#he literally looks like a pile of 💩

[keepingupwiththebananadramas]

BROWN!

BAGGY/LOOSE PANTS!

Wtf is Ilaria doing over there? This shit ain't not where near attractive nor does it fit his body.

[lancabbage]

As I can't reply to this absolute pile of 💩 post I'll just add it to my own...

How can you be right if you can't even remember the novel! 😂😂😂😂

Listen... Here's a tip for you, starting an argument with "I might not remember...*insert thing you have no right to comment on if you can fn remember*, buuuuut..." - because you just look like a idiot. Just for future ref, hon.

People who claim JC is homophobic aren't antis - we can just read 🤷🏻‍♀️ maybe you should try it some time?

Lmao at you comparing JC to JGY. Yes, JGY murdered a lot of people - but so has JC. He literally gathered a horde of cultivators and attacked a group of people he knew to be not only innocent, but old and frail. Oh and a toddler. He didn't give a flying shit about the small child who lives there. He wanted to kill WWX and would have tried to if WWX hadn't died first. He's a prick. Deal with it.

He's also homophobic af. Try re-reading the novel and you can clearly see he's absolutely vile reaction to "MXY" when he's told the man is gay. Not to mention the way he reacts to WX. If that's not good enough for you MXTX literally said JC was homophobic and his growing hatred was there from the minute he noticed how WWX acted around LWJ.

Now, please - don't post your unfound bs, that's not backed up with evidence, in the canon JC tags. This tag is for CANON not whatever you have decided to make up in your head. You just look stupid for saying such stuff and not actually recalling the novel you're actually talking about! Hon 😒

[agent217]

We have the Big Hedgehog.

A slightly gross one, but still my favorite family story. When my brother was little, he had this phase where he boycotted pants and would constantly run around the house butt naked, and we mostly just let him. Nobody really cares about seeing a baby butt. He was still in diapers when we went out, but at home he normally was good at saying when he needed the bathroom. Normally. This one particular day the rest of us are at the dinner table, and my brother's playing in the adjacent living room, minding his own business while we finish eating.

Suddenly he comes up to us, the biggest smile on his face and clearly incredibly excited, practically jumping up and down, and goes "Look, dad! Big hedgehog!" while taking dad's hand to lead him to somewhere behind the couch, out of sight from the table.

Our dad took one glance and just burst out laughing, he was doubled over and called the whole family to come look at this big hedgehog, while my brother, seeing dad's apparently positive reaction, stood there with the biggest, proudest grin.

My brother's favorite toys were two stuffed hedgehogs, referred to as the big and small one respectively, so we were expecting his toy to be in some particularily funny position, or maybe a drawing he made of it he thought was really cool and worthy of showing dad.

But no. Instead, my brother had apparently squatted down and pooped behind the couch while we assumed he was playing. However, as he was still in diapers and had never seen his own poop before, he didn't know what it was. And apparently in his mind he remembered the next best brown thing he knew of and just... thought it was a hedgehog. Somehow. And he was so excited about it, you should've seen his little face, his eyes were lit up so bright you'd think he'd found his Christmas presents behind that couch. I cannot put into words the sheer comedic effect brought on by his utter excitement, only to walk over there to find a literal pile of shit on the carpet.

My brother is 16 now and just graduated from school, and to this day we haven't let this go. Big Hedgehog is going down in family history. One of us comes back from the bathroom and will just go "oh that was a particularily big hedgehog". For us, if something smells awful, someone will say "it smells like a big hedgehog" and everyone will agree. We don't use 💩 we use 🦔. One time we were at a zoo that had a couple of hedgehogs, and we all just stood at the exhibit giggling.

And every time someone asks about it we get to tell The Story and shame my brother (he also thinks it's hilarious and will share it himself if no one else does).

Tell me about a joke that you and your family absolutely lose your shit over that other people would not get.

Tell me about the very unique way you pick on each other.

Or tell me about a pop culture reference your family will never let die and you’ve never heard any other family use it.

*chin on hands* I just love hearing these stories. (I’m obsessed with little loser microcultures like families and very niche fandoms) So lay it on me.

[inarizakibabe]

Hello, do you have any Inarizaki Headcanons?

