#he literally can’t be moved as of rn😐

[luckyluukkonen]

listen, i’m not believing a single mitch marner trade rumor until he actually waves his no move clause

[milaeth]

୨୧┊ 𝐈. 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒. ( charles leclerc )

ꖛ ─ you’re reading part one ∿ part two ∿ part three ( coming soon )

✧.* pairings ─ charles leclerc x fem! singer! reader

✧.* genre ─ social media au ⨾ fluff & chaotic

✧.* summary ─ in which your best friend George gets fed up with watching you and Charles secretly yearn for each other while claiming to be just friends. so, when you lose a bet to George, he takes control of your social media accounts for 24 hours, using the opportunity to help you make a move on your crush.

✧.* face claim ─ suki waterhouse

✧.* warnings ─ none, this is just really chaotic lol

✧.* mily’s thoughts ─ this is my first time writing a social media au so pls give me feedback! also, this is not proofread! btw feel free to leave requests <33

˗ˏ ➶ IMESSAGE ➜ w/ princess george . ✧ ˚

princess george: You know what, y/n?

y/n: no

princess george: I have the feeling that i’m gonna get a podium today!

y/n: what made you think that💀 not to crush your dreams princess, but i heavily doubt that

princess george: Wow, you’re so supportive. Why should I not be able to get a podium??

y/n: keyword: shitty car

princess george: Oh, yeah, I forgot about that… But i don’t care, i will manifest it (that’s what you always do, isn’t it?)

y/n: yeah sure..

princess george: You don’t believe me? Fine! Let’s make a bet then.

y/n: it’s way too early for this shit

princess george: Blahblahblah🙄

y/n: 💀 george i’m busy

princess george: Busy writing sad love songs about Charles or what??

y/n: …

princess george: Exactly. Now let’s do this!

y/n: why are you so eager to make this bet

princess george: Oh I just want to rub in your face that I was right afterwards

y/n: lovely.. but fine, start talking ig

princess george: Finally!

princess george: I predict that i’m gonna finish P3. Your prediction?

y/n: p11❤️

princess george: And now realistically…

y/n: p6

princess george: Thanks.

y/n: and what are the drawbacks?

princess george: I don’t know, maybe the loser has to hand over their main social media accounts to the winner for 24 hours. The loser isn’t allowed to use their main accounts in that time, only their private ones.

y/n: absolutely not

princess george: Aww you’re a scaredy cat?

y/n: no i just don’t trust you with my social media accounts💀

princess george: Okay fair enough

princess george: But c’mon, it’s gonna be fun! Only for 24h

y/n: fine but the winner can’t post anything too bad

princess george: Sure, sure. So, deal?

y/n: deal! and good luck (i hope you dnf)

princess george: Lovely as always

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georgerussell63 P3!!!! We keep on moving🔥🔥

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user471 was a close call but congratulations!

user172 carlos deserved it more, you literally pushed him off

user93 he didn’t push carlos off but okay💀

user425 so happy for you!

user65 it should’ve been carlos

charles_leclerc congrats on p3 mate!!🔥

georgerussell63 Congratulations on P2! I nearly got you, watch your back next time😉

charles_leclerc let’s highlight the word “nearly”😉

user976 so happy to see you on the podium again🫶

yourusername still convinced you bewitched half of the grid to let you pass them

georgerussell63 Creative but no, I just had a great motivation😊😊

˗ˏ ➶ IMESSAGE ➜ w/ princess george . ✧ ˚

princess george: Well well well, look who lost our bet…

y/n: 😐

princess george: C’mon give me the password to all your main accounts so i can log in😁

y/n: what if i were suicidal.

princess george: Honestly sounds like a you problem.

y/n: fuck you.

princess george: Still waiting for the passwords😊

y/n: fine, but remember, only for 24 hours!

princess george: Yeah, yeah. Now give them to me.

y/n: … insta is “503_UedusEiotSrk03” & twitter is “eZiyjDbbvwKi_zu_14806”

princess george: Damn, those are some ugly passwords!

y/n: are you seriously judging my PASSWORDS rn💀💀

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scuderiaferrari That’s ice cold🧊🥶 #F1 #P2 #Charles16

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user47 dayuumm🤭

user21 no one could ever get me into one of those things😭

yourusername That’s a sight I could get used to🥵🔥

landonorris don’t ever say or write that again.

urusername_alt🔒 @yourusername you really make me want to kms

yourusername @urusername_alt🔒 Aw, appreciate it❤️😉

landonorris y/n have you officially lost it?? why are you talking to yourself💀

user275 did we all see that or am i crazy💀

user164 yep we all saw that💀💀

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yourusername "eyes that confess, while lips whisper 'just friends.'" my new single “just friends” is out now!!🤍 (yes, another single about my crush😘)

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user937 THIS IS SO GOOD AND HEARTBREAKING WTF

lewishamilton already on repeat🔥

user25 i cried my eyes out to this.

landonorris this is a BANGER

user12 how is this so cute yet so sad💀

˗ˏ ➶ IMESSAGE ➜ w/ princess george . ✧ ˚

y/n: HPW COULD YOU

y/n: I GO TO BED AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO??

princess george: i have no idea what you’re talking about.

y/n: OH PLEASE YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT YOU DID

princess george: Uhmmm nope.

y/n: YOU POSTED ONE OF MY DRAFTS

y/n: AND NOT JUST ANY DRAFT

y/n: NO, YOU POSTED THE ONE ABT MY SINGLE💀

y/n: IM GETTING EMAILS FROM MY PR TEAM BC I WAS SUPPOSED TO POST THAT ON TUESDAY

princess george: Oh, yeah, my finger slipped🫢🫢

y/n: your finger must’ve slipped multiple times then bc the caption is somehow a different one💀 not to forget the twitter thing

princess george: Oops?

princess george: Besides, I only added one sentence.

y/n: are you fucking serious

princess george: It was an accident.

y/n: ACCIDENT MY ASS YOU EMBARRASSED ME IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!!! AND TOLD PEOPLE ITS ABOUT CHARLES WTF

princess george: To be fair that was predictable when we set the rules to this bet. And I didn’t directly say the single is about charles.

y/n: you did directly say that💀

y/n: istg i’m gonna beat you up the next time i see you

princess george: Should I be worried..?

y/n: definitely.

y/n: you give me so many seasons to kill you. this is literally the 19th one

princess george: Make it 20…

y/n: george. what do you mean.

princess george: I might’ve given you another season. On accident!!

princess george: https://www.instagram.com/p/Cu-IkZstViy/?img_index=1

y/n: oh no

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f1wags Love is in the air, and our radar has picked up some juicy rumors! It seems like the friendship between the singer Y/N L/N and Charles Leclerc is turning into something more than just a casual relationship. Get ready for the scoop as we take a closer look at the blossoming relationship between these two stars!

Y/N and Charles first crossed paths through their mutual friend George Russell, but it seems their connection has deepened over time. On late Sunday, Y/N dropped a bombshell by announcing her upcoming single to her social media followers, accompanied by a captivating caption. The last sentence read, "another single about my crush😘," which made fans curious and hopeful for more.

The plot thickened when Y/N responded to a tweet and saying that the song was indeed inspired by her "bae," none other than talented Formula 1 driver Charles Leclerc. The revelation left followers shaking with excitement, and it's clear that the connection between the two goes deeper than mere friendship.

But that's not all! Observant watchers have noticed the undeniable chemistry between Y/N and Charles, catching glimpses of their interactions when they thought no one was watching. Ah, the power of love! Charles might have forgotten that the public has eyes everywhere, but we certainly haven't missed a beat.

The burning question on everyone's mind is: what's behind their friendship? Is it just a playful crush or something much more intense? Could Y/N L/N be a new f1 wag? Time will tell, but for now we can't help but root for this potential power couple.

So stay tuned, gossip lovers, because there's more to come from Y/N L/N and Charles Leclerc. Whether it's a steamy romance or just a close friendship, we'll be here keeping our eyes peeled for any hint of what's going on behind the scenes. Love may be a game of mystery, but they've forgotten that we're experts at unraveling the truth. Keep your eyes open, folks!

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user79 y’all really don’t know how to mind your own business

user943 why are people making such a big deal out of this like they’re just friends and y/n was probably just drunk or smth when she said those things🙄🙄 ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS!!

user27 you guys really don’t have a life huh💀

user375 who tf is this blondie

user50 girl stfu that’s literally my wife

user697 AAAA i really hope this is real bc they’re so cute💖

˗ˏ ➶ IMESSAGE ➜ w/ princess george . ✧ ˚

y/n: 💀💀💀

princess george: I’m starting to feel bad now..

y/n: good, you should💀

y/n: i’m gonna apologize to charles now

princess george: Why, It’s not your fault.

y/n: you’re right, it’s yours. but you said all those things with my account so it looks like it’s my fault lol

princess george: I’m really sorry, I took it a little far!

y/n: a little is good💀 but dw it’s okay, i know you only meant it jokingly, i’ll tell everyone it was you and not me once the 24 hours are over

princess george: 👍 Good luck talking to Charles. And don’t forget to confess to him before I do it for you😉😉

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[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

Being Inarizaki’s Manager

Manager Defends Inarizaki

Inarizaki x Gn! manager

Warnings: swearing (?)

AN: this is a request from @plutoistireddd!

Being the manager for such a stoic team isn’t easy

They have high standards and literally work their butt off to fill them

They can be dramatic at times, namely two specific individuals 👀

So needless to say, finding you, our unbothered, calm angel was a blessing for these boys

Literally nothing rattles you

When Atsumu is aCtInG lIke a ToDdLeR you simply ignore him and move on

When the twins fight, you simply assure nobody else is in harms way and walk away 💅

You are probably the calmest person anyone has ever met

Kita, Aran, Omimi and Akagi adore you

Literally you provide the chill they need without the dramatics

Like when Atsumu gets all worked up, you simply say “Sumu you are literally the best high school setter in Japan right now, what do you have to worry about?”

Atsumu 👉🏻😐🤨 you’re right YN!

