#he literally slayed so hard in this scene. sorry

[mysticalcats]

ladies and gentlemen, a tap dance

[bluelolblue]

Are we not gonna talk about this scene?

Bonus: the grip

[kyojurismo]

Hi! I hope you’re doing good!

I was wondering if your requests are open. If they are, could I please request headcanons of how douma, yoriichi and kyojuro would react to reader wearing something revealing in a public event? It could be a party, or a date, it’s up to you! Would they get more jealous or turned on?

I’m sorry if my english is kind of bad! And it’s fine if you don’t write for some of them!

Drink water and keep slaying author-chan!

▸ ANSWERING. oh your english is fine dw !! it’s my first time writing for yoriichi and i fear that he’s out of character… i apologise just in case um, here it is by the way <3

▸ FANDOM. kimetsu no yaiba

▸ CHARACTERS. douma (upper rank two) x fem!reader, kyojuro rengoku x fem!reader, yoriichi tsugikuni x fem!reader

▸ RATING. nsfw

▸ WARNINGS. modern eu! mild smut (or better: horrible smut lol), jealousy, fingering, kissing, not proofread

okay important, for the ambience imagine one of those round party tables pls. it’s super important in kyojuro’s part or else it won’t make sense. that being said, they’re like attending a party for some sort of birthday celebration or like graduation stuff idk, it’s up to you really

DOUMA

i personally think he would get jealous

but it passes soon because he kinda starts clinging to your side more than usual as to mark his territory

he can’t help but stare at you

SiDEeYE to whoever stares longer than 2 seconds

douma grabs your face and pulls you in for a kiss when someone isn’t getting a hint

you’re too stunned to speak after every single kiss

he would take you to the bathroom 🫢

get ready for two things:

1 you won’t see your panties till you get home because they now belong to his pocket

2 stare at your reflection while douma’s gripping your hips and making you see stars

“fuck . . . you look amazing tonight,” he whimpers into your hear, one of his hand wrapped around your neck.

[i’m so down bad for him i just wanna hear douma moan]

needless to say, you’re a mess and douma seems more satisfied than usual

“my beautiful, beautiful woman,” he mutters once you turn around to face him and he gently caress your cheek before kissing your parted lips

KYOJURO RENGOKU

now, kyojuro would be too stunned to speak

he’s hyperventilating on the inside

“darling, you . . . woah, you’re stunning.”

he doesn’t really get that jealous but he too would make sure to let others understand that he’s your boyfriend

coff coff fingering under the table coff coff

kyojuro’s damned skilled fingers

you’re gripping his thigh so hard you’re almost ripping his pants

kyojuro literally started fingering you to discourage those who were staring too long at your figure

and when he licks his finger clean as if nothing happened

“i really want a kiss,” he pleads, staring at you with those gold orbs. you glance at him, “you’re unbelievable.”

of course you give him a little peck on the lips a few moments later, making him smile

he’s holding your hand for the rest of the night, randomly kissing your cheek some times

YORIICHI TSUGIKUNI

man’s on a mission.

doesn’t let anyone stare at you for too long

he doesn’t need to talk or do anything, they simply meet his eyes and look away

it’s amazing because the moment he meets your soft eyes he turns into a puppy

you kiss his chin and smile at him, as if you were oblivious to the hungry eyes surrounding you

you rest your cheek against his arm, enjoying your time with yoriichi

he’s jealous but not that kind of jealous, y’know?

yoriichi hides it well, he’s not one to cause a scene or get the two of you in troubles

but the moment you get home you don’t even get the time to say “it was a fun night . . .” that yoriichi has your back against the nearest wall and is devouring your lips

he’s gently holding your face, about to moan right into your mouth. one of his hands sneaks between your legs but you’re wet enough from the whole make out session that you quickly unzip his pants and pull it down. yoriichi catches up quickly and lift you off the ground before finally sinking into your warm and welcoming cunt. you moan against his lips and tug at his hair, getting lost in the pleasure once he starts thrusting his hips

“you were so beautiful everyone was staring at you, petal,” he smiles against your neck, his ears blessed by your cute little moans. “i love you– shit.”

▸ BEFORE LEAVING. reblog and comments are super appreciated. what is this? idk kdjfjf i hope you enjoyed it by the way, have a good day / night <3

[incorrect-riordanverse]

watched ep 3 & 4 of the pjo show. here are random thoughts:

ep 3

ive said before that ive put off watching the pjo show after episode 2 because the pacing seemed like a rush of getting from story checkpoint to story checkpoint and it never sat in one place long enough to actually grip me. episode 3 started off like that too, before the trio went on the quest. i only started to really like it when they were on the bus together and more of their dynamic was shining. theyre so funny bru.

i like all the acting but leah jeffries and aryan simhadri are CARRYING SO HARD. its like they took annabeth exactly how i imagined her out of my head and plopped her on screen and im so shocked at the accuracy??? her attitude and side eyes and sass is perf. and simhadri’s grover is insane because (dont come for me) i actually like the show version of him better than i did in the book 😭 perhaps reading him was rocky and i interpreted him wrong but seeing him on screen makes me SO attached to him. like in the books he always seemed like a sort of third wheel and annabeth and percy were outshining him so much but he’s actually slaying the show. i love him lots.

i like the dichotomy between percy and annabeth. their dynamic is already so juicy, especially with how they view both their godly and mortal parents. you can see some of their fatal flaws already shining through UGH i love them

i like medusa WAY more in the show. she seems so menacing yet classy and much more multifaceted. my only complaint was that she died way too quickly. there was so much build up in tension only for her to get one-tapped and it was honestly disappointing.

