literally been dying for someone to request it, thanks anon!

-Rome

Today has been nothing but stress and and long, grueling hours at work, all I wanted to do was sit down and sleep. I looked out the window and saw snowflakes the size of golf balls, and I let out a sigh, “I have to drive home in this shit. What the fuck.”

The second that sentence left my mouth under my breath, my phone buzzed in my pocket, I took it out and saw the text from Jooheon.

Honey boy 🍯 💛

Hey baby! I can see very clearly it’s snowing, I called your boss and told you we have a “family emergency” and I’m coming to get you, I do not want you driving in this snow, I’ll be there in 15 minutes. Love you sweet cheeks 🥰😘

I giggled and rolled my eyes at his nickname he, “lovingly bestowed onto me,” his words, not mine. My boss walked up to me and tapped on my shoulder lightly, I turned around in my chair to see her, “Y/N, I’m so sorry about your grandmother, I hope she is doing okay, your husband said she took a bad fall and broke her femor and hip, I’ll send my best wishes!” She smiled and hugged me, and I hugged back. As she walked away, I texted Jooheon back.

Y/N

Husband? Really? I don’t even wear a ring you Dingus 🤦🏻‍♀️

Honey Boy 🍯 💛

Not yet my love, not yet 😏

Y/N

Tell me again, why in the god damn fuck do I put up with you horseshit 🙄

Honey Boy 🍯 💛

Because I’m adorable, you can’t resist my aegyo, you love Yoshi and Gucci more than me, and I can dick you the fuck down until you forget everything besides my name 😏

Y/N

YOU NEED J E S U S C H R I S T IN YOUR SINNING LIFE. WE’RE GOING TO CHURCH AND YOU CONFESS FOR YOUR SINS S A T A N.

Honey Boy 🍯 💛

Oh my god you overdramatic ass that I love grab your shit I’m here 🙄🥰

Y/N

Ok Dad Jesus Christ 🙄

Honey Boy 🍯💛

That’s Daddy to you missy.

Y/N

S I N N E R.

I packed all my stuff from my desk and threw my bag over my shoulder, making sure I had everything before I left. I walked to the elevator and took it down to the thankfully heated parking garage, and slowly crept up to his window, making sure he didn’t see me in the mirror, I slammed my hand on the window and screamed. I swear to god he could’ve went through the roof, he threw his phone in the back and scream louder than Mariah Carey, curling himself into a ball and coving his head with his arms and his face in his knees. At that point I was leaning against the car next to him and crying from laughter. I went over to the back seat on the passenger side and put my bag in the back. I got in front and he was sulking at me, I giggled and kissed his nose, making him stop sulking, but his eyes still narrowed at me, “You are so lucky I love you.” He put the car in reverse as I buckled my belt, he stuck his hand on the head rest of my seat and made me melt a little on the inside. I didn’t realize how tired I was until now. After we left the garage, the snow had stopped, but the roads hadn’t been plowed yet. He drove carefully and took my hand in his, his hands and so warm it almost burned when he held my ice cold hand, “Are you still cold angel? Do you want the heat up?” I nodded tiredly and he let go of my hand for a second, but returned quickly as the heat turned on full. We pulled up to my house and I unbuckled my belt and reached for the door, “No, that’s not your job.” He smiled and kissed my rosy cheek. He shut off the car and got out, closing the door quickly so the heated oxygen wouldn’t leave. He grabbed my bag from the back and opened my door and held out his hand, I blushed and took it. “People are going to think I made you my slave.” He grinned and snickers, “I’d walk to Antarctica if you told me to.” I rolled my eyes and he pulled me up gently, “Let’s go inside, it’s colder than Hyungwon’s heart out here.” “Agreed.” He locked the car and walked to our front door, and heard the lock click after he slipped the key in, I stepped in after kicking the snow off my shoes and took them off. He came in after me and took my coat off me and hung it up. I smiled at the feeling of his arms wrapping around my waist and kissing my cheekbone, “Go sit down love, I started your heating blanket before I left.” I smiled and nodded walking to the couch and he left to the kitchen I slipped under it and flipped the T.V. on. Sounds of mugs and water being put through the coffee pot were escaping the kitchen. He came out wearing a pink frilly waist apron holding a tray of tea and some cookies he Kihyun must’ve made, he grinned and sing-songed, “I come bearing tea! And I don’t mean gossip.” I rolled my eyes and sat up as he giggled and grinned. “You love, you know it.” He says as he sits down the tray and takes off the apron. I sigh, “Unfortunately.” He grasped his heart and pretended to cry, I grabbed his face and kissed him, the soft taste of clover honey on his lips, “Mmm, I love you, honey boy.” I hummed from the sweet taste. He grins and pulls me to his lap, “I love you too, sweet cheeks.”

I GOT CARRIED AWAY I AM SORRY I LOVE HONEY BEE

-Rome

[hcartcycs]

- happy together ;

ship : you’re the one i wanna go through time with - peter maximoff x self insert ( em / emily ) word count : 2 331 ( if u actually read this i’ll die for u ) note : i love him so much i went unhinged i spent the entire day on this so if any of u read this i’d be the happiest dumbass in the world

( under the cut for length ! )

“Wanna sleep over?”

The question had slipped out seemingly by itself as Peter stared down at Emily from his doorframe. He was always fast-paced, if it was anyone else standing in Emily’s spot right now, he’d have already slammed the door shut and focused on fidgeting with whatever he had in his room. But she was here now and he was willing to slow down as long as he could match her. And now, having spent the day together, walking around town (albeit a bit too slow for him, he was still having fun, to his surprise), it was theoretically time for them to go back to their rooms. There was a small problem though, Peter didn’t really want to go his own way, even if it was just for a night. He didn’t want to annoy Emily either, but the need to be close to her overpowered him this time, prompting the sudden question.

“O- Oh.” Emily looked down, averting her gaze from Peter’s and rubbing her arm awkwardly. “Me?”

“There’s no one else in this hall, sweets.” In a sudden, he zipped behind her, arms wrapping around her waist and chin placed delicately on her shoulder. “I wanna…be with you, you know?”

Emily’s face went scarlet red, still not used to Peter’s affectionate behavior. She loved it, of course, but it was more than she was used to, which made her nervous, which made her throat close up every time he did something like this. As much as she would’ve loved to sing him a serenade, she found such out there acts more difficult to do than she had previously imagined.

“I mean, if you’d rather not-”

“No, no!” She turned around to face him in his hold, hands moving from her sides to grab him by his squishy cheeks. He could tell from the rainbow-tinted sparkles her fingers emitted that she wasn’t angry at him, rather excited and he couldn’t help but grin at her, his dimples showing.

Her eyes twinkled. “I wanna be with you too!”

Emily felt one of Peter’s hands snaking up to the back of her neck and it made her recall the first time he had done that. To avoid whiplash, he had told her back then. She hated it, she still did now, but as her eyebrows furrowed and she opened her mouth to protest, before she could even get a single word out, she already found herself in the middle of Peter’s room. He was sporting a mischievous grin, knowing that Emily absolutely hated when he dragged her around with his super speed.

“You’re a scoundrel, I hope you know that.” She said, though the dizziness made her lean her head on his chest, hoping she wouldn’t barf.

“Yeah, but you love me.” He grinned, backing away and letting her sway in her own little daze. “Plus, shouldn’t you be used to this by now?”

“I’m never going to get used to that, I can barely sit on a damn swing without feeling like my heart’s gonna leap out of my chest.” Emily shook her head, leaning on one of the cabinets in Peter’s room, which made her notice the boombox sat atop it. “Have anything to put on this?”

“Oh, definitely.” Peter grinned and sped towards his bed, eventually pulling out a box of tapes from under it. “Any requests?”

She snorted. “Well, since I’m here, how about some really corny shit?”

In only a split second, he was already standing next to Emily, putting the cassette tape in the boombox and starting it up. “So, like, this is a mixtape I made, right? And I swear to god, you’re gonna die from how corny this is. I made this specifically for moments like this!”

“Moments like this? What, like, when there’s a girl in your room?” She raised an eyebrow with a taunting smile.

“Uh, well, I guess?” He chuckled nervously, scratching the back of his neck. “The definition is very, very loose since I never really thought there’d be a girl in my room anyways.”

He pushed his goggles off the top of his head, placing them on the cabinet next to the boombox and proceeding to grab Emily by the hand, pulling her away to the middle of the room again. Spinning her around, he declared that she should just focus on the music instead, but before she could properly focus on what had started playing, Peter opted on belting out the words instead.

“-I think about you day and night, it’s only right-!”

“Oh my god, Peter, please.” Emily laughed. “I swear, Charles could probably hear you yelling from his office!”

“If I should call you up, invest a dime-” He continued to sing, or rather, yell obnoxiously. Shrugging his iconic silver jacket, he flicked it in some random corner of his room, earning a playfully scolding glance from Emily. Though in a moment, she shook her head, doing the same with her leather jacket; it was pretty humid back in the school.

And, oh god, then the chorus started.

“I can’t see me lovin’ nobody but you!” Peter dramatically formed his hands into finger guns, pointing at Emily. “For all my life!”

Before she could jokingly complain again, he grabbed her by the hands and started spinning with her like a lovestruck twelve-year-old who had just gotten married to the prettiest girl in class near a jungle gym. Laughing, he continued to belt out the lyrics of Happy Together, garnering a laugh from her too, which eventually turned into more of a nervous giggle.

