#he kinda looks too much like tord but it might just be the fact i draw eyes like that idk i love hair horns too much

[spacepatrolhana]

liked the dynamic of an edgy dude and a gyaru too much so i just made them ocs

[fr1d4y-wr1t1ng]

Could you do a thing with the main 4 and an s/o that just- Loves bugs. Insects and arachnids out the wazoo- will climb something high/potentially dangerous, just to get a better look at a spider and tell you what species it is. Will** walk into the woods at night (and in the day) if not supervised. Might drag their s/o to a pond to look at pond life. Definitely buys crickets and stuff from the pet store, to secretly feed the things in the yard and or in the house.

BUGS BUGS BUGS BUGS BUGS I LOVE BUGS YES FUCKIN ID LOVE TO FUCKIN WRITE THIS GAHHHHH <3333 also it's 3 in the morning save me-

Request: yep!!

Genre: Romantic Headcanons!

CW: Bugs and maybe Foul Language.

Characters in Post: Edd, Matt, Tom, & Tord.

Descriptions: Bugs has always been your passion! Arachnids, crickets and much more just always interested you! But what happens when your boyfriend finds out about your... interesting hobby.

Edd:

He too kind of finds bugs interesting! Maybe not to the extent you do, but he still likes them!

So he's ok with the amount of bugs you own.

He does get a bit annoyed when they make SO much noise at night

But otherwise, mostly fine with the bugs around.

It's kinda like having extra tiny Ringos around?? What's the problem with that?

The only other problem he has is well... when you put yourself in danger for a bug.

Yeah, he'll keep you in sight 24/7 because the one time he didn't, you managed to climb onto the roof to get a look at a small family of spiders.

He's impressed by the fact you could tell what species the family was, common false widow spider, but he doesn't like you putting yourself in danger for a creature!

Your life doesn't matter more than it's!! With your knowledge he's sure that you can tell from the safe distance he tried to keep you at.

He's just mostly impressed by how much you know! He likes trying to get passionate about them with you, even of he finds the species a bit creepy.

Matt:

This poor thing is absolutely terrified of bugs.

He just thinks they look gross and they creep him out, so much so he may scream if he sees one.

He gets annoyed about how many bugs you have and sometimes will try to hint at you to get rid of it.

But one argument later and he won't bug you about it, because it's your passion and in all honesty... why should he care so much?

And his terror can spike when you put yourself in danger looking at one.

“Hey babe! Look at the moth I found! It's a garden tiger moth!!” “Y/N GET DOWN HERE YOULL BREAK YOUR PRETTY FACE!!”

He won't mind too badly if you drag him to look at a bug but he'll probably attempt to distract himself with something that reflects

All in all, he doesn't mind your love of bugs. He just doesn't like them himself.

Tom:

You like bugs? Sweet dude.

Like Edd, he doesn't mind it too much, it just kinda reminds him of his obsession with Frogs in secondary school (middle/high school for us Americans)

He gets very nervous holding one of your bugs though, he doesn't wanna accidentally smush one.

And having bugs in the house int as bad as the rest of the biys may make it seem.

But uh, he gets worried about how you'll risk yourself for a bug.

Like will climb up there as well to grab you and be like “hun, it's great that you know but can you not do that?”

But his favorite thing is when you drag him to look at life.

He genuinely enjoys hearing you ramble about how the ecosystem survives and how the bugs can help eachother.

And maybe if you ask (or just see a frog), Tom may indulge you in some nifty Frog facts.

Tord:

It's a love-hate relationship with your passion darling.

He doesn't see the point in having so many in the house, I mean your room is a living hive for fucks sake!

But still, he can't help but admire your abilities to be a dumbass about bugs.

He also doesn't see the point in it. “Its a small creature that'll die? Why is it so important to you??”

Tord will laugh at your stupid stunts to admire certain bugs, and will genuinely admire when you can tell the species.

And if you drag him out to see life, he isn't that happiest about it.

But he isn't complaining either. He kinda likes it in a weird way.

But mostly it's because of your stupid smile, duh.

[statistically-unlikely-monster]

Jon’s Not Dead

Chapter 2 Part 1

It’s finally here! I honestly didn’t think I would get this far with the story, but here we are. As I have said, Bing and Larry are in this part, though it’s pretty brief. There’s also a small bit featuring Dr. Devin, my Eddsworld OC that had a small cameo in the Prologue. (If you guys feel like it, you can send me some asks about him.) Without further delay, here it is.

Tord and Eduardo sat on separate beds in the infirmary, waiting for the doctor to finish patching up Paul. The poor guy was bashed up, but luckily didn't break anything. Despite this, the doctor scolded him as he cleaned up his bloodied wounds.

"You are lucky to still be alive." Dr. Devin grumbled, just barely understandable with his thick German accent.

Paul interjected, "Hey, I didn't want to get slapped into a wall!" 

"I did not say you wanted to. I said you could have died. You all need to be careful. I cannot cure death."

Tord interjected, trying to stop another fistfight between Paul and the doctor, "Speaking of which, how was that experiment with the dead mice going?"

Dr. Devin cleared his throat,"Not good. The muscles move, but still not alive. What about you sir? Do you have a backup plan?"

With an awkward chuckle Tord admitted to him, "Well...Not really. I was banking on this being it. He had his friend, I had my book, and we both go separate ways."

"Aw c'mon, you gotta have something." Eduardo butted in with a groan.

"Like what exactly?"

"I don't know? Like uh…you could build a robot of him." Eduardo paused, trying to think of something just so he could prove his point, "Uh...look I'm blanking here, but I'm just trying to say that there's gotta be something you can pull out of your sleeves."

"What am I, a magician?"

Eduardo shrugged, “Not exactly what I was going for, but sure.”

Tord grumbled under his breath. As much as he didn’t want to admit it, Eduardo had a point. He was the Red Army Leader for crying out loud. He was on a path to world domination, and yet here he was tripping over one little setback in his plans. No, Tord was many things, but he wasn’t about to be a quitter.

As luck would have it, he knew just the person that had something he could use, and that said person owed him. Nodding to himself, he turned to the doctor, “Dr. Devin, bring me the phone please." Dr. Devin nodded wordlessly and fetched him an old Nokia that had been sitting on the desk. Thanking him, Tord quickly dialed the number of his good “friends” Bing and Larry, “Hey, I- DON'T HANG UP DON'T HANG UP! ...Yeah I know, I've been busy...Stuff...Look, that does not matter. You still owe me a favor, remember? ... This will be quick, I promise. I just need to borrow that cloning machine- what? ...How does something that big accidentally fall out the window? ...Oh. You can make another one, right? ...If I help, will you do it? ...Great! Thank you! ...Yeah, see you soon Bing!" Hanging up, he turned to the rest of the group with a smug grin, ”Greit, Bing is going to help us out!"

"And who the hell is that?" Eduardo replied.

“Long story, but he cloned me back when I was living with Edd.” Tord casually explained as if it were a daily occurence, ”He still has the machine, so we can clone your friend and get this whole thing done with.” Now the only problem is getting something with his DNA on it."

"Would a piece of his shirt work?" Eduardo held up a scrap of blue fabric that he pulled out from his wallet. It was the only thing he had left to remember Jon with, so he was reluctant to leave it at home.

"Yeah, that should be good. Bing should be here sometime soon, so in the meantime- I think I need a nap." Tord yawned and settled himself back down on one of the infirmary beds.

”Dude, you just woke up.”

”And now I’m tired. Wake me up when Bing gets here.”

”Aye aye captain.” Eduardo spat sarcastically with an exaggerated salute.

With Paul and Tord passed out, it was just him and Dr. Devin. For whatever reason, the doctor gave him a bad feeling. As far as he had seen, Devin had been the live-in mother for the army, so there really was no reason for his suspicion. Sure, there was the fact that he had stitches all over that made him resemble Frankenstein, but other than that he was a normal guy.

”Eduardo, ja?” Dr. Devin interrupted his thoughts by nudging his shoulder “Are you feeling well? You seem lost in thought.” He put the back of his hand to Eduardo’s forehead to check for a fever.

Eduardo pushed his hand away, ��Yeah, I’m fine.”

The doctor knowingly nodded with a faint crack of a smile, ”You have a bad feeling about me, right?”

”Huh?” Eduardo questioned, “How did you know?”

He shrugged, softly chuckling to himself, ”It runs in my family. No matter what, we all end up looking like villains from those hero comics. At this point, I am used to it.”

”Oh. Kinda weird trait to pass on, but okay.” He replied, feeling an uneasy knot tie up in his stomach. He tried to hide it by doing his best poker face, but judging from the doctor’s expression, he wasn’t hiding how he felt too well.”

Dr. Devin chuckled again, silver eyes piercing through Eduardo like daggers.”Oh, that is just um...what is the phrase...the top of the ice.” A muted knock cut their conversation short, “Ah, that must be Bing. That was quick. Can you let him in please?” The doctor was back to acting like his normal, motherly self, almost as if the threatening exchange never happened.

Regardless, Eduardo wasn’t about to pass up an opportunity to get away from the creep. Swinging open the door, he was met with two men holding boxes of metal parts.

”Well, it took awhile, but I got all the pieces I could find. Serves me right for thinking monkeys could man the machine.” The man Eduardo assumed was Bing sighed, shaking his head for his own mistake. 

The man behind him stood there looking bored out of his mind, “Where’s Tord at? I thought he wanted us.”

