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frightfulmouse · 2 days ago

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I forget dates like crazy but I looked at the date and was like Oh it’s the bday of that guy I had a crush on immediately, the first second I saw him, in 1st grade 💀💀💀 well happy bday joong-won dude I haven’t seen you in 15 years looool

#text #my delusional ass started believing we had something near the end but i think that thing was probably Friendship #whatever…. the guy who does the ‘I’m a lesbian bc I like girls and if u like boys ur gay’ dumbass recess trickery on you is forever #(I mean thst last part was not wrong but just imagine every guy in 2nd grade screaming insistently about being lesbians)#ahhh the memories…. the homophobia….#he jumped off the playground and could flip his eyelids ok he was the height of cool in elementary school #also he had those early 2000s orange Asian highlights #AS A SEVEN YEAR OLD #the way I was tortured in middle school over the fact he didn’t have Facebook after he moved lol

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