Literally there’s absolutely nothing that phases out sweet Yn

Onetime, you were walking back to the gym and the water bottle carrier broke, spilling water bottles and water all over the floor

The team thought “this is it, this is the one!”

Suna was ready with his phone 📱

Kita, Aran and Ginjima were ready to calm you down

But nope, you just shrugged and said “well now I won’t have to mop the floors tonight” as you went, grabbed a mop and cleaned up

The guys 👉🏻👁️👄👁️

Literally they were convinced nothing would ever break you

But what they didn’t realize is that their precious Yn had one weakness and they were too silly to see it

To outsiders, it was obvious how much you carried for your team

You would do anything in your power for them

You carried for them all like friends and family

So when Inarizaki made it to Nationals, their cheer section followed

And while you appreciated the support, you knew first hand how annoying and awful they could be

Sure they were supportive but they could also be huge jerks

During the game everything remained pretty neutral

When Riseki, our precious first year was up to serve and panicked, the crowd started in on him

That’s when your irritation started to grow

It had happened at other games but you we’re definitely reaching your limit

You tried your best to remain calm but it was difficult

During the final set, the crowd was all over the place

Boos and cheers were intermixed and your agitation only grew

“YN you ok?” Coach asked, noticing your balled up fist

You simply nodded, “trying to find your chi” as Hinata would put it 😂

When they twins quick was stopped by Hinata and Kageyama, you watched the ball fall as the boys frantically chased for it

You knew it was over and you knew what was about to happen

But unbeknownst to the team, you weren’t going to deal with it

Kita called for the boys to line up as you quickly followed

Akagi, Suna and Kita all watched you come to stand in front of the team

Your arms crossed and you stood in a power stance, protecting your boys

Suna was so mad he didn’t have his phone 😅

“ALRIGHT LISTEN UP!” You screamed as the crowded settled

The guys rn 👉🏻 🧍😐😳

“They boys played their hearts out and sure they have regrets but I swear, if I hear ONE BAD THINGS about them, I will personally ruin EVEDY SINGLE ONE of your pathetic lives! This is the time when our team needs support and if you can’t BE that support, then walk your butts right out that door and never come back!” You shout as the crowd all look at you

The team 👉🏻👁️💧👄💧👁️

The crowd 👉🏻😳🫣

The coaches 👉🏻😐😏

You 👉🏻🔥👄🔥

Suddenly the crowd starts applauding as the team stands there

“YN is right, these boys played a fantastic game?” Someone yelled

You nodded, happy with the outcome as you strolled off the court and to the sidelines, grabbing your stuff and heading out

The boys silently followed you, Kita in the lead as he spoke

“Umm YN,” he said

You turned around, putting your hand up to stop him

“Kita don’t thank me. I love you guys and I’ll do anything to protect you. You played your hearts out and while I’m sure you have regrets, that match was beyond amazing and well, today just happened to be Karasuno’s day,” you smiled as the boys all started to cry

You set your stuff down, going to hug them as a team

“I gotta say Yn, that was pretty badass,” Suna added

“I’m actually surprised it wasn’t Atsumu who finally broke you,” Osamu said

“Hey! I’m not that hard to deal with!” Atsumu said

“Oh you definitely are Sumu but we all just deal with it because we love you,” you say 🥰

Atsumu 👉🏻🥲 pain

[superm4ks]

gentlequeers a short look into Johnny Herbert lmfao

This herb mf fascinastes me because he’s clearly besotted wid Verstappen on some old school level due to his driving and his general verstappen-ness but he can’t fucking get over that giant fucking chip on his shoulder that max 1) owes him nothing 2) isn’t British 3) prolly not particularly fond of him either.

Like every Max fan who heard about FIA giving max community service for swearing collectively turned to a camera like in fleabag to be like 😐 ‘Herbert was in that room’ it wasn’t even a meme it was just like. Of course he was .

And even in the statements he’s putting out defending that insane fucking decision hes still doing the usual Herbert ‘hot and cold’ shit wid Max like this is FROM his justification on the extreme nature of the punishment:

“That (swearing?) showed Max's rebellious streak. I love that side of him, it is what makes Max, his honest and outspoken character.”

This shit sends me out the stratosphere bro like he’s a FAN he a fan he fan he’s just fucking so British he can’t fucking function wid an shooter like Max that won’t ever put the Union Jack around his shoulders and tap dance for his side of the pond.

Same in Austria. Just an example . U go to Austria (hold my hand. Baby we must) where he was 1 of the stewards responsible for Max’s 10 second penalty in that contact against lando ((while coincidentally haha, not penalizing lando for going over track limits like 49 times before they had contact, then when he finally did he considered that time served post race and Lando never dealt wid those consequences during the race. Just wanted to . Say that 🫶🏽.)) but yeah this is was a penalty that was applied immediately without doubt and where the burden of responsibility regarding the crash was placed 100% on Max. About this decision Herbert said, freely, sober i assume, I swear I’m not making this up,

“That intimidation is something that Lewis [Hamilton], Michael Schumacher and Ayrton Senna have always done. When you come up against Max as he is driving today, there’s a point if you’re Lando that you have to say: ‘I am here. I am at your side. You are trying to squeeze me off the circuit. And I am not going to move.’

“Lando did the right thing. He did not move. He did not have to. Some people said he could have moved. But that is not how you beat Max or how you win the Grand Prix.”

So while the burden of contact falls 100% on Max and he MUST be punished for racing hard, Lando is doing the ‘right thing’ racing him hard to the point of contact and nearly taking them both out, because it means there was a chance of beating Max. Do you see how brazenly fucking biased that is? How one drivers hard racing must be stopped but another’s is to be celebrated and encouraged? I’ve talked Austria and the literal unhinged witch hunt that followed not just from fans but mclarens top bitches and the media in general at length before. And how it got so fucking bad drivers old, retired and very much active had to come out the woodwork like ayo y’all being weird now fr lmfao WTF is going on ((It was beautiful tho.))

I think Johnny .. like Nando once put it, kinda, paraphrasing 😭 became a cop because he cud not win a title. He was a good driver too, he won races, he’s one of the few loud voices in that room that has the credibility to back up his stewarding calls. But that doesn’t mean he’s objective, or even normal, when it comes to Max. In a sport that employs Ted kravitz and is proud of it Herbert might be the most deranged fucking person under contract rn. And as a max fan yk I have to respect the nerve . The commitment . But I’ll never respect the man, as f1 fan, not even as a max fan. And I think part of what’s pushed his decisions towards the extreme this past few years is that he knows that too. He knows , like the aftermath of Austria showed, like the whole circus in Singapore put on BLAST and made a fucking mockery of not just his lilly ass but the whole FIA, that Max doesn’t need or care for his approval. Max has his flowers. Herb just a cop wid a laminated card . And good for him yk. Keep fighting the good fight brother . Maybe you’ll get him one day

[dcangel]

INSTAGRAM POSTS #1

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lydia_martinn pretty y/nnn

↳yourusername luv you lyds <33

s.stilinski24 hmm i wonder who took the picture 😐

↳yourusername i have my own photographer 🤷‍♀️

user1 come home the kids miss you

user2 mommy? sorry- mommy? sorry

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user1 holyyy 😍

s.stilinski24 move i can’t see the sunset

itzscotty.m was this at the preserve

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↳user1 what preserve yall🤨

↳user2 yall be hanging out together?

user3 mid

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lydia_martinn feeling a little left out rn

↳itzscotty.m me too

↳yourusername IMSORRY i didn’t have any pictures with you guys

user1 who’s the guy? asking for a friend

↳yourusername uhh

↳s.stilinski24 idk it’s not like he’s tagged in the pic

user2 kiss marry kill: extreme level

↳user3 fuck* marry kill

↳user4 THEYRE MINORS

↳user5 nah that’s crazy

yodel.lahey.hoo where’s my invite

↳yourusername bro you literally said you didn’t like the beach what

↳user6 STOP IS THIS THAT ISAAC GUY??

↳user7 I THINK SO

↳user6 HIS USER HAS ME CACKLING

so here’s the first little instagram post thingy. i’ve been seeing a bunch of people doing this with their fav characters/shows so i wanted to try my own. lmk if you guys like it and maybe want more??

if you have any questions abt the usernames or how the comments/replies work, feel free to ask <33

[livvyofthelake]

new lost ranking post the hurley episode i watched last night. episode 18? maybe. whatever

1. jack obviously. he’s never getting knocked off the top of the pyramid there’s literally nothing anyone else could do to make me like them more than jack…. nothing this show ever does will ever beat do no harm

2. sayid!!! his swag is like. so unbeatable… he just hits different AND he’s a total hottie too woah… loving his paranoid insane freak arc this season. the writers were like what if we killed his girlfriend and made him act insane. and i’m eating it up actually i mean i wish they hadn’t killed his girlfriend considering that was literally my good friend shannon who i miss deeply. but sayid is NOT moving on and i love it… need me a freak like that sorry

3. claire… maternity leave was HUGE… and that’s my friend belle she always ranks higher than she probably should because she’s my friend belle <3

4. hurleyyyyy :) my special little prince and i mean this… i’m such a hurley girl and yeah sure you can also chalk that up to the fact that hurley is the pet character of eddie and adam and i would love anything eddie and adam did forever and ever except that tron movie i could never quite get through watching. heart! anyway yeah i love hurley he’s my guy… hurley is so. me age 19 but different but the same. wow. if hurley could read some of my notes app poetry from 2020 he’d feel seen in a way that would motivate him to seek professional help. but let’s not get into that

5. ana lucia SORRY. she kinda sucks so fucking bad and yes she killed my beautiful girl shannon but that was only her fault as much as it’s a gun’s fault when someone uses it to kill someone. so i’ve never blamed her for that it’s just a bad situation which she will notttt be coming out on top of 😐. but i think she’s sooo cool in a woman who sucks way… and her cunty 2000s ass outfit is crazy… the black tank top and low rise bootcut jeans and chunky belt and zip up utility vest…. i’d dress up as her for halloween if i was the kind of person who dressed up for halloween or was willing to buy an ugly belt for a one wear costume. also her plot with sayid rn is soooo good they’re looking at each other just two paranoid FREAKS going. you aren’t crazy. and neither am i. let’s fucking kill these Others. it’s sooooo good… and she never makes the same mistake twice…

6. eko my good friend eko…. he’s so…. he’s just so kind… imagine having the patience and compassion to be nice to charlie right now. woah

7. kate. in her flop era rn and it’s DIRE. but we love her this is the highest i can put her right now i’m sorry girl you just can’t beat out eko and hurley and ana etc when you’re acting like this….