Eduardo gestured behind him with his thumb, ”He’s asleep. You can try waking that loser up if you want.”

”Pass.” Bing replied, brushing past to set the boxes in the middle of the room along with a rolled up piece of blue paper.

"Suit yourself. "How does this thing even go together?'

"Oh yeah, just follow the blueprints, should be straightforward. I got to go real quick, but I'll be back to check in. Good luck." Bing and the other man left as quickly as they came without even looking back.

"Fucking asshole making me do all this crap. I don't even know what half of this stuff is. How did he expect me to do it myself?" Eduardo growled to himself, thinking about how he had to put together a machine while Tord napped. Luckily for him, one of the soldiers passed through the hallway,"Paul, can you help me?"

"Sure, but I'm Patryk." Patryk stepped in with his cup of coffee, curiously staring at the boxes of what looked like scrap metal.

Eduardo replied, "Close enough. Can you figure out any of this?" He passed the blueprints to Patryk before digging through the different pieces to try and decipher how any of them gone together.

“Kinda surprised with how simple it is." Patryk remarked after a few silent minutes of him studying the messy diagrams.

Eduardo craned his neck to look at it himself, "That's simple? All I can make out is weird white lines on blue paper."

"Yeah. It's almost like looking at instructions for building furniture though. All we need to do is put the pieces in the right spot. No welding or anything." Patryk sat his coffee down on a nearby table, scratching his head, "Looks like there might be a few things missing."

Eduardo shrugged, "Eh, I'm sure it'll be fine."

[luukia]

Alsar Chapter 15

Chapter 15 : Shopping! 

T/N : Anyone playing King’s Raid? I’m busy grinding King’s Raid~

“Ah that’s right, yesterday Malik-san gave me his old magic bag and turns out, there’s various things inside. Since Malik-san doesn’t use it anymore, he gave the bag along with its content to me.”

Ah that’s bad, I’m really forgetful. I almost forgot to tell Chris-san. It’d be a waste if I were to buy the same thing that Malik-san already gave to me before.

“Oh? So that’s your new magic bag. What kind of thing is left there?”

“There’s five set of sleeping bags and tents, some cooking utensils, cleaning utensils and tableware. Malik-san said the only thing I need to buy is food and clothing.”

If I may say, I think Malik-san already gave me the perfect equipment for camping.

“Hmm~ Then what about weapon? Do you have any dagger with you? I think dagger might suit you more since it’s not as heavy as ordinary sword~”

“I have one though since I spent my days collecting lulu grass in the forest, there’s almost no monster there so I don’t have any hands on experience to use it. I practice my combat skill with Malik-san in the training ground but.. Well, the result is quite unsatisfactory I think..”

I touch the dagger on my waist, the one that Malik-san gave me when I took my first lulu grass gathering quest. I never actually use it so I’m a little bit afraid.. I don’t know whether I can fight properly or not..

“That’s alright~ Knowing basic self defense mechanism is already good!~ What’s more important is how to know when to escape. If you think your life is going to be in danger, run away immediately! You can also use your support magic to help you escape~”

Clenching my fist and pump it into the air, I say,“Yes! When the time comes, I can use [Roots] or [Sleep] on the enemy and run away!”

I’ve trained my support magic with Tord-san, so far my success rate to trap the enemy is 100%. I will do my best in successfully running away!

“Hahaha! Hit them hard with your support magic, Ren-chan!~ Anyway, since Malik already gave you the necessary equipment, let’s start by searching for clothes and food.”

“Is there any specific clothes I need to look for?”

Chris-san seems to ponder a bit before he answers,“Hmm let’s see, since you will be riding a horse with me it’s better to buy long sleeved shirt so you won’t get cold. Also you will need a mantle and boots. Mantle and long sleeved shirt to protect you from the wind and boots to protect you when walking in the forest.“

Turns out, there’s still a lot of things I need to buy. Good thing Malik-san gave me some pocket money.

“I see.. I still have a long way to go huh..”

“Well, Ren-chan is a special case afterall. If you’ve been living in Alsar since birth, you will already have all the stuff needed, probably you only need to buy food for your journey.”

I see.

Looking at the street, mostly the people in Alsar wear boots instead of sandal like me.

Since I’ve only been living in Alsar for about 1 month, I don’t have proper clothing for every season yet.

I don’t know how hot it will be during summer or how cold it will be during winter.

“That’s right, I need to buy plenty of clothes then!”

“Yup, yup !~ I know a shop specializing in selling shoes for adventurer, let’s go there!~ I usually buy my shoes in bulk, about.. 4 or 5? So I will have spare shoes when I need them~”

I guess since most adventurer spend their time outside of town, their shoes will get dirty easily. Probably torn easily too.

But since I only will be out of town for half a month, I guess one shoes is enough for me.

“Yes, let’s go there.”

“Yup, this way Ren-chan~”

Chris-san pulls my hand along with him nonchalantly.

Is it strange that I don’t feel uncomfortable holding hands with Chris-san?

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Inside the shop, there’s plenty of stuff from clothing to even magic bag. The shop line up the marchandise neatly, giving me the pristine and clean feeling.

“This way, Ren-chan~”

Chris-san take me to the clothing aisle.

“Hmm, there’s no clothing in Ren-chan’s size, we have to shrink it later. Ah, what about this cloak?”

Chris-san give me a dark brown cloak and he puts it over my body.

Touching the cloak lightly, I was surprised, “Oh this is waterproof? Nice, I don’t need to worry about rain then. Do you think it look good on me?”

“Yup yup, it’s good~ Hmm~ I think I’m also going to buy a matching one with Ren-chan~”

I really like this cloak, I think I’m going to buy this. Chris-san also said it looks good on me.

Wait, the price!

Huh? There’s no price tag?

“Chris-san, this cloak.. There’s no price tag to it..”

“Yup, in this shop you will need to ask the staff here for the price. Let’s just keep looking for nice looking ones for you and then we will worry about the price later~”

W-what?!

What if I didn’t have enough money??

Ah as expected, I’m really grateful that Malik-san gave me some pocket money.. Although if possible I don’t want to use it..

“Haa.. Next is shoes then?”

Although I’ve only known Chris-san for a short time, but I feel like.. I somehow already know his personality inside out.

He’s like the kind of person that hit first, ask later kinda thing.

So irresponsible.

Luckily, the shop’s assistant is close by so let’s just keep gathering the candidate for my clothes and think about the price later.

“Ren-chan, how about this one ? Since it’s black, it’s easy to mix and match. Also, it seems like it’s going to be easy to move while wearing it~”

Chris-san hands me a black boots.

It does seems easy to move with.

Although the size is too big for me, I will need to use [Small] magic on it.

I can just go to the kids section but honestly I really don’t want to do it. I would rather use magic to shrink the adult clothes to my size rather than wearing kids clothing.

“It looks good. Let’s put it into our cart.”

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Thanks to Chris-san, I can pick a lot of things relatively fast.

Chris-san also has good sense of fashion, so the clothes he pick always looks functional yet fashionable.

If I were alone.. I don’t think I will ever get things done..

“Yup, I think we already covered everything you need. Let’s go talk to the staff now Ren-chan~”

“Yeah.. We already have heaps of things…”

In front of me is the mountain of clothing that we’ve picked. I’m a little afraid to know the price..

Like the gentleman he is, Chris-san insisted to carry all the clothes to the shop assistant.

With a cheerful voice he says, “ All of these please!~”

Chris-san hands the clothes to the shop assistant along with his guild card.

“Eh!? Chris-san?!”

“Let me pay for it~” He smiles.

“What?! No! I can’t let you do that! This amount of clothes must’ve cost a lot!”

I already feel bad enough that he paid for my lunch, I can’t allow him to also pay for my clothing!

It’d be wrong! I don’t want to take advantage of Chris-san!

“Ren-chan, I think you misunderstand something about me. You must’ve think I do this out of kindness to you, right? But! The truth is, I do have ulterior motives! I was thinking to ask you to prepare my share of food for our subjugation quest in Calhea in return for all these clothes. You know during ordinary subjugation quest, my food ration is quite poor. Mainly because my cooking skill is not to be proud of. So, having you to cook for me is a huge advantage for me~”

“What? But even if you say so, the price of all of these clothes compared to the future food expenses doesn’t match!”

I don’t hate Chris-san, in fact he is enjoyable to be around so I don’t mind cooking for him.

Especially since I already planned to cook for Malik-san too, having one more person to cook is not a problem at all.

But really, at most.. I think the ingredient might only cost about 100.000 elk. Compared to that, this mountain of clothes must’ve cost a lot more!

Ignoring me, Chris-san says to the store clerk,”Excuse me, since I’m buying this as a gift, may I have the clothes gift wrapped? And also please help me putting it into Ren-chan’s magic bag~”

“Yes, let me assist you.” Suddenly, another shop assistant appeared behind my back.

Chris-san hands the clerk his guild card but I still don’t want to let this slide!

“Umm, Chris-san.. The payment..”

“Yes, everything has been paid by this gentleman’s guild card. Thank you for your patronage.”

What?!

Suddenly everything has been paid!

So guild card can also function as debit card some of sort.

Guild card is so convenient!

“Chris-san.. I would feel bad receiving this huge amount of gifts..”

“Ren-chan, do you dislike it? Please don’t show me such sad face.. Nothing would make me happier than seeing you smile so please, can you smile for me?”

Ugh..!

D-don’t show me that face! He looks exactly like an abandoned puppy!