LIN MANUEL MIRANDA SPOTTED 🫵🫵

dialogue was great in this episode, btw.

ep 4

dream sequence went so hard -> “just breathe mummy ☺️ you’ll always be here 😁” *cuts to percy alone on a desolate plane where she is, in fact, not here*

sighhh sometimes i forget these kids are just twelve and theyre literal BABIES and percy just misses his mum 🙁

annabeth exposition time. a comment on all the exposition— there’s always something each episode but i think the show is doing a well enough job of not dumping everything in a way thats spoon-feedy to audience or in a way that makes viewers feel overwhelmed. theyre breaking information up nicely (imo).

echidna is slaying so hard. sorry but the villains are actually eating the whole dish up. mwah no balls.

its giving “im not a monster, im a mother” 🔥

fight scene annoyed me again but at least the mother of all monsters wasn’t ONE TAPPED. but i was annoyed because the monster was not thrashing him around as much as it had the opportunity to and it was giving plot armour im so sorry. might be cause of budget or target audience/rating though idk. the commentary of the show seems more mature however.

anyways yurr those are my observations. i like these last two eps more than the first two so maybe i should let this series cook.

remember to pirate this show if ur gonna watch it!!

[pansy-picnics]

Missing Lance hours

god same. literally all day every day i am thinking about lance. i’m so tired of him being the “hard one to draw” just because he’s a large bald black man and so he always either is absent from fanart or just gets completely butchered. like i know from experience IF U CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO DRAW EUGENE U CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO DRAW LANCE. ITS LITERALLY NOT THAT HARD TO LOOK UP THAT DESCRIPTION AND FIND A BUNCH OF REFERENCES!!!! U JUST NEED TO ACTUALLY PUT IN THE EFFORT TO TRY!!!!

OK. whatever. sorry. i’m getting worked up again. i need to say though i don’t think anyone gives him enough credit for THIS fucking scene

BECAUSE LIKE OH MY GOD??? EVERYONE WAS JUST BRUTE FORCING THIS FIGHT THEY WOULD’VE LOST SO HARD IF LANCE WASN’T THE ONE TO IMMEDIATELY REALIZE THAT DESTROYING THE STATUES WOULD STOP THE GHOSTS FROM SUMMONING….not even edmund and like HE FUCKING LIVES HERE???? like my dude this is literally YOUR house get your weird ass uncle under control already. goddamn.

PEOPLE ARE SOOO QUICK TO CALL LANCE STUPID AND IMPULSIVE JUST BC HE LIKES TO BE A LITTLE SILLY AND GOOFY WHEN HIS GUARD IS DOWN. but especially when you remember that lance is a very cautious and anxious dude and yet this scene makes it so clear that he’s an absolute POWERHOUSE under pressure and i’m SO MAD THAT WE DIDN’T GET TO SEE MORE OF THAT!!!!!!

look at this face girl. this is NOT the face of someone who’s acting absentmindedly on his first impulse. he KNEW what he was doing he had an idea and he was RIGHT and he SLAYED he’s INSANEEEEE.

whenever i think about lance strongbow i am instantly filled with the rage of a thousand suns. i’m currently punching holes in drywall. kill me.

[propertyofkylar]

This is a dark request, but can you write about a drugged with aphrodisiacs fem reader riding male Robin in the underground brother scene?

this is so fucked up i love robin how could i do this kisses u on the cheek thank u

never actually been to the ub so i hope this is Good. used the scenes banned-for-horny posted so thank u hero for that.

anyway SORRY ROBIN ILU

cw: drugs, noncon. slay

You didn't really know where you were, or how you got there.

You were on a stage and could dimly hear a crowd making noises. What you did know, though, was that you were unbearably horny. And you were naked.

You let out a whine, squirming and rubbing your thighs together. But it wasn't enough for you, which made you even more frustrated.

Just then, you heard a soft voice call out your name. Your eyes lit up. You knew that voice!

"W-what's wrong?" Robin's voice came out, all shaky. You eagerly crawled towards where his naked form was resting on the stage. The perfect solution for your problem.

"What are you doing?" Robin looked at you with wide eyes. Didn't he understand? You reached down and were disappointed to find that his cock was soft. No matter, though. You spit into your hand and began to stroke him.

"H-hey!" Robin yelped. "Don't do that, please. You don't have to..."

His words didn't register to you. You could feel how wet you were without even touching, knew you were literally dripping onto the floor. You needed to get him hard ASAP.

"It's okay," you murmured, leaning in to press kisses to his neck. "I need you, Robin."

"No," he mumbled, but it was cut off by a sharp gasp when your thumb brushed against the head of his dick.

Tears started flowing down Robin’s face, and you were surprised to notice you were crying, too. Why? Wasn’t this good? Isn’t this what you were supposed to do?

Stop, a small voice in your head said. You’re hurting him.

You shook your head as if to physically rid yourself of the thoughts and straddled Robin. "Lemme make you feel good too," you slurred, feeling high on something you weren't sure of.

"Please..." he whispered, but that was replaced with a sharp gasp as you lowered yourself onto his cock.