8. rose and bernard <3 soooooo excited for them next episode it’s not even funny… that’s literally rose and bernard….

9. libby. category five obsessed with that freak disease! she took one look at that loser hurley and was like he’s so fucking pathetic and weird. and i want him so bad. and i HAVE to respect her game. she said oh yeah i’m gonna talk him back from suicide and then it’s ON…

10. danielle rousseau… she literally slayed the house down in maternity leave… sorry queen for never including you in these lists before now my bad fr!

11. sun <3 she’s so. your girl friend who deserves way better but she’s so happy with her annoying and unlikeable man you can’t even tell her to dump his ass no matter how bad you want to

12. michael… where tf is michael… i miss him :(

13. new guy. i can’t very well call him henry now can i. wtf is his name… kinda like his pathetic gay swag. but he’s sooo annoying 🙄 and frankly i stand with sayid’s paranoid freak ass… but he’s kinda fun to have around i admit! love how he’s always playing mind games!!

14. locke admittedly has been slaying lately but i still think all his backstory episodes are lame and bad and also. as we say. an enemy of jack’s…

15. jin. he like. swings wildly between me hating him so bad i hope he dies and me thinking he’s soooo interesting and compelling and cool. the whole truth was a crazy episode in this way when it started i was like wow he needs to kill himself. and then by the end i was like woah why is he the most interesting man on lost island…. the way he literally can’t talk to anyone but sun as a physical storytelling metaphor for his closed off nature that prevents him from ever being truly known… wowie!

16. charlie. he’s flopping soooo hard this season. remember when charlie used to be a top five character. that’s crazy

17. sawyer. goes without explanation

[onlyjaeyun]

DADDY’S HOMEEEEE PART 2 🙏🏼🙏🏼except this time i’m in astronomical pain. im sliding down the wall… holding my head in misery… pulling my hair out my scalp…. tears rolling down my face…. staring at the wall with nothing but pure agony in my eyes… no words. literally no words. i’ve typed out like three sentences yet i already took 5 breaks already. zadie what THW FUCKKKKKKK🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ WHAT EVEN IS GOING ON ATP??????????? 1) they fucked AGAIN (EVERYONE ACT SURPRISEDDDD) and hoon was an actual human being this time????? like what??? when the aftercare parts started i literally had to double check whether or not im fr fr reading CH rn or nah because WHAT???

BREAKING NEWS: NEW AND SHOCKING PHENOMENA APPEARS AS THE APPEARANCE OF PARK SUNGHOON FROM ‘COLD HEARTS’ SHOWCASES HIM ACTING LIKE AN ACTUAL HUMAN (HOMOSAPIEN) BEING RATHER THAN HIS DEFAULT BEHAVIOUR OF AN ASSHOLE???????????????????

okay now that that’s out of the way let’s move on to 2) wait first i’ll like to say that i won’t be able to cover up all the events of what happened so im just going to talk about what i can remember rn anywho SO 2)😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ik damn well u did not just make riki & yn argue 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂if that even counts as an argument or misunderstanding idk but just the fact that they’re not speaking nicely to eachother made me shed a tear. and also whAT THE FUCK???? WHO THE FUCK IS TALKING ABOUT MY GIRL?????????? nah because if this is fuma’s response or anger to yn bailing out on him last minute bcs mister park decided to man up and ask for pussy generously this time then i really hope that fuma gets hit by a basketball square in the face fr 😐 bitchass rat who tf do u think u are to do some shit like that. u and yn DIDNT make ur shit exclusive so what the fuck is ur actual problem ⁉️⁉️ u wanna fight me so bad ooooo u wanna get fucked up 🤼🤼 u wanna get fUCKED UP 🤼🤼🤼🤼🤼🤼🤼🤾🤾🤾🤾🤾🤾🤾🤾🤾PULL UP RN FUMA. PULL UP HOE ‼️‼️ atp with the whole hoon straight up being a munch followed by the double KNOCK OUT DING DING DING🔔🔔🔔 combo of someone snitching on yn + riki getting in a fight— im losing the idgaf war fr 😁😁 i’m genuinely fighting demons & voices rn. i cannot do this bro. i fr thought i was built for zadie angst but gang i cant do this one, im not a fighter im not a survivor im a victim 💔💔 i cant thug this one out bro i genuinely can’t 🤣🙏🏼🙏🏼 how am i supposed to move on from the fact that riki got into an argument with the only family member he still has left because of some bitchass sewage rat. how am i supposed to accept the fact that yn isn’t gonna visit him because she knows he’s angry at her 😂😂😂🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 (im not tearing up dawg there’s just a washing machine in my eyes it’s all good bro dw it’s coo🙏🏼) zadie pls go easy on us i know u said there’s another wave of angst coming but please bro what about my heart what about my artery what about my soul. anyways i’m gen having a headache now so i’ll stfu 🙏🏼

before i end this i just want to say (since i havent sent an ask in so long first of all fuck off to that anon who said ch is boring or smth do me a favour and disappear pls [no i’m just playing] but genuinely it’s not that hard to stop reading smth when u start disliking it 🙏🏼) zadie i genuinely hope that you’re taking care of yourself like fr fr. especially after u stayed up till like what 5 am to write smth first of all let’s get a round of applause for madam zadie come on now 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏mhm 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏i know that’s right 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏now that’s what i’m talking about 👏👏👏👏👏 your dedication and love for the art that u create is genuinely admirable and really shows how much all of this means to you and just honestly thank you so much for dedicating so much energy effort and time of ur days to this work you’re ridiculously talented and the enha community is seriously so lucky to have you zadie :( ilysm thank u sm for sharing ur work and uploading consistently no matter what you’re genuinely so ?????? just an insanely admirable person like ur passion for this is crazy i love it sm and again thank you so much for all ur work and effort, you’ve been putting out banger after banger since hype boy nonstop that’s like an artist dropping an album after an album and all of the songs being number 1 hits material like woah zadie— yk what let’s get another round of applause 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 there we go 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏exactly👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 anywho sending u so so so so much love baby !! please take care of yourself and get enough rest and sleep ! sending u so much love and so many hugs & kisses i can’t wait for the new update (but pls rest !!) :DD <333

- ⁉️

omg bABE WAKE UP LOOK WHO SENT ME AN ASK IM GONNA CRYYYYY!!!!!

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU BABY!!!! I really hope you know just how much your asks mean to me, I always find myself rereading them multiple times before answering because of how happy they make me :( I almost deleted this one on desktop I WAS STRESSEDDDDDD</3

now onto the actual reply!

I love how we all collectively suffered when they finally fucked again AND he actually provided aftercare like a decent fucking human being, WE CHEERED, WE CELEBRATED!!!!

WHY DID THOSE LAUGHING EMOJIS MAKE ME CHUCKLE YOU SOUND SO STRESSED IM SO SORRY :(((( I know the nishimura premium sibling argument was painful but iTS FOR THE PLOT I PROMISE IT WILL BE WORTH IT

nOOO i am lock mad at myself for making y'all hate fume so much even if it was only short lived, HES A GOOD MAN SAVANNAH, A GOOD. MAN. I SWEAR

sigh, I genuinely love your asks so much and am just so happy and grateful because they never fail to make my day. you sent me this a few days ago but I still thought about it every day until now bc I was waiting for a moment finally respond to them, so thank YOU so much for all of your kind words and your genuine reactions. I love and appreciate you so much and am so so so grateful for such genuine love and support, you make this experience the best ever, I love you :(❤❤❤

[bakugousolos]

Bunny!Hybrid Reader x Wolf!Hybrid Bakugou lol. I just reblogged it, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t always thought about it.

Suggestive lol - fem! Reader, mentions of exhibitionistm, femal masturbation, size kink, aged up bakugou 😐. (this is the most cliche thing in the world 🧍🏻‍♀️)

You. A cute lil’ bunny walking into his classroom? Ofc everyone wants you too. But none of them, could want you just as much as Bakugou does. The second he smelt you’re sweet pheromones, he knew he had to make you his.

★ ★ ★

“Hey Ki!” You exclaim as he towers over your small figure. He’s always loved how little you were. How your whole thigh could just about fit in his hands. He loved that extra fluffy part of your tummy that he could squish and use as his pillow too. He wanted to drown in your body. You were so sweet and innocent, the perfect untainted soul he was just waiting to spoil and ruin.

“Hey bunny” He answers with a smirk and wink. You’ve always loved how big he was compared you. Yet you’ve been known to be the shy, cute, practically angelic bunny girl. But you had a couple secrets!! You had to have the biggest size kink, and with how short you were, you just had to have a corruption kink too!! Perfect little you couldn’t possibly allow anyone to know your dirty little secret…except Katsuki ofc!!

He especially had a thing for watching you struggle to release the built up heat in your tummy while you dig your tiny little into your sopping cunt as he watches. “ G’nna cum f’me bunny?” He assumes because you could visibly see your slit pulsate.

Katsuki adores watching his little bunny try so hard to push her fingers in her pussy while desperately moving her thumb aggressively across her clit. Not quite getting close to how good “Ki” does it, but the accidental movements get somewhere !!

And obviously nothing beats sitting on his big lap, straddling it, thighs clenching around his huge legs. You just want some attention!! How were you supposed to know he would get hard … >:)

Mwah hah ha haaaa!! A bit of smut after a little over a week break? I think yes 😇🙏. Debating on making a toji x reader because I’m literally in the fattest toji brain rot rn. I can’t help it >:L

Not proofread !!