There’s no way I can win against that kind of sad puppy face, so sly!

Ah… Fine, it’s my lost then.

Puffing my cheeks with a hands on my waist, I say,“Geez Chris-san! Fine! This is the last time, okay?”

When Chris-san said that he’s going to pay for me, it’s already a lost cause. He will never yield, never.

And then after sighing, I smile shyly and bow to Chris-san,” Thank you, Chris-san. I really appreciate it.”

Chris-san in return turn his back on me while covering his face.

“Ahh, I can’t stop smiling, he’s so cute..!”

I think Chris-san whispered something but I couldn’t really catch it.

“Did you say something, Chris-san?”

“Hmm?~ Nope, nothing ~ Anyway, you’re welcome, Ren-chan~”

Chris-san hands my magic bag to the store clerk and after they finished filling my magic bag with the neatly wrapped clothes, we head back to the street.

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“Chris-san, I just want to say that I’m really grateful for the clothes. Thank you once again.” I bow my back again when we left the store.

“Ren-chan you’re such a good boy~ It’s okay, don’t mind it so much. I’m happy enough that I get so see Ren-chan’s smiling face. Anyway, what’s your plan for tomorrow?”

“Even if you said it like that, I would feel bad if I don’t express my gratitude properly. Hmm.. Tomorrow.. I’m planning to just stay at home all day.”

A good child or not, it’s expected to express gratitude properly when someone gave you something expensive like this!

“Just staying at home all day?~”

“Yes, since I won’t be home for a long period of time, I want to start preparing the meal for Malik-san and for our journey too. I want to prepare a variety of food in advance. There’s a lot to do, from cutting,roasting, boiling... And so on. Since I’m going to prepare a huge quantity of food, it might take a whole day. After I finish cooking the food, I’m going to put it into a magic bag so it won’t rot.”

I’m going to buy the ingredient tomorrow morning at the market.

I wonder what kind of food should I cook ~

Malik-san says he can’t go without a rice so I should include rice for sure.

“Ren-chan I can see your excitement bubbling through. You really like cooking huh~ I was thinking of asking you out tomorrow but I guess you’re busy huh~”

“I love cooking and also housework! I really enjoy doing it~ Yes, I’m sorry but tomorrow I’m going to be busy.”

Chris-san gives me his dejected puppy look again.

Because he has natural droopy eyes, when he acts like that, it’s making him even more pitiful. My heart clenches looking at him.

Ugh! But I won’t yield! Definitely this time I won’t yield!

Preparing food for our quest is essential! I can’t put it on hold or I won’t be able to cook enough food for everyone!

Seeing I’m holding on my ground, Chris-san reluctantly give up and says,”Fine then since we’re going to depart two days from now. Is it okay if you come to the guild at 5 o’clock? The guild is open 24/7 so you don’t have to worry to wait for its open time.”

“I’m fine with it but isn’t 5 o’clock is too early?”

I know we’re going to have depart in the morning but 5 o’clock.. Isn’t too early?

“Yes, I always travel in the dead of morning because the sun is not up yet so temperature is relatively cool. If I wait until the sun is high, it’s going to be too hot to travel. When the sun is high, I usually take a nap in the tent and rest until the temperature is cool enough. If we travel in the blazing sun, the horse will get tired easily so traveling when the sun is high is not effective.”

“I see! That makes sense! I feel like recently it’s getting hotter too.”

But compared to the summer in Japan, this is nothing. The humidity during summer in Japan is really unpleasant..

I see, I guess it’s going to be summer soon. I need to remember it so the next time I go on a quest, I won’t get heatstroke.

“Well then, see you in 2 days! Thank you very much for accompanying me today!”

“Ah, let me take you home Ren-chan~”

“Ah it’s okay, I can go back on my own. I will meet you later Chris-san. I’m going to make lots of delicious food so wait for it!~”

I quickly part my goodbye before Chris-san shows me his puppy face again and run back home.

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Chris’s POV

Staring at Ren-chan’s leaving figure, I clench my hand,“Ahh, so dangerous.. Even though I don’t have anything planned with him, but I still want to see him tomorrow. He’s too cute that it’s practically a crime! I want to see Ren-chan again~”

“All these time, I never think about settling down. Never. But.. If it’s Ren-chan, I don’t think it’s a bad idea~”

All these 30 years, I’ve been getting numerous marriage proposal but I turned them all down but somehow.. Ren-chan is different. I think, I can finally settle down if it’s him.

“Fufufu~ In two days, I can meet with Ren-chan again. I can’t wait!~ For the time being, I’m going to treat him gently and aim to become his lover!~ Ah, now that I think about it.. This is the first time that I ever pursue someone like this huh~”

I can’t wait~

I want to kiss Ren-chan and do a lots of things to him but.. I want to see his smile the most~

I want him to keep calling my name with his gentle voice~

Today, when I slung my hand over his shoulder and waist.. He felt so small inside my embrace, like if I press a little bit too hard, he might crumble away. I thought to myself that I have to protect him.

Really.. This is not like me at all..

I never get attached to someone before..

This.. this might be my first love.

When Ren-chan told me where to eat, I choose to go to ‘Ken’ without any doubt even though I never bring someone there. All because I think by going to ‘Ken’, Ren-chan might show me his beautiful smile again.

What’s more, I hardly ever buy anyone presents before but if it’s Ren-chan, everything comes naturally easy.

“To become a man suitable for Ren-chan, I have to change myself to become a responsible adult!~ Ah~ I can’t wait to meet Ren-chan~”

I walk back to the guild while thinking about meeting Ren-chan again.

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T/N : There we have it, another side of Chris! I wonder whether Ren can be considered as sugar baby? He keeps getting things either from his legal sugar daddy (Malik) and another candidate for husband sugar daddy (Chris)

Chapter 14 

Index

Chapter 16

[cryptidofthekeys]

Rob

And here is Robin! or Robbie, or anything BUT Robert lmao- uhh i, I legit- they just fucking appeared to me? I like made a Red Army theme in animal crossing in my home’s basement and it inspired me, its weird t h i s thing came from that but uh here it is! yet another keep reading bc all these things are long

| Name: His real name is Robert but it prefers to be called Robin or Robbie though, whenever someone and it was usual Red Leader called him by Robert, it was always serious and usually meant he was in trouble

| Nicknames: Rob, Robster, Bin, or Bee

| Gender: He/They/It (not strictly in that order, it doesn’t care which ya call em, just don’t stick to o n e)

| Age: N/A

| Height: 7ft

| Hair Color: Yellow with Black streaks (their hair is EXTREMELY messy and curly, kinda neck length but it doesn’t get close to touching their shoulders if that makes sense)

| Eye Color: Slimy Green

| Species/Race: Human

| Occupation: Mad Scientist for the Red Army obviously

| Skin Color/Body Type: Pale and Lanky as all hell

| Appearance: As per the Red Leader’s request he did wear a red and blue outfit BUT… It was custom made so it’d quit its bitching about the fucking itchy uniform, he legit just got a half assed blue labcoat with a nametag on it (fuckin doctor’s handwriting, cant read that shit at ALL), they’ve placed a few pins on the labcoat here and there (one being the symbol, another being a typical ‘trust me, I’m a doctor’ and the final one is just ‘God created me and I’m making that everyone’s problem’) underneath it is a red turtleneck that says ���Affront to God’ on it, wears red and blue pajama pants bc he literally just cannot be bothered with fashion, he does have on combat boots though! (he also wears a black Pleather Mask)

He has no beard, doesn’t have claws, or gauges, or pointed ears- now he DOES have fangs though! I can’t think of any scars that stand out, just a lotta burns here and there probs from chemicals they mess with, it has some cuts n shit like that, usually he just slaps some cutesy looking bandaids over them til they heal- He’ll slap a LOT of cutesy bandages over wounds p much-

| Personality: Rob is a VERY unhinged individual, they are sadistic, cruel, and absolutely merciless when it comes to being given a test subject or to enemies in general, its not stupid in the slightest, they are just literally fucking insane and socially awkward too-

Robbie doesn’t know how to deal with anyone, the most contact they’ve had in a very long time has been Paul, Pat, or Tord and they aren’t… Necessarily the best, it’s always business and never pleasantries or anything fun or good! While Robbie is definitely chaotic and violent and has caused mass destruction on their own base and to their own ‘’teammates’’ Rob does fear Tord to an extent, bc even tho Bee is insane and unhinged, like I said, its not stupid- Robin KNOWS when to stop what their doing and listen, even though they are considered very useful, he knows the boundaries… Rob has been in trouble MANY M A N Y times before, they got in pretty severe trouble on one particular day …but oh never you mind~! What good is bringing up the past, hmmm~?

Ahem- Rob has a thirst for blood, violence, and pure chaos for sure- When working on an experiment or inventing something new for the army, Bee is very methodical, this is the most careful and calculating you can see them be- in fact Bee looks calm and actually s a n e when working on stuff, Robin takes extremely great pride in their work, experiments, gadgets and all- And this is where its intelligence REALLY shines, you won’t hear a lot of coherent or sentences that make sense BUT when Bee is in his work, you’ll hear a string of coherent sentences that make sense and might even make your head hurt if your not scientific. Bin seems a lot calmer when working as well, not as erratic and moving around every which way, very careful and paying full attention to his work.