“I’m honestly scared you’re going to use your mutation now, because if you will, I’ll actually puke on you!” She exclaimed, still giggling, and Peter’s smile shifted into a more mischievous one, causing the poor girl to actually worry. “H- Hey now, don’t get any ideas!”

But Peter wasn’t that evil; instead he tugged her close, so he could wrap his arms around her waist, garnering a yelp from the girl. She instinctively threw her arms around his neck, making a flurry of the rainbow-tinted sparkles appear around the two in a burst of happiness and excitement. He was used to her mutation, in fact, he loved it when she would literally sparkle in joy and though it was only an addition to her full powers, he appreciated it nonetheless.

“These for dramatic effect?” He asked, looking to his sides and gesturing to the sparkles with the tilt of his head.

“No,” Emily rolled her eyes with a smile. She leaned closer, making their noses almost touch. “I’m just really happy, is all.”

Peter let out a toothy grin, closing the space and practically eskimo kissing her, both their noses scrunching up at the contact and garnering a small giggle from Emily. She felt his grip around her tighten and he let out a quick ‘alley-oop!’ before lifting her up and spinning her around, then using his super speed to zip towards the bed and sit her down.

“Peter…” She whined, plopping her head on his chest once more, before looking back up at him with wide eyes. “I swear, can you not-”

The speed in which his lips made contact with hers garnered a small muffled gasp from her. She could feel her heart jumping wildly in her chest and her face flush, and it took her a second, but her eyes eventually fluttered shut, arms wrapping around his neck in an attempt to feel closer to him. In turn, he placed one of his hands on her cheek gently, the other still on her waist, and propped one of his knees on the bed.

Eventually, he pulled away, his lips still lingering close to hers. He backed away slightly, removing his hand from her cheek and lifting his index finger as if to tell her to wait a moment. She squinted her eyes, and then-

“How deep is your love!” He exclaimed and only then did Emily realized he was singing along to the Bee Gees song that was playing, proceeding to echo the same sentence similarly to the song. “I really mean to know!”

“I literally can’t with you.” Emily smacked his chest lightly, shaking her head with a small smile.

Peter hummed. “Like kissing me that much, baaabe?” His voice trailed, tone shifting to a teasing one at the word ‘babe’.

“W- What of it?”

Her red cheeks made the grin on his face widen more, if that was even possible in the first place, and it sure did make him forget that he was probably just as red. The way she pouted and looked away, each blink emitting a little batch of sparkles, but this time probably because she was flustered; it all made Peter feel like he was in a dream.

Who knew that the second he got out of his mother’s basement he’d get so lucky?

“You’re the cutest.” Peter muttered.

Emily huffed, a smile inching on her face. “That’s not true, you’ve met Kurt, haven’t you?”

“Oh yeah, because I’m so head over heels for him.”

“No way, you aren’t?”

He sighed, shaking his head with a smile. Cracking his knuckles, he scooped her up in his arms and it took less than a second for the two to be completely on his messy bed. Peter was basically straddling Emily, which, truth be told, made her scream internally. She was already dizzy from him using his damn mutation too much, but this whole thing was…a lot for her poor heart. Her wide eyes were looking up at him and she only hoped that he didn’t hear her wild heartbeat.

She exhaled, trying to dismiss her nerves. “Saucy. Though it’d be more comfortable if you actually made your bed.”  

Peter groaned. “Oh my god, don’t ruin the cute moment.”

“I’m just saying!”  She clapped her hands together in front of her chest, fingertips sparkling. “If I’m sleeping over, I don’t wanna sleep on a mess!”

“Oh.” He had to stifle a large grin. “I, uh…you’re actually gonna?”

“I’m already here, aren’t I?” She smiled gently, raising her sparkling hand to caress his cheek. “I’m not planning on running off anytime soon.”

He leaned into her touch, relishing in the warmth of her hand on his face for a few moments, before inhaling and moving to kiss her again. She picked up on it this time, moving her hand from his cheek to the back of his head, fingers beginning to play with his silver hair and subconsciously pulling him closer until his lips finally met hers in a gentle kiss. It didn’t take long for him to smile in the kiss, making her smile in turn too, nearly ruining the whole thing. Though when he giggled, they both knew the kiss was over. So they opted to laugh at how mushy they were being instead, Peter’s forehead leaning against Emily’s. He looked so happy; laughing and grinning ear to ear, even when his laugh subsided, the dimples on his face still confirmed he was giddy as ever and she could’ve sworn if he kept looking at her with those happy eyes of his she would’ve started crying. Luckily, he moved to kiss the corner of her lips, so he didn’t notice her trying to suck in the happy tears.

He, on the other hand, was focusing on moving his lips to her jawline, pressing them and smiling against her skin as he trailed down to kiss the side of her neck. He could feel her hand still playing with his hair and he couldn’t help but wonder if his hair was going to sparkle later, causing him to smile even wider.

“Peter…” Emily began. “I love you. A lot. And I hope you know.”

He breathed against her skin and stayed still for a second, before moving to look at her, a baffled look on his face as he stared for what felt like eternity.

“You mean it?” He asked, his eyes suddenly becoming serious. “Really truly?”

She looked away, gazing to the side momentarily and then turning back, moving her hand from his hair and lifting up her index finger, telling him to wait a moment. He continued to stare and as she finally let her hand plop down to her side, she looked back at him with a wide grin.

“I wanna know what love is!” She loudly sang along to what was currently playing on the boombox, making sure to emulate the sound of the instruments during the small break before sentences. “I want you to show me!”

Peter’s serious expression shifted to the cute happy one as he snorted. “You are a terrible singer.”

“Hey, I was trying to confess my love for you! You could at least pretend it wasn’t awful!”

He opened his mouth to speak, but closed it instantly, a better idea popping into his head. Leaning backwards, he stretched and began poking Emily’s sides, which already garnered a surprised yelp from her and as she started to tell him to stop, was when he decided to use his super speed to tickle her properly. She was both yelling at him to stop and laughing, and he could only tauntingly declare that if this was an actual fight, she’d lose. He was glad she couldn’t see the fond smile on his face as she doubled over in laughter, tears forming in the corners of her eyes, he was also glad she was here with him. And maybe for once, he thought, the entire world slowing down for him wasn’t that bad, because that only meant he could enjoy his time with her for a lot longer than he would’ve if he wasn’t like this.

It was the first time he was truly happy to be a mutant, too, a freak with silver hair who couldn’t catch a break for all his life, because if he wasn’t, perhaps he wouldn’t have met someone who loves him just as much.

[fuckyeahkurokonobasket]

lucysaionji replied to your post “Hating yaoi isn't homophobic, quite the opposite. Yaoi itself is...”

I am laughing so much at anon. Idk about others, but in knb we ship them cz they have chemistry???? Have u heard of it??? Also a huge part of fandom is non nsfw? Lol what do u mean by getting it off. Please get off your high horse.

Yah exactly. At least 90% of the people who ship yaoi/gay shit aren’t doing it just because “OOH GAY GUYS SO HOT” but because the characters just WORK together. And yeah, most of my KnB ships are gay, bUT THAT’S TO BE EXPECTED IN A SERIES WITH 100 MALE CHARACTERS AND LITERALLY 4 FEMALE CHARACTERS (two of which are in their 30s so yah not really giving us much to choose from here)

To quote a post I saw: “Realizing it’s not romance that I hate but overdone straight relationships with zero chemistry built on a slew of misogynistic tropes was like a huge revelation for me.”

I do tend to avoid most mainstream media because of this. I’ll complain “ugh another romance movie” but it’s not that I hate straight romance, it’s that I’m literally just sick of these forced straight relationships that aren’t even good. 

Like me, an aroace, and my bisexual female friend, came out of the Miss Peregrine movie thinking “well yeah it was good but that romance subplot....yeesh” LIKE THE GUY KNEW HER FOR THREE FUCKING DAYS (I counted as soon as they started getting flirty - which was p much immediately) AND HE GAVE UP HIS WHOLE LIFE AND HIS FAMILY FOR HER???? NO NO NO STOP (and that was TAME)

But that doesn’t mean I’m against all straight people and straight ships.

ffs I ship Hyuuga and Riko they’re ADORABLE??????? I prefer Hyuuga with Riko far more than I like him with Kiyoshi. Why? Because he works better with Riko. 

And then look at Kagakuro for example. They started off fighting all the time and beating each other up, and look where they are now. Breaking down into tears because they don’t want to leave each other, telling each other they’ll always be the best partner they ever had. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

It doesn’t matter what sex they are, IT’S THE CHEMISTRY THAT MATTERS

And even if people do prefer gay ships over straight ones, literally why does that matter? Why is it suddenly a problem to like gay couples (especially if you’re LGBT yourself)? Straight couples are everywhere. If I wanted to see them make out I’d go sit in my sister’s room with her and her boyfriend. Literally why is it a problem to think it’s cute when guys are together? I also think it’s cute when girls are together ya know. KnB is a problem for me because I rlly don’t like Momoi at all (soz) and therefore don’t really like her with Riko, BUT LESBIANS IN GENERAL ARE FUCKING GREAT. WHY WOULDN’T YOU WANT TO SEE TWO CUTE GIRLS SNUGGLING TOGETHER???? It’s literally the same with guys. LGBT people are awesome and it’s real disappointing that people are trying to tell us not to appreciate them (especially when half of us are LGBT anyway?????) 

And jesus even if some straight girl just really does think gay guys are the bee’s knees and doesn’t give a fuck about straight or lesbian couples, tbh as long as she is accepting and supportive of real gay people then i don’t fuckin care????