Happy reading ! ( ˊ̱˂˃ˋ̱ )

[saintobio]

When you said that the angst would lean more on the yearning side, I think I get what you mean now 😭 still over here hoping for GojoYn endgame 😔

Thank you for the lovely work Saint! And please get sleep 🥺

Anonymous said

love, the pain is - I just want to cry rn while working and I just I thought I could handle it, I'm used to your level of angst after all haha but wow that hurt me so much bc sn/sy yngojo endgame :'( and it hurts seeing him w someone else as it hurts seeing yn w toji :'( I just feel like I need the whole day to recuperate lol but no seriously another great and amazingly written chapter !! thank you for it, saint!! I hope you're well <3

Anonymous said

I literally felt sick to my stomach after reading the whole gojo / hime thing. i genuinely had hope that we‘ll get gojoxyn again and they’ll be happy together but I just can’t see how it would work out anymore :’( im scared for yn

Anonymous said

nah the way it takes yn years and moving to another continent to only partially get over gojo and move on, but gojo takes a night and sleeps with her best friend??? and keeps it going??? i wouldn’t say it’s a betrayal but that still hurts 😭😭 also if gojo defends utahime when yn goes off on her (as long as what she says is valid)……gojo ur already on thin ice don’t make it even worse

Anonymous said

yall gojoyn supporters are strong. he has a sidepiece in every story. if i was yn, i would have totally blocked him off my mind the moment i learned abt him and utahime because that would be my peak. just walk away and pretend they dont exist except for when sachi's involved, but he said it himself that they should only cross paths when necessary.

Anonymous said

Saint you are so spot on with this "I love u" bullsh*t from Gojou, and then begging for her to take him back. reminds me so much of my ex lmao i used to believe it, but i learned. so when Gojou said that, I was scoffing to myself lol then he fucked Utahime so i guess i was right. men are so trash. goodluck to Utahime he's ur problem now

Anonymous said

Saint, I’d be honest after you shared that story of yours, where you always put your friends first or you, giving up a man for the sake of friendship had me thinking Utahime is going to be inspired with it 😭 I’m really disappointed, I’m rooting for her to be that kind of friend. Turns out she’s weak for dicks just kidding lmao It’s my fault for setting that expectation to her. I just hope it will be worth it at the end and she’ll not gonna end up with a broken heart and regret for jumping into a relationship with a broken man. I also can’t blame Gojo for jumping to another coochie cause let’s be honest, when we’re broken or sad we tend to decide with our emotions, the what ifs, the hope to fill the void and patch those broken pieces and a good source of distraction I guess?

Anonymous said

ermahgod everyone pls stop asking for smut btw 😃 y'all never really learn ur lesson: the more u ask saint to write something, the more pain u gonna get when she really deliver and it's totally not something you expect. if i have to read a detailed smut of gojohime making love in the future while gojo professes his love for utahime, im blaming all of you anons for asking for more smut 👺i also do not want to read another goodbye-heart-wrenching smut for gojoyn. or tojiyn's. in the words of yn: stop. stop. STOP!!!!

Anonymous said

We all know that Gojou is not in his right state of mind so he's gonna drop Utahime bc he's not ready for commitments at all lmfao 😐

Anonymous said

u know what. GOOD FOR GOJO lmaoooo im at this point where im like “they just need to be happy even if theyre not together”. maybe im just such a gojo fucker that seeing him trying to move on is so nice like i love seeing him speak normally and not crying and apologizing i swear its so refreshing LMAOAOA. maybe im also saying this bc i know his heart wasnt totally in it w/ utahime. while i dont mind them together i also dont mind if gojo and yn end up being endgame because sachi deserves that too. im at a point where really i think im fine with anything thatll happen LMFAOAOO

hey guysss!! tysm for sending all ur thoughts abt sy7. i hope you don’t mind me compiling them bc my askbox is really flooded right now and these are just some of the shorter ones sdjsfjs all the other asks i receieved are really long paragraphs

so sorry i can’t respond individually but i thought it’d be nice for other readers to see the reactions and possibly relate to the anons!! :’)

[f1nalboys]

tcm 2022 spoilers under the cut or whatever

- damn they rlly killed virginia 🧍🏼‍♀️ also i don’t like how they’re trying to frame dante wanting the flag down as evil :/ like ……………

- mel is so fucking annoying i’m sorry pls tell me she gets some type of character development bc rn i can’t stand her

-ooooh BUBBA JUST ANAPPED HIS FUCKING ARM IN HALFFFFFAND THEN STABBED HIM W THE BONE PLS!!!!! king <3

-ok i kinda like richter 😝 he’s a dick “i’m a texan.” pls fuck me

-sorry i was hacked

-nvm why is he giving this little girl a semi automatic rifle?????? especially when he now knows she fucking got shot in school?????? man ur dumb

-i literally don’t know the blonde girls name lol

-he’s wearing his mommas face how sweet

-richter is a lil cunt heheh but i understand heheh

-old lady sally is SEXY ngl

-love the little throwback to the og house hehehe

-see i’m literally just rooting for bubba again 🤷‍♀️ feels like that’s how i am in all the tcm movies besides maybe 2 bc i love stretch

-tell me they did not kick her out of her own fucking house PLSSSS

-THEY DID

-CUNTS! i hope bubba destroys these mfs!

-rip dante i guess, cant say i loved him

-i hate that mel isn’t gonna die soon i want her DEAD! NOW

-i like the twist on the old lady mask being his moms face tbh, i also feel so BAD for him rn man…

-ok since he was at the orphanage does that mean he was a child during the first movie??? bc that does make any sense to me……maybe i just don’t know timelines and i’m getting confused

-how is dante still alive lol

-short lived but now we got sexy hick richter on the case (next to die surely)

-fighting the urge once again to just go on wikipedia and read the plot but that’s on me

-CHAINSAW TIME BABEY!!!!!

-NOT HIS LEG GOING LITERALLY IN HALF SIDNIWHDHWJDH

-damn he was alive for such a short amount of time

-hate hate hate the cgi blood and gore lol

-SEXY SALLY

-why didn’t mel take richters gun? 🙄🙄🙄🙄

-LFNIWBDJSJEHE HE RLLT THREW RGAT FYCJUNG THING AT HER

-i love when a person is u der the killer and u can see the killers footsteps and shit idk why but it’s so cool

-is the sludge on her gonna be important

-just found out her name is lila LMFAO we literally have half an hour left in the movie idk how i feel abt it

-decapitation time

-‘u try anything ur cancelled bro’ HEJDISNDKNWDKJWJDJWJDJSJ this movies fantastic

-hehe man got cut in half

-aw this is reminding her of the shooting from school :( this is so sad

-lila best character besides bubba and richter

-you’d think someone would try, idk, breaking the fucking bus windows glass?

-or OPENING IT LIKE COME ON GUYS UR ALL FUCKING STUPID

-melody is so aggravating i’m serious y’all

-SALLYYYYYYYYYYYYY

-sally is so crazy i want her carnally

-she’s gonna die ain’t she :(

-i’ll admit whoever is playing mel sure can scream she’s got the final girl scream and cry on lock down fr

-aw bubba just misses his mom :(

-holy shit he’s huge i didn’t realize how big he was

-sally just shoot him pls like ????

-ok as long as he leaves her alone <3

-he can kill the others idc

-SALLY LAUGHING WHILE SHOOTING HIM

-bad fucking ass

-she’s totally dead isn’t she

-she was giving nubbins fr

-CAN TGEY HELP HER

-OH GOD DAMN IT

-HES CUTTING HER IN FUCKING HALF AND NOW THEY WANNA TRY TO HIT HIM W THE CAR

-fucking idiots

-sally’s like god damn it. i gave them my car and they fucked it up

-is melody gonna die <3

-lila is gonna shoot him or something

-lets go lila!!!!!!!!!!

-ok she’s actually so fucking stupid i’m serious lol

-rip a baddie :/

-the only person who deserves to kill bubba is sally 😐

-we all know they’re not gonna kill him bc more sequels bae!!!!

-these last 30 minutes have somehow felt longer than the entirety of the rest of the movie. like more has happened in 15 mins than the first hour

-what’s crazy is bubba legit wouldn’t have killed anyone if they didn’t kill his mom LMAO

-HELP HE TACKLED HER LIKE A LINEBACKER

-lila why would u stop fucking moving that’s so stupid

-HELP MEL IS ON HIS BACK LIKE A MONKEY FIENIDNWIDJ

-damnnn melody rlly gave him a lil uppercut w the chainsaw

-cant say how happy i am they didn’t make bubba skinny <3

-how is mel walking like a normal person after that also u wouldn’t be able to pry that fucking gun out of my hand empty or not

-the sun roof? rlly? lol

-HELOFNSJDBJSJSJSJD HE RLLY CUT HER FUCKING HEAD OFF LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

-girl boss bubba!!!!