It’s unknown if Bee actually likes Tord or not (again, even if Bin DOES like Tord, it’d definitely be to a certain extent) or if he’s doing this SOLELY bc of his lust for blood, violence, and danger and figures this would be the best way possible!

| Side Facts: I don’t wanna put too much in personality- so uh, Bin has an entire HUGE ass basement to himself essentially, it’s the underground Laboratory for the Red Army, only people who TRULY know of the basement’s existence is Paul, Pat, and Tord- to the rest of the army it is nothing more than a rumor, a rumor that some do discuss amongst themselves, their curious about it but figures if they tried to investigate, their leader would not be happy at all…

Tord tries his damnedest to keep the basement just a rumor, to keep it all under wraps essentially, will literally make Bin make the most ridiculous things JUST to keep them down there in the basement- Bee figured that trick out though and while they WILL follow orders bc they kinda have to… After it’s finished it has tried several times to break outta the basement, Tord even went as far as to get a maze built that connects to the lab, which seems to have worked somewhat, but eventually Robbie tried once more to break out, and that resulted in the final straw… They basically have a futuristic-esque door, it has a special access code that needs to be said in order to unlock the door (Tord probs has it written down in his office somewhere)

Tord, Paul, and Pat DO still go down there for business purposes and to give Bin any new blueprints for devices (Paul and Pat fucking hate the maze but say nothing, Tord do be regretting it now but it is what it is…Too late to go back and reverse it now so yeah)

Also they give Bee test subjects to experiment on as well but other than that, they don’t stay long, like I said when Tord and Bee interact it is STRICTLY business, no friendship is detected on Tord, Paul, or Pat’s side at the very least if anything Tord seems hella annoyed by Bin’s p r e s e n c e …I do wonder, just w h a t would happen if Bin just wasn’t t h a t useful anymore … :) but that’s a completely different story to tell~

One interesting thing I could answer would be… Was Robin always insane or after being essentially forced to stay in this Laboratory did they just snap? Honestly? It’s genuinely a mixture of both, Bee always had insanity, it's part of the mad scientist package! It always had a lil- okay a LOT of insanity inside I feel as edgy as that sounds, I mean Bin was already as unethical as it got so would it REALLY be that surprising?

I think if Bee could get the materials it wanted, it would excel at making little puppets! …They would probs try to make a puppet with real human skin or some shit though, they be a freaky bitch like that- That would be Robin’s hobby essentially, making puppets in their spare time if they could!

Bee loves bugs IMMENSELY! Insects have always fascinated Robbie, occasionally some bugs will get into the Lab and he’ll capture them, put them in lil containment units, keep them safe and feed them (like, Robin DOES still get food, I know I said strictly business n shit but goddamn Tord is NOT gonna let them fucking starve to death or dehydrate ya know) Rob will share its food with the bugs, specifically beetles and spiders are his favorites- Bee loves rats as well! Hasn’t seen any yet but if they did they’d totally keep them …s-separate from the bugs of course-

This is mostly for when I post Robbie’s document (”if I do” yeah uh well me of yesterday? Ya did it, congrats or whatever lmao) not part of Reider’s story at all, Reider doesn’t even fucking know this basement exists (he might know the base like the back of his hand essentially but he doesn’t TRULY know e v e r y t h i n g…~) …But I can safely say Robin and Reider would never get along, Reider would think Bee’s annoying and just TOO MUCH, wouldn’t wanna be around him and Bin would think Reider’s boring, just like Tord is- Bin could tell though Reider is an important member of the army p much just like Paul and Pat so it wouldn’t dare try to experiment on him or ya know tear him apart.

[lbat1901]

The Real Reason Why Chapter 2

“Paul, Paul, wake up Paul” “What? What do you want?” asked Paul who was woken up. “I was trying to wake you up for the past five minutes” said Patryck. “For what reason? Wait…how long was I sleeping?” asked Paul before sitting up. “You were asleep for like about….three hours. I was just finishing up on keeping watch” said Patryck. “Keeping watch? Oh…it’s what our former boss said yesterday” said Paul as he remembered almost getting killed. “Yeah…technically it’s still nighttime out. Are you willing to keep watch while I take a break?” asked Patryck. “Pat, I’m not really in the mood to do that” said Paul as Patryck sat next to him. “Hey it’s okay, I understand. It’s just that I’m worried if we let our guard down, we’re probably gonna get our throats cut in our sleep” said Patryck. “Oh….Pat, that’s not gonna happen. We’re safe here as long as we don’t cause any attention” said Paul. “You’re right. I guess we’re safe for tonight, but we need to leave in the morning” said Patryck as Paul nodded. “Yeah definitely. You should probably get some sleep, you look really tired” said Paul. Before Patryck could protest, he suddenly grew tired enough to lay down and fall asleep much to Paul’s surprise. “Aww…see you in the morning, Pat” said Paul before falling asleep.

Once it was morning and technically the next day, Paul and Patryck left the warehouse and walked for miles and miles. “Let me see here….we been there and we been at the place of where the warehouse was at, so….what’s next?” asked Patryck who was looking at a map. “Hmm…I think this thing right here is a town” said Paul who pointed out something on the map. “A town? Paul, there’s no way and how that one little thing can be a- ow” said Patryck as he accidentally walked into something which appeared out of nowhere before falling to the ground. “Are you okay? Oh my god….it’s a sign” said Paul in amazement. “Yeah I’m good. Wait…did you just say a sign?” asked Patryck as he quickly got up and looked at a large wooden sign. “It’s a town. That means we’re safe…for now” said Paul. “Okay then, let’s go” said Patryck while leading the way.

Upon walking into the town both of them were surprised to see it that big and had a large population. “Where are we?” asked Patryck who seemed a little lost. “I don’t know, but I’m liking it. Look around you Pat, this place seems to happy and peaceful” said Paul out loud as the people around them grew concerned but carried out their daily routines. “You might want to keep low, Paul. We don’t want to catch any, you know, attention to ourselves” said Patryck. “Oh Pat, there’s nothing to worry about. We’re just travelers” said Paul. “Yeah we are, but there are some people in this town that might know who we actually are because of our uniforms” said Patryck. “You’re right. We need to find better outfits than these, but what if we’re gonna be found by Tord?” asked Paul who slowly got scared. “Paul listen to me, he’s not gonna find us here. I know you’re scared and so am I, but we need to get a grip” said Patryck before looking around till he spotted a store. “What are you looking at? Oh wait…a clothing store” said Paul.

After spending some time on trying out the clothes in the store, both Paul and Patryck finally settled on something that they can agree on. Patryck came out wearing a yellow sweater and blue jeans while Paul came out wearing a light pink sweater and similar looking jeans but there were tan. “See that wasn’t so bad was it?” said Patryck while noticing Paul looking nervous. “Nope, it wasn’t at all” said Paul who didn’t bother on making any eye contact. “What’s wrong?” asked Patryck. “Nothing, it’s nothing. I just feel…kinda exposed while wearing this” said Paul. “I know how you feel, Paul. It was worth getting these just to be hidden. Do you really want Tord to find us?” asked Patryck. “No….no…I don’t” said Paul as a tear was seen coming his eye. Patryck then hugs Paul as Paul started crying onto his shoulder. “I…don’t wanna be killed….I… don’t” cried Paul as his head was getting patted by Patryck. “Shh…it’s okay, I’m here and that ain’t happening, not on my watch” said Patryck.

“Matt can we just please go already? We’ve been here all day” said Tom. “Huh? What was that? Oh…yeah sure we can” said Matt who was busy admiring himself. “Thank god” mumbled Tom. It has only been like four hours in when Matt wanted to spend some time with Tom, but that ended up not going how he wanted it to be. “Wait Tom, I forgot something” said Matt as Tom stopped walking. “What is it Matt?” asked Tom. “Edd said, well asked, us something about getting him Cola” said Matt. “Really? Oh…yeah, I forgot. Well what are you waiting for? Go get him some Cola, I’ll wait for you” said Tom as Matt nodded his head. Matt then runs into a store without noticing that both Paul and Patryck following in behind him. “Now if I was Cola where would I be? Oh yes, I’ll be with the other sodas in the soda aisle” said Matt as he made his way to aisle. “What are we doing?” whispered Paul. “I have an idea, well it’s not a good one, but if we’re gonna be hiding we need a place to stay at” whispered Patryck. “Oh….I don’t get it” said Paul. “We need to get this guy’s attention. That’s it! Paul do you think you can be a cashier for one day?” asked Patryck. “Yeah I can. Oh…you want me to get his attention? Don’t worry, I got this” said Paul.