"You feel so good, Robin," you moaned, pushing down the nagging feeling rising in you.

"Stop," he mumbled, and you heard your own voice in your head repeating it. "Don't want it like this. It's not you."

It was so confusing. He felt so good, didn't he feel good too?

You bounced up and down on his length, rubbing your clit as you did. Small gasps came out of Robin each time you moved, and you could tell he was getting close.

But as you sought your own climax, the voice in your head grew louder. You tried to moan to drown it out, but it wouldn't work.

You were getting frustrated. You knew you needed to cum. Why was the voice telling you to stop? Why did Robin look so upset? Why were you crying?

"F-fuck," you gasped as pleasure ripped through your body, your fingers rubbing fast. Robin let out a loud whine and you felt his dick twitch inside you, his cum filling you up.

That was enough and you came, too, crying out as you did. You were distantly aware of applause in the background.

"Mm," you groaned as you came down from your high. That was when clarity hit you. You gasped again, but this time not from pleasure - from horror.

You quickly scrambled off Robin, who was panting heavily with an arm thrown over his eyes. He peeked out from under and gave you a wobbly smile.

"It's okay," he said, his voice sounding weak. "I know they gave you something. It wasn't really you. Must've been powerful, huh?" He tried to chuckle, but his voice cracked.

You said nothing, unable to look him in the eye. You stood up, hearing laughter and jeers coming from the crowd as Robin's cum leaked out of your abused hole and dripped down your leg.

"I'm--" you hesitated, but nothing further came out. You both were quickly silenced anyway, taken back to your cells and thrown in.

It was a quiet night for the both of you.

[sarascamander]

Ranking the Sparrows

7. Christopher the box

I literally don't know what to say...

6. Jayme

First of all I want to say that the actress is really really stunning. Like I can't look away from her every time she's on screen, she's so pretty!

At the same time whenever she's on screen she's doing or saying something rude and I hate her comment on Five and Diego.

5. Alphonso

He's funny, I'll give him that. And he's such a mood too (eating popcorn while watching her sister beat someone up). But other than that there's not much to him.

4. Ben

God he's such an asshole I want him to be last but I don't think it's fair since technically I care less about Jayme and Alphonso and that box. But god I want to punch his throat every time he opens his mouth. The only reason he's this high is because he's funny sometimes and he's so pathetic at that bachelor scene I actually want to hug him. I'm not asking him to be Umbrella Ben, but can he tone down the assholess-ness for a second, jeez.

3. Sloane

Sloane is actually nice and sweet and her power is really cool. The only negative thing I have to say to her isn't actually a negative thing but I hate that she's so... Understanding and peaceful sometimes (urging Luther to make peace with Reggie and her vibe). Again, this is just a personal preference which is kind of ironic bc I just complained that Ben is an asshole earlier lmao.

I think she just rubbed me off slightly wrong because she's treated as a love interest for Luther and doesn't actually go beyond that and I hate that because I would enjoy her more if they make the romance less rushy and instant (I think it's cute that she was fascinated by Luther's moon story but for someone who could be as smart as Five, I didn't expect her to agree to marry Luther immediately. Tbf it was the end of the word but still it's my preference on the circumstances).

2. Marcus

There are only 2 brain cells in the Sparrow Academy and one of them belongs to Marcus. I think he's cool and has so much potential bc I do think he's a good leader and also rational. He tried to negotiate and listen to both sides. He let Viktor run instead of capturing him in the Academy. I'm not saying he's a saint and he definitely has his own motives and stuff but just saying if he was still alive, the whole Sparrow vs Umbrella wouldn't go as long as it did. I truly think he deserves his no. 1 titles.

1. Fei

Fei Hargreeves slayed so hard, I'm sorry. She's a fashion icon since the Handler and her personality is so engaging and enjoyable. She has the other braincell and she's evil and I love it. It looked good on her. None of the Sparrow are actually fleshed out well but I love the potential of Fei and she's entertaining to watch.

[steveharrington]

21 & 22 also hi i'm a big fan

hi so nice to meet my supporters

21. part of canon you think is overhyped

hmmm there’s so much to choose from… this is weird but i’m gonna say like. character deaths. i feel like people vastly overestimate and exaggerated how sad these deaths supposedly are and i’m NOT saying this to be edgy and i DO think some of them are really sad okay like. the first couple hit!!! benny and barb and bob all make me emotional even if barb’s actual death scene does make me laugh bc they literally interspersed clips of her dying with stancy fucking which is hard to take serious. but like i cannot for the life of me relate to people who are sad alexei died. who are sad chrissy died. even eddie’s actual death scene is so hollow and forced to me that the scene itself doesn’t make me sad in the slightest and i Only get emotional thinking about the hypothetical feelings of the other characters, which we didn’t even get to see!!! ppl will inevitably be sad when the designated Born To Die character in s5 dies. i feel like st saw how much barb and bob affected people and they were like oh let’s do that every season then! but barb was sad because she was nancy’s childhood best friend and we spent a lot of time examining nancy’s grief over it, bob was sad because he offered hope for joyce that she could have a safe and stable life and his death was like ripping away her last shred of hope. alexei and chrissy to me aren’t developed or integral to the story nearly enough for me to be sad that they’re dead i’m SORRY