Oh my goodness Anon 🥺 I have been waiting for an ask like this for so long now *opens a door* step into my office so we can discuss important matters.....for the record this is with y/n as the manager

🦊 Well first of all we have to start with our favorite foodie. He is literally your food guru. Poor baby comes to you all the time when he wants a snack or to complain that he’s hungry. After about a week straight of asking you he’ll figure out where your secret snack pile is. You get suspicious when you notice he doesn’t ask you for snacks anymore but your snack stash isn’t as well stocked as you left it. But baby Samu is a gentleman and leaves snacks for you as well. Don’t be too surprised when you notice your favorite chips constantly showing up.

🦊 Moving onto Mr Refresher himself, can we just discuss Aran headpats? He just looks like he uses expensive hand cream so his hands are always soft and smooth. He gets joy out of playing with your cheeks during breaks as it also helps him relieves some tension he might have built up in them. And he always smells good. No matter how hard he’s been practicing or how much he’s sweating Aran Ojiro always smells like vanilla sugar cookies. But back to the headpats and cheek rubs, yes you have become one of the many wonders of the world due to Aran and his legendary hands. Atsumu is lowkey jealous as he’s never gotten an Aran headpat.

🦊 Being a manager is a lot of work. Just look at it this way there’s one of you and about twelve high school boys for you to take care of. 💩 gets real. But no need to worry Kita always helps you out with some of your duties. When he’s not busy with the team he’s usually helping you with laundry and organizing the storage room. Don’t tell the others but you’re his favorite teammate as you cause him the least amount of trouble. Once separated from the second years that is.

🦊 This might be my favorite right here but post game bus ride cuddles with Omimi. He looks scary and mean but guy is a huge freaking teddy bear. His cuddles are the best especially after a game when everyone is tired and falling asleep. At this point it’s a ritual he’s literally your bus ride buddy (read pillow). It started when he first sat beside you after a game and he didn’t realize how exhausted he was. You both ended up falling asleep and when you woke up you noticed you were comfortably asleep against him. You tried to apologize many time but he reassured you it was alright as somehow he was also comfortable. Now it’s an unspoken rule that only Omimi sits beside you during bus rides.

🦊 Now for our ball of sunshine Akagi. I literally love him so much he is such a good person. When nobody can find him or you during breaks everyone knows to check a quiet corner of the gym. There they can find the two of you laughing your heads off at jokes that you both decided to share with each other. You can’t find a friendship more pure than you two. I also think that he knows how to cook and bake due to his older sister giving valentine’s chocolates and bentos to crushes she’s had. He was also the unwilling taste subject so he’s built up a pretty strong stomach. Food cannot make him sick anymore after an entire month of his sister trying to learn how to cook chicken. He got all the talent in the kitchen and you guys exchange recipes from time to time. During training camps Akagi will help you make breakfast for the team and also help prep some of lunch of dinner until he has to run off to practice.

🦊 We have to talk about the baby of the family now. Riseki! He is literally baby. He always comes to you when he needs a quick confidence boost because he thinks he’s not good enough. After a quick look at the stats you’ve been keeping track of he feels better but the icing on the cake is when you pat his head and remind him that he’s just as good as his senpais that he looks up to. You also remind him that he’s the only first year on the team so he’s just as good as everyone else and deserves to be on the team. Cue flustered Riseki touched by your words and ready to go back and practice hard like his senpais.

🦊 Ginjima is the voice of reason. Literally. He’s the one to remind you that you’re doing a good job and that the team appreciates you even when it doesn’t seem like they do. The things you’ll forget to do for yourself like fill up your own bottle and get a snack for yourself Gin has already done it for you. So rest easy you’re in good hands. His personal motto is “Our manager takes good care of us so we have to take good care of our manager”. Poor thing is still traumatized by losing a manager in middle school.

🦊 Hear me out and I promise I’m going somewhere with this but Yuto is literally your guardian angel. Guy knows how accidentally clumsy you can be so he just keeps an eye on you. When you’re absentmindedly taking notes while walking he’ll make sure to open all the doors you’re about to walk into. He also manages to catch you most of the time before you bump into things like tables and chairs. If it wasn’t for his hands covering sharp corners and edges you would have lots of bumps and bruises so you’re always glad to tape his fingers when he asks. He also only asks you because he’s still traumatized by an experience he had in junior high where a senpai accidentally taped his finger too tightly and they couldn’t get it off. He is also your map at away games to ensure when you walk around in thought, thinking up new plays the team can try, that you don’t get lost.