“Cola…. Cola….Cola…oh where art thou Cola?” asked Matt while looking down the whole entire soda aisle only to see noting but Pepsi on the shelves. “Why are there so much Pepsi? Oh….hold on, I think if I just do this” said Matt before moving a couple of bottles of Pepsi before finding a whole crate of Cola. [*Insert Legend of Zelda Item Sound Effect Here* “You found a whole crate of Cola. Now you can meet up with Tom and give it Edd. Congratulations, Matt”] “Alright, I got the Cola for Edd now I need to check out and meet up with Tom” said Matt before making his way to the checkout. “Oh….there he is. Remember Paul, get his attention and don’t let Patryck down. You can do this, you can-…..wait, where did this butterfly come from?” said Paul while looking at some butterfly that mysteriously showed up out of nowhere. Patryck was seen hiding behind cans that were stacked up in a pyramid shape while keeping watch, it wasn’t till he saw Paul getting distracted by a butterfly. “Really, Paul? Do I have do things myself? Of course I do” muttered Patryck. Matt was nearly halfway to a checkout counter till without him noticing, he was walking straight into an area that has a wet floor sign. As soon as Matt realized it, he already slipped onto the water before falling down and hitting another seemly placed stack of cans causing it to fall much to Matt’s surprise. “No! Not the face!!!” screamed Matt while covering his face. It seemed a like a minute but Matt never felt the impact coming to him, so he uncovers his face to see himself a few inches away from the cans. “What…? Did someone like moved me or did I move myself?” asked Matt who was confused on what just happened. “Uhh..actually, I pushed you away from the cans” said Patryck while walking up to Matt as he jumped at his voice. “You….pushed me away so that cans wouldn’t hit me?” asked Matt while looking at Patryck. “Yeah…I did, because you seemed like you needed saving” said Patryck. Without any warning Patryck was suddenly hugged, more like squeezed, by a very enthusiastic Matt. “Thank you, thank you, thank you. I’m so relieved that you saved me and my beautiful face from those…evil cans that nearly tried to kill me. You’re my hero” said Matt who was smiling. “You’re…you’re…welcome” said Patryck who could barely breathe.

“What’s going on here?” asked Paul who walked up to them before seeing Patryck getting hugged to death by Matt. “Hey, hey, let him go. He didn’t do anything, I swear” said Paul who was panicking at what he was seeing. “No, Paul, he wasn’t doing anything to me. I saved him from a stack of cans that were about to fall on him” said Patryck while getting out of Matt’s grip. “Wait, wait, you two know each other?” asked Matt. “Why yes we do. We go a long way back” said Paul while putting an arm around Patryck. “Neat! I have friends too. You should probably get to know them. In fact, I have one of them with me right now; however, he didn’t want to come with me into the store” said Matt before checking on the crate of Cola seeing that none of the bottles opened up and started leaking. “Let me go check these out and I’ll meet you outside” said Matt.

*Outside the store*

“Alright you two are you ready to see my friend?” asked Matt. “Yeah we are” said Patryck as Paul was nodding his head. “Okay, brace yourselves, he’s a riot and- where did he go? Tom? Oh Tom, come out, come out wherever you are. I guess he left after getting bored of waiting” said Matt. “Oh…that’s okay” said Paul before catching Matt staring at him. “Say, I never got to know who you are” said Matt. “Well…I’m Patryck and this here is Paul. We…we are considered as travelers and we just got here like yesterday, I think” said Patryck. “Really? That’s so cool. I know my way around town so I might be able to show you a couple of things. Is it okay with you two if you see my friends?” asked Matt. “Sure, we ain’t gonna do anything else so it’s okay” said Patryck. “Great! Come on, there’s no time to waste” said Matt before walking off with both Paul and Patryck following closely behind him.

[homosuccs-blog]

oih g od look at my disgusting old style omgdsg,, okay but here take my WIP AU. it’s the nm!au, aka Nightmare!AU. here’s some of the info i copy+pasted from my dA.

Tom ref sheet for the AU i'm doing. DETAILS: Name:Tom. Height: 6'4" Age: 24 Current situation: Leader of the rival 'gang' for defeating the Nightmares. [Aka, 'demons' ig.] ~ Other details: In the world they're in the whole place has been corrupted with beasts known as "Nightmares". Tom, the leader of their 'gang' ig, fights off them with everyone else. i still need to ref all the others + the nightmares themself once a nightmare has corrupted the being itself, that person will get exceedingly bad dreams, and whatever happens in the dream happens to the actual body of the person. When they attach to your brain and corrupt your dreams, they slowly start to encourage you about bad shit, convince you that 'your friends arent what they seem' or smth Edd is a sprite, aka a small floating fucking fairy thing ig, and he's the only one who can tell the difference between a human and a nightmare Once a nightmare fully takes over your body, it can disguise itself as it. Edit: They had a belief that Tord was a Nightmare, but didn't say anything because they didn't know whether to believe it or not. hinthint he might be edit: matt and edd are still a wip, but so far Thomas lives in the arctic, explaining his usual overcoat, the ref above is his city outfit. he has 6 Alaskan dogs, their names a WIP. For anyone confused, Tom's harpoon is not like the normal one in The End. It's much, much longer. Kinda like a spear,but sharper, and a harpoon. pff. This AU might have TomTord, i haven't decided. It would make more sense, and much, much, mUCH more drama due to the fact Tord b- zipz mouthttt but yeah, i'm still thinking, i really dont want to upset people with ships, but so you know, i dONT INTEND ANY REAL LIFE SHIPPING. i do not ship the actual people, gross. just the charachters, k? k. if anyone would like naming the puppos, go ahead ! comment !!! i already have 65 likes o mg- 72 L IKES NOW W TF AAA TYYYYSSSMM dFDGSFHG ily okay EDIT:im also working on a future version of this bab,, and the others aa, and actually the headcanon monster tom version of him oowoo what a load of hooey right okay well yeah, i actually have the versions of them on ponytown lmao, although nobody ever gets on there with me so eh and the story, me and broccoli-mom have been talking about this au on discord so yeah, im still trying to sum it up and shit i have so much stuff to work on fjdgsjs sorry if i cant draw this guy muchhhh i still cant believe how much love this au has got like o mg,, i already have my first fanart of him from @/daddybites aaa i wont tag anyone unless approved, pffftse so just tell me in the comments if it's okay !! if there are any questions about the au pleaaasee ask !!!! i really need help with ideas, so if it's not too much of a bother, leave a comment for any ideas !! i'll think about them, and give you credit if i get that far !!!! <33 thanks a ton aa!! Etc, etc. if anyone legit makes fanart for this i will scream i really want this AU to become popular tbh

[tboytoby]

Clutz and Tomalgam (And a lil SepraTorm at the start)

@tomalgam @rejectclone Here it is! The format’s a little odd since we used MSPARP to do this. 

Warning: It’s a little long

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Clutz: Clutz is an Edd clone, this he knows. However, something he doesn't know, and would very much like to, is why he came out the way he did. He can't do a lot right. One of the few things that he can do correctly, though, is break things. He's broken more fragile items than he's even able to count anymore and as much as he hates it, it's who he is. He's tried everything but he just can't stop being so clumsy. At this point he's begun to think he was born with two left feet. What would that look like? He looks like he has a left and right foot that should work normally.. The clone is suddenly torn out of his thoughts about why he is the way he is as he trips on his shoelaces for the fifth time today. "Ow.." He lets out a soft sigh, ignoring the pain in his hand. He appears to have scraped something. Again. It's quite hard to keep a positive personality when all you do is fail at basic things such as tying your shoes. And walking.

 Separatorm: Well heres him, whos him? He is Separatorm, A reject. He was made when a tom clone and a tord clone somehow were messed with like play dough. They were smushed together than pulled apart. They didn't fully separate. Thats how they got their name. Separatorm. Even with this small little fact, for some reason, these clones liked each other, a lot. More like loved. how? we'll never know. They just love themselves. No fighting. They love themselves so much they speak in one voice all the time, unless there's an argument...but that's rare! They almost don't have any arguments. They sigh, with that giant mouth of there's. They were just leaning against a wall until they saw Clutz. They wave, and smile. And walk over. "You alright?"

 ((wheezes

 ((You did a good, babe

 ((I'm just gonna quickly have a shower while we wait for Candy uvu

 ((k

 ((im also getting lowkey tired

 ((might d i e

 [4'2"] Scribble Tom [7'2"] Tomalgam (Candy) [] joined chat.

 SCRIBBLE: shit one sec-))

 Torm|Clutz (Sky)'s connection timed out.

 TOMALGAM: Big ol' Tomalgam was not really your average clone. Some just had little defects, like not having the same interests as the originals, or some were fused, but Tommie was very different. Standing at seven feet tall, with a couple of inches on top of that, he had a face made up of ten "eyes" and three mouths (one in the normal place, one on his cheek, and one above his eyebrow). That wasn't counting the other one on his neck, either. Six arms and four legs, walking was a nightmare for the poor babe. His torso was too heavy for his legs to hold up, so often he found himself crawling like a spider. Scuttle, scuttle! Right now the nervous reject was stumbling along, somewhere near that injured-looking Edd clone and the half separated Torm.

 SCRIBBLE: *eight arms and six legs

 Torm|Clutz (Sky) [] joined chat.

 ((Okay i'm finally back

 Clutz: Clutz rubs his hand a little. "Yeah, i'm okay. Tha...nks..." He pauses as he looks up at the reject clone before him. He's seen Torm before, even a few different variations of them, but never before has he seen a Torm this... Odd..? He doesn't want to think of the poor clone as scary, as much as they are to him, as that would be judging them just by their appearance and that's rude. He decides to just sit up, instinctively patting and brushing away any dust or dirt that decided to cling to his hoodie and his torn pants. He looks up again to notice a certain multi-limbed Tom clone. The clone looks rather uncomfortable as he walks. Even though Clutz knows he'll probably make it worse, he stands up and attempts to move over to the clone. "Sorry, excuse me." He smiles softly at the Torm clone before walking over to Tomalgam. "Hey, are you oka- Ah!" He trips. Again. He groans softly as he lands face first on the ground. Ow.

 ((Clutz is great at first impressions

 ((i,,

 ((HE MADE SURE TO SAY SORRY BUT HIS MOM SENSES WERE TINGLING

 Separatorm: Oh. Hes..kinda..hurt? but he gets it. That tom clone seems like he needs help more than him. He sighs, and just watches, he pats his own back, reassuring himself. Ok, hes good. He coughs though, eugh.