-AHHH the og house <3

-hm. ok so i have mixed feelings.

i’ll make a post w the pros and cons in another post hehe

[carebearcody]

alex babe give my ~circumstances~ AHEM would it be too much to ask for a tl;dr of the game while i wait for my replay to load. highlights? lowlights? did our boys have a fight with the blue pricks on the field?? is that pic of taa squaring up to mr victorian scurvy legit or an edit. HOW DID KWEEV DO (obvs good but i need a run down here) ??? SEXY MOMENTS???

the way i was literally just abt to message u a rundown ok (fabrizio romano voice) here we go:

1st half -

thiago out with an injury in WARM UP so we were losing our minds before the match even started

ynwa ringing out over the national anthem so true so true

also was a really powerful moment in support of ukraine before kick off💙💛

canny lie they started the game so strong we could NOT get a hold of midfield. tackled flying in everywhere and the ref was just getting started on his bs

ch*lsea had an early chance but kweev saved and it was offside anyway

we get control abt halfway thru the 1st half nd dominate possession - naby and sadio get chances but mendy pulled off some incredible saves this game it was intense

luis looked amazing, literalky sent chalobah to the shops multiple times. salah had the odd chance but was crowded every chance he got. there’s probs more but first half was pretty dead

oh wait - mount had like 2 massive chances right at the end of the first half and the start of the second and he literally fucked them both i was in tears snxkxkdkkd

2nd half:

again they start super super strong and kweev has to make more intense saves

we regain possession but chelsea defending super super well

joel goal!!! beaut header from a sadio assist after a corner but gets ruled off for an offside/virgil apparently blocking reece james (🤨🤨🤨)

joel comes off after his attempt and ibou replaces him - naby keita also comes off with hendo for milly and harv (also some controversy bc naby apparently should’ve got a red for a late, nd imo accidental challenge on chalobah) - harv settles in well but we’ve lost a lot of attacking force

pretty much just defending for the rest of the 2nd half with brief counter moments - chelsea get like 3 goals in from lukaku werner and havertz but all are offside. ref continues to have a stinker by not carding ch*lsea players when they are wwe wrestling our players to the ground but we move 😐

again probs more but it ends at the 90 0-0

ET:

they start off ET very strong nd look to attack a lot but we hold strong - kweev makes some sexy saves and defensive masterclass from robbo trent virgil and ibou

divock comes on for luis (nd luis gets a big kloppo hug) and we’re all relived to see divock for his powtential clutch moment

trent and havertz have a weird lil sensual moment as the ball goes out for a throw-in in liverpools half - forehead’s together very intense (lowkey thought they might smooch) but harv (5’6 baby btw) comes in and shoves havertz - gets a bit scuffly but we move on

ET is just p stressful with both teams exhausted nd neither wanting to overcommit anything BUT toochel decides to sub kepa on in the dying mins of ET (apparently that’s what he did in the super cup final idk)

PENS OKAY - first, 11 amazing pens from our whole team. i can’t go through them all rn from memory but if you can watch fabinho (paneka), virg trent’s and harvey’s bc they were sick

kweev almost made a few saves but tbf the ch*lsea pens were also quite good (except werner’s bc i’m convinced he scuffed it nd got lucky)

ANYWAYS kweev irish king and motm of my heart steps up looking as unfazed as ever and delivers the most beautiful pen i’ve ever seen in my life - travelling kop goes wild

kepa steps up nd takes a deep breath and sends it right out of wembley (pretty sure i saw it fly past my house)

liverpool go mad i start hysterically laughing and crying and it’s absolute scenes

carabaddie cup is ours, up the covid reds!!! and i made a banging chelsea in the mud edit if i do say so myself xxxx

[sensitivelytakenwith]

alice you have officially shivered my timbers . i’m not even joking 😐 when i started reading the fic a second time to write this review a door shut too loud & i jumped 💀 like the pacing, dialogue, and descriptions all worked so well to make this such a good piece of work omg ?? where do i go to start the petition for more jayflrt horror works??

(full review + spoilers under the cut)

first off FUCK JUNGWON 😐 i got bad vibes from him from the jump & i was very happy to be proven right but AT WHAT COST 😐😐 now i’m either a mf vampire or dead

like this whole bit???? r u my FATHER 🤨🤨🤨 “you’re right. it’s my fault” the m in men stands for MANIPULATION . and jungwon is the perfect example. he just pissed me off so much and then and then

he says THIS??? y/n’s better than me bc i would’ve blocked him on everything 😁 wdym i’m as good as dead... r u trying to curse me 🤨🤨 is that a threat 🤨 like what’s going on pls explain! he just irritated me to no bounds and i kinda wish y/n does turn into a vampire so she can haunt him for the rest of his days 😁

moving on! (but trust the jungwon slander WILL be back ‼️)

the bird metaphors had me 😵😵😵 ur brain is VERY large. like i read this and just went “woah” like u could do macbeth but could shakespeare do bloodlust? i don’t think so! your writing, esp your figurative language, is just so excellent 😋😋 like look at this:

you 📝 felt 📝 like 📝 your 📝 nerves 📝 were 📝 exposed 📝 wire 📝 crackling 📝 at 📝 the 📝 ends 📝

homer’s tossing in his grave i fear 🤧 your writing is just SO good i can’t get enough of it

like... gagged.

(but this made me hate jungwon sm! especially after that little rulebook he slipped to y/n. like u would rlly do ANYTHING but confess. he is CRAZY with a capital k. but i digress)

these too omg??? my heart fr stopped when sunghoon looked at y/n 😭 i didn’t even get mad at her for not running immediately bc this description 😕😕 and then the board later ☹️☹️ like i got so caught up in my jungwon hatred that i’d forgotten y/n had actually been through a lot. first jay then sunoo then jake and her CRUSH is the murderer??? i think i would’ve gone insane honestly. y/n deserves some type of break ☹️

tangent: this made me laugh so hard LMFAO 😭😭 when i read vampire i thought of dracula but trust y/n to think of edward cullen 😭

but AGAIN with the writing 😵 like i had my hand over my mouth, phone centimetres from my face, and i could HEAR my heart beating. i acc thought y/n was going to die for a second 😭 and then sunghoon doesn’t kill her? and he’s actually kinda normal besides the whole killing a bunch of ppl in her city thing 😜 honestly i still dk how i feel ab sunghoon bc he’s sick definitely but is he like “i can save him” sick or “mental institution” sick yk? considering that he’s a vampire and he HAS to eat someway or another i think i’m leaning towards i can save him rn... 😍 but he also killed jay 😕 i really don’t know 😭

jungwon on the other hand is SICK with a capital c. the last couple of lines rlly just remind me that he could’ve just... confessed at literally any other time 😭 they’ve known each other since they were babies. like he had the most opportunities?? but Nooo he waits until another questionable vampire comes along to do something. like do you actually like me or do u like the thought of having me to Urself 🤨 think ab that for the rest of eternity jungwon

also jay & sunoo are just wondering what they did. like porquoi? revive them this instant!

i can’t add any more images 😭😭😭 but yeah i think u get the point. sunghoon (questionable) is sick, jungwon (derogatory) is even sicker, and y/n (❓) is lovesick 😍😍 the end.

bloodlust

PAIRING ▸ park sunghoon x fem!reader (ft. yang jungwon)

GENRES ▸ horror, supernatural (vampires), kinda friends to lovers

WARNINGS ▸ profanity, mentions of death, missing people, mild depictions of gore, unrequited love

SUMMARY ▸ all you wanted to do was confess your feelings to park sunghoon. what you didn’t expect was to see him standing next to a bleeding-out sim jaeyun.

WORD COUNT ▸ 6720 words

PLAYLIST ▸ outro : cross the line by enhypen • somebody’s watching me by rockwell • thriller by michael jackson

UNCUTS ▸ visual teaser • netflix trailer • sunoo’s poster • missing persons 

AUTHOR’S NOTE ▸ spooky szn has come to an end and it was my month so i couldn’t just ?? not post a fic ?? i hope you guys enjoy !! ♡ also the ending is open-ended so bring forth your theories :’)

13:34:02 OCTOBER 28, 2021

HALLOWEEN WAS RUINED BEFORE IT EVEN BEGAN.

There was a time when your city was dull. There was no thrill. No excitement. The closest thing you could get to a scare was being pulled over for speeding.

Until the missing persons cases started coming up.

At first, they went over everyone’s heads. As twisted as it sounded, a disappearance or two was of no concern. A couple of people crying couldn’t be heard over the masses.

Then it snowballed. Cases surged. People were going missing left and right. The mayor declared a citywide curfew, enforcing that people had to be in their homes before dark or they’d be fined. Mass panic arose, and people demanded answers from the police, who had nothing to say on the matter. It wasn’t that they were slacking on the case; rather, they had no idea what the hell was going on. People vanishing without a trace wasn’t exactly easy to get leads on.

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[aquagustd]

yus, i hope you don’t mind me coming on here to rant because i really need to say this. i would talk about it on tiktok, since that’s like the main social media app i use the most, but my problem is with tiktok. specifically tiktok armys. now i’m not saying they’re all bad, because i’ve come across some really kind armys on there, but some armys on there (or anywhere tbh) are just a whole different breed. i don’t even want to even call them armys since they’re just ignorant and rude people in general.

here’s the actual thing i want to talk about…so have you seen the photos going around of bts on the streets supposedly filming run bts or possibly something else? well someone posted that they were on a walk and saw bts and took pictures and photos of them. then someone commented that they should’ve just taken a photo with their mind and moved on. and i agreed! i said that yes, they should’ve. and if they really had to take a picture/video, they shouldn’t have posted it. and SO MANY people are saying that me and a few other people are doing too much and we’re just saying all that because we’re jealous we’ll never come across bts…like i’m honestly speechless rn. and then someone said something along the lines of “well they knew this was gonna happen if they go out”. are you fucking serious. they’re human beings!!! they deserve privacy just like anyone else, although yes because they’re famous it’s different, but it doesn’t matter. i can’t imagine how overwhelming that is for them. then they said there was a bunch of other videos going around so it doesn’t matter if that person posted one too. and then proceeded to say “what’s next? people can’t look at them?”. that is not what i said at all 💀 then i also saw on twitter, that people were making posts too saying to delete the pics and videos because of privacy and the footage had been linked back to a ss. but the comments made me more upset. someone said something along the lines of it being a public schedule because jin had posted photos of them that same day so that was him announcing it, so they can spread the photos all they want. um…when did he ever say where they were and what they were doing? i’m literally laughing rn. everyday i lose more and more of my faith in humanity. people literally saying bts are doing it to themselves for becoming famous. what? so suddenly we shouldn’t treat them like humans anymore?? i’m more disappointed then anything because these people will most likely never change their opinion and that 😐 it’s sad how many armys don’t actually respect and care about bts.

but am i an asshole for saying all that or having this opinion? i think if you ever see bts in public, no you didn’t. don’t take a picture. don’t post about it. or maybe wait until later, like if no one knew they were somewhere, like it wasn’t publicly announced, for when it is announced by the member or company themself to post about it. because someone posting about it also gives away their location. and i want nothing more than for bts to be safe and happy.

no because your opinion is totally valid & i don’t mind at all !! im gonna be honest, some of the tiktok armys, tiktok army influencers have very weird opinions when it comes to bts and other kpop idols. & if you dare to have another then everyone starts attacking you. they jump to conclusions and twist your words.

i saw another girl who posted the video of them on the street. i think yeah we should respect their privacy but at this point no one listens anymore 🥲 they just do what they want. post what they want. and i even see people using ss images & then when someone calls them out they say they didn’t know and keep it up. but they do it again. which is just ?????

imo it’s no use trying to explain anything on tiktok when all they’re gonna do is continue to have this narrow mind & believe what they want to 🙄 i’m so sorry you had to go through that <3

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

YN The Hunter:

Dealing with Gon and Killua pt. ✌🏻

Hunter Hunter characters x gn! Reader

Warnings: Ging 🙄; Gon being a himbo in the making, Killua being a turd, so much swearing

A/N: A part two was requested and since I have absolutely zero impulse control, I shall spinkle the feed for headcanons for everyone to enjoy 🥰

Are you cursed YN?