🦊 Hold onto your hats guys cause we’re talking about Atsumu now. Atsumu is literally your rival. It’s literally a battle of who has the bigger ego. Challenges can range from rolling up your sweater sleeves to who can make Coach Kurosu laugh. But rest assured that you are still his precious manager who takes good care of him so he’ll be your personal bodyguard. A guy from the basketball club once confessed to you and Atsumu wasn’t too far away from the scene in case he needed to jump in. He’s annoying yes but he’s also very sweet when he’s not being competitive.

🦊 Now for the best part we talk about the love of my life Sunarin. Get some popcorn cause this is gonna be long. He is literally your best friend. He’s still kind of learning about Hyogo so he is happy to go any and everywhere with you. Literally asks you if you have errands to do so he can tag along. Suna is also very easygoing and goes along with anything you say. So if you decide that you both are getting pedicures over the weekend to relax then the pedicure specialist had better massage his feet pretty damn good cause baby is going to relax. He might also let you pick a color for his toes every other weekend. You thought Osamu was a foodie until you learned just how big Suna’s appetite is. Always down to go out to eat and is not afraid to try something new every now and again. Suna cuddles are the best as he either flops his entire weight on you or has his arms wrapped around you completely. He also can’t say no to you once you call him Rinnie and tell him about how great a volleyball player he is. Rinnie Rin also knows all the school gossip so expect to compare notes during nail salon trips. Suna is a weird guy and hates going shopping for himself but will gladly accompany you shopping and even give you his honest thoughts on clothes you are trying on but the minute you head into the men’s department he’s dragging you by the collar to the cashier. Just call him Rinnie and say please with that cute look on your face guy will melt into a puddle of disappointment as he literally can’t tell you no.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk it was lovely having you here. But these are my honest thoughts on Inarizaki. I got carried away with Suna and actually had to stop myself 😂 can you tell I like him? Sorry Kita’s was so short I was interrupted and all thoughts flew south for the winter. Or should I say went into hibernation. Get it? Cause they’re foxes....and foxes hibernate....haha? Ok fine I’ll stop.

But please ask me more like this. I’m always happy to share my thoughts and ideas with everyone ☺️. You should see my Seijoh headcanons haha. Thanks for stopping by.

[jdmainman123]

Hello you guys still listening you got fish here yacht WHY BLACKS SHOULDN'T HAVE A TRAIN WITH YACHT FISH again another sickness you guys will never understand are you trying to teach the kids how I feel sick to you black trying to be socialist

Anyways

I can see since 60 days the men and girls have been pointing at me outside saying it's a misstatement here for this to happen he's taken up our dream of being sitting outside on a sidewalk. We all know what your dreams men and women hanging out on the sidewalk on outside

Anyways

ARE WE FIND YOU RUSHING ME AROUND ONCE AGAIN AND NEW RECRUITS coming in to rush me around to stand outside almost posing just a bunch of gay men homophobic men posing to have the satellite say what their face is making AND THAT'S WHY YOU BLACK SHOULDN'T HAVE A TRAIN JUST TO STAFF AN ENTIRE TRAIN that what has happened here in this part of the world you allowed a black skin man to do the staffing outside on wall street. And it has turned to yacht fish walking around amongst piles of s*** literally turd 💩 to the left turd 💩 to the right I UNDERSTAND I'M ONLY HERE TO KEEP THE BLACK SKIN MAN HAPPY AND PRETENDING HE'S IN CHARGE OF THE JOB OF STAFFING but to have him rush me around to get on a train and staff here's the part where he loves to staff an entire train and I and I guess he. Has to tell all the boys and girls the inside joke remember behind the scenes the uncut at it the directors cut A EVERY TIME THE TRAIN STOPS AT A STATION WE STICK SOMEONE ON THERE

But I'm I'm playing hard to get and I'm trying not to get on the train anymore and take away your rushing me out of the Dollar general OH AND THEN YOU KNOW IF YOU GUYS NOT DOING THIS WITH THE WHITE SKIN BLACK HAIR GIRLS I QUIT YOU KNOW I DON'T HAVE TIME THE ENERGY AROUND THIS WHITE HAIR GIRL INVOLVES ONE FATAL CHARACTER YOU GUYS CARRYING AROUND THAT DEAD WEIGHT THAT WHITE HAIR WHITE SKIN BOY