 ((My replies,,,

 ((are gonna be short because im v tired

 ((Is ok

 ((You is a tired bean

 ((pat

 ((//Hugs// My tired bean

 ((:0

 ((Tfw you have two unfinished drawings bc you don't have the motivation to finish them

 SCRIBBLE: I have to do hw so ill bbl-))

 [4'2"] Scribble Tom [7'2"] Tomalgam (Candy)'s connection timed out.

 ((:0 Okie dokie

 ((//Pats Jam// You can sleep now bby

 ((ah,,

 ((fades into the astral plane

 ((There they g o

 ((jk

 ((hugs u

 ((now i sleep

 ((Sweet dreams, babe. Love you <3

 ((love you too :0

 Tom|Seperatorm (Jamie) [] disconnected.

 [4'2"] Scribble Tom [7'2"] Tomalgam (Candy) [] joined chat.

 ((Ayy

 SCRIBBLE: Heeey))

 ((//Faceplants// I'm ded

 SCRIBBLE: catches))

 SCRIBBLE: same))

 ((:')

 ((Do you wanna continue with the rp? :0

 SCRIBBLE: Yeah sorry im just drawing-))

 ((Ooh :0!

 SCRIBBLE: Two of the clones mouths yelp, creating a duet of fright. He looks down at the poor reject that just fell at his feet, eyes blinking in confusion. After a moment, three arms are held up to help the chap up. Tommie doesn't talk, he just tilts his head a little.

 Clutz: "Thanks." He wipes the area just below his nose, wincing slightly as he sees blood on his hand. "S-Sorry." He feels rather useless. He came over to try and help this poor clone, not to make a fool of himself and have to get help from this poor clone! "I'm fine, i-it happens a lot." He sniffles softly to try and lessen the blood coming out of his nose. He's probably smudged it all over his cheek at this point so he just gives up and gives Tomalgam a reassuring smile.

 SCRIBBLE: The maw on his neck chews its bottom lip testily, drawing blood. Tomalgam winces, looking at the blood smudged across this fellow's cheek. He lifts an arm and points at the spot on his own face, then at the place his nose would be if he had one.

 Clutz: He wipes the spot a little, mostly cleaning it. "Did I get it?" He looks up at the tall clone's face, only really mildly disturbed by his features. Clutz does, though, notice the chewing from the other's neck mouth. "Oh, are you okay? Does it hurt?" It hasn't even dawned on him the possibility of this Tom clone being mute. He'll probably feel really bad if he gets no response.

 SCRIBBLE: He nods at the clone's first question, then an arm lifts and forces the neck's mouth open, ceasing the biting. Another nod, Tomalgam doesn't like talking. He hates his voice :(

 Clutz: "Oh, good! Since I was gonna try and come over here to help you anyways." He smiles brightly. And he's obviously helped so much since he moved over here... He quickly dismisses the thought from his mind.

 TOMALGAM: Tilting his head again, Tomalgam points at Clutz, eyes blinking. It's meant to be a sort of "who are you?" gesture.

 Clutz: He thinks for a second. Oh, right. "Everyone calls me Clutz..." He doesn't really like the name but it's the only one he has. "Can you tell me yours..?"

 ((Oop brb

 TOMALGAM: same-))

 TOMALGAM: All of his mouths, save the one on his neck, set in a thin line. After a while, he reluctantly forces out, "Tomal...gam..." His voice is hoarse and rough, and he seems to struggle to talk. Must be difficult with a mouth pressing against his windpipe.

 ((I LIVE

 TOMALGAM: eyy))

  Clutz: He jumps slightly, having been just about to ask if the poor guy was mute. "Oh, it's great to meet you Tomalgam!" He doesn't seem to pay any mind to the strain in the poor guy's voice. He's just appreciative that Tomalgam went to the trouble of projecting his voice for him.

 TOMALGAM: Nodding again, he holds out a hand for Clutz to shake. He has to stoop a little, tall babe.

 Clutz: He laughs softly and takes the tall bois hand. He's smol anyways at a nice 5'6. Taller than his mun by an inch.

 TOMALGAM: Coughs. Though his main mouth stays straight unlike him, the one on his cheek hesitantly smiles. Pure boy. Soft boy.

 ((They were both at 6'0, were they supposed to be? :0

 ((Cause I'm pretty sure my phone is just bein a butt

 TOMALGAM: oh, mustve not worked =]:/))

 ((What heights were supposed to be there?

 TOMALGAM: 7'2" and 5'6"))

 ((Ah ok!

 ((Man Clutz is tiny compared to Tomalgam

 TOMALGAM: imagine scribbs next to him))

 TOMALGAM: three foot))

 Clutz: It's okay everyone's gay in Wonderland He softly shakes the tol soft bois hand. Tall soft and small soft. Soft team.

((T INY

 TOMALGAM: The tall soft of the soft team points at Clutz various injuries with another arm, head tilted. How the fuck can one guy get so many injuries-

 TOMALGAM: imagine if tommie picked scribbs up and fucking wrapped him up in a little arm cocoon-))

 ((AaAAAA

 TOMALGAM: soMEONE NEEDS TO DRAW THAT-))

 Clutz: "Hm?" He looks at the arm. "Oh, I'm just really clumsy. I trip a lot.. Fall down stairs... A lot."

 Clutz: Hand* hecking

 ((Aw mAN I WISH I HAD ACCESS TO MY DRAWING TABLET

 TOMALGAM: He frowned sadly, that doesn't sound nice. He gently pats the soft smol's head.

 TOMALGAM: PATS,))

 Clutz: He flinches a little but smiles. He,,, Has a head injury,,,

 TOMALGAM: nnnnoooOOOOO- He sees the flinch and frick,,, he hurt him,, He pulls his hand away, fuck, he did bad. "Sorry.." He croaks out.

 Clutz: "No, no, it's okay! I just hit my head earlier." Soft comforting arm pat.

  TOMALGAM: "No..." He whines, it's all his fault. He sniffles, black liquid starting to ooze from a few of his eyes. He's a big baby.

 Clutz: PANIC. He just quickly hugs the poor boy. "No, don't cry!" Or,, Whatever he's doing,, "I-It's okay! It's really not your fault! You didn't know." He buries his face in Tomalgam's hoodie, not wanting to see the poor baby cry. "It's okay. It's okay."

 TOMALGAM: ! Snuffle.. four of his arms wrap around the boy, a tight cocooning hold. The other two wipe his eyes. Poor cuties.

 Clutz: He smiles softly and rubs his cheek against the big boy(TM). He picked up a few qualities of cats by living with a few stray ones right after everyone escaped. He still owns said cats. Man he loves cats. They're so graceful. Wait he's hugging someone. "Soft." Soft, warm and safe from all of the accidents he has. He's very rarely experienced a hug, let alone one with so many arms.

 TOMALGAM: Tomalgam has never been called soft before. Scary, ugly, sometimes even horrifying, but never soft. It makes him feel warm and fuzzy. The other two arms join their brothers around the small boy(TM).

 Clutz: He loves the affection. He's p much smothered in arms at this point but he really doesn't mind, as long as he can still breathe he's okay. He lets out a little laugh. "You give great hugs." He absolutely loves compliments. Getting them, giving them. He just loves em.

 TOMALGAM: The mouth on his neck makes a little noise of gratitude as the arms hold him tighter. Tomalgam be careful youre going to hurt him-

 Clutz: He finds it a little harder to breathe but tries to take no mind to it. He's pretty durable but any tighter and he'll have to call it quits.

 TOMALGAM: After a while like this, Tommie finally pulls away. Don't want to kill him on the first date- He looks around, he's getting tired of standing.

 Clutz: Lowkey takes in a few deep breaths of air. His legs are starting to get tired so he just sits down on the ground with a soft hum before patting the ground next to him.

 TOMALGAM: He slowly sits down, careful to not fall. This is done by crouching, and leaning forwards onto his hands as he sits. Hoo. Job well done.

 Clutz: He smiles as a silent 'good job!' before hesitantly leaning on the other. He just likes how warm Tomalgam is.

 Clutz: Plus if he's close to someone he feels safer.

 TOMALGAM: Tommie feels safer too, he remembers cuddling Good Tord. He misses Good Tord. He puts all his arms around Clutz, pulling him into his lap. Soft.

 Clutz: Oop he's a teddy now. He lays happily in Tomalgam's lap, positioning himself as close to the other clone as possible. Aw yeah first friend that isn't dead or a cat.

 TOMALGAM: Who says Tomalgam isnt a cat? He'll purr if you stroke him in the right place. He buries him face in the lil ones hair, smiling.

 Clutz: Omg He becomes a lil blushing mess. Aaa what is this affection he is receiving.

 TOMALGAM: It's affection from a big cuddle monster. Tommie isn't blushing, he probably thinks this is platonic or something

 Clutz: He does, too. He's just a lil cutie that gets easily flustered He can't help but giggle. He's a happy smol and he's gotta show it.

 TOMALGAM: Tommie laughs too, a gravelly, wheezing noise. Hoo, babe that doesn't sound healthy.

 Clutz: He's a bit skeptical but doesn't want to ruin the situation. He can ask about it later. He just adjusts his position to be a little more comfortable.

 TOMALGAM: Ruin the situation, eh? Tommie takes this moment to lay down and turn onto his side, Clutz still clutched tightly in his arms. No escape.