22. your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

ugh lucas’ storylines……s1 baby lucas so intent on getting his missing friend back that he goes to stake out a government lab BY HIMSELF and struggles to trust an outsider who he instinctively blames for the horrors until he empathizes with her and ultimately becomes her bestie…..s2 lucas developing feelings for max but literally being threatened and eventually attacked by her 18 year old racist brother and STILL making sure max knows that she’s a separate person who he cares about…..s3 lucas slaying bc that’s kinda all they let him do that season…….s4 lucas hoping he can thrive in high school and start a new chapter where he can feel socially accepted and kinda make a path for himself with a new interest but now max won’t talk to him and he’s worried about her and terrified for her wellbeing and no matter how much he tries to communicate this to her she continues to self isolate until finally his love for her is LITERALLY what saves her fucking life and also one of his friends dies horribly and it’s only given like 2 seconds of attention even though he’s clearly affected by it. god. all of lucas’ story arcs are so rich and compelling and no one ever wants to talk about him!!!!!!!!!

[atlanticsea]

truly sorry to be a hater when i finally get what i've been asking for for weeks (a nate convo with his dad) but i'm so deflated about how it went 😔 like already nate quitting and having a huge character moment OFF SCREEN when it was a perfect occasion to parallel his departure from richmond to show how much he's grown, in an episode that spends like 5 minutes on roy's tie dye shirt??? like sure it's an okay bit but the disregard for nathan makes my blood boil lmao 💀💀 also don't get me started on edwin akufo and how ted lasso Loves to have unreasonable characters of colour that throw tantrums for no reason because it has me so heated. whatever

anyways the main thing i have problems with is that "i didn't know how to parent a genius" is the peak example of how ted lasso fails to understand racial dynamics meaningfully and my child of immigrant self is so so sad because TO ME nate's dad pushed his son because people of colour face immense pressure and must always be the best to even be taken into consideration, and he DID care about him succeeding because if you succeed it means you Made it, and it means your parents' sacrifices paid off, and it means everything makes sense now. and it would have been so so meaningful to have a scene where a parent says "i wanted you to be successful, so i pushed you as hard as i could. and i see now it was wrong. i'm sorry" but oh well lmao. also the fact that nate's convo with his dad doesn't start his redemption arc but finishes it because the show was too focused on him having a manic pixie dream girl gf with literally 0 personality.... what a waste!!! what a fucking waste. nathan you deserve bettee and jade u also deserve better. read my nate character study it slays absolute pussy unlike the episode.

[totallytrucked]

ok my rambling thoughts

first of all. moritz was absolutely incredible. he was a FRESHMAN and he was so fucking good i literally cried. his don't do sadness?? AMAZING. He reminded me so much of jgj too i was in love. lets hang out.

melchior was kind of weird, his voice wasn't so strong but he did make some really fun acting choices. i kind of felt like the guy they had playing otto should have played melchior bc his voice was more interesting but idk i did not cast the production.

wendla was awesome! she had some really good moments especially during whispering and when she was talking to melchior. loved her. her voice was also beautiful!

HANSCHEN i loved hanschen sorry the actress redeemed herself she slayed so hard. the vineyard scene was so touching and beautiful and i cried. also hanschen and ernst went off hand in hand during left behind.... nice detaul

martha's voice was absolutely amazing and the dark i know well was awesome. they staged it really well and it ended with this huge sound that was so like dread-inducing.

also getting to see bitch of living and totally fucked live for the first time i almost exploded. i literally almost died. it was so crazy. they all flipped off the teachers during the first blaj blah blah like mY GODDD and the LIGHTING and the SET WAS INCREDIBLEEEEEEE WWEKJFHLKJREHFKEJRHg so yeah.

ok i didn't like the girls costumes very much they were kind of weird and not period accurate AND wendla was not wearing blue which i feel like is kind of a sin but whatever. they wore stuff that i feel like i see people wearing to class but with like a kind of german skirt and i just feel like there was some wasted potential. but that is coming from someone who has designed one million spring awakening costumes.

there was NO GUITAR!!! THEY PLAYED ALL THE GUITAR RIFFS ON THE PIANO???? and my friend was like omg this musical is so rockin and i said wait for the guitar riff in totally fucked its balls crazy and then it was on a PIANO. reprehensible. its a ROCK MUSICAL.

the choreograprhy was kind of weird sometimes, especially during mirror blue night, but i LOVED the end of bitch and touch me. like exactly what i (esteemed theater director gene totallytrucked) would have done.

overall it was literally incredible. i love this musical so much and getting to see it live was amazing and so emotional and so beautiful and moving and exciting and incredible and awesome and im running out of positive words but just know. i loved it so much. i am so happy. i will be listening to nothing but spring awakening for the next year.

i will probs post pictures if i can find some! support college theater <3

[why-are-all-the-users-taken]

thoughts on toa

ok so everyone is doing this so imma do it too.

