#he knows his stuff

[livetogether--diealone]

🫶🏻 oh franco

[petrichormore]

Ghostie: “You should’ve dipped him [Dapper] in the River Styx like Achilles’ mom.”

Bad: “Yeah, but then I’d have to hold him by the ankles and he has really teeny-tiny ones. I’m afraid they’d snap off.”

[theborzoiarebackintown]

Margo earned herself select today amidst a good lineup of specials under a very well respected sighthound judge! The show grounds are overlooking Lake Erie, providing some fantastic photo ops!

GCH Mielikki Rogue Nation JC, 4.5 yrs

[poolparty13]

Lmaoooo Sid 😭

[celestialsister0918]

@the-haunted-moth Here is “THE GIF”

@moonsnightowl

@sinsiriuslyemo

@hudson-bay-girl

[queen-mihai]

The house itself is a monster as well, normally trapping inhabitants inside for all eternity. But the second your foot crossed the threshold the first time, every room you enter just happens to be the exact room you needed, and nothing seems to ever get lost.

Once you've just started to settle into your routine, you realize you haven't been buying food, but the fridge is always stocked. While you're sitting there staring, a voice pierces the silence "may I help you, master"

You instinctively speak "I'm just not sure how the fridge keeps being f...." before you realize no one is here today

"Who are you?" You ask, for some reason wondering why you're asking when the answer seems so obvious that he's the butler.

"Kemsith, master. The butler"

How could you have forgotten Kemsith. He's been the butler here since... wait you just moved in! How does his presence here seem so obvious?

You open your mouth to say "I just moved in here and I don't have a butler. Also what's the deal with the food?"

But what comes out is "all is well, Kemsith. Excellent work."

You leave. Of course Kemsith deserves your praise. He's been a loyal and faithful friend and guardian of your house for... You Just Moved In!

You turn around to try to ask Kemsith what's going on, but he's gone. "Classic Kemsith" you chuckle to yourself "always disappearing like that"

Of course you have no further questions for such a dependable butler. He's doing fantastic work. All is normal in your house

Monster hunter reader who has no idea that they’re a monster hunter and are literally wired to attract monsters.

You find an injured dog on the side of the road and take it home and suddenly there’s a hot wolf lady sitting on your couch and insisting on thanking you for patching her up.

A bat accidentally flies into your bathroom and you call animal control. However when you open the door the bats been replaced by the palest guy you’ve ever seen who has immediate hearts in his eyes at how your first reaction is to throw the nearest object at him.

Cutting through a cemetery as a shortcut and suddenly your chin hits the ground and there’s a decomposed hand clasped around your ankle. Ever so slowly an entire person springs forth. Even with all decomposed bits you can tell they’re smiling at you in a not so platonic way.

If you step foot in the forest you can bet they’ll be at least a couple fae traps. All they want is to whisk you away to their world where you can be happy and together forever.

The ocean is also a task but far less dangerous. You’re sure to bump into a mermaid or two but instead of trying to take you to their world, they’ll try to follow you to yours. They’ll give you gifts as their way to propose and should you ever accept they’ll be bound to you and able to follow you to land.

A demon and Angel appear at your door and become a fixture in your life. Always arguing in the background about what’ll happen to your soul and who you’ll spend your eternal afterlife with.

A witch who you go to for help getting rid of the monsters but instead she gives you potions to calm your fears and anxieties. Who convinces you to give the harem a chance, they just want to love you after all.

Buying a larger house to fit all of your new companions and gaining yet another. A cynical ghost who takes great pleasure in seeing the others upset but acts like a perfect golden child around you.

Will be writing more for this because I’m in a monster mood!!

[academy13]

If I had a nickel for every time the Doctor has stepped on a landmine, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that its happened twice.

[cozylittleartblog]

"content creator" is a corporate word.

we are artists.

[heynhay]

do u guuys remember how huge lovebug was. back in ye days.

[engagemythrusters]

If you are looking for other dogwhistles, The History Wizard, here on TikTok and here on Instagram, is a very good resource. He has a degree in Genocide Studies. I really recommend watching his videos.

Remember kids, Nazis don't deserve their kneecaps.

Also if any of these are incorrect pls lemme know

[brainrotcharacters]

the next time Logan does this, wade is going to keel over CACKLING

[hmura-hmara]

Something about Luke being the spitting image of his father

[pimsri]

In Defiance of Death

[fumifooms]

Omg guys he just genuinely likes bugs and mollusks and critters 😭💘💔 Forced to noble when he just wanna crouch and watch things skitter in the dirt…

[bluerosefox]

Siblings Behavior

It's shenanigans time guys

So have this DpxDc idea.

So, the Justice League and the Light (OR villains in general) have two newish members, they've both been around for about a year and they're from the same plane of existence (a place called the Infinite Realms according to those who dabble in the occult)

And the two seem to have some serious beef with each other.

Wisp and Wrath are basicly feral cats hissing and hekles raised when they spot the other and their fights normally ends in draws. They're evenly matched and sometimes the two even fight to the point they are out of steam and just fist fight.

Needless to say everyone believes they totally hate each other and might one day kill (or end?) One of them.

So everything gets turned upside down when suddenly both factions of heros and villains are suddenly summoned to the Infinite Realms.

In a throne room.

In front of the Infinite King (or most commonly known as the Ghost King)

A King who looks very, very much like Wisp and Wrath (like yeah the two do sometimes look alike, like when they grin with sharp teeth and their hair color, but one has blue skin and red eyes for crying out loud!)

He's staring at them, glowing green eyes that seemed to just... know.

"Welcome to the Infinite Realms. I am King Phantom." His voice echoing in the throne room and seemed to rattle them deeply, like a sudden chill in the early morning.

"I have summoned you all here for a single reason." He continued to say "Tell me..."

Here he paused, closed his eyes before leaning back on the chair then he smiled big and cheerfully asked.

"How are my kids doing in your world? Dan and Ellie aren't causing too much chaos in their wake are they? They tend to go a tiny bit overboard sometimes but what siblings don't when they rough house you know. Tell me everything."

[hinamie]

i'm exactly as normal about him as I thought I'd be