 Clutz: This is how he dies- He makes sure he's facing the bby as they both lay down. He rests an arm on Tomalgam, just putting the other in a comfy position. He's happy with this.

 TOMALGAM: Clutz is now his teddybear. He hasn't been this calm in fucking ages, woah. He could almost... zzzzz...

 TOMALGAM: Okay i think im gonna skedaddle for a while, seeeeeeya))

 TOMALGAM: tommie will never let clutz escape))

 [4'2"] Scribble Tom [7'2"] Tomalgam (Candy)'s connection timed out.

 ((Oh whoops. Nearly passed out

 ((I wanted to sleep anyways lmao

 Clutz: Aw fuck it's a dang sleepin party. He yawns a little and falls asleep not long after Tomalgam. Sleepy beans.

 ((And I'm off. Night babies

Torm|Clutz (Sky) [PHONE] [] disconnected

[will-you-be-my-savior]

about 08/13/18

i just realized the asks from the 13th got deleted some how. 

Anonymous asked:

Has anything interesting happened lately?

Tord: Not much. Though Tom said his “Big Project” was almost done.

Tom: Almost.

Matt: Can I see?!

Tom: Sure Princey.

Tord: OH COME ON!

I’m curious about something. Why isn’t anyone asking about tom’s “project”? I’ve mentioned it before but no one has said anything.

Anonymous asked:

Alright. Hey does anyone have any ideas about Toms project is?

Tord: Everyone knows! Except me it seems! Princey keeps giggling every time I ask too! Which is starting to piss me off!

Matt: *giggle*

Tom: Shh don’t tell him!

Matt: Right!

Tord: … I hate both of you so much right now.

Anonymous asked:

If it helps, we don’t know too much about the project either

Tom: I’d tell you if you asked.

Tord: No that does not help! I’ve been asking for almost a week and i’m still out of the loop! You ask once and already he’s willing to tell you! I just want to scream at this rate!

Anonymous asked:

Hey Matt, can you tell us what Tom is working on?

Matt: Now that I’ve left the room, sure! Null is building Red this whole… thingy! It’s red and awesome and spiky! He’s calling it the “Suit”!

Anonymous asked:

But if it’s spiky how will he give hugs in it??

Matt: That’s a silly question. Only the top is spiky and they’re wide enough apart so that he won’t stab anything. But it’s not really meant for hugging in. Null said it was made to make him “do-able” and “moo-bi-el”! so he can keep up with us better!

Anonymous asked:

I guess it’s just too much for your little mind to handle tordie

Tord: Do not mock me… *glare*

Tom: You don’t have to be an ass.

Anonymous asked:

I mean, why else wouldn’t they be telling you anything about it?

Tord: Oh… OH You’re trying to make me paranoid! that’s hilarious! *cackle*

Tom: That is kinda funny. But no, he most certainly could understand every mechanism i’m putting together.

Anonymous asked:

Maybe he can understand the technological bits of it but can he understand something with as big a purpose as this? Or would it go over his head?

Tord: Wait… YOU KNOW?!! Damn it, Matt!

Tom: Hush. I would have told them too. They may even be bluffing. And no it would not go over anyone’s head.

Anonymous asked:

Maybe they could be making it to run away or even overturn your plans, who knows what they’re planning to do with it

Tom: How do you know I’m not? *smirks at anon*

Tord: If they are I’m doomed no matter what and I accept my fate. Fighting it would only lead to suffering.

Anonymous asked:

So you just accept that they’ll leave you? And you’d just let them overthrow your plans and ruin all the progress you’ve made in taking over the world?

Tord: You make it sound like I’d be happy or something. I’m just aware that there is nothing I COULD do to stop them and know better then to get myself brutally murdered for trying.

Tom: It wouldn’t be brutal.

Tord: Thank you… I think.

are you anons trying to mess with their heads? trying to use their relationships won’t do that. trying a more PERSONAL approach might bring better results.

Anonymous asked:

I suppose you won’t even be able to stop them, will you, especially when you don’t even put up a fight when they leave you for dead, unfortunate how your dream to improve the world, which you’ve worked so hard on, is really so fragile. They don’t even have to make an effort to shatter it

Tord: You’re right, but you’re also wrong. I wouldn’t be able to stop them, whether or not I fought back wouldn’t change a thing though. My “dream” as you call it is fragile and truly difficult to achieve, but probably not for the reasons you think. My goals would mean nothing to me without these two by my side. They are what make this war worth fighting for.

Tom: That was cheesy as fuck.

Tord: Oh shut up.

Tom: I can’t believe you actually meant that.

Tord: I said shut up! *throws paper ball*

Anonymous asked:

Well your real dream isn’t even that big, is it? And even more fragile, entirely in the hands of those you’ve betrayed, it’s inevitable for them to leave, you should really choose to strive for goals that are more realistic

Tom: Okay first off, what the fuck are you talking about!? Second that wasn’t him! I know that and so does Matt! And lastly, I ain’t goin’ nowhere!

Tord: Hey, it’s oka-

Tom: Shut up and let me defend you!

Tord: … Alright then.

you guys are thinking way too big. if you’ve read the chapters then you’ve seen what sets them off.

Anonymous asked:

Aren’t you? He’s left you, he’s hurt you, you’ve even left before, why not do it again, be free, maybe you won’t even take Matt with you, maybe you’ll leave him to fend for himself. I wouldn’t blame you, you’re mostly a monster and the rest, a drunk

Tom: …

Tord: … You’re an ass.

Tom: They aren’t wrong…

Tord: They are wrong, you just can’t see it sometimes.

Tom: You said I’m a drunk before…

Tord: Yeah and I was wrong, you’re trying to quit. You aren’t a monster and you aren’t a drunk.

Tom: …

Anonymous asked:

The three of you really aren’t compatible at all, it surprises me that Tords still alive at this point, I’d’ve gotten tired of being cooped up all the time and gotten rid of him. Congratulations on your patience, but what’s the point of waiting now? Even if he’s dead you can take any resources he’s been providing you, even without killing him, he’s gone so soft you could get anything you wanted out of him, why not exploit that a bit, go have some fun!

Tom: you don’t understand…

Tord: you’re completely correct except for one fact, I have most certainly not gone soft.

Anonymous asked:

Hah, feebly trying to defend yourself won’t work Tordie~ you’re the softest person here, don’t you remember when you’d kill to get what you wanted? Your most extravagant performance almost got rid of the so called “friends” you now cherish, I miss that, but it seems I have to turn elsewhere to be entertained now

Tord: That wasn’t me. I don’t need to defend myself when I did nothing to warrant defense.

Tom: …

(you’re so so close to setting him off yet so so very far -mod x)

Anonymous asked:

How was that not you? Tom, Matt, even Edd saw you, you even remember doing it don’t you? You have the consequences displayed there on your face, don’t you?

Tord: Just because my hands were used does not mean I was the one using them.

Tom: I could crawl into your skin, pull you out, make you watch, rip, shred, kill…

Tord: … Holy shit.

(i remind you “Harpoons” -mod x)

Anonymous asked:

Did you get scared off by Toms moment of adrenaline? I’ll admit, he’s still a decent aim in a pinch, though It’s obviously not perfect, it could’ve struck right through your chest, then you I suppose you wouldn’t be soft now!~

… i think i know what you were going for and yes that would have done it, but that last bit just really confuses me… “ then you I suppose you wouldn’t be soft now!” what is that supposed to be saying? try re-sending it but maybe edit that bit. -mod x

spooncryptid asked:

Did you get scared off by Toms moment of adrenaline? I’ll admit, he’s still a decent aim in a pinch, though It’s obviously not perfect, it could’ve struck right through your chest, then you’d have never become so soft and boring~

Tom: What?

Tord: …

Tom: What are they talking about? What do you mean by “decent aim”?

Tord: …

Tom: I haven’t held a gun in years. The last time I had to aim anything was wh-

Tord: …

Tom: … No… no I… I didn’t… did I? no. no! nonononononoNONONO! TORD TELL ME I DIDN’T! JUST SAY I DIDN’T!

Tord: …

Tom: … no…

(Tom and Tord are temporarily unavailable for questions)

spooncryptid asked:

Oopsies, looks like I’ve revealed myself

holy shit spoon!? was it you this entire time?!

spooncryptid asked:

Yep, not only do I spam you with likes, I also spam you with angst! Yay!

… i am thoroughly impressed. but also kinda irritated. though i really shouldn’t be when i helped.

spooncryptid asked:

Anyways, Matt’s unguarded, should I eat him?

… you can try… i’d rather you not… but you can try. (it would be harder then you think)

spooncryptid asked:

Mm, well while the others are busy let’s hang out with Matt, hey Matt, The bois are fine and I did nothing wrong, dyou like candy?

Matt: I’m not that much of an idiot. Yes I like candy. What did you do?

spooncryptid asked:

Nothing bad!~ do you want some licorice?

Matt: I can hear lies… no, Mag told me “never take candy or drinks from strangers.”

spooncryptid asked:

Well we don’t have to be strangers! You can call me Spoon if you like!

Matt: What did you do?

spooncryptid asked:

I don’t know what you’re talking about

Matt: … I’m gonna go check on them.

(told you it’d be harder then you think. he’s forgetful, not stupid. -mod x)

spooncryptid asked:

So you don’t want licorice, how about Swedish fish? Those are one of my favorites

Matt: *ignoring spoon*

spooncryptid asked:

Would you believe me if told you it wasn’t really me?