So when I first started reading toast I was like "lesters funny but he's kinda a drama king and thats annoying me a lil" but then,,, like- he started realizing "oH. I FUCKED UP A LIL AS A GOD" and once he started realizing that and acting on the idea that he needed to start being better, hE ACTUALLY BECAME SUCH A GOOD CHARACTER (not that he wasn't already but yk)

So like it kinda when like this

The hidden Oracle: Lester starts as a drama king and I didn't rlly like him too much at first. Like I would literally cringe every paragraph bc he was still in the "im a God and I'm better than u mortals" mindset which is probably why he annoyed me at first. But then he started realizing stuff like, "oh ya maybe that was my fault" example, Daphne and hyacinth. And then also realizing that everyone didn't love him, they just didn't disrespect him bc he could have smited them when he was a god

The dark prophecy: I liked this one a lot actually. Bc meg came back and it showed how much Lester loved her (as a sister) and also had Lester realize that he was kinda petty as a god and that he could have helped a lot more people. AND,,, THERE WAS A OLD LESBIAN COUPLE WHICH I LOVE (I can't remember their names T^T) NOT TO MENTION LEO CAME BACK!!! and the hunters of Artemis, I love them sm.

Burning maze: ...so- I already had spoilers for this one so everytime Callugulas (?) Or Jason's name came out I started tearing up thinking abt what was gonna happen. And Lester sacrificing himself was everything. Literally I was terrified but at the Sam time iT SHOWED SO MUCH GROWTH!!! But honestly I'm glad Jasper broke up bc it was so forced- AND GROVER!!! I LITERALLY SQUEALED WHEN GROVER SHOWED UP!!! and I love all of the dryads sm. And loved coach hedge as well. But honestly it was a rlly good read!! I mean in my opinion Rick is better at first person than 3rd tbh. And Piper slayed. I love her.

The tyrants tomb: ok, I'mma just be honest here, I cried the most during this book. Between Lester almost dying, all of the mentions of Jason, all of the minor characters that died, and everything else, my eyes literally stung by the time I finished reading- BUT DONS DEATH HAD ME BAWLING. I LITERALLY WAS CRYING MY EYES OUT. AND DAKOTA DIED TOO!! I LOVED HIS CHARACTER!!! oh and Artemis and Apollos reunion was SOOO sweet (yes I cried when that happened too). And frazel <33 AND OH MY GODS DON'T GET ME STARTED ON REYNA!!! I LOVED HER BEFORE TTT BUT SHE JUST GOT BETTER!!! I love her sm. And hazel as well!!! AND OH MY GODS (AGAIN) LAVINA!!! MY LIL PINK HAIRED LESBIAN! I LIVE FOR HER CHARACTER! and lavina x poison oak forever bc I love them. But Don 😭 I literally died inside when he died. And oh Hades, meg and her armed unicorns- that was everything- and Apollo seeing how his actions hurt other people like the silent god and the voice in the jar (I'm terrible at names sorry) was such a character arch as well.

Tower of Nero: I'm just gonna say it,the solangelo in this book gave me life. They were so CUTE. and the ....hat creatures (i can't spell their name) were hilarious ngl. AND RACHEL SAW THE BROOKLYN HOUSE AND ONE OF FELIX'S PENGUINS- I LITERALLY STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD DURING THAT SCENE- oh my gods and don't get me started on how much the python and Apollo scene scared me. I was like holy shit Apollos gonna die! Dues flash, he didn't but yk- and meg and Apollo were the best. AND LOU!!! OH MY GODS I LOVED HER!! and I feel bad for all of neros adopted kids :( but Apollo after he became a god again literally shocked me so much- like- he forgave his father!! That shocked me so so much but I was so proud of him 😭

Anyways overall, I loved this series so much. The characters were amazing,the plot was amazing, Apollos character arch was wonderfully written- and I just loved it.

[ryansjane]

I've been seeing people say that Gawin exudes straight guy energy and I'm not sure about how to feel about it. I think he just doesn't know he likes him yet? Or maybe it's only First and Podd who can make Gawin seem more like a gay man.

I think it might have to do with the fact that Gawin looks more masculine than what people have come to expect from bl characters. Like they can't fathom that gay men can be masculine and like men. Not saying everyone thinks like that just saying it could be a contributing factor.

I'm not a gay man by any means so i can't tell if he is a good representation for them.

But as a queer person I think he's fine. I feel like First really made him seem more queer, but at the same time Gawin's chemistry with Krist isn't too bad (at least for now it seems like friendship which is what they want it to be)

okay so I'm sorry but gawin is literally a queer icon for me, his energy & chemistry as mork in dbk & dan in not me is literally PERFECT, and his irl vibe exudes so much soft masculine energy I literally adore him for it. that being said, I feel like this judgment of pisaeng is so fucking unfair?? like yeah pisaeng is a very different role for gawin, he's more popular, masculine, rich, perfect, etc. but his forming crush on kawi is already so fucking obvious imo. but even if it wasn't the case bc they're just friends rn, I feel like it's normal lol, like let the pairing develop some chemistry as the characters actually fall in love. and like yeah obviously after gawinfirst literally INVENTED CHEMISTRY, it's literally impossible for gawin to have better chemistry with krist (it's already a miracle they have any to begin with lmaooo), and even with podd they slayed morksun so hard, but people have no fucking patience lmao it's so annoying. also the idea that people don't see him as queer bc he's too masculine is dumb. 95% of thai bl characters are masculine af whereas feminine characters are barely acknowledged or even the butt of the joke so saying it's just bc he acts masculine simply makes no sense. ALSO I'm sorry but the tension & longing pisaeng has when he escapes his wedding to come kiss kawi instead at the end of ep 2???????? so fucking queer it hurts. gawin brought out his whole ussy for that scene. people are fucking blind. I just feel like people are bringing so much bad faith to their commentary of bmf & it's giving me flashbacks to not me LMAO, let this show actually go on for more than five seconds before complaining please :')))

xxx

[the-irrelevant-trumpeter]

OKAY PERCY JACKSON SERIES THOUGHTS REAL QUICK not in any particular order just what my brain is spewing

(spoilers obviously)

okay so like. it was so good. screaming crying throwing up like!!!!

walker leah and aryan are all excellent and i'm so excited to see them throughout the rest of the show

special shoutout to leah because in these first two eps she's had a lot less screentime than the other two and yet she has completely stolen the show for me

forgot that jason mantzoukas is in this and got jumpscared lmao

the car and then minotaur scenes would have been really good if i had been able to see them

i feel like i was expecting luke's scar to be bigger. this isn't a complaint or anything, just an observation.