And you’re absolutely right, it’s not always smutty things. Plenty of fanfics and fanart are cute n fluffy (I’ve written a bunch of v fluffy fics about characters of KnB being asexual for eg)

And even if it IS smutty, WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH?????????

I’m gonna link to a particularly good post that I reblogged on my personal a while back. Here. It does start going into the pedophilia issue which doesn’t apply to us rn (I hope. I’m watchin u anons so don’t get any ideas because I WILL ROAST YOU) but the beginning of the post is very relevant, so I encourage you to take a look (maybe look at it on the dashboard, my theme is a little iffy for reading long text posts).

Lol now you guys know why I avoid the dashboard. Because shit like this is always going down there. This is exactly the kind of crap I want to avoid. My life is stressful enough, I don’t need ignorant idiots flapping their mouths about things they LITERALLY DO NOT EVEN UNDERSTAND. I just want to enjoy my damn gay ships (and straight ones, and lesbian ones) in peace. 

So this will be the end of the discourse. If anyone ESPECIALLY ANONS sends anything more about this, I will delete it. 

[laurakinneywrites]

lazy bios;

RAYMOND STINGER; ((surname tbd lmao))

ok he's not actually super developed cos i just made him today but he's mr ray from finding nemo lmao!!!!

obvi like lisa he's an elementary school teacher??? AND IDK HOW IT WORKS IN THE US OF A like i know obviously over here when you have a primary teacher they're your teacher for all lessons? idk if that's the case in america tho i feel like it might not be???? but he's english!!!! and he's a geography major :) he's super duper into geography and travelling and shit!!! 

but when he was like a Teenager he was dead like rock and like thought he was the Bees Knees LMAO like he thought he was SO COOL but he wasn't he was just a massive dork that thought he could start a band but nobody wanted to be in his band cos he's a nerdass so he started this one man band in his garage and held concerts that only his mum and kid sister would go to and he was one of those kids that would try and strap all these diff instruments to himself to make it work LMAO so he had like a keyboard and then he'd blow into his trumpet and strum his guitar and if she was feeling generous he'd get his kid sister to do the *ding* of the triangle or bash some symbols together and he thought he was so rock n roll but he just wasn't LMAO

ANYWAYS in spite of that he's a very talented musician in fairness to him and even tho he had no friends at school and was the big loser he was just rly sweet and nice to everyone???? he just!!! likes people and likes making them smile!!!! he's just a big smiler!!!!!! lmao and at his old school that he taught at they ended up in a bit of a rut where they had no music teacher? so he took on the role to help out while they found someone to fit the position but then they realised just how good he was and how much the kids love him so it kinda stuck and he got back into music and as like oh!!! i missed this!!!!! wow!!!! so now that he's in cherry grove he's like!!! WANNA TEACH THE SMOLS LOVE THE SMOLS THEY'RE SO UPBEAT AND FULL OF WONDER GOD BLESS 'EM!!!!!! and so even tho he majors in geography and excels in music, he teaches everything obvi!!!! 

but geography and music classes are his favs and he loves hyping the kids up? and like where lisa sorta teaches her kiddos and is dead hippy and gives them play times where she feels they deserve it and just plays her guitar and sings to herself while they're working n shit he likes to like?? actually teach lessons with music sometimes??? which is super unconventional maybe but he's got that whole like school of rock vibe where he wants kids to know that they can be anything and that any career is viable and that you don't always have to be academic! or athletic! or musical! or you can be! any of those things!! and that's ok!!! and so he has all the fun w music class especially cos he assigns them all instruments and is like YOU'RE IN THE BAND and lets them explore their talents and if they don't wanna be in the band and play or sing he's like that's cool!!! u wanna manage??? do costumes??? what do u wanna do COS I'M SO ON BOARD!!!!! he's just a really cheery bab lmao i haven't given him any angst (YET?????)

but yeah! and he loves the beach and the ocean and stuff like that obvi cos u know he's based on a stingray so, lmao. and he loves taking kids on field trips omg!!! to the aquarium? CHECK!!! to musicals? CHECK!!!! he's a pacifist and he's not one for arguing but he does like to be assertive and get his way if the principal doesn't want him taking the kids on field trips n stuff but he does it in such a soft and mild way that he sorta convinces them that it's for educational purposes and wins people over with his warm smile ^_^

also i like to picture how he dresses and he def goes to work in like really clipped and expensive looking (but tbh probs scavenged from second hand shops lol) suits that are really prim and proper looking but he loves wearing like suspenders and braces and he never wears a tie (the occasional bow tie IF HE HAS TO but he hates wearing ties) and his hair's always scruffy and messy and his shirt's always crumpled w the top button undone so it's that kind of Look(tm) where he's dressed all smart and suave but Not? so basically like every hot dude at the end of a wedding reception after they've discarded their tie and have danced into the night, except that's his every day Look

DINAH CARROLL:

OK SO she’s a childhood best friend of alice's?? and like when bunny sorta lead alice away they drifted a bit? like they're still /friends/ but dinah's not at all on the drug scene and it's just not the life for her and she doesn't rly venture into that kinda territory at all? so where alice fell into a bad crowd she sorta left dinah behind? and they sorta miss one another terribly and think super highly of one another but maybe they don't necessarily have anything in common anymore and it's kinda sad for them cos they can't seem to fall back into old patterns.

i was thinking that like they both kinda chase after the white rabbit but alice falls down the hole w/o dinah? and i was thinking about how alice sorta idolises bunny and maybe dinah did too but got left behind kinda thang?

cos especially in the book and whatnot alice and dinah follow white rabbit and alice falls down the rabbit hole after him!!! but leaves dinah behind!!! and she spends all her time in wonderland talking about dinah and how much she misses her, and there’s a part about where alice talks about how everyone in wonderland hates dinah but she thinks she’s the best cat in the world, so essentially alice and dinah (in the rp) are best friends and alice goes down her route with bunny and dinah feels a little left behind and alone. but she never stops loving and missing alice? and vice versa? alice still thinks highly of her and though her new friends don’t necessarily think very highly of dinah or even like her in the slightest bit, she’ll defend her relentlessly even when they aren’t still talking/hanging out/etc

but i was thinking about like cats and their agility and their love of climbing and stuff!! and i was thinking of making her like really into things like rock climbing and abseiling and shit????? and like free running/parkour n stuff lol.

and she can be soft and affectionate and ^____^ like all cats but she can hold her own and she's got a bitta bite in her too ya know?? like a soft lil feminist kitty. and naturally she Loves Cats lol. and she's scared of dogs? i was thinking about how alice like proudly tells people about how dinah's v good at hunting and catching her dinner (ie mice and stuff?) and thought maybe my dinah could be like into archery or smth? not /actually/ hunting but she's a dab hand w a bow and arrow maybe or smth.

also she's like tomboyish and girly at the same time? so she loves a good flower crown and prettying herself up but she's not afraid of getting herself all roughed up and dirty and looking scruffy? and she likes playing around w her image and just trying new things and dyeing her hair and doing as she pleases :3

she's not necessarily good with kids? not so much that she dislikes them, cos she doesn't, but she's not rly used to altering herself or her behaviour to suit others? like she is who she is with everyone? so around kids sometimes she forgets that she can't just be blunt if it suits her or sarcastic or w/e and that she's gotta be a lil bit softer and sorta adapt and stuff

idk her sexuality just yet but she’s very much into girls and guys and loves kissing pretty girls and has never had a Real or Serious relationship cos most people don’t take her seriously which is okay!!! she’s just coasting through life but once she develops a crush her lil heart is all aflutter and she’s got a bad habit of crushing on girls who won’t like her back and it makes her a bit Sad

her parents own a donut shop called the rabbit hole

she has two sisters named caroline and edith (one older, one younger!) and a little brother named albert

she has two bunnies and a cat! her cat is literally named kitten because she’s unoriginal, and she has a white rabbit named white rabbit (cos unoriginal), and another white rabbit named snowdrop (cos dinah’s kids were named snowdrop and kitten lol)

MOHINDER PATEL; 

okay!!!! so mo!!!!! his backstory is a bit topsy turvy til i develop it in its entirety cos i wanna make sure it's all solid lmao but.