Matt: Maybe, if you actually believed that yourself.

spooncryptid asked:

Why believe Tord and not me?

Matt: What makes you any more trustworthy then him? I already told you I hear lies. What more do you need?

spooncryptid asked:

Ah yes, sniffing out my lies like a little bloodhound, amazing

Matt: More like a bat but that works I guess.

spooncryptid asked:

Guess you’ve figured out my evil scheme //sigh// ..dyou want a Swedish Fish?

Matt: Not from you.

(Matt has reached Tom and Tord. everything you worked for will have been pointless in 1 hour real time. Matt is now temporarily closed for questions)

spooncryptid asked:

Mm, Pau and Pat are open for asks, right?

yes. are you going to be the first to direct questions at them?

spooncryptid asked:

I mean who else is gonna eat these Swedish Fish with me?

… no one will eat the Swedish fish. if i’m being honest they make me sick ever since i was little and ate a huge bag of them all at once. every time you mention them i feel nauseous.

spooncryptid asked:

Aw gee, sorry, I’ll switch to uhh M&ms?

if you wanna. (they still aren’t gonna eat it for fear it’s poisoned)

dudawakmax asked:

HOLY HELL WHAT HAPPENED HERE? MY PANIC ATTACK WASN'T EVEN SO LONG! MAIS QUE PORRA?!?!?

… a lot… mostly spoon.

dudawakmax asked:

Omg, the poor beans!!! Did they hurt them to much? Oh for the lords from hell and heaven I hope not

they sent Tord into a flashback, tom into a panic attack and they made matt paranoid. you be the judge here i’m biased.

spooncryptid asked:

Hey, mr eyebrows, you want some free candy?

Pau: I find that mildly offensive. No.

spooncryptid asked:

Well that’s boring, what am i gonna do with all these m&ms?

Pau: that’s your problem.

spooncryptid asked:

It’s funny to imagine me as the cat thing in my icon doing all this

i’m just imagining your old one.

spooncryptid asked:

Pwease?? Just one, mistew?

Pau: yeah, no.

dudawakmax asked:

I want to help them so much but they will probably just look at me weird... I think I'm, I'm just gonna leave this here... *leave a cozy blanket* Sorry...

Matt: thank you. that actually helped a bit.

spooncryptid asked:

Mmm maybe mr patty cakes will want some

Pat: no, thank you.

spooncryptid asked:

I’m just an annoying cat sitting on your shoulder and chewing on your ear or screaming most of the time

i already have one of those in real life and no matter how much i love her i do not need a second.

spooncryptid asked:

Wow I’ve been rejected guess I’ll cry in the corner like the baby that I am

… i just don’t like being licked.

spooncryptid asked:

That was directed at pat but I guess it works cuz either way I’m a fussy baby that no one likes lol

Pat: I don’t like being licked.

spooncryptid asked:

I will lick you mistew patty cake

Pat: and i’ll shoot you freaky demon cat. try it.

(he’s smiling while he points the gun at you…)

spooncryptid asked:

Guns don’t kill me I just eat the bullets

Pat: … I’m gonna go find Tom. Maybe if I ask nicely enough he’ll eat you.

spooncryptid asked:

No you don’t need to find Tom or anyone, they’re doing just fine, he actually threatened to kill me already hahah

Pat: … What… Did… You… Do…

spooncryptid asked:

I didn’t do anything other than be threatened as I just told you

Pat: liar.

spooncryptid asked:

Ok fine, I may have offered a few other people candy as well, you caught me

Pat: don’t play coy with me you little rat! WHAT DID YOU DO?!

spooncryptid asked:

Wow, rat? That hurt my feelings, I don’t know if I want to be friends with you anymore

Pat: act like vermin and be called vermin.

everyone is available for asks. tread carefully.

Anonymous asked:

Hey, is everyone alright?

Tom: …

Tord: …

Matt: … we… we could be better…

Anonymous asked:

Is there anything we can do to try and make it better?

Tom: …

Tord: …

Matt: i don’t know… i don’t know what to do myself.

dudawakmax asked:

I think we should give them a break! Like, I don't know, you guys can go out, have a picnic, or whatever you want to, get a good night of sleep, and we will let you rest! What does it sound like to you?

Matt: you could… but this was done intentionally so what are the chances the person who did it isn’t gonna come back and start all over again?

Tom: they always come back…

Matt: Tom!

Tord: …

dudawakmax asked:

Tom! Its not healthy to think that way!

Tom: But they do…

Matt: Not always, and it’s not always a bad thing when they do come back! Tord came back! That was good right?

Tom: *nods*

Tord: …

spooncryptid asked:

I don’t even know who Vermin is, why are you bullying me??

vermin as in pests like rats. like i said pat don’t take shit. you pissed him off so he went for the metaphorical ball shot.

dudawakmax asked:

Things do get better Tom. You just need to believe in it

Tom: better… then worse… then better… then worse…

Matt: oh…

Tord: …

spooncryptid asked:

Yknow what mr patty cake, you’re being rude and I don’t like you, I’m gonna go.. cry? Or something, I guess

Pat: …

(pat thinks you act like a spoiled child. he pities you)

dudawakmax asked:

It may be this way. But sometimes things get better.... And better... And better. I know its hard, but I swear to you things get better. And you have your friends with you. I'm sure they'll help you no matter what.

Tom: …

Matt: Thank you duda but I don’t thi-

Tord: Better…

Matt: Tord!

Tord: Better like… finding tom… like being his friend again…

Matt: *slack jawed*

Tord: Like getting Matt back… like… this.

Tom: Better like this…

Matt: yes. YES! SO MUCH BETTER!

spooncryptid asked:

If you really pitied me you’d eat an m&m

Pat: I feel pity, I’m not suicidal.

spooncryptid asked:

It’s not like they’re poisoned or anything, I got em from the guy in the big white van

Pat: … why did i ever feel threatened by you?

dudawakmax asked:

Um... (Idk what else to say :P)

Matt: you’ve done more than enough! thank you sooooo much.

Tom: maybe you aren’t so bad… duda was it?

Tord: maybe we misjudged you.

spooncryptid asked:

I don’t know but I’ve gotten two death threats in the time that I’ve been here, which is a new record for me

Pat: you’re an idiot… but a harmless one.

dudawakmax asked:

Just trying to help, I know it feels terrible, and don't want anyone else to feel bad

Matt: thank you!

Tom: yeah.

Tord: what they said.

(aw they are blushing!)

spooncryptid asked:

I guess I’ll just eat all these m&ms by myself cuz no one else wants any

it’s not that they don’t want any, (Pau has a massive sweet tooth) they just can’t trust any food given as gifts. Tom is the only one immune to poisons so the others have to be really careful.

dudawakmax asked:

*jazz music stops* whAT!?!?! (This is way to cute. My little fangirl heart can't take this much of adorable characters)

Tom: And they ruined it.

Tord: Don’t be an ass.

Matt: I missed this.

dudawakmax asked:

Sowy! I just couldn't lose the chance ;)

Tom: it’s fine.

Tord: yeah, we wouldn’t be us if we weren’t fighting about something.

Matt: *pleased humming*

spooncryptid asked:

Anyways, you seem cool patty cake, but you called me a rat so now you’re my enemy, watch out for stray banana peels on the floor

Pat: … like i said, harmless idiot.

spooncryptid asked:

Bye bye! //waddles away and climbs into a trash can//

was that addressed at me or pat? if it was addressed at me check your inbox.

dudawakmax asked:

I'm just really happy you guys are feeling better. :D

Tord: we’re glad to BE feeling better.

Tom: hmm

Matt: *hugs duda*

dudawakmax asked:

Yay hugs! *hugs Matt back*

duda is now being squished! with affection.

dudawakmax asked:

Boop! *Boop Matt's nose*

the boop is returned by a mystery source.

dudawakmax asked:

What?

The sound of machinery can be heard. Tord winked at you. Matt is laughing. Tom is rolling his eyes. You are accepted as a friend.

dudawakmax asked:

((Can I boop tord?

he’d look at you funny but he wouldn’t stop you.

dudawakmax asked:

I love how Matt its like, the Dad friend™. I bet he would be like "those are my beans and I will protect them with my life". While everyone else its like "Matt its a little cinnamon roll who must be protected in all cust"

No on both counts actually. Tom is the dad friend and Tord is the cinnamon roll. tom is protective of everything he views as family and that includes Tord and Matt. Tord is not only physically weaker but he’s the only one who’s technically mortal and as such is capable of natural death. If anything Matt is the shoulder to cry on and the therapist of the group.

dudawakmax asked:

Nah. Tord is a SINnamon roll

that too.

spooncryptid asked:

I knew tord was soft

compared to the literally immortal beings? sure. but next to any other human he’d snap them in two. he lived with three godlike men and survived. he’s tough just not invincible.

spooncryptid asked:

So he’s physically the cinnamon roll?

sorta? Tom and matt think of him as something that needs to be protected. he can handle himself just fine. they just don’t want him to have to.

spooncryptid asked:

Mm, so it’s their fault he’s soft

sorta. he’s not soft. he has a sorta hidden power even! spite. he can do literally anything out of spite.

“tord don’t jump off that bridge! you won’t survive.”

tord jumps off the bridge and is perfectly fine, out of SPITE.

spooncryptid asked:

He’d prolly kill me out of spite

most certainly.