"NO I AM SALLY JACKSON'S SON" slayed so hard like i screameddd

percy praying to his mum <3333 there's one thing percy jackson will do and that is think of his mum as a goddess

also HIM BURNING THE JELLYBEANS 😭😭😭

also also him telling his mum that he really feels like he's made friends when you know he's talking about luke is TRAGIC oh no the final episode is going to be sooo good and so heartbreaking. oof.

i really REALLY liked virginia kull as sally, but a lot of the dialogue in her scenes felt a bit clunky to me. idk i know they need exposition and all that, but some of it felt a bit weird. especially their conversation right before she was killed

okay i know a few people in the tag have already talked about this, but sally and gabe felt a little off to me. i know the posts i've seen have said that they downplayed how completely and utterly awful gabe is, and while i do think it was downplayed a little bit, he was still bad enough that i didn't feel like that was a major issue. the part that didn't feel quite right to me was the way sally argued back at him. i feel like what she says to him is kind of what the audience should WANT her to say (because gabe's a dick), but the point is that she doesn't say that, because sally jackson loves percy so damn much that she willingly endures that until she is able to get out of that situation. i swear i'm not going to be like "tHiS iSnT hOw iT iS iN tHe bOoK" much, because it's an adaptation and it's going to have to make some changes and that's fine! but in the book, percy states that he's "never heard her raise her voice or say an unkind word to anyone, not even me or gabe" and keeps on emphasising how she constantly withstands gabe and doesn't move against him because of her love for percy, and i just feel like that's an important aspect of her character. also i feel like sally arguing back at gabe is going to make her finally killing him less impactful. and i think it probably also plays a part in gabe's assholery being downplayed. because the argument they have there feels much more like "oh we're so dysfunctional ha ha" instead of "this is an abusive household". you know what i mean? idk i get that it was meant to be a #girlboss moment, and a part of me was like "YEAH GET HIS ASS", but i do feel like that moment didn't serve sally's character as well, changed the dynamic of sally and gabe's relationship, and negatively affected the impact the story will have when percy gives her the means to get rid of gabe and she takes it. this is a very long dot point i'm sorry.

mr d pretending to be percy's dad was SO FUNNY

clarisse is too pretty (/pos), like i was barely paying attention in her scenes because i was literally there like "women <3" thank you dior goodjohn

"you fell in love with god... like jesus?" is a top tier line

i'm so sorry but i'm a "tah-lia" pronunciation truther and it will remain this way in my head

the cut to percy flossing in the woods killed me. like straight up killed me dead.

BLACKJACK BEING THE FIRST MAGICAL THING PERCY SEES!!! THEY'RE GOING TO BE BESTIES!!!

these are all of the thoughts i have atm, and despite my more negative thoughts here, my feelings are almost completely positive (my excitement is less coherent than my criticisms, so i didn't write about them as much). i'm really excited to see the rest of the episodes!

[roosterbruiser]

this post is for Landslide baddies and Landslide baddies ONLY 🫵🤨

remember when I talked about writing a bunch of alternate versions of Landslide? and one of them was what if her and Jake met first?

while that will never be written (I love Landslide so much and I don't want to change anything about it sorry love you) mother has decided to feed her children a few crumbs....

here were the tentative plans for the story where her and Jake end up together (and they're largely unfinished, literally just crumbs!!!):

-starts on December 2016, so only a few months after Maggie's death

-her and Jake meet on NYE so she’s like three/four weeks pregnant but has no clue obvi

-they meet outside The Hard Deck. she isn't going in--she's just kind of standing around the entrance. she's not super fucked up yet, but she's high. he gets to talking to her, obvi thinks she's gorgeous and a conquest. but then cut to the chase bc she's like come back to my house and who is he to disagree?

-and then when they get back there, instead of having sex right away, maybe he notices that her air conditioner in the living room isn’t working. and he fixes it while she kind of just stands there. and then maybe he’s even like looking around her house a little bit while she goes into the bathroom and takes some more pills and he sees all the pictures on the walls and then realizes that he’s with Clover Ledger—whose sister is dead as of recently. like, super recently.

-so then maybe when he goes into the bedroom, she’s waiting for him, naked. and she’s kind of like not really there. he doesn’t want to take advantage of her and feels quite sick about this whole situation. and she’s high so she’s not much help. so maybe he just covers her up and she is able to whisper, could you just stay? and he does stay. he just holds her. 

-and the next morning, maybe he orders in some breakfast and sits in the living room while he waits for her to wake up. so then he starts playing a record and it happens to be Rumours by Fleetwood Mac. she wakes up to her sisters song playing in the living room. at first, maybe she thinks it’s a ghost or something because she can’t see him. but he walks up the stairs holding pancakes and eggs and hash browns. then they eat breakfast together. 