BASICALLY mohinder's parents were explorers and stuff? and they travelled the world with mo at their side? they were archaeologists for the most part, but before they set off travelling, ever before they had mo, his father was a professor and his mother was a veterinarian. :) anyways!!!! one day they were travelling and mo was only about 3? they got into a boating accident. they were travelling along the river and the current grew stronger than they'd anticipated, and they crashed into the bank. mo's father was driving and he passed away on impact, but his mother crowded over mo's body, shielding him in an attempt to save him from harm? obviously distraught and terrified, she wanted to stay and mourn her husband but her priority was getting mo to safety, and so she bundled him into her arms and ran to find help. they were stranded alone in a jungle though with no sign of civilisation and she was certain there was no hope until she eventually ran into a small clearing that essentially resembled a tiny village? there weren't many inhabitants but they were willing to help and they took them in, took care of mo, and tried to nurse his mum back to health. sadly she died tho from her injuries as she'd been so shocked and eager to help mo she hadn't taken any notice of how severe her own injuries were. 

anyways mo eventually was integrated into this tiny band of people, and lived his life in this jungle, growing up surrounded by the people who saved him. there were only about 20 of them, and they were all men. there were no women and so the only woman that mo ever truly knew was his mother, who he lost far too young? he still has little reminders of his parents, things they scavenged from their bodies/the boat/etc, but not much memory of them.

anyway he grew up in this sorta deserted jungle and had no real basis of human interaction cos he didn't know anybody out of that circle? he was surrounded by nature and animals more often than he was people, and for the first few years of his life there he barely spoke a word, only really opening up around age 6 or 7, finally finding the courage to speak, though still a boy of few words.

he was taught to hunt and defend himself as they weren't near any sort of real town and they didn't have things like tvs or basic coking utensils even? so they had to hunt and fight for their food. mo /hated/ it. he learned archery from a young age and became exceptionally skilled, but he never liked to kill for his food as it didn't feel right. so when he was a little older he started trying to find new ways to feed himself through plants and stuff? he wasn't very clever though so a lot of plants that he picked and whatnot were really dangerous and he got really poorly for a while and was kinda scolded for it and had to revert back to the ways he was taught.

he's a scrappy fighter even though he can stand up for himself and fight there's nothing clean or proper or educated about his techniques in fighting cos it's all based on the hunting and everything hes had to do to stay alive??? so he's a proper savage if he's ever in a fight lmao

he loves animals so much though? he doesn't wanna hurt them cos when you grow up with mostly animals for company they become your family and he works to protect them, not harm them??? he used to put himself in danger a lot by going days w/o eating cos he would just refuse to kill for his food.

he doesn't rly know how to harness and express his emotions cos he's never been taught real, human behaviour? he's never had any basis to learn from either. so he's got no concept of social norms and ordinary behaviour?

he spent all his life just like climbing trees and swinging from branches w the monkeys and drinking from the lakes w elephants and integrating himself w the animals rather than the few humans he Did know?

when he was 15 their little 'village' if u will was raided and uncovered??? and essentially i've not like delved too far into this aspect but bc it was kinda an uncivilised and unethical way of living they were all brought back to civilisation and The Real World, but mo especially bc he was so young he was put into foster care by the system? given this new life and stuff. they tried to track his parents family based on the lil bits he Did have but to no avail.

he was thrown into this big scary world that he didn't understand with cars and boats and plains and television and aksjdlkasjd it was kinda scary for him cos he Knew Of these things but he'd never rly been in big cities surrounded by skyscrapers and stuff? and now that he's that bit older he's growing and learning things but it's still scary. foster families were always sending him back into the system cos they didn't want him? they didn't wanna deal w him and his tantrums and his way of life. he's always walking around barefoot w/o a t-shirt on and raking mud through the house and doing as he pleases and eating w his hands and has no manners or anything aklsjdkalsjd

he's still really into archery and now that he's a bit older and integrated into society he knows what like veganism is and stuff? so he shoots and stuff but never Hunts? and he's a strict vegan just bc that's what He wants and stuff? but he's not like preachy or anything like when people ask him Why he's like 'i don't like tearing animals limb for limb' and they're like UH???? ME NEITHER???? U GOOD????????? lmao but.

anyways!!!!!! being in the real world was scary and he'd never seen a girl before (aside from his mum) SO EMOTIONS RAN HIGH AND WERE CONFUSING AND!!!!!!! so he was just like ok!!!! SCARY!!! but nobody would ever go near him cos they thought he was rabid or some sort of wild animal and they were kinda frightened of him and people picked on him and he was treated like a weirdo to the point he was pulled from school and underwent like private classes and stuff. which for him was kinda weird and confusing cos he was once again being taken away from like civilisation and people after getting used to it to a degree? but yup.

he's quite playful and carefree but he's dead stubborn? dead mischievous and likes playing tricks on people but that requires having friends to trick lmao. and he's got a bit of a temper and can be easily stressed out and gets dead anxious and nervous in loud and crowded spaces sometimes? like really claustrophobic. he's so used to following his own rules too sometimes it's hard to adapt and he attaches himself to soft people who don't treat him like smth of a pariah and don't cringe away from him but he never rly meets people like that so it's not easy???

but the basic human kindness shown to him and he'll attach himself to you and he gets really overprotective and if he sees someone messing with someone he cares for he just Loses His Shit? like he's got a temper and he's not been taught to reign it in and he hates cruel people?? so one time for example he had a foster dad who was abusive and he straight up attacked him and punched him in the face in defence of himself and his foster siblings and he was sent back into the system for it even tho he thought he was doing the right thing? he's tamed to an extent and learned since but he's still a bit wild u know?? one step at a time and all that

but he loves singing at the top of his lungs no matter how bad and dancing barefoot through the woods and doing as he pleases and he's found music really calming so when he was first introduced to like, an ipod and earphones and stuff it was such a marvel for him and he found that just plugging earphones in helps him quiet all the other sounds and calm him down :)

he wants to explore and travel some day just like his parents did cos he does sorta miss the wild and stuff but he doesn't think he's got the social etiquette or common sense of even the intelligence to ever make smth of himself cos of the life he's lead

anyways he's now in cherry grove? essentially he was tracked down by his parents family and he's just been moved to cg to live with his aunt and her husband and it's all scary cos they're Family but he doesn't Know Them and he's in a new place with new people and ahhh!!!! SCARY BIG WORLD !!!! so ya lol there's more on him but my hands are cramping up if we're being honest

[dystopianharry]

92 Truths

92 Truths

BECCA @softhipspuffynips YOU ARE THE LOML JADHFKDJK THANK FOR TAGGING MEEEE

THE LAST…

Drink: tea

Phone call: mama

Text message: lmao my friend telling me spicy memes were the cause of my knee bruise 

Song you listened to: landslide stevie nicks and harry styles:’)

Time you cried: haha today I’m an emotional bithc

HAVE YOU EVER…

Dated someone twice: nO

Been cheated on: lol thank god no

Kissed someone and regretted it: no;;;)))

Lost someone special: my mama’s dog rip emma beautiful girl

Been Depressed: haha have u met me yes

Gotten drunk and thrown up: I’m underage so no i don’t break the law bc I’m a great person wow

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS: fuck um ok lilac, rose gold, sunflower yellow

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU…

Made new friends: YES OMG

Fallen out of love: nah lol

Laughed until you cried: yep

Found out someone was talking about you: ….this is a weirdly specific question but the answer is yes

Met someone who changed you: yes!

Found out who your true friends are: jlsds basically yea lol

Kissed someone on your Facebook list: hah no

How many Facebook friends do you know in real life? all but one

Do you have any pets? MY BABY PUPPY WHOMST I LOVE DEARLY he’s almost four but still my baby

Do you want to change your name? um no

What did you do for your last birthday? i literally can’t remember um went to a great tex mex restaurant 

What time did you wake up? like ten so pretty early 

What were you doing at midnight last night? reading a great fic

Name something you cannot wait for: bdhbdfhb harry’s show in 2018 i still can’t believe I’m going

When was the last time you saw your mother? before i went to bed so like,,,,two hrs ago

What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? my anxiety 

What are you listening to right now? long way down by my boys

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? wtf no i need a friend named tom WAIT @kingofkiwis BIAS ARM HICKEY YEARS AGO HDUFHUSFI SHE NAMED IT TOM 

Something that is getting on your nerves? it being 2am and still wide awake lol

Most visited website? tumblr or instagram

Elementary? dONE

High School? IN MY FIRST YEAR WOW

College/University? hopefully conservatory soon

Hair color? brown

Long or short hair? used to be super long but now pretty short

Do you have a crush on someone? “yeah, on harry styles” I’m just gonna use becca’s lol

What do you like about yourself? i like my style i think

Piercings? just ears

Blood Type? i don’t even remember

Nicknames? bella/izzy/izzo/you there

Relationship status? single with overprotective parents

Zodiac sign? aquarius just like my son

Pronouns? she/her

Favorite TV show? teen wolf/roadies

Tattoos? i wish

Right or left handed? right

FIRST…

Surgery: my mouth tumor when i was like ten lol

Piercing: ears when i was ten

Sport: umm i think soccer? i don’t do any sport now 

Vacation: san fran when i was a lil bb

Pair of trainers: i have no idea haha

Eating: nothing

Drinking: nothing

I’m about to: go to sleep

Listening to: through the dark by my children 

Waiting for: my next cello lesson so i can go on vacation or my next concert

Want: to stop being anxious

Get married: idk man I’m too young for this shit

Career: classical musician

YOUR TYPE…

Hugs or kisses: hugsss

Lips or Eyes: eyes

Shorter or Taller: tall boys smol girls:’)

Older or younger: older (i have the same answers as becca aww)

Nice arms or nice stomach: djfjkan idk can’t choose

Sensitive or loud: sensitive probs bc I’m crazy loud

Hook up or relationship: relationship

Troublemaker or hesitant: both

HAVE YOU EVER…

Kissed a stranger: nope

Drank hard liquor: nope

Lost glasses/contact lenses: nope

Turned someone down: idk if it can be called turning him down but i guess so

Sex on first date: lol no

Broke someone’s heart: i hope not

Had your heart broken: by a friend

Been arrested: no

Cried when someone died: i cried when my pet fish died but I’ve never like lost someone

Fallen for a friend: …..oh shit maybe

DO YOU BELIEVE IN… (life after love) yes i believe in life after love

Yourself: ummm i guess? i probably doubt myself more

Miracles: yes!

Love at first sight: i think so

Santa Claus: hahahahah no

Kiss on the first date: cheek kiss at the most

Angels: definitely

OTHER…

Current best friend’s name: irl best friends: amber and hoon and jackson. online best friends: there are so many but my crazy ass wife @saltorpickle and becca @softhipspuffynips the loml i love all of you to the moon and back<3

Eye color: hazel

Favorite movie: this is a hard question so I’m just gonna say this is us

this is the hard part um so many ppl ok i tag @louieurl @saltorpickle @samewhiteshirt @findingsomewhere @mylittlebirdlouis ​@haroldtwerkin @harrytherainbowgay @bee-larrie @reharry @kingofkiwis @lovliestlarents and ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TOOOO

[sabraeal]

Kiki and obi shenanigans, modern au. Up to no good… pranks on the squad :P probably Mitsuhide but zen or shirayuki would be good too.