And I remember exactly how the family was formed against me MOST IMPORTANTLY I DON'T HAVE TIME TO DEAL WITH THIS WHITE TRASH F****** DEAD DAUGHTER I remember we did it with the girls on the Greyhound and Megabus it was their entire dream to get a job going to pick me up in Orlando it was one of the best times I've ever had. BUT IN THIS REGION YOU GUYS ENTIRELY TOOK WALL STREET AND SOCIALISM AND AND STAFFING THE TRAIN NOW LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING IS THE SAME GUY STAFFING THE TRAIN TO COME PICK YOU UP FISH UP STAFFING THE AIRPORT. I DIDN'T THINK SO

Anyways

#|REPORT THE SATELLITE KEEPS ON TELLING ME THE BOYS AND MEN DON'T KNOW WHAT TO INTEGRATION ANTECEDENTS ALONG THE LINES OF HOW ARE THEY BLACK AND HAVE YOU EVER BROKE A SWEAT OR BLOOD FROM YOUR HEAD BECAUSE OF THE HOTNESS and

I'M MORE MOST IMPORTANTLY SINCE THE TRAIN HAS BECOME YOUR RUSE LET ME REMIND YOU THE OTHER TRAINS THAT WERE MORE SUCCESS WITH YOU THAN YOU HAD SNOW AND IT HAD MUCH NICER WHITE PEOPLE so we are refusing to obey the train timing you guys want to stick up the train. And you want to force me not to look out of windows. The jobs you have for the satellite operators. Sometimes I feel like getting out of the train flicking a match and hoping it all catches on fire because the jobs are so stupid I think the janitor that cleans up the train is more important than every single person on the train 24/7 looking at me

HOW WOULD YOU GUYS FOUND OUT I FOUND I FOUND A MASK. FOR WHITEY NOT TO LOOK AT ME

So forgive me and forget me if you are picking up and these men are a lot older these f****** black hair white skin brown skin Indians and black skin men are actually the black skin men are the youngest here did you guys know that SHOULD I HAVE ..FOUND IT ... CUZ IT'S VERY OBVIOUS THESE BLACK SKIN MEN ARE A LOT YOUNGER THAN ANY WHITESKIN MAN ON THESE STREETS

Anyways HOW ABOUT YOU RUSHING ME OUT AND AND FORCING ME TO DEAL WITH THESE MEN ON A TRAIN TIMELINE WHY DON'T YOU GUYS THAT SIT AT A STOP BEFORE WHERE I'M AT AND THEN WHEN I LEAVE THE STORE EVERYBODY READY oh is is is satellite still pretending he's not choosing the people who died today? Okay

So we're just we're just going to continue lying and lying lying for no reason. Okay

DON'T WORRY I'LL FIGURE OUT THE TRADE I got I got I got a few night hours but they grab my balls and won't let me move

Yeah they grab my balls and won't let me move and I think I have to wait for the day but it's too hot to walk around

AND I JUST WANTED TO INFORM YOU WHY YOUR DAUGHTER IS DEAD CITY LIFE IS BUILT AROUND A 7-ELEVEN AND I'M I'M SO EXCITED YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE A 7-ELEVEN ON EVERY CORNER FOR ONE REASON THEY DON'T WANT ME WALKING AROUND well I'm sitting behind the circle k and down the block there's another circle k

But yeah you guys are in the city without a 7-Eleven because they don't want me walking around they've grabbed my balls so tightly and let the Sun have at me

But I'll figure it out don't worry I'll figure it out

YEAH I JUST NOTICED ALL THE WORK WE PUT IN MEMBER NO INTEGRATION AND ANTECEDENT WORKS AROUND THE WHITE HAIR WHITE SKIN MAN probably do you guys a favor I'm going to murder this white skin man who's in charge of this I promise you guys I'm going to get rid of them. For free because I don't I don't like I don't like what he's trying to do YOU KNOW I MEAN AS FAR AS BRAINWASHING YOU PEOPLE YOU KNOW I'M TRYING TO HELP MYSELF AS MUCH TO BE AN EXAMPLE

And I don't know where you guys are at because we can't talk

BUT FOR HIM TO PULL THIS S*** ON ME AND I KNOW MY DEMOGRAPHICS AND I KNOW HIS POWERLESS but I'm going to do this one for free I'm going to get rid of this guy for free and then they're probably going to send a new one just like him so FYI I'll be back tomorrow and see you tomorrow

A BUT WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGURE OUT