-he can tell that she’s deeply sad, deeply wounded. she's very obviously self-destructing.

-they should have one scene where she’s slightly sober. and maybe it’s the first time she’s laughed in a long time—he’s made her coffee and they’re just chatting about the academy and school and where they grew up and stuff. breakfast accidentally spans out across the entire day. they don’t even kiss, barely even touch. it’s just a pure interaction. she gives him her number and he promises to call. 

-I think he is enamored with her already and he doesn't even have the best version of her yet.

-they end up hanging out maybe once or twice more. maybe they even have a random meeting at the grocery store or something. it’s kind of a weird fated thing. 

-but then she kind of falls off the map after that. so like he calls her and texts her and she doesn’t answer. and then he finally swings by her house, not trying to be creepy. he is genuinely worried something happened to her. 

-finally Bob answers her phone in like late March and there’s a misunderstanding because Bob thinks Jake is just another guy that’s taken advantage of her but Jake has to tell him that they were friends and blah blah blah. so Bob says the next time he sees Faye, he is going to ask about Jake and then maybe he will let Jake know what the next move is. Bob slays.

-so he waits about another week or two and then gets a phone call from Faye’s phone—it’s Bob on the other end of the line. he tells Jake that Faye said if he really wanted to come see her, he could come during visiting hours. he tells Jake that she is in an in-patient treatment facility in Arizona. then he tells Jake to call if he has any questions. 

-Jake can’t stop thinking about Faye. she really touched him deeply. so he does it one weekend—he goes and visits her. se hops on a plane and goes to the treatment facility and sees her. she looks better physically—she really does. she doesn’t look as dead as she did before. she’s awkward and embarrassed and broken and he’s just happy to see her—he doesn’t care that it’s in a rehab facility. she tells him almost as soon as she sees him that she’s pregnant—and then he can actually see it. when he visits her in late May, she’s about 14 weeks pregnant.

-he is randomly all in. he calls her when he can and they have long conversations on the phone. he visits her whenever he can, too—somehow always missing Bob. he is unspokenly there for her for her pregnancy, too. he wants to be there for everything she’s going through. 

-she leaves rehab when she is about 20 weeks pregnant. she goes home. he helps out around her house. and then they start spending like a lot of time with each other. like they’re kind of just best friends. he doesn’t really know a lot of people in San Diego and she doesn’t have her sister or Bob at the moment. or her family. so they just start doing everything with each other. he helps with things like her air conditioning and just stuff around the house. 

-she’s starting to prepare for the baby. she doesn’t want to force anything on him, but he insists that he wants to help her. so he starts going with her to pick out baby clothes and nursery items and all that good stuff. and then eventually he starts going to her appointments with her whenever he can. he will go out and buy her pickles in the middle of the night. he is the one who tells her that she should start going to childbirth classes. and he shows up for her there, acts as her partner. 

-as it progresses, he’s still just there. he’s falling in love with her for sure, but more than anything wants to just support her. he cares about her a lot. she always jokes that he should go out and find a girl and sleep around and go crazy but no—he just wants to be there with her, feeling the baby kick, doing whatever she wants to do. 

-a point of contention is that he is in love with her but she needs him as a friend so desperately. like she doesn’t want to believe that he is only there to fuck her. and he does love being her friend but is truly also in love with her. 

-when she goes into labor, she’s a little bit early. I’m thinking she goes into labor on August 1st, just after midnight. and she drives herself to the hospital and is there for a few hours before Jake figures out what’s going on. and he only figures out because she tells Bob and Bob is scrambling because he was supposed to be flying in in a few weeks instead of August 1st. so he calls Jake to be his placeholder. 

-he's there through everything--even the emergency c-section. he strokes her hair and even manages to get her to laugh a few times. he gets to see her face the first time she hears her son cry. they are both overwhelmed with emotion, crying and laughing, totally shocked and in awe.

-he is very little because he was early, but he's healthy. Jake is actually the first person who gets to hold him (partly because Faye is numb and strapped down and partly because all of the staff thinks he's dad and neither him or Faye is correcting it). he watches her kiss him and love him and oh, boy. he's in real trouble now. all of this feels too good, too weirdly good. too natural.

-she names the little boy Bowie Palmer Ledger.

-she keeps expecting Jake to hit the road. but he never does. he leaves for a half hour to go home and grab a bag and then sets up camp at her bedside. he's totally obsessed.

-the last night in the hospital, in the afterglow of it all, they admit their feelings for each other. but Faye says that she's a mother now and she can't be getting involved with anyone just yet. plus Jake is the best friend she's had since Bob and she doesn't want to lose that. Jake agrees with her. they both decide it's best to be friends for a the time being. but they do share one tiny little kiss.

-but the biggest issue is: Jake is absolutely in love with her. like more than he's ever loved anyone ever before. he has no desire to leave whatsoever. he wants to stay with her and raise this fucking baby—and he knows that’s crazy. 

feel free to send me any thoughts on this....maybe we could expand on some things together....

[lonesomedotmp3]

I have deeply urgent things to do so clearly it's time for the final lost rankings of season one

1. kate - she's so crazy... you always want to run away katie!!