“This health food thing has gone on long enough.”

Obi bangs around the cabinets blearily, scowl pulling his mouth long, tossing aside small crinkling packages that read whole-grain quinoa and flaxseed, to rummage in the deep recesses of the kitchen. Mitsuhide watches distractedly, sipping at his protein shake and hardly even noticing the chalky taste.

Don’t worry, Dad. Even now he can see that slant to her smile, the way her lips seemed to be holding secrets at bay. I’ve got the husband thing handled.

“Look at this!” Obi holds out a shimmery bag at arm’s length. “Kelp. Not even seaweed. But kelp. She puts this in her cereal, Big Guy.” He presses a hand to his chest, scandalized. “All I want is to find a freaking box of Cocoa Puffs the first time through, and I find this. You know,” Obi is warming to the topic now, dropping his voice to a loud whisper, “she brought bran muffins to study group –”

“Obi.” Mitsuhide’s hands pale where he grips at the counter. “Can I talk to you?”

Obi so stands abruptly he clips his head on a shelf, the whole cabinet rattling with the force of it.

“Ah, fuck,” he hisses, rubbing at the back of his head sheepishly. “Yeah, sure. What’s –” Obi’s voice stutters when he turns, finally looking him in the face – “up?”

He laughs, nervous. “That’s some look, Big Guy.” His hand comes up, rubbing at his shoulder. “I haven’t even done anything yet –”

“No, no.” Mitsuhide shakes his head, trying to force his mouth to smile but – but he doesn’t feel it, not now, not when –

I’ve got the husband thing handled.

“That’s not it,” he grits out, his hands in tight fists on the countertop. “I just wanted to ask you about…about something personal.”

Obi stares at him wide-eyed, and really – no one is more surprised than Mitsuhide himself that it’s come to this, that there’s no one else he trusts more about this kind of stuff than someone who thinks kid’s cereal is a meal.

“Please,” he says, eyes fixed to where his knuckles have gone starkly white against the formica. “Don’t tell anyone else.”

“I –” Obi bites off whatever he was about to say, turning his head away and pulling hard at his shoulder. “Yeah, sure, Big Guy. Your secret’s safe with me.”

“Do you know if…” Crisse, he can’t even look at him. This isn’t any of his business, and it’s even less of Obi’s but – “Do you know if Kiki is, ah…seeing anyone?”

Obi stares dumbly for a long moment, the only movement on him the slow blink of his eyes and the incredulous huff of his breath.

His mouth crooks, his eyes narrow, and Obi sits back in his hips, letting his hands drop to the island. “Well, I guess you’ve found us out, Big Guy.”

There is literally nothing about this that he trusts. “What?”

“Me and Kiki have been fooling around for a while now,” he drawls airily, flashing him some sharp canines. “You know. Friends with bens. Eff-dubya-bee.”

He winks.

“Fine,” Mitsuhide sighs, shoving away from the counter. “Don’t take this seriously.”

This problem set is going to be the death of her.

Kiki is excellent at crisis management – a savant really, which is good because Zen can be a public relations nightmare without even leaving his bedroom – but she’s six problems into a ten page set, and she’s about ready to strangle CEO B (head of a Fortune 500 company) with nothing more than the drawstring of her hoodie. He’s the issue owner of every gaffe for the past five problems, and honestly, if she didn’t think Professort Luigis would take points off, her solution to ‘how do you resolve the issue?’ would be arranging for CEO B to have an accident in his thirty-fourth floor office. Namely taking the fast way down to the lobby.

“Uh,” she hears from the doorway. “Kiki?”

Her papers are strewn across the coffee table, spilling off the edge onto the floor and creeping up the couch. She’s not sure how long she’s been there, but there’s a stale taste to her mouth that says hours at least, and her tea’s gone cold in her thermos. God, what is she even wearing? Not a bra, that’s for sure. Fuck midterms, honestly.

She looks up, and of course, of course it’s Mitsuhide. Not that she minds, he’s seen her vomiting before (unplanned, a stomach flu that took her hard her first week in the chapter house), but they haven’t talked in days, and she likes leaving him a more…put-together image over long periods of time. Something to leave him thinking about.

Fine, she likes to look hot, like a flannel-wrapped dreamboat that he wants to peel his LaFleur jersey off of. Sue her.

“Hey,” she says, so cool. She’s aware she’s on the floor in sweat pants she’s stolen from him, pegged up to her knees because any lower and they unroll, with a sweatshirt that has a ketchup stain (not hers, and only from this morning. One day Obi will learn to use his huge hands to not squirt condiments all over the table, but today is not that day).Sexy.

“Did you need the couch?” She hopes her eyes convey that she would very much like him to come sit behind her. Maybe even massage her shoulders a little with his huge, strong hands, and – “I could move my stuff.”

“No.” He lingers nervously at the archway, face troubled. “I just…saw you and thought, er…”

That he’d come manhandle her? C’mon, let that be it. There’s a crick in her neck and she has been a very good girl lately.

“Obi said something the other day,” he admits, like it pains him. That in itself isn’t strange; Obi is about as pleasant as a hernia on a good day.

“Obi says a lot of things,” she replies, raising her eyebrows. “Did this involve me somehow?”

“You could – yes.” He grits his teeth, and she’s interested now, turning to face him. “He said that you…um…that you were…” His voice drops; she has to struggle to make out, “Sleeping together.”

What. She tenses her eyelids so she doesn’t blink in confusion, doesn’t give away the game. Across space and time, she hears Obi say, trust me.

Well, at least this will be funny.

“Oh yeah,” she lies, “like three times a week. Regular orgasms really clear the head.”

His jaw drops. “Wha – Obi? Why?”

She smirks, leaning on her problem set, so casual. “Come on, Mitsuhide,” she croons, “have you seen those hands? Mm.”

Is there a reason Mitsuhide thinks we’re fuckingA good reason, I mean

its fkn hilarious lolbside that?

That is the question

he wanted 2 no if u were cn any1it ws lik angels cam dwn 2 giv me th sweetest prank f all timwat ws i suppsd 2 do?dnt tell himits funnier this way

….All rightIt is pretty funny

its lik th prank that keeps n givin

Snow still lingers on the grass, but the day is warm, and Shirayuki finds an extra spring to her step when she bounds up the walk to the chapter house. Her presentation went well in art history – even though she’s not sure she could tell the difference between Titian and Carvaggio without her copious notes (painstakingly reviewed and corrected by Zen and Kiki the night before) – and to celebrate, she veered through the campus conservatory, letting the humid air and floral scents wash over her. She’s not sure she could be in a bad mood if she tried.

Mitsuhide is on the veranda, slowly rocking the swing with one foot, creak-creak-creak. They’ll have to oil it come spring, otherwise Zen will complain about the sound all through finals.

“Hi, Mitsuhide!” she chirps, bounding up the steps. “Nice day, isn’t it?”

He shakes himself, like he’s waking from a dream, and blinks owlishly up at her. “Huh? Oh, Shirayuki. Yeah, nice, I guess.”

Her mouth pulls into a frown. Mitsuhide’s been like this for at least a week now; sullen and distracted, almost listless. She would blame it on the weather – it’s hard to keep cheerful when schoolwork weighs heavily on you like this, and the days are so short – but the past few days have been hinting at not only spring but summer, and his mood has only grown worse.

“You know,” she starts, drawling the words uncertainly. “If there’s something bothering you, you should talk about it.”

“What?” He jumps, eyes darting wildly toward the door before skittering across the lawn. “No, nothing’s wrong. I’m – I’m fine with…everything. Things are good. I’m just –” sweat beads at his brow – “I’m just minding my business.”

“Okay,” she says, wide-eyed. “Great.” Her hand falls onto the front door, grasping the handle. “I’ll just –”

“I wouldn’t,” he blurts out, hand outstretched. “You don’t – it might not be safe.”

Her heart pounds at his words, and she drops the handle as if it scalds her. “Not…safe?”

She cradles her hand against her chest, breath coming is short bursts. She must be misunderstanding, there’s no way – Clarines had been the safest place she’s ever know and she can’t – it can’t –

“Obi and Kiki are in there,” he explains dully. “You shouldn’t – you don’t want to interrupt them.”

She can suddenly breathe again. “Oh,” she laughs, bracing herself against the door. “Are they fighting again? Someone should probably stop –”

“No, not fighting, they…” Mitsuhide sighs, scrubbing a hand over his face. “Obi and Kiki are sleeping together.”

Shirayuki’s not even moving, but she stumbles. That’s what happen when the rug is pulled out beneath you.

“What?” she breathes, fingernails scratching against paint. She has to will her hand flat again. “No way.”

“Yeah, it’s, uh…” He grimaces. “A casual thing. Friends with benefits.”

There’s something clinging to her skin, something that makes it crawl and drip and drag, and she – this isn’t – “Kiki? With Obi?”

She could have sworn – Kiki always said –

Mitsuhide nods, slow, painful, and – and he wouldn’t say something like that if it wasn’t true. He didn’t lie, and he wouldn’t spread rumors, so – so –

“I, uh.” Shirayuki shuffles away from the door. Her breath comes harshly, comes raggedly, and she shouldn’t – she doesn’t have any reason to feel like this. “I have something to do. In the library.”