I think you're definitely cursed

Because literally as soon as you got rid of Gon and Killua you almost instantly got them back 🙄

It’s like you are the magnet and Gon is the metal

And with Gon comes Killua so too bad so sad Yn

The Bain of your existence, Ging 😌, is always causing you trouble

Literally man’s will pawn his kid off on anyone at this point

Like how did he keep Gon alive as a baby? There’s just no way, NO WAY

Anyways 🙄

He probably sent you some cryptic message telling you to meet him in the Greed Island Game

He said, and I quote, "meet me in Greed Island, I've got something for you"

You knew it was a trap but a small part of yourself was like, “you know what? Maybe he’s changed? I should give him a shot!”

Because that’s how you are, you give people second chances!

It’s a pipe dream Yn, that bitch ain’t ever gonna change

Honestly how gullible are you because the literal minute you step foot inside the game you hear it

"AHHHHH YNS HERE :D"- Gon

Killua is literally walking behind him being all tough and stuff 🙄

You 👉🏻😐🙄 you can not be serious rn

This is what you get for giving people a second chance Yn

Biscuit is accompanying them and she looks exhausted

“Hello Gon, Killua, Biscuit, it’s nice to see you all,” you deadpan, “can’t believe you’re all here.”

So shocked 🙄

“I’m here to find my dad!” Gon says :D

“I’m here to help Gon,” Killua adds

“At this point, I don’t know why I’m here,” Biscuit chimes in

“Well it looks like Ging sent me to help you again boys so let’s get to it,” you say as Gon’s eyes light up 🤩

“Did you finally get your hunter license?” You say looking at Killua as he glares

“You wanna go?” He says as you smirk, Gon holding him back

You 👉🏻😐🙄

Well, at least, while you’re here you might as well play the elusive game that Ging developed right

Man has enough time to develop games but not enough time to raise his kid 🤨 ight-

Anyways, you manage to help Gon and Killua began to master there Nen Techniques

Since Gon is enhancement, you help him develop his jajanken

Which honestly is beyond fitting for a future himbo imma just put it out there 😂

Seriously it’s literally a rock, paper, scissors move which seems simple to others

But when you have explosive powers like Gon 👀

Literally this boy is beyond easy to train

“Gon you need to bottle up more strength,” you say

Gon 👉🏻 Ok Yn : D

“Gon stop holding back!” You preach

Gone 👉🏻 Got it YN : D

Killua on the other hand is good at Transmutation

Which lends excellent to his absolute to use electricity to disable his opponents

This boy really has a thing for cause harm 😬

But like given his upbringing, it’s not surprising honestly

Killua is kind of a pain in the ass, literally the kind of kid that would rather do things on his own

Like he’s teachable but he’s stubborn

“Killua you need to listen to me,” you say, trying to teach the feral child

Killua 👉🏻 Y tho 🤨

You 👉🏻 *rethinks entire life*

Unsurprisingly, you manage to survive and finish the game

Like ok- this was fun but you really need to be going now

“Ok welp, you guys, I best be on my way, so many hunter things to accomplish like finding Gon’s dad and ringing his neck,” you say ✌🏻

Then Gon has an absolutely fantastic idea because why not!

“Hey Yn! We are going to see Ging right now!!! Why don’t you come with us!” Gon :D

You 👉🏻 😐 this feels like a trap…

“But it’s not YN, see!” He says and him and Killua explain their amazing idea

You nod, kind of stunned that they would think of such an ingenious plan

“Alright but listen Gon, when I see Ging I’m get the first punch got it?!?” You say

Gon is just like “sure whatever I get to see my dad :D”

Killua is like excited because YNbis about to hand Ging an ass kicking

Once they bid fairwell to Biscuit, they head off in search of Ging

When you are transported, you arrive in a swap like area and you instantly know….

“SON OF A BITCH!” You scream as Gon and Killua look at you

Suddenly, some crazy ass ant comes out of now where, biting Killua

All hell breaks loose for like .05 seconds and then he appears

“Oh hey Yn, what are you doing here?” Kite asks as you glare at him

“Oh nothing just hanging out with my two wards,” you say, rolling your eyes as you plop down on the ground

“Well I’m glad you’re here Yn because, you see, I could really use your help,” he says

“Oh really now…” 👀

[punkscowardschampions]

Edie & Liam

Edie: [a picture of him in class that we’ve sent him after school, like hi was watching you energy, anyone else who happens to be in shot getting the X’d out eyes treatment of course]

Liam: [send her a pic back of wherever you are right now and likewise give any random peeps the same treatment because we obvs miss you too and this is also a I’m here- wherever here is- if you need to know clue so]

Edie: 😍

Edie: [picture of whichever teacher is doing detentions today]

Edie: -100 XP 😒

Liam: [I like to imagine you taking said pic of whatever teacher and destroying it creatively and aesthetically IRL because you are that bitch so however long it takes we gotta and then send the footage to her because we can’t actually do a murder thank you boy]

Edie: You’re so cool

Edie: meanwhile I’m a total noob for getting caught, then caught again and forced into this hell

Edie: What I did was funny, anyway, not an excuse to keep me locked up when we could be having fun 😩😠

Liam: what did you do

Edie: [a link to the school website, heavily vandalized, like we’ve changed all the info to the true tea honey, slagging off this place and all the teachers, looking at you Mr Lucas]

Edie: they still haven’t worked out how to change it back

Edie: if the IT staff can’t do it they shouldn’t be getting paid 🤷‍♀️

Liam: you wanted to be caught or you wouldn’t have been

Liam: or wrote [something that only she would include which he knows cos he knows her inside and out bitches]

Edie: 😳 maybe

Edie: do you think that’s sad?

Edie: attention whore behaviour, like

Liam: maybe if you were a noob, doing shit anyone could think up and nobody’s impressed by

Edie: This place needs shaking up

Edie: everyone in it

Edie: it’s not like I want all 👀 on me

Edie: just off the bullshit they think matters now

Liam: yeah

Liam: i've held back from breaking you out, tempting as it is, like

Edie: well I wouldn’t complain 😋

Edie: the kid next to me might legit be dribbling into his book rn so

Liam: nah you’re right we’d have too many 👀 on us, your sister’s the hardest

Liam: and there can’t be no witnesses or word of mouth going round about what I’m doing to that 🤤 kid when he leaves

Edie: like she wouldn’t be in a lot more trouble than detention if all her shit got out

Edie: I like it when it’s just yours 👀

Liam: I said I’d do whatever to keep her on side for now 😇 til you’re bored of it

Liam: outing her is for someone 😈

Edie: I could never be bored of you

Edie: just wondering what having her on side is even worth

Liam: I know you wish she was bored of him, and yeah, right again, there probably is more we could be doing about it other than only being a perfect example of what she don’t have

Edie: I think it’s going to take something more drastic, probably

Edie: as she only 💭 about herself and him

Liam: between you, me and that kid in detention, I can do drastic

Liam: our secret

Edie: you make everything feel ❗️❕❗️❕❗️❕ when before it was like, flatlining

Edie: and he deserves drastic anyway

Liam: like you said, they all deserve it

Liam: no exceptions

Edie: none

Edie: we should leave Dublin

Edie: when we 🤵💍👰❤️🤰❤️👶

Liam: leave for where

Edie: anywhere you want to go

Edie: we want

Liam: anywhere with 🍂🍁☔️🐚🌊 for the 👶🐶 to play in

Edie: we could move around the coast

Edie: see all and every 🍂🍁☔️🐚🌊

Edie: long as we all have each other, we’d be happy

Liam: [send her a pic of the passport photos you literally just got like okay brb getting a passport in case I need it]

Edie: you’re gonna end up on hotmugshots.com for sure

Edie: I think I’m still a 👧 in mine, I’ll do a new one too

Liam: promise not to smile and I’ll take em for you later

Edie: A challenge

Edie: okay, if you promise not to make me smile

Liam: for the 👶🐶

Edie: when we have the 👶🐶 you will be 😁 too

Liam: I can’t make no promises if you make me 💭 about it

Liam: I’ll end up saying some shit that’ll make you too 😁 for 😐📷

Edie: I can be 😇 too and earn it

Liam: can be our secret too as you’re in detention with lads who reckon they’re 😈❗️❕💯 keep the cred you earned earlier going

Edie: 🤘👊🙄

Edie: apparently he made Miss Keating cry, like she’s not having a breakdown that ain’t about you, dickhead

Liam: his turn soon, like

Liam: but there’ll be no confusion what it’s about

Edie: kill me

Liam: in person, when it’s me and you without attention seeking tossers in the other seats

Edie: I missed you

Edie: miss you

Edie: any thought that ain’t you is static

Liam: I’ll be there waiting on you to come out

Edie: I can take you somewhere fun

Edie: once you’ve handled this kid, and taken my picture, of course

Liam: I dunno who has got the easier task of it there, me or you

Edie: maybe I should ask you some Qs

Edie: or do we want to see how well I know you

Liam: I know you know me better than anyone else does

Edie: I won’t make you close your eyes

Liam: I won’t make you work out what’s true and what’s a lie

Edie: I’ll get better at it

Liam: I’ll get better at keeping the deception for everyone else

Edie: I can handle all the real you want to give me

Liam: I’d already have given you all of it if I could

Edie: I know

Edie: I’m not going anywhere, we’ve got time

Liam: and you’ve got [whatever feelsy yet everyday looking item he gave her in the last convo we did] so you know I’m not either

Edie: exactly 😌

Edie: I trust you even if you lie

Edie: you can tell me the sky is green and the grass is blue and that’s how it is

Liam: take the right 💊 it’s not a lie, but you can trust me whatever the fuck I’m on

Edie: next time we go star gazing

Liam: [tell her somewhere cool you should go and do that that’s probably high up and dangerous lol]

Edie: 🤩🤩 we can camp out, without your dad, sorry

Liam: I’m owed time from work, say when and I’ll warn my manager he and my da’ll both have to do without me

Edie: Thank God you have such reliable coworkers to hold the fort

Edie: do you still have a bike?