2. sayid... 🫶 when he was the first one to speak at boone's funeral graugh

3. jack. he's been serving like crazy lately it's insane. do no harm was just unreal. and I won't spoil for beth but that thing he did in exodus. his beautiful stupid hero complex <3 literally if he had absolute power he would keep it really niceys!!

4. sun. I don't have much to say she makes me feel a lot of things I really like her

5. shannon. every time she does something I find compelling she does something irritating like right after but of course I'm a feminist and I'm working on it. she's had some really good scenes though like her and walt... ugh 😿

6. jin. literally went from wanting him dead to here look how far we've come... he's been slaying sorry. but frankly I DON'TTTT care that he was in the mafia or whatever like to be honest dude I could not give less of a fuck. him just being a guy who can't communicate with the rest of them is inherently compelling and he can have this conflict with sun without it being like. oh well he's just so stressed because he's a contract killer. or whatever he does it's all the same stupid shit. I don't care! on a nicer note I'm obsessed with his little marital odd couple dynamic with micheal where micheal is one of the only ppl who can sort of understand him... they were in love here. or something.

7. boone. he will not be on this list after this and of course he's dead so I'm letting him be this high. his death was devastating lowkey and him dying desperately trying to save them all... whatever 😐 I'm letting you off the hook 😐 WHATEVER!

8. walt. henry mills swag! freaky little kid swag!

9. oh my god I forgot charlie. well if I'm being real he's been flopping lately. am I really gonna make him lower than jin... yeah I am. sorry. he'll win me back soon it won't be hard.

10. hurley. he's fine. him being the comedic side character is kind of getting grating though like I get it we need the silly but. come on...

11. locke. BOOOOOO! he's getting soooooo cocky like sit down bro you literally killed that kid because you're insane... and then calling it * ********* ********* GET OUT!!! he's obviously going to be the main part of a crazyyyy arc next season but he is irritating the hell out of me currently. and an enemy of jack is an enemy of mine...

12. micheal. also fine he has had a few good moments with jin but mostly he's kind of boring and whatever

13. sawyer. I like him much more than I used to! but he still pisses me off. ESPECIALLY after born to run before that I was like ok he can be kinda silly but oh my god keep kate's name out of your mouth she should've poisoned your ass...

whoaaaa I literally forgot about claire. sorry girl you are kind of nothing to me... I'd put her above hurley probably

and while I'm here. best episodes of season one - pilot/the moth/do no harm/exodus part one. <3 ok bye xoxo tee

[spiralling-thoughts]

hi! i’m curious- whose your favorite tribute? also, are there any tributes that you don’t particularly like?

Well I might need to to separate lists because I love all of them for different reasons

So I don't dislike any of the tributes its hard for me to they are all just children who were forced into a unfair situation even back in the first movie I didn't hate the careers so no I don't dislike any of them (just very confused why tanner and otto were targeting sheaf and lamina)

For the main tributes

1- reaper I don't think I need to explain this hes such a powerful character and his powerful scene always brings me to tears

2- Lucy gray, I really love her shes a well written character and I adore when a girl can survive in a colourful dress also with how media nowadays keeps trying to push for "strong female characters " shes a breath of fresh air it's nice to see female character whose a passionate colourful artist and is very empathetic person still be a impactful and powerful character without being overpowered or physically violent

3-Wovey SHE IS MY SWEET BABY she's so adorable and precious I literally wanted to give her a hug and a kiss on the forehead every time she was on screen I can't explain how devastated I was when she was approaching the snake tank I wanted to pick her up and get her away from it

4- jessup, his such a sweet and gentle person and his death was so tragic and his friendship with Lucy gray is so sweet and underrated

5- bobbin, his an absolute gremlin and I adore him for trying to kill snow 😌 and the way wovey was clinging to him was so cute he gives huge tough boy with a heart of gold vibes

6- brandy, she literally SLAYED

7- coral and treech, I feel sorry for both of them and I think they represent the hard choices that the tributes are forced to make in the hunger games, and corals relationship with mizzen is so precious to me and the part when treech looked away when lamina was attacked I wanted to cry and coral's final line break my heart ( I put them together because I just felt my reasons for liking them were so similar and didn't want to repeat myself)

8- Marcus, his a really tragic character he was one of the least aggressive characters and genuinely seemed like a nice kid yet he had the most brutal fate

9- tanner, I feel like he and the pack could have been close friends if given the chance and I like when people make him the comic relief of the group

For the tributes who I relate to the most they are lamina i tend to cry alot when stressed and scared and if I was in this situation I would have cried waterfalls too , mizzen and dill reminds me so much of myself as a kid I used to follow my older siblings around and tried to act tough like mizzen and for dill I used to get sick alot and would cling to my parents when we would go out while I was sick( alhamdulillah my health is far better now ) so they both reminds me of my kid self and teslee because of her hugging the drone I too hug my stuffed toys alot

For the tributes who I love because of my headcanons for them there are panlo and facet in my mind they are both golden retriever boys, sheaf and Ginnee and Velvereen I admit I inserted aspects of myself into them ( sorry not sorry), sol and otto because I headcanon them as being very sassy and moody

For the tributes who I don't have as much headcanons they are hy , circ, sabyn, I don't dislike them I just feel like compared to the others I don't have as much headcanons for them

Sorry this is way too long then it needed to be but I love rambling about my silly little guys they are all precious to me it's really fascinating how these background characters have consumed my brain