She scurries down the front walk, drawing her cardigan around her, and wonders where the nice day went.

Obi’s not sure how it happens, but their late-night anime watching turns into before-bed anime watching, Doc curled against his side as they lay on his narrow bed, one leg thrown over his and head cradled in the curve of his shoulder. She’s warm against him, comforting, and it’s not really a surprise how easily he find himself slipping towards sleep when they’re like this, when she acts like he’s – he’s –

Normal. The sort of guy you let yourself fall asleep next to, in a platonic way.

God, he needs to not fuck this up. This whole friendship thing.

Two episodes is usually enough to make her go soft against him, to send her slow, even breath curling across his collarbone, but tonight she is rigid beside him, her legs firmly crossed over each other instead of his. He peers down to see her worrying at her lip, mouth tipped at the edges into a thoughtful frown.

“Hey,” He squeezes her playfully, making her look up at him. “You okay, Doc?”

Her eyes dart away from his for a moment, and he’s lost at what to do, how to even go about asking her what’s wrong, when she blurts out, “Do you want me to leave?”

He blinks. “What?”

“I…” She squirms against him, as if she isn’t sure whether to push away or press closer. “You don’t have anything you’d rather be, um, doing?”

Besides giving them another reason to be falling asleep in this bed? “Should I?”

“I…” She lays her head against his shoulder, and it strikes him that she’s sad. “I just though you’d rather be with Kiki, because, um…”

“I like having my ass kicked?” he laughs, eyebrows raised. “That’s like a once a week thing. My pride can only take so much, Doc.”

“No, because…” She gives a little frustrated moan, burying her head in her hands. “Because you’re, you know –” her voice drops into a whisper – “having sex.”

“WHAT?”

Doc jumps, hands clamping down on his shirt to keep her from flailing off the bed. “I just…” Her eyes are wide, earnest. “Mitsuhide said…”

“Wha-what?” He should really, really think before he opens his big mouth sometimes. “No, that’s – gimme a sec.”

Zen is finally home, comfortable in his flannel pants; buried deep in the common room’s best easy chair, feet kicked up as Captain Holt says boNE in varying degrees of incredulity, when Kiki’s phone loudly interrupts.

He grunts, annoyed, and she rolls her eyes. A glance at the screen sends her eyebrows up to her hairline, and she flicks back a simple answer.

“Hey, Mitsuhide,” she says, bemused.

“Mm?” he groans from his place on the floor, half asleep over his law books.

“I’m not fucking Obi.” Zen stares, but Kiki is straight-faced, serious, like she’s pulling off a band-aid. “It was just fucking funny to make you think so. But joke’s over.”

“What.”

Zen closes his laptop, sighing with regret as he levers himself out of the chair. “I’m just going to go…not be here for this, thanks.”

ABORT ABORT PLAN CANCELLED PRANK OVER

K

[meanwhileinoz]

20+ Funniest Reactions About The Bachelorette Finale Because Peter Didn’t “Bend The Knee”

In case you missed it…

The Bachelorette just had its final episode, and boy, was it a winger. After everything Peter did and said, about professing his desire to build something, to create something with Rachel, she ended up picking Bryan. By default, too, because Peter didn’t go down on one knee.

And Twitter was furious. For good reason too. Everyone loves Peter, he’s attractive, wholesome, emotionally stable, and looks like the kind of guy you spend you could build something with. Whereas Bryan… Well, he’s Bryan.

Judging by your reactions, it looks like none of you enjoyed the finale.

#1

Me: I HATE THIS FRANCHISE! Me next week during Bachelor in Paradise: #TheBacheloretteFinale http://pic.twitter.com/8p6jZF7xUc

— EMC (@HeyItsEbbi) August 8, 2017

#2

Actually Rachel, after the way you treated Peter you and Bryan deserve eachother.. #perfectmatch #TheBachelorette #TheBacheloretteFinale

— Ashley (@Ashhw9) August 8, 2017

#3

I woke up in a world where Peter, Chris Pratt and I are all single at the same time, and that gives me hope #thebachelorettefinale

— Lydia Schauf (@lschauf5) August 8, 2017

#4

all of us this morning, thinking about #TheBacheloretteFinale http://pic.twitter.com/jKjToLzemx

— Kelsi Cline (@kelsi_cline) August 8, 2017

#5

America: Nick and Vanessa are the worst couple of this entire franchise Bachelorette Season 12: hold my beer #TheBacheloretteFinale

— Maddie Small (@bigbadmads) August 8, 2017

#6

Me walking out of the living room after #TheBacheloretteFinale http://pic.twitter.com/DnbDjAz6zQ

— Shelby Steffenhagen (@shelbynell) August 8, 2017

#7

List of people who told Rachel not to pick Bryan: – All the guys. – Her family. – America. – The Wind. #TheBacheloretteFinale http://pic.twitter.com/BwJO9mOgZE

— Ade Olayinka (@theadebolayinka) August 8, 2017

#8

The world is full of Bryans. Find your Peter. #TheBacheloretteFinale

— Martha L. Chavarin (@iteachsuperman) August 8, 2017

#9

#TheBacheloretteFinale i’m waiting for steve harvey to come out and tell us there’s been a mistake… http://pic.twitter.com/LMeIMmZJVp

— caroline morrow (@cxrolemxrie) August 8, 2017

#10

Reminding myself that this is not my life so I should not be emotionally affected by this. *Continues staring at wall #TheBacheloretteFinale

— Keia Harris (@MsKeia2You) August 8, 2017

#11

Rachel: Bend the Knee Peter:#TheBacheloretteFinale http://pic.twitter.com/TofMWwBpMi

— Elena (@elena_ems) August 8, 2017

#12

Rachel settling for Bryan is like when u want Chick Fil’ A on a Sunday but have to settle for Mcdonalds. #TheBacheloretteFinale

— Briana🏝 (@briiiiyonce) August 8, 2017

#13

Noooo! Peter and Rachel were supposed to have gap tooth babies! #TheBacheloretteFinale #TeamPeter http://pic.twitter.com/Vk0dt8aONJ

— Kathleen O’Dowd (@KATodowd) August 8, 2017

#14

Me in 72 days when the annulment papers are signed. #TheBacheloretteFinale http://pic.twitter.com/nkAxNCKGyG

— Collin Shively (@CollinShively) August 8, 2017

#15

Rachel’s ring is the same shape as the tears she’s going to cry when she realizes the mistake she made #TeamPeter#TheBacheloretteFinale

— Jordana (@_to0tsie) August 8, 2017

#16

That breakup was more passionate than the proposal #TheBacheloretteFinale

— Jane Catherine (@TheJaneLaCroix) August 8, 2017

#17

The. Beard. Is. Working. #TheBacheloretteFinale http://pic.twitter.com/xPIoR5sCqV

— Emma Gray (@emmaladyrose) August 8, 2017

#18

When you pick Mr. Ring over Mr. Right…. #TheBacheloretteFinale

— Chloe (@chloephil_) August 8, 2017

#19

Ordering something online vs. actually getting it #TheBacheloretteFinale http://pic.twitter.com/oqqtrfRA51

— Teaba (@teabakhan) August 8, 2017

#20

The romance we got vs the romance we deserved #TheBacheloretteFinale http://pic.twitter.com/2NiTjQtomd

— shae k (@shaekoho) August 8, 2017

#21

#TheBacheloretteFinale I’ve never been so annoyed with a couple 🙄 she went from a whole 5 star meal to air plane peanuts bye. http://pic.twitter.com/TJIb2FImx9

— kenz (@mckenziewallac) August 8, 2017

#22

He’s proposing again? We didn’t even want to see it the first time #TheBacheloretteFinale http://pic.twitter.com/vw5lq58XDc

— olivia (@olivia_hasen) August 8, 2017

#23

OH MY GOD SHUT UP. Reproposing ?? Stop #TheBacheloretteFinale http://pic.twitter.com/VdrIzqY6Me

— Heather Ann (@heatherlayton97) August 8, 2017

#24

hey..where’s that plot twist that chris was subtly suggesting? #TheBacheloretteFinale http://pic.twitter.com/CzMGvjo03g

— guelly (@raguellfinesse) August 8, 2017

#25

So glad you settled. You could’ve had your dream man but you chose the ring and the player. Enjoy his mother. #TheBacheloretteFinale http://pic.twitter.com/kfera7uMIq

— Haley (@monkeyhank) August 8, 2017

#26

Imagine winning your wife by forfeit #TheBacheloretteFinale

— Katie (@katie_anzalone) August 8, 2017

#27

#TheBacheloretteFinale reminded me of the 2016 presidential elections results. We thought we were getting punk’d, but we’ve guessed wrong.

— Bee Kay (@beingbeekay) August 8, 2017

#28

“We wanna shower this couple with bachelor nation love” #TheBacheloretteFinale http://pic.twitter.com/ggteIwlXWr

— Katie Boden (@katieboden11) August 8, 2017

#29

I’m shook, she literally settled for a ring instead of a relationship #TheBacheloretteFinale http://pic.twitter.com/HEmXg0r7Qn

— Emily Arrowood (@emilyaarrowood) August 8, 2017

#30

lord, I pray that I never become so obsessed with the idea of marriage that I settle for just anyone #TheBacheloretteFinale http://pic.twitter.com/IXDVVmk76L

— savannah (@savannahpearlll) August 8, 2017

#31

All of us right now#TheBacheloretteFinale http://pic.twitter.com/rNVWL4y75C

— Taylor Wilson (@tayWILSON) August 8, 2017

#32

I’m done with this damn show (see y’all next week for Bachelor in Patadise tho) #TheBacheloretteFinale http://pic.twitter.com/iRTG1LMyRf

— awilda (@awildeee) August 8, 2017

#33

I watched this season for nothing 🤷🏾‍♀️ #TheBacheloretteFinale http://pic.twitter.com/tfw6kIgLHZ

— adria (@dezeeeeee) August 8, 2017

#34

When you’re about to get engaged to the wrong guy, so God steps in. #TheBacheloretteFinale http://pic.twitter.com/iZKYoGYBl7

— Sandra Di (@Sandra_Di_) August 8, 2017

#35

This is like election night. I know who won, but I still want to go to bed and wake up and pretend it never happened. #TheBacheloretteFinale

— Jess King (@Jess_Kin9) August 8, 2017

#36

LISTEN, if I stayed up for this BULL and there ain’t some massive plot twist, I’m suing ABC for emotional distress #TheBacheloretteFinale

— mandy (@mandyannnas) August 8, 2017

#37

They LYINGGG she chose PETERRR They just good ACTORSSSS #TheBacheloretteFinale http://pic.twitter.com/nnEG8ES70U

— roshelle 🍒 (@lmaoroshi) August 8, 2017

#38

Rolling your eyes and saying “I’m living my best life” shows that you are definitely not living your best life. #TheBacheloretteFinale

— Lillie Dutcher (@lilliedutcher) August 8, 2017

#39

I swear they better be playing us right now 😩 I’m waiting for that plot twist ending #TheBacheloretteFinale http://pic.twitter.com/ZAiYcPq4BU

— Alyssa Robnik (@missalyssalea) August 8, 2017

#40

Get you a man who will stare at your stale eyelashes on the floor days later thinking of you. #TheBacheloretteFinale http://pic.twitter.com/30El88IeqY

— Roneil Smith (@raasmitty) August 8, 2017

#41

HE TRIED TO GET IN CONTACT WITH HER AFTERWARDS #TheBacheloretteFinale http://pic.twitter.com/8yVee5n0DK

— Ty 🐫 (@kisakeating) August 8, 2017

#42

She’s making me mad. She’s trying to make him the bad guy. she’s the one who was chasing a ring not a relationship #TheBacheloretteFinale

— Anna Shurbutt (@AnnaShurbutt) August 8, 2017

#43

“I walked by your eyelashes for two days” is the new “I wrote you a letter every day for a year” #TheBacheloretteFinale

— Caitlin Brooks (@_seabrooks) August 8, 2017

#44

“Yeah, I’m living my best life”

Narrator: and with just 6 short words, they all turned on her #TheBacheloretteFinale

— Kimberly Ibarra (@kimmyibarra) August 8, 2017

#45

This man poured his heart out to u but u were so wrapped up in wanting a ring u let a good man go.#TheBacheloretteFinale http://pic.twitter.com/GyEWUOvmtK

— Jene’ (@Jennyinabottle_) August 8, 2017

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[jacy1d]

Do you prefer bar or liquid soap?

I usually use bar soap, I find liquid soap runs out too fast.

When was the last time you wore your favourite article of clothing?

I don’t think I have a favourite article of clothing. 

Where was your Facebook profile picture taken?

My bedroom.

Do your parents smoke?

They did when I was little.

Would you rather bake cookies or a potato?

Cookies. I’m not a fan of potatoes.

Do you live close to a park?

The waterfowl park is more or less across the street.

Is your favourite animal endangered?

As far as I know wolves aren’t endangered.

Have you eaten pizza in the last week?

Surprisingly no.

Who was the last person you added to your contacts list?

Uuuum...I honestly couldn’t tell you.

How long does it take you to shower?

15 minutes to half an hour, depending on if I have to shave or if I feel like washing my hair.

Do you prefer a brand of bottled water over others, or is it all the same?

Evian is the best, but it’s so pricey.

Have you used Wikipedia today?

Yeah.

How many pens can you see from where you’re sitting?

Two.

What is your current desktop background?

Turks & Caicos.

Have you ever been stung by a bee or a wasp?

Bees.

How many schools have you been to in your lifetime?

One elementary school, two high schools, one university.

What is the middle name of the last person you texted?

I can’t remember.

Are you of legal age in your country?

Have been for 4 years.

Why did you last visit a doctor?

Idk, it’s been awhile.

Would you prefer an ice cream cake or a regular cake?

Ice cream please.

How old is your best friend?

22.

Do you carry pain relievers with you at all times?

I usually take Advil everywhere with me just in case.

Where is your mother right now?

Home.

What was the last thing to make you smile?

My Deadpool ringtone.

Generally speaking, do you prefer sweet or savoury?

Savoury.

When did you last go outside, and what for?

I was outside when I was carrying my groceries from my car to the building.

What colour is your backpack?

Like a neon yellow-green.

What search engine do you usually use?

Google.

How much did the shirt you’re wearing cost?

I don’t really know, it’s a sweater that used to belong to my dad.

Do you know anyone who gives way too many hugs?

Yep.

What time do you usually wake up on Sundays?

10ish.

Have you whispered today?

nope.

What is something that is bothering you right now? Missing someone I shouldn’t be missing.

Will you be in a relationship one month from now? It’s highly unlikely.

Who was the last person to see you cry? Whoever walked by me in the Superstore parking lot today.     Do you drink bottled water? I do.

What was the last thing you drank? Pepsi. Do you hate the last person who called you? Some person at the Ford service desk, so no because I don’t technically know her.         Where is your best friend right now? In PEI.   Do you believe in love? Yeah, I believe it destroys you. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having? Depression.   If you’re being extremely quiet, what does that mean? It could mean I’m sad, depressed, worried, anxious, annoyed, shy, etc.       Last person of the opposite sex you texted single? Yeah. Tell me about the shirt you’re wearing: It’s a black BUM sweatshirt with the #86 in red on it. Used to be my dad’s.     How long have you lived in your current home? 2 years. You never know what you have until it’s gone. True or false? So true. Are you sad when someone says they hate you? More confused.   Are you scared of losing the person you like to someone else? I’ve already lost him. Will you be in bed in the next 20 minutes? Probably, but just because I’ll be watching TV and I’m cold.     Do you laugh at inappropriate times? I tend to do that sometimes.

What time did you wake up today? 10:30. Would you rather be single all your life or grow old with someone? Grow old with someone, obviously. That’s the goal anyway. How many bracelets do you have on right now? None. How long have you liked the person you like right now? Since August.   Is there someone of the opposite sex you can talk to? Yeah, to an extent I guess. He’s not really there for me like he promised he would be though.     Do you like mac n cheese? I love it. Do you get mad when people don’t text back? I get annoyed. What does your phone do when it receives a text? Vibrates and says “Bad Deadpool”. How late did you stay up til last night and why? 1 something, was tired.   Are you going out of town soon? I don’t think so.     Think back to Februrary, how was your love life? Shitty as fuck. Will you regret your next kiss? I hope not. What is in your pocket? not a thing.   Did you wake up in the middle of the night last night? Many times.   Are you happier now or 5 months ago? They have both sucked. Are you usually wide awake when you wake up? Definitely not.   Can you remember the last person you texted without looking? Mom.. Can you sleep without blankets covering you? I cannot. Do you listen to music everyday? Couldn’t live without it. How long have you known your first phone contact? Since junior high. Who are all your texts in your inbox from? Mom, Colton, Dad, Dougie, Jarin, Kiera, Ashley, Sarah, Ellie, Brenda, Katie, Chelsea T, Trevor, Faye, Alison, Jess, Chelsea W, Jan, Uncle Jay, Morgan, Chayce & Zach.         Do you have a hard time making decisions? Very much so. Are you gonna be home alone tonight? No, unfortunately Ashley’s here.   What are you looking forward to? Being happy again...     Are you a morning or night person? 100%  night person. Are you excited for this weekend? Ah, no. I have a presentation to work on.       What are you wearing on your feet? They’re naked lol.   If there was a large spider in your room, would you stay in the room? I’d do my best to kill it.

What is the last thing you touched, other than your computer? My hair.

When was the last time you talked to your best friend? My birthday.

Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today? The playlist I have on right now is literally all songs that remind me of him.        .

Are you a social or anti-social person?

I’m not overly social.

Can you recall the last time you liked someone? I’m in love with someone right now.

Where were you last night at 8 PM? Home, watching Making History with the fam.

What color is your cell phone? Black and silver.

What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you drank? Pepsi.

Your last received text, would you kiss them? I want to say no but I’ve used him before and honestly it’ll probably happen again.

Have you told anybody you loved them and meant it?   Of course. I don’t say it if I don’t mean it.

Are you in a good mood? Definitely not.

What were you doing an hour ago?       Painting my nails.

Is there anyone that could make your day if they showed up at your house?     Fuck yes. Too bad he won’t.

Does your middle name begin with an A, M, or S?             A.

How old was the last person you rode in a car with?       19 and 20.

What color was the last vehicle you were in?     Green.

Do you have plans for next weekend?             Working on my presentation.

What was the last movie you saw in theaters and who did you go with? 50 Shades Darker with Kiera.

How old were you in 1999?         5.

Are you taller than 5'6"?             That’s my height.

Who were the last three people to call you?     Ford, Kiera, Ford.

What were you doing last night at 10pm?           Unpacking/folding laundry.

If you turn around, what is behind you?               Bed, lamp, stereo.

Would you dye your hair hot pink for $50?         Likely not.

Do you have any step or half siblings?   I do not.

What color is your underwear? Blue.

Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?   Dad.

Who was the last person to hug you?   Mom.

Who is on your mind right now?               Him. Always.

In how many years will you be thirty?   7.

What are your plans after this? Watch TV.

Are you currently barefoot? Yessir.

What’s the dumbest thing you have ever said? I’ve said many dumb things.

You can never drink tea again or soda. Which do you give up? Tea, 100%.

Last time you drank coffee? A few days ago.

Do you listen to screamo? Not really.

In what month were you born? February.

Do you take vitamins daily? Yep.

Who is your 9th contact in your phone? Ashley.

How many programs are running on your computer now? 4.

What’s the first icon on your desktop? iTunes.

What were you doing at 8:00 this morning? Sleeping.

How old is the cellphone you have right now? 3 years or so?

Do you get pissed off when your computer freezes? Drives me crazy.

What’s the last thing you laughed at? My ringtone.

What’s one thing you hate about your best friend? She lives so far away...

Where is your dad right now? Home.

Last person to hug you who isn’t family?

Shannon.

Do you take pictures of yourself on a daily basis? Pretty close, yeah. Do you like the name Adam? It isn’t my favourite but I don’t hate it.

What is the first liquid you drank today? Water. Have you ever been to Los Angeles, California? Nope. Do you believe in angels? I don’t know. Do you prefer Pepsi or Coke? Or do you not care either way? PEPSI. Is there anything in your past that you used to regret, but now you don’t? There are plenty of things I still regret to this day. Can’t think of anything I don’t regret anymore.                 When is the last time you ate donuts? A few weeks ago maybe? Are you left handed? Nope. Do you use your left or right thumb to press the space bar? I use the index finger on my left hand.     Have you ever had a Hershey’s bar with almonds? Yeah, they’re so good.

What cell phone company do you have? Bell. Do you text on a daily basis? What about hourly? Yes, and no.   What button on your keyboard do you press most besides the space bar? Likely the “e”. What’s the last song you listened to? First Time Again - Jason Aldean ft Kelsea Ballerini.         When is the last time you sneezed? Yesterday. Who is the 3rd person you talked to this morning? Idk. Are you dating the last person you talked to on the phone? Definitely no.

Does your knee hurt? Nope. Has anyone ever bitten your knee? I don’t believe so. Do you know anyone whose name starts with an X, Q, or U? X and Q.   Do you know anyone whose name ends with a J, Q, or W? My own name starts with a J...Lol.     8 Friends. 1. Sarah 2. Colton   3. Kiera  4. Dougie  5. Ash  6. Jena  7. Brenda    8. Zach

Questions

Has 8 ever eaten in front of you? Yeah. Have you ever been on a date with 1? Nope. Does 2 remind you of any cartoon characters? not a cartoon character but a TV character  . Is 6 your best friend? We just met in January    . Can 4 count backwards from 69 to -248? I honestly am not sure he can ‘)     Can 2 touch his/her nose with his/her tongue? I don’t think.     Have you ever been outside with 1 when it was below freezing? Many times.   Has 1 ever been skating with you? Nah. Has 5 ever let you borrow clothing before? She has. Would 8 and 7 make a cute couple? Definitely not considering there’s like a 30 year age difference hahaha.          If 2 and 3 both were in a wreck at the same time, would that be sad? Obviously, Jesus... Did 4 go to 5’s last birthday party? Ah no. Did 5 go to 4’s wedding? I didn’t even go to 4′s wedding, his wife hated me hahaha.       Who is sexier: 3 or 7? My sister’s pretty hot hehehe. Is 3 your best friend? The absolute best. 6 and 7 just confessed they love you. You’re single. Which do you date? Um, neither haha.

Has anyone ever called you sexy? Yep. Do you have children? I do not.   Do you like raisins? nah. Would you buy three 12-packs of coke products if you liked Pepsi? Fuck Coke. Did that question even make sense? It did not/   What is your favorite bug? Butterflies. What color is your camera? Black. Do you speak any language besides English? Some French.   Can you eat cheese? I fucking love cheese.   Who was your favorite teacher in middle school? Ms. Collins.   Was math your worst subject in high school? For sure. Are you in college? University.   Have you ever driven a purple car? Can’t say I have. Been in one though, we used to call my uncle’s old car the Barney car because of its colour.             What about a green car? I own a green car.

Do you drink hard liquor? Fuck yeah. Do you like scrabble? Sure.

What were you doing on April 21, 2008? Like I’d remember what I was doing April of grade 8?

Can you count to 113 in a language other than English? French.   What should you be doing now instead of this survey? Homework. Do you have a printer? Yeah.

What is your favorite food? Pizza. Do you like sweet and sour chicken on white rice? I hate sweet & sour anything.     Do you even like corn? Meh. Have you met anyone new yet today? Can’t say I have.   What is your biggest pet peeve? Liars. Have you ever overheard a conversation you weren’t supposed to? Mhmm. Do you wish it was 10 hours later than it is now? Ah no.   Have you ever been to New York City, Chicago, or Indianapolis? NYC. Do you want some pie? Sure I guess. Have you ever stayed up until 7:30 AM? More than once.     Have you ever lived in Pennsylvania, Arizona, or Hawaii? Nope. Do you like ants? Not really. Unless you count Ant Man.         Did you like the movie Antz? Meh. What is your favorite Disney movie? Tangled.   What do you think of “Octomom”? Ridiculous. She’s fucking brave.   Do you like octopi? Meh. Do you wish this survey was longer, shorter, or neither? Shorter. What was your favorite ice cream flavor when you were little? Chocolate chip cookie dough. Is it still your favorite? One of them.   By the way, what is your name? Jacy. And what time is it? 8:18pm. What time zone do you live in? Atlantic.  

Do you like drums? I wish I could play them. Have you ever drank goat milk? no. What is your favorite soft drink? Pepsi. I see. So do you want to go to bed? I wish. What’s your favorite video game? I don’t have one. Do you like cats? Love them. Are goldfish your favorite fish? Koi are the best. How many pets do you have? 3 cats, 1 dog. How old is the oldest person who lives in your house? 23. Do you wish your house had a basement? Not really. Do you like vanilla pudding? I actually don’t.   Which band is your favorite? Hedley. Does Taylor Swift suck? Absolutely not/   What do you smell right now? Candle.

What is your opinion on abortion? I’m pro choice all the way. What is your opinion on gay marriage? Love is love. What is your opinion on gay adoption? It shouldn’t even be an issue.       Care for a cookie? no.

Do you like crumpets and scones? I don’t.   Do you wish this survey was over yet? Yeah. Are you currently in a relationship? I fucking wish. Are you happy about that? Obviously not ^   What is your favorite David Cook song? Permanent.     How many more minutes until you will next eat? Coupla hours probably. Is there a “merged” restaurant in your city (like Taco Bell/KFC)? I don’t think so. Do you like Pizza hut? Sure. Is A&W your favorite brand of root beer? I think I’m allergic to rootbeer.   Who was the last person to ask for your number? Dougie. Is the sun shining? It’s dark out.

What’s the last thing you watched on TV? Grimm. When was the last time you went to the cinema? Last month.   What did you see? And who did you go with? 50 Shades Darker with my sister. Don’t you just hate football?! Yeah I do. Is someone/something annoying you right now? Mhmm. Who are you texting at the moment? Dougie, Colton, my mom.   What have you eaten today? Turkey sandwich, molasses cookie, perogies, Greek turkey wrap.   Pancakes or waffles? Either. Do you have pictures on your bedroom wall? I do. What did you do yesterday? Pancake house with Kiera & Jarin, hung with the fam, then came back to Sackville.         When did you last wear tights? Uh, can’t remember. Might have been Christmas Eve.  Has a close friend ever moved away? Many times.   Have you been to a wedding this year? nope. When’s your birthday? February 24th. How annoying is ‘LOL’? I don’t really find it annoying. Who is your best friend of the opposite sex? Colton. Do you get along with your neighbours? I don’t know them. When did you last go to a park? Idk. Which friend lives closest to you? Ashley. If someone liked you would you want them to tell you? It depends on the person. Could have gone without a certain friend telling me.               Give us a random fact about the person you last called.. She’s my mom. Would you ever consider plastic surgery? Maybe. Do you like getting drunk? Love it. Makes me more social & numbs the pain.     Who made you smile today? Mom, TV. What was the last thing you bought? Monster energy drink, blackberries, pizza.   Facebook, Myspace or Twitter? Twitter. Are you pretty? :)) I’m not.   Are you shy? Very, for the most part. Who do you know with the nicest smile? Him. What colour would you change your eyes to? Just green without the brown.     What song are you listening to? Hurricane-Luke Combs.   Do you know what the word 'mardy’ means? I do not.   What’s your favourite boy’s name? Roen or Jacob.   Girl’s name? I’m not sure.   How do you think your life is going to be? Depressing. Disappointing.       Is this the best year of your life? HAHAHA. Live laugh love, right? Sure. Do you need a party? Yes plz. Computer or laptop? Laptop. Do you wear makeup? I hate leaving the house without it.   What are your favourite pair of jeans? My light blue ones/   What’s the most you’ve ever spent on shoes? $200. Have you ever been strawberry picking? Yep. Do you love your nan? Of course. Don’t you just hate people who love a different person every week? Yeah. Honestly, how many people do you trust? Like, zero. How are you feeling? Very sad. When will you next see your mum? I’m not sure.   Is anything good on TV tonight? Idk.