Liam: my ma’ll kept my 1st one but I don’t think I’ll be getting on it, you might have to swap with me 🧚🏼‍♀️

Liam: or I’ll have to go over fences 👀🚲🛴🛵🛺🛒🔎 and you might need to keep a lookout

Edie: 🥰 I need to see!

Edie: I bet it was 🟥

Liam: like a 🚒

Liam: we’ll find it, do it up for our 👦

Edie: 🔔🃏🏴‍☠️🔥

Edie: he’ll fit in the basket at first

Liam: unless he’s massive from the start

Liam: she’ll fit though, taking after you

Edie: were you always a head above everyone else

Liam: you’ve seen the footage, did it look like I was living a shite godzilla remake

Edie: only that you’re both cute

Edie: 🦖💘

Liam: the franchise is hardcore oversaturated without me adding years of home movie frames to it + Minilla’s got more than 4 letters so it can’t go on the list of 👶 names

Edie: even on the forums, I think they’d agree it’s pretty played out

Edie: monster 👶 have had their day as well

Liam: [posts on the forum asking for their baby name ideas for the pisstake because imagine what those nerds would say]

Edie: 😆

Edie: all I’m seeing is waifu and top ten anime villain lists

Edie: none of you are being godparents

Liam: you should probably use what’s left of your detention to do your own proper list, seeing as they’re being fuck all help

Liam: 13 for her and same for him

Edie: I’m gonna

Edie: it’s such a huge thing, you’re giving it to them for life, all the expectations or reputations that come with

Edie: I want names that don’t belong to no one else, no one anyone knows, so it’s all them

Liam: easy to do better than all our parents on that 1 thing

Edie: for real

Edie: I swear my ma picked the most cursed names on purpose

Edie: and you don’t deserve a name at least 20 other lads at school have, like

Liam: what’s the lad sat next to you called, strike that off as well, like

Edie: Mikey, I only know ‘cos he keeps pissing about and she’s losing her rag 🙄

Edie: not looking further than the bible is ultimate lazy parenting, for sure

Liam: I should’ve asked how sharp your ✏️ is, that’s my bad

Edie: 😳🤤 now that’s my second biggest wish

Edie: after wishing you were beside me instead

Liam: next time you’re caught I’ll let em get me too

Edie: 🥺 that’s the most romantic thing I’ve ever heard

Edie: 🔫 Blaze of glory only for us I promise

Liam: [find a way to be even more romantic by sending her footage you’ve just sneaky filmed of this detention like hey]

Edie: how did I not see you

Edie: 🤯

Liam: look again now

Liam: [and pop up so she can see you lol]

Edie: [obviously coming out to hug you soz you bothered being sneaky lmao]

Liam: [not soz though cos we blatantly wanted that or else we wouldn’t have revealed ourselves]

Edie: [not sorry we’re excited to see you ever]

Liam: [obvs gotta kiss you and I hope that lad sees it and backs off for his own sake even though Liam is not remotely doing it for his benefit]

Edie: [am saying you have to go back in though so the teachers can’t stop you jumping said kid ‘cos I’m nasty I’m evil]

Liam: [blatantly gonna follow you off school grounds and absolutely scare the shit out of you when it’s time for you to leave, soz Mikey but Liam isn’t the kind of lad to warn you off with a smack when he could throw lit matches in your direction or dangle you off somewhere really high etc etc]

Edie: [you really don’t deserve it but we out here so soz boy]

Liam: [thank god you’ll be scared into silence cos the consequences would be worse than detention for Liam and you if you blabbed and none of us want that rn]

Edie: [that’s not the vibe, purely using you to show this side of, not get in trouble, anyway, her/my idea was to go for a bike ride and then go to the arcades/beach for more childhood energy]

Liam: [I love that and I vote that this poor lad also has a bike Liam can steal]

Edie: [lmao our bad but yes, doubly serves a purpose]

Liam: [he’s not gonna be as tall as you but hopefully he’s not so short you’ll look like you’re riding a kid’s bike haha]

Edie: [be hard on your legs, she can’t exactly give you a backy on hers either lol]

Liam: [I also think that he should’ve done something while he was waiting to make it even harder than she did for them to fix whatever she did to the school website so it has to stay up longer like that cos that’d make her happy]

Edie: [love ya nerds, again could get into a lot of trouble for that but we’ll ignore that for right now]

Liam: [it’s fine we know he’s good at covering his tracks and she’s literally been in detention so it couldn’t have been her]

Edie: [we’re unphased anyway, soz to your mother but we are]

Liam: [soz not soz that we gotta make the bae feel good things by any means necessary cos we can’t, he’s stopped stalking Rio what more does everyone want]

Edie: [honestly lmao, gonna say that your funtimes get cut short by her calling you home for some drama as it’ll give me an in to chat about her]

Liam: [good idea boo]

Edie: [creep shot of Rio defaced as per]

Edie: 👿

Liam: [a selfie he has just taken with his mum that the poor woman probs thinks is really nice but he purely did so he could likewise deface it so Edie knows he misses her big but as importantly knows he’s basically next door if she needs him and isn’t doing anything really fun without her]

Edie: 👋 Eimear

Edie: She had no reason to drag me back she’s so blatant

Edie: not to mention tapped in the skull, asking me loads of questions about this school website shit

Liam: you should tell her it’s Lex framing you, she’d buy it

Edie: I think she thinks that already

Edie: as if she’s got the 🧠 in hers

Liam: that’s on both of us for giving her more than she’d know what to do with before, you might as well run with it

Edie: I reckon Lexie needs to come out of retirement

Edie: she wants to make this website thing about her, for some reason, doing 20 questions over here, we can actually fuck with her

Liam: I’d say yeah in a sec if you hadn’t already done the time

Liam: you deserve the glory at 🏫 it’s got nothing else going for it

Edie: [a while later, not ages but like long enough this Rio convo has progressed, my vibe is the website hack, obvs being talked about, peaked her stalker senses but it does sound like Edie and not Lexie so now we’re lowkey tryna be like was it you all along because you would suspect everyone]

Edie: I’m just feeling like I should do some of the shit she’s accusing me of

Edie: It’d be fun

Liam: what’s she accusing you of

Edie: she won’t just come out with it, ‘course not

Edie: but stalking her is what it sounds like

Liam: and you wanna do what about it

Edie: send her some of these ‘weird’ messages she’s alluding to

Edie: between us I bet we can do better than whatever the fuck she’s actually got so far

Liam: yeah, but where’s the fun in something that easy

Edie: idk

Edie: her reaction?

Liam: she’ll hide it from you, you’ve repeatedly said she treats you like a kid

Edie: yeah, she does

Liam: I don’t want you to end up disappointed

Edie: it’s bullshit anyway, why would I

Liam: for it to be all riding on her reaction, which she ain’t gonna give you how you want, I don’t see how you wouldn’t

Edie: oh no, I meant why would I stalk her

Edie: you’re probably right about that

Edie: annoying as it is to not have a plan of revenge now

Liam: she can’t think of anyone else smart enough

Edie: well can’t fault her there

Edie: all her mates are as braindead

Liam: besides if she was being stalked it’s always the boyfriend and she don’t wanna think about that

Edie: we’re on the same page 📖

Edie: I said, you don’t think he’s mentally fucked, the evidence is your whole ‘relationship’

Liam: sick and possessive enough

Edie: seriously

Edie: I’m sure she’s crying to him now

Liam: and he’ll be loving it

Edie: should stalk his shit instead

Edie: see all the bullshit he’s hiding

Liam: if you mean it, I’ll do it

Edie: I mean it

Edie: if we seriously found that

Edie: or any other sick shit

Edie: we could finally end them

Liam: alright, but you’re gonna have to tell me everything you know about them to bring them down, the more dates and shit we know the less work cracking his passwords will be

Edie: i’ll come over

Edie: weren’t joking when I said she was 😭

Edie: i don’t need to be here

Liam: you can stay, my ma don’t need to know

Edie: scheming can be done in silence…

Liam: she’s watching [something a mum would, I’m thinking a reality show like real housewives lol] and it’s kicking off 🔊 can make loads of noise yourself if you want, I’m not worried she’ll hear us

Edie: should’ve 📹 that kick-off for her, she would’ve loved it

Edie: but I’ll keep that in mind

Liam: I’ll keep in mind you coming through my window

Edie: beating you coming through mine is a good thing to 🎯 for

Liam: you had perfect aim in the arcade

Edie: I’ve had lots of practice there

Liam: you don’t need any for me

Edie: 🎰

Liam: nah, I’m not the jackpot, you are

Edie: 😖 I love you so much you know

Liam: I know I don’t have to ask if you mean that too

Liam: and I know I wanna be able to say it back meaning it as much

Edie: I just mean it, don’t say it back ‘til you do

Edie: and you know it for sure

Liam: how do you know it for sure

Edie: it’s like

Edie: I’d do anything for you, but I want to, not ‘cos I have to

Liam: I’d do anything for you

Edie: maybe you just need to be turned back on

Edie: and all your feelings are already here

Edie: or still here

Liam: if you can find the switch we’ll find out

Edie: 💡

Liam: 💣

Edie: I want that for you

Edie: 💥

Liam: don’t you care you could get hurt

Edie: no

Edie: maybe I should

Edie: but I still wouldn’t more than I want it

Liam: the way things are I can stop it from being deliberate, never hurt you

Edie: controlled 💣💥s only

Edie: maybe the opposite could help though

Liam: the maybe’s massive

Liam: you’ve gotta be sure it’s what you want

Edie: I trust you

Liam: you trust this version bc you can

Edie: I trust it’ll work

Liam: then I will

Liam: you’ve got good judgement

Edie: you won’t be able to hurt me

Edie: not really

Edie: and that proves something

Liam: not if you know what you’re getting into, really know

Liam: gay shit aside

Edie: I saw you with that kid

Edie: you can show me more before we try, if you want

Liam: if you want

Liam: bc that was jokes, fuck all compared to what I could do

Liam: tell me you saw that, like

Edie: yeah

Edie: I did

Edie: why did you do that?

Liam: detention’s shite without you having to put up with him

Liam: I did it for you

Edie: did it make you feel anything

Edie: or do you just want it to

Liam: it was a test, you passed, I failed

Edie: did you want to scare me

Liam: no but if you was there’s no point me trying to want anything

Edie: then why’d you fail

Liam: 🤖

Liam: I should’ve felt something, he and you did

Edie: got it

Edie: he was just some random, he doesn’t matter

Liam: but it was for you and you do

Liam: you’re the 🔑

Edie: I wanna be 👼🏼 and work a miracle

Edie: but I won’t let it break my heart if it doesn’t work, I promise

Liam: I’d stop mine before I let anything break yours

Edie: that would

Edie: but I don’t have to I feel selfish about keeping you about whilst you’re 🤖 so that’s okay

Liam: I’ve been trying the wrong things, but now we’ve worked out what the right ones are

Edie: it makes sense

Edie: if you liked fucking up that kid, being a psychopath is way easier

Edie: ❤️ is what got you here and messed up, avoiding it is logical

Liam: so when you get here don’t let me

Edie: you’re sure?

Liam: yeah

Edie: [come through that window asap then girl, kiss him with all you got before we can think to second guess anything]

Liam: [another window kiss we do love to see it lads, definitely put her on your bed or sofa depending if you’re in your bedroom or your downstairs lair so you can keep that intense makeout going]

Edie: [pepper in those IRL I love yous because have to at this point]

Liam: [the romantic in me wants to believe it has some effect so yeah please do gal we’re trying to get somewhere here]

Edie: [along with all the comforting things you could think to say but do sincerely mean like you’re here and not leaving etc etc]

Liam: [gonna give you the win of all your efforts turning him on at least physically cos Lexie could NEVER and it’s progress sis, even if we can’t necessarily keep that going long enough for y’all to hook up here and now under his mother’s roof which would also send me given all her cockblocking attempts before they were needed]

Edie: [we’re here for progress honey, and we won’t have a massive sad face about it or patronize you so]

Liam: [oh Lexie, you didn’t know what you were getting yourself into in any sense, and I do feel bad about framing you as Rio’s stalker but also you were v patronising and kinda a bitch so]

Edie: [it isn’t really your bad to the degree we punished you but no love lost sorry, meanwhile we’re just cuddling you so tight rn boy, probably trying to calm down cos you ain’t a saint/ would not have the libido issues he has rn so 👀]

Liam: [I imagine he’s just 👀 at her stomach in his intense way thinking about how they are halfway to their future now she’s said she loves him so then obvs is gonna ask her what baby names she has thought of nbd just a normal topic of convo lol]

Edie: [wouldn’t make you die at all, at least we can say you’ve thought of Libi, we will think of a boy one at some point but you can say how they’re harder ‘cos they are]

Liam: [it is not our fault boys names suck but yeah at least you can agree on Libi here and now because love that for you, soz that he is gonna kiss your belly and kill you even more girl]

Edie: [resist the urge to be like put that baby in me now, thank you, just get his hand to rub your belly like she already is, casual]

Liam: [it wouldn’t kill you to go down on her and deal with some of her sexual tension, just saying, just be aware that your mum is around though because that would be awkward]

Edie: [lmao not your first time getting interrupted, be so rude]

Liam: [I’d be that mean if your mum was more chill and it was just embarrassing but she’d be too drama about it genuinely so we cannot put you through it]

Edie: [you can’t get kicked out that would be so dramatic, like we’ll do that later but not right now]

Liam: [good vibes only rn please, you could probably search for all his baby stuff though if you’re sneaky, like not the bike but the smaller stuff lurking in the loft or wherever]

Edie: [hanging out in the loft is a full childhood vibe, take blankets and whatnot up so you can make it like a den, because you can also start this Buster process]

Liam: [his mum clearly keeps too much of your baby and childhood stuff so yeah get comfy cosy and go through it to see if there’s anything you actually want for Libi and lol at all the cringe, it’ll be really fun and we know you’ll also love stalking Buster together]

Edie: [why you hoarding for honey, well we know why but time to address that maybe, we’ll just be dying over how cute he was and playing with all this stuff though whilst we plan the epic ruster takedown]

Liam: [at least the loft can be your new hangout cos I vibe his mum doesn’t like to get on a ladder and go up there cos she’s smol like moomin so you don’t have to worry about her]

Edie: [I’ve never got in the loft ‘cos likewise it freaked me out lmao but I love that for y’all, can truly be lurking and no one will know]

Liam: [honestly such a vibe for you, if I could put your bedroom up there I would but she’d never let you cos gotta be nosy on what you’re doing lads]

Edie: [more of a vibe you have a room you’re never in ‘cos clearly likewise trying to spend as much time here as we can]

Liam: [I’m too invested in how cute you too are and it’s gonna break my heart p.s Winnie says he should sneak down and bring her probably literal midnight snacks]

Edie: [absolutely winner bear, seriously, you’re literally so innocent and Liam is just traumatized it’s so rude of us but there we are]

Liam: [it’s actually so evil of us but I’m glad you’re living your best lives rn, should we post this cos we’ve actually covered a lot?]

Edie: [good idea mugglebub]

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Nct U reaction: you laughing when you try to have ‘sexy time’ because you’re ticklish

Request: Spent the entire morning going through your reactions and omfg you're hilarious XD Can I request NCT U where you're trying to have ~sexy time~ together but you keep laughing and squealing because you're real ticklish? If this ain't me then idk what is. Thanks and keep up the great blog! <3

@layislovelayislife thanks for requesting dude 👍🏽

Lmao ‘sexy time’ that’s right this is a goddamn PG blog we don’t fucking swear or write shitty smut reactions. Nopedy nope nope only quality content here (life hack: that’s called sarcasm)

(Credit to gif owners)

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Taeyong:

Y’all were making out and frantically tearing each other’s clothes off (oh damn) until you burst out laughing because he brushed his hand against your stomach

“Y/N... a-aish stop, you’re making me laugh too I’m trying to be serious here”

“I’m trying my hardest to be serious t- aAHAH OMG NO no don’t hold me there I’m pfft I’m tiCKLish there stOP”

“Oh my god,,, I’m not even in the mood now ffs”

Doyoung:

fffffuckin triggered

You guys were making out on the bed, but you kept on squirming about. You tried your hardest to keep your laughs in but that just eventually made you wheeze really loudly lmfao

“Hold on, are... —are you laughing? Seriously Y/N??”

“.... you touched my armpit 😐”

’This bitch’

“...Really“

Jaehyun:

Jae literally t h r e w you on the sofa and climbed on top of you. He held you down by the wrists; there was no way for you to escape his grasp. He stared you down with hungry, yearning eyes and (hHOLL UP THIS IS GETTING TOO DETAILED JUST,,, YOU GET THE IDEA OKAY)

Yeah obviously your dumbass diD a liTtLe giGgLE and that set both of you off

Jaehyun’s the type to laugh at someone else laughing even if he has no idea what they’re laughing at so it was no different in this situation

“Y/Nn I can’t,, *whack* STOP LAUGHING I’M DYING RIGHT NOW”

“same send help please”

Jungwoo:

Jungwoo knew you were ticklish but he had no idea that you were so ticklish that him kissing your neck would send you into a laughing fit

Made him superrrr embarrassed and awkward (poor baby I’m cringing thinking about it oh god) because he wasn’t sure if you were laughing at him or something else

“Jungwoooo honey I’m sorry I wasn’t laughing at you I promise~ I’m just stupid and really ticklish”

“It’s okay. Next time tell me where you’re ticklish so you don’t laugh for 20 minutes”

Winwin:

Poor boy was another one that felt personally offended at first. You laughing probably oOFed his confidence up a bit :(

Was silent and most likely considered walking out the room because he felt too awkward and he didn’t know what to do. But you stopped him before he climbed off the bed

“Wait Sicheng!!! I’m so sorry I didn’t mean to offend you I’m just really ticklish and your foot brushed against mine and I couldn’t help but laugh I’m sorry”

“Oh, I thought you were laughing at me or something. It’s okay that’s kinda funny to be honest lol”

(ok I just wanted to use this gif bc yeah)

Lucas:

He was all ready to tap dat (can you tell I’ve gotten lazy with the intros) but you kept on wiggling about when he tried to hold your waist

“What are you doing babe? Stop moving- wait what is that face why are you so red oh my god”

“uhhhhmmmmm well basically, I’m like super ticklish but I didn’t want to laugh because you might take it the wrong way so I’m kinda just slowly dying rn”

Really chill about it. By chill I mean like, chilllllll

He just suggested you two could do it another time and y’all resumed whatever you were doing before his ass got h0rny as shit

Mark:

Omg he was panicking

He chuckled awkwardly, because he wasn’t sure whether you were laughing at him or yourself or something completely different

“Uh haha did I do something wrong or”

“AHAHAHA no you just touched my stomach and yeah. It was funny”

“Wait that’s the reason”

“Pretty much” (EYYYY PRETTYMUCH LISTEN TO ‘WOULD YOU MIND’ YALL)

*Shakes head in disappointment*

“Why didn’t you tell me earlier? So I didn’t have to sit through that awkwardness that was awful”

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Storytime: my friend once forgot the word pepperoni so she screamed at me and my friends in a groupchat because she really needed to know the word for unknown reasons. she called it ‘peloni’ so imma start a petition for everyone to call pepperoni ‘peloni’ from now onwards. ok the end hope